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Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Stubbs on October 21, 2005, 04:44:58 pm
Just found this pick on http://www.yorkshiregrit.com pretty blatant as dabs go

(http://www.yorkshiregrit.com/yg/photos/brimham__the_anchor.4.jpg)

Post your best dabs pics!
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: squeek on October 21, 2005, 04:48:27 pm
That's what happens when you don't get a proper yorkshire spot
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jonP on October 21, 2005, 06:09:33 pm
Quote from: "Stubbs"
pretty blatant as dabs go


Not so much a dab as a total failure - you'll notice my left hand isn't on the hold properly. You could post the photo on the "donkey line hall of shame" thread though, although the next photo in the sequence shows it a bit more clearly:

(http://www.yorkshiregrit.com/yg/photos/brimham__the_anchor.5.jpg)
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on October 21, 2005, 07:48:13 pm
LOL, good thread. Sorry, don't have any dabs though...
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: uptown on October 21, 2005, 09:10:56 pm
(http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10102/Iain.AVI_0001.jpg)(http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10102/Iain.AVI_0002.jpg)(http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10102/Iain.AVI_0003.jpg)
(http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10102/Iain.AVI_0004.jpg)(http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10102/Iain.AVI_0005.jpg)(http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10102/Iain.AVI_0006.jpg)
(http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10102/Iain.AVI_0007.jpg)(http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10102/Iain.AVI_0008.jpg)(http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10102/Iain.AVI_0009.jpg)

Can anyone -spot the classic jungster uberdab in this sequence ?
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: clm on October 22, 2005, 10:10:14 am
(http://www.yorkshiregrit.com/yg/photos/brimham__the_anchor.4.jpg)

where do you get those one piece bouldering suits from??
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: hongkongstuey on October 22, 2005, 11:35:07 am
(http://www.mitchleblanc.com/images/climbing/039/PA092728.jpg)

head dab
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Palomides on October 25, 2005, 02:36:03 pm
(http://www.merrickales.com/gripper-merrick/DSC_9692.jpg)

Chavhat dab
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on October 25, 2005, 04:18:14 pm
Uptowngirl, is that a "spot the dab" game? I'm going for the phot in the middle of second row?
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on October 25, 2005, 04:29:41 pm
(http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/albums/edit/preview_f311f5df.jpg)

May look like a blatant butt dab, but the wind blew the pad away at just the wrong moment.

Honest.
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: uptown on October 26, 2005, 09:24:09 am
Quote from: "SA Chris"
Uptowngirl, is that a "spot the dab" game? I'm going for the phot in the middle of second row?


You win the prize!
It is indeed the 'out of shot' (out of mind?) left foot in the 2nd middle row photo.
Iain has done the problem without dab since.
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on November 09, 2005, 10:24:13 am
Surprisingly, here's another one from Yorkshire....

(http://www.yorkshiregrit.com/yg/photos/almscliff__buffy.jpg)
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: squeek on November 09, 2005, 10:41:32 am
That problem's got a bad landing.
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on November 09, 2005, 10:51:04 am
(http://www.yorkshiregrit.com/yg/photos/almscliff__stretch_armstrong.1.jpg)
obviously...
(http://www.yorkshiregrit.com/yg/photos/rocky__frank.1.jpg)
yorkshire spotting...
(http://www.yorkshiregrit.com/yg/photos/almscliff__natural_traverse.jpg)
is he lying down?

jeeez yorkshire is disgraceful.
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Stubbs on November 09, 2005, 11:01:08 am
Fiend, Fiend, Fiend, people in glass houses and all that http://www.fiendy.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fiend_sanc.avi

'just' the clothing, honest....  :wink:

plus the first one of this sequence, where you are standing on a bush
http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=7938
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on November 09, 2005, 11:03:24 am
Quote from: "Stubbs"
Fiend, Fiend, Fiend, people in glass houses and all that http://www.fiendy.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fiend_sanc.avi

'just' the clothing, honest....  :wink:


Quote from: "Fiend"
Please note that I don't weight the mat on the undercling move, and did this a few times without my clothing brushing it at all - I tried to get a better video but unfortunately just got a flapper instead :roll:
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on November 09, 2005, 12:20:27 pm
LOL, guilty as charged, I was thinking of getting a still clip of that and posting it but couldn't be arsed  :o

As for the NZ shots, please, I am heel-toeing the fence post not standing on a bush, only the most sophisticate dabs for me :wink:
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on March 20, 2006, 06:12:04 pm
Classic spotter-dabbing video courtesy of Yorkshiregrit.com - check out the dabtastic finish at the arete (http://www.yorkshiregrit.com/video.html?id=brimham__to_me_to_you&n=0)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on June 14, 2006, 12:31:37 pm
Grab dab! [Animated so may take a few moments to load]
(http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDhAuwVfR8IzZBM8wO5*kEdBfdwQGUkjoPJd!4LvZviRUagJGdRElZjWAUFAo861eaLQig3DdnGhh!Wuvc0LZ!EmgN*5LTvzL5dzNkXhLI/anatomyofadab.gif)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on June 14, 2006, 12:42:32 pm
Skip they do the double dab, that's them dancing.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Stubbs on June 14, 2006, 01:11:19 pm
Looks nice, what problem Bonjoy?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on June 14, 2006, 01:22:58 pm
Pat's Roof at Rowtor. Great prob with a deep leaf filled pit awaiting if you blow the cutloose (lots have!).
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cofe on June 14, 2006, 01:59:28 pm
(http://www.seaangler.8m.com/fish%20id/d-h/images/dab.gif)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on June 14, 2006, 02:01:42 pm
Nice Dab!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fatboy on June 14, 2006, 02:24:24 pm
Some might even say 'dab-tastic'!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Palomides on June 15, 2006, 09:32:36 am
 :o

dab - Google Image Search (http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=dab&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&sa=N&tab=wi)

Danger! Danger! NSFW !!!

 :google: :thumbsdown: ??
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Houdini on June 15, 2006, 09:39:24 am
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dab
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Stubbs on June 15, 2006, 09:46:14 am
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=houdini (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=houdini)

 ???
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Houdini on June 15, 2006, 10:37:37 am
As yet, they have no definition for Stubbs.  So many that are similar, but just not quite!  What else can I do but Wad ya, dude?




Preferably in your face with an abracadabra!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Houdini on June 15, 2006, 10:58:13 am
Keeping Claus on the rock was a full-time job...

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e67/houdini2/Clausgettingpushedon.jpg)

And here he is again, but this time getting the Full Monty

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e67/houdini2/ClausonEetusproblem.jpg)

But when you're firing-up for a hold that no longer exists...   ...You need all the help you can get!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fatboy on June 15, 2006, 12:06:05 pm
Cool, I reckon I could reach that if I had the same kind of 'support'!!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Palomides on June 19, 2006, 10:32:02 am
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dab

Have another look  ;)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on August 02, 2006, 02:52:20 pm
http://www.northumberlandbouldering.co.uk/index.html
Check out the video of Worldline at Queen's Crag. Impressive problem, even more impress double pad-dab on cut-loose!!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on August 02, 2006, 03:51:38 pm
Blimey! I had to watch that again just to believe it. 2 feet, 2 dabs, I make that a quadruple dab. Have they no shame up there?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: webbo on August 02, 2006, 03:55:01 pm
its like alcohol the futher north you go the more people drink.same with dabs. ;)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on August 02, 2006, 05:10:12 pm
As probably the furthest northern poster on here, I take offence to that.

I don't drink much at all.........
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Jim on August 02, 2006, 05:34:14 pm
how do these northern boys sleep at night?
looks like a good problem mind
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: JR on August 02, 2006, 05:35:35 pm
how do these northern boys sleep at night?


all the afore mentioned beer...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Paul B on August 07, 2006, 12:55:41 pm
Have they no shame up there?

I think the culprit might be headed this way next year...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: account_inactive on August 07, 2006, 03:42:42 pm
Keeping Claus on the rock was a full-time job...

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e67/houdini2/Clausgettingpushedon.jpg)


Is this guy German?  Does he spend most Christmas's in Thailand?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Houdini on August 07, 2006, 04:10:10 pm
Claus is German.  I know very little of his yuletide perigrinations.  I was most impressed with how untasty the mosquitos found him and his pechant for using Egyptians where they're needed least. He didn't stay on Team Bat-shit for long.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Paul B on December 10, 2006, 01:40:10 am
(http://britishclimbingteam.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=346&g2_serialNumber)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: erm, sam on December 10, 2006, 08:18:20 pm
Its rare to see such a gurn so closely associated with what appears to be a single or even double dab.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on March 29, 2007, 09:55:36 am
Captain E11 on a VDiff chimneying dab on a new V12...

(http://www.fiendy.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Soshostart.jpg)

Picture nicked from http://www.davemacleod.blogspot.com/ as sodding blogspot won't let me link to it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Stubbs on June 01, 2007, 03:38:04 pm
Revived courtesy of Mr Earl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaBf2sOrffI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaBf2sOrffI)

You have to watch closely to see it...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Mike Tyson on July 09, 2007, 06:44:11 pm
Right foot dab.....

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1068/762689634_d7976dd0db.jpg?v=0)

Full arse dab.....

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1255/761781793_6cea18d175.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Greg C on July 10, 2007, 08:49:40 am
That last pic looks like your just sat on your mat waving at the pod. Either that or your just staring in fearful awe as your arm phases out of existence. 
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Greg C on September 28, 2007, 12:05:20 pm
Pointed out by MB, it's a winner:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI8mqR4VYW8
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 28, 2007, 12:27:14 pm
More than a dab that was a full on sit down rest. Quality.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on September 28, 2007, 02:16:29 pm
What worries me in that video is the heavy breathing... :-\
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on September 28, 2007, 02:21:23 pm
More than a dab that was a full on sit down rest. Quality.

TWO full on sit down rests in fact. Still he seemed pleased so who are we to quibble.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Teaboy on September 28, 2007, 02:47:36 pm
What grade would that get if you linked the start and finish in a oner?

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Scouse D on January 21, 2009, 08:43:30 pm
Thought I'd resurrect this topic with a couple of peaches:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bAj62T-xIag (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bAj62T-xIag)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIa78zJNuQ&feature=related (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIa78zJNuQ&feature=related)

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: account_inactive on January 21, 2009, 08:55:51 pm
Adobe Dab
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on January 21, 2009, 09:50:12 pm
I hope that first video doesn't start when he starts or it's zippy's-with-a-dab-and-minus-a-few-hand-movements  :whistle:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mini on January 21, 2009, 10:27:50 pm
Is this a new sport, a bit like Dick and Dom's Boogie challenge - who can do the biggest dab at the crag without being challenged?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on January 21, 2009, 10:36:40 pm
those dabs are so mad its more like hillwalking with a bad sequence rather than climbing.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Oli on January 21, 2009, 10:42:51 pm
Obviously the influence of being in contact with the critically acclaimed Scott O'Conor has been rubbing off on these Copleys when it comes to deciding what consitutes an ascent.
 :devangel:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Zods Beard on January 21, 2009, 10:55:22 pm
 :o


Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 22, 2009, 08:40:10 am
Obviously the influence of being in contact with the critically acclaimed Scott O'Conor has been rubbing off on these Copleys when it comes to deciding what consitutes an ascent.

You couldn't script it. Dynamite.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: BenF on January 22, 2009, 11:06:31 am
more like hillwalking with a bad sequence rather than climbing.

 :lol:  I just wet myself. 
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on January 23, 2009, 10:30:05 am
Can't believe this hasn't been done before but don't have the time to trawl through the full post!

(http://www.sea-fishing.org/images/sea-fish-large-images/dabblowup.jpg)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: JohnH on January 23, 2009, 12:37:13 pm
those dabs are so mad its more like hillwalking with a bad sequence rather than climbing.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: r-man on January 23, 2010, 12:14:56 am
Deux faux plis en plats réels, Franchard Hautes plaines (http://www.vimeo.com/8915386)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on January 23, 2010, 09:24:12 am
Nice dabbage!
You have to wonder why the guy who edited that together thought I'd want to spend twenty seconds of my life watching him tie his laces, the mind boggles.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on January 23, 2010, 09:42:24 am
Shit problem & dab - I think this might be my lowest moment in shit-climbing history:

Cemaes Bay Bouldering (http://www.vimeo.com/4080933)

I think I was dabbing nearly continuously from 2 seconds through to 15 seconds, what the fuck was I thinking posting this drivel. :-[

At least it came in useful.  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: hairich on January 23, 2010, 11:15:33 am
where is cemaes bay it looks kinda cool.i was there stood off camera trying dannys when copleys mate was filming.i did challenge with bit of a dab but was speechless at first
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on January 23, 2010, 10:16:29 pm
You have to wonder why the guy who edited that together thought I'd want to spend twenty seconds of my life watching him tie his laces, the mind boggles.

fuck thats one of my pet hates in climbing clips on tinternet.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on January 24, 2010, 03:56:50 pm
Cemaes Bay is on Angelsey. Don't ever go there, ever, at all. Just don't.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 25, 2010, 03:24:19 pm
That Hautes Plaines dab is so blatant. He actually stands on the mat and then bicycles his feet back onto the rock!

1. How could you claim that?
2. WHY post it on the internet (with a caption about it being your 1st 7C no less)?
3. Back around. No really.

 :spank:  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cowboyhat on February 25, 2010, 04:45:24 pm
You have to wonder why the guy who edited that together thought I'd want to spend twenty seconds of my life watching him tie his laces, the mind boggles.

fuck thats one of my pet hates in climbing clips on tinternet.

Somewhere I have about twenty minutes of Dense tying and untying his shoes, brushing, poffing, whacking, faffing before finally failing to pull on and denouncing it as shit. Its hilarious.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: a dense loner on February 25, 2010, 07:08:52 pm
the only difference now would be the use of pof ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 25, 2010, 09:11:30 pm
Release it on DVD. The new Between The Trees.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: a dense loner on February 26, 2010, 08:52:11 am
between the birds?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 26, 2010, 09:42:24 am
Sounds about right............
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Jim on February 26, 2010, 09:47:18 am
more like 'skiing....between the men'
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fiveknuckle21 on March 22, 2010, 01:14:46 am
this is a gem:

Steep Traverse V5 6b (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLEim1KkqEg#ws)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: GCW on March 22, 2010, 07:12:35 am
That's not a dab.
Did you notice the puff of chalk?  This guy is trained in the dark art of sphinkta, where he can release a blast of gas in order to change his direction.  A bit like the way space ships manoeuvre.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fiveknuckle21 on March 22, 2010, 10:32:35 am
 :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on March 23, 2010, 12:09:31 pm
V-grade dab.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nash1 on December 17, 2010, 08:33:31 am
Bring back the dabs...

Bear Paw Man (http://vimeo.com/17408147)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 17, 2010, 08:51:05 am
Already posted here: http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,6407.msg289023.html#msg289023 (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,6407.msg289023.html#msg289023)

But you're right to put it here. Unbelievable dabbery, 1st Ascent my arse. BACK AROUND!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on December 28, 2010, 08:00:25 pm
Whut?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on December 28, 2010, 10:16:38 pm
spambot
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 28, 2010, 10:24:37 pm
There are more rooms for me to improve.

you want UKChangingRooms or UKC for that sort of thing
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: RowanSB on January 01, 2011, 12:16:31 pm
This is cheeky

Jon Pearson - Podsacs sponsored climber - almscliff sewer rat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rITRhlmiLck&feature=related#)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Moo on January 01, 2011, 06:17:36 pm
 :lol: nowt cheeky about that, he fell off and got back on!!!!

YYYOOOOORRRRRRKSIRE
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on January 02, 2011, 08:28:54 am
fan dabby dozy
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dr T on April 19, 2011, 10:32:28 am
Big bum dab at 29 sec
boulder a targasonne (http://www.vimeo.com/22525368)
 :spank:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on April 19, 2011, 11:18:29 am
Bum and heel. Even the pad moves.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 19, 2011, 12:38:22 pm
Nice!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Falling Down on April 19, 2011, 10:04:38 pm
Awesome music! Especially the hardcore French reggae rap who's it by?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: slackline on April 19, 2011, 11:38:09 pm
Awesome music! Especially the hardcore French reggae rap who's it by?

Shazam suggests it Toulouse by Zebda of the album Le Bruit Et L'odeur....maybe?  :geek:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on April 20, 2011, 07:31:02 pm
I think that's the most downright ugly climbing video I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on April 20, 2011, 09:09:25 pm
Big bum dab at 29 sec
boulder a targasonne (http://www.vimeo.com/22525368)
 :spank:

thats some nice dabbing.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Gritlad on December 10, 2011, 09:29:04 pm
sorry to bring this up again but i just saw this
Peterskill, NY Bouldering (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jf62HBXmDM#ws)
just a little kneel down at 1:21...

EDIT: infact the whole video is dabatastic
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: leeroy on December 20, 2011, 07:04:51 pm
Autopilot fb 7b+ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzXUpEFtPpw#ws)

funny spotter dab/kick on this
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: robertostallioni on December 20, 2011, 07:32:24 pm
Chesney deserved that kick in the tits.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 205Chris on February 08, 2013, 09:49:18 pm
Spotted this today, apologies if it's been posted before:

Kidney Stone Fb7B - Gardoms North (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RevrsCTscoM#)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on February 08, 2013, 09:55:36 pm
Genius.

By my twisted worldview he also started at least a move into it too.....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on February 08, 2013, 10:12:13 pm
is that huge juggy rail in? Always thought it was pocket & sloper to the crimps right of that and up from there?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on February 08, 2013, 10:21:49 pm
yeah I think we did the same, started matched on pocket. Those big holds are too far left to be worth using given you've got to go immediately back right to get to the top.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 08, 2013, 11:27:58 pm
Regardless of peak eliminates, he gets the tick for that pick-up alone  :2thumbsup:. Ideally would have tied it on mid-move. I rewound a few times and the pad doesn't move.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on February 09, 2013, 02:39:02 pm
I used that rail, it's not an eliminate afaik. He does start after what I found the crux though. Shame as the pick up is ace!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2013, 12:21:17 pm
The front page video with Zippy's trav in it is a horrorshow of dabbage.

Stanage Weekends on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/61214807)

Credit for going RH up on BP though
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: iwasmexican on March 08, 2013, 12:41:08 pm
The front page video with Zippy's trav in it is a horrorshow of dabbage.

Stanage Weekends on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/61214807)

Credit for going RH up on BP though

my bad
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on March 08, 2013, 12:43:43 pm
Quote
Credit for going RH up on BP though

Why credit? Its more awkward, unnecessarily powerful and not as pleasant.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: rodma on March 08, 2013, 12:55:08 pm
Quote
Credit for going RH up on BP though

Why credit? Its more awkward, unnecessarily powerful and not as pleasant.

 :agree: I'm afraid

If you wanna look burly (or do it Ben's way for historical reasons) you'd be going rh first then lobbing the left toe on, not heel on and going wrong handed for no particular reason at all.

good effort in doing it anyways.

I liked the guy that does the disappearing act on Zippy's, but it's definitely back around for the dabbage   :P

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2013, 01:12:37 pm
Well when I went up left hand I felt like I was tricking the boulder, like a fly on a horse - trying to hitch a free ride to glory in the grand national.

Going right hand up is giving the middle finger to the boulder, and to the accepted beta.
'Beast mode engaged'
Since no one else does it that way, I have to assume it is fecking hard and therefore worthy of credit.


Maybe this will bring in a new age of BP ascents that draw a middle ground between the 'Ben' beta and the 'soft' beta
Maybe it really is 7C that way? :worms:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: iwasmexican on March 08, 2013, 01:15:03 pm
Quote
Credit for going RH up on BP though

Why credit? Its more awkward, unnecessarily powerful and not as pleasant.

 :agree: I'm afraid

If you wanna look burly (or do it Ben's way for historical reasons) you'd be going rh first then lobbing the left toe on, not heel on and going wrong handed for no particular reason at all.

it was because of not wanting to last minute change beta, did it to dropping the jug before eddie came along and cruised it the other way, but by that point I didnt want to do anything different last minute when I knew it worked my way....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: JackAus on March 12, 2013, 10:21:36 am
Just dug this out... Not a dab but another great pickup....  ;D

(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/5229/img5539r.jpg)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: ghisino on March 27, 2013, 12:20:37 am
merde!

Ligne Noire, Aprémont (DAB!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ8_Tb8fQ88#)
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on March 27, 2013, 07:36:18 am
Well when I went up left hand I felt like I was tricking the boulder, like a fly on a horse - trying to hitch a free ride to glory in the grand national.

Going right hand up is giving the middle finger to the boulder, and to the accepted beta.
'Beast mode engaged'
Since no one else does it that way, I have to assume it is fecking hard and therefore worthy of credit.


Maybe this will bring in a new age of BP ascents that draw a middle ground between the 'Ben' beta and the 'soft' beta
Maybe it really is 7C that way? :worms:

If you're tall or have long legs then you've scarcely any other option than to go RH first.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on November 15, 2015, 08:41:40 pm
This is amazing.

https://vimeo.com/88393553
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Doylo on November 15, 2015, 08:50:27 pm
One of the most bizarre things I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Mike Tyson on November 15, 2015, 08:52:58 pm
Even the dog dabs! (Ken Dodd's dads dog dabs?)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 15, 2015, 08:55:16 pm
if that guy stopped squeezing his ribs, the climber would be able to breathe properly
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: a dense loner on November 15, 2015, 09:05:10 pm
Fantastic! I need spotting like that
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Scouse D on November 15, 2015, 09:14:23 pm
A certain well known peak climber once spotted me like that on eatswood traverse.proper off-putting but a nice back rub all the same.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Luke Owens on November 15, 2015, 09:18:47 pm
That is proper quality, so bizzare
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on November 15, 2015, 09:28:52 pm
I found the soundtrack rather disturbing and had to stop after 30 secs...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Teaboy on November 15, 2015, 10:28:37 pm
I think he fell off because his spotter pumped out
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on November 15, 2015, 10:35:12 pm
I prescribe a two week training course at Dumbarton Rock. Nothing like a classic Dumby spot:

(http://photos1.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/9/9/d/event_36602461.jpeg)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on November 16, 2015, 08:55:12 am
My first thought was that the climber was disabled and you guys are beoign harsh, but he seems to stand OK by himself at the end.

Maybe they use the same ethics as swinging leads on long multipitch routes, where they share the tick between them?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on November 16, 2015, 10:22:38 am
Dave, how/why the fuck did you sit through all that to find out there was a punchline?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on November 16, 2015, 10:55:46 am
i'm laid up off work sick so I'm basically watching every video on bleau.info just to pass the time.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: r-man on November 19, 2015, 11:35:04 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ9zJb1I0Ok
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Kingy on November 23, 2015, 10:09:08 pm
Just found this on 8a. spew. Man of the moment Pirmin Bertle dabbing at 4000m on the hardest boulder in India (Font 8B+), starts at 3:18. Not once but about 4 times on the pads! Couldn't believe this :shrug: Nice video otherwise

vimeo.com/146420012 (http://vimeo.com/146420012)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on November 23, 2015, 10:19:03 pm
Less of a dab, more of a continual slide/smear/ass drag  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on November 23, 2015, 10:29:08 pm
P-Bert certainly is the man of the moment!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on November 23, 2015, 10:50:25 pm
Bad beta for a power nap!

This is where that "repeat and refilm every bloody move from a different angle" footage works wonders, each dab gets it's full glory!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cha1n on November 23, 2015, 10:50:54 pm
This guy loved a rewind in his edits - bring that shit back!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on November 23, 2015, 11:23:21 pm
Tell you what, if i'd dragged the wife and kids all the way to a remote valley in india with endless rock - and I quote 'plenty' - and my best tick was a backdragging lowball dabfest then I'd not be putting a video online of it. I'd be swearing the family to secrecy and burying the footage in an abandoned mine.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 24, 2015, 06:49:21 am
is it Font 8B+ or is it one of the new P-Bert Access For All 8B+ ?

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on November 25, 2015, 10:43:58 am
P-Bert certainly is the man of the moment!


Surely you mean the man man man of of of the the the moment moment moment?

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: iwasmexican on December 06, 2015, 10:56:46 am
http://vimeo.com/147969114

1:47.

my word.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 06, 2015, 11:30:22 am
The Dragon's Fail....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: TheTwig on December 07, 2015, 12:26:31 am
P-Bert certainly is the man of the moment!


Surely you mean the man man man of of of the the the moment moment moment?

If this was facebook I would post the meme reaction image of Sylvester Stalone shooting 'Likes' out of a .50 cal machine gun  :lol: bravo!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on December 07, 2015, 08:50:00 am
my word.

I love how the spotter stares at the mat afterwards, you can tell he's thinking, "surely he's not going to take the tick?"
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on December 07, 2015, 08:57:45 am
I swear his foot is actually underneath the mat there for a splitsecond. Spotter's doubletake is priceless.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on December 07, 2015, 09:46:06 am
my word.

I love how the spotter stares at the mat afterwards, you can tell he's thinking, "surely he's not going to take the tick?"

at 2:09 he actually bends down and prods the mat to make sure it is real.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on December 07, 2015, 04:29:18 pm
Am I missing something? At 2.07 the spotter says 'but you dabbed' and the climber acknowledges it .... The odd bit is posting the video in the manner of a successful ascent, but neither denies the dab.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andyd on December 07, 2015, 05:19:17 pm
Proof that ethics, like morals, exist on a sliding scale for some folk
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on December 07, 2015, 06:16:25 pm
"i dabbed on the jug though" 

Perfect justification :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on December 08, 2015, 09:42:15 am
I'd have taken that, the pad was in the way. Fuck 'em.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 08, 2015, 09:50:26 am
I'd have destroyed the evidence
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Nibile on December 08, 2015, 12:33:34 pm
I'd have taken that, the pad was in the way. Fuck 'em.
Word. That's a valid ascent, even worth an added + for the effort of kicking the mat away.
 :devangel:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on December 08, 2015, 12:40:37 pm
"i dabbed on the jug though" 

Proof that ethics, like morals, exist on a sliding scale for some folk

After many sessions I finally latched the finishing jug on Jess's Roof at Almscliff and heard a very faint scuff from my loose foot skimming the top of the pad. In horror I turned to my spotter and asked if I dabbed, he replied "I won't tell anyone if you don't want me to..."

I went back a week later to finish it off with another friend. He also dabbed on the jugs but simply said "well I'm definitely taking that".
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on December 08, 2015, 01:07:37 pm
I'd have taken that, the pad was in the way. Fuck 'em.
Word. That's a valid ascent, even worth an added + for the effort of kicking the mat away.
 :devangel:

Ethics of a tomcat, the both of you.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: a dense loner on December 08, 2015, 06:39:40 pm
Thats all very well 36chambers but would you have stood the moral high ground if it was somewhere that you didn't frequent? Just curious
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on December 08, 2015, 07:07:52 pm
Just found this on 8a. spew. Man of the moment Pirmin Bertle dabbing at 4000m on the hardest boulder in India (Font 8B+), starts at 3:18. Not once but about 4 times on the pads! Couldn't believe this :shrug: Nice video otherwise

vimeo.com/146420012 (http://vimeo.com/146420012)

4000m? Kinell he may as well stayed at 400m and gone to Sheep Pen. Looks like ding dong's traverse on the main block, was half expecting him to finish up kingdom of rain.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Doylo on December 08, 2015, 08:04:33 pm
Looks a bit Welsh...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on December 08, 2015, 10:08:01 pm
Thats all very well 36chambers but would you have stood the moral high ground if it was somewhere that you didn't frequent? Just curious

Reluctantly yes, especially if it's a problem or grade I care about. The true satisfaction just wouldn't be there.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on December 18, 2015, 11:36:05 pm
Mr MacLeod with a mcLOUD dab at 1:04ish.  You can hear it very distinctly,  the oh so painful sound of the unrecognized dab...

https://vimeo.com/149216716 (https://vimeo.com/149216716)

Back around...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: TheTwig on December 19, 2015, 06:54:55 am
I dare you to call him out on it Sasquatch =P That is some fine detective work  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Nibile on December 19, 2015, 09:04:45 am
 ;D
Disappointing, coming from him. Not as disappointing as his board climbing video, but disappointing nonetheless.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on December 19, 2015, 09:38:56 am
I initially thought it was a dab but the acoustics in that place are weird, so I think it's the sound of foot on rock. Later foot-on-rock noises sound similar.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 19, 2015, 09:44:35 am
sounds like a pad being kicked to me

back around

guilty until drowned by the witch hunters etc.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on December 19, 2015, 10:00:33 am
I initially thought it was a dab but the acoustics in that place are weird, so I think it's the sound of foot on rock. Later foot-on-rock noises sound similar.

I thought it 'could' be a boulder being clunked about by the sea coming in and out etc.,.. but the noise coincides with a cut loose and foot flail about episode - looks guilty to me...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on December 19, 2015, 10:04:10 am
Alas, I have reviewed the evidence. It's certainly not a clear dab, but it looks to be that way unfortunately.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 19, 2015, 10:43:07 am
 :o so that's why the weird-ass tribal warbling was so loud. Still, he's done it in overlapping halves, I'm sure he'll get it soon.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Nibile on December 19, 2015, 11:16:04 am
I also thought the use of "music" was a bit too smart. He could have set the video/music levels in a smarter way though.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 19, 2015, 11:17:36 am
That's why I put banging hardcore on my videos. You'll never be able to pick out the foot-mat slapping. Or any intelligble sounds at all...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: galpinos on December 21, 2015, 11:03:43 am
That's why I put banging hardcore on my videos. You'll never be able to pick out the foot-mat slapping. Or any intelligble sounds at all...

It also puts people off actually watching the videos so double win......... ;)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 21, 2015, 12:20:28 pm
 :P yup
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Nibile on December 21, 2015, 01:35:43 pm
From the other evening... No amount of techno could cover that. I kept going for the sake of it but my final reaction is quite clear...
http://youtu.be/YPfgwYk0Nu4

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on December 21, 2015, 07:33:31 pm
LOVE the reaction :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on December 22, 2015, 08:56:18 am
Mr MacLeod with a mcLOUD dab at 1:04ish.  You can hear it very distinctly,  the oh so painful sound of the unrecognized dab...


The human snickometer!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: T_B on February 13, 2016, 07:09:43 pm
https://vimeo.com/155239515
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Mumra on February 13, 2016, 07:25:08 pm
I'd take that
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: haydn jones on February 13, 2016, 07:49:35 pm
That is incredible!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: a dense loner on February 13, 2016, 07:59:28 pm
Brilliant  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on February 13, 2016, 08:18:17 pm
Gutted.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 13, 2016, 09:24:33 pm
Better sequence, time for a downgrade?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Oldmanmatt on February 14, 2016, 04:58:32 pm
Double post, but I love the honesty of posting this...

https://vimeo.com/155239515


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Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on March 11, 2016, 12:47:11 pm
Couple of dabs on this, 5 seconds apart, on the same problem. 00:58

https://vimeo.com/108035171
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: benno on March 11, 2016, 12:56:08 pm
That's bizarre... Especially in light of the fact that he then does basically the SAME problem from half a move lower cleanly. Being charitable, perhaps it was only included because it's a better camera angle?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on March 11, 2016, 01:02:45 pm
Where is the first problem in that vid? Just so as I know to never ever ever go anywhere near it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on March 11, 2016, 01:04:49 pm
That's bizarre... Especially in light of the fact that he then does basically the SAME problem from half a move lower cleanly. Being charitable, perhaps it was only included because it's a better camera angle?

Yeah probably something like that, but you'd think he'd have no trouble pathing it again for the camera sans-dab.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Nibile on March 31, 2016, 02:49:56 pm
http://vimeo.com/160517557
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: a dense loner on March 31, 2016, 05:00:01 pm
Cool looking problem nibs!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on April 01, 2016, 12:53:52 pm
Unfortunate dab @1.40 otherwise, nice vid!

http://vimeo.com/63972638
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on April 01, 2016, 01:50:13 pm
Micro-spotter / climber heel dab at 1:05:


http://vimeo.com/151487211 (http://vimeo.com/151487211)



Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on April 02, 2016, 08:01:58 pm
That's legit, just trouser fabric.

Dave's one up top though, quality stuff - Dabernatus!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spid3rz on April 06, 2016, 08:45:30 pm
I think this is a dab...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFR6dffou7k

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on April 06, 2016, 09:06:45 pm
Enormous! I wonder what grade he gives the stand?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on April 06, 2016, 09:08:30 pm
Amazing.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on April 06, 2016, 10:49:06 pm
That is brilliant
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on April 06, 2016, 11:10:17 pm
Double heel furrow.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cha1n on April 06, 2016, 11:16:04 pm
I had a little look to see if anyone else did the move as a double dyno as it looked completely unnecessary (especially for someone his height) and stumbled upon this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igLPYc2rKM8
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on April 06, 2016, 11:26:51 pm
Cripes, two sit starts to the same climb. Most dabbed climb in the forest?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: highrepute on April 06, 2016, 11:27:03 pm
Amazing!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on April 06, 2016, 11:33:49 pm
Ha, nice work Ross, think that's even better!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: sdm on April 06, 2016, 11:40:28 pm
Enormous! I wonder what grade he gives the stand?

He enjoyed the move so much, he did it again on the next problem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eVnxGbq8OI
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cha1n on April 07, 2016, 08:47:36 am
Most dabbed climb in the forest?

I'm sure if someone spent 10 minutes going through videos of big boss you'd get loads of dabs!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on April 10, 2016, 11:02:40 am
Must be something about font at the minute it's providing us with some classic dab action!

The new font vid on the ukb Vimeo (is that orite) has a cracker on the L'Oblique footage you actually see the mat come flying back into picture!

Classic!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spid3rz on April 10, 2016, 05:05:32 pm
Must be something about font at the minute it's providing us with some classic dab action!

The new font vid on the ukb Vimeo (is that orite) has a cracker on the L'Oblique footage you actually see the mat come flying back into picture!

Classic!

haha!  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: GCW on April 10, 2016, 05:44:22 pm
The new font vid on the ukb Vimeo (is that orite) has a cracker on the L'Oblique footage you actually see the mat come flying back into picture!

http://vimeo.com/162062052#t=100s
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on April 10, 2016, 07:40:45 pm
 :2thumbsup:

It really annoys me when patently shoddy climbers pull through things with no technique. Style it or leave it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on April 10, 2016, 09:08:12 pm
Amazing
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on April 10, 2016, 10:02:50 pm
L'Oblique must be a contender for most dabbed, probably 2 out of 3 "ascents" that I've witnessed have  involved dragging the floor or bumping the block.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on April 11, 2016, 09:26:36 am
L'Oblique must be a contender for most dabbed, probably 2 out of 3 "ascents" that I've witnessed have  involved dragging the floor or bumping the block.
That's the only reason I "haven't" done the bloody thing. Keep dabbing!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: benno on April 11, 2016, 09:29:12 am
L'Oblique is also a candidate for the most inappropriately lax spotting I've ever seen. I watched a guy (very stupidly, admittedly) try some mad slap to nothing with his left hand when he got stuck halfway through the mantle, fall straight onto his arse on the block and get pitched backwards to land on his ear/neck on the ground below, missing the pads (fuck knows how, but he was fine, if shaken). His friends were putting on their shoes for their shot at glory at the time  :-\
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on April 11, 2016, 09:35:04 am
I was once told off by an old local Bleauseard for using chalk on this as he was smashing the shit out of the rock with a load of pof...  :spank:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fried on May 23, 2016, 05:42:55 pm
Dab, dubious line

https://s3.eu-central-1.amazonaws.com/bleauinfomp4/2009/13448.mp4

If you're bored or interested you can compare vids here https://bleau.info/y/13448.html

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Nibile on May 23, 2016, 07:42:51 pm
Jesusfuckingchrist not every single bit of rock in the world has to become a boulder problem.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on May 23, 2016, 07:52:51 pm
Looks like he was trying to dig out a lower start with his heel


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Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: masonwoods101 on May 24, 2016, 03:41:35 pm
Must have been able to smell truffles. Who did you even find that video??
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fried on May 24, 2016, 07:36:35 pm
As a low grade Font punter I spend my evenings watching videos of off-piste problems on bleau.info in the hope of finding some soft touches :whistle:. I once sat under that problem, couldn't do the start......looked better than in the vid.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on May 25, 2016, 09:40:27 am
This was brought to my attention yesterday. Dmac continuing to fly the flag for Scottish dabbing by having a quick lie down on a rock at 0:29.

https://vimeo.com/163236472
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on May 25, 2016, 10:11:12 am
between 33rd and 34th second there is definitely a cut out section, could have been a long lie down. Unless he's developed some Neo bullet time skills, and just goes blurry sometimes.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on May 25, 2016, 10:37:47 am
I wonder how many times he dabbed on Practice of the Wild
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on May 25, 2016, 10:43:51 am
Dab, dubious line

https://s3.eu-central-1.amazonaws.com/bleauinfomp4/2009/13448.mp4

If you're bored or interested you can compare vids here https://bleau.info/y/13448.html

Despite the heinous dab and rock eroding slithers, theres some decent technique on display considering they're a 'sturdy calf'...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on May 25, 2016, 10:53:04 am
Looks like he was trying to dig out a lower start with his heel


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Kicks that wood so hard he nearly causes a forest fire.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fried on May 25, 2016, 09:30:38 pm
Dab, dubious line

https://s3.eu-central-1.amazonaws.com/bleauinfomp4/2009/13448.mp4

If you're bored or interested you can compare vids here https://bleau.info/y/13448.html

Despite the heinous dab and rock eroding slithers, theres some decent technique on display considering they're a 'sturdy calf'...

M. Papillon is a bit of a hero of mine, I've spent hours, probably hundreds poring over his bleau.info vids, getting psyched for the weekend. I met him once and it was my awestruck moment, much more so than when Jacky Godoffe's dog barked at me.

He climbs well for a larger gentlemen, apparently he peaked at 7C some years back, surprisingly light on his toes, like a Gaillic John Dunne.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on June 11, 2016, 12:04:37 am
06:18 First Free Ascent......blatant rope dab, back around Mr Wharton!!

https://vimeo.com/113758922
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: TheTwig on June 11, 2016, 12:51:23 am
that really is bad lol. Rope tension is the only thing that kept him on!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jfdm on June 12, 2016, 09:24:52 pm
I think this is a dab...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFR6dffou7k
If you dabble remove with discrete camera placement/editing.
Dab or no dab, that is the question?
https://vimeo.com/170268394 (https://vimeo.com/170268394)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on June 12, 2016, 10:57:35 pm
06:18 First Free Ascent......blatant rope dab, back around Mr Wharton!!

https://vimeo.com/113758922

Amazing.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on June 13, 2016, 09:13:46 am
that really is bad lol. Rope tension is the only thing that kept him on!

Holy crap, that's funny. Who are they kidding?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jwi on June 14, 2016, 09:29:22 am
Hard tension traverse.... Is the tension due to rope drag or a helpful/bored belayer though?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Luke Owens on June 15, 2016, 07:20:08 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9osgX_OpQTQ#t=79

1:03 onwards, brilliant.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: monkoffunk on June 15, 2016, 09:38:21 am
A true classic.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on July 30, 2016, 05:56:45 pm
https://vimeo.com/43214830
A whole climb of dabs
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on July 31, 2016, 10:48:51 am
Brilliant!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on July 31, 2016, 10:52:15 am
i love this thread :clap2:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: thirtytwosrule on September 20, 2016, 07:18:37 pm
http://www.epictv.com/media/uservideo/climbing-lalchimiste-8b-in-font/605452


Only slight dabs but a dab is a dab and on such a famous problem surely better morals are required.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on September 20, 2016, 08:45:11 pm
http://www.epictv.com/media/uservideo/climbing-lalchimiste-8b-in-font/605452


Only slight dabs but a dab is a dab and on such a famous problem surely better morals are required.
Spotting like that does my nut in, he's basically carrying the other climber up!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on September 20, 2016, 09:50:30 pm
Spotting like that is intrusive and unfortunate but I doubt it made the slightest difference to the outcome. That said it's not really cricket, old boy.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: thirtytwosrule on September 20, 2016, 09:54:21 pm
I'm overly pedantic about it to be honest. Even on a rubbish 6b I would go back around but on something like L'Alchemist I would not show video and claim an ascent with that.

Each to their own I guess!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: T_B on September 21, 2016, 09:04:58 am
I'd probably take it if that was me on Alchimiste. He's virtually over the top and it's a tiny dab.

I dabbed the tree on Kendo when I was out in Font last month, just like Bart does in this vid. Didn't feel like I'd done it  :(

https://vimeo.com/100190885
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on September 21, 2016, 09:55:18 am
The thing with spotter dabs like this is without eyes in the back of your head it's not reasonable to expect anyone to know where a spotter has suddenly decided to put their hands. Unless we're talking some kind of prolonged yorkshire-spot type of Sharples cradling for the entire problem of course. It's clearly a different kettle of fish to dabbing the mats/floor/trees/adjacent boulders.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on September 21, 2016, 06:58:52 pm
Does anybody seriously think that whatever slight contact with a spotter there was there actually made a difference to the result?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jfdm on September 21, 2016, 08:07:18 pm
Does anybody seriously think that whatever slight contact with a spotter there was there actually made a difference to the result?
What the spotters were doing didn't make a blind bit of difference.
It wasn't as though they dragged Lucas up problem.
He even kicks spotter at end.
For me definite legit
Foot dabs are a different matter, you know when you have sinned....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tim palmer on September 21, 2016, 08:08:45 pm
I cant see when he dabs on alchemist
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: haydn jones on September 21, 2016, 08:34:21 pm
I couldn't  even see the dab either.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on September 21, 2016, 08:59:51 pm
left foot as he's making last push over the top, clips the top spotter's left hand.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: thirtytwosrule on September 21, 2016, 09:04:04 pm
Kicks spotters hand twice on way over top and a few just really slight spotter dabs on his t-shirt.

I definitely don't think it made the slightest difference to whether he got up it or not but I've always had the opinion that if that's OK how do you really judge whether a slight dab did make a difference so zero tolerance is only way to be certain. All personal decisions I just think if you are putting a video up of a classic it should be 100%. I can almost see if someone dabs your clothing and you genuinely didn't even feel it fair enough but if you kick someones hand you know it happened.

You can spot someone perfectly well without being so close that you are brushing their clothing, if he had sagged a bit his body would have touched his spotters hands through no fault of his own, more overly close spotting than anything.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: haydn jones on September 21, 2016, 10:48:15 pm
Would fist bumping someone make an ascent invalid? :worms:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on September 21, 2016, 10:59:37 pm
I reckon yeah, unless you're Dave Graham.

Thing that always gets me is people doing low roof problems or traverses then halfway through chalking up from a chalkbucket on the ground, and hence immediately invalidating the ascent.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on September 22, 2016, 09:34:18 am
I reckon yeah, unless you're Dave Graham.

Thing that always gets me is people doing low roof problems or traverses then halfway through chalking up from a chalkbucket on the ground, and hence immediately invalidating the ascent.

Are you saying this doesn't count?

https://youtu.be/NXnn4Jwufs0


Would fist bumping someone make an ascent invalid? :worms:

If anything I think this improves the style of ascent.


The worse for me is when people drop off without actually matching their hands...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on September 22, 2016, 12:10:44 pm
Spotter dabs you say???


See if you can spot this one (approx 1 min 25 sec in)...


Totally my fault that one!


http://vimeo.com/38738854 (http://vimeo.com/38738854)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Footwork on September 22, 2016, 12:39:15 pm
If you look real hard you might be able to spot the dab on this. Very minor at most. Totally legit ascent.

https://vimeo.com/149577080 (https://vimeo.com/149577080)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on September 22, 2016, 12:52:13 pm
If you look real hard you might be able to spot the dab on this. Very minor at most. Totally legit ascent.

Is this what aid climbing is?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on September 22, 2016, 12:54:55 pm
All this talk of crap spotting is a bit shit. Spotting is important on a lot of problems. In that vid of 3T, had Ian come off the slap and landed in a heap in the gully, he would have been accused of crap spotting, and Ian might have gone home in an ambulance. As it happens he gave Ian a spot and was accused of crap spotting. Damned if you do, and damned if you don't. Of course if Ian had styled the move then there would be no dabbing swing to speak of...

The Suavito vid has been posted before. Had Huw not stood on that boulder then I would have come nastily a-cropper on it on three previous attempts. The real crap spotting in the video is from me when Dave plummets like a meteorite into the pads (can't remember exactly but I'm sure that fall gave him a nosebleed). I learned quite an important lesson that day that if you want to give someone a proper spot on something like that, you have to be stood almost under them and you have to have you're hands up next to them (as the guy in the Alchemist does). Anything else and you haven't got a chance of helping 11 or 12 stone of Dave as he craters into the ground at 10m per second per second.

Calling out dabs is all very well and good in cases where it blatantly should have been "back around", but if it means that people don't get a proper spot on problems that really need it then maybe we need to have a think about whether it's better for your t-shirt to touch a spotters hand or to go home with a broken leg. FWIW, I'm happy to go back and do Suavito without a dab, but I'd still have a spotter on the block.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: slackline on September 22, 2016, 01:00:32 pm
Calling out dabs is all very well and good in cases where it blatantly should have been "back around", but if it means that people don't get a proper spot on problems that really need it then maybe we need to have a think about whether it's better for your t-shirt to touch a spotters hand or to go home with a broken leg. FWIW, I'm happy to go back and do Suavito without a dab, but I'd still have a spotter on the block.

Spot On  :agree:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on September 22, 2016, 01:46:47 pm
All this talk of crap spotting is a bit shit.

No one is trying to fault Huw's spotting, he did a very good job, it's your shocking footwork that we're mocking here.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Footwork on September 22, 2016, 02:13:38 pm
All this talk of crap spotting is a bit shit.

No one is trying to fault Huw's spotting, he did a very good job, it's your shocking footwork that we're mocking here.

 :yes: and how dabbing (in certain circumstances) invalidates and ascent  ;)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on September 22, 2016, 04:28:48 pm
The real crap spotting in the video is from me when Dave plummets like a meteorite into the pads

to me the point of spotting is to make sure the falling person lands on the pads.
surely thats what the pads are for?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: erm, sam on September 22, 2016, 05:35:14 pm
Quote
to me the point of spotting is to make sure the falling person lands on the pads.
surely thats what the pads are for?

+1.
Also to make sure the faller doesn't then catapult sideways into a rock after hitting the pad
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on September 22, 2016, 05:42:42 pm
Yes, but he landed flat on his back, which is hardly great. With a better spot to his upper body he could have landed feet first and not had such a smack down.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on September 22, 2016, 08:15:04 pm
Quote
to me the point of spotting is to make sure the falling person lands on the pads.
surely thats what the pads are for?

+1.
Also to make sure the faller doesn't then catapult sideways into a rock after hitting the pad

agreed
Yes, but he landed flat on his back, which is hardly great. With a better spot to his upper body he could have landed feet first and not had such a smack down.

it is nice when the head does not hit the pad very hard
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on October 13, 2016, 04:24:37 pm
Don't know how to get the link for the newest Instagram clip of Adam ondra:

https://www.instagram.com/adam.ondra/

I'm sure there is a good reason for that heel to be on that pad, some local rules about protecting the flora?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on October 13, 2016, 04:31:11 pm
Don't know how to get the link for the newest Instagram clip of Adam ondra:

https://www.instagram.com/adam.ondra/

I'm sure there is a good reason for that heel to be on that pad, some local rules about protecting the flora?

Does this mean the FA is still up for grabs?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on October 13, 2016, 07:51:21 pm
Bristol heel on tour.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: DAVETHOMAS90 on October 14, 2016, 12:26:02 am
Don't know how to get the link for the newest Instagram clip of Adam ondra:

https://www.instagram.com/adam.ondra/

I'm sure there is a good reason for that heel to be on that pad, some local rules about protecting the flora?

Does this mean the FA is still up for grabs?

Not to mention the usual bum-bounce off the trampoline at the start. Would like to see that without the pads.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 29, 2016, 07:31:35 am
t shirt for dab fans

(http://www.release.org.uk/sites/default/files/shop/images/CDW_2015_2.jpg)

after he asked me to do some "crush, dab, wait" advice for students, my manager looked totally blank when I started going on about how the order was totally wrong for anyone wanting to get their projects done
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 30, 2016, 12:38:00 pm
sorry, should have included the link to where you can get the t shirt (or hoody)

http://www.release.org.uk/products/crushdabwait-harm-reduction


(http://www.release.org.uk/sites/default/files/styles/cover/public/images/thumbnails/CDW_PRODUCT_DISPLAY_2015.jpg)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on November 03, 2016, 11:29:04 am
Hair dab (https://www.instagram.com/p/BMU6A12hdB0/)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on November 03, 2016, 11:34:16 am
That's a good advert for Pantene Pro-V.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on November 03, 2016, 11:48:57 am
Another couple of Instadabs from the same girl.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMOntJQhQzk/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BMOntJQhQzk/)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJq8Cz6hCcQ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BJq8Cz6hCcQ)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on November 03, 2016, 12:03:07 pm
Hair dab (https://www.instagram.com/p/BMU6A12hdB0/)

Loving the little shakeout after 3 moves, hands still on starting jug.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on November 03, 2016, 12:04:32 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJq8Cz6hCcQ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BJq8Cz6hCcQ)

 :sick:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on November 03, 2016, 12:46:08 pm
t shirt for dab fans

(http://www.release.org.uk/sites/default/files/shop/images/CDW_2015_2.jpg)


Mine arrived yesterday - excellent!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: user deactivated on November 03, 2016, 12:57:19 pm
Surely that belongs in the conceptual dabs thread Mike? Although I'm struggling with the difference between that and reality.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on November 03, 2016, 01:55:29 pm
More Instadab...as Scouse spotted, this guy's a serial offender, and as Dave spotted he's doubled down with a wrong start too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BME3p5KDeme/


Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on November 03, 2016, 02:10:02 pm
Here's a vid of him (not) doing Magic Bus. In the true spirit of the problem's name, he actually sits down and appears to wait for a bus halfway through doing the problem.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKlxDCajQdZ/?taken-by=george_atherton99
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on November 03, 2016, 02:12:52 pm
Incroyable.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on November 03, 2016, 02:25:06 pm
Too good an opportunity not to heckle :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: DAVETHOMAS90 on November 03, 2016, 02:35:12 pm
OMG!

I was transfixed watching that in all it's absurdity.

We've probably just earned Strong George a new pair of boots though..
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on November 03, 2016, 02:35:54 pm
Too good an opportunity not to heckle :)

yup.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on November 03, 2016, 02:37:29 pm
More dabs than a sherbert dipper.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Nibile on November 03, 2016, 02:49:36 pm
Damn, can't see the vids.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cjsheps on November 03, 2016, 02:52:20 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/BME3p5KDeme/?taken-by=george_atherton99

This guy is a gold mine.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: slackline on November 03, 2016, 02:55:51 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/BME3p5KDeme/?taken-by=george_atherton99

This guy is a gold mine.

If you don't mind watching the same video again (note the similarity in URLs)

More Instadab...as Scouse spotted, this guy's a serial offender, and as Dave spotted he's doubled down with a wrong start too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BME3p5KDeme/



Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on November 03, 2016, 02:56:15 pm
Quote
yup

My comments got deleted!

So I re-typed them :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: DAVETHOMAS90 on November 03, 2016, 03:15:30 pm
Quote
yup

My comments got deleted!

So I re-typed them :)

Meanwhile, you were conceptually puntered. Luckily for you, it didn't register.

 ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on November 03, 2016, 03:23:40 pm
Bloody hell, that dab on MB. That must have hurt his arse, stopping the swing like that?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on November 03, 2016, 03:32:41 pm
"he's walking all over it"
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on November 03, 2016, 06:07:41 pm
Quote
yup

My comments got deleted!

So I re-typed them :)

I'm seeing how many variants I can come up with.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Luke Owens on November 05, 2016, 08:47:44 am
Strong dab on Zippy's, you can see it in his eyes, he know's it's void.

Did someone comment and he deleted it?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on November 06, 2016, 08:27:37 am
I've had about 8 comments deleted including one in which I explained the heckling and gave him a link to this thread. I know SA Chris and 3T have had comments deleted too...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on November 06, 2016, 10:26:04 pm
I guess nowadays people think it's legit to
 take owt for owt.

I've seen a weird habit in some people's Vimeo Yorkshire Grit vids of just making up a grade that's not in any book, climbing the wrong line and claiming the problem next to it...

Where's that old codger emoji?!



Sent from my Moto G (4) using Tapatalk
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on November 07, 2016, 10:00:56 am
I've seen a weird habit in some people's Vimeo Yorkshire Grit vids of just making up a grade that's not in any book, climbing the wrong line and claiming the problem next to it...

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on November 07, 2016, 10:28:01 am
I guess nowadays people think it's legit to
 take owt for owt.

I've seen a weird habit in some people's Vimeo Yorkshire Grit vids of just making up a grade that's not in any book, climbing the wrong line and claiming the problem next to it...

Where's that old codger emoji?!



Sent from my Moto G (4) using Tapatalk


Seems to be a thing now, probably as a result of online logbooks, where folk seem to think that every conceivable passage across rock needs a name a grade writing in the UKC database so the can tick something. You can't just climb a bit of rock anymore.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: remus on November 07, 2016, 12:09:41 pm
Seems to be a thing now, probably as a result of online logbooks, where folk seem to think that every conceivable passage across rock needs a name a grade writing in the UKC database so the can tick something. You can't just climb a bit of rock anymore.

I think it's only natural, just poor tor-less souls trying to emulate pinches wall. If you don't have the real thing to hand you gotta make do with what you've got.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on November 07, 2016, 12:11:18 pm
must. grade. everything.

What he said.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on December 02, 2016, 09:27:41 am
Can't link it on here, but Blocheads has a big, juicy, slow mo dab from a hard bouldering pioneer repeating an old school classic.

praise for whoever spots it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on December 02, 2016, 09:33:31 am
Is it going to be screened elsewhere? Be funny if the time when it happens is known, so people can call out "dab" when it happens!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: csl on December 02, 2016, 10:57:23 am
Wow, what a dab. Exact time below if you don't want the excitement of spotting it yourself.

NSFW  :
During the footage of The Joker, 24.53.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on December 02, 2016, 11:35:12 am
Wow, what a dab. Exact time below if you don't want the excitement of spotting it yourself.

NSFW  :
During the footage of The Joker, 24.53.
much praise to you good sir :bow:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on December 02, 2016, 11:40:09 am
there also might be some old school footage dabbing around 25:11, but I need a second opinion.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Footwork on December 02, 2016, 01:31:15 pm
there also might be some old school footage dabbing around 25:11, but I need a second opinion.

You should probably hire a dab consultant
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: csl on December 02, 2016, 01:59:19 pm
I think you might be right, seems less helpful than the eariler dab. In light of this, maybe the first dab was just a homage to Jerry?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on December 10, 2016, 11:06:57 pm
Thanks for Stubs for spotting this gem. It's pretty subtle though. You're going to have to watch closely to spot it. No more clues.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xz5-rrAZFtY
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on December 10, 2016, 11:27:40 pm
Thanks for Stubs for spotting this gem. It's pretty subtle though. You're going to have to watch closely to spot it. No more clues.


ha ha ha :2thumbsup:

and there's me leaning close to the screen to make sure I didn't miss it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: monkey boy on December 11, 2016, 08:36:44 am
 :lol:

I hope he brushed that bloody tick off too!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: bigironhorse on December 11, 2016, 09:48:55 am
Thanks for Stubs for spotting this gem. It's pretty subtle though. You're going to have to watch closely to spot it. No more clues.


Absolute shambles  :clap2:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on December 11, 2016, 11:40:19 am
Thanks for Stubs for spotting this gem. It's pretty subtle though. You're going to have to watch closely to spot it. No more clues.



 ;D
what a beauty !
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 11, 2016, 07:31:10 pm
Is it at 0:44??
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Moo on December 11, 2016, 10:23:45 pm
 :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on December 12, 2016, 10:24:06 am
Looks legit to me.

Also a 2:16 clip where he pulls on properly at 1:00?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: J.Kydd on December 12, 2016, 11:43:32 am
I just cannot get my head around why these people upload the video's of their 'accent' with dabs which are this awful
Whatever, if you genuinely feel that your dab in no way assisted with the climb, then go ahead and take the personal tick for it. If you really must share it, then just post a video still.

But to share the full video, at best you are asking for ridicule, and at worst may be making new climbers think this is acceptable

Shambles   
 
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: thebrightside on December 12, 2016, 03:25:08 pm
oh this is a very special case. a regular style dab may help a little, but by kicking the pad away this dab gives our hero little choice but to send. this lad knows whats what. :goodidea:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cowboyhat on December 12, 2016, 03:28:27 pm
After neglecting this thread for a while it caught my eye and I've binged on it. Sat hunched, crying with laughter, abs aching, a flush of panic reminds me I'm at work. Rumbled by a colleague she asks 'why are you crying?'

Happily shes a castle punter so I try to explain it to her. She says 'thats sounds mean!'

I defend our position successfully with some work from that clown george atherton. She knows its not legit george. We all know.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fried on December 12, 2016, 03:38:43 pm
https://vimeo.com/187085403

From about 1 minute in. Looks complicated with mats, probably need a siesta en route.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Thomnomnom on December 12, 2016, 09:23:07 pm
https://youtu.be/Hp_8USqKPP0?t=602

An impressive spotter dab at around the 10 minute mark.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on December 12, 2016, 09:48:17 pm
https://youtu.be/Hp_8USqKPP0?t=602

An impressive spotter dab at around the 10 minute mark.

:2thumbsup: enjoyed that one.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on December 13, 2016, 08:58:46 am
Fontainebleau. Where travelling boulderers go to dab and claim.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: highrepute on December 13, 2016, 09:15:45 am
https://youtu.be/Hp_8USqKPP0?t=602

An impressive spotter dab at around the 10 minute mark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R8WVHD5cBM
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on December 13, 2016, 09:29:23 am
https://youtu.be/Hp_8USqKPP0?t=602

An impressive spotter dab at around the 10 minute mark.

I like the fact he looks surprised when it happens.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: thebrightside on December 13, 2016, 12:14:12 pm
that's a guilty looking high 5. you can tell she knows.

https://vimeo.com/195154509
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cowboyhat on December 13, 2016, 12:53:12 pm
that's a guilty looking high 5. you can tell she knows.

https://vimeo.com/195154509


Totally his fault for unnecessarily crowding her.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on December 13, 2016, 01:35:33 pm
that's a guilty looking high 5. you can tell she knows.

https://vimeo.com/195154509

I couldn't get past the shocking footwork.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 13, 2016, 02:20:38 pm
if the first ascent is a female ascent, then when does it get downgraded?

I mean; normally we downgrade stuff after the first female ascent and you can't downgrade from not being graded

is there some guidance from Climb UKIP or whatever it's called now?

we can't be seen to be soft on people just because they are small children having fun
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on December 14, 2016, 03:39:20 pm
Willackers suffering a rare Carp Dab at Castle Hill...

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/1/571/30832516633_d1df624d1e_c.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/NYyH1n)Carp Dab (https://flic.kr/p/NYyH1n) by Simon HUthwaite (https://www.flickr.com/photos/fatneck/), on Flickr
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on December 14, 2016, 03:41:11 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on December 14, 2016, 03:55:21 pm
Not a dab dab?

I guess a case of Carpe Diab.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on December 14, 2016, 04:11:03 pm
https://youtu.be/Hp_8USqKPP0?t=602

An impressive spotter dab at around the 10 minute mark.

I like the fact he looks surprised when it happens.
Looks like a sick problem, what is it?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: slackline on December 14, 2016, 04:20:32 pm
Looks like a sick problem, what is it?

The name of the problem flashes up in the video, if you miss it you can go back a few seconds and watch it again.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on December 14, 2016, 04:30:51 pm
Looks like a sick problem, what is it?

The name of the problem flashes up in the video, if you miss it you can go back a few seconds and watch it again.

This is why I have such respect for Slackline. Anyone else would have seen Coops' post and gone "Bloody hell, Ross, open yer eyeballs mate" and moved on. But Slackline will not rest, he will not tire, he will not stay his fingertips from keyboard, until everyone, everywhere, is correct. The dogged persistence with which he corrects even the most minor lapses in concentration is nothing short of breath-taking.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: slackline on December 14, 2016, 04:44:06 pm
The network drives at work had crashed and I was killing time as I can't SSH into my home server today.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on December 14, 2016, 06:06:03 pm
Looks like a sick problem, what is it?

The full line, which tackles the entire prow, gets 7B+. I checked it out last year but it was wet, it's not too far from Roche aux Sabots.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Scouse D on December 14, 2016, 06:31:18 pm
The full problem is uber boss, big moves on big holds.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on December 14, 2016, 06:36:44 pm
Willackers suffering a rare Carp Dab at Castle Hill...

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/1/571/30832516633_d1df624d1e_c.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/NYyH1n)Carp Dab (https://flic.kr/p/NYyH1n) by Simon HUthwaite (https://www.flickr.com/photos/fatneck/), on Flickr

There's something funny with the Scale there...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on December 14, 2016, 07:05:19 pm

There's something funny with the Scale there...

You're on Fin ice starting fish puns
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on December 14, 2016, 07:11:08 pm

There's something funny with the Scale there...

You're on Fin ice starting fish puns

Could you say that again? I'm hard of herring.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: haydn jones on December 14, 2016, 07:11:36 pm
we all need to scale back on the fish puns, there making me want to krill something.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on December 14, 2016, 08:01:29 pm
Come on guys, this isn't the plaice. This thread is solely about dabs.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on December 14, 2016, 08:31:49 pm
I've haddock with this thread.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on December 14, 2016, 08:43:28 pm
I've haddock with this thread.

Sounds like you need a quota....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on December 14, 2016, 09:04:37 pm
Shoaly that's enough now, best toe the line, the mods will be giving you the rod if you don't reel yourselves back
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on December 14, 2016, 11:18:34 pm
Looks like a sick problem, what is it?

The name of the problem flashes up in the video, if you miss it you can go back a few seconds and watch it again.

This is why I have such respect for Slackline. Anyone else would have seen Coops' post and gone "Bloody hell, Ross, open yer eyeballs mate" and moved on. But Slackline will not rest, he will not tire, he will not stay his fingertips from keyboard, until everyone, everywhere, is correct. The dogged persistence with which he corrects even the most minor lapses in concentration is nothing short of breath-taking.
Kudos slackers, was in the pub with little time to check, wad on your way
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on December 15, 2016, 09:05:03 am
Shoaly that's enough now, best toe the line, the mods will be giving you the rod if you don't reel yourselves back

It was Eel, sorry Lee who used to moan about punning, so we are off the hook.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on December 15, 2016, 09:08:12 am
Shoaly that's enough now, best toe the line, the mods will be giving you the rod if you don't reel yourselves back

It was Eel, sorry Lee who used to moan about punning, so we are off the hook.

Are you doing this on porpoise?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on December 15, 2016, 09:12:19 am
Cod be.

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Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: webbo on December 15, 2016, 09:16:08 am
 You are Floundering now.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on December 15, 2016, 09:32:47 am
You are Floundering now.

But it takes a real manta admit it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Scouse D on December 15, 2016, 11:06:01 am
You are Floundering now.

But it takes a real manta admit it.

Ray Wood
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on December 15, 2016, 12:04:52 pm
You are Floundering now.

But it takes a real manta admit it.

Ray Wood

He'd be the sole contender.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: benno on December 15, 2016, 12:07:35 pm
Enough, for fuck's hake!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on December 15, 2016, 12:25:15 pm
Nothing could be morwong (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morwong) than stopping a pun thread prematurely. I coley come here for the puns.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on December 15, 2016, 12:45:08 pm
Perhaps we should scale it back at bit, or even fin-ish up completely. This is turning into a load of pollocks.





Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on December 15, 2016, 12:56:32 pm
we all need to scale back

Perhaps we should scale it back at bit

Smack around  :spank:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on December 15, 2016, 01:50:18 pm
This is the lowest form of Whiting but Ruddy Brill.  Tope punning everyone
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on December 15, 2016, 01:57:20 pm
And we do these puns without a panga doubt.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: bigironhorse on December 15, 2016, 03:43:31 pm
Trawling through these puns has been great, but its net funny anymore. 

:fishing:
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Catcheemonkey on December 15, 2016, 04:40:26 pm
It is dolphinitely funny, I'm absolutely sardine.


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Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on December 15, 2016, 05:11:18 pm
No idea why I keep picking on Will. Possibly going to offload blame on Millso...  But here's a sneaky dab dab!

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161215/4adf30e6d7b9227642a2e4e04329d1a8.jpg)

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on December 15, 2016, 05:45:17 pm
we all need to scale back

Perhaps we should scale it back at bit

Smack around  :spank:

I'll think you'll find I used scale in the first pun... back around all of you - including Will! Sorry if that seems a bit shellfish.

Anyway enough. Fin.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on December 15, 2016, 05:51:29 pm


No idea why I keep picking on Will.

You are being a bit Ruffe on him
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on December 15, 2016, 05:54:55 pm
we all need to scale back

Perhaps we should scale it back at bit

Smack around  :spank:

I'll think you'll find I used scale in the first pun... back around all of you - including Will! Sorry if that seems a bit shellfish.

Anyway enough. Fin.
Think you'll find I've used Fin already, 20 press ups forfeit.

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Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on December 15, 2016, 06:02:40 pm
this thread is dead to me.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: haydn jones on December 15, 2016, 06:07:16 pm
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on December 15, 2016, 06:57:32 pm
Aaaaaannnnnnyyyyyywwwwwaaaaaayyyyy....back on topic:

Probably the most / equal most dabbed Font problem going but still...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOClTKMgsK7/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BOClTKMgsK7/)



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Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fried on December 15, 2016, 07:04:40 pm
Could at least try to seabed it properly!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on December 15, 2016, 07:16:44 pm
Could at least try to seabed it properly!
For god's hake...

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Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on December 15, 2016, 07:28:42 pm
Did he really just blow on his fingers while practically lying on a pad having notched up six dabs to that point?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: JackAus on December 15, 2016, 09:50:10 pm
Willackers suffering a rare Carp Dab at Castle Hill...

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/1/571/30832516633_d1df624d1e_c.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/NYyH1n)Carp Dab (https://flic.kr/p/NYyH1n) by Simon HUthwaite (https://www.flickr.com/photos/fatneck/), on Flickr

There's something funny with the Scale there...

I took the photo, he definitely seemed to swim up it...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on December 15, 2016, 11:28:35 pm
Perfectly good thread here and you guys have to go an fillet with bad puns.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 15, 2016, 11:35:47 pm
I've missed the puns

 :clap2:

thanks lads

 :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on December 16, 2016, 07:47:31 am
Must admit I'm hooked on these puns. What's the next funny line going to be?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on December 16, 2016, 09:22:36 am
Aaaaaannnnnnyyyyyywwwwwaaaaaayyyyy....back on topic:

Probably the most / equal most dabbed Font problem going but still...

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/p/BOClTKMgsK7/[URL]



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At least he takes the dab comments on the chin  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on December 16, 2016, 09:57:03 am
Perfectly good thread here and you guys have to go an fillet with bad puns.
a rare Dave typo in there!! Bet you're gutted.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on December 16, 2016, 10:09:02 am
Sorry about the typo, that post was proving difficult to orca-strate.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on December 16, 2016, 10:31:13 am
Sorry about the typo, that post was proving difficult to orca-strate.

No need to krill yourself over it old buoy.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on December 16, 2016, 10:31:28 am
I thought this was meant to be piscine... Yet we're had aquatic mammals,  delphinidae... Quit all this molluscing about or Shark will have us all banned!

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Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on December 16, 2016, 10:54:46 am
It's dabbing but not as we know it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2jlg65lvpk
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on December 18, 2016, 07:41:30 am
You may want to turn down the sound on this one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=ZmD3ArTApmQ
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: haydn jones on December 18, 2016, 09:32:09 am
Brilliant  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on December 18, 2016, 09:39:05 am
he absolutely pathed that
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on December 18, 2016, 10:21:18 am
Why do they call traverses arse drags? Beats me.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 18, 2016, 10:33:18 am
Never trust fat wannabe-7A boulderers with their shirt off and socks on  :yes:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on January 06, 2017, 12:42:59 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9v_QBf5jOE
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cofe on January 06, 2017, 12:47:28 pm
Just needs to add in the start too and he'll get that.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on January 06, 2017, 12:51:17 pm
Hey, doing the first two moves of a problem without leaving the ground is just efficient technique.

Then rubs salt into the wound by calling it "the peaks" on the youtube page.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on January 06, 2017, 12:55:31 pm
Serial offender!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evXpFsTcxw4
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on January 06, 2017, 01:09:44 pm
https://youtu.be/BWoQMHgvfEI

A cracker around the 5:15 mark on here too.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on January 06, 2017, 01:32:02 pm
https://youtu.be/BWoQMHgvfEI

A cracker around the 5:15 mark on here too.

Is a dab still a dab when it's hindering progress rather than aiding and abetting?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on January 06, 2017, 01:33:46 pm
Good question!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on January 06, 2017, 01:43:21 pm
Dabs at 0:39 and 0:39, then shown again from a different camera angle.

https://youtu.be/S3QN11BuW4A
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: user deactivated on January 06, 2017, 02:34:47 pm
It's a strange pastime grovelling up low balls, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on January 06, 2017, 03:57:24 pm
Each move 3 times... He should hire an editor for the next film release! I like lowballs as well but that seemed a painfully unexciting clip. Thats before considering the dabs too. I quite liked the stony faced judges in the background.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on January 06, 2017, 04:23:40 pm
So much to love about that clip.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 06, 2017, 04:51:39 pm
God all fucking mighty. I was watching him hump the shit out of the top out and then it faded out and I realised I was going to have to watch it again from a different angle  :tumble:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on January 06, 2017, 05:01:07 pm
Dabstonbury Festival
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on January 09, 2017, 12:59:25 pm
Wasn't sure where to put this at first, until 3:05 that happened. Jesus h etc.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/4qDSYLb9uKg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Edit: how the fuck do you embed videos now? Tried what used to work...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: slackline on January 09, 2017, 01:07:08 pm
Edit: how the fuck do you embed videos now? Tried what used to work...

iframes don't work on forums that use BBCode since they are html.  Just copy and paste the URL from the address bar, the videos don't embed when you 'Preview' but will be embeded once you hit 'Submit'

Code: [Select]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDSYLb9uKg&t=3m05s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDSYLb9uKg

If your on mobile/tablet its all obfuscated and I can't be bothered to work out a walk through on how to do that (I never bother reading forums on such devices so don't know how to do it, maybe a Craptalk user could chime in).
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: T_B on January 09, 2017, 01:07:35 pm
In the climbing disappearing up it's own backside thread?

[ Edit. Thought this was the Jason Momoa/Sharma family lifestyle one I somehow saw the other day ]
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Catcheemonkey on January 14, 2017, 07:47:38 am
Wasn't sure where to put this at first, until 3:05 that happened. Jesus h etc.

Dad dab.


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Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Kingy on January 14, 2017, 08:27:20 am
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Ixyy7wrVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Ixyy7wrVE)

Sharma mate dab in this clip at 1:56. He was only warming up so I'll let him off  :devangel:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: J.Kydd on January 16, 2017, 08:35:17 am
https://instagram.com/p/BPM2DdtFWZs/
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on January 16, 2017, 10:46:58 am
Hmmm, not sure about that one, close certainly...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on January 16, 2017, 11:08:58 am
It all pales in comparison to that video Dave posted. Fucking hell. So much effort put in to make such an unwatchably bad (apart from the dabs) video  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on January 16, 2017, 03:20:51 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDSYLb9uKg



Fucking hell. No idea what the sound's like but, manly family shots aside, that watches like gay hipster-bear soft pr0n. Two hench 'n hairy tattooed blokes in the woods.. phwooarrrrr etc..
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: webbo on January 16, 2017, 06:04:31 pm
Hmmm, not sure about that one, close certainly...
He's got a leg jam against the mat to start it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on January 16, 2017, 08:06:13 pm
that watches like gay hipster-bear soft pr0n. Two hench 'n hairy tattooed blokes in the woods.. phwooarrrrr etc..

Works for me  :strongbench: :whistle:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Luke Owens on January 16, 2017, 09:01:13 pm
Hmmm, not sure about that one, close certainly...
He's got a leg jam against the mat to start it.

Then he heels the mat with his left foot... shambles!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 205Chris on January 24, 2017, 06:41:19 am
Second problem in, starts at 0:58

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4KZugAV_80
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on January 24, 2017, 06:50:43 am
And fourth problem!!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 24, 2017, 07:41:11 am
That fourth one in is incredible. 2.50
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: csl on January 24, 2017, 07:59:13 am
Wow. She just stood on the mat.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: csl on January 24, 2017, 08:01:02 am
One from the south @22 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkuYZfIKLrQ
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on January 24, 2017, 08:09:28 am
Second problem in, starts at 0:58

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4KZugAV_80

Amazing dab on that 4th problem, that's the one that's features umpteed times on here in the past isn't it? You'd maybe think given the dab that the doubled pad to start from might have been overkill.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on January 24, 2017, 08:11:12 am
The two most heavily-dabbed problems in font?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on January 24, 2017, 08:17:46 am
The two most heavily-dabbed problems in font?


Maybe CORISCOC need to come up with some handy signs to alert people to the dangers - "ATTENTION: RISQUE DE DABBAGE"
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on January 24, 2017, 08:46:18 am
Second problem in, starts at 0:58

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4KZugAV_80

Amazing dab on that 4th problem, that's the one that's features umpteed times on here in the past isn't it? You'd maybe think given the dab that the doubled pad to start from might have been overkill.

how did no one there call it out?? the start on triple pads (one plus a double one) or the second start
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on January 24, 2017, 08:59:49 am
One from the south @22 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkuYZfIKLrQ

Ermm.. isn't that Nicotine Alley minus the finish? Surely it finishes on the high jug- tricky when tired?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: WillRobertson on January 24, 2017, 10:11:14 am

Ermm.. isn't that Nicotine Alley minus the finish? Surely it finishes on the high jug- tricky when tired?

Yep, definitely finishes on the high jug. One of the best, and well-known, problems on the sandstone so it seems strange not to finish it properly.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on January 24, 2017, 04:39:52 pm
Ermm.. isn't that Nicotine Alley minus the finish? Surely it finishes on the high jug- tricky when tired?
Yep, definitely finishes by rocking around the arete onto the slab. One of the only good bits of climbing on southern sandstone so it seems strange not to finish it properly.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mark s on January 24, 2017, 05:09:49 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzrZd3_WEW0

6;53

not a bouldering dab,but a rope so tight you could walk on it
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on January 24, 2017, 05:42:16 pm
I'm not convinced. Certainly something stopped the swing (his body stops dead while its still right of the hold) but it could well have been the very well coordinated toe hook he gets in as he jumps?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dale_n on January 24, 2017, 06:00:43 pm
So many spotter dabs, almost holds her up the whole way

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPpdrsmlRw_/?taken-by=alyssa_neill
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Mike Highbury on January 24, 2017, 06:09:10 pm
So many spotter dabs, almost holds her up the whole way

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPpdrsmlRw_/?taken-by=alyssa_neill

She don't care about your opinion!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Mike Highbury on January 24, 2017, 06:10:23 pm
Ermm.. isn't that Nicotine Alley minus the finish? Surely it finishes on the high jug- tricky when tired?
Yep, definitely finishes by rocking around the arete onto the slab. One of the only good bits of climbing on southern sandstone so it seems strange not to finish it properly.

And a sit start, of course.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 24, 2017, 06:50:44 pm
Quote
Yes, he is occasionally touching me on this go. No, I don't care about your opinion. My spotter kept me safe with limited pads. Minimizing my risk while I am trying hard is more important than risking injury that could prevent me from climbing. Got it? Good 👍
 

Quote
Yes, I landed flat on my butt a couple tries


Fair play, I say. Better going home in one piece than with a dicky spine. As discussed further up the thread, on a problem like that if you haven't got your hands right next to someone then you're not really spotting them.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on January 25, 2017, 12:11:13 pm
Great. Just don't post how proud you are to send it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on January 25, 2017, 12:36:44 pm
Couldn't watch the video, the accompanying spray blinded me.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Luke Owens on January 25, 2017, 12:53:44 pm
Quote
Yes, he is occasionally touching me on this go. No, I don't care about your opinion. My spotter kept me safe with limited pads. Minimizing my risk while I am trying hard is more important than risking injury that could prevent me from climbing. Got it? Good 👍


That is denial right there, back around.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 25, 2017, 12:54:10 pm
Just don't post how proud you are to send it.

That kind of goes without saying regardless of any t-shirt dabs.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on January 25, 2017, 03:47:29 pm
For me its the fact shes posted how proud she is to have conquered the fear element of doing it!

How by having someone carry you along the moves, obviously not overcome a great deal?

Just my two pence and not that it really matters! But it does!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Palomides on January 26, 2017, 05:15:30 pm
To be honest, I don't think the guy actually interferes with the climbing that much, but if she'dve cut loose on any single move he'd have ended up holding her.

But there is NO WAY that I could climb with someone that close to me. It would completely freak me out, even if I really liked them. I might watch it again, just to feel really uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on February 06, 2017, 11:17:44 pm
I need a second opinion on this one, as it's quite controversial.

Dai Koyamada on the FA of "The Story of Two Worlds low start V16"

Although the dab in question is not actually in shot, @14:06 there's that faint scrap against the mat sound that haunts every lowball boulderer's nightmare.

https://vimeo.com/43727285

perhaps that's why he bursts into tears afterwards :worms: (I know my eyes swelled up when I caught the finishing jug on Jess' Roof only to become aware of that faint lingering scrap sounds that meant I had to do it again) ;)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on February 07, 2017, 09:12:06 am
Your not wrong!

Definite dabage and no doubt thats where the tears were coming from!

Macca
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cowboyhat on February 17, 2017, 03:43:12 pm
No doubt this is a duplicate but he's just re-posted it to his blog as a reminder, anyway etc

Repeat offender Dave Mclod on his problem  Dab Race:

https://vimeo.com/112704613 (https://vimeo.com/112704613)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: standard on February 17, 2017, 04:58:36 pm
...where?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on February 17, 2017, 05:57:20 pm
I didn't spot that one either - can you give us a time?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cowboyhat on February 17, 2017, 06:44:49 pm
I've just watched it back and I think I may have been so desperate to catch him out I saw something that wasn't there.

Multitasking at work etc.

We all make mistakes eh Dave  :wave: :shrug:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 205Chris on February 17, 2017, 06:48:27 pm
I've just watched it back and I think I may have been so desperate to catch him out I saw something that wasn't there.

Multitasking at work etc.

We all make mistakes eh Dave  :wave: :shrug:

Don't worry, he makes up for it on this one by dragging his chalkbag along the floor for the first 10 moves,

http://vimeo.com/200457400
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on February 20, 2017, 11:20:03 am
I may have been so desperate to catch him out I saw something that wasn't there.

Haters gotta hate ;)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on February 20, 2017, 04:54:42 pm
A while ago there was a chat regarding differing dab types.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iewyaYHpLHU

Video above shows a new type for me the other weekend!

Bloody Daaggs!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on February 21, 2017, 12:44:12 pm
And that's why we've always had a "no dogs on matts" policy
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: sdm on February 21, 2017, 12:51:25 pm
It only took a packet of cocktail sausages to teach them "off the mat". Well worth it.
Title: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on March 03, 2017, 06:36:31 pm
Roof crack dab fail at around 5 minutes...

http://vimeo.com/83938432
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on March 17, 2017, 11:37:56 pm
https://instagram.com/p/BRwQPP2BZKL/

Combo hair/ spotter dab.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated on March 18, 2017, 09:52:42 am
Walked up it!

https://instagram.com/p/BReGEOglCcv/

It doesn't count you used the T̶r̶e̶e̶ pad!

Luckily he's a legend, and has the best YouTube channel going!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: csl on April 03, 2017, 08:16:57 pm
unusual pad setup dab @ 2:37

https://vimeo.com/groups/ukb/videos/210821277
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on April 05, 2017, 01:21:05 pm
Rope dab.

https://instagram.com/p/BSejK2Th9jL/
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on April 05, 2017, 01:43:09 pm
Rope dab.

https://instagram.com/p/BSejK2Th9jL/

Can't be a great advert for lattice training if he's needing to rest 2 moves into a route.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on April 05, 2017, 02:06:09 pm
Ah, bless ritnaclimber.

Sent from my XT1068 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: haydn jones on April 05, 2017, 02:25:43 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bcdcW71.jpg)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Kingy on April 05, 2017, 06:34:08 pm
Rope dab.

https://instagram.com/p/BSejK2Th9jL/

Can't be a great advert for lattice training if he's needing to rest 2 moves into a route.

I think Tom is trying a big link into Mecca via Ben's Roof
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: user deactivated on April 05, 2017, 06:48:35 pm
Never mind all that, what about committing to the upside down knee bar on that sicca'd block!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on April 05, 2017, 06:48:41 pm
Let's not allow facts to cloud the issue here.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: James Malloch on April 05, 2017, 10:40:27 pm
Boulder Britain, page 151. Hard to tell but is Gaskins foot on the mat whilst posing on Walk Away SS?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on April 06, 2017, 10:38:05 pm
Chalkdab at 03:00

https://vimeo.com/210807266
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on April 07, 2017, 07:05:06 am
Chalkdab at 03:00

https://vimeo.com/210807266

the chalk dab disturbs me somehow, but not as much the fact that he avoids the sit start on Verdict!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: monkoffunk on April 13, 2017, 04:31:56 pm
At about 4 mins 12 seconds. Pads set up for failure there...

https://youtu.be/_TYNMQIciOc
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on April 13, 2017, 04:49:27 pm
I calculate 4 moves there at a rate of 1 every 14 seconds. A shoot of bamboo could have climbed it faster!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on April 13, 2017, 05:47:46 pm
Shark should get in touch with them though, to teach him how to climb that fast.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on April 13, 2017, 07:21:21 pm
Apologies if posted before, looking at getting on this tomorrow. Most dabbed problem in Chironico? Watch for it at 1:46, you'd think he'd be expecting it...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rzXUpEFtPpw
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on April 13, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
He does punch his mate in the hand for letting that happen afterwards though.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on April 13, 2017, 09:41:36 pm
Broken ribs dab??
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on April 14, 2017, 12:18:04 pm
Coops make sure you do a spoof video of that, try to cut loose and spotter dab on every move.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on April 14, 2017, 07:07:04 pm
Coops make sure you do a spoof video of that, try to cut loose and spotter dab on every move.
if only I was strong enough for this, no cigar this time...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: thebrightside on April 27, 2017, 09:32:18 am
hate to call it, but 09:16

https://vimeo.com/214699155
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on April 27, 2017, 11:08:50 am
And various at 13:00 - 13:45  :ohmy:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: AMorris on May 01, 2017, 09:19:33 pm
some pretty impressive dabbing on La puce here. That was effectively the stand start

https://youtu.be/2i9tzQWsQkg
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on May 02, 2017, 12:53:55 am
He also chimneys the first half of Big Boss.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on May 02, 2017, 08:11:52 am
Jesus christ.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on May 02, 2017, 09:40:49 am
That is an absolute gem!

He almost runs back toward the boulder along the mats.

Classic!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on May 02, 2017, 09:54:38 am
I think the Big Boss one is even better. Back and foot technique that an 1800s pioneer would be proud of.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on May 02, 2017, 09:57:44 am
Best thing with big boss is you can see it totally kills the swing.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 02, 2017, 11:21:59 am
That is fantastic.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: AMorris on May 12, 2017, 12:19:06 pm
This one might have been posted before.

Backwards cap? Check. Foot dab and bracing hand to kill the swing? Check.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PweSDSe0xs
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 12, 2017, 12:40:31 pm
Another gem  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on May 12, 2017, 01:29:30 pm
Starting in the wrong place? Check.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on May 12, 2017, 02:21:37 pm
With that light orange shoe / pale grey grey shorts / beige top / white hat combo he's not exactly pulling up any sartorial trees either. Guy looks like a bloody Farrow & Ball colour chart.



Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on May 12, 2017, 02:27:45 pm
Well elephant's breath yeah.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on May 12, 2017, 02:37:40 pm
at 00:15 he has (at least) two points of contact on the rock behind him and just one on the rock he's supposed to be climbing.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-M754AVG59qg/U2PaAWwbi0I/AAAAAAAAbps/N2Y9mgi3qrE/s1600/DABmedal.png)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on May 12, 2017, 04:55:03 pm
And various at 13:00 - 13:45  :ohmy:

Did 12:45 escape the censors?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on May 12, 2017, 06:53:28 pm
And various at 13:00 - 13:45  :ohmy:

Did 12:45 escape the censors?
I couldn't see that one.  He was getting adjusted and bumping the pad around, but it looks clean after he pulled on, which seems a miracle given the lay down start, lowball nature of what looks like a classic boulder.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 12, 2017, 10:30:06 pm
Yeah I think traditionally you only get the dab if it's once you're actually climbing (or in the case of the most recent two, chimneying)....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Luke Owens on May 12, 2017, 11:05:11 pm
Starting in the wrong place? Check.

That's where the 7A version starts, RH lower is 7A+.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: AMorris on May 14, 2017, 03:45:01 pm
Nice little comp dab from Ty here, indoor I know but still counts right?  ;)
More the fault of the spotter for moving the pad tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUG4M_me15w
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: monkoffunk on May 18, 2017, 10:37:07 pm
Self referral for plant dab 1:35, but I don't care and I'm taking tick.

https://youtu.be/XxQ8Fuh4qVw
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: haydn jones on May 19, 2017, 09:57:55 am
Also one at 1.31 with left toe. 2 dabs in one problem and still taking the tick  :chair:  :tease:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 19, 2017, 10:18:11 am
you can either accept penalty points or attend a 3 day dab awareness course
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: monkoffunk on May 19, 2017, 10:44:56 am
It's either that or a gardening course I suppose.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on May 19, 2017, 04:24:51 pm
you can either accept penalty points or attend a 3 day dab awareness course

What happens on a 3 day dab awareness course?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on May 19, 2017, 04:36:54 pm
You're shown graphic images of what dabbing and taking the tick can do to your reputation.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on May 19, 2017, 05:49:47 pm
And what will happen to you if you dab again...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 19, 2017, 07:57:40 pm
the theory part of the course is basic Newton

the practical part of the course is usually a game of pool followed by gentle dabbing of offenders faces using elbows, knees and stealth shod feet - to demonstrate how even an apparently gentle dab can generate some significant force

re-offenders are allowed a second go on the course, but the dabbing is inflicted with lumps of sandstone, granite, limestone and sacks of oranges - that should get the message through 
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on May 25, 2017, 03:42:27 pm
https://vimeo.com/186139598 (https://vimeo.com/186139598)

three versions of a boulder problem, five or six or seven dabs, i lost count
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on August 04, 2017, 12:52:53 pm
Steward's enquiries on these please. Why does climbing not have a Hawkeye equivalent?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BS4GxTWl5IU/?taken-by=george_atherton99

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOnOFnJDEqM/?taken-by=george_atherton99
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on August 04, 2017, 12:57:16 pm
I still can't believe the guy has left the Zippy's video up. That's ones about as blatant as they get - pitching on middle and leg, staying low and hitting middle if you will.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on August 04, 2017, 01:11:22 pm
He does actually mention in that first link that he repeated Zippy's without a dab.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on August 04, 2017, 01:41:54 pm
Reminded me how much I hate the finish of that problem at woodhouse. Nails mantle where the crux is not dabbing. AAAAAH
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on August 04, 2017, 01:58:32 pm
Do you mean to say that that video doesn't show the crux? :ohmy:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: standard on August 04, 2017, 02:20:55 pm
How did you miss https://www.instagram.com/p/BKlxDCajQdZ/
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on August 04, 2017, 02:24:43 pm
We've had that a few pages ago, but thanks for posting again. It is one of the greatest dabs of all time. I think it's the screaming top out that does it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on August 04, 2017, 07:41:27 pm
Steward's enquiries on these please. Why does climbing not have a Hawkeye equivalent?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BS4GxTWl5IU/?taken-by=george_atherton99


Good link, he'll have a chance if he tries it from the start
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on August 11, 2017, 12:06:17 pm
https://youtu.be/mvN37vgZMEg
Filth at 0:38
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on August 11, 2017, 12:17:50 pm
They even called him out for it!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: peewee on August 11, 2017, 01:30:11 pm
Starts 1 move in as well unless that's just when they started filming.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: the_dom on August 11, 2017, 08:43:33 pm
Ridiculous. Back around.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on August 11, 2017, 11:32:15 pm
but come on guys, he did flash it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on August 14, 2017, 04:58:18 pm
Holy Shit!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: monkoffunk on August 20, 2017, 11:53:21 am
Classic sit down halfway through dab.

https://vimeo.com/186307378
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on August 21, 2017, 10:03:18 am
That's not a sit-down dab. That's a lie-down dab. Multiple times.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Danny on August 24, 2017, 08:56:01 pm
Egregious rope dabbing from ~1:55.

https://vimeo.com/230669517
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: joel182 on September 07, 2017, 12:54:40 am
I have a feeling he dabs the spotter pad in this one...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwGfQBwKPBg?t=44s
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on September 07, 2017, 09:42:22 am
i was just gonna post that as well.

shameless
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on October 24, 2017, 01:40:24 pm
Cracker this one - even acknowledged in the description!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orB9cp1j7Zs

Also of note and after some generous heckling, George Atherton has finally removed his offending Instagram dab vids....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: bigironhorse on October 24, 2017, 01:52:51 pm
 :clap2:

Is it just me or does 7A seem to be the most dabbed grade?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on October 24, 2017, 01:55:35 pm
interesting sit start too
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on October 24, 2017, 02:09:34 pm
That is just a world of joy!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on October 24, 2017, 03:47:14 pm
interesting sit start too

 :lol:

Wedge start
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on October 24, 2017, 05:36:41 pm
Someone sponsored by black diamond should know better.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on October 24, 2017, 06:05:38 pm
Don't worry, he's replaced it with this one of him doing the first couple of moves on a 7C before lifting his arse clear of the floor.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZ_1FgInXSR/
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fried on October 24, 2017, 07:38:04 pm
But it's not a dab as the mat isn't touching the ground just sitting on the rock.....as someone once told me.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on October 25, 2017, 06:43:26 pm
https://vimeo.com/237280730
Wind-born dab at 1:55...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Steve R on October 25, 2017, 07:55:41 pm
possibly a re-post but new to me.... from that 'need to watch really carefully' school of dabbing, struck a rich vein with this problem in Targasonne:

https://vimeo.com/32261958 - double, have that!
https://vimeo.com/4336862
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: T_B on October 25, 2017, 08:25:09 pm
That's funny. I did this problem in the summer and was convinced I was going to dab... you've got to really suck your feet up not to (or be Tom Williams  ;))
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jamesturnbull97 on October 26, 2017, 11:10:10 am
Must have been posted before although it is quite hard to spot this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz5-rrAZFtY&t=68s

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave on October 26, 2017, 11:16:59 am
Think that one has come up before.....but it's always worth watching again.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: JackAus on October 26, 2017, 11:26:07 am
https://vimeo.com/237280730
Wind-born dab at 1:55...

I think I'd give him that. The pad wasn't touching the ground when it hit him....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on November 26, 2017, 09:46:52 am
https://youtu.be/wgIeV25OACo (https://youtu.be/wgIeV25OACo)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Nibile on November 26, 2017, 11:32:38 am
I've never seen so many clichés about climbing in Font as in this video.
From the usual "let's name the problem with a pun", to the "soundtrack", to climbing with track suit trousers, to wearing canvas slip ons (with socks!) at the crag.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on December 19, 2017, 09:00:35 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GklB0FdWHw
At 0:33 and 0:36
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on December 19, 2017, 09:26:37 pm
After all those attempts, it would be nice if he put the actual ascent on the video.

That guy has to be one of the most prolific offenders surely?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on January 01, 2018, 09:07:34 am
Also is that the loggest looking prob in Font? And is he really sponsored by BD?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Durbs on March 12, 2018, 11:42:49 am
From the CWIF, fine floor dab/smear:

https://youtu.be/py4i6dhulvA?t=1h23m09s

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on March 12, 2018, 12:13:42 pm
I wonder if he paid the bald chap to stick his noggin in the way at the crucial moment?

Also, what the heck is the "Style" thing in the information box all about?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on March 31, 2018, 12:24:10 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bg7AbHuhf5A/

Dab of the decade. You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jwi on March 31, 2018, 05:25:43 pm
https://youtu.be/sxqL55gMxo0?t=2m38s

I am confused. Why do he add weight when he still need to jump off the floor to break the dead hang?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: DAVETHOMAS90 on March 31, 2018, 11:35:46 pm
https://youtu.be/sxqL55gMxo0?t=2m38s

I am confused. Why do he add weight when he still need to jump off the floor to break the dead hang?

Good one Jwi  :lol:

Great to combine the French start with a solid negative. What he's doing is a good progression towards the OAP.

No one-armers there! Can't believe he's posted that.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Nibile on April 01, 2018, 03:27:52 pm
And not a single OAP was made that day.
What I find even worse than cheating, is the load of cr*p that is given as training advice.
The "Do this for x weeks, then add 10 kg for x weeks..." etc. is complete and utter bullshit.
Not taking into account relative bodyweight, serious periodization, antagonist training (good luck in doing negatives without some really strong triceps...), other types of training, etc. is in fact misinformation.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on April 01, 2018, 06:04:30 pm
To anyone with any experience that is painfully obvious. What’s not nice about this sort of codswallop is the potential to mislead and injure people who are inexperienced. If you really want to upset yourself Nibs, try a few ‘Expert Village’ videos, the ones I saw took bad to a whole other level, especially the Bachar ladder one, that must have been sponsored by surgeons with spare theatre time.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jwi on April 02, 2018, 10:51:35 am
What I find even worse than cheating, is the load of cr*p that is given as training advice.
The "Do this for x weeks, then add 10 kg for x weeks..." etc. is complete and utter bullshit.

Quite chocking in fact, but not as hilarious as the combo of dabbing the floor and adding weight when doing a pullup.

(I knew that the video was heading for cheating tactics when it was suggested that being able to do a single rep with 133% of bodyweight was sufficient to start one arm work. :o  )
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on April 29, 2018, 04:29:52 pm
https://youtu.be/pyXK8Wpln40?t=13m48s
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: remus on April 29, 2018, 05:05:02 pm
Jesus, he basically sat down half way through the problem!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on April 29, 2018, 07:32:08 pm
Classic stuff.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Stu Littlefair on April 30, 2018, 09:49:50 am
the dab is a great deal less offensive than the beta-stream
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on May 13, 2018, 08:31:44 am
i don't know wether this is supposed to show how to climb the boulder or how to not climb the boulder!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=65&v=SYk-dwdiHV8
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on May 13, 2018, 02:02:40 pm
The comically innapropriate music, the edit, the socks, the dabs, the spotter who disappears between angles; that clip has it all.

I love how the lyric “knocking me out with those American thighs” coincides with his full-on leg smear on the adjacent block.  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on May 13, 2018, 11:25:52 pm
https://youtu.be/9mYrx3KAnPs?t=10m46s

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on May 14, 2018, 09:29:03 am
Exceptional!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on May 14, 2018, 01:42:28 pm
There's actually some incredible dabs at the start of the video, but it does say that it's the blokes first time climbing outdoors so I cut him some slack. There may have been other dabs within the video but I couldn't watch it all the way through due to its excruciating nature.

What these sponsored wads achieve is beyond belief.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: highrepute on May 14, 2018, 02:23:41 pm
i :wub: boulderingnoobs. Those guys are legends.

Suspect they've got a duff sequence on that "bathang" problem  :clap2:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on May 14, 2018, 02:29:29 pm
they do state in the youtube blurb under the video that they have to scrape/dab the mat - so cut them some slack :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on May 14, 2018, 03:25:50 pm
Well they say that, but then matey (who's on his first time climbing outdoors) then gets a seemingly dab-less "second ascent" by doing it without pads. So really, that's the FA.

Obviously this all hinges on whether this counts as a rock climb and, therefore whether it is an A at all, first or otherwise. This is Lancashire though, so I guess you have to cut them some slack there as well.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fried on May 14, 2018, 04:08:54 pm
'That's such a nice route' I laughed so hard, I nearly cried!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: AMorris on May 16, 2018, 01:14:57 pm
quite a subtle one here, but I couldn't help myself

https://vimeo.com/22189602
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: AMorris on June 22, 2018, 12:19:30 pm
Nothing like having a little lie down in the middle of a bum shuffle to conserve energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1KSHdxMghM
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on June 22, 2018, 12:22:43 pm
For instagrammers needing a dab fix: https://www.instagram.com/_dabpolice/
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on June 22, 2018, 12:26:15 pm
Whoop Whoop it's the sound of dab police.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on June 22, 2018, 12:44:08 pm
Dumby one is good. Dab police seems annoying and loud.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on June 22, 2018, 12:58:40 pm
The Dumby one is especially annoying as it was so easily avoidable. Why on earth would you have doubled pads on that?!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on June 22, 2018, 01:11:49 pm
Nothing like having a little lie down in the middle of a bum shuffle to conserve energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1KSHdxMghM

The sound of one arse dabbing.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on October 29, 2018, 10:19:21 pm
looks like the first ascent is still up for grabs
https://vimeo.com/297796868
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on October 29, 2018, 10:28:51 pm
Very strong return to form for this thread. Did he do the first hand movement before pulling on as well?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on October 30, 2018, 08:30:42 am
Those dabs almost look intentional
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: bigironhorse on November 26, 2018, 08:10:13 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8pm0XyB1mA

See how many spotter dabs you can count in the first 2 mins (you'll have to look closely)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on November 26, 2018, 08:23:55 pm
See how many spotter dabs you can count in the first 2 mins (you'll have to look closely)

 :lol: That “socks, wraparound shades & a power spot” look is so 2007.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on November 26, 2018, 09:00:23 pm
0.42: "Here, let me help push you back on to the rock."
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on November 26, 2018, 09:44:44 pm
TEAM EFFORT!! 
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on December 15, 2018, 02:40:27 pm
serial offender on the loose again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5bv85htsZw

as he's "sponsored" by black diamond and got a new pad, he really should know better by now
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on December 17, 2018, 02:23:05 pm
Dabrah Harry
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on December 17, 2018, 02:30:49 pm
It's obviously 7a+ if you use the pad as a foothold.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on January 01, 2019, 12:28:50 pm
Insta-dab: https://www.instagram.com/p/BsFsE0RB2Z1/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1sxd8496dgqt6
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: crzylgs on January 01, 2019, 12:41:24 pm
serial offender on the loose again

as he's "sponsored" by black diamond and got a new pad, he really should know better by now

Always confuses me how most of the slightly naff Font videos have a sponsor logo intro/outro  :-\
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on January 28, 2019, 09:55:57 pm
hit me baby one more time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP9evlNLJA4
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: user deactivated on January 28, 2019, 10:10:04 pm
A second camera just to make sure we didn’t miss it  :bow:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on January 29, 2019, 09:01:46 am
That's incredible! A double double dab.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on January 29, 2019, 12:46:02 pm
If that doesn't bring a smile to your face nothing will!

Classic ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: AMorris on January 31, 2019, 01:32:09 pm
haha what on earth. That clearly completely kills the swing.

It really does make one wonder what his mates are doing every time he lightly brushes a pad or flicks a blade of grass if basically jumping into a tree is okay.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on January 31, 2019, 02:23:24 pm
It looks as if the branch's sole purpose is to help kill the swing...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on February 13, 2019, 08:24:50 pm
Came across this gem from an unlikely source today. May have been posted before so apologies if so.

https://vimeo.com/betabouldering/thearete7b

At least he gets to go back to a beautiful spot!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 13, 2019, 09:31:15 pm
Jeez. Looked like a double for a mo, but I think it was only a neat little heelhook on the mat.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: ehmarra on February 19, 2019, 06:56:56 pm
I was looking for Rothley vids and found this beauty of a dab/ stand ....I think I'd have pulled him back off the wall and made him start again ha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbBKb8nwxSI
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: reeve on February 23, 2019, 04:58:30 pm
Sorry for the FB link - I don't think you can embed them otherwise, non?

Anyway, Dabby Andrada at 1:08, and possible 0:38 (can't be sure because of the editing)


https://www.facebook.com/Boreal.official/videos/223102241861428/
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on February 24, 2019, 06:59:16 pm
i just don't understand why people who are totally capable of doing better, publish this shit..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbsX9du_R_Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbsX9du_R_Y)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Danny on March 29, 2019, 09:19:41 am
Old Dabbi Andrada here, with multiple chalk bag dabs and a full body slam at about 1:10:

http://youtu.be/geNxrEej18w (http://youtu.be/geNxrEej18w)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on March 29, 2019, 09:23:54 am
That video needs more slooooowww mo, so we can really appreciate every dab  :slap:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on March 29, 2019, 09:39:18 am
That 1:10 dab is horrific
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on March 29, 2019, 09:42:07 am
Looks like part of the video is edited out there too. I think he lay down, had a cigarette and then pulled on and carried on like no-one had noticed.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: sdm on March 29, 2019, 10:26:36 am
The top seems to be multiple attempts edited together too.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: reeve on March 29, 2019, 11:09:24 am
Old Dabbi Andrada here, with multiple chalk bag dabs and a full body slam at about 1:10:

http://youtu.be/geNxrEej18w (http://youtu.be/geNxrEej18w)

I can cope with you reposting the same video I did, but stealing my pun...!  :whip:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Danny on March 29, 2019, 11:48:51 am
Really? Great minds I guess. On this thread too? My apols.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on March 29, 2019, 12:11:54 pm
Thought it looked familiar..
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: reeve on March 29, 2019, 01:24:12 pm
Sorry for the FB link - I don't think you can embed them otherwise, non?

Anyway, Dabby Andrada at 1:08, and possible 0:38 (can't be sure because of the editing)


https://www.facebook.com/Boreal.official/videos/223102241861428/
Really? Great minds I guess. On this thread too? My apols.

Two posts before yours. It might have been missed because of the FB link. No excuse for the pun though (of which I was very proud - otherwise I'd have let it go  ;) )
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Danny on March 29, 2019, 01:35:06 pm
 :lol: :slap:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on May 01, 2019, 08:40:03 pm
there is just no stopping this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP31FUriSBU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP31FUriSBU)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: remus on May 01, 2019, 09:45:41 pm
Never mind the dab, what about that sock/futura combo!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on May 01, 2019, 09:51:45 pm
The Master  :bow:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Nibile on May 02, 2019, 09:21:27 am
I have done much worse...
Socks aside obviously.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: AMorris on May 02, 2019, 12:14:26 pm
superb, he may as well have taken any of those attempts

Also, I feel like the double toe hook top out was a little superfluous  :shrug:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on May 02, 2019, 12:50:57 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/5MRvQYB/BD.jpg) (https://ibb.co/BzCjh4q)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on May 02, 2019, 03:23:37 pm
Brilliant
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 03, 2019, 12:56:12 am
 :lol:

just awesome!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: user deactivated on May 03, 2019, 07:25:53 am
Don’t you Think it’s about time we stop giving ThiS guy grief? A daBbed ascent is completely Valid in the eyes of UFCK if not a More valid ascent due to the mere fact The unconscious mind has transcended the need NoT to scrawp ones arse along The ground.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Plattsy on May 03, 2019, 07:55:29 am
Considering how much climbing he does in the forest I bet he doesn't lose much sleep over this thread.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on August 06, 2019, 03:07:51 pm
the serial dabber has a posse, these guys are in it to dab it
https://youtu.be/5StNO9r4UEk (https://youtu.be/5StNO9r4UEk)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on August 06, 2019, 03:29:32 pm
What time is the dab,is it when he takes that swing? Opticians have my specs....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on August 06, 2019, 05:18:28 pm
Just turn the sound on, listen to the start and him “walking over to the second start”
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on August 06, 2019, 08:44:48 pm
Filth at 0:10:
https://vimeo.com/221823600
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: teestub on August 06, 2019, 09:26:12 pm
One of those that probably made no difference but friends don’t let friends dab  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on August 07, 2019, 11:25:44 pm
One of those that probably made no difference but friends don’t let friends dab  ;D

I think stemming can make a pretty big difference :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on September 10, 2019, 01:33:58 pm
The real horror show starts at 4:48 (though there may be more). I understand its some log feet first bullshit, but he climbs most of it with his arse on the ground  :chair:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up1Frdvg2D4
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on September 10, 2019, 02:24:48 pm
The real horror show starts at 4:48 (though there may be more - Editor's note: a LOT more). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up1Frdvg2D4

Jesus Christ. After a truly spectacular thread, this might even count as The Winner. The whole ""sequence"" from 2:15 to 3:00 is quite unbelievable - there's no change in mat usage from when he pulls off the ground, and it's easier to count the few times when he isn't dabbing, than when he is. Even his tiny girlfriend manages to dab the shit out of later on. Exceptional stuff.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on September 10, 2019, 02:45:42 pm
3:34 “Not sure if that really counts”.  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on September 10, 2019, 02:47:17 pm
Theres a strong mid air dab at 1.10 when he boots his girlfriend in intro bit.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on September 10, 2019, 02:59:26 pm
Phenomenal stuff from start to finish. Dare I ask how you found it?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on September 10, 2019, 03:01:48 pm
when he pulls off the ground.

If only he ever had managed to actually pull off the ground.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on September 10, 2019, 03:07:49 pm
Phenomenal stuff from start to finish. Dare I ask how you found it?

I was googling how to climb 7A+ without leaving the comfort of your seat...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Mr E S Capegoat on September 10, 2019, 04:37:27 pm
Oooooo you’re all so snarky and sneering, it makes me truly scared to post / share anything on ukb for fear of recriminations from the superior beings that reside here
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Steve R on September 10, 2019, 04:49:38 pm
Good stuff from some french lads here:
https://youtu.be/TvG1PgN_gXI?t=182
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on September 11, 2019, 09:47:08 am
A massage whilst climbing. Innovative.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on September 11, 2019, 10:15:36 am
TBF it does just seem to be a supported working go... maybe...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on September 11, 2019, 11:05:41 am
I suppose Fiend could be right, but if its not that would piss me right off!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: crzylgs on October 07, 2019, 11:54:51 am
Do Reddit links work here?

https://www.reddit.com/r/climbharder/comments/deepav/thanks_to_all_your_advice_about_a_month_ago_i/


Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on October 07, 2019, 12:21:16 pm
The comments are just embarassing  :sick:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on October 07, 2019, 02:26:30 pm
The hold he goes to is a jug as well, no excuse for not lifting feet. I have a very lanky mate who managed to do that without dabbing...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: AMorris on October 07, 2019, 03:54:56 pm
Do Reddit links work here?

https://www.reddit.com/r/climbharder/comments/deepav/thanks_to_all_your_advice_about_a_month_ago_i/

Oof, there is a lot of coping going on in those responses... Even a slight scrape detectable only by snickometer would invalidate an ascent, let alone a dab hard enough to displace a pad.

Makes me wonder what his mates were doing when they saw that? Imagine having friends who only shout encouragement at you when you climb... sounds shit.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on October 07, 2019, 04:28:16 pm
Do Reddit links work here?

https://www.reddit.com/r/climbharder/comments/deepav/thanks_to_all_your_advice_about_a_month_ago_i/

Oof, there is a lot of coping going on in those responses... Even a slight scrape detectable only by snickometer would invalidate an ascent, let alone a dab hard enough to displace a pad.

Makes me wonder what his mates were doing when they saw that? Imagine having friends who only shout encouragement at you when you climb... sounds shit.


"mates" wouldn't let such conduct go unheckled. If that'd been me then footwork, dunnyg, or 36chambers would have leapt and clung onto me, dragging me down onto the pads. That's how I know they care.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on October 07, 2019, 04:31:06 pm
 :kiss2:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on October 07, 2019, 04:44:17 pm
I think he also started a move in :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on October 07, 2019, 04:53:06 pm
REAL mates wouldn’t drag you off - or tell you when you dabbed...

Instead they’d wait until you finish then stand there stoney faced shaking their heads... :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Footwork on October 07, 2019, 08:02:02 pm
"mates" wouldn't let such conduct go unheckled. If that'd been me then footwork, dunnyg, or 36chambers would have leapt and clung onto me, dragging me down onto the pads. That's how I know they care.

Goes for first ascents too. Can't have your mate getting it first.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: crzylgs on October 08, 2019, 10:22:50 am
I thought you lot would appreciate the comments in that Reddit link  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on October 08, 2019, 06:19:00 pm
REAL mates wouldn’t drag you off - or tell you when you dabbed...

Instead they’d wait until you finish then stand there stoney faced shaking their heads... :)

Or wait until you'd started packing up, and then ask why you quit trying the problem before sending....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on October 08, 2019, 07:10:29 pm
What do you guys think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OspaYcSZKe0
Not a dab per say but definitely not the legit ascent claimed... The fun starts at 10:30
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: reeve on October 08, 2019, 07:22:04 pm
I reckon he'll get that next go   :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cowboyhat on October 11, 2019, 07:23:47 pm
I don't know what it is about this dabs thread but it always absolutely kills me. At work in tears, difficult to explain to a civilian what i'm laughing at.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on October 11, 2019, 07:57:12 pm
It is more celebratory and has better vibes than YYFY even, I love it :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on October 11, 2019, 08:55:49 pm
Def one of my favourite threads...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on October 11, 2019, 09:06:37 pm
What do you guys think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OspaYcSZKe0
Not a dab per say but definitely not the legit ascent claimed... The fun starts at 10:30


the definition of "puntering off the top"
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on October 12, 2019, 12:03:48 am
I started laughing at 10:52 when the guy confidently said “we’ve got you” when not one of the group were spotting at all, then it just got better.  :lol:

“Get the crimp” at 11:18 deserves some sort of award for worst beta ever.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on October 12, 2019, 07:35:16 am
Absolutely brilliant!

In a similar vein, this made me chuckle:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3Z5IG4lBEm/?igshid=7dqixrhpw77g
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on October 12, 2019, 09:14:18 am
Absolutely brilliant!

In a similar vein, this made me chuckle:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3Z5IG4lBEm/?igshid=7dqixrhpw77g

should have worked more on his silent feet
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on November 14, 2019, 05:31:57 pm
Been a while since I climbed it, but I’m fairly sure he’s stood on the floor for most of this...

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4zcqw3Dz3H/?igshid=1ohrrmrqalf8n
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on November 14, 2019, 06:04:01 pm
Been a while since I climbed it, but I’m fairly sure he’s stood on the floor for most of this...

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4zcqw3Dz3H/?igshid=1ohrrmrqalf8n
Yeah I'm pretty sure that rock isn't connected...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on November 14, 2019, 06:21:29 pm
It's connected with the ground,  that's for sure.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on November 14, 2019, 10:47:57 pm
Yeah nah, back around.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Nibile on November 15, 2019, 04:39:33 am
Absolutely brilliant!

In a similar vein, this made me chuckle:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3Z5IG4lBEm/?igshid=7dqixrhpw77g
He seemed to be a familiar face indeed. You gotta love Louis, I love how his shoes are more polished on the upper side from dragging them on the rock that on the sole.
Brilliant.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on December 16, 2019, 04:38:35 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6IDoxQj0i4/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B6IDoxQj0i4/)


Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on December 16, 2019, 06:41:33 pm
That must have been subtle. Where?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on December 16, 2019, 06:52:15 pm
0n the tree at 59s
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: UnkArl on December 16, 2019, 06:54:39 pm
Haha I had to watch it three times before I spotted it :agree:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 16, 2019, 06:57:58 pm
I call no dab, potentially brushing cloth. Compared to some of the mighty examples showcased previously in this thread.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on December 16, 2019, 08:46:56 pm
This would only have been spotted here. Keep up the good work everyone.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on December 16, 2019, 11:49:04 pm
 :oops: back around!

Cracking spot! Good work!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on December 17, 2019, 01:05:59 am
I thought i heard it and had to go back and look. 
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: remus on December 17, 2019, 09:13:42 am
Didn't Paul Robinson get slated for exactly the same dab, then spent a month re-climbing it sans dab? Commitment to the dab free ascent if so.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on January 19, 2020, 09:11:57 am
total WTF at 0:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR9sc1aHO_Q
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on January 19, 2020, 09:20:37 am
total WTF at 0:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR9sc1aHO_Q

can we start a "to sit or not to sit start" tread?
calling the start at 3:59 a sit start gets me rather aggravated...
just call it a low start, or crouching start.
sit means sit.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 19, 2020, 09:32:15 am
total WTF at 0:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR9sc1aHO_Q

Extraordinary. Never seen that before.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on January 19, 2020, 01:32:52 pm
The sit start is probably just poorly named. But at 0.38ish the guy appears to deliberately press down on the pad with his left hand?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on January 19, 2020, 06:37:42 pm
There's no "appears" about it!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on January 19, 2020, 06:45:25 pm
can we start a "to sit or not to sit start" tread?
calling the start at 3:59 a sit start gets me rather aggravated...
just call it a low start, or crouching start.
sit means sit.

Agreed, the difference between sitting and crouching an be massive on some problems.

And in this case it's a FA, he could have just called it a low start!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: crzylgs on January 19, 2020, 08:25:47 pm
Went looking for the dab call on YouTube comments have been disabled for that video... I wonder why?  :-\
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on January 19, 2020, 08:55:55 pm
FFS. Great minds think alike. Couldn't comment on mobile this morning so was just about to try on the desktop site....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on January 19, 2020, 11:08:53 pm
Unreal!

You can see the dents in the pad where he has pressed down that hard on the mat?

Never seen anything like it?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: AMorris on January 20, 2020, 02:28:24 pm
it looks like he used the mat to perform the movement, bracing against it to give opposition so he could move his foot without barn dooring off :lol: that is a first for me

Where were his mates looking at the time? If that was me I would have been dump tackled off the wall.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 20, 2020, 02:36:15 pm
A supposed FA as well  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dexter on January 20, 2020, 02:52:45 pm
A supposed FA as well  :lol:

FA for false advertising?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on January 20, 2020, 03:51:57 pm
Where were his mates looking at the time? If that was me I would have been dump tackled off the wall.

Isn't it Chad Greedy? In which case the spot (Isabelle Faus) is his GF no?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on January 20, 2020, 03:59:50 pm
it looks like he used the mat to perform the movement, bracing against it to give opposition so he could move his foot without barn dooring off :lol: that is a first for me.

Where were you when you discovered that the ground is now “in”?  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 20, 2020, 04:02:05 pm
They're not his mates. Real mates would never have let that go unheckled.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: UnkArl on January 20, 2020, 07:45:30 pm
That’s absolute madness!! The most blatant, obvious and strangest dab ever?!?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on January 20, 2020, 08:57:16 pm
Weird, isn’t it? Troll dab?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on February 16, 2020, 06:37:32 pm
 :chair:
https://youtu.be/mQs_6ofS9_0
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on February 16, 2020, 06:38:13 pm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RW6EopEXBi8
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on February 16, 2020, 06:42:06 pm
https://vimeo.com/164833447
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: arast on February 16, 2020, 06:43:15 pm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RW6EopEXBi8


Sensational
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on February 16, 2020, 06:46:19 pm
Third boulder starts at 1:25 and at 1:35...
https://vimeo.com/161082602
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on February 16, 2020, 06:48:36 pm
Third boulder starts at 1:25 and at 1:35...
https://vimeo.com/161082602

Wait no, now , 1:50 and on, he’s just taking the piss
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on February 16, 2020, 06:52:41 pm
How can someone watch those back, think yep that's acceptable and somehow go one further and share them online!?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 16, 2020, 07:22:29 pm
The big cut loose slams are bad enough, but why do these guys not put a thinner pad under this stuff. If you've got a few mm's of clearance between you and the rock, surely the last thing you want to do is slide in an Ocun Dominator.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 16, 2020, 07:32:07 pm
Good finds, findabb!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on February 16, 2020, 07:38:24 pm
Third boulder starts at 1:25 and at 1:35...
https://vimeo.com/161082602

BIG look of guilt around 2:08 on that one. Back around.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on February 17, 2020, 04:34:22 am
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RW6EopEXBi8


Sensational

The spotter knows. You can tell.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: crzylgs on February 17, 2020, 09:35:24 pm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RW6EopEXBi8


Sensational

The spotter knows. You can tell.

Sad to see Filip feature on these pages - the dude is a Font machine, if you want a beta video for anything 7a-7b odds are he has you covered - luckily from the Youtube Text:

'Unfortunately not everything makes it on camera. With Pieter as my witness, I still repeated it cleanly without dabbing, not long after.'
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: AMorris on February 18, 2020, 04:34:59 pm
Third boulder starts at 1:25 and at 1:35...
https://vimeo.com/161082602
Oh my...
He actually fell off the boulder there and used the bounce off the mat to get back on. That's the worst one we have had for a while  :spank:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on February 18, 2020, 06:45:58 pm
Oh my...
He actually fell off the boulder there and used the bounce off the mat to get back on. That's the worst one we have had for a while  :spank:

And he knows it - rueful glance at the camera...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on February 19, 2020, 09:07:32 am
revenir

(I think that's "back around" in french).
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: sdm on February 19, 2020, 01:30:41 pm
Sad to see Filip feature on these pages - the dude is a Font machine, if you want a beta video for anything 7a-7b odds are he has you covered - luckily from the Youtube Text:

'Unfortunately not everything makes it on camera. With Pieter as my witness, I still repeated it cleanly without dabbing, not long after.'
I'm sorry to have to shatter the illusion but it isn't his first appearance in this thread, in fact there's enough examples for him to have his own thread!

He may be useful for beta videos but he could learn a thing or two about proper British ethics!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on February 19, 2020, 01:56:30 pm

he could learn a thing or two about proper British ethics!

A dab is a dab.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on February 19, 2020, 08:44:03 pm
revenir

(I think that's "back around" in french).

Demi-tour!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on February 20, 2020, 08:57:50 am
merci
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on May 17, 2020, 10:07:06 pm
Is it legit to lie on your pad for the first move? Asking for a mate.

(after he does the stand in the viddy, it is worth waiting for)

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAQj5u9FUtz/?igshid=2zzrtyydk9k9&fbclid=IwAR2pkVnFg8xQNxO_D2wmB39c_UlnBi63JhScXDFXkZMwELj6aX9UnYvlheY (https://www.instagram.com/p/CAQj5u9FUtz/?igshid=2zzrtyydk9k9&fbclid=IwAR2pkVnFg8xQNxO_D2wmB39c_UlnBi63JhScXDFXkZMwELj6aX9UnYvlheY)

On the FA claim too. Back around.

(Bon effort cleaning it, keen to have a look!)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on May 17, 2020, 10:12:12 pm
Is it legit to lie on your pad for the first move? Asking for a mate.

(after he does the stand in the viddy, it is worth waiting for)

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAQj5u9FUtz/?igshid=2zzrtyydk9k9&fbclid=IwAR2pkVnFg8xQNxO_D2wmB39c_UlnBi63JhScXDFXkZMwELj6aX9UnYvlheY (https://www.instagram.com/p/CAQj5u9FUtz/?igshid=2zzrtyydk9k9&fbclid=IwAR2pkVnFg8xQNxO_D2wmB39c_UlnBi63JhScXDFXkZMwELj6aX9UnYvlheY)

On the FA claim too. Back around.

(Bon effort cleaning it, keen to have a look!)
Shocking that Will and 36C are commenting on the post too and not calling the dab. Maybe they've finally mellowed...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on May 17, 2020, 11:33:50 pm
weak from will and 36c :lets_do_it_wild:  :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on May 18, 2020, 09:09:46 am
Maybe that's part of the moves. Traditional chimneying off your pad is not illegal you know.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: JackAus on August 08, 2020, 11:49:27 am
2.43
Never really left the ground though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbPr1cx0i98
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: JackAus on August 27, 2020, 10:44:54 am
0.56

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xorFvE4Zt8Y
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on August 27, 2020, 12:02:11 pm
If you turn volume up you can just about hear the dab

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcCrNZ-ierU

(apologies if a repost)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on August 27, 2020, 12:07:09 pm
If that was Will on creature, i'm a good enough friend I would have told him back around (once he topped out).

If I had more time I'd turn that into a base drum backing. In fact, you could make a whole percussion track out of dabs. Could be amazing....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on August 27, 2020, 03:29:31 pm
If you turn volume up you can just about hear the dab

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcCrNZ-ierU

(apologies if a repost)

Only just you have to listen really carefully
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on August 27, 2020, 04:13:05 pm
I reckon if a dog was standing right there listening it might just pick it up.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on August 27, 2020, 05:27:48 pm
I reckon if a dog was standing right there listening it might just get kicked out of shot by the force of the DAB.
That's a cracker.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on August 28, 2020, 07:56:24 am
I reckon if a dog was standing right there listening it might just get kicked out of shot by the force of the DAB.
That's a cracker.

Theres the obvious power dab but I think there is a second micro dab on the second cut loose as well. Spectacular stuff.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on August 28, 2020, 08:28:48 am
Could be right, i though it was just the first echoing around the cave.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on September 14, 2020, 10:23:40 am
Even people who should know better are at it:

https://www.facebook.com/simon.panton.14/videos/2146833098794845/

(Hopefully this works, it not being called out is shocking neopotism)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8zCJCX2yYM&feature=emb_title

1:23 rightly called out by Bonjoy, presumably the metronome is there to mask such discrepancies but he missed the beat - solution: climb faster.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on September 14, 2020, 06:43:32 pm
OK - I need the collective UKB wisdom.  Dab or no dab?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFBXiRVnA5L/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/CFBXiRVnA5L/)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on September 14, 2020, 06:49:30 pm
Hard to say, sound a bit dabby....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on September 14, 2020, 06:53:00 pm
No evidence to my ear; take the tick!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on September 14, 2020, 06:59:37 pm
NO dab from me...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on September 14, 2020, 07:02:17 pm
Back story on the one is that when we originally found and developed this one, we were not convinced that you could do that sequence without dabbing.  As a result we did a gnarly left toehook which was given v11/12.  This beta resulted in the downgrade, but I'm 100% certain more people will dab like hell and take it if this is the given method...

Obviously the shirt dabs, but I can't tell if anything else did.  I'll be going up and trying that beta in the next few weeks, so we'll see how it feels. 
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on September 14, 2020, 07:31:25 pm
Seemed dab free to me.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on September 14, 2020, 07:47:49 pm
I think the right foot probably dabbed when he released?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on September 14, 2020, 07:52:13 pm
I'm pretty sure his foot dabs the block as he cuts
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on September 14, 2020, 08:09:07 pm
I still think its ok  :doubt: Not a clear dab, umpires call, benefit of the doubt to the climber on this occasion?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: teestub on September 14, 2020, 08:14:41 pm
pretty sure the snickometer picked up the side of the boot hitting the boulder on the cutloose...

That's not to say you couldn't employ this sequence if you took a bit more care with that release.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on September 14, 2020, 08:27:16 pm
I think I can see the potential dab now. Still seems marginal at best to my eye though. I suspect he might end up in the match referees office for dissent if given out, and it should be clear evidence to overturn the original decision...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: webbo on September 14, 2020, 08:28:19 pm
I'm pretty sure his foot dabs the block as he cuts
This.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on September 14, 2020, 10:22:43 pm
Here's the alternate non-dabby version.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CBhgAnIgalj/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/CBhgAnIgalj/)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on September 15, 2020, 07:55:07 am
I'm pretty sure his foot dabs the block as he cuts
This.

Yeah, dab, back around.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Nibile on September 15, 2020, 09:36:54 am
In dubio pro reo, but one should always choose the harder sequence just because.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on September 15, 2020, 11:45:19 am
Ruthless times we're living in where an ascent is referred to a panel of experts for peer review, waiting weeks or even months for a decision on whether you need to go back around or not.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: peewee on September 15, 2020, 01:24:12 pm
Ruthless times we're living in where an ascent is referred to a panel of experts for peer review, waiting weeks or even months for a decision on whether you need to go back around or not.

While waiting for track and trace to find witnesses and spotters
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on September 15, 2020, 05:37:57 pm
At some point I'll go back up and check on that beta myself.  Mayeb you have to be required to wear shorts and no shirt for this beta so the dab visual is clear :)

Either way I'm not really too fussed.  I know he is more than capable of climbing this problem, and I'm kinda stoked he found some new beta that works.  Mostly curious about whether to promote or explode this beta.  If it's going to create a situation where everybody is dabbing and thinking its fine, then I need to step in and call folks out...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on September 15, 2020, 05:53:47 pm
Ruthless times we're living in where an ascent is referred to a panel of experts for peer review, waiting weeks or even months for a decision on whether you need to go back around or not.

While waiting for track and trace to find witnesses and spotters

Watch out for the false positives
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Sasquatch on September 15, 2020, 07:02:44 pm
Ruthless times we're living in where an ascent is referred to a panel of experts for peer review, waiting weeks or even months for a decision on whether you need to go back around or not.

While waiting for track and trace to find witnesses and spotters

Watch out for the false positives
Thank goodness we have the smallest cohort ever in Alaska.  maybe 10 people operate at that grade :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Steve R on October 02, 2020, 11:17:45 pm
Simply beautiful:
https://youtu.be/7G4md3fFjik?t=81

And a friend sent me this recently which I thought was too good not to share further - subtle 'Style Francais' dabbing:
https://youtu.be/Kqt8zJSC9nU?t=32
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: JamieG on October 03, 2020, 09:30:11 am
And a friend sent me this recently which I thought was too good not to share further - subtle 'Style Francais' dabbing:
https://youtu.be/Kqt8zJSC9nU?t=32

He's just repositioning his mat for the next moves. Nothing to see here.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on October 03, 2020, 09:32:57 am
Smart move. Adds another grade.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on October 03, 2020, 02:43:48 pm
Simply beautiful:
https://youtu.be/7G4md3fFjik?t=81

And a friend sent me this recently which I thought was too good not to share further - subtle 'Style Francais' dabbing:
https://youtu.be/Kqt8zJSC9nU?t=32

This one from our French friend cracks me up, a cloud of dust 0.15 secs in     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8wh94NXFaA
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on November 03, 2020, 04:34:56 pm
Following Nai's post in YYFY I had to see what Kidney Stone is, which led me to this classic:

https://youtu.be/RevrsCTscoM
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on November 03, 2020, 04:39:58 pm
Following Nai's post in YYFY I had to see what Kidney Stone is, which led me to this classic:

https://youtu.be/RevrsCTscoM
That is amazing  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: bigironhorse on November 05, 2020, 06:20:19 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVIyrnoqMw&feature=emb_logo&ab_channel=ThomasSchifer

Classic sat on the floor dab.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on November 05, 2020, 06:23:26 pm
Terrible music - and the dab is in the last ten secs. To save someone elses ears...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on November 05, 2020, 07:00:02 pm
It's not bad, quite lightweight but isn't that the norm? I reckon andyF will like it.

Decent arsewiper after all that effort.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: bigironhorse on November 05, 2020, 09:53:22 pm
It's not bad, quite lightweight but isn't that the norm? I reckon andyF will like it.

Decent arsewiper after all that effort.

Yes you're right, not too bad but a funny arsewiper nonetheless!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on November 10, 2020, 03:12:39 pm
Not being able to get out...the stupid 1km rule again in France is making me bitter and twisted, anyhow a lovely dab on this one     

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11FLv1M2U18
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on November 10, 2020, 03:30:23 pm
At least he can have the stand for that
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on November 10, 2020, 03:31:26 pm
 :lol: Still, he did the stand-up well I guess.

Also, you know it's a classic when more than half the time on the problem is contorting yourself into the sit-starting position.

Edit: Snap to what nai posted.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on November 10, 2020, 03:39:02 pm
twisted is a good way to be to start that prob. not sure about the bitter though.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on November 10, 2020, 03:45:59 pm
you know it's a classic when more than half the time on the problem is contorting yourself into the sit-starting position.

Would need a wedgie for all five stars though
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on November 10, 2020, 04:22:26 pm
What a piece of cinema.

You know the dab is coming. When will it be? THERE IT IS! Will his "friends" remain silent? Will he take the tick? He does!
Only a minute long. Felt like a lifetime with all the suspense. 10/10
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on November 10, 2020, 04:27:05 pm
What a piece of cinema.

You know the dab is coming. When will it be? THERE IT IS! Will his "friends" remain silent? Will he take the tick? He does!
Only a minute long. Felt like a lifetime with all the suspense. 10/10
I like his childish giggling of success and the cheeky thumbs up at the end  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on November 10, 2020, 04:39:26 pm
Is that one dab or two? He stands on the ground, then lifts his foot to rearrange the mat.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on November 10, 2020, 04:39:59 pm
Wow! Classic.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: nai on November 10, 2020, 04:46:19 pm
Is that one dab or two? He stands on the ground, then lifts his foot to rearrange the mat.

Could be another at 48s too
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: rginns on December 03, 2020, 07:05:29 am
Gratuitous hair dabs here...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CITmq9YDE8d/?igshid=1x14z2m2e5w0s
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on December 03, 2020, 08:32:05 am
Gratuitous hair dabs here...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CITmq9YDE8d/?igshid=1x14z2m2e5w0s

WOW :smirk:
What's next....Aura Dabs?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on December 03, 2020, 08:54:34 am
Apparently the BMC set up a working group to look at the potential for reporting dabs before they even happened - in a minority report fashion.

Their conclusion was that whilst technologically plausible deciding between pre-meditated and non intentional dabs to be was too close to call. The working group was then re-tasked to examine the effects of historic hob nail boot scars on Napes Needle.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: rginns on December 03, 2020, 10:43:03 am
Gratuitous hair dabs here...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CITmq9YDE8d/?igshid=1x14z2m2e5w0s

WOW :smirk:
What's next....Aura Dabs?

I couldn't find the emoji for 'tongue firmly in cheek'.
Also if you look carefully there's a flying insect dab too.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on December 03, 2020, 11:51:04 am
Apparently the BMC set up a working group to look at the potential for reporting dabs before they even happened - in a minority report fashion.

Their conclusion was that whilst technologically plausible deciding between pre-meditated and non intentional dabs to be was too close to call. The working group was then re-tasked to examine the effects of historic hob nail boot scars on Napes Needle.

This just in-
A new NHS lab is being set to look into the Genetic predisposition to dab.
The hope being that this debilitating condition can be eradicated with gene therapy in the future.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Aussiegav on December 03, 2020, 03:06:02 pm
This just in-
A new NHS lab is being set to look into the Genetic predisposition to dab.
The hope being that this debilitating condition can be eradicated with gene therapy in the future.

Waiting the next COVID briefing when they release phase 1 of DAB & TRACE.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Pope B on December 03, 2020, 05:18:48 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7NcH0XWxqY

5:55, is that the sound of a foot I hear scraping the mat? and from Ondra of all people. We're in the end times now.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: HarryBD on December 03, 2020, 05:33:18 pm
The crop of that shot, he knows what he's done...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Scouse D on May 19, 2021, 02:25:00 pm
https://youtu.be/XgRas0_KBXM

You can see it coming from a mile off
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Stabbsy on May 19, 2021, 03:34:58 pm
Surely that was intended? It’s a thing of beauty - kind of like a cannon in snooker where you pot the black and bring a red off the cushion at the same time.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on May 19, 2021, 11:20:48 pm
Looks like a hard move to stick.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: DAVETHOMAS90 on May 20, 2021, 05:02:06 am
That's brilliant!

 :lol:

Bloody good looking piece of rock and problem too.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tomtom on May 20, 2021, 06:46:41 am
Good to see he got it square on and didn’t just brush it…
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on May 20, 2021, 09:10:41 am
Had to be pre planned, it was so perfectly executed!

Maybe that was all the resistance he needed to stick that move? Worked out perfectly for everyone, he holds the swing and we are all thoroughly entertained!

Brilliant!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Ged on May 20, 2021, 10:32:09 am
His climbing style is very wooden.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: shark on May 20, 2021, 11:14:28 am
You can see it coming from a mile off

That’s slapstick for you..
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on May 27, 2021, 01:50:15 pm
https://youtu.be/DjD1d4apgvU?t=140

Wasn't 100% sure, then noticed 'comments are turned off'...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on May 27, 2021, 02:05:37 pm
I'd flop down like that too, knowing I had to go again.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on May 27, 2021, 02:41:09 pm
Reminds me of the classic reddit r/watchpeopledieinside
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 27, 2021, 08:47:58 pm
Wasn't 100% sure, then noticed 'comments are turned off'...
:lol: Impropa indeed.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on May 28, 2021, 10:14:31 am
https://vimeo.com/164833447#t=34s
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on May 28, 2021, 10:21:36 am
FFS. And that spot is so close they are practically exchanging bodily fluids.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 28, 2021, 10:31:40 am
Classic stuff!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on May 28, 2021, 10:36:41 am
Is that style of spotting a relic from before pads or a French thing?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on May 28, 2021, 02:25:29 pm
Just ignore standing on the ground  nothing to see here!!

Brilliant!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on May 28, 2021, 02:34:36 pm
Not an ounce or indeed gram of shame. Get back around.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on May 28, 2021, 02:49:39 pm
At 1:57 the spotter in orange looks positively disappointed at not being able to push him up the climb any more.  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on May 28, 2021, 04:00:55 pm
Is that style of spotting a relic from before pads or a French thing?

I don't really remember any spotting pre-pads. We just stood and watched.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: ats21994 on June 07, 2021, 10:16:15 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmYaARpa9gk

Handing myself in for judgement. Kept going after the dab in the hopes that I could deceive myself that it wasn't helpful. Probably could have gotten away with it if Amy hadn't made it so obvious...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on June 12, 2021, 02:14:29 pm
Dolyo...... StonedLove just popped up on my YouTube feed, been dosing myself over the last few days.

Blatant dab here:  https://youtu.be/sCh06dM4c90?t=1609
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on June 12, 2021, 08:16:39 pm
Bloody hell, he almost trampolines back on. A disgrace.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: remus on June 12, 2021, 08:53:04 pm
Surely the dab doesn't count if it's a working go?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on June 12, 2021, 09:24:43 pm
Bloody hell, a pre-emptive false positive dab call when the climber falls off shortly after. A disgrace.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on June 12, 2021, 09:51:43 pm
Bloody hell, a pre-emptive false positive dab call when the climber falls off shortly after. A disgrace.

Think I was too busy being incensed and rapidly posting on hear to pay attention to that. Back around Fulton  :chair:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on June 29, 2021, 10:08:34 pm
Not quite sure on this one, could do with another set of eyes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsCfBFkQhuI
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on June 29, 2021, 11:13:56 pm
Gutted!

After all that huffing, back around!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on June 30, 2021, 05:27:39 am
Just a bit.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on June 30, 2021, 07:51:42 am
https://vimeo.com/164833447#t=34s

I mean the dab(s) is blatant but can we also call out the "t-shirt tucked into the shorts" thing as well?

I think we can all agree that in this day and age that's uncalled for.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on June 30, 2021, 09:28:40 am
"t-shirt tucked into the shorts 3/4 length cotton lycra leggings"
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: steveri on June 30, 2021, 10:50:00 am
Umpire's decision: https://youtu.be/ransFQVzf6c?t=16
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Aussiegav on July 06, 2021, 08:33:48 pm
Seen these DAB Police Tees on Etsy.   ;D

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1047336593/dab-police-short-sleeve-unisex-t-shirt
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on July 21, 2021, 03:29:10 pm
Nice video, but a careless dab at 1:20:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng88Q3vYPkI
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on July 23, 2021, 07:15:58 am
Massive ongoing dread dabbage (not a serious accusation of dabbing)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb_kh7QmF7M&t=245s
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on July 29, 2021, 08:22:16 am
https://youtu.be/8v7z4dQcwP8?t=32m27s

This might be a repost but 32:27- 34:10 is a spotter dab masterclass.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on October 09, 2021, 06:33:44 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVLrlQ_3G-s
Found this whilst reminding myself what The Prow at Portlethen looked like. Small but perfectly formed (and the problem is too.....)


Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: battery on October 09, 2021, 06:54:14 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVLrlQ_3G-s
Found this whilst reminding myself what The Prow at Portlethen looked like. Small but perfectly formed (and the problem is too.....)

Love that bloc, unfortunately spent a lot of time sat under that prow unable to get my bum off the pad.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on October 09, 2021, 07:01:48 pm
Well at least you never dabbed then  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: DAVETHOMAS90 on October 09, 2021, 08:52:05 pm
Sorry if this one's been posted before.

Fiend, sounds as though you need to learn to bump off the pad a bit better. @ 13" gives you a good idea.
Great looking spot though  ;D


https://youtu.be/sLgjtWfrnB0
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on October 09, 2021, 09:24:12 pm
His slap and tickle video has one too, I am laughing more than I should.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on October 10, 2021, 09:51:31 am
The worst thing about the one Dave posted is that his mates let him get away with it!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on October 11, 2021, 08:59:40 am
The worst thing about the one Dave posted is that his mates let him get away with it!

Plus rules are no holds below the lip either (i.e. one he uses for his right). Back around.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on December 11, 2021, 03:16:04 pm
Back once again:

https://youtu.be/y3z4_yfMkAI
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 11, 2021, 04:22:49 pm
Back once again with the renegade dabster!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on December 15, 2021, 08:03:15 pm
Oh dear me, even the pros are at it

https://flic.kr/p/2meMzji
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on December 15, 2021, 08:36:34 pm
That is beyond belief!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 15, 2021, 10:07:17 pm
Bad beta for walking along the ground!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on December 17, 2021, 02:16:35 pm
A couple of more recent examples of Colorado ethics...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CWhUIJ2rER-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpZE_ndms5c
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on December 17, 2021, 03:26:00 pm
A couple of more recent examples of Colorado ethics...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CWhUIJ2rER-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpZE_ndms5c

That first one is a disgrace. Even more so that his mates aren't calling it out.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 17, 2021, 04:37:29 pm
Bloody hell, a cracking pair. Whoop_Dabious!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on January 29, 2022, 11:21:33 am
This just popped up on my YouTube, must have been on here before but a great example.

https://youtu.be/RevrsCTscoM
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on February 10, 2022, 09:41:09 am
Smellow FA heel dab here...  :whip: ;)

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZuFLUxFkh_/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: BenjyW on February 10, 2022, 01:08:10 pm
Smellow FA heel dab here...  :whip: ;)

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZuFLUxFkh_/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

Get a life.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on February 10, 2022, 02:38:38 pm
Are you in the video Benjy?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on February 10, 2022, 02:54:33 pm
Yes, that's him and scragrock (I think).

OT, but the perspective in that video is so odd, looks like spotter is miles closer to camera than climber.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on February 10, 2022, 03:51:50 pm
Smellow FA heel dab here...  :whip: ;)

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZuFLUxFkh_/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

That is a cut from my original Vimeo vid!   

As for the F.A heel dab, in this scenario F.A stands for First Attempt.
You would have to chat to Benj for the full send.
Also you imply that his heel dabs the mat, and i can see why you might claim that but Benjy sports/uses a huge prosthetic penis in place of his leg {because normal bouldering isn't enough for him} the part that lightly if at all, appears but perhaps Not...on the other hand does, caress the mat is the end of his manhood{not his actual one}. I think its way out of order for you to objectify him in this fashion, also the mat is his sleeping mattress because the pandemic has left him homeless and without employment{you brute}. I would expect a full fictional and frank apology to him, his family and friends written in the blood of the innocent on ancient parchment folded and sealed inside a piss bottle and slung in the ocean so that even the old gods of the sea feel your sorrow and with their grace they may offer you redemption.

OR...do you have something else in mind?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 10, 2022, 04:08:38 pm
Unexpected comedy gold in the dab thread today
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on February 10, 2022, 04:36:20 pm
Hence the name Dabmember....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on February 10, 2022, 05:07:14 pm
Brilliant!!!

Looking at it again I can't imagine how I mistook his cock for a heel. I suppose a massive cock is some compensation for being homeless....

Massive cock or no, it's still a dab but assuming he went on to do an actual First Ascent at some point so all good  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 10, 2022, 05:34:19 pm
Smellow FA heel dab here...  :whip: ;)

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZuFLUxFkh_/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

Small but perfectly formed  :2thumbsup:

Who did get the FA then, scragrock?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on February 10, 2022, 05:41:08 pm
Brilliant!!!

Looking at it again I can't imagine how I mistook his cock for a heel. I suppose a massive cock is some compensation for being homeless....

Massive cock or no, it's still a dab but assuming he went on to do an actual First Ascent at some point so all good  ;D

No No i am wrong, many days, hours and painful minutes have passed since your first insightful post and i have seen the error of my ways. 50 lases across my unclothed back in guilt fuelled religious flagellation has educed a fevered compliance.
It is, was and always will be a dab, there was of course No first ascent{well at least not one with a fictional prosthetic throbbing penis}...{sorry i added the "throbbing" unnecessarily, but that's religion for you} The unclean one, The dabbed one , Beelzedab, The fallen, He who i shall no longer mention must be hounded and destroyed.
Your example shall be followed and this Benjy{ok i will mention him just once} character will be stricken from the records, shunned and excommunicated{i may not even buy him a nice icey cream on a hot day}.

Please forgive me and i sincerely hope and pray{on me kneesies} that one day years from now that under a grey leaden sky and surrounded by our ever watchful peers you might find it within yourself to punish me appropriately for my sins.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: IanP on February 10, 2022, 06:48:20 pm
Unexpected comedy gold in the dab thread today

On which subject this is quite timely:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZzmBLBtlZy/
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on March 23, 2022, 04:31:00 pm
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CbVkBE-lwMD/?utm_medium=copy_link

I didn’t realise the block was actually ‘in’
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on March 23, 2022, 04:54:10 pm
I thought that was the whole point: Joker starts off the block, Ace doesn't?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on March 23, 2022, 05:25:09 pm
I thought that was the whole point: Joker starts off the block, Ace doesn't?

Yep.....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Scouse D on March 23, 2022, 06:44:53 pm
The block should be used to get established on the holds but not as a foothold. Thus dude is using the block to start the movement and instigate the momentum. All fine, but not 8A surely. This rears its head every now and then on the forum but loads of people still take the tick. More fool them.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on March 24, 2022, 08:14:59 am
Daniel Woods called him out already.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on March 24, 2022, 08:39:26 am
Sounds like another 'classic' problem thats actually objectively shit to me!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on March 24, 2022, 08:40:00 am
dupe; delete
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on March 24, 2022, 08:42:15 am
Don't know, all you need is a pressure pad on the step off boulder, connected to a siren. if launch force exceeds a certain limit it goes off and repeats "back around" "back around" until you step on it again.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dexter on March 24, 2022, 02:33:11 pm
Out of interest, what is and isn't considered ok for the joker? Do you have to step off the block and stop all the swing first? Can some of the swing be used for the campus/jump?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on March 24, 2022, 02:40:48 pm
Sounds like another 'classic' problem thats actually objectively shit to me!

Just wait until you realise how reachy the pull on is.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on March 24, 2022, 03:05:01 pm
Out of interest, what is and isn't considered ok for the joker? Do you have to step off the block and stop all the swing first?
Yes, exactly. You can see why someone was offended enough to flip the start block. I felt slightly conflicted flipping it back into place. A semi-french start on a one move campus problem, doesn't sound like classic or 8A to me.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: turnipturned on March 24, 2022, 03:13:12 pm
Yes, exactly. You can see why someone was offended enough to flip the start block. I felt slightly conflicted flipping it back into place. A semi-french start on a one move campus problem to a glued on jug, doesn't sound like classic or 8A to me.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on March 24, 2022, 03:24:26 pm
Yes, exactly. You can see why someone was offended enough to flip the start block. I felt slightly conflicted flipping it back into place. A semi-french start on a one move campus problem to a glued on jug, doesn't sound like classic or 8A to me.

This, combined with 36C saying its reachy anyway...  :shit: :shit: :shit:

Might as well start it off a stepladder!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on March 24, 2022, 03:46:50 pm
Quote
A semi-french start on a one move campus problem, doesn't sound like classic or 8A to me.

Don't worry, all is revealed when you do the move. It's pure magic.

I lower on, meaning my leg swings in but I then use the outswing to initiate the move. I couldn't do it if I killed the swing. That video looks fine to me, obviously the left foot on sequence then double catch à la Jerry is better but it's not like he's jumping off the block like I've seen some do.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on March 24, 2022, 04:33:46 pm
Quote
A semi-french start on a one move campus problem, doesn't sound like classic or 8A to me.

Don't worry, all is revealed when you do the move. It's pure magic.

I lower on, meaning my leg swings in but I then use the outswing to initiate the move. I couldn't do it if I killed the swing. That video looks fine to me, obviously the left foot on sequence then double catch à la Jerry is better but it's not like he's jumping off the block like I've seen some do.

Agreed (in general, not done this one). I think a problem can be totally classic if the move(s) are incredible, but most other things about it are objectively not classic.

And vice versa there are plenty of problems where everything else (location, line, rock quality, etc.) is pure class but the actual climbing is a bit crap.

I can't see anything wrong with what that chap did either. It certainly doesn't look like he pushes with his leg at all.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on March 24, 2022, 05:11:46 pm
some just needs to put some comp tape on the start holds and on the original left foothold, that should sort everything out easy peasy.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on March 24, 2022, 07:16:16 pm
Don't worry, all is revealed when you do the move. It's pure magic.
Looks a bit board climbing for you JB!  :-\
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on March 24, 2022, 10:33:34 pm
Quote
A semi-french start on a one move campus problem, doesn't sound like classic or 8A to me.

Don't worry, all is revealed when you do the move. It's pure magic.

I lower on, meaning my leg swings in but I then use the outswing to initiate the move. I couldn't do it if I killed the swing. That video looks fine to me, obviously the left foot on sequence then double catch à la Jerry is better but it's not like he's jumping off the block like I've seen some do.
Seems we do agree about the merits of a good eliminate after all.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: CrimpyMcCrimpface on March 25, 2022, 09:49:08 am
https://youtu.be/8v7z4dQcwP8?t=32m27s

This might be a repost but 32:27- 34:10 is a spotter dab masterclass.

Showed this to the wife after laughing myself into a stupor. "Why is he tickling him?"
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on March 25, 2022, 10:51:18 am
Quote
Seems we do agree about the merits of a good eliminate after all.

Not sure either sequence can really be seen as an eliminate? For those of us without height or strength to spare the foothold is going to be worth milking. I meant better as in a great move to do - rather than obviously superior ethically. That would be harder argument to make but if it looks and feels better it probably is. Dave did both methods in front of a failing Megos so might have the definitive view on whether humiliating a megastar feels better with a foot on or without.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on March 25, 2022, 01:29:25 pm
I wasn't serious. I'm sure I'd be a huge fan of The Joker by either method if I ever did the problem.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: remus on April 04, 2022, 10:58:56 am
The lesser spotted sport climbing dab.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B42blPsord7/
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Banana finger on April 04, 2022, 11:58:07 am
The lesser spotted sport climbing dab.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B42blPsord7/

Back around lass  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: haydn jones on April 09, 2022, 06:31:50 pm
https://youtu.be/eP8VjzWNVI0
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: GCW on April 09, 2022, 10:23:14 pm
Since when was that called “Teflon Traverse”?
When did it start a few moves in?
I must be getting old :lol:

https://youtu.be/Y5jEbCYY4Lo
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on April 09, 2022, 10:35:17 pm
But it was easier back in the day with the power of the magical anasazi verdes, so swings and round abouts I recon
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on April 13, 2022, 01:01:38 pm
https://youtu.be/CFDe2RM1Oo4
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on April 13, 2022, 01:08:08 pm
https://youtu.be/CFDe2RM1Oo4

Superb. The sapling, the pad, the fact its filmed directly facing the setting sun so you can't see whats going on. Art.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on April 13, 2022, 01:16:02 pm
Rare to see a problem with a second sit start halfway through.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on April 13, 2022, 07:06:07 pm
I am pleased to see we have rolled out this springs sacrificial lambs, such disgusting behaviour, Torquemada and the inquisition are aware and their agents are in motion. My hope is that these heretics will be rounded up and suitably punished{probably killed} while the righteous Dab police tiptoe away to fiddle with themselves in the small cupboard under the stairs.  :devangel:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on April 14, 2022, 09:02:49 am
Glad you take this thread in the humorous way it is intended...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on April 15, 2022, 07:43:35 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=181itRBaEss

i've replayed this more times than i should have, because i just could not believe he would take this, as he bailed on a few attempts early on.
the hand the foot slap the rock at almost the same time. but the foot slaps the wrong rock
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Carliios on April 15, 2022, 08:40:40 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=181itRBaEss

i've replayed this more times than i should have, because i just could not believe he would take this, as he bailed on a few attempts early on.
the hand the foot slap the rock at almost the same time. but the foot slaps the wrong rock

He’s notorious. We had a good chuckle watching his beta videos when we were in font last
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on April 15, 2022, 10:04:55 pm
I like the fact that he films himself brushing his ticks off to prove he has the strongest of ethics  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on April 16, 2022, 06:49:21 am
To be fair, even of he's keen on a good dab, it doesn't really effect anyone else. Brushing tick marks off should always be appreciated.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on April 16, 2022, 06:51:59 am
To his credit, he seems to have done, and filmed, almost every 7th grade problem in Font. Every time I look something up it seems there's a video of him doing it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on April 16, 2022, 07:33:33 am
i think it's great that he is doing exactly what he wants, to climb as many 7's in fontainebleau as possible. i believe (but i'm not sure) he moved there from belgium to do just that.
i could go as far as saying he's living the/my dream.
it still hurts a little when i see him dabbing though, maybe it is because i care too much.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on April 16, 2022, 03:43:33 pm
Good News Dabby brethrin, i am exhausted{not the news but a bi-product} from my journey/quest to seek out and destroy this Filip character for his blatant indiscretions.
In the early hours of the morn i slipped quietly from my Highland home, travelling many hours by car and plane across the cold sea to the land of cheese, wine and non existent footholdery.
The next day dawned and i awaited for our prey in the shaded blocs of Gorge Aux Chats, hours past and he did not appear
{the bastard}.
The next day dawned and i awaited for our prey in the shaded blocs of Gorge Aux Chats, hours past and he did not appear
{the bastard}.
The next day dawned and i awaited for our prey in the shaded blocs of Gorge Aux Chats, hours past and he did not appear
{the bastard}.
I asked about, saying i was a fan of Filip and his 85 thousand vids and found out that he was working Rocher de la Salamandre that day. It didn't take long scoping out the area to find our miscreant laid out on one of his many pads below another world class boulder.
I walked brazenly up to the admittedly tall handsome Belgian gentleman and without mercy shouted "YOU LOOK BAD IN HATS", he looked at me and his head slowly dropped admitting to me and to himself that the truth will out. 
The deed done i returned home to slide off my barbed wire knickers and indulge in another night of angel delight frog massage.

I await our next victim :devil-smiley:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy moles on April 17, 2022, 06:09:00 am
More flights of surreal lyrical whimsy please Scragrock, it complements the dab videos and makes the internet a better place.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on April 17, 2022, 05:27:32 pm
Indeed. More about waiting on a mat in the Gorge of Cats to tell people that they look bad in hats.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: remus on May 04, 2022, 07:12:33 pm
Bleau delivers again

https://youtu.be/MbZCX6PGRE8
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on May 04, 2022, 07:31:26 pm
I never understand why people put pads on boulders when they're clearly going to dab them. Do they think they're going to hurt themselves falling 2 inches onto a smooth block?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on May 05, 2022, 11:16:14 am
I never understand why people put pads on boulders when they're clearly going to dab them. Do they think they're going to hurt themselves falling 2 inches onto a smooth block?

Excellent observation Station Commander of the Dab's Will Hunt, I am left with No doubts as to the severity of your justified shamings.
As a side note and i am in No way diminishing from the Dabee's clear and disgusting flagrant ignorance of the rules as laid down by the founders in the days before digitisation.
BUT i once, a few seasons ago spent a lovely warm summers morning high above the village of Glen Brittle tootling about on the blocs of Coire Laggan. I had due to logistics and the long walk in only one pad so could not cushion the large bedrock slab behind me. Being a big boy i carried on regardless, before pulling on and concerned to protect my milky white complexion against the weak northern Sun i liberally coated my skin with factor 85k sun cream. Half way up another outstanding arete i dry{or possibly wet} fired of a crucial side pull, i hit the ground back first with a splat and just kept going, accelerating down hill as the my bodies grease coated the warm Gabbro and heather i screamed and swam in order to arrest my fall but to No avail, closing my eyes i accepted my fate and relaxed into what would be the ride of my life.
A short bumpy slide later i whizzed past the campsite at the bottom of the hill, my hopes soared and expectations rose as i realised i might slow down but again i just kept going, a family in a cheap Aldi tent swore at me as exploded through their brunch like a Ginger 50 cal bullet, a mile or so down the road and the layer of sun cream still holding strong i hit the sound barrier passing the youth hostel, at this point i was picked up on military radar and forces were put on full alert scramble for the unidentified supersonic object heading north. 
I bounced and turned down the Fairy pools eventually slowing with the spray and wash reacting with my greasy exterior the slide continued right through Carbost, turning, squirming and screaming through the old oak door of the Talisker Distillery, i came to an eventual rest in the centre of the ancient cobbles of the tasting room surrounded by the pink leather clad chapter house of Berlins Hell's Angels. Shocked and angered by the intrusion on there cultural tour of the Highlands the group of 25 placed their glasses down and minced towards me with cruel intent.

At this point i realised....."Bad time to run out of lube"
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on May 05, 2022, 06:28:37 pm
This could run for a while....     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vVqhUawYB0
No Kpote Only...with a big ground dab maybe  :worms:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on May 05, 2022, 07:01:48 pm
I think there's a glitch in the Matrix around 0:37. Was waiting for the same black cat to walk past twice.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: HaeMeS on May 05, 2022, 07:24:59 pm
He moves so quick on that specific move that time around him (and his phone) is locally dilated. Maybe somehow lowering gravity around him, enabling the move? At the same time earth keeps rotating as shown by the shadows jumping a couple of centimeters across the rock. Never imagined seeing the effects of relativity in climbing - wow! :bow: Sud-atomic sized holds maybe? The OTE cartoon BITD got that one right then. 

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: crzylgs on May 05, 2022, 08:14:56 pm
Next time he'll have to get his two attempts in quicker so the shadows don't change.

Boggles my mind someone would do that to take a tick.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on May 05, 2022, 09:11:39 pm
That's incredible, he's so clearly got his right leg on the floor for at least the gaston move and probably the whole first half. Mental.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 06, 2022, 10:27:00 am
Liking the Dabpremont and the shameless No Walking Along The Ground Only, surely the latter is a troll / spoof??
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on May 06, 2022, 10:37:09 am
On rewatching I thought it must be. But his comment seems genuine.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on May 06, 2022, 02:34:29 pm
I agree my Dabee Brethren it is clear and obvious that he has his foot on the ground even though we cant clearly or obviously see his foot. It is a trail by feel....."BURN HIM".

More importantly is No one commenting that this gentleman has been waiting in 80's Cold War East Germany to be smuggled over the wall in order to gift the West with his Soviet Secrets. {Apologies i have been rereading a lot of John Le Carre of late}
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on May 06, 2022, 02:42:21 pm
even though we cant clearly or obviously see his foot

That's not an accident.

Given that he's proudly proclaimed that the video is uncut when it is very clearly two separate pieces of climbing thrown together, it's pretty clear that it's a complete lie.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on May 06, 2022, 02:51:28 pm
even though we cant clearly or obviously see his foot

That's not an accident.

Given that he's proudly proclaimed that the video is uncut when it is very clearly two separate pieces of climbing thrown together, it's pretty clear that it's a complete lie.

Of course its a lie, what would you expect from a desperate ex operative wagering his freedom on the chance of freedom in the West.
Later when one of us finds out that it was all a fabrication we will have a solemn walk through the woods to kill our friend with a sniper rifle while he is being held for interrogation.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on May 06, 2022, 02:52:11 pm
not a complete lie, he's only partially lying.....on the ground.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on May 06, 2022, 02:57:50 pm
Later when one of us finds out that it was all a fabrication we will have a solemn walk through the woods to kill our friend with a sniper rifle while he is being held for interrogation.

A former lover, no less.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on May 06, 2022, 03:00:38 pm
Later when one of us finds out that it was all a fabrication we will have a solemn walk through the woods to kill our friend with a sniper rifle while he is being held for interrogation.

A former lover, no less.

 :clap2: Welcome to the Game Sir  :P
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on May 09, 2022, 07:59:44 pm
Sadly I can’t seem to link to the video directly, but it is the old video at the bottom of this page, not the first (Vimeo video)
https://bleau.info/beorlots/9794.html
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on May 09, 2022, 10:21:21 pm
Apart from the blatant double foot dab, he seems to have his foot on the block at the back for quite a long time...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on May 10, 2022, 09:25:27 am
I think this video also brings into question the credibility of 8a.nu as a news site. There seems to be no response to questions or criticisms on the site as to the authenticity of the ascent, which is weird. But maybe in keeping with the general low regard that 8a.nu is held in.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 10, 2022, 09:57:35 am
Just checked and it's down for maintenance. The sheer audacity of the dabbing broke the site  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mark s on May 17, 2022, 02:29:02 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/CdqE3gVDilL/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Why spot someone is is lower than if they were standing up?
Back around
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Mike Highbury on May 17, 2022, 03:01:43 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/CdqE3gVDilL/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Why spot someone is is lower than if they were standing up?
Back around

I think that this one is OK, no?

V1 has the dab, the practice; but not V2, which is the bloc.

V1- 'recherche de méthodes du crux'; V2 - 'bloc en entier'.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on May 17, 2022, 03:02:09 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/CdqE3gVDilL/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Why spot someone is is lower than if they were standing up?
Back around

Where’s the dab? Vid 1 is her rehearsing the crux and 2 is the send I think, though I can’t speak French so  :shrug:

Edit: Mike beat me to it
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on May 17, 2022, 03:25:43 pm
I can’t speak French so  :shrug:

'Allez' = keep going; 'Super' = very good.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: CapitalistPunter on May 17, 2022, 03:56:20 pm
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TpGA4mvspqQ

A subtle dab but I will take it
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on May 17, 2022, 06:00:16 pm
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TpGA4mvspqQ

A subtle dab but I will take it

Ooh that would just eat away at me :lol:

Is that you?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: CapitalistPunter on May 17, 2022, 06:21:09 pm
It is haha. Thankfully this was just a repeat to get it on video.

I didnt dab the first time (I think)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on May 17, 2022, 07:56:30 pm
Back around Jim!

https://vimeo.com/710538541
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jimpopeonarope on May 17, 2022, 08:19:04 pm
In my defence, this was a back-around go to get a vid of the beta  :ang:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: CapitalistPunter on May 17, 2022, 08:50:05 pm
In my defence, this was a back-around go to get a vid of the beta  :ang:

All is forgiven
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on May 17, 2022, 08:54:52 pm
Well you would say that! ;-)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 17, 2022, 08:57:50 pm
jimdabonapad!!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on May 17, 2022, 09:18:17 pm
In my defence, this was a back-around go to get a vid of the beta  :ang:

 :weakbench:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on May 17, 2022, 09:31:37 pm
I don’t know if this is the worst ever sit start, or dab, or both, but since there is no “shit-sits” thread I’ll leave it here
https://youtu.be/jcUjcp5ILsA
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 17, 2022, 09:36:19 pm
La Chauff-DABS!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: UnkArl on May 17, 2022, 10:44:51 pm
Spectacular!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on July 03, 2022, 04:33:45 pm
the description on bleau info :"without touching the back boulder."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86eMNEqr0bE
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on July 05, 2022, 09:53:43 pm
Lost count

https://youtu.be/OMFrJB0tvJE
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Carliios on July 10, 2022, 03:00:52 pm
incredible and obvious step on the floor on that first cut loose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja8YJrRUlGw
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on July 17, 2022, 11:40:03 pm
Lost count

https://youtu.be/OMFrJB0tvJE

Spotter's expression that passes his face at 42 seconds in says it all
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: CapitalistPunter on July 18, 2022, 01:03:04 am
 :lol:
Lost count

https://youtu.be/OMFrJB0tvJE
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on October 06, 2022, 11:46:03 am
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjXMClStVvg/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on November 07, 2022, 04:55:25 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85E9XCYO7tQ&ab_channel=TimG

Stumbled upon this one. Superb.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: edshakey on November 07, 2022, 05:16:06 pm
When you want to climb the stand and the sit at the same time
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Blue Boy on December 14, 2022, 03:02:02 pm
Screaming at my telly https://youtu.be/Q5ZFtHwvweI?t=1555
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 14, 2022, 03:04:37 pm
That's a very slinky stroke down the thigh  :lets_do_it_wild:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on December 16, 2022, 12:01:39 pm
https://youtu.be/ysmt8CUQOGk?t=06m58s

Dabs for stand and extension. Followed by failed attempts at climbing Toit de Cul de Chien in the pouring rain with water dripping from every orifice in the rock. A hellscape of a climbing video.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on December 16, 2022, 12:21:46 pm
if you turn the volume up at the 7:13 or so mark you can just about hear the dab.

At least anything fragile on the TdCdC has either been knocked off or chipped off long ago.

Hellscape on so many levels.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on December 16, 2022, 12:43:21 pm
Why did no-one issue a warning about the slacklining?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 16, 2022, 12:54:21 pm
Wait, they're dabbing on the slacklining now??  :ohmy:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on December 16, 2022, 02:37:48 pm
Why did no-one issue a warning about the slacklining?

Surely that's implicit in the Hellscape comment. Warning, also contains driving to the crag footage, and pieces to camera.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on December 16, 2022, 03:02:31 pm
I feel like it's worse because I recognise them as being Yorkshire locals who I would have thought should know better!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on December 16, 2022, 03:21:00 pm
Have your comments angered them to hide the vid or is it my stateside location preventing me enjoying the hellscape  :boohoo:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on December 16, 2022, 03:37:41 pm
Yep been made private. Hopefully lesson learned!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on December 16, 2022, 03:52:54 pm
I feel like it's worse because I recognise them as being Yorkshire locals who I would have thought should know better!

Name and shame!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Scouse D on December 16, 2022, 08:31:44 pm
https://youtu.be/4f0EwBvWEHk
Classic
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Teaboy on December 16, 2022, 11:35:07 pm
Yep been made private. Hopefully lesson learned!

Let that be a lesson to all of us, bullying does work
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on December 17, 2022, 08:42:01 am
Yep been made private. Hopefully lesson learned!

Let that be a lesson to all of us, bullying awareness and education does work
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: UnkArl on February 01, 2023, 10:37:55 pm
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoIdcnbDRhe/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= (https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoIdcnbDRhe/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: chrisbrooke on February 01, 2023, 10:51:56 pm
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoIdcnbDRhe/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= (https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoIdcnbDRhe/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
Lol. I knew this vid would end up here in short order.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Ross Barker on February 02, 2023, 07:18:36 am
You know, I didn't think that was particularly bad, it might just be the loose clothing making it look worse.

If it's a dabby problem for someone who's 5'1, even with a thin blubber pad, then I know I'd struggle!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on February 02, 2023, 07:59:23 am
I'm baffled by the bouldering in massive knee brace look.

Takes me right back to my PCL surgery.

I don't remember there ever being a time that I felt like the knee brace really did enough that I could boulder in it! (I.e. by the time I had enough ROM / strength to even consider bouldering I'd had the brace off a good few months.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 02, 2023, 08:26:02 am
It could be a Moncler accessory?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 02, 2023, 09:18:07 am
Very good  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: steveri on February 02, 2023, 10:14:14 am
It's the Roborockover, mk1 is going cheap on Sports Pursuit right now.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on February 06, 2023, 03:00:28 pm
What's the excessive padstack equivalent of a dab?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoSrNaCjkeQ/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on February 06, 2023, 03:51:25 pm
Filth:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoTYWPmNsDl/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: reeve on February 06, 2023, 03:55:49 pm
What's the excessive padstack equivalent of a dab?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoSrNaCjkeQ/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks to me like she's using the normal starting holds with straight arms from where she's sat? If so, it would seem rather harsh to think she should be starting any lower!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Mike Highbury on February 06, 2023, 04:53:54 pm
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks to me like she's using the normal starting holds with straight arms from where she's sat? If so, it would seem rather harsh to think she should be starting any lower!

Straight arms or arms out straight?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: reeve on February 06, 2023, 11:04:28 pm
Feeling like the new Scragrock here... but if someone's 5'1 (says so in this post: https://www.instagram.com/p/CoUmKjYDkFV/) then I'm not going to resent them stacking a couple of extra pads.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: teestub on February 07, 2023, 09:08:39 am

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks to me like she's using the normal starting holds with straight arms from where she's sat? If so, it would seem rather harsh to think she should be starting any lower!

^ this!

Just because you can reach most stand start handholds from sitting Bradders 😜
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: shark on February 07, 2023, 09:15:15 am
As Bonjoyous has pointed out a couple of times, sit starts should be defined (and described) by the starting holds rather than number of mats you are allowed to sit on.

Edit: applies to stand starts too
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on February 07, 2023, 09:59:49 am
There should be a grade threshold for publically calling out dabs and other such unethical practices. E.g. >6C and a climber should know better; <6C and they are off-the-hook*.

*The cut-off is of course modifiable based on the climbers level of self-promotion. I propose losing 1 grade from your threshold for every green tick or hashtag on your social media post, hence Bradders is well justified here. Science.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: T_B on February 07, 2023, 10:17:59 am
Feels like this thread should go the way of DFB.

Or rename it “Frustrated Dads who like to criticise”. You could then just slag off anyone who didn’t fit your ‘rules’, be it beginners dabbing or women who are too short to reach the starting holds.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on February 07, 2023, 10:26:46 am
I think everyone's just having a laugh, T_B.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on February 07, 2023, 11:14:17 am
Seems to be a few videos from girls on grit getting called out at the moment, and I'm not sure calling out a group that are probably marginalised in terms of outdoor climbing is the way to go, even if people are just having a laugh.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on February 07, 2023, 11:57:57 am
Seems to be a few videos from girls on grit getting called out at the moment, and I'm not sure calling out a group that are probably marginalised in terms of outdoor climbing is the way to go, even if people are just having a laugh.

That would be a problem, but I just went back a few pages and only 3 out of the last 12 posts were about women.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Steve R on February 07, 2023, 02:17:13 pm
Seems to be a few videos from girls on grit getting called out at the moment, and I'm not sure calling out a group that are probably marginalised in terms of outdoor climbing is the way to go, even if people are just having a laugh.

That would be a problem, but I just went back a few pages and only 3 out of the last 12 posts were about women.

Cue the tautological 'the fact that you're denying there's a problem is itself part of the problem' type arguments.  Easier to just get on hymn sheet - you're a bad man.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 07, 2023, 02:20:12 pm
I've climbed, briefly, with Pam (mountainremedy) and I expect that some folks will be getting their heads kicked in soon. She's got mates in the Pinnacle Club. They're going to sort you out  :boxing:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on February 07, 2023, 03:30:09 pm
Seems to be a few videos from girls on grit getting called out at the moment, and I'm not sure calling out a group that are probably marginalised in terms of outdoor climbing is the way to go, even if people are just having a laugh.

That would be a problem, but I just went back a few pages and only 3 out of the last 12 posts were about women.

Cue the tautological 'the fact that you're denying there's a problem is itself part of the problem' type arguments.  Easier to just get on hymn sheet - you're a bad man.

On reflection, I take back both my previous posts.

Clearly my first post about grade thresholds was not serious in the slightest, and in the 2nd one I offered no opinion, just counting; however, I don't want to be a part of any barriers to women in climbing, or even just their enjoyment of this forum.

I'm confident that no one in this thread means ill harm. Many of us know each other, so piss taking and arguing amongst ourselves is fine, but it shouldn't be directed towards strangers in minority groups (in climbing). There will of course be some exceptions - if a mega WAD like Janja dabs while cruising Burden of Dreams she would rightly be called out, but perhaps threads like this don't belong in 2023.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on February 07, 2023, 03:35:57 pm
Filth:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoTYWPmNsDl/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Does the thread not exist for things like this?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: teestub on February 07, 2023, 04:04:12 pm
That’s is a stonker, as is the posing as a question and the unrepentant attitude!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on February 08, 2023, 11:29:39 am

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks to me like she's using the normal starting holds with straight arms from where she's sat? If so, it would seem rather harsh to think she should be starting any lower!

^ this!

Just because you can reach most stand start handholds from sitting Bradders

Haha

Sorry I missed this yesterday. Genuine question; I thought the sit went from the big jugs lower down? As in the holds just above where she has her foot to start. Hence why I called it out. It's been a while but I remember them being big holds, easily reached by all from a single pad.

Happy to be corrected.

Seems to be a few videos from girls on grit getting called out at the moment, and I'm not sure calling out a group that are probably marginalised in terms of outdoor climbing is the way to go, even if people are just having a laugh.

Interesting thought. Personally though I don't see why simply being female (or part of any other group or identity) should prevent discussion about the style of an ascent. That speaks to the idea that people who come from the same societal group have the same experiences, which simply isn't true, and is really quite patronising.

But honestly, I just thought she'd started too high.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 08, 2023, 11:36:06 am
Bradders has a point. Once a video pops up of someone breaking the rules then everyone copies it. Pointing out the error is the only way to try and address that. I'm not sure whether that applies to this problem as I can't remember. To be honest if you have to start making rules beyond just "start sitting" then it's probably a crap problem.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 08, 2023, 11:57:27 am
Bradders has a point. Once a video pops up of someone breaking the rules then everyone copies it. Pointing out the error is the only way to try and address that. I'm not sure whether that applies to this problem as I can't remember. To be honest if you have to start making rules beyond just "start sitting" then it's probably a crap problem.

That happened with Blue 48 at Froggatt, sirlockoff put up a video starting with higher hands due to his height and then everyone started stacking pads so they could start it from there and then people started trying to downgrade it even though it’s meant to start on worse, lower hands.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on February 08, 2023, 12:14:22 pm
Noticed in the Brione guidebook they have a section on climbing rules, including 'a sit-start means the buttocks are the last part of the body to leave the ground'. Nice work, although it doesn't suggest what to do if you can't reach the handholds.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Ross Barker on February 08, 2023, 12:43:47 pm
I think that's the main inherent issue with sit starts that don't specify holds, it's subject to the variability of height, pad thicknesses, or even the unscrupulous act of stacking some rocks where one will be sitting!

Specified holds or an obvious break are king imo, although that is at the expense of some problems with undercut starts, such as Badgers In The Mist, where getting your arse off the ground is actually a hard move! Does get a bit grey with how many pads people use to make the start a little easelier or even just to reach the holds, so for such examples it might just be that there isn't really a solution. Just have to accept that it's a bit wishy washy and people will always tend to make things as easy as possible in the game of climbing hard stuff.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on February 08, 2023, 01:50:14 pm
Think I've said this before in previous threads, IMO specified start holds are often the 'lesser evil' when it comes to a problem and its grade being as close to a level playing field as we can hope to get.
It largely answers the question of how many pads you can start off - as many as you like so long as you pull on with the 'start holds'.
It thereby allows the short to pull on, and stops the tall missing moves.
If you think it makes sense for grades to mean as close to the same thing as possible for all climbers than I think it's worth holding your nose, even if you think it makes something objectively silly (sit starts) a little bit more silly.

PS - Are females still a minority in climbing  :shrug:? How close to 50% still classes as a minority (technically males are a minority for the whole UK population at 49%)? Presumably minority has an extra dimension in this context other than strict numerical weighting. I think it's fair to say that even if females are at number terms parity with males (I'm not saying they are) that the grading system does not take them 50% into account when 'grading for the average height'  :worms:.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on February 08, 2023, 01:59:49 pm
Agreed re starting holds being defined.

As part of the outdoor climbing population I would imagine women are a minority (particularly in bouldering?)

I also think in the context of this forum the number of women on here compared to those percentages is likely low too, I highly doubt 49% of ukb active users are women!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Teaboy on February 08, 2023, 03:03:10 pm
I always assumed SDS’s were defined by the start holds (for significant problems, at least). It seems obvious therefore that mats can be used to, erm, level the playing field. Obviously the guides need to make it clear what angle of bend is allowed at the elbow to make an ascent legit…..
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: steveri on February 08, 2023, 03:35:19 pm
Think I've said this before in previous threads, IMO specified start holds are often the 'lesser evil' when it comes to a problem and its grade being as close to a level playing field as we can hope to get.
It largely answers the question of how many pads you can start off - as many as you like so long as you pull on with the 'start holds'.

I've had this debate with myself as someone inflexible and with hip twinges, it's easier off a pad for some problems. The hair shirted ethicist wants to start with cheeks on the ground-ground, the solo boulderer coward wants 2 pads for the higher moves. The compromise is sometimes one pad for the start, 2 layers for where you're likely to hit the ground from higher. It's all just having a laugh on rocks, but you have to have something to occupy the long evenings.

I get a bit annoyed by problems where the crux is using the worst greasy smears and some folded up combo of lower limbs.

Re: women, I reckon it's not infrequently they're in the majority at one wall I use. Will try and pay more attention to the data!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: chrisbrooke on February 08, 2023, 03:40:22 pm
Think I've said this before in previous threads, IMO specified start holds are often the 'lesser evil' when it comes to a problem and its grade being as close to a level playing field as we can hope to get.
It largely answers the question of how many pads you can start off - as many as you like so long as you pull on with the 'start holds'.
It thereby allows the short to pull on, and stops the tall missing moves.
If you think it makes sense for grades to mean as close to the same thing as possible for all climbers than I think it's worth holding your nose, even if you think it makes something objectively silly (sit starts) a little bit more silly.

PS - Are females still a minority in climbing  :shrug:? How close to 50% still classes as a minority (technically males are a minority for the whole UK population at 49%)? Presumably minority has an extra dimension in this context other than strict numerical weighting. I think it's fair to say that even if females are at number terms parity with males (I'm not saying they are) that the grading system does not take them 50% into account when 'grading for the average height'  :worms:.

While, you're here then, should Blue 48 start from a low arete pinch then, before slapping up to the decent looking RH edge?
Also, should you be rocking over onto the slab or laying off the arete towards the right?
Not tried it yet, but may as well endeavour to 'get it right' when I do...
Cheers.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on February 08, 2023, 03:42:33 pm

It largely answers the question of how many pads you can start off - as many as you like so long as you the fewest necessary to pull on with the 'start holds'.


On second thoughts, the above is probably the better way to level the playing field and minimise the potential for 'milking the rules' to make life easier for yourself.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on February 08, 2023, 03:47:59 pm
Think I've said this before in previous threads, IMO specified start holds are often the 'lesser evil' when it comes to a problem and its grade being as close to a level playing field as we can hope to get.
It largely answers the question of how many pads you can start off - as many as you like so long as you pull on with the 'start holds'.
It thereby allows the short to pull on, and stops the tall missing moves.
If you think it makes sense for grades to mean as close to the same thing as possible for all climbers than I think it's worth holding your nose, even if you think it makes something objectively silly (sit starts) a little bit more silly.

PS - Are females still a minority in climbing  :shrug:? How close to 50% still classes as a minority (technically males are a minority for the whole UK population at 49%)? Presumably minority has an extra dimension in this context other than strict numerical weighting. I think it's fair to say that even if females are at number terms parity with males (I'm not saying they are) that the grading system does not take them 50% into account when 'grading for the average height'  :worms:.

While, you're here then, should Blue 48 start from a low arete pinch then, before slapping up to the decent looking RH edge?
Also, should you be rocking over onto the slab or laying off the arete towards the right?
Not tried it yet, but may as well endeavour to 'get it right' when I do...
Cheers.
Yes, rh low pinch on arete (i.e. below the edge), lh thin undercut. The footblock out right isn't used (obviously).
I topped it going left at the top but it was a scrittle grovel. Any topout is legit in my book. Just stay off the ledges out right for the climbing up to the lip.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: chrisbrooke on February 08, 2023, 03:50:32 pm
Cheers Jon.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: webbo on February 08, 2023, 04:56:55 pm
Can you you use an extra pad for every joint you’ve had replaced.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on February 08, 2023, 05:07:48 pm
The problem with designated start holds and variable mat positions is that it sometimes allows better feet positions, for example; AWOL at Tintagel, same start holds, harder with low mats, more mattage allows a heel hook start which is easier. Verdict at Curvier Rampart, same start holds, more mats, higher foot easier, low mats much harder first move. These are just two problems I'm familiar with, which are affected by mat heights. Apologies for rubbish sentences and a caveat that I'm not all that bothered either, but if I do get to Font again  I will utilise this more mats approach 😀
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on February 10, 2023, 12:16:26 am
That's why I changed my original statement to the minimum number of pads required to reach the start holds. Adding extra pads after that is milking the rules to make things easier.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Droyd on February 10, 2023, 10:20:45 am
I find it really interesting that, in a pastime that revolves around seeking out arbitrary challenge and difficulty - finding the hardest sequence of moves up a piece of rock rather than the easier one, or even walking around - the people who set these challenges (both FAs and 'the community' as a whole, in terms of there being consensus on things) end up talking about the rules and stopping people from taking the piss. Imagine if you stumbled on a running forum and there was a thread discussing the issue of hundred-metre sprinters sneakily moving the markers for running tracks so as to not have to run as far, and the efforts that people were making to prevent that in the interest of maintaining the integrity of running as a sport/pursuit.

I'm quite torn about the broad issue of 'calling out': on the one hand I am a piece of shit and love gossip and slagging and frequently send mates links to videos with frivolous 'infractions' so that we can sn**ger in private, and do to an extent feel that if someone claims to have done a specific route or problem and they patently haven't (because it doesn't start there, doesn't use those holds, they dabbed) then they just haven't done it. However I also know, deep down, that what other people do has no bearing on me, and dislike the culture of publicly calling people out and telling them that they haven't done it 'to be helpful' or because they 'need to know'. A friend of mine  started a YouTube channel and recently posted a video showing her climbing multiple things that consensus would suggest aren't the grades she wrote down from the guide/UKC, and she got one of those 'helpful' comments pointing this out in a way that I really didn't think there was any need for, and which I know she found it quite upsetting.

Ultimately I think I'm only in favour of it because it scratches that bitchy, slagging-people-off itch that I know I have but is extremely gross, and because doing it via social media allows you to pretend that you're not bringing down a real person and their achievements (which, regardless of how unimpressive they are to you, that person was proud enough of to choose to share them with others - I say this because I think it's much more common for people to punch 'downwards' and call out people climbing lower grades than the reverse). And to be clear whenever I see a new post on this thread I instantly click on it because I bloody love feeling smug and superior to others. But when I do remember that the subject of my sense of smugness has feelings I feel a bit gross, and I don't really see how any lofty ideals relating to the importance of preventing grade inflation, or ensuring that a specific sequence of movements up a particular piece of rock isn't altered such that the majority of people take the path of less resistance, is more important than generally being encouraging and inclusive.

After all, what does it actually matter to any of us? They're only kidding themselves.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on February 10, 2023, 10:41:58 am
Droyd - sounds like the problem for you is just the public shaming and I'd say that's how it is for me with some exceptions (e.g. when punching up or it's someone you know then it's more likely to be ok). I'd still laugh at a beginner dabbing and starting on the wrong holds in a private conversation. This is similar to pub talk that I wouldn't repeat at work or in font of my kids.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on February 10, 2023, 11:15:48 am
They're only kidding themselves.
This assumes that they haven't logged it somewhere and posted on social media. If either of those happen then they're not only kidding themselves, obviously.

I'm intrigued by what your friend found upsetting? The nature of the way the information was delivered, or the information itself? I can sympathize with the former (I guess this is in line with what Liam is saying), but not really with the latter. Or at least I can see that the latter might be upsetting but that doesn't mean that the information shouldn't be delivered; I'd find it upsetting if Stu downgraded all my hard routes, but it makes sense to know what consensus is - if I don't care about grades then I won't care and if I do then I should know what others' opinions are surely?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: GazM on February 10, 2023, 11:31:33 am
Not sure what your getting at with the running analogy Droyd. In that case it would feel fully justified to see people slagging the cheating runners, no?
As for dabbing, as I see it, if someone is posting something on the Internet with a name and/or grade then they're 'opting in' to playing the game within the generally accepted rules. If you break the rules it's fair for people to let you know, so long as they do it in a friendly way.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 10, 2023, 12:10:01 pm
They're only kidding themselves.
This assumes that they haven't logged it somewhere and posted on social media. If either of those happen then they're not only kidding themselves, obviously.

I'm intrigued by what your friend found upsetting? The nature of the way the information was delivered, or the information itself? I can sympathize with the former (I guess this is in line with what Liam is saying), but not really with the latter. Or at least I can see that the latter might be upsetting but that doesn't mean that the information shouldn't be delivered; I'd find it upsetting if Stu downgraded all my hard routes, but it makes sense to know what consensus is - if I don't care about grades then I won't care and if I do then I should know what others' opinions are surely?

I believe this is a reference to a comment I left on her video which said “unfortunately this has been downgraded to 6C” - and was regarding truffle pig. I’ve since deleted the comment as like David mentions I felt bad leaving the comment after the replies I got from her and David but I was just making sure she was aware and wasn’t trying to be a knob. People regularly tell me when stuff I climb has been downgraded and that’s fine, it’s also why I don’t really post videos with grades in them anymore.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on February 10, 2023, 02:05:33 pm
Droyd - Don't fool yourself. Dabbers don't have feelings, whether that be feelings of shame or the sensation of a microsecond foot plant.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Droyd on February 10, 2023, 08:39:04 pm
I'm intrigued by what your friend found upsetting?

I think just the fact that it came from someone that she didn't know, and was the only thing that that person felt was worthy of comment after watching the video, given she'd put quite a lot of effort into it. Anyway, no interest in dragging Dingdong as that would count as public shaming and make me a hypocrite - and besides, I think we've all at some point failed to resist the temptation to write that sort of comment, so not a damning condemnation of him.

To anyone cool with this behaviour, here's a hypothetical: If you were at the same crag as a group of people that you didn't know and hadn't spoken to and one of them was having an attempt on a problem and, on the crux move, cut and hit the mother of all dabs, but otherwise did the problem and topped out to cheers and applause from their mates, would you go over, completely unprompted, and tell them that their ascent wasn't valid? Similarly, if you were in a pub and overheard someone at another table talking about how they'd done a route and it was their first 8a, and you knew that the consensus was that the route is actually a soft 7c+ since a hold fell off, would you feel the need, having not been asked, to tell them? I may be wrong but I genuinely believe that the percentage of people who would do either of those things is far smaller than that of people who would say the same things in a YouTube comment or forum post, despite the fact that the outcome is the same in terms of bringing the achievement into question. And so if you wouldn't do it in person, whether because of social norms, fear of repercussions, or not wanting to be a nob, why is doing it online okay?

Obviously this gets into all kinds of issues relating to the internet and anonymity, but I think it's an important point given a) there's always a real person on the other end of a social-media account and b) that person might be part of a group that is marginalised in the context of climbing and feel even more marginalised as a result of being told that they're 'doing it wrong'. It's patently obvious to UKB posters why a dabbed ascent doesn't count but isn't some sort of universal truth given the arbitrary nature of climbing, so being mocked for not knowing what is genuinely an unwritten rule (so unwritten that this thread is approaching 1000 replies and has posts mocking people for dabbing while climbing eighth-grade problems) might be water off a duck's back for some and a big fat 'fuck off, you're not welcome' to others. The nasty comments on the Girls on Grit posts might mean that fewer videos are posted (anecdotally, my girlfriend said that were she in a position to be recording herself bouldering she wouldn't bother submitting videos in light of that), which might in turn mean fewer women seeing those videos and bouldering outdoors at all.

I disagree with the idea that the information 'needs' to be delivered, and am interested in why; what does it matter to you if someone else dabs, starts off a bunch of stacked mats, or takes the higher, incorrect grade? With that last one even if they take the grade knowing full well that it's soft, how does that affect anyone but them? Yes it might give them false confidence and ultimately slow down their development, but if helping someone to avoid that and generally making sure people start in the right places and off the right number of mats are the best things you might achieve, and marginalising them and making them feel like they shouldn't be climbing is the worst, is it really worth it? To be clear, I agree with Liam - sharing a knowing look with your mate if you're at the crag or sending a screenshot and taking the piss in private are fine, and even some of the finer things in life - but doing so publicly is, like the 'Dead Fit Birds' thread mentioned a while back, really not a good look.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: webbo on February 10, 2023, 08:55:25 pm
Coming from an age before the tinterweb. I have called people out to their face over their cheating, it’s not a difficult thing to do if you believe that they are ruining an activity that’s a massive part of your life.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Droyd on February 10, 2023, 09:28:10 pm
Coming from an age before the tinterweb. I have called people out to their face over their cheating, it’s not a difficult thing to do if you believe that they are ruining an activity that’s a massive part of your life.


I'm genuinely interested, what is it about this that you feel ruins climbing for you?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 10, 2023, 10:15:39 pm
They're only kidding themselves.
This assumes that they haven't logged it somewhere and posted on social media. If either of those happen then they're not only kidding themselves, obviously.

I'm intrigued by what your friend found upsetting? The nature of the way the information was delivered, or the information itself? I can sympathize with the former (I guess this is in line with what Liam is saying), but not really with the latter. Or at least I can see that the latter might be upsetting but that doesn't mean that the information shouldn't be delivered; I'd find it upsetting if Stu downgraded all my hard routes, but it makes sense to know what consensus is - if I don't care about grades then I won't care and if I do then I should know what others' opinions are surely?
:agree:
Sounds like your (Droyd's) friend could benefit in being less wrapped up in grades (as indeed could most people). They got an experience and challenge they wanted, and surely that happened regardless of which number is attached to it??

Going back to the original kerfuffle:

Feels like this thread should go the way of DFB.

Or rename it “Frustrated Dads who like to criticise”. You could then just slag off anyone who didn’t fit your ‘rules’, be it beginners dabbing or women who are too short to reach the starting holds.

Looks more like one person - who can easily be ignored because they're a gigantalope - posted questioning a bouncy castle pad stack and immediately got smacked down by almost everyone, so it doesn't seem like much of a thread-wide vendetta against women who can't reach the holds (backed up by LH98's proportional analysis - ffs don't back down Liam just because you pointed out some common bloody sense!). Not sure it's overly focused on beginners either unless every beginner climbs in the 7s these days before realising the ground isn't in...

Either way I confirm Will's assertion that I wouldn't fuck with @mountainremedy , knowing her in person!!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 10, 2023, 10:26:16 pm
To anyone cool with this behaviour, here's a hypothetical: If you were at the same crag as a group of people that you didn't know and hadn't spoken to and one of them was having an attempt on a problem and, on the crux move, cut and hit the mother of all dabs, but otherwise did the problem and topped out to cheers and applause from their mates, would you go over, completely unprompted, and tell them that their ascent wasn't valid? Similarly, if you were in a pub and overheard someone at another table talking about how they'd done a route and it was their first 8a, and you knew that the consensus was that the route is actually a soft 7c+ since a hold fell off, would you feel the need, having not been asked, to tell them? I may be wrong but I genuinely believe that the percentage of people who would do either of those things is far smaller than that of people who would say the same things in a YouTube comment or forum post, despite the fact that the outcome is the same in terms of bringing the achievement into question. And so if you wouldn't do it in person, whether because of social norms, fear of repercussions, or not wanting to be a nob, why is doing it online okay?
The difference is that doing it online is doing it in response to someone choosing to publicly broadcast what they are doing - complete with dabs and inflated grades - to a potentially very wide audience. IF the mother of all dabs topped out to cheers and applause from several hundred people, the temptation to tell them their ascent was invalid would be pretty strong. IF the person in the pub was inflating their soft 7c+ to 8a into a loudspeaker to a pub with a thousand people in, then similarly one would be tempted to tell them.

Conversely, I think it would be fine to politely mention the real situation (the pads aren't in, a hold loss has changed the grade) to these people in person in the real situations you described. Why not?? Don't be rude about it, just be informative. It's a communal activity, not done in isolation, there are norms of what ascents are. A few times I've done a problem and been confused about the line and a partner has scoured the internet to find out "the flake isn't in" or "it starts on the crap slopers 2 inches below the obvious jug" and I can usually just accept it and say "well I will take Problem Whatever Natural Version at a lower grade (and higher stars)".

Basically, just climb the fucking rocks using the best info you have, don't use the pads / spotter / ground / trees for aid, don't get too wrapped up in sodding grades and numbers other bullshit trophies, and if you post something publicly where the entirity of Planet fucking Earth can see it then be prepared for corrections if they're needed as well as insta-likes / page views / subs / dribbling sycophantic praise and whatever else.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on February 10, 2023, 11:00:45 pm
Personally I think folk should post comments when they see vids titled as ascents of problems, but the climber has not followed a rule by which the prob is defined.
These days people massively rely on video beta, to the extent that they often don't read the description of the problem. So bad beta propagates and quickly becomes the default beta, especially if it also happens to be easier than doing the actual problem.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Teaboy on February 10, 2023, 11:11:33 pm
Similarly, if you were in a pub and overheard someone at another table talking about how they'd done a route and it was their first 8a, and you knew that the consensus was that the route is actually a soft 7c+ since a hold fell off, would you feel the need, having not been asked, to tell them?

They’d fucking know already, let’s not kid ourselves!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Droyd on February 11, 2023, 10:46:48 am
Interesting, thoughtful replies - cheers all. I should note that I'm not trying to be a moralising bell or suggest anyone has done anything wrong - it's more the case that, because I've been chatting with people about this over the last couple of days and had my mind changed on things, I feel like it's a debate worth having.

I disagree with Fiend's ‘loudspeaker’ idea - that anything that one puts online is being publicly broadcast and thus can and should be critiqued if it contains incorrect information - as I think that many people don’t actually use social media in that way. I think that, in general, when people post on their social-media pages they’re doing so to show off to their mates rather than to tell the world what they’ve done, and pages like Girls on Grit are intended to share ideas and encourage broader participation within relatively small communities. Obviously there can be exceptions (I’m under no illusion as to the goal of someone starting a climbing-based YouTube channel with clickbait thumbnails, for example) in terms of people posting in order to obtain “dribbling sycophantic praise” from not just their friends but a wider population, but I think that for the most part sticking a post with your send footy up on Instagram is the digital equivalent of going down to the pub and quietly but perhaps not all that humbly informing your mates what you’ve been up to, rather than whipping out a loudspeaker and telling the whole pub. Obviously loads of people are self-publicising little toads who spray #climbingismypassion tags all over the place and engage in a bunch of similarly crass networking behaviours, but I’m inclined to try and see those people as a minority and ignore them.

Insofar as I can tell from the outside (and if I’m being a wanker about this by being a man telling women about the purpose of the group that they’ve made then do let me know) pages like Girls on Grit are the digital equivalents of women’s night at the bouldering wall - somewhere where women can engage with climbing away from men. But because it’s an Instagram page rather than a physically delimited space anyone can wander in and look and even comment, and because of that the post that kicked all of this off has a series of comments from a bloke accusing the climber of dishonesty and talking absolute bollocks (apparently stacking mats specifically affects whether you can claim a flash - link for anyone that is confused as to what I’m on about: https://www.instagram.com/p/CoUmKjYDkFV/). And whether or not the climber in the video can hold her own or beat the shit out of any one of us, that comment thread has probably been seen by women who followed the Girls on Grit page specifically because they wanted to be part of a community where men didn’t butt in and tell them that they were doing it wrong, and it’s happened anyway. They’ve done the digital equivalent of go to women’s night at the wall and a bloke has barged his way in, sprinted up to the group that got together specifically to avoid him, and sprayed them with unwanted beta and told them that they’re doing really well for girls. That’s the understanding I’ve got from chatting to a couple of women about this over the last couple of days, but it’d be great if any women reading this thread could add their thoughts so as to avoid the obvious pitfall of men telling women how they should feel.

I like shitting on people for being self-promoting losers as much as anyone (except maybe Fiend), and I get as wound up as anyone by people starting things wrong and taking the grade and all of that nonsense. But I think things like this show that there are real problems with calling people out publicly, and that how something is intended and how it is experienced can be very different. I agree in principle that telling people that they’re wrong should be perfectly reasonable, and that if it’s done in a polite and friendly way with an intention to be helpful and informative rather than put someone down then it would ideally be received as such - and if it isn’t then the recipient probably needs to work on things themselves. But saying that it’s a reasonable thing to do because you do it with tact and empathy legitimises the behaviour as a whole and means that less considerate people do it but without the tact and empathy, and if the result of that is that people feel that climbing isn’t for them then I think we need to bin the whole thing off.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 11, 2023, 10:47:33 am
I'm intrigued by what your friend found upsetting?

I think just the fact that it came from someone that she didn't know, and was the only thing that that person felt was worthy of comment after watching the video, given she'd put quite a lot of effort into it. Anyway, no interest in dragging Dingdong as that would count as public shaming and make me a hypocrite - and besides, I think we've all at some point failed to resist the temptation to write that sort of comment, so not a damning condemnation of him.

To anyone cool with this behaviour, here's a hypothetical: If you were at the same crag as a group of people that you didn't know and hadn't spoken to and one of them was having an attempt on a problem and, on the crux move, cut and hit the mother of all dabs, but otherwise did the problem and topped out to cheers and applause from their mates, would you go over, completely unprompted, and tell them that their ascent wasn't valid? Similarly, if you were in a pub and overheard someone at another table talking about how they'd done a route and it was their first 8a, and you knew that the consensus was that the route is actually a soft 7c+ since a hold fell off, would you feel the need, having not been asked, to tell them? I may be wrong but I genuinely believe that the percentage of people who would do either of those things is far smaller than that of people who would say the same things in a YouTube comment or forum post, despite the fact that the outcome is the same in terms of bringing the achievement into question. And so if you wouldn't do it in person, whether because of social norms, fear of repercussions, or not wanting to be a nob, why is doing it online okay?

Obviously this gets into all kinds of issues relating to the internet and anonymity, but I think it's an important point given a) there's always a real person on the other end of a social-media account and b) that person might be part of a group that is marginalised in the context of climbing and feel even more marginalised as a result of being told that they're 'doing it wrong'. It's patently obvious to UKB posters why a dabbed ascent doesn't count but isn't some sort of universal truth given the arbitrary nature of climbing, so being mocked for not knowing what is genuinely an unwritten rule (so unwritten that this thread is approaching 1000 replies and has posts mocking people for dabbing while climbing eighth-grade problems) might be water off a duck's back for some and a big fat 'fuck off, you're not welcome' to others. The nasty comments on the Girls on Grit posts might mean that fewer videos are posted (anecdotally, my girlfriend said that were she in a position to be recording herself bouldering she wouldn't bother submitting videos in light of that), which might in turn mean fewer women seeing those videos and bouldering outdoors at all.

I disagree with the idea that the information 'needs' to be delivered, and am interested in why; what does it matter to you if someone else dabs, starts off a bunch of stacked mats, or takes the higher, incorrect grade? With that last one even if they take the grade knowing full well that it's soft, how does that affect anyone but them? Yes it might give them false confidence and ultimately slow down their development, but if helping someone to avoid that and generally making sure people start in the right places and off the right number of mats are the best things you might achieve, and marginalising them and making them feel like they shouldn't be climbing is the worst, is it really worth it? To be clear, I agree with Liam - sharing a knowing look with your mate if you're at the crag or sending a screenshot and taking the piss in private are fine, and even some of the finer things in life - but doing so publicly is, like the 'Dead Fit Birds' thread mentioned a while back, really not a good look.

Personally I don’t see it much different to all the UKC logs you’ve posted where you call loads of stuff soft, usually because you’re taller and can reach holds smaller climbers can’t reach. Surely we should be thinking about all the short peoples feelings when they feel they’ve achieved something?

If you post publicly for people to see and you title your video “training to climb 7A” or “just sent my 7A project” but you’ve actually climbed a 6C then you can’t be mad if someone publicly replies to your public video and let’s you know that what you’ve climbed isn’t actually 7A. And again, the way I wrote it wasn’t even rude or mean so not much dragging to be done tbh.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Droyd on February 11, 2023, 11:17:23 am
I'm intrigued by what your friend found upsetting?

I think just the fact that it came from someone that she didn't know, and was the only thing that that person felt was worthy of comment after watching the video, given she'd put quite a lot of effort into it. Anyway, no interest in dragging Dingdong as that would count as public shaming and make me a hypocrite - and besides, I think we've all at some point failed to resist the temptation to write that sort of comment, so not a damning condemnation of him.

To anyone cool with this behaviour, here's a hypothetical: If you were at the same crag as a group of people that you didn't know and hadn't spoken to and one of them was having an attempt on a problem and, on the crux move, cut and hit the mother of all dabs, but otherwise did the problem and topped out to cheers and applause from their mates, would you go over, completely unprompted, and tell them that their ascent wasn't valid? Similarly, if you were in a pub and overheard someone at another table talking about how they'd done a route and it was their first 8a, and you knew that the consensus was that the route is actually a soft 7c+ since a hold fell off, would you feel the need, having not been asked, to tell them? I may be wrong but I genuinely believe that the percentage of people who would do either of those things is far smaller than that of people who would say the same things in a YouTube comment or forum post, despite the fact that the outcome is the same in terms of bringing the achievement into question. And so if you wouldn't do it in person, whether because of social norms, fear of repercussions, or not wanting to be a nob, why is doing it online okay?

Obviously this gets into all kinds of issues relating to the internet and anonymity, but I think it's an important point given a) there's always a real person on the other end of a social-media account and b) that person might be part of a group that is marginalised in the context of climbing and feel even more marginalised as a result of being told that they're 'doing it wrong'. It's patently obvious to UKB posters why a dabbed ascent doesn't count but isn't some sort of universal truth given the arbitrary nature of climbing, so being mocked for not knowing what is genuinely an unwritten rule (so unwritten that this thread is approaching 1000 replies and has posts mocking people for dabbing while climbing eighth-grade problems) might be water off a duck's back for some and a big fat 'fuck off, you're not welcome' to others. The nasty comments on the Girls on Grit posts might mean that fewer videos are posted (anecdotally, my girlfriend said that were she in a position to be recording herself bouldering she wouldn't bother submitting videos in light of that), which might in turn mean fewer women seeing those videos and bouldering outdoors at all.

I disagree with the idea that the information 'needs' to be delivered, and am interested in why; what does it matter to you if someone else dabs, starts off a bunch of stacked mats, or takes the higher, incorrect grade? With that last one even if they take the grade knowing full well that it's soft, how does that affect anyone but them? Yes it might give them false confidence and ultimately slow down their development, but if helping someone to avoid that and generally making sure people start in the right places and off the right number of mats are the best things you might achieve, and marginalising them and making them feel like they shouldn't be climbing is the worst, is it really worth it? To be clear, I agree with Liam - sharing a knowing look with your mate if you're at the crag or sending a screenshot and taking the piss in private are fine, and even some of the finer things in life - but doing so publicly is, like the 'Dead Fit Birds' thread mentioned a while back, really not a good look.

Personally I don’t see it much different to all the UKC logs you’ve posted where you call loads of stuff soft, usually because you’re taller and can reach holds smaller climbers can’t reach. Surely we should be thinking about all the short peoples feelings when they feel they’ve achieved something?

If you post publicly for people to see and you title your video “training to climb 7A” or “just sent my 7A project” but you’ve actually climbed a 6C then you can’t be mad if someone publicly replies to your public video and let’s you know that what you’ve climbed isn’t actually 7A. And again, the way I wrote it wasn’t even rude or mean so not much dragging to be done tbh.

I generally try and give an honest opinion about problems and I think do better than most at acknowledging any natural advantages that I have (which basically comes down to being 5’10” but having an armspan of around 6’2”), but on reflection I'm sure if you look through the thousands of entries in my logbook you’ll find less edifying logs or instances of in-jokes that I’m sure come off as me being a prick. Apologies if anything has ever felt mean-spirited.

However, I’m not sure that the comparison is reasonable. For me the primary purpose of the UKC logbooks is to build a consensus on the difficulty of things in a more democratic way than the guidebook committees of old, as everyone has an equal opportunity to present their view. I approach YouTube/Instagram videos as inspiration for my own climbing, watching them to find things that I might want to do in the future and generally gain motivation, so grades in titles being accurate and people dabbing really doesn’t matter to me, and if someone is trying to big themselves up with likes and sycophantic comments that they might not technically ‘deserve’ then they’re welcome to those, given they don’t have any real value.

Maybe this is just a difference in perspective and I’m looking at things weirdly, but as far as I’m concerned if you’re scrolling logbook entries you’ve made an active decision to find out about other peoples’ experiences on problems, whereas the act of uploading a video documenting your experience is not a tacit invitation for anyone to comment on that experience.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: NaoB on February 11, 2023, 11:45:41 am
Interesting topic. First off, my female opinion may be slightly atypical because I'm quite tall (5'9") so I don't often experience 'shorty' issues. Therefore, I am not even going to touch on the pad stacking debate beyond acknowledging bonjoy's point that surely using the fewest necessary to reach specified start holds makes sense.

I find it really useful watching beta videos, like most of us do, because it saves a load of time and energy (and fuel!). Generally speaking, I find it extra useful watching other women's beta. We had a running joke for a while that we'd always be asking "what would Jen do?" every time we bouldered on Yorkshire grit (we miss you Jen!!). BUT.... Bad beta videos absolutely do cause others to follow suit, and we all have a responsibility to try and ensure that what we post on social media is not adding to this effect. I tend to overthink everything and often end up not posting vids of myself just in case someone might make a negative comment - this is because I have really thin skin when it comes to criticism, but also because I have assessed it myself and know in my heart of hearts that there was something questionable in there! This is mostly due to insecurity about how I look, but might be worry about taking a grade or using an unsanctioned sequence. I guess what I'm saying is that fear of the comments of others does inhibit me from sharing more content. Is that a bad thing? I honestly don't know! But it is a reality - if you publicly post content, you do have to be prepared for public critique. Occasionally, the calling out is genuinely warranted. Of course, it would be great if this could be delivered kindly, tactfully and positively. Fat chance though!

Good effort to all the 'girls on grit' for having the courage to post.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Jono.r23 on February 11, 2023, 12:30:07 pm
Hey. First post but lurking for a while. As a short person its often a struggle on gritstone climbs put up & graded by tall people. I have no shame in stacking pads to reach low start holds. Presumably tall people happily reach past cruxes and take ticks too. I absolutely love Girls On Grit, not just for empowering & enabling women but as a resource for shorties & i sincerely hope the thoughtless comments of the odd tall man doesn’t deter more contributions. It is literally a lifetime ticklist for little people!
I saw the original comment re Truffle Pig on the youtube vid mentioned and tbh it felt ouchy.. imo it might have been better just to let them see for themselves the consensus grading when logging it compared to the guide. That said, i have literally walked up to a group cheering each other on while climbing Jerrys Finish using the big jug and ruined their day. I possibly wouldn’t have done this had i not been told earlier in the day that it was soft by another random climber. Much of this issue is I think the outdated rockfax descriptions on ukc often warrant clarification. With clearer info people could make better judgements about their achievements before contributing to the proliferation of bad beta. The way we communicate info though, always worth checking yourself.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on February 11, 2023, 06:08:05 pm
Droyd - you know you can make insta profile private so you control who follows right? That's the equivalent of going to the pub and talking to your mates. Ditto posting on Facebook. Your mates should still tell you if you cheated though!

I broadly agree with Naomi and Jon.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: battery on February 11, 2023, 08:15:29 pm
I'm female. I have started a response to this thread three or four times and then decided against it. The problem is that this debate isn't a bit of a folly or a thought experiment, this is every day life and battles for me, the emotional investment in writing responses to stuff like this can be large.

Women tend to be much more cautious and self critical than men, we tend to avoid situations that can put us in a situation where we may be critiqued. Naomi I relate to everything you have said. We tend to be less confident and value ourselves less. There is science around this. Putting something out there in a space that is intended to support an encourage women and having it smacked down is only going to reinforce all those thoughts and make women less likely to post. Less visibility means less women are likely to get into the sport - we all look for people like us, it's human nature (again there are science studies around this, babies will go to the person that looks most like them).

My experience is that women's participation is increasing but I don't think I have ever been to a crag and been in the majority.

I don't have the resilience or energy to get into a huge conversation about all of this. The main thing I came here to say is if you're interested in this, go have a read of Invisible Women by Caroline Criado Perez - equality is not about numbers, it's about what assumptions are being made based on the use of male as the norm and women are simply small men.





Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on February 11, 2023, 09:09:48 pm
I disagree with Fiend's ‘loudspeaker’ idea - that anything that one puts online is being publicly broadcast and thus can and should be critiqued if it contains incorrect information - as I think that many people don’t actually use social media in that way. I think that, in general, when people post on their social-media pages they’re doing so to show off to their mates rather than to tell the world what they’ve done, …

This appears to be another of those ‘feelings versus facts’ thingies.

Fiend is factually correct. As Alex points out, if you set your social media privacy settings to ‘the whole universe can see what I post’  then you are in fact broadcasting to the whole universe. Which is what social media company x wants you to do because your posts are the product. Whatever you might feel about what are your or other peoples’ intentions for using social media.

That isn’t a criticism.


I think that for the most part sticking a post with your send footy up on Instagram is the digital equivalent of going down to the pub and quietly but perhaps not all that humbly informing your mates what you’ve been up to, rather than whipping out a loudspeaker and telling the whole pub.

I like the pub analogy. I’d liken insta/FB etc. more to a massive Wetherspoons where you’re sat with your mates telling them what you’ve been up to while the sky-sports projector projects everything you’re saying up onto the big screen next to the toilets and on all the smaller tv screens around the place.

Anyone in the pub can glance at the screens if they want and pass comment on what they see - it is in fact part of the reason they go to that particular pub, to be entertained by the content of other peoples’ lives.

In the background a narrator quietly relays other people’s comments about your non-private conversation over the sound system at a volume just loud enough for rude comments to annoy you as you try to concentrate on chatting to your mates.

Not a pub I frequent often. I prefer the dog and duck of UKB.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on February 12, 2023, 08:43:27 am
Thank you Naomi and Battery for your comments 😊
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on February 12, 2023, 08:56:56 am
I'm female. I have started a response to this thread three or four times and then decided against it. The problem is that this debate isn't a bit of a folly or a thought experiment, this is every day life and battles for me, the emotional investment in writing responses to stuff like this can be large.

Women tend to be much more cautious and self critical than men, we tend to avoid situations that can put us in a situation where we may be critiqued. Naomi I relate to everything you have said. We tend to be less confident and value ourselves less. There is science around this. Putting something out there in a space that is intended to support an encourage women and having it smacked down is only going to reinforce all those thoughts and make women less likely to post. Less visibility means less women are likely to get into the sport - we all look for people like us, it's human nature (again there are science studies around this, babies will go to the person that looks most like them).

My experience is that women's participation is increasing but I don't think I have ever been to a crag and been in the majority.

I don't have the resilience or energy to get into a huge conversation about all of this. The main thing I came here to say is if you're interested in this, go have a read of Invisible Women by Caroline Criado Perez - equality is not about numbers, it's about what assumptions are being made based on the use of male as the norm and women are simply small men.

Thanks for posting Battery. The sex of the person doing the climb wasn't something I considered at all when posting originally, and clearly I could have said it better.

Interesting note on caution; I've read recent studies which found that attitude to risk is less to do with gender, and more to do with environment. I.e. in a patriarchal society like ours it is true that women are more cautious and risk averse, whereas in matriarchal societies the opposite occurs. I think this underscores how important groups like Girls on Grit are, so I'm very sorry if I've undermined that at all.

Looks more like one person - who can easily be ignored because they're a gigantalope - posted questioning a bouncy castle pad stack and immediately got smacked down by almost everyone

We still haven't gotten to the bottom of whether she started in the right place, which was my only question albeit I admit to taking the piss with my phrasing which maybe isn't the best way of doing it. Then again, humour is often a good way of softening these things so I don't know  :shrug:

To anyone cool with this behaviour, here's a hypothetical: If you were at the same crag as a group of people that you didn't know and hadn't spoken to and one of them was having an attempt on a problem and, on the crux move, cut and hit the mother of all dabs, but otherwise did the problem and topped out to cheers and applause from their mates, would you go over, completely unprompted, and tell them that their ascent wasn't valid?

Yes, and indeed have done exactly that or very similar (may have been some chat beforehand - I don't mean I'd sprint over from the other side of the crag to yell at them). I'd like to think I've always done it in a friendly and polite way.

My problem with not calling it out is the casual erosion of standards that leads to, which I think is a massive cultural issue in the UK generally not just in climbing. As others have said, if you share things on social media with names, grades, number of goes and green ticks all round then you're signing up to a system and need to be prepared for people to criticise if you've done it wrong.

How we balance that with encouraging participation etc. is a difficult question. The idea of not raising these things with women, simply because of their sex, strikes me as incredibly patronising though.

doing so publicly is, like the 'Dead Fit Birds' thread mentioned a while back, really not a good look.

I don't get the equivalence here at all! The DFB thread was sexist and misogynistic, making out that women's only purpose in climbing is as sexual objects, whereas this thread is a discussion of climbing standards and ethics. Yes there's clearly an overlay in terms of women and participation but otherwise how are they possibly alike?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on February 12, 2023, 12:07:55 pm

We still haven't gotten to the bottom of whether she started in the right place, which was my only question albeit I admit to taking the piss with my phrasing which maybe isn't the best way of doing it. Then again, humour is often a good way of softening these things so I don't know  :shrug:


As an aside, this is very much how lads relate. I learned to improve my footwork as a youth because of relentless mickey taking by my mates when it was clumsy. Girls don’t tend to relate like that. The point being, how it comes across to you and me etc may not be how it is experienced by someone else.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Droyd on February 12, 2023, 12:46:59 pm
I’ve already written way too much on this thread, so to give my keyboard a break and hopefully leave some space for better-informed people to comment I’ll try and keep it brief (for me):

In my opinion the arguments for calling people out are ultimately less important than the arguments against, because I don’t think that protecting defined starting positions and grades is worth doing if it has a risk of damaging inclusivity and participation. Clearly the answer isn’t to stop criticising women altogether, but is it that unthinkable to focus on the rare occasions when it does have a negative impact rather than the majority where it doesn’t, and on that basis say that we shouldn’t do it at all?

The reason I brought up ‘Dead Fit Birds’ isn’t because I’m accusing anyone of misogyny or going for some false-equivalence bullshit, but because if you look at that thread now it seems pretty grim despite presumably being acceptable at the time, and I guess it died out because people recognised that it was ultimately harmful. I feel that the same will be said of this thread down the line, with the benefit of hindsight. The parallel I want to draw is that I don’t think many people set out to do things with bad intentions but that, as has been argued here and elsewhere, how things are received is more important than how they are intended.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on February 12, 2023, 02:26:44 pm
If people are pro calling out the lady from girls on grit for pad stacking I hope they're planning to call out Tim for pad stacking on cypher....

https://youtu.be/jLTHk49_Osw
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on February 12, 2023, 03:09:39 pm
This has been a very interesting thread but I think its time to split the topic...dabbing and pad stacking are not the same thing and deserve separate threads.  ;)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on February 12, 2023, 05:56:30 pm
If people are pro calling out the lady from girls on grit for pad stacking I hope they're planning to call out Tim for pad stacking on cypher....

https://youtu.be/jLTHk49_Osw

Oh come on, he's on tip toes reaching up to the defined starting position!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on February 12, 2023, 06:17:01 pm
Moon started off stacked pads on the first ascent so presumably legit anyway.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: countyyoungin on February 12, 2023, 06:19:39 pm
Hadn’t even thought about that, seemingly lots of people have done so? I was only just grabbing the start LH seam and smaller people than me have done it. Happy to be corrected.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on February 12, 2023, 07:08:06 pm
I was joking Tim! It was more about calling women out for things that imo seemed excessive!
She's also stretched out like Tim is was more my point.

Sorry if that wasn't clear
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: countyyoungin on February 12, 2023, 07:11:04 pm
Ahh no worries Dan, sorry. Im ashamed to admit you hit me in the feels 😆
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: NaoB on February 12, 2023, 08:03:44 pm
This has been a very interesting thread but I think its time to split the topic...dabbing and pad stacking are not the same thing and deserve separate threads.  ;)

Surely the actual debate here is relevant to dabbing - it's more about whether we should be publicly "calling people out" when they commit the heinous offence of:
Dabbing
Taking a higher grade
Using a duff sequence
Pad stacking
Insert infringement of choice

Should it be called out? How? By whom??

Can we create a formula for calculating the benefits versus detrimental effects on society for each instance? I'm proposing a shame-ometer to help us all navigate these pitfalls.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: countyyoungin on February 12, 2023, 08:25:20 pm
People should probably care a little less about what others are doing surely?!

I agree that it’s good to have boundaries as to what constitutes actually doing a problem but you can’t expect everyone to have the same standards or care all that much about said standards.

I hate the “calling out” thing. If your trying to help someone out by letting them know the correct grade of something or the correct starting position then why not just send them a personal message on whatever platform you’ve been using? It’s not hard.

It feels like people love to use a comments section to publicly shame someone rather than just being sound about it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on February 12, 2023, 08:36:08 pm
There's a risk of conflating two things with this debate. Is it okay take the piss out of someone and is it okay to point out an error to someone.
I can't be arsed to debate the first question.
Regards the second, I think it depends on the way it's done and the motivation behind it. It can easily be a pointless act of spite motivated by jealousy, but can also be an attempt to avoid misunderstanding and hence conflict, motivated by love of the sport. It doesn't help to lump all instances under a loaded term like 'calling out', which to me implies a degree of public shaming. Hard as it may be in practice, surely we should be able to put ego aside and accept correction without insult, especially where everyone benefits by the record being set straight.
And sure, of course not everyone has to follow the same 'rules', but it's somewhat having your cake an eating it to climb half a problem and then put the grade for the whole problem next to your green tick.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 12, 2023, 08:43:36 pm
Surely the actual debate here is relevant to dabbing - it's more about whether we should be publicly "calling people out" when they commit the heinous offence of:
Dabbing
Taking a higher grade
Using a duff sequence
Pad stacking
Insert infringement of choice
If the heinous offence is posted publicly (and ignored / denied / glazed over by the poster), then YES. Don't want to be called out?? Don't  do something that isn't climbing the bloody problem and then post publicly about it!!

Of course of the heinous offence looks like it's come from understandable ignorance (rather than wilful cheating), then hopefully such calling out would be done with polite informativeness. Generally this thread is about people who are bloody obviously cheating and quite often on problems of a standard enough that would indicate they should have enough experience to know better.

If it happens and it's not posted publicly then NO. I would not expect anyone to come on here - or in any public arena - and say "I was at the crag today and saw some guy / girl / whatever on their own try a problem and dab horrendously and then whoop with joy as they mistakenly thought they did it - and they were wrong and this is what they looked like and it was this problem at this time etc etc" (It of course might be the witness's choice to have a quiet word).
Edit: Also Bonjoy's main paragraph  :agree: It's a communal / social sport with guidebooks, beta, information shared, people showing off what they do, what others do, people talking about it, photographing it, discussing it, hammering out issues, there are norms and guidelines and consensuses that broadly make sense. IT doesn't happen in isolation, especially when it's shared on various medias. In that context, if you're showing off what you're doing to others, then you could probably expect them to care a bit about what you are doing?!

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on February 12, 2023, 08:47:07 pm
https://vimeo.com/316611341

This video is of man starting in the same position, I couldn't find another video.

Also this thread has hardly been trying to be kind or informative, it's intent is to laugh for people and essentially make the posters and audience feel better about themselves, otherwise they would private message the people, rather than attempting public ridicule, which I would say (and others I've spoken to about this offline) is bullying.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 12, 2023, 08:54:21 pm
Also this thread has hardly been trying to be kind or informative, it's intent is to laugh for people and essentially make the posters and audience feel better about themselves, otherwise they would private message the people, rather than attempting public ridicule, which I would say (and others I've spoken to about this offline) is bullying.
I already addressed this in Tickmark Hall Of Shame and will c'n'p here:

I think there are a few key defining features to bullying:

1. Specific individual targeted
- i.e. it's a person, or a group, targeting one particular individual constantly and relentlessly.

2. No justifiable reason
- i.e. although there might be something about the target that the bullies are picking on, it's not a issue which would generally be regarded as justifying any negative response.

3. Subject matter not promoted by target
- i.e. whatever issue the bullies are picking on / using for justification, whilst it might be something publicly known about the target, it's not something that the target actively seeks to promote nor publicise, they're not seeking to draw attention to it.


With regards to Tickmark Hall Of Shame / Bring Out Your Dabs:

1. Specific individual targeted??
No - it's never relentlessly targeting one person, it's about anyone and everyone who demonstrates the behaviour in question, big or small, famous or irrelevant, one-off or repeat offender. Generally the target isn't even named nor given any context, it's just "a climber who did this".

2. No justifiable reason??
No - the reasons might be very small in the global scheme of things, but they are actual reasons in terms of negative behaviour (excessive marking of rock with chalk / falsely claiming success on a problem with assistance) that could warrant a negative response (even as gentle as "please brush that off" or "maybe try that without walking along the pads").

3. Subject matter not promoted by target??
No - the behaviour is clearly visible in images / videos that are readily available on public social media, with no attempt to keep them hidden for "friends and family", and often promoted by the poster (and the level of mockery on here is sometimes in direct correlation to how heavily they are promoted).


IF the situation was different....Say the following example: A climber with a particular sketchy style puts a series of unlisted videos of him climbing on youtube, and in most videos he's slapping un-necessarily. Someone digs hard, finds these videos, and each time posts about them, mocking that one individual - then THAT would be more like bullying. Targeting one individual, mocking something that isn't generally negative, and finding stuff that the target isn't trying to show off.


------

P.S. Mr Smooth SDS looks fucking log and any starting position clearly an example of a false positive (which was pretty much the response it got after first shown). Case closed and time to post more good honest pad-strolling, boulder-kung-fuing DABS?

In general this is one of the consistently best threads on the forum, Top Ten at least, and it shouldn't be spoilt or dismissed just because one person got one call mistaken.


Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on February 12, 2023, 09:02:24 pm
We could go round on this forever clearly, but your arguments for why it's not bullying I and many others would disagree with and perhaps the audience who you don't consider you're bullying should be considered too sometimes.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on February 12, 2023, 09:02:54 pm
Yetix - This is supposed to be a piss take thread (this debate notwithstanding). It's only incidentally informative in so far as it upholds the idea that dabbing invalidates an ascent.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 12, 2023, 09:10:10 pm
We could go round on this forever clearly, but your arguments for why it's not bullying I and many others would disagree with and perhaps the audience who you don't consider you're bullying should be considered too sometimes.
Sure, but I don't see any attempt to refute my arguments (I didn't check what the counter-arguments were in the TMHOS thread but feel free to repost them), so until that happens I will stand by them. FWIW I absolutely hate bullying right from primary school up to online forums these days, and am a strong believer against personally harassing and targeting people themselves - if they're actively posting / opining / promoting something that can be disagreed with or denigrated, THAT thing is the target, not the person themselves (and especially not anything irrelevant to the matter at hand, and anything personal they haven't shared, etc etc - and I've called this out before when someone's physical appearance was mocked in a heated debate).


Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on February 12, 2023, 09:20:23 pm
Can this thread be renamed Bring Out Your Victim Mentality.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on February 12, 2023, 09:24:03 pm
So you don't mind if a person was made to feel shit about themselves so long as it didn't fit your narrative for bullying?

I know of people that have been shamed on ukb in other threads (and this one) and they'd feel they were bullied with the way that this "taking the piss" was conducted.

It's not my place to go into specifics way after they've happened, but as I've done here I'm happy to point out what I've perceived as shitty behaviour in the moment, if you don't agree with it that's fine, but maybe consider that just because you think it's fine doesn't mean that the person who was shamed does.

A private message would have been more appropriate if the intent is to prevent issues of starting in the wrong place etc.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 12, 2023, 10:38:24 pm
It's not a fucking "narrative". I thought pretty long and hard about what bullying was (as someone, as above, who hates it) and whether these threads constitute it. If non-individual-targeted, reason-orientated, and about-promoted-subject-matter critiques / piss-taking qualify as bullying, I wonder what the hell someone is going to call individual-targeted, reasonless and about-unpromoted-subject-matter bullying?? Which, as per my example in the long post, would be very different. You're going to run out of terminology at this rate.

Also at this rate you're not going to be able to repost a picture of someone in a fluoro power-vest and make any funny comments about a quirky signature look FFS  :wall:

If someone feels shit about themselves because they fucked up with dabbing, deliberately chose to publicly post (or even promote) material showing that dabbing, and then got that pointed out.....Errrrr  :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

If I was ""shamed"" on this thread, or Tickmarks, I would either be able to argue back and justify what I'd done (I have a video somewhere with a rag dab where I flick the edge of a towel with my foot, feel free to find it and put it here so I can show how few shits I give about something that I knew made exactly zero difference), or I'd shrug and say fair play.

(Note this thread isn't called "Bring Out Media Of People Accidentally Starting In The Wrong Place Because The Rules Aren't Clear And They Didn't Really Know")
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on February 12, 2023, 10:54:55 pm
I, I, I, I.

Why don't you consider what the recipients and even just people of the recipients demographic would think rather than yourself and how you might argue back.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on February 13, 2023, 07:32:37 am
Are you seriously saying that the whole of the internet is now a safe space? where a hypothetical someones hypothetical feelings are more important than freedom of speech? because that is where this ends.
i don't go around commenting on peoples video's in their comment sections, because i know it will just be received as negative, and i don't want to spend time online arguing or making people feel bad.
but if i did, i would.
if i see something, i say something , here, in my own safe space , where no dabber has to hear.

We play a game, with only a few rules.
if someone posted a video of themselves cheating at chess or monopoly, surely it would be okay to point out "hey, you didn't follow the rules".
how should that be different in climbing?

edit: obviously it is only dabbing if you claim an ascent of a boulder.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Droyd on February 13, 2023, 07:43:02 am
Fiend, do you not see how your response to being accused of bullying being that that's not possible because you don't see yourself as a bully and would never bully anyone, therefore it just can't be bullying and is instead light-hearted fun-poking is incredibly weak, and exactly what most  bullies say to defend their actions?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Jono.r23 on February 13, 2023, 08:32:09 am
I think a number of things have got muddled up. The issue now being discussed isn’t really about dabbing at all or even pad stacking really..more communication, punching down etc. The div who kicked this off with the comment on the stacked pad insta probably doesn’t even come here. I say ‘punching down’ because I also seriously doubt the offender would have commented on the vid of the lad of Cypher for instance, which highlights the wider issue. Imo it’s/was a worthwhile discussion, probably away from this thread so folk don’t fear BOYD being cancelled!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on February 13, 2023, 09:17:07 am
P.S. Mr Smooth SDS looks fucking log
This is my biggest takeaway from the thread. To quote Noble, "If that's rock climbing I'm not interested"  :lol:

In my opinion the arguments for calling people out are ultimately less important than the arguments against, because I don’t think that protecting defined starting positions and grades is worth doing if it has a risk of damaging inclusivity and participation.
This is all fine/admirable, but others' may have different opinions on the relative importance of inclusivity vs maintaining the "rules of the game", if that makes sense (see the trans women in sport debate for maximal clashing of priorities around inclusivity vs fairness/rules of the game).

how things are received is more important than how they are intended
Those are not the only two relevant things, surely - there's how things are intended, how they are received, and whether they're "true" or not... and the latter does matter somewhat in most/many contexts surely?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on February 13, 2023, 09:23:05 am
Rock climbing in all its forms is a game of rules, around weighting the rope, gear, sit starts, pad stacks, dabbing etc. If people post a video on the internet breaking those rules its fair enough to call it out as we would and do with any other sport, like finbarr says.

Once we accept that, its just a question of how we do it. You might think doing it online is out of order, but I would argue that by posting it in a public space you invite interaction. If you don't want interaction, don't post, or post privately, or turn comments off. There are numerous ways to achieve this.

There is also the question of when a marginalised group breaks the rules and how to call this out in the most appropriate way. Thats fine but there still has to be a mechanism for drawing attention to it as the alternative erodes standards and encourages continuation of those eroded standards because there is now video evidence. We can discuss the best way to educate and make people aware but there is never going to be a one size fits all answer here. Some people communicate well through long tracts of text, others through pisstaking. I would defend the need for pisstaking in all its forms; the internet shouldn't be somewhere where people are simply expected to supply bicep emojis or not say anything. Dissent is allowed!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 13, 2023, 09:30:52 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmsHIdzNCqk&t=1068s

17:48  :no: Absolute shambles  :chair:. It's a sodding boulder problem, you don't need to try to take your spare kit up with you :wank:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 13, 2023, 09:39:00 am
My personal view is that like many elements of social and community action, the impact is probably more relevant than the intention.

One's intention might (genuinely!) be to honestly and fairly note that someone has not done a particular problem correctly so as to uphold standards, and their impact might be that either the person in question never reads the post but other people do and it makes them feel excluded or uncomfortable by the community (which absolutely unquestionably does and has happened, we know cos people have posted and said so) OR they read the post and feel uncomfortable and excluded themselves.

Ultimately there are no hard rules, there is just intention and impact, which often goes well off the planned consequences. Imo if you read what you have written and think "I mean this well but I might have an unintended impact, I dont know this person, would they really appreciate this comment?" then I'd ask, is it worth it? Maybe go and fingerboard instead, or whatever it is you do.

I would also say that any defence of this thread as somehow enlightening it's subjects in their dabbing vids seems pretty empty to me, because 99% of the time will they even know that UKB exists? No. Personally I am not hugely into the vibe of going on the internet and slagging off people going out and trying to climb stuff, behind their back, and so I tend to avoid it. This thread is defensible in a "people should be more resilient/it's just fun/whatever" way or not at all (and personally I'm not 100% sure it is, though that's it I've said my piece now).
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on February 13, 2023, 09:47:24 am
If we consider that dabbing is like being caught offside, then there's no logical argument against this fowl being publically addressed; a referee would still blow their whistle in a womens/trans/disability football match. However, as it stands there is a taboo around breaking climbing rules. Having your first ascent downgraded, or using an incorrect sequence is much more shameful than when the ball accidentally hits a footballers arm. As a community, let's work to break the taboo around the infractions of our game and all this goes away?

Perhaps a useful template message to the next beginner you see dabbing online:

"Hey, great job getting out and giving this boulder some attention, you looked like you were moving well on it. I just wanted to point out that, like in all sports, there are some defined rules and unfortunately many of the rules in climbing are unwritten, but are still a big part of the culture. Your foot skimmed the pad as you were doing move 3 (it's a tricky one isn't it!), and this is called 'dabbing' - think of it like being caught offside! Anyway, I think you'd have done the problem either way so good job, but on your next boulder try to keep those feet up and I look forward to seeing it!"

Obviously, this could be patronising to an intermediate level climber so amend as necessary.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jwi on February 13, 2023, 09:52:36 am
I don't know, to me it is a big difference between unsolicited comments on someone's appearance compared to unsolicited comments on the style of an ascent. The first is not OK, the second might be OK. I find that general commentary on the style of ascents are more helpful than singling out someone in particular, unless you know them well.

I try my best to refrain from giving comment on style. I don't particularly care if other climbers dab and claim the ascent, they will learn with time or quit climbing.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on February 13, 2023, 09:57:11 am
If we consider that dabbing is like being caught offside, then there's no logical argument against this fowl being publically addressed; a referee would still blow their whistle in a womens/trans/disability football match. However, as it stands there is a taboo around breaking climbing rules. Having your first ascent downgraded, or using an incorrect sequence is much more shameful than when the ball accidentally hits a footballers arm. As a community, let's work to break the taboo around the infractions of our game and all this goes away? 

Perhaps a useful template message to the next beginner you see dabbing online:

"Hey, great job getting out and giving this boulder some attention, you looked like you were moving well on it. I just wanted to point out that, like in all sports, there are some defined rules and unfortunately many of the rules in climbing are unwritten, but are still a big part of the culture. Your foot skimmed the pad as you were doing move 3 (it's a tricky one isn't it!), and this is called 'dabbing' - think of it like being caught offside! Anyway, I think you'd have done the problem either way so good job, but on your next boulder try to keep those feet up and I look forward to seeing it!"

Obviously, this could be patronising to an intermediate level climber so amend as necessary.

Personally I would find this unbelievably patronising and would prefer a simple "you've dabbed at 0.34' or whatever, but thats what the issue is really.


it makes them feel excluded or uncomfortable by the community

This is more of a philosophical point but the whole rationale of a community is that everyone is playing by the same rules. If you don't play by the rules, of course you are excluded from the community. If you don't pay your subs at the golf club, you can't go into the clubhouse. If you don't contribute to the street party, people are going to look askance at you attending and eating the food. If you start too high or from stacked pads, you can't take 6C for it.

I understand what you're saying about exclusion but part of joining a culture or a community is learning whats accepted and not riding roughshod over that without good reason. I don't join golf clubs because I would object to having to dress smartly to play sport. If I joined and then broke their rules people would be entitled to take it up with me. I don't really see how dabbing is any different.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 13, 2023, 10:03:19 am
I don't think that message would go down well either. It may be that there is no good way to tell a complete stranger on the Internet that they have dabbed!

As far as the community goes, I don't necessarily agree with that definition, I think if you climb, and especially if you hang out with people who do, you are in some sense part of the community, dab or no dab.

You ever read a word so many times that it ceases to have meaning? Dab dab dab dab dab dab.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on February 13, 2023, 10:03:37 am
Personally I would find this unbelievably patronising and would prefer a simple "you've dabbed at 0.34' or whatever, but thats what the issue is really.

That's why I said amend based on experience level for that exact reason.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Droyd on February 13, 2023, 10:04:48 am
whether they're "true" or not... and the latter does matter somewhat in most/many contexts surely?

Truth is a slippery concept in relation to ethics and norms though, isn't it? You and I might agree that a dabbed ascent doesn't count but the only hard 'truth' there is that it doesn't count for you and I; we can lean on the fact that most climbers would agree with us but that still doesn't constitute an objective truth. We agree that the foot hit the pad and that that doesn't meet our standards and that we don't feel that it constitutes a valid ascent, but feelings aren't facts, to paraphrase Pete earlier in the thread/Ben Shapiro.

The sport/cheating analogy is crap for the simple reason that 'cheating' is defined as giving yourself an unfair advantage over an opponent in a competitive environment, but rock climbing isn't competitive (in this context, obviously if Janja dabs she's getting pulled down and rightly so). There's no winning or losing relative to other people because 'the game' isn't you against other people, it's you against an inanimate bit of rock that can't be disadvantaged or lose to you. The only way cheating is a good description of the phenomena we're talking about is if you think that you're competing against others and that the rock is the field of play and grades are trophies that winners get to take home with them, at which point I would say that you're setting yourself up for a bad time and have a fundamentally unhealthy approach to climbing.

And before anyone goes off about how climbing can be a healthy competition between mates - yes, duh. But we're not talking about that, we're talking about seeing complete strangers as competition.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on February 13, 2023, 10:14:44 am
If it’s just between you and the rock then perhaps it can all be avoided by not uploading videos of yourself to public platforms tagged with accepted names and grades. If you want to share arbitrary variations with your mates use WhatsApp.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Steve R on February 13, 2023, 10:48:59 am
....supply bicep emojis....

We need to consider the use of this emoji as a community.  Regardless of the posting intent, the bicep is seen as a symbol of the patriarchy by marginalised groups and is an image associated with toxic masculinity.  There are also many issues surrounding body image.  On average, across all societies men have a larger bicep circumference (though recent studies contest this) so next time ask yourself; how might this image (and its embedded toxicity) land for the person who posted their video if they're a marginalised female outdoor boulderer?  Or a weak, beta male with skinny arms?  Or a female outdoor boulderer with large biceps? 
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Nutty on February 13, 2023, 11:01:37 am
The sport/cheating analogy is crap for the simple reason that 'cheating' is defined as giving yourself an unfair advantage over an opponent in a competitive environment, but rock climbing isn't competitive (in this context, obviously if Janja dabs she's getting pulled down and rightly so). There's no winning or losing relative to other people because 'the game' isn't you against other people, it's you against an inanimate bit of rock that can't be disadvantaged or lose to you. The only way cheating is a good description of the phenomena we're talking about is if you think that you're competing against others and that the rock is the field of play and grades are trophies that winners get to take home with them, at which point I would say that you're setting yourself up for a bad time and have a fundamentally unhealthy approach to climbing.
You don't need a competitor to be able to cheat, you just need rules that can be broken. You can cheat playing Solitaire. You can cheat a Rubix cube like cheque peeling the stickers off. You can cheat at single player video games (up, down, left ,right, A, B, start etc.). You can cheat at climbing boulder problems by not using the defined start holds, using specifically eliminated holds, dabbing, stacking pads more than necessary, climbing an easier variation and claiming to have climbed the harder problem etc. None of these things matter, until you tell somebody else (or the entire Internet) that you've won Solitaire/completed a Rubix cube/climbed a problem. Up to that point, you're only deceiving yourself.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on February 13, 2023, 11:19:29 am


The sport/cheating analogy is crap for the simple reason that 'cheating' is defined as giving yourself an unfair advantage over an opponent in a competitive environment, but rock climbing isn't competitive (in this context, obviously if Janja dabs she's getting pulled down and rightly so). There's no winning or losing relative to other people because 'the game' isn't you against other people, it's you against an inanimate bit of rock that can't be disadvantaged or lose to you.
Non competitive sports also rely on rules. For instance runners wishing to do the Bob Graham are expected to complete within 24 hours, gain all the summits, and start/finish at a defined location. Would you suggest to runners that it would be unacceptable to point out breaches of these rules if clearly visible on a publicly claimed BG?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on February 13, 2023, 11:27:34 am
Or that something like this even exists. http://www.marathoninvestigation.com/

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on February 13, 2023, 11:46:22 am
the internet shouldn't be somewhere where people are simply expected to supply bicep emojis or not say anything.
:agree:

there are no hard rules, there is just intention and impact,
There is not only intention and impact, and there are some hard - and some less hard - rules in the game of climbing. Imagine if no-one had ever told Jerry you weren't allowed to sit on the gear because they were worried about whether he'd be upset :lol:

You and I might agree that a dabbed ascent doesn't count but the only hard 'truth' there is that it doesn't count for you and I; we can lean on the fact that most climbers would agree with us but that still doesn't constitute an objective truth.
Leaving aside a philosophical debate about the nature of truth, if it's not clear that dabbing, starting too high, sitting on the bolt etc are not legit then we clearly need more calling people out, not less. Plus what  Bonjoy, Nutty and JB said
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 13, 2023, 12:15:05 pm
I meant hard rules re. where something crosses the line from reasonable commentary to piss taking to bullying. Obviously there are rules to climbing, as least as we see it anyway.

Anyway, I think people are a bit mislead if they think that sending perfect strangers a message on Instagram telling them they dabbed on a boulder problem is going to go down well.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Droyd on February 13, 2023, 12:19:48 pm


The sport/cheating analogy is crap for the simple reason that 'cheating' is defined as giving yourself an unfair advantage over an opponent in a competitive environment, but rock climbing isn't competitive (in this context, obviously if Janja dabs she's getting pulled down and rightly so). There's no winning or losing relative to other people because 'the game' isn't you against other people, it's you against an inanimate bit of rock that can't be disadvantaged or lose to you.

Non competitive sports also rely on rules. For instance runners wishing to do the Bob Graham are expected to complete within 24 hours, gain all the summits, and start/finish at a defined location. Would you suggest to runners that it would be unacceptable to point out breaches of these rules if clearly visible on a publicly claimed BG?

Based on my hasty googling the Bob Graham has been completed by less than 3000 people who all automatically got membership in an actual club, so while it’s admittedly an arbitrary challenge that someone chooses to take on that has conventions/rules I don’t think the comparison is fair. It seems more similar to 8C or 8C+ -standard bouldering, and I think that we can all agree that at that level scrutiny is to be expected and reasonable (but, as Yetix pointed out, doesn’t always happen - starting off multiple pads in order to reach the start holds doesn't get called into question provided you're climbing 8B). Pretty similar to the Marathon Investigation site, which seems to be going after professionals/sponsored runners winning national-level events rather than average joes.

Scale it down and the equivalent to ClimberDude69's taking the dab in their send footy or sticking an unwarranted plus on the grade in the title would be someone sticking GoPro footage up on YouTube of them cheating in the Scunthorpe half-marathon or even cutting a corner at a park-run - a bit weird and uncool but something that most people wouldn’t challenge because it just doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. And that's assuming that ClimberDude69 decided to lie on purpose rather than just being oblivious.

I was at Bradley Quarry during that lovely crisp cold spell back in December and the slab of the House boulder was totally iced over, but I'd gone there to do Pinch Punch and so had a go. After warming into the moves I had a go and got all the way up to rocking onto the slab, at which point I whacked my heel on a bit of ice and promptly got spat off. I had a quick play on the end and realised that there was no way of doing the problem properly that day, so went home and was happy with what I'd done. I chatted to a couple of people who said that they'd take the tick themselves, but ultimately didn't because I hadn't done the problem as it was originally done, from start to finish. I was happy that I'd got what I wanted out of trying the problem and not bothered about going back specifically to do the same again but with one more easy move to finish, but equally aware that what I'd climbed wasn't actually Pinch Punch. I was there again last weekend and, having done another problem and feeling like I still had plenty of energy, figured I might as well clear up a loose end and do Pinch Punch properly. So I did, and it was nice. It really is a cool problem. Anyway, between those two sessions I saw multiple social-media posts consisting of photos of people on Pinch Punch clearly showing a completely iced-up slab that would have been impossible to rock onto and the standard problem name + green tick, and at no point did I feel compelled to tell those people that they hadn't done Pinch Punch by either my standards or general climbing ones. Instead, I just figured that they'd got what they wanted out of their experience and carried on with my life. This isn't to spray about my climbing or to show what a good little restrained person I am, but because I genuinely don't get why anyone would do any different, in that scenario or any other where the subject of comment is someone's personal climbing which has no bearing on sponsorship or records or anything other than their life and climbing. I watch enough climbing media that I probably see an instance of someone crouch-starting or dabbing or taking an incorrect or spurious grade every few days, and at no point do I feel compelled to do anything more than chuckle to myself, share it with a mate if it's particularly spicy, and carry on with my day. I might think less of them but I do not see a reason to communicate that to them or try and make them think less of themselves, because life is just too short and it's only climbing.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 13, 2023, 12:33:43 pm
Just popping in to say that people climbing obviously overgraded problems but still taking the grade and propagating it through social media is a far more heinous crime then a cheeky power-shart jet boost off a spotter's face.
The former is very rarely called out and almost always met with protestations when it is.

As you were.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on February 13, 2023, 12:40:28 pm
I meant hard rules re. where something crosses the line from reasonable commentary to piss taking to bullying.
Ah, that makes more sense! I'd just misunderstood what you meant

I genuinely don't get why anyone would do any different
People have told you why - see below. Surely at this point we're just at the stage of agreeing to disagree about whether it's worth pointing these things out, and how worthwhile it is vs the risk of hurt feelings  :shrug:

"Once a video pops up of someone breaking the rules then everyone copies it. Pointing out the error is the only way to try and address that"
"These days people massively rely on video beta, to the extent that they often don't read the description of the problem. So bad beta propagates and quickly becomes the default beta, especially if it also happens to be easier than doing the actual problem."
"Bad beta videos absolutely do cause others to follow suit"
"With clearer info people could make better judgements about their achievements before contributing to the proliferation of bad beta"
"My problem with not calling it out is the casual erosion of standards that leads to"
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 13, 2023, 12:46:07 pm


The sport/cheating analogy is crap for the simple reason that 'cheating' is defined as giving yourself an unfair advantage over an opponent in a competitive environment, but rock climbing isn't competitive (in this context, obviously if Janja dabs she's getting pulled down and rightly so). There's no winning or losing relative to other people because 'the game' isn't you against other people, it's you against an inanimate bit of rock that can't be disadvantaged or lose to you.

Non competitive sports also rely on rules. For instance runners wishing to do the Bob Graham are expected to complete within 24 hours, gain all the summits, and start/finish at a defined location. Would you suggest to runners that it would be unacceptable to point out breaches of these rules if clearly visible on a publicly claimed BG?

Based on my hasty googling the Bob Graham has been completed by less than 3000 people who all automatically got membership in an actual club, so while it’s admittedly an arbitrary challenge that someone chooses to take on that has conventions/rules I don’t think the comparison is fair. It seems more similar to 8C or 8C+ -standard bouldering, and I think that we can all agree that at that level scrutiny is to be expected and reasonable (but, as Yetix pointed out, doesn’t always happen - starting off multiple pads in order to reach the start holds doesn't get called into question provided you're climbing 8B). Pretty similar to the Marathon Investigation site, which seems to be going after professionals/sponsored runners winning national-level events rather than average joes.

Scale it down and the equivalent to ClimberDude69's taking the dab in their send footy or sticking an unwarranted plus on the grade in the title would be someone sticking GoPro footage up on YouTube of them cheating in the Scunthorpe half-marathon or even cutting a corner at a park-run - a bit weird and uncool but something that most people wouldn’t challenge because it just doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. And that's assuming that ClimberDude69 decided to lie on purpose rather than just being oblivious.

I was at Bradley Quarry during that lovely crisp cold spell back in December and the slab of the House boulder was totally iced over, but I'd gone there to do Pinch Punch and so had a go. After warming into the moves I had a go and got all the way up to rocking onto the slab, at which point I whacked my heel on a bit of ice and promptly got spat off. I had a quick play on the end and realised that there was no way of doing the problem properly that day, so went home and was happy with what I'd done. I chatted to a couple of people who said that they'd take the tick themselves, but ultimately didn't because I hadn't done the problem as it was originally done, from start to finish. I was happy that I'd got what I wanted out of trying the problem and not bothered about going back specifically to do the same again but with one more easy move to finish, but equally aware that what I'd climbed wasn't actually Pinch Punch. I was there again last weekend and, having done another problem and feeling like I still had plenty of energy, figured I might as well clear up a loose end and do Pinch Punch properly. So I did, and it was nice. It really is a cool problem. Anyway, between those two sessions I saw multiple social-media posts consisting of photos of people on Pinch Punch clearly showing a completely iced-up slab that would have been impossible to rock onto and the standard problem name + green tick, and at no point did I feel compelled to tell those people that they hadn't done Pinch Punch by either my standards or general climbing ones. Instead, I just figured that they'd got what they wanted out of their experience and carried on with my life. This isn't to spray about my climbing or to show what a good little restrained person I am, but because I genuinely don't get why anyone would do any different, in that scenario or any other where the subject of comment is someone's personal climbing which has no bearing on sponsorship or records or anything other than their life and climbing. I watch enough climbing media that I probably see an instance of someone crouch-starting or dabbing or taking an incorrect or spurious grade every few days, and at no point do I feel compelled to do anything more than chuckle to myself, share it with a mate if it's particularly spicy, and carry on with my day. I might think less of them but I do not see a reason to communicate that to them or try and make them think less of themselves, because life is just too short and it's only climbing.

I still don’t see how this is any different to you going on loads of ukc logs and downgrading stuff. Even established stuff because you’re taller and can reach stuff easier. Essentially since you care very little and got what you wanted out of it why do you feel the need to leave a comment saying something felt 6B instead of 7A (not relating to any particular problem but just meant generally) - to me, again that’s no different than commenting on someone’s video. People use their Instagram as a log book just as much as ukc.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 13, 2023, 12:50:16 pm
Just popping in to say that people climbing obviously overgraded problems but still taking the grade and propagating it through social media is a far more heinous crime then a cheeky power-shart jet boost off a spotter's face.
The former is very rarely called out and almost always met with protestations when it is.

As you were.

Semi related but what grade does The Lark at Cratcliffe get? I can see 6C+ and 7A mentioned around, I thought it felt fine tbh but def harder than The Mermaid which is the closest thing to it I've done in terms of style.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on February 13, 2023, 01:59:08 pm


The sport/cheating analogy is crap for the simple reason that 'cheating' is defined as giving yourself an unfair advantage over an opponent in a competitive environment, but rock climbing isn't competitive (in this context, obviously if Janja dabs she's getting pulled down and rightly so). There's no winning or losing relative to other people because 'the game' isn't you against other people, it's you against an inanimate bit of rock that can't be disadvantaged or lose to you.

Non competitive sports also rely on rules. For instance runners wishing to do the Bob Graham are expected to complete within 24 hours, gain all the summits, and start/finish at a defined location. Would you suggest to runners that it would be unacceptable to point out breaches of these rules if clearly visible on a publicly claimed BG?

Based on my hasty googling the Bob Graham has been completed by less than 3000 people who all automatically got membership in an actual club, so while it’s admittedly an arbitrary challenge that someone chooses to take on that has conventions/rules I don’t think the comparison is fair. It seems more similar to 8C or 8C+ -standard bouldering, and I think that we can all agree that at that level scrutiny is to be expected and reasonable (but, as Yetix pointed out, doesn’t always happen - starting off multiple pads in order to reach the start holds doesn't get called into question provided you're climbing 8B). Pretty similar to the Marathon Investigation site, which seems to be going after professionals/sponsored runners winning national-level events rather than average joes.

Scale it down and the equivalent to ClimberDude69's taking the dab in their send footy or sticking an unwarranted plus on the grade in the title would be someone sticking GoPro footage up on YouTube of them cheating in the Scunthorpe half-marathon or even cutting a corner at a park-run - a bit weird and uncool but something that most people wouldn’t challenge because it just doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. And that's assuming that ClimberDude69 decided to lie on purpose rather than just being oblivious.

I was at Bradley Quarry during that lovely crisp cold spell back in December and the slab of the House boulder was totally iced over, but I'd gone there to do Pinch Punch and so had a go. After warming into the moves I had a go and got all the way up to rocking onto the slab, at which point I whacked my heel on a bit of ice and promptly got spat off. I had a quick play on the end and realised that there was no way of doing the problem properly that day, so went home and was happy with what I'd done. I chatted to a couple of people who said that they'd take the tick themselves, but ultimately didn't because I hadn't done the problem as it was originally done, from start to finish. I was happy that I'd got what I wanted out of trying the problem and not bothered about going back specifically to do the same again but with one more easy move to finish, but equally aware that what I'd climbed wasn't actually Pinch Punch. I was there again last weekend and, having done another problem and feeling like I still had plenty of energy, figured I might as well clear up a loose end and do Pinch Punch properly. So I did, and it was nice. It really is a cool problem. Anyway, between those two sessions I saw multiple social-media posts consisting of photos of people on Pinch Punch clearly showing a completely iced-up slab that would have been impossible to rock onto and the standard problem name + green tick, and at no point did I feel compelled to tell those people that they hadn't done Pinch Punch by either my standards or general climbing ones. Instead, I just figured that they'd got what they wanted out of their experience and carried on with my life. This isn't to spray about my climbing or to show what a good little restrained person I am, but because I genuinely don't get why anyone would do any different, in that scenario or any other where the subject of comment is someone's personal climbing which has no bearing on sponsorship or records or anything other than their life and climbing. I watch enough climbing media that I probably see an instance of someone crouch-starting or dabbing or taking an incorrect or spurious grade every few days, and at no point do I feel compelled to do anything more than chuckle to myself, share it with a mate if it's particularly spicy, and carry on with my day. I might think less of them but I do not see a reason to communicate that to them or try and make them think less of themselves, because life is just too short and it's only climbing.
Isn't it the height of elitism to suggest that only higher level challenges warrant/deserve rules or standards, and that everything beneath is too trivial to bother maintaining standards for? My 12 year old son would disagree with you (did Green Trav (no heels) three times as he dabbed the first two times :P)

To be clear I wouldn't comment on those Pinch Punch ascents either. But then I'd take it in good faith if I'd posted a vid and someone else did. I only make comments (rarely) where I see a lack of comment leading to some corruption of a problem's definition. Sometimes via DM, sometimes in comment, depends on specifics.

Isn't it double standards to share vids with your mates? How is this better than a well intentioned comment to correct an error? I guess it fits with the idea that intentions don't matter, only outcomes. Kind of ends up with a world full of gossip and innuendo don't you think?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 13, 2023, 03:28:18 pm
Your son is honourable! Gowron approves

(https://i.ibb.co/Ht7vYdP/Gowron.jpg)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on February 13, 2023, 04:00:04 pm
 ;D Don't ever let him see you dab Andy. He has an embarrassing habit of shouting dab at people mid 'ascent' outside, not something he's learned off me!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 13, 2023, 06:10:40 pm
Tbh I do that myself, great fun. Especially when everyone says it at once, ensuring the dabber knows they aren't getting away with anything. In all fairness not to random strangers mind you  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jwi on February 13, 2023, 06:52:31 pm
I never match on the finishing hold of indoor boulders. Never. This way I ensure that I irritate a few people in the gym on every visit, and as they are too polite to call me out they will quietly fume inside. I learned this simple trick from a mountain guide.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on February 13, 2023, 08:24:44 pm
I never match on the finishing hold of indoor boulders. Never. This way I ensure that I irritate a few people in the gym on every visit, and as they are too polite to call me out they will quietly fume inside. I learned this simple trick from a mountain guide.

Reminds me of a situation I found myself in a the Glasgow Climbing Centre. I'd just climbed a route that had some whack contrived start but otherwise reasonable climbing. A guy came over to inform me that the route setter, for the sake of argument let's call them "Tilly", intended it to be climbed in the whack way, not my beta-break version. The look on his face when I pointed out that I didn't care what "Tilly" thought I should and shouldn't do was priceless. "but, but Tilly says it must be climbed this way".

 :guilty:

I hadn't realised this gent was a fully paid up member of the Tilly worshipping sycophants club... (Tilly is not a female, for the avoidance of any hints of misogyny)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jakaitch on February 13, 2023, 09:17:13 pm
I never match on the finishing hold of indoor boulders. Never. This way I ensure that I irritate a few people in the gym on every visit, and as they are too polite to call me out they will quietly fume inside. I learned this simple trick from a mountain guide.

A true hero
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: steveri on February 14, 2023, 08:04:42 am
I never match on the finishing hold of indoor boulders. Never. This way I ensure that I irritate a few people in the gym on every visit…

Working on a problem indoors with another bloke.
Me: not taking the full tick, my foot brushed the mat
Him: [confused look]

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on February 14, 2023, 09:14:44 am
Working a problem that overlapped with another one which had a slopey / balancey crux final match.

Bloke gets to the top, one hand on the top hold, thumb in bolt hole, falls off matching, taps hold with other had as he falls off.

Bloke: F*** it I'm taking that
Me: You'll get that next time
Bloke: Confused look
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dac on February 14, 2023, 09:35:02 am
I never match on the finishing hold of indoor boulders. Never. This way I ensure that I irritate a few people in the gym on every visit, and as they are too polite to call me out they will quietly fume inside. I learned this simple trick from a mountain guide.

May I suggest adding to your reportore with:

The occasional cheeky finger in T-nut bolt hole on balancey or slabby problems.

On problems with contorted first moves; get established on the wall using any old holds, then bring one’s hands to lightly dab the start holds prior to continuing. (This one always seems to boil my piss, and I really shouldn’t care).

Indoor climbing is fast becoming another separate world, the following was overheard last spring at a local boulder competition:

A problem traversed 30 or so feet of steep slab, many people are watching and waiting their turns, a chap begins climbing: around his waste is a chalk bag. A voice in the crowd is heard to say ‘oh that’s a good idea, it’s a little chalk bucket you can carry with you for if your hands get sweaty.’
Looks were exchanged in the crowd.





Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 14, 2023, 09:43:25 am
Indoor climbers are culturally appropriating rock climbing.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on February 14, 2023, 09:45:05 am

On problems with contorted first moves; get established on the wall using any old holds, then bring one’s hands to lightly dab the start holds prior to continuing. (This one always seems to boil my piss, and I really shouldn’t care).


Those run and jump starts never saw me coming
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on February 14, 2023, 09:54:22 am
Apologies for the long post.
I tried an indoor problem recently which looked great. Couldn’t do the first move! Persisted, got to the second, fell off repeatedly, then the third etc. Finally held the top, fell off matching. It was a real battle to get that far. Annoying.

Rested, then finally finished and matched, because falling off earlier, you’re kidding yourself about completing the problem. I think everyone on here would be the same. However, I really don’t care what anyone else does, it’s only a game after all.

Posting a video and presenting it as a successful ascent would be a game changer though, because that is a public statement. If I present my view to you, I have to accept you have a right to reply. Hopefully, courteously and tactfully.

Social media appear simultaneously public and private. People make public posts, but it feels like talking to a few people they feel secure with. Like here; it feels like I am talking to the other posters on ukb, whom I either know face to face, or have a familiarity with based on their posts. In reality, I’m just posting on the internet where anyone can see and comment- even harshly, if that’s what they want.

If I saw someone’s post presenting a non-ascent (to me, eg dabbed, wrong holds etc) as an ascent, I’d maybe shake my head and pass by, but it’s legitimate to comment. Needs to be done in the way that you would if you could look them in the eye and say it though. The reality is that it’s easy to post behind a keyboard something you’d do differently in person and it’s magnified because the person reading it will feel it’s intrusive, because their curated feed feels like their own protected space. Plus most people are looking for approbation, not a realistic take on their shortcomings.

It’s a generational thing, to some degree. Different demographics may have different expectations around internet etiquette. Personally, I’d avoid posting critically, because it can obviously be hurtful and that’s a crass thing to, depending on who is on the receiving end. However, I don’t think you can be aggrieved if you make a public statement and it gets an honest response from the public, that’s cakeism, you need to reconsider how the platform works in that case.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on February 14, 2023, 09:59:43 am
The worst are the 'comp blocks' with set starting feet. Usually, this means the first move is pulling on with one foot on a hold and the other smearing the wall in a perfectly reasonable position, then being forced to do a ridiculous foot match on the designated starting foothold before bringing it back to where it was. I don't follow this rule anymore.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on February 14, 2023, 10:02:52 am
around his waste is a chalk bag....

Looks were exchanged in the crowd.

No wonder.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on February 14, 2023, 10:18:19 am
Just popping in to say that people climbing obviously overgraded problems but still taking the grade and propagating it through social media is a far more heinous crime then a cheeky power-shart jet boost off a spotter's face.
The former is very rarely called out and almost always met with protestations when it is.

As you were.

There was a spate of this about ~5 years ago with every man and his dog posting "psyched to tick Pebble Wall at Caley today" type spray, then accompanying it with a video of them doing the much easier c.6c line about 2 metres to the right of where Pebble Wall goes.

Don't get me wrong "not Pebble Wall" (or whatever it is) is a decent enough problem (I've done it, but am under no illusions I've climbed a c.7b slab) but it's just not Pebble Wall!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 14, 2023, 10:29:14 am
Theres currently a video doing the rounds of someone doing “David” at mother cap - when in reality they’ve traverse left to the easier 6A+ on the arête. Even in their description they mention that they may have gone off route but how excited they were to do their first 7B. These are the kind of things where we should be leaving a comment or messaging them to gently  tell them “back around”
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 14, 2023, 10:33:02 am
When it goes to people climbing off line I think it is very reasonable to contact them, if you know them, and mention that they have gone off line, as otherwise that can mislead others into thinking the wrong line is the right one. That's not piss taking or bullying and nobody could accuse it of being that. If you don't know em it could be considered a bit odd but still reasonable imo. That's a bit different from a dab.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on February 14, 2023, 10:37:27 am
The Pebble Wall thing was so prevalent that you'd have spent lots of time on it - I think it was as was mentioned above.
Someone does it (wrong), posts up, others see sees the video...the spiral begins.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 14, 2023, 10:39:06 am
Theres currently a video doing the rounds of someone doing “David” at mother cap - when in reality they’ve traverse left to the easier 6A+ on the arête. Even in their description they mention that they may have gone off route but how excited they were to do their first 7B. These are the kind of things where we should be leaving a comment or messaging them to gently  tell them “back around”

I know this person and I'm going to quietly discuss it with em but I definitely don't think that I'd ever have that conversation publicly or post their vid to say "look at this!" Etc
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 14, 2023, 11:02:06 am
Theres currently a video doing the rounds of someone doing “David” at mother cap - when in reality they’ve traverse left to the easier 6A+ on the arête. Even in their description they mention that they may have gone off route but how excited they were to do their first 7B. These are the kind of things where we should be leaving a comment or messaging them to gently  tell them “back around”

I know this person and I'm going to quietly discuss it with em but I definitely don't think that I'd ever have that conversation publicly or post their vid to say "look at this!" Etc

I did send them a message gently letting them know they’d gone off route and that the main crux is directly above the crack - whether they care to take the advice and take down the video is their own decision
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on February 14, 2023, 11:27:20 am
Interesting ethical/moral question; if you send a private message and nothing comes of it, is it then ok to comment publicly saying 'to anyone hoping to repeat this problem, this isn't the correct line and has missed out the crux.' ?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on February 14, 2023, 11:37:58 am
Interesting ethical/moral question; if you send a private message and nothing comes of it, is it then ok to comment publicly saying 'to anyone hoping to repeat this problem, this isn't the correct line and has missed out the crux.' ?

My ego would decide. If it's a random problem I've never done and have no intentions of trying then I couldn't care less. If it's my hardest ascent and someone's trying to cheapen it then I'll write War and Peace slating them. Most problems will fall somewhere in the middle  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Stabbsy on February 14, 2023, 11:56:21 am
The Pebble Wall thing was so prevalent that you'd have spent lots of time on it - I think it was as was mentioned above.
Someone does it (wrong), posts up, others see sees the video...the spiral begins.
I'd always wondered how much the guidebook was to blame on this one (the Total Climbing one). The photo is taken from the side so the lines aren't obvious. I can remember doing the 6C (in error), saying to my mate "there's no way that's 7B" and then trying to the left.

There was a similar misunderstanding when another mate told me he'd done Sewer Rat Connection (7B+) at Almscliff. I said "f**king hell, good effort" as I'd had a couple of sessions on it and was making minimal progress. We ended up at the crag together some months later and he pointed out what he'd done, which definitely wasn't Sewer Rat and was about 7A despite what the Total Climbing guide had to say. It continues to amaze me that people can't tell the difference.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Teaboy on February 14, 2023, 12:13:55 pm
It continues to amaze me that people can't tell the difference.

I’ll say it again, they absolutely can! (or it might just suit their style…..)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on February 14, 2023, 12:17:20 pm
The Pebble Wall thing was so prevalent that you'd have spent lots of time on it - I think it was as was mentioned above.
Someone does it (wrong), posts up, others see sees the video...the spiral begins.
I'd always wondered how much the guidebook was to blame on this one (the Total Climbing one). The photo is taken from the side so the lines aren't obvious. I can remember doing the 6C (in error), saying to my mate "there's no way that's 7B" and then trying to the left.

There was a similar misunderstanding when another mate told me he'd done Sewer Rat Connection (7B+) at Almscliff. I said "f**king hell, good effort" as I'd had a couple of sessions on it and was making minimal progress. We ended up at the crag together some months later and he pointed out what he'd done, which definitely wasn't Sewer Rat and was about 7A despite what the Total Climbing guide had to say. It continues to amaze me that people can't tell the difference.

I think that it part of the issue - I checked yesterday and for as much as I don't really like 27crags, in this respect they are correct!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Br0mley on February 14, 2023, 12:28:32 pm
Speaking of Sewer Rat check out this vid, with a criminal level dab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rITRhlmiLck
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: webbo on February 14, 2023, 12:42:35 pm
Speaking of Sewer Rat check out this vid, with a criminal level dab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rITRhlmiLck
Not the best example to use given Jon’s no longer around to defend himself.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on February 14, 2023, 12:47:34 pm
Interesting ethical/moral question; if you send a private message and nothing comes of it, is it then ok to comment publicly saying 'to anyone hoping to repeat this problem, this isn't the correct line and has missed out the crux.' ?

My ego would decide. If it's a random problem I've never done and have no intentions of trying then I couldn't care less. If it's my hardest ascent and someone's trying to cheapen it then I'll write War and Peace slating them. Most problems will fall somewhere in the middle  ;D

Ah, a sort of Anna Karenina of bouldering guidelines?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: remus on February 14, 2023, 12:59:24 pm
It continues to amaze me that people can't tell the difference.

I don't think it's that surprising, bouldering grades can feel pretty whack sometimes. Some of the 'hardest' stuff I've done on grit was in a session, and then there's plenty of stuff 4-5 grades below that which has taken me 3+ sessions. Luck based scrittle etc.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Br0mley on February 14, 2023, 01:19:02 pm
Speaking of Sewer Rat check out this vid, with a criminal level dab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rITRhlmiLck
Not the best example to use given Jon’s no longer around to defend himself.
Ah fair, my bad. Wasn't aware of that
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 14, 2023, 01:38:07 pm
The Pebble Wall thing was so prevalent that you'd have spent lots of time on it - I think it was as was mentioned above.
Someone does it (wrong), posts up, others see sees the video...the spiral begins.
I'd always wondered how much the guidebook was to blame on this one (the Total Climbing one). The photo is taken from the side so the lines aren't obvious. I can remember doing the 6C (in error), saying to my mate "there's no way that's 7B" and then trying to the left.

There was a similar misunderstanding when another mate told me he'd done Sewer Rat Connection (7B+) at Almscliff. I said "f**king hell, good effort" as I'd had a couple of sessions on it and was making minimal progress. We ended up at the crag together some months later and he pointed out what he'd done, which definitely wasn't Sewer Rat and was about 7A despite what the Total Climbing guide had to say. It continues to amaze me that people can't tell the difference.

It amazes me that people can! A lot of grading is (imo) utterly nonsensical. Especially on grit.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jwi on February 14, 2023, 02:06:02 pm
Once I told some happy people at the crag that the 7a route they had all climbed was not the 7b+ to the left of what they climbed, as clearly indicated in the guidebook they held in their hands, and that they had not in fact all onsighted or flashed an 7b+. I have no idea why I bothered. 100% will not repeat.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 14, 2023, 04:35:20 pm
The Pebble Wall thing was so prevalent that you'd have spent lots of time on it - I think it was as was mentioned above.
Someone does it (wrong), posts up, others see sees the video...the spiral begins.
I'd always wondered how much the guidebook was to blame on this one (the Total Climbing one). The photo is taken from the side so the lines aren't obvious. I can remember doing the 6C (in error), saying to my mate "there's no way that's 7B" and then trying to the left.

There was a similar misunderstanding when another mate told me he'd done Sewer Rat Connection (7B+) at Almscliff. I said "f**king hell, good effort" as I'd had a couple of sessions on it and was making minimal progress. We ended up at the crag together some months later and he pointed out what he'd done, which definitely wasn't Sewer Rat and was about 7A despite what the Total Climbing guide had to say. It continues to amaze me that people can't tell the difference.

It amazes me that people can! A lot of grading is (imo) utterly nonsensical. Especially on grit.

If you're climbing on problems which have been recently developed or had little traffic then this is because people don't make any effort to challenge the FA's grade any more.

It's crazy that when people get consistently shut down by a particular grade then flash or otherwise piss a climb given that grade they don't seem to stop and wonder whether the grade could be wrong, especially on relatively new stuff.

Excuse my complaining. I was slightly triggered in this regard at the weekend and still not over it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on February 14, 2023, 06:27:50 pm

...this is because people don't make any effort to challenge the FA's grade any more.


Well I can think of one exception that proves the rule there!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: teestub on February 14, 2023, 07:09:59 pm
Excuse my complaining. I was slightly triggered in this regard at the weekend and still not over it.

It’s ok Will this is a safe space, tell us where the bad man misgraded
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 14, 2023, 07:11:29 pm
The Pebble Wall thing was so prevalent that you'd have spent lots of time on it - I think it was as was mentioned above.
Someone does it (wrong), posts up, others see sees the video...the spiral begins.
I'd always wondered how much the guidebook was to blame on this one (the Total Climbing one). The photo is taken from the side so the lines aren't obvious. I can remember doing the 6C (in error), saying to my mate "there's no way that's 7B" and then trying to the left.

There was a similar misunderstanding when another mate told me he'd done Sewer Rat Connection (7B+) at Almscliff. I said "f**king hell, good effort" as I'd had a couple of sessions on it and was making minimal progress. We ended up at the crag together some months later and he pointed out what he'd done, which definitely wasn't Sewer Rat and was about 7A despite what the Total Climbing guide had to say. It continues to amaze me that people can't tell the difference.

It amazes me that people can! A lot of grading is (imo) utterly nonsensical. Especially on grit.

If you're climbing on problems which have been recently developed or had little traffic then this is because people don't make any effort to challenge the FA's grade any more.

It's crazy that when people get consistently shut down by a particular grade then flash or otherwise piss a climb given that grade they don't seem to stop and wonder whether the grade could be wrong, especially on relatively new stuff.

Excuse my complaining. I was slightly triggered in this regard at the weekend and still not over it.

Not sure what climbing circles you run in but plenty of people dispute FA grades all the time. I’ve had people dispute mine and I’ve disputed new FA grades as well E.g. stroll the merry way
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 14, 2023, 07:12:26 pm
Yeah we definitely won't aggressively take the piss
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on February 14, 2023, 07:19:21 pm
Excuse my complaining. I was slightly triggered in this regard at the weekend and still not over it.

It’s ok Will this is a safe space, tell us where the bad man misgraded

No it isn't....  :boxing:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on February 14, 2023, 10:24:05 pm
people don't make any effort to challenge the FA's grade any more.


I'll see your 'people don't make any effort to challenge', and raise you one 'N.Gresham new route'.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on February 15, 2023, 08:54:34 am
ref: "downgrader" Hunt, as per TTT's mention earlier.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on February 15, 2023, 11:23:15 am
Oh my god I've just seen Girls On Grit has posted a video of Whisky Galore. Will Hunt baiting as its finest surely.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on February 15, 2023, 03:34:08 pm
Well, I just flicked through the GirlsOnGrit Instagram page and... Si Witcher...that's a great help example on NOT to discuss starting holds on a sit start on a page set up for girls on grit. Back around  :chair:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 15, 2023, 04:11:14 pm
Oh my god I've just seen Girls On Grit has posted a video of Whisky Galore. Will Hunt baiting as its finest surely.

Just wait till they pan a few metres to the right and see the in-situ 8 pad stack under Titfield to allow people to pull on from the good holds.

I did see somebody looking very capable on Crucifix Traverse but finishing just before the crack. I'm not saying anything, I don't need cancelling.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SiWitcher on February 15, 2023, 04:21:16 pm
...that's a great help example on NOT to discuss starting holds on a sit start on a page set up for girls on grit. Back around  :chair:

Hi, I guess all I can add at this point some way down the thread is to reassure you that I stand by my original comment on IG. I'm in the minority, clearly, in choosing to comment at all and in not sugar-coating my feedback. I'm fine with that. People have diverse views which are often interesting to hear, as long as we avoid personal attacks and stick to commenting on the moves and style.

To recap:
1. If you're a grown-up climbing instructor posting on your professional account, setting an example to the masses of less-experienced climbers of whatever gender, then don't claim a sit start of any specific grade if you're not sitting on the ground. As discussed up thread, if you can't reach the 'standard' sit-start handholds, then I guess you could claim it as a low start on defined holds or something else - whatever, but do acknowledge the higher start point (of your arse).
2. What gives me the right to comment on a female beta page? The platform is open to all to comment - engagement is literally what drives it.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: teestub on February 15, 2023, 04:33:48 pm
if you can't reach the 'standard' sit-start handholds, then I guess you could claim it as a low start on defined holds or something else - whatever, but do acknowledge the higher start point (of your arse).

What’s the regulation sit start pad thickness to make sure I comply with this rule, should my arse be on nothing thicker than a beer towel, or is a 5inch thick pad ok?!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on February 15, 2023, 04:40:13 pm
don't claim a sit start of any specific grade if you're not sitting on the ground

I'm gonna need a lot of tipex, the only time I ever sit on the actual floor is when I don't have enough pads or it's so low I can't fit otherwise! Personally I think Bonjoy's guideline of shorties stacking as many as strictly necessary to reach the holds but no more makes far more sense than shorties claiming a whole bunch of super-shit-super-low variations  :badidea:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 15, 2023, 05:41:55 pm
don't claim a sit start of any specific grade if you're not sitting on the ground.

This is such a weird and pointlessly strict rule. Almost nobody abides by this.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 15, 2023, 06:02:57 pm
...that's a great help example on NOT to discuss starting holds on a sit start on a page set up for girls on grit. Back around  :chair:

Hi, I guess all I can add at this point some way down the thread is to reassure you that I stand by my original comment on IG. I'm in the minority, clearly, in choosing to comment at all and in not sugar-coating my feedback. I'm fine with that. People have diverse views which are often interesting to hear, as long as we avoid personal attacks and stick to commenting on the moves and style.

To recap:
1. If you're a grown-up climbing instructor posting on your professional account, setting an example to the masses of less-experienced climbers of whatever gender, then don't claim a sit start of any specific grade if you're not sitting on the ground. As discussed up thread, if you can't reach the 'standard' sit-start handholds, then I guess you could claim it as a low start on defined holds or something else - whatever, but do acknowledge the higher start point (of your arse).
2. What gives me the right to comment on a female beta page? The platform is open to all to comment - engagement is literally what drives it.

No one’s saying you can’t call questionable stuff out but what we’re saying is that this is a particularly stupid hill to die on, mostly because you’re applying really stupid and contrived rules which only complicated and confuses people even further.

There’s multiple pad brands all of different thicknesses so ymmv.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on February 15, 2023, 07:31:30 pm
don't claim a sit start of any specific grade if you're not sitting on the ground.

This is such a weird and pointlessly strict rule. Almost nobody abides by this.

Nobody except the OP, surely? I have literally never heard of the idea that a sit start only counts if your arse is on the muddy/stony/sandy/shitty ground today. I've never done a sit start apparently.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on February 15, 2023, 08:23:47 pm
don't claim a sit start of any specific grade if you're not sitting on the ground.



This is such a weird and pointlessly strict rule. Almost nobody abides by this.

Nobody except the OP, surely? I have literally never heard of the idea that a sit start only counts if your arse is on the muddy/stony/sandy/shitty ground today. I've never done a sit start apparently.


As someone who bouldered pre pads and who took at the time note of the Fontainebleau original ethic of doing exactly that, ie on your arse, on the ground,  I imagine lots of people did. Not saying I do that now, but maybe its worth remembering, at least to 'ground' the issue with a nod to original ethics or rules.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jwi on February 15, 2023, 08:33:52 pm
The first Font guidebook I owned clearly stated that départ assis meant sitting on the ground or on a towel. Départ bas meant low defined start holds, but crouching start OK.

O tempora, o mores
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on February 15, 2023, 09:01:03 pm
Evening Gentlefolks
I also went to check out GirlsonGrit hoping they might offer some much needed advice on the grade of sandpaper i might use to erase my inherent privilege, unfortunately they could neither fix my institutional racism or give a comprehensive review of the abrasive qualities of ceramic alumina, silicon carbide and aluminium oxide.
Yesterday while out at my local boulder i decided to solve ALL my problems and identify as a pan sexual furry called "~". I,we,them,they had just pulled on the start holds and a fierce representative of the patriarchy assaulted us with his toxic masculinity and a barrage of micro aggressions "Excuse me, i dont mean to be an arse but if you intend to climb that line you might want to begin at the original start holds set down by the first ascensionist about a foot lower and to your right". 
My blue hair nearly turned red and i barely contained ourselves, we screamed in his Fucken Face " did you just misgender me you rapist conservative pig". I quickly stabbed him through his objectifying eyeholes before he could oppress me further, thanking the Earth mother that another carbon loving right-wing Brexit Maga lover would no longer add to the already overpopulation problem, Hail Greta. 

After a quiet session i went home to find the Police waiting for me, my sentencing awaits but in the meantime i spend my days as Belinda in the woman's prison, thank Nietzsche for our Scottish progressive ways.

A lesson to us all i think :-\
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on February 15, 2023, 09:21:04 pm
Didn't know that about font, good knowledge. But it's worth remembering in the sense that it's worth remembering Joe Brown did all his routes in plimsolls. Good historical knowledge, but To replicate it today would be an anachronism except where required (eg when there is no space for both pad and arse).
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on February 15, 2023, 09:29:27 pm
Good historical knowledge, but To replicate it today would be an anachronism except where required (eg when there is no space for both pad and arse).

At the risk of asking the obvious: why?

No argument over the thickness of a towel as there is with a pad - a towel is a towel give or take a few mm. It provides a much more level playing field than a pad.. It keeps your ass clean and dry. Be honest - you don't 'need' a pad to sit on to start a boulder problem to make it a bearable proposition, its not like there are razers on the ground unless you boulder at the Breck.

Sorry for being sensible. Carry on finding ways to cheat :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on February 15, 2023, 09:48:21 pm
Cause the protection has improved ; I gather the arse on the ground advice was pre pads right? Obviously a towel is fine for cleaning your boots and not getting mud on your arse, but it wouldn't be a lot of good for falling on. (I know I know, weren't the oldies hard etc etc).

For me pads, like sticky rubber, are progress. Seems dumb to not move on when 99%+ of other climbers have?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: teestub on February 15, 2023, 09:59:47 pm
I guess it makes more sense in the sandpits of font than the mud or rocks that most landings have to offer in this country. Like you said I sit in a mat because I have one there, and I have missed moves on sit starts before and smashed my lower back missing pads.

I wonder what the bum on the sand bleausards do now on problems where the landings have been eroded down by half a metre!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 15, 2023, 10:09:25 pm
This part of the debate is easily resolved by accepting that a problem whose difficulty is significantly affected by the difference in thickness between a towel and a pad is inherently shit and thus not worth arguing about. Anybody propping up their climbing CV with big numbers acquired in such a fashion can receive the same wry smile and knowing nod as those whose sole Font X has been ticked by climbing a Font X-1 into a slightly harder finish. Probably at Raven Tor.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on February 15, 2023, 10:20:06 pm
Cause the protection has improved ; I gather the arse on the ground advice was pre pads right? Obviously a towel is fine for cleaning your boots and not getting mud on your arse, but it wouldn't be a lot of good for falling on. (I know I know, weren't the oldies hard etc etc).

For me pads, like sticky rubber, are progress. Seems dumb to not move on when 99%+ of other climbers have?

Protection against what? A move off the ground? To be facetious why not put loads of pads then if protection is your reason.  As more pads offers more protection.


It would be pretty straightforward to start off a towel but have a pad immediately behind/adjacent to it to protect you.

Like 95% of people, I don't do this. But it does make a lot of sense if you're keen on having a more level playing field than n=? pads of indeterminate thickness.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on February 16, 2023, 08:06:36 am
I wonder what the bum on the sand bleausards do now on problems where the landings have been eroded down by half a metre!

Unless you did a laser scan of the area at the time of your first ascent and 3D mapped a replica of the ground you just aren't putting the effort in.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 16, 2023, 08:56:31 am
Good historical knowledge, but To replicate it today would be an anachronism except where required (eg when there is no space for both pad and arse).

At the risk of asking the obvious: why?

No argument over the thickness of a towel as there is with a pad - a towel is a towel give or take a few mm. It provides a much more level playing field than a pad.. It keeps your ass clean and dry. Be honest - you don't 'need' a pad to sit on to start a boulder problem to make it a bearable proposition, its not like there are razers on the ground unless you boulder at the Breck.

Sorry for being sensible. Carry on finding ways to cheat :)

What an unbelievably cheap shot  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Plattsy on February 16, 2023, 09:15:40 am
Sit starts without crash pad are still a thing in Font. I suspect they use sit start pads or towels....

A presumably recent example.

https://bleau.info/marion/309115.html
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on February 16, 2023, 09:38:40 am
Sit starts without crash pad are still a thing in Font. I suspect they use sit start pads or towels....

A presumably recent example.

https://bleau.info/marion/309115.html

Is that not a bona fide DAB at 12 seconds?  There was definitely a physics-defying change of acceleration that I've never seen without contact. Could be wrong...just sayin....       :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Back to the topic - @Si Witcher, while I used it as an example of what I thought was a poor way to broach the subject, it wasn't intended as a personal attack.

With regards to agreeing what even *are* the rules for sHit starts, it's clear even that has varying degrees of input. While "bum on dirt" is clearly the easiest to define, it's also the most  :shit: / morpho / unfair. Defined starting holds is perhaps better (fairer) but more open to abuse - how much bum spring to do you het off the mat, how thick is it, what's the exact placement.

There's a great lie-down start problem at Dumby (toto sit) that is HARDER with a mat, as it doesn't let you get properly under the holds. Well, it used to be but erosion is maybe changing that. And, while razor blades are uncommon, broken glass isn't! 
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on February 16, 2023, 09:53:28 am
Sit starts without crash pad are still a thing in Font. I suspect they use sit start pads or towels....

A presumably recent example.

https://bleau.info/marion/309115.html

Theres a mat visible in that video. 'Only' a thin one I think, but thats already thicker than a towel!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 16, 2023, 10:29:19 am
I can't believe people are claiming to have done sit starts off a towel.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 16, 2023, 10:36:45 am
You would never ever catch me posting a comment on a girlsongrit video saying "you did that wrong" or any variation thereof. There's zero chance that'll come off well. And I'm okay with that! It's a space and platform where I'm ill advised to provide critical comment, and that's fine
 
I feel like some people want to always be able to comment on any platform in any space and have their words heeded, and I think that is not a realistic thing to expect.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on February 16, 2023, 12:45:51 pm
Just an example here, but the description "sit start without crashpad" is a very common thing to see when browsing bleau.info...

https://bleau.info/apremontsanglier/302391.html
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Droyd on February 16, 2023, 12:46:34 pm
There have been loads of thoughtful responses here and I think that's all to the good - I’m alright with being told that I’m full of shit and having holes in arguments pointed out. But there have also been a lot of comedy bits based on stereotypes of blue-haired American uni students screaming that they can identify as whatever they want and general mocking of ideas like victimisation and safe spaces and privilege that were never part of the discussion in the first place, in response to a basic argument that women in a male-dominated environment might be bothered by things that men aren’t bothered by. Obviously that’s to be expected because this is an online forum and it's much more fun than writing walls of text, but it probably also explains why in this whole discussion there have only been two contributors who have said that they’re women.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: webbo on February 16, 2023, 12:49:42 pm
Just an example here, but the description "sit start without crashpad" is a very common thing to see when browsing bleau.info...

https://bleau.info/apremontsanglier/302391.html
Yet in the video he starts kneeling  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on February 16, 2023, 12:59:02 pm
I can't think of a single boulder problem I've tried where a mandated* sit start improved the quality of the problem over a hypothetical low start using the same starting holds. Difficulty yes, quality no.

*sometimes a sit start might actually be easier than a crouch by allowing you to get under the holds better. In this scenario, starting sitting doesn't need to be a rule.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on February 16, 2023, 01:09:16 pm
I “did” l’aerodynamite off a 3 pad stack and my friend, who can easily reach more than pad higher than me, “did” it off two. I’m just wondering who’s not done it the most?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on February 16, 2023, 01:15:03 pm
I can't think of a single boulder problem I've tried where a mandated* sit start improved the quality of the problem over a hypothetical low start using the same starting holds. Difficulty yes, quality no.

*sometimes a sit start might actually be easier than a crouch by allowing you to get under the holds better. In this scenario, starting sitting doesn't need to be a rule.



Crash n' Gurn is both harder and arguably not as good if you don't pull your arse off the ground / mat / beer towel (delete as appropriate)

There's also that 7a slab up and right of the walk-in from the small car park...seem to recall the description on that one mandates starting off the floor, not a pad (albeit it's not a SS)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on February 16, 2023, 01:16:09 pm
I can't think of a single boulder problem I've tried where a mandated* sit start improved the quality of the problem over a hypothetical low start using the same starting holds. Difficulty yes, quality no.

*sometimes a sit start might actually be easier than a crouch by allowing you to get under the holds better. In this scenario, starting sitting doesn't need to be a rule.

Any problem that starts sitting is better quality in my terms than low or crouching… that’s because my knees are fucked and sitting down is better than crouched. I actually think crouching starts are generally less satisfying than sitting.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: 36chambers on February 16, 2023, 01:29:39 pm
Sitters are usually much better than those awkward crouch starts where you have to pull on with one foot and hop/slam your other foot into whatever place it should be. Those things suck.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on February 16, 2023, 02:17:15 pm
Any problem that starts sitting is better quality in my terms than low or crouching… that’s because my knees are fucked and sitting down is better than crouched. I actually think crouching starts are generally less satisfying than sitting.

Agreed, it's way more satisfying to pull on from sitting than starting crouched.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on February 16, 2023, 05:26:56 pm
There have been loads of thoughtful responses here and I think that's all to the good - I’m alright with being told that I’m full of shit and having holes in arguments pointed out. But there have also been a lot of comedy bits based on stereotypes of blue-haired American uni students screaming that they can identify as whatever they want and general mocking of ideas like victimisation and safe spaces and privilege that were never part of the discussion in the first place, in response to a basic argument that women in a male-dominated environment might be bothered by things that men aren’t bothered by. Obviously that’s to be expected because this is an online forum and it's much more fun than writing walls of text, but it probably also explains why in this whole discussion there have only been two contributors who have said that they’re women.

This.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Jono.r23 on February 16, 2023, 05:39:24 pm
Is it cheating if you build a new floor? https://www.instagram.com/p/CoueptxSYwU/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on February 16, 2023, 06:06:01 pm
There have been loads of thoughtful responses here and I think that's all to the good - I’m alright with being told that I’m full of shit and having holes in arguments pointed out. But there have also been a lot of comedy bits based on stereotypes of blue-haired American uni students screaming that they can identify as whatever they want and general mocking of ideas like victimisation and safe spaces and privilege that were never part of the discussion in the first place, in response to a basic argument that women in a male-dominated environment might be bothered by things that men aren’t bothered by. Obviously that’s to be expected because this is an online forum and it's much more fun than writing walls of text, but it probably also explains why in this whole discussion there have only been two contributors who have said that they’re women.

I have history with this thread, In my opinion it is scraping the ragged edge of bullying, i have tried in vain in the past {look up my previous posts} to express my misgivings re the Bring out your dabs crew with little impact or sway.

i sidestepped in to humour after awhile thinking it might shine a light on the ridiculousness of the whole endeavour. 

So my comedic response was along the same lines, as far as i can tell i am Not good at communicating over the web in a serious fashion, with this in mind i would be happy to meet in person to discuss any issues you might have with whatever i have written and go through things in an adult and gentle discussion filled with nuance and understanding.

Thank you for your comments :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: teestub on February 16, 2023, 06:19:35 pm
There have been loads of thoughtful responses here and I think that's all to the good - I’m alright with being told that I’m full of shit and having holes in arguments pointed out. But there have also been a lot of comedy bits based on stereotypes of blue-haired American uni students screaming that they can identify as whatever they want and general mocking of ideas like victimisation and safe spaces and privilege that were never part of the discussion in the first place, in response to a basic argument that women in a male-dominated environment might be bothered by things that men aren’t bothered by. Obviously that’s to be expected because this is an online forum and it's much more fun than writing walls of text, but it probably also explains why in this whole discussion there have only been two contributors who have said that they’re women.

Just to clarify, my mocking is solely pointed towards Mr Hunt, and I am fully supportive of the playing field being leveled by people using the requsite amount of pads they need to reach starting holds. Equity rather than equality.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on February 16, 2023, 06:29:27 pm
I “did” l’aerodynamite off a 3 pad stack and my friend, who can easily reach more than pad higher than me, “did” it off two. I’m just wondering who’s not done it the most?

You.

Friend = -2p
You = -3p

You have failed -3/-2 = 150% more than (s)he has.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: honroid on February 16, 2023, 08:29:59 pm
I “did” l’aerodynamite off a 3 pad stack and my friend, who can easily reach more than pad higher than me, “did” it off two. I’m just wondering who’s not done it the most?

You.

Friend = -2p
You = -3p

You have failed -3/-2 = 150% more than (s)he has.

Brilliant
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Kingy on February 16, 2023, 09:23:46 pm
If you start Trigger Cut in the cave with about 5 pads stacked, its possible to start with your arms bent which is easier than pulling on from the limit of your reach standing on say 2 pads (obvs depending on reach).
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: monkoffunk on February 17, 2023, 10:45:07 am
Shameless and wanton boulder dab at 1min 25sec, invalidating send that was subsequently claimed on 8a.nu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlIOtpj1YnI
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: chrisbrooke on February 17, 2023, 11:33:49 am
Famous Grouse is one where a true 'arse on the ground' sit is a fair bit harder than a crouch or pad stack start. I've seen a few ascents with comments of 'sit didn't add much' where it's been more of a crouch start. I can't get off the ground at all from a true sit on that one.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: sirlockoff on February 17, 2023, 12:46:05 pm
I am not entirely sure how well this suits to this thread, but there is also the issue of which starting holds you start with when you climb a non-sit climb,

for example,

The rib in burbage south: you can start like in the attached pic: https://ibb.co/bXhdhYz

basically right hand on the high crimp and start heel on, this will make the problem around V4-5 for me. But that crimp from ground is only accessible when you are taller.

If you do it with other starting holds, for me it felt much harder to the extent that I've never crimped so hard on grit.

I have more examples like that  :o

should a 2030 guidebook be a digital app that shows every climb outside like it is a board climb with predefined feet and hands, or will we be ok as a community that there are plenty of climbs where taller climbers will be able to start with higher holds  that give them pretty good advance sometimes, to the extent of skipping the crux.

this thread coule be renamed to be a bit wider, 'bring out the pitchforks'

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on February 17, 2023, 01:28:38 pm
Start holds should absolutely be defined where they're not patently obvious.

Different variations of a problem should be given defined grades. for example:

Help the Young - 7A+ (French start)
Help the Young Stand Start - 7B+
Help the Young Sit Start - 7C+
Help the Young Sit Start (No Foot Block) - 8A

In a perfect world, I'd prefer the purest and fullest line to be the one that gets the name, and all the others are lesser variations. This would make the 8A version simply 'Help the Young' in my book. However, it's likely the easiest version of a problem will get done and be named first.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 17, 2023, 01:50:16 pm
Start holds should absolutely be defined where they're not patently obvious.

Different variations of a problem should be given defined grades. for example:

Help the Young - 7A+ (French start)
Help the Young Stand Start - 7B+
Help the Young Sit Start - 7C+
Help the Young Sit Start (No Foot Block) - 8A

In a perfect world, I'd prefer the purest and fullest line to be the one that gets the name, and all the others are lesser variations. This would make the 8A version simply 'Help the Young' in my book. However, it's likely the easiest version of a problem will get done and be named first.

Surely it would be help the young 7C+ With footblock otherwise it’s an eliminate and shit according to a lot of people who frequent this forum  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 17, 2023, 01:56:57 pm
In a perfect world, I'd prefer the purest and fullest line to be the one that gets the name, and all the others are lesser variations.

Sometimes this will be the case but most of the time it's the opposite for me.
Take the Shelterstone. The problems that start on that great big sidepull jug (Ned's, The Groove) are natural stand starts. The sit adds unpleasant and incongruously difficult climbing. If it were my guide I'd have described them as stands with the sit starts being a note in the text or on a separate line.

There's at least one FA that I've done where I only bothered persisting with the sit start so that some idiot didn't do it later and claim it as an improvement to the original stand. The one that springs to mind is Emerald Arete at Ruin Bank which is a really nice 6A or a 7A sit which might have been good were the crux not having to climb it in such a way as to avoid a dab.

The arete to the left is another example. Sitting (padless) on the block to start makes it a bit harder (weird body positiony pull on) but adds no quality, just mindless difficulty to a perfectly logical stand start. (Incidentally when I recorded the sit I somehow preempted Si Witcher and said "Start with the bones of your arse on the block (the short may use a booster seat on the block, but don't take the mick)."

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNo1WgOD8Dy/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNk4SgljrqV/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: MischaHY on February 17, 2023, 02:00:30 pm
I've been wavering on commenting on this thread but I think it's useful to contribute my perspective.

I spent most of my childhood and teenage years being bullied pretty badly for social awkwardness and none-conformity (I suspect due to undiagnosed ADHD amongst other things) and as a result have taken some time to come around to the concept of an enjoyable piss-taking/light mockery amongst friends and acquaintances.

However with that in mind though I've come to see it as a useful and funny part of the social experience - but within certain boundaries which avoid causing misunderstanding and emotional escalation/damage.

For me this works in the following context:

1) You must always have some level of pre-existing personal relationship with the person you're sharing the piss taking with, whether they are the subject of the piss taking or are joking with you about someone else is is the subject.

2) If the piss taking is happening in a public setting, then the subject should be present and taking part in the discussion. If the person is not 'present' then the discussion should not be public.

3) If the subject cannot be guaranteed to be present then the nature of the joking needs to be kept within appropriate boundaries. And easy filter for this is if you would feel comfortable saying what you're writing directly to the face of someone who you've never met previously and without context. If you're someone who typically struggles to read social cues then it's best to be more cautious.

If the piss taking strays outside of these contexts then it's mockery/bullying because the useful and enjoyable social element is lost to one or more of the parties involved and it becomes destructive rather than constructive.

The issue with this current discussion (and in a gentler sense, the overall tone of this thread - but I respect that there is nuance with anything that someone has openly published online) is that it's public but unable to meet rule two and is crossing the line on rule three. This is a difficult situation because most people here are making the valid point that there is a useful component to the information delivered and that using humour as a mechanism to deliver it is a good way to do so.

The key is to make sure that the subject of the social error can feel a little embarrassed but still see the funny side which allows for constructive social growth and group learning as opposed to ostracisation. This then strengthens both the message and the social dynamic.

Happy to be called out but that's my perspective as someone who learnt to love a little fun-poking later in life after much unhappiness.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: MischaHY on February 17, 2023, 02:07:51 pm
Start holds should absolutely be defined where they're not patently obvious.

Different variations of a problem should be given defined grades. for example:

Help the Young - 7A+ (French start)
Help the Young Stand Start - 7B+
Help the Young Sit Start - 7C+
Help the Young Sit Start (No Foot Block) - 8A

In a perfect world, I'd prefer the purest and fullest line to be the one that gets the name, and all the others are lesser variations. This would make the 8A version simply 'Help the Young' in my book. However, it's likely the easiest version of a problem will get done and be named first.

I agree with Liam that for bouldering it makes the most sense to be clear about starting positions, particularly if this is unclear. If that means marking start holds/positions on a topo then that's how it is. Difficulty is so nuanced in bouldering and I think this is one area where we can learn from indoor climbing which has come up with a good solution to this problem. It allows everyone to have a clearer and more fulfilling experience without as many mistakes being made.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on February 17, 2023, 02:15:18 pm
In a perfect world, I'd prefer the purest and fullest line to be the one that gets the name, and all the others are lesser variations.

Sometimes this will be the case but most of the time it's the opposite for me.
Take the Shelterstone. The problems that start on that great big sidepull jug (Ned's, The Groove) are natural stand starts. The sit adds unpleasant and incongruously difficult climbing. If it were my guide I'd have described them as stands with the sit starts being a note in the text or on a separate line.

There's at least one FA that I've done where I only bothered persisting with the sit start so that some idiot didn't do it later and claim it as an improvement to the original stand. The one that springs to mind is Emerald Arete at Ruin Bank which is a really nice 6A or a 7A sit which might have been good were the crux not having to climb it in such a way as to avoid a dab.

The arete to the left is another example. Sitting (padless) on the block to start makes it a bit harder (weird body positiony pull on) but adds no quality, just mindless difficulty to a perfectly logical stand start. (Incidentally when I recorded the sit I somehow preempted Si Witcher and said "Start with the bones of your arse on the block (the short may use a booster seat on the block, but don't take the mick)."

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNo1WgOD8Dy/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNk4SgljrqV/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I agree with those examples, Will. I said purest and fullest, but should have used or. Sometimes the purest line will take precedence over the fullest. In the example I gave, the easiest version of HTY which gets the most ascents is a French start; clearly this problem doesn't have an obvious jug to start from while standing.

I quite like what Jon has done with the new problems at Bitholmes. One Redeeming Feature gets the name and the block start variations get their caveats in brackets. Ned came along later and did an even harder, yet still logical version, so it was given a new name altogether - Total Redemption.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on February 17, 2023, 02:32:13 pm
Take the Shelterstone. The problems that start on that great big sidepull jug (Ned's, The Groove) are natural stand starts. The sit adds unpleasant and incongruously difficult climbing.

Fun example here of how we're all never going to agree, as I love the sit moves to those problems! My adjectives for them would be tensiony and powerful :)

Anyway I agree with stated starting positions for things.

I've been wavering on commenting on this thread but I think it's useful to contribute my perspective.

I spent most of my childhood and teenage years being bullied pretty badly for social awkwardness and none-conformity (I suspect due to undiagnosed ADHD amongst other things) and as a result have taken some time to come around to the concept of an enjoyable piss-taking/light mockery amongst friends and acquaintances.

However with that in mind though I've come to see it as a useful and funny part of the social experience - but within certain boundaries which avoid causing misunderstanding and emotional escalation/damage.

For me this works in the following context:

1) You must always have some level of pre-existing personal relationship with the person you're sharing the piss taking with, whether they are the subject of the piss taking or are joking with you about someone else is is the subject.

2) If the piss taking is happening in a public setting, then the subject should be present and taking part in the discussion. If the person is not 'present' then the discussion should not be public.

3) If the subject cannot be guaranteed to be present then the nature of the joking needs to be kept within appropriate boundaries. And easy filter for this is if you would feel comfortable saying what you're writing directly to the face of someone who you've never met previously and without context. If you're someone who typically struggles to read social cues then it's best to be more cautious.

If the piss taking strays outside of these contexts then it's mockery/bullying because the useful and enjoyable social element is lost to one or more of the parties involved and it becomes destructive rather than constructive.

The issue with this current discussion (and in a gentler sense, the overall tone of this thread - but I respect that there is nuance with anything that someone has openly published online) is that it's public but unable to meet rule two and is crossing the line on rule three. This is a difficult situation because most people here are making the valid point that there is a useful component to the information delivered and that using humour as a mechanism to deliver it is a good way to do so.

The key is to make sure that the subject of the social error can feel a little embarrassed but still see the funny side which allows for constructive social growth and group learning as opposed to ostracisation. This then strengthens both the message and the social dynamic.

Happy to be called out but that's my perspective as someone who learnt to love a little fun-poking later in life after much unhappiness.

Really excellent post, nice one.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: chrisbrooke on February 17, 2023, 02:54:22 pm
I am not entirely sure how well this suits to this thread, but there is also the issue of which starting holds you start with when you climb a non-sit climb,

for example,

The rib in burbage south: you can start like in the attached pic: https://ibb.co/bXhdhYz

basically right hand on the high crimp and start heel on, this will make the problem around V4-5 for me. But that crimp from ground is only accessible when you are taller.

If you do it with other starting holds, for me it felt much harder to the extent that I've never crimped so hard on grit.

I have more examples like that  :o

should a 2030 guidebook be a digital app that shows every climb outside like it is a board climb with predefined feet and hands, or will we be ok as a community that there are plenty of climbs where taller climbers will be able to start with higher holds  that give them pretty good advance sometimes, to the extent of skipping the crux.

this thread coule be renamed to be a bit wider, 'bring out the pitchforks'

I think in a lot of cases just a few words in the guidebook would clear things up. Such that The Rib could go from: "A fingery classic up the blunt rib usually with a dynamic finish" to: "A fingery classic up the blunt rib usually with a dynamic finish, starting from the RH undercling for the full experience."

Or Dick Williams "The right arete is something of a classic" becomes: "The right arete, starting with hands on the first ledge, is something of a classic". I did this recently and could comfortably reach the LH pinch and RH crimp from standing, making a pleasant 6C+ or so to the top. Adding in the first move by starting with hands on the ledge added a grade or so and seemed like 'the done thing'.

If you're not 'on the scene' and/or haven't grown up as a local, or been trying things with people 'in the know' all you have to go off is a guidebook description and maybe a few beta vids which may or may not be 'right'. And as quite a lot of problems have 'rules', unless they're spelled out it's not always possible to just intuit them.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on February 17, 2023, 04:29:57 pm
AKA every trip to Font pre-smartphones / Gite wi-fi when you thought you'd done something hard.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: chrisbrooke on February 17, 2023, 05:00:17 pm
AKA every trip to Font pre-smartphones / Gite wi-fi when you thought you'd done something hard.

Ha! Well, I started in '97, but only trad, until having kids a few years ago, at which point I discovered bouldering. I was going to write 'trad was always a lot simpler' but then I thought about 'how far off-route is too off-route; how much info is allowed to still be an onsight; can you reverse to the ground without weighting gear and still claim the onsight....' etc, and thought, damn it, it's no simpler.....it's a funny game we play.

I think it boils down to conscience. You know in your heart if you've properly embraced the challenge of the route/problem, or if you've cut corners. And the physical and emotional experience you take away is all that matters anyway (caveats for not damaging the rock etc).

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on February 17, 2023, 08:19:33 pm
Start holds should absolutely be defined where they're not patently obvious.

Different variations of a problem should be given defined grades. for example:

Help the Young - 7A+ (French start)
Help the Young Stand Start - 7B+
Help the Young Sit Start - 7C+
Help the Young Sit Start (No Foot Block) - 8A

In a perfect world, I'd prefer the purest and fullest line to be the one that gets the name, and all the others are lesser variations. This would make the 8A version simply 'Help the Young' in my book. However, it's likely the easiest version of a problem will get done and be named first.

Surely it would be help the young 7C+ With footblock otherwise it’s an eliminate and shit according to a lot of people who frequent this forum  ;D

The ‘footblock’ wasn’t used on the FA as it was pretty obvious to me it was part of the floor. If you want to include the ground for your sit start footholds go ahead, but you only get the grade for the stand surely?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 18, 2023, 08:40:42 am
Start holds should absolutely be defined where they're not patently obvious.

Different variations of a problem should be given defined grades. for example:

Help the Young - 7A+ (French start)
Help the Young Stand Start - 7B+
Help the Young Sit Start - 7C+
Help the Young Sit Start (No Foot Block) - 8A

In a perfect world, I'd prefer the purest and fullest line to be the one that gets the name, and all the others are lesser variations. This would make the 8A version simply 'Help the Young' in my book. However, it's likely the easiest version of a problem will get done and be named first.

Surely it would be help the young 7C+ With footblock otherwise it’s an eliminate and shit according to a lot of people who frequent this forum  ;D

The ‘footblock’ wasn’t used on the FA as it was pretty obvious to me it was part of the floor. If you want to include the ground for your sit start footholds go ahead, but you only get the grade for the stand surely?

I’m personally fine with eliminating stuff to make a climb harder but to me that footblock very much looks like it’s part of the rock? Either way it was more of a commentary on how people on here complain and say that you can’t have eliminates on grit otherwise it’s a shit problem (I do not agree with them)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on February 18, 2023, 09:06:41 am
Who's said that?

There are plenty of grit eliminates and variations, all well accepted. No, they can't ever be three stars, but that doesn't mean they're shit.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on February 18, 2023, 09:15:13 am
Ok so my suggestion is Thread name change -

1.Bring oot yer pads
2.Sit start, Shit start
3.I did it my way
4.Sisters Are Doin' It for Themselves

Please add ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on February 18, 2023, 09:30:20 am
Start holds should absolutely be defined where they're not patently obvious.

Different variations of a problem should be given defined grades. for example:

Help the Young - 7A+ (French start)
Help the Young Stand Start - 7B+
Help the Young Sit Start - 7C+
Help the Young Sit Start (No Foot Block) - 8A

In a perfect world, I'd prefer the purest and fullest line to be the one that gets the name, and all the others are lesser variations. This would make the 8A version simply 'Help the Young' in my book. However, it's likely the easiest version of a problem will get done and be named first.

Surely it would be help the young 7C+ With footblock otherwise it’s an eliminate and shit according to a lot of people who frequent this forum  ;D

The ‘footblock’ wasn’t used on the FA as it was pretty obvious to me it was part of the floor. If you want to include the ground for your sit start footholds go ahead, but you only get the grade for the stand surely?

I’m personally fine with eliminating stuff to make a climb harder but to me that footblock very much looks like it’s part of the rock? Either way it was more of a commentary on how people on here complain and say that you can’t have eliminates on grit otherwise it’s a shit problem (I do not agree with them)

It’s below the floor level to the right, and originally there was a loose block which made the right even higher. I really gave it no consideration, it just seemed obvious to me that the break formed a natural dividing line to the extent I didn’t include a rule in the write up, and was surprised when people started using it. Sit starts are contrived, and this is is not unusual.

Let’s not forget that dabs are not primarily caused by climbers, but by shit lowballs. If the crux is avoiding the floor there are probably better uses for your time.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 18, 2023, 09:48:50 am
Start holds should absolutely be defined where they're not patently obvious.

Different variations of a problem should be given defined grades. for example:

Help the Young - 7A+ (French start)
Help the Young Stand Start - 7B+
Help the Young Sit Start - 7C+
Help the Young Sit Start (No Foot Block) - 8A

In a perfect world, I'd prefer the purest and fullest line to be the one that gets the name, and all the others are lesser variations. This would make the 8A version simply 'Help the Young' in my book. However, it's likely the easiest version of a problem will get done and be named first.

Surely it would be help the young 7C+ With footblock otherwise it’s an eliminate and shit according to a lot of people who frequent this forum  ;D

The ‘footblock’ wasn’t used on the FA as it was pretty obvious to me it was part of the floor. If you want to include the ground for your sit start footholds go ahead, but you only get the grade for the stand surely?

I’m personally fine with eliminating stuff to make a climb harder but to me that footblock very much looks like it’s part of the rock? Either way it was more of a commentary on how people on here complain and say that you can’t have eliminates on grit otherwise it’s a shit problem (I do not agree with them)

It’s below the floor level to the right, and originally there was a loose block which made the right even higher. I really gave it no consideration, it just seemed obvious to me that the break formed a natural dividing line to the extent I didn’t include a rule in the write up, and was surprised when people started using it. Sit starts are contrived, and this is is not unusual.

Let’s not forget that dabs are not primarily caused by climbers, but by shit lowballs. If the crux is avoiding the floor there are probably better uses for your time.

Sorry to disagree but a crux being avoiding a dab just means you need to use your core to avoid the floor or an object which can be just as valid as any other crux such as moving between positions or holding a bad hold. Maybe it’s time to stop calling things crap just because you don’t enjoy them?

I would also say the sit without footblock to help the young is dabby as you have to do a pull up in compression and avoid scraping the floor as you move up the arête? Also if people naturally use a footblock then maybe it was dumb to eliminate it but then not be more expressive about the rules?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on February 18, 2023, 09:50:03 am

Let’s not forget that dabs are not primarily caused by climbers, but by shit lowballs. If the crux is avoiding the floor there are probably better uses for your time.

You have to wonder what a non-climber would make of 45 pages of people whose hobby is supposedly leaving the floor discussing still being in contact with it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on February 18, 2023, 10:16:57 am
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  Maybe it’s time to stop calling things crap just because you don’t enjoy them?

Seriously?  :lol: Where the fuck would that leave me?

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I would also say the sit without footblock to help the young is dabby as you have to do a pull up in compression and avoid scraping the floor as you move up the arête?

I’ve literally never dabbed on it, your feet are solid so it’s your hands that pop. The move off the floor isn’t the hard bit either, it’s the transition into the stand.

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Also if people naturally use a footblock then maybe it was dumb to eliminate it but then not be more expressive about the rules?

As I said, it wasn’t a conscious decision by me to eliminate it. And it was a FA, so ‘people’ weren't ‘naturally’ using it. When they did, I pointed out I didn’t use it. Beyond that, I haven’t had a lot to do with ‘being more expressive about the rules’.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 18, 2023, 10:22:01 am
Sorry to disagree but a crux being avoiding a dab just means you need to use your core to avoid the floor or an object which can be just as valid as any other crux such as moving between positions or holding a bad hold.

This is just one example but I'm honestly despairing of where climbing is at the moment when it comes to how we guage quality.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 18, 2023, 10:29:53 am
Just catching up on the recent and not-so-recent fun. So let me get this right.

In terms of gender and dab / pad-stack shaming, the previous stats were 2 out of 13 previous shames were women compared to men (of which one was refuted anyway)?? Which would seem to be less than the general ratio of women compared to men in climbing. And in terms of recent discussion participation specifically about the issue of whether dab / pad-stack shaming, it's only 2 contributors who have said they're they're women (of which at one isn't arguing clearly against the shaming)?? Which would seem to be more than the general ration of women to men on regular UKB discussions...

Forgive me for being naive, but it's looking less like a concerted and misogynistic attempt to deliberately put women off bouldering, and more like, errrr, ummm, a thread called Bring Out Your Dabs about generally highlighting when people deliberately post media of themselves dabbing  :doubt:


Anyway it's quite dismaying that despite the usual presence of Will Hunt and the rest of the crew, this has descended into a farce about semi-log Peak eliminates, rather than fully-log Yorkshire choss. Standards ARE slipping.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 18, 2023, 10:34:36 am
Sorry to disagree but a crux being avoiding a dab just means you need to use your core to avoid the floor or an object which can be just as valid as any other crux such as moving between positions or holding a bad hold.

This is just one example but I'm honestly despairing of where climbing is at the moment when it comes to how we guage quality.

Quality is a spectrum will. You can have very good quality stuff, meh quality stuff and shit quality stuff. No one said a boulder with a dabby potential is a 3 star line but It doesn’t mean you shouldn’t climb it just because of that. Also I’ve seen a few of your FAs and some have some pretty dabby sections yet you still cleaned and did them so where does that leave you in this argument?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 18, 2023, 10:39:56 am
I've been wavering on commenting on this thread but I think it's useful to contribute my perspective.

I spent most of my childhood and teenage years being bullied pretty badly for social awkwardness and none-conformity (I suspect due to undiagnosed ADHD amongst other things) and as a result have taken some time to come around to the concept of an enjoyable piss-taking/light mockery amongst friends and acquaintances.

However with that in mind though I've come to see it as a useful and funny part of the social experience - but within certain boundaries which avoid causing misunderstanding and emotional escalation/damage.

For me this works in the following context:

1) You must always have some level of pre-existing personal relationship with the person you're sharing the piss taking with, whether they are the subject of the piss taking or are joking with you about someone else is is the subject.

2) If the piss taking is happening in a public setting, then the subject should be present and taking part in the discussion. If the person is not 'present' then the discussion should not be public.

3) If the subject cannot be guaranteed to be present then the nature of the joking needs to be kept within appropriate boundaries. And easy filter for this is if you would feel comfortable saying what you're writing directly to the face of someone who you've never met previously and without context. If you're someone who typically struggles to read social cues then it's best to be more cautious.

If the piss taking strays outside of these contexts then it's mockery/bullying because the useful and enjoyable social element is lost to one or more of the parties involved and it becomes destructive rather than constructive.

The issue with this current discussion (and in a gentler sense, the overall tone of this thread - but I respect that there is nuance with anything that someone has openly published online) is that it's public but unable to meet rule two and is crossing the line on rule three. This is a difficult situation because most people here are making the valid point that there is a useful component to the information delivered and that using humour as a mechanism to deliver it is a good way to do so.

The key is to make sure that the subject of the social error can feel a little embarrassed but still see the funny side which allows for constructive social growth and group learning as opposed to ostracisation. This then strengthens both the message and the social dynamic.

Happy to be called out but that's my perspective as someone who learnt to love a little fun-poking later in life after much unhappiness.
Ooops skimmed over this before but worth replying to as unlike some of the other responses it's an actual attempt to analyse bullying and look at boundaries and rationale and form a coherent argument.

Good post, good argument, but it misses the key factor that the subject has deliberately chosen to post (or promote) media to an unlimited public audience showing their dabbing (or whatever). That very public showing I think negates some of your criteria, and makes it quite different to bullying about non-promoted issues. I doubt anyone would advocate trying to hack into someone's private videos or scroll through their phone to find unshared photos to then publicly highlight the subject's dabbing!!

Edit: Okay this video is unlisted, but JF :shit: , WTF did a skinny cunt 65kg waif need to lie down for a rest on this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAnGpxBMZZk
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 18, 2023, 11:27:16 am
Sorry to disagree but a crux being avoiding a dab just means you need to use your core to avoid the floor or an object which can be just as valid as any other crux such as moving between positions or holding a bad hold.

This is just one example but I'm honestly despairing of where climbing is at the moment when it comes to how we guage quality.

Quality is a spectrum will. You can have very good quality stuff, meh quality stuff and shit quality stuff. No one said a boulder with a dabby potential is a 3 star line but It doesn’t mean you shouldn’t climb it just because of that. Also I’ve seen a few of your FAs and some have some pretty dabby sections yet you still cleaned and did them so where does that leave you in this argument?

Maybe I've misunderstood. I read that as JB saying that dabbiness seriously compromises quality and you saying that it didn't. I agree that a dabby move doesn't necessarily make something complete shit, but it will normally make something much much less worthwhile. I'd expect that most stuff I've written up where the hard bit is not dabbing would be written up accordingly.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 18, 2023, 11:44:18 am
Sorry to disagree but a crux being avoiding a dab just means you need to use your core to avoid the floor or an object which can be just as valid as any other crux such as moving between positions or holding a bad hold.

This is just one example but I'm honestly despairing of where climbing is at the moment when it comes to how we guage quality.

Quality is a spectrum will. You can have very good quality stuff, meh quality stuff and shit quality stuff. No one said a boulder with a dabby potential is a 3 star line but It doesn’t mean you shouldn’t climb it just because of that. Also I’ve seen a few of your FAs and some have some pretty dabby sections yet you still cleaned and did them so where does that leave you in this argument?

Maybe I've misunderstood. I read that as JB saying that dabbiness seriously compromises quality and you saying that it didn't. I agree that a dabby move doesn't necessarily make something complete shit, but it will normally make something much much less worthwhile. I'd expect that most stuff I've written up where the hard bit is not dabbing would be written up accordingly.

All good. My point was that the dabbyness of a climb can be just as much of a crux as any other type of move and doesn’t mean a climb isn’t worth doing, regardless of quality. But there are 2/3 star lines out there that can have dabby elements too.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on February 18, 2023, 12:39:09 pm
Sorry to disagree but a crux being avoiding a dab just means you need to use your core to avoid the floor or an object which can be just as valid as any other crux such as moving between positions or holding a bad hold.

This is just one example but I'm honestly despairing of where climbing is at the moment when it comes to how we guage quality.

Quality is a spectrum will. You can have very good quality stuff, meh quality stuff and shit quality stuff. No one said a boulder with a dabby potential is a 3 star line but It doesn’t mean you shouldn’t climb it just because of that. Also I’ve seen a few of your FAs and some have some pretty dabby sections yet you still cleaned and did them so where does that leave you in this argument?

Maybe I've misunderstood. I read that as JB saying that dabbiness seriously compromises quality and you saying that it didn't. I agree that a dabby move doesn't necessarily make something complete shit, but it will normally make something much much less worthwhile. I'd expect that most stuff I've written up where the hard bit is not dabbing would be written up accordingly.

All good. My point was that the dabbyness of a climb can be just as much of a crux as any other type of move and doesn’t mean a climb isn’t worth doing, regardless of quality. But there are 2/3 star lines out there that can have dabby elements too.

Having dabby elements and the crux being avoiding a dab are totally different ends of the spectrum. IMO the former might take a 3star to a 2 star. The latter renders it  :shit: just my 2p
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: chrisbrooke on February 18, 2023, 02:51:25 pm
Steep Traverse at Plantation springs to mind as a 3* problem where the crux is not dabbing.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 18, 2023, 03:04:03 pm
Steep Traverse at Plantation springs to mind as a 3* problem where the crux is not dabbing.

More cheese gromit. 2 star line and crux is not dabbing on the block…
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on February 18, 2023, 03:35:31 pm
Just catching up on the recent and not-so-recent fun. So let me get this right.

In terms of gender and dab / pad-stack shaming, the previous stats were 2 out of 13 previous shames were women compared to men (of which one was refuted anyway)??

So which of the two are you suggesting isn't a woman? (be very careful answering that).
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on February 18, 2023, 05:01:09 pm
Steep traverse is worth climbing, that I agree. I wouldn’t give it any stars.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 18, 2023, 05:24:37 pm
@petejh - the shame call was refuted, you troublemaker!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 18, 2023, 05:31:02 pm
A super soft 6C at the Plantation. Would it stretch the imagination to suppose that the 3-star voters were blinded to the climb's objective quality by a) the fact that it's their first 6C, and b) that they were outside of the M25 for a few hours?


 :fishing:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: csl on February 18, 2023, 05:36:22 pm
b) that they were outside of the M25 for a few hours?

Please don't turn your bullying on London climbers Will, I won't be able to take it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 18, 2023, 05:40:28 pm
A super soft 6C at the Plantation. Would it stretch the imagination to suppose that the 3-star voters were blinded to the climb's objective quality by a) the fact that it's their first 6C, and b) that they were outside of the M25 for a few hours?


 :fishing:

Sorry but what. Steep traverse isn’t super soft  :lol: not sure what you been smoking will but share it with the rest of us. I feel like you’re just calling it soft so you have some kind of response to the fact that it’s a classic starred line that’s dabby and thus refutes your argument.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 18, 2023, 06:05:22 pm
Sorry but what. Steep traverse isn’t super soft  :lol: not sure what you been smoking will but share it with the rest of us.

This is just how incredible I am at downgrading now. When you've been downgrading as long as I have, and not just casually but really committing to the grind, you don't even need to remember climbing something to downgrade it - in fact, you needn't have climbed it at all.

I've been training my downgrading so hard that my brain is now like a mathematical grading model. I input the data I find on UKC - the number of ticks compared to other climbs of the same grade at the crag, the voting, the comments, who's ticking it, what crag it's at - and my brain just spits out the correct grade. Some nights when I'm well recruited I'm downgrading 50 Peak classics in a session. I once made a University of East Anglia minibus turn around on the M1 when they saw what I'd done to their goals for the weekend.

You too can learn this power, but are you prepared to put in the graft?




NSFW  :
:P
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on February 18, 2023, 06:56:50 pm
The Sheriff at Woodhouse is worth doing but the lowballness ruins it. Would be very very good if it was the height of Demon Wall Roof. As it is its merely worth doing when you're there. (there you go Fiend, someone had to).

Ultimately this is now an aesthetic discussion, and I'm on Will, Fiend and JBs side. The rest of you bloody boulderers have no taste. Dabbiness not being a sign of shitness but instead recast as a chance to use your abripperx honed core? Grim sit starts with a rancid first move miles harder than the rest are now powerful and tensiony? We're through the looking glass here  :tease:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on February 18, 2023, 07:02:31 pm
The Sheriff at Woodhouse is worth doing but the lowballness ruins it. Would be very very good if it was the height of Demon Wall Roof. As it is its merely worth doing when you're there. (there you go Fiend, someone had to).

Ultimately this is now an aesthetic discussion, and I'm on Will, Fiend and JBs side. The rest of you bloody boulderers have no taste. Dabbiness not being a sign of shitness but instead recast as a chance to use your abripperx honed core? Grim sit starts with a rancid first move miles harder than the rest are now powerful and tensiony? We're through the looking glass here  :tease:

Step aside old men, new blood has arrived.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Footwork on February 18, 2023, 08:16:41 pm
I'm on Will, Fiend and JBs side.

What an unholy alliance. Where can I sign up
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 18, 2023, 08:37:07 pm
I'm on Will, Fiend and JBs side.

What an unholy alliance. Where can I sign up
You can take my place. Being lumped in with Will is about the worst insult I've taken on here. In fact I might have to call spidermonkey09 out for bullying for that  :chair:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on February 18, 2023, 08:45:19 pm
The Sheriff at Woodhouse is worth doing but the lowballness ruins it. Would be very very good if it was the height of Demon Wall Roof. As it is its merely worth doing when you're there. (there you go Fiend, someone had to).

Ultimately this is now an aesthetic discussion, and I'm on Will, Fiend and JBs side. The rest of you bloody boulderers have no taste. Dabbiness not being a sign of shitness but instead recast as a chance to use your abripperx honed core? Grim sit starts with a rancid first move miles harder than the rest are now powerful and tensiony? We're through the looking glass here  :tease:

And yet you're recommending The Sheriff as "worth doing"?!  :P :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Moo on February 18, 2023, 09:12:10 pm
I usually try to avoid any controversy by only calling people out who are obviously much better than me at climbing. That way I can't be accused of punching down on anyone, just petty nitpicking and generally obtuse behaviour, which I'm fine with.

Seriously though, dab's a dab and if I see one I'm calling it out  :shrug:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on February 18, 2023, 11:14:55 pm

Seriously though, dab's a dab and if I see one I'm calling it out  :shrug:
In case anyone isn't sure...
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Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on February 18, 2023, 11:17:22 pm
I always struggle telling a dover sole from a bristol heel.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on February 19, 2023, 08:47:37 am
Fun one for the defined start / quality debate;

Matryoshka at Doll Tor. Initially climbed by Dave Fidler leaning in from standing on a block / higher ground to the left, see vid below:

https://www.ukclimbing.com/logbook/crags/doll_tor-18391/matryoshka-612610

Subsequently climbed by Ned jump starting from lower ground directly beneath the arete:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn1cfnWtlBt/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Which is better? And importantly, how many pads are people allowed to stack for either start?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: teestub on February 19, 2023, 08:53:42 am
I couldn’t work out why he was wearing a kneepad until I noticed he had a knee scum in whilst still stood on the floor to reach higher, that’s a new one on me!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 19, 2023, 09:43:49 am
Steep Traverse at Plantation springs to mind as a 3* problem where the crux is not dabbing.

That's the crux for the tall, but I'm 5'11" and I didn't have to carefully avoid dabbing to do it. I don't think anyone under 6' is really going to find not dabbing on it a problem
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 19, 2023, 09:48:02 am
I've been wavering on commenting on this thread but I think it's useful to contribute my perspective.

I spent most of my childhood and teenage years being bullied pretty badly for social awkwardness and none-conformity (I suspect due to undiagnosed ADHD amongst other things) and as a result have taken some time to come around to the concept of an enjoyable piss-taking/light mockery amongst friends and acquaintances.

However with that in mind though I've come to see it as a useful and funny part of the social experience - but within certain boundaries which avoid causing misunderstanding and emotional escalation/damage.

For me this works in the following context:

1) You must always have some level of pre-existing personal relationship with the person you're sharing the piss taking with, whether they are the subject of the piss taking or are joking with you about someone else is is the subject.

2) If the piss taking is happening in a public setting, then the subject should be present and taking part in the discussion. If the person is not 'present' then the discussion should not be public.

3) If the subject cannot be guaranteed to be present then the nature of the joking needs to be kept within appropriate boundaries. And easy filter for this is if you would feel comfortable saying what you're writing directly to the face of someone who you've never met previously and without context. If you're someone who typically struggles to read social cues then it's best to be more cautious.

If the piss taking strays outside of these contexts then it's mockery/bullying because the useful and enjoyable social element is lost to one or more of the parties involved and it becomes destructive rather than constructive.

The issue with this current discussion (and in a gentler sense, the overall tone of this thread - but I respect that there is nuance with anything that someone has openly published online) is that it's public but unable to meet rule two and is crossing the line on rule three. This is a difficult situation because most people here are making the valid point that there is a useful component to the information delivered and that using humour as a mechanism to deliver it is a good way to do so.

The key is to make sure that the subject of the social error can feel a little embarrassed but still see the funny side which allows for constructive social growth and group learning as opposed to ostracisation. This then strengthens both the message and the social dynamic.

Happy to be called out but that's my perspective as someone who learnt to love a little fun-poking later in life after much unhappiness.
Ooops skimmed over this before but worth replying to as unlike some of the other responses it's an actual attempt to analyse bullying and look at boundaries and rationale and form a coherent argument.

Good post, good argument, but it misses the key factor that the subject has deliberately chosen to post (or promote) media to an unlimited public audience showing their dabbing (or whatever). That very public showing I think negates some of your criteria, and makes it quite different to bullying about non-promoted issues. I doubt anyone would advocate trying to hack into someone's private videos or scroll through their phone to find unshared photos to then publicly highlight the subject's dabbing!!

Edit: Okay this video is unlisted, but JF :shit: , WTF did a skinny cunt 65kg waif need to lie down for a rest on this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAnGpxBMZZk

I agree with a lot of this but I don't think people use social media that way. I occasionally post vids of climbing on Instagram, mostly cos I like the platform for seeing what my friends and such are up to. I also am quite proud of some of the things I've done so I whack em up. I wouldn't say I'm promoting myself

As far as bullying goes there has been bullying on this site while I've been here. I think it's an important thing to talk about.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: GazM on February 19, 2023, 11:23:35 am
They might not intentionally use social media that way, but that's the reality of it. Especially if people include hashtags - what else are they for if not to spread the post as  far as possible?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: sdm on February 19, 2023, 11:50:51 am
With Instagram's terrible search algorithm, hashtags are the only way to make it possible for people to find beta videos for problems at smaller crags or recently developed crags/problems. I wish it was standard to include the crag and problem name as hashtags.

Climbingismypassion etc can get in the bin.

I hate to agree with Will on downgrades but Steep Traverse is nowhere close to 6C. Maybe it might have made sense as a grade 30 years ago(?) when the average 6C climber would have had little experience of very steep climbing. Now that everyone learns to climb on a juggy roof indoors, 6C is a joke.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 19, 2023, 12:25:22 pm
With Instagram's terrible search algorithm, hashtags are the only way to make it possible for people to find beta videos for problems at smaller crags or recently developed crags/problems. I wish it was standard to include the crag and problem name as hashtags.

Climbingismypassion etc can get in the bin.

I hate to agree with Will on downgrades but Steep Traverse is nowhere close to 6C. Maybe it might have made sense as a grade 30 years ago(?) when the average 6C climber would have had little experience of very steep climbing. Now that everyone learns to climb on a juggy roof indoors, 6C is a joke.

That doesn't make sense. It might be the case that there are more people who can do 6C in that style these days, but that doesn't mean it isn't 6C. Or are we upgrading all the smeary slabs too?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on February 19, 2023, 01:05:17 pm

As far as bullying goes there has been bullying on this site while I've been here. I think it's an important thing to talk about.

 https://anti-bullyingalliance.org.uk/tools-information has lots of good resources about this. Whilst aimed primarily at a school audience, the principles and dynamics apply to other contexts. Having done their CPD training, I'd recommend the course to those interested in the topic. You don't have to work in a school. You can put NA down for role and organisation when registering for their online course.

https://anti-bullyingalliance.org.uk/tools-information/free-cpd-online-training
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on February 19, 2023, 02:02:13 pm
With Instagram's terrible search algorithm, hashtags are the only way to make it possible for people to find beta videos for problems at smaller crags or recently developed crags/problems. I wish it was standard to include the crag and problem name as hashtags.

Climbingismypassion etc can get in the bin.

I hate to agree with Will on downgrades but Steep Traverse is nowhere close to 6C. Maybe it might have made sense as a grade 30 years ago(?) when the average 6C climber would have had little experience of very steep climbing. Now that everyone learns to climb on a juggy roof indoors, 6C is a joke.

That doesn't make sense. It might be the case that there are more people who can do 6C in that style these days, but that doesn't mean it isn't 6C. Or are we upgrading all the smeary slabs too?

Very much agree with that; there is clear evidence of this happening through climbing history though, e.g. old school vert crimpy things done in the 80s when that was the prevailing style. Point being that something in a style more of the general population excel at at the time will get more ascents and 'feel' easier to those people, even if objectively it isn't. The key to me is always to compare similar rock climbs, and avoid comparing climbs that are totally different styles. 
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: sdm on February 19, 2023, 02:46:38 pm
I hate to agree with Will on downgrades but Steep Traverse is nowhere close to 6C. Maybe it might have made sense as a grade 30 years ago(?) when the average 6C climber would have had little experience of very steep climbing. Now that everyone learns to climb on a juggy roof indoors, 6C is a joke.

That doesn't make sense. It might be the case that there are more people who can do 6C in that style these days, but that doesn't mean it isn't 6C.
That is exactly what it means. We grade problems based on how difficult they are for the average climber to climb them. As the average skillset changes, so does the grade.

Over time, if the average climber gets much better at style A and much worse at style B, then by definition, the grades of problems in styles A and B need to change relative to each other.

To not revise grades over a period of time just leads to grades describing the difficulty to an average climber at an arbitrary moment in history rather than describing their difficulty today. If grades are to retain any meaning/relevance to climbing today, then grades have to change as today's climbers change.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: MischaHY on February 19, 2023, 03:44:31 pm
I've been wavering on commenting on this thread but I think it's useful to contribute my perspective.

I spent most of my childhood and teenage years being bullied pretty badly for social awkwardness and none-conformity (I suspect due to undiagnosed ADHD amongst other things) and as a result have taken some time to come around to the concept of an enjoyable piss-taking/light mockery amongst friends and acquaintances.

However with that in mind though I've come to see it as a useful and funny part of the social experience - but within certain boundaries which avoid causing misunderstanding and emotional escalation/damage.

For me this works in the following context:

1) You must always have some level of pre-existing personal relationship with the person you're sharing the piss taking with, whether they are the subject of the piss taking or are joking with you about someone else is is the subject.

2) If the piss taking is happening in a public setting, then the subject should be present and taking part in the discussion. If the person is not 'present' then the discussion should not be public.

3) If the subject cannot be guaranteed to be present then the nature of the joking needs to be kept within appropriate boundaries. And easy filter for this is if you would feel comfortable saying what you're writing directly to the face of someone who you've never met previously and without context. If you're someone who typically struggles to read social cues then it's best to be more cautious.

If the piss taking strays outside of these contexts then it's mockery/bullying because the useful and enjoyable social element is lost to one or more of the parties involved and it becomes destructive rather than constructive.

The issue with this current discussion (and in a gentler sense, the overall tone of this thread - but I respect that there is nuance with anything that someone has openly published online) is that it's public but unable to meet rule two and is crossing the line on rule three. This is a difficult situation because most people here are making the valid point that there is a useful component to the information delivered and that using humour as a mechanism to deliver it is a good way to do so.

The key is to make sure that the subject of the social error can feel a little embarrassed but still see the funny side which allows for constructive social growth and group learning as opposed to ostracisation. This then strengthens both the message and the social dynamic.

Happy to be called out but that's my perspective as someone who learnt to love a little fun-poking later in life after much unhappiness.
Ooops skimmed over this before but worth replying to as unlike some of the other responses it's an actual attempt to analyse bullying and look at boundaries and rationale and form a coherent argument.

Good post, good argument, but it misses the key factor that the subject has deliberately chosen to post (or promote) media to an unlimited public audience showing their dabbing (or whatever). That very public showing I think negates some of your criteria, and makes it quite different to bullying about non-promoted issues. I doubt anyone would advocate trying to hack into someone's private videos or scroll through their phone to find unshared photos to then publicly highlight the subject's dabbing!!

Edit: Okay this video is unlisted, but JF :shit: , WTF did a skinny cunt 65kg waif need to lie down for a rest on this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAnGpxBMZZk

I agree with a lot of this but I don't think people use social media that way. I occasionally post vids of climbing on Instagram, mostly cos I like the platform for seeing what my friends and such are up to. I also am quite proud of some of the things I've done so I whack em up. I wouldn't say I'm promoting myself

As far as bullying goes there has been bullying on this site while I've been here. I think it's an important thing to talk about.

Funnily enough I think Fiend and I are broadly in the same camp in that I think the more deliberately a piece of content has been posted to be delivered to an external audience (i.e. an organised platform which has chosen to broadcast it to their collection of content consumers), the more valid it is to scrutinise the content through a social lense rather than a personal one - but I don't automatically see it as open season for a good slagging off (not saying anyone else specifically does either).

My personal feeling is that the best attitude to have in these contexts is that of wanting to better enhance the collective community experience around climbing. This is quite a functional approach because it allows for appropriate criticism/piss taking in situations where it will constructively add to the collective experience and help guide the behaviour of an individual, but puts certain filters on which help to avoid descent into destructive interactions.

For me personally there's almost never a scenario where I wouldn't give someone a certain amount of slack in regards to their circumstances/misunderstandings/misinterpretations. This may sound slightly pious but it's more just because I'm aware of my own limitations in understanding the choices and meanings of others and so choose to offer that benefit of the doubt. I think it can sometimes be hard for highly socially robust individuals to understand how easily others can be negatively affected by criticism so I prefer to be cautious.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Kingy on February 19, 2023, 10:08:54 pm
Sometimes a sit start is harder with more pads stacked as the pull on is more bunched, eg Chilli Burn at Higher Chelburn in Lancs for me. Just sayin
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on February 20, 2023, 08:50:37 am
I always struggle telling a dover sole from a bristol heel.

You have no sole.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: MischaHY on February 20, 2023, 09:27:46 am
I always struggle telling a dover sole from a bristol heel.

You have no sole.

Send them into Llanberis Resoles, he'll sort them out in no time.  :whistle:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy moles on February 25, 2023, 09:01:35 am
Catching up on this debate about preservation of standards vs. not dunking on people (especially if they represent a minority in the activity), there have been some closely analogous goings-on in the Scottish winter scene of late.

It would be nice to applaud strong female representation in what is by far the UK's most male-dominated branch of climbing, if only they were playing by the same rules as (nearly) everyone else. Instead it feels awkwardly ambivalent, and a disingenuous social media vibe doesn't help.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 25, 2023, 09:16:46 am
if only they were playing by the same rules as (nearly) everyone else.

For those of us who don't follow this, can you explain this?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy moles on February 25, 2023, 10:28:25 am
if only they were playing by the same rules as (nearly) everyone else.

For those of us who don't follow this, can you explain this?

In a nutshell, climbing mixed routes when they are not sufficiently snowy/icy, and are more like dry-tooling.

The Scottish winter conditions thing is a weird minefield, but it's generally agreed that mixed routes should be properly frozen and have a wintery appearance and 'feel', which has been fleetingly rare in the past few weeks.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on February 25, 2023, 11:07:11 am

You have no sole.

Send them into Llanberis Resoles, he'll sort them out in no time.  :whistle:

Rumour has it he’s bought Pete’s Eats. Going to be renamed Llanberis Rissoles, apparently.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 25, 2023, 12:39:28 pm
In a nutshell, climbing mixed routes when they are not sufficiently snowy/icy, and are more like dry-tooling.

Hardly a new phenomenon, or one limited to ladies. For years my armchair view, kept to myself because obvs it's uninformed, has been that 90% of winter climbing that goes on is glorified dry tooling.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on February 25, 2023, 01:11:11 pm
Oh dear. I'm fighting the urge.. but it's so difficult to read without correcting.


(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy moles on February 25, 2023, 02:14:19 pm
In a nutshell, climbing mixed routes when they are not sufficiently snowy/icy, and are more like dry-tooling.

Hardly a new phenomenon, or one limited to ladies. For years my armchair view, kept to myself because obvs it's uninformed, has been that 90% of winter climbing that goes on is glorified dry tooling.

It's not new, and I definitely don't want to get drawn in on this, it just struck me reading this thread that there was potential for a very similar clash of priorities in this instance.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jakaitch on February 25, 2023, 06:51:05 pm
Oh dear. I'm fighting the urge.. but it's so difficult to read without correcting.


(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png)

Do it, nibble
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 26, 2023, 08:53:22 am
Insufficiently snowy/icy, and are more like dry-tooling.

...mixed routes should be properly frozen and have a wintery appearance and 'feel',

Obviously I don't know what I'm looking at here but I'm interested. Does this fit within the "rules"?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CpFnMystdta/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on February 26, 2023, 10:00:58 am
I think what you're looking at Will is another in a long line of examples of why instagram + hubris =  the death of the soul of *climbing.



* winter or summer
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on February 26, 2023, 10:38:16 am
I think what you're looking at Will is another in a long line of examples of why instagram + hubris =  the death of the soul of *climbing.



* winter or summer

Interesting notion, would you mind clarifying {for those of us in the cheaper seats} what "the soul of climbing" actually is?
Its a genuine question, please don't take this as a slight or an attack.

Cheers :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on February 26, 2023, 11:19:40 am
Like most things I write on here it was slightly tongue-in-cheek - although that bloke's instagam post about climbing the winter route is pretty funny to observe:
Bloke who readily admits to not having any experience at all of winter climbing - with it's well-established and staunchly held views on the labyrinthine ethics* regarding style of ascent and condition of route - proceeds to climb 'hardest winter route'.... in the most out-of-condition conditions possible outside of mid-summer. Following top-roping**. And then sprays about it on instagram. Is this a satire on how ridiculous climbing and climbers has become? No, it appears it isn't.


* even if the ethics are stupid, inconsistent, illogical and murky around the edges, they are ultimately really not that difficult to understand if you take an honest look at yourself, your motivations, and the historical precedent. This is the ethic: climb when it's covered in hoar/rime, in most cases on most cliffs. Except those cliffs where it's customarily accepted not to which don't readily catch the rime - i.e. some aspects of Beinn Eighe for e.g., and other lower cliffs. Even then views differ on how acceptable that is.
Why?
1/ Because it's orders of magnitude more difficult to climb mixed routes in this condition.
2/ Because the type of weather required to produce that type of condition on a route (hoared/rimed up) is miles less frequent each winter than the merely 'normal winter weather' of it being just a bit chilly.
3/ Because of the above 2 reasons, adhering to the ethic preserves winter routes against hoardes of people climbing them in dry conditions - which is miles easier, miles more fun, and can be done at any time of year in a tee-shirt. If you don't wait for rime/hoar/snow then there's no reason not to dry tool a winter route in summer. And that then opens the door to everyone seeing what a stupid illogical game we invented for ourselves and promoted via narratives of derring-do.

** I once top-roped a winter route prior to a first ascent. It took away 90% of the challenge and I wished I hadn't bothered. This isn't grade 8 or 9 levels of physical difficulty, pre-practice isn't required as the challenge of the game we've invented for ourselves is all in the mental aspect of the onsight/ground-up, and the difficult conditions.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on February 26, 2023, 11:49:13 am
Thanks for the eloquent reply and that certainly outlines your stance on the vagaries of winter climbing {or Ice Queening, as i like to call that particular perversion} but i don't think it addresses my initial question which was to define the soul of climbing from your point of view.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on February 26, 2023, 01:07:44 pm
People's views will differ, but I would describe the soul of climbing as something along the lines of:
Climb for the sake of enjoying climbing, acknowledge that it's an arbitrary game with arbitrary rules designed to preserve the challenge of the game. Try to respect the arbitrary rules and accept the challenge. Question your motivations, if you find yourself avoiding the challenge. The rock, the climb, the history of the game and its characters, and the landscape in which the game is played are all important. You aren't.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on February 26, 2023, 02:16:55 pm
Why?
1/ Because it's orders of magnitude more difficult to climb mixed routes in this condition.

So mixed climbing is big grades for bad connies...


I'm messing with you, Pete, but only half-messing. When I used to enjoy baiting winter climbers on here about 10+ years ago it was because I was young and dumb(er) but also because I didn't really respect a discipline that caused harm to classic summer routes by climbing them in grim conditions (albeit less midgy) with inappropriate tools. Point Five Gully looks absolutely mint and I'd love to be dragged up it; Centurion not so much.
Plus all the people I knew who went winter climbing were crap and cowardly rock climbers but somehow turned into tigers who bragged of running out 50m of rope without protection (on Aladdin's Mirror  ::)) when they went winter climbing. Plus now half the walls have given over a load of space to dry tooling sections so that people can train like demons for Grade IVs.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on February 27, 2023, 05:38:51 am
People's views will differ, but I would describe the soul of climbing as something along the lines of:
Climb for the sake of enjoying climbing, acknowledge that it's an arbitrary game with arbitrary rules designed to preserve the challenge of the game. Try to respect the arbitrary rules and accept the challenge. Question your motivations, if you find yourself avoiding the challenge. The rock, the climb, the history of the game and its characters, and the landscape in which the game is played are all important. You aren't.

That's a pretty succinct summary of what i asked, thanks.

I think this- "People's views will differ" is a serious issue from the get go.

Is it not the case that every new generation tries to break, bend, crush or circumvent the rules or standards set down by those who came before?, its all part of human progression for good or ill.
I also think your last few words are the ones that are least important to younger folk initially, my hope would be that a love and respect for the game sneaks in between the clamouring music, shifting pads the buzzing of drones and fans and the incessant shouts of "You got this".   
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 27, 2023, 09:46:01 am
The soul of climbing would appear to be arguing about it on the internet
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy moles on February 27, 2023, 12:56:49 pm
Why?
1/ Because it's orders of magnitude more difficult to climb mixed routes in this condition.

So mixed climbing is big grades for bad connies...


I'm messing with you, Pete, but only half-messing. When I used to enjoy baiting winter climbers on here about 10+ years ago it was because I was young and dumb(er) but also because I didn't really respect a discipline that caused harm to classic summer routes by climbing them in grim conditions (albeit less midgy) with inappropriate tools. Point Five Gully looks absolutely mint and I'd love to be dragged up it; Centurion not so much.


Give me a call next season, very good price  :yes:

I'm inclined to agree about good summer routes, it's a shame there's such a long train of precedents that it seems impossible we'll ever go back. Mixed climbing on such routes is just bad connies, but bad connies are what we get in winter. Must be said that its best it is also surprisingly satisfying.

Anyway, this probably needs a topic split from dabs if anyone wishes to continue.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on March 02, 2023, 06:29:28 pm
https://youtu.be/6PmPrSCpFLI

Double trouble
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on March 02, 2023, 06:42:20 pm
wow!
with friends like that...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on March 02, 2023, 07:06:58 pm
Called out in comments, didn't like it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on April 15, 2023, 12:28:58 pm
Dutch crusher claims it’s okay to heel hook on your pad when “the hard climbing is over”,
Sad to see the coach of the Dutch boulder team set such a poor example.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrDM7QbtrTb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dac on April 15, 2023, 12:39:08 pm
That dog was massive!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: webbo on April 15, 2023, 08:57:34 pm
What is that pad there for.?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on April 15, 2023, 09:28:30 pm
It wouldn't let me see the video for some reason, but the text said it is for a sun shade
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on April 16, 2023, 08:36:40 am
Personally I think folk should post comments when they see vids titled as ascents of problems, but the climber has not followed a rule by which the prob is defined.
These days people massively rely on video beta, to the extent that they often don't read the description of the problem. So bad beta propagates and quickly becomes the default beta, especially if it also happens to be easier than doing the actual problem.
Bumping this to remind me to reply to it later.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on April 16, 2023, 08:43:38 am
Personally I think folk should post comments when they see vids titled as ascents of problems, but the climber has not followed a rule by which the prob is defined.
These days people massively rely on video beta, to the extent that they often don't read the description of the problem. So bad beta propagates and quickly becomes the default beta, especially if it also happens to be easier than doing the actual problem.
Bumping this to remind me to reply to it later.

Bumping this to remind me not to reply to it later :P
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy moles on April 16, 2023, 11:25:09 am
Shame, I haven't read a surreal scragrock satirical rant in I dunno, weeks!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on April 17, 2023, 05:41:29 am
Shame, I haven't read a surreal scragrock satirical rant in I dunno, weeks!
Much Appleojies brother Moles, i have been recovering from injuries sustained in the initiation ceremony for the Higher House of the Dab. 
Cardinal Lovesmallboys was half way through shaving my purities when a savage bout of Parkinson's threw him into a fevered quake, the resulting samurai assault left my groin in a sorry state.
I have been convalescing ever since, to be frank "its like a fucken casserole doon there", and therefore i have been a little quiet.

Keep fighting the good fight, i shall return.     
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: thunderbeest on April 17, 2023, 08:59:17 am
It surprises me how many people think it's acceptable with a "non-crutial" dab.
When trying a bloc in Font I dabbed the stone next to the problem we were working on and I called out myself, but topped out nevertheless as it was my last attempt of the day. And everyone around kept on saying how that dab wasn't important. It didn't help in sending the boulder.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on April 17, 2023, 09:19:45 am
It surprises me how many people think it's acceptable with a "non-crutial" dab.
When trying a bloc in Font I dabbed the stone next to the problem we were working on and I called out myself, but topped out nevertheless as it was my last attempt of the day. And everyone around kept on saying how that dab wasn't important. It didn't help in sending the boulder.

It makes me think less of bouldering that people think the one Finbarr posted matters. The sun shade hindered him if anything.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: JamieG on April 17, 2023, 11:12:15 am
In a similar vein, this is technically a dab, a massive dab at that. But I'm pretty sure no one thinks he didn't do the problem. Always grey areas aren't there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBKGo-fDK7I&ab_channel=EmilAbrahamsson
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on April 17, 2023, 11:35:04 am
It makes me think less of bouldering that people think the one Finbarr posted matters. The sun shade hindered him if anything.

Quite. For full disclosure I should point out that when I did my link of Belly into Waddage I suspect my chalkbag didn't leave the floor for the first 10 moves. I've also removed towels from slots while climbing and chalked up from boulder buckets handed to me by my spotter mid-route or strategically positioned on the floor when I forgot my chalkbag. I'm looking forward to someone telling DG to get his tipex out for Spectre (7.50 here https://vimeo.com/4730262)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on April 17, 2023, 11:48:06 am
I'm with Will Dab, Dabie G, and dabarro81 here. There's always grey areas and things that can be sensibly shrugged off - this isn't a militant IFSC-rules comp. It's less about "non-crucial" dabs and more about "non-relevant 'dabs' that clearly don't make the slightest bit of difference". Long hair dabs, baggy clothing brushing spotter, accidentally touching a leaf etc etc. Not sure about the one finbarr posted but thankfully this thread almost always sticks to the dabbiest of dabs  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on April 17, 2023, 11:55:58 am
accidentally touching a leaf
Oh yeah, I forgot to include that in my confessions... my soul is as dirty as my heels from all the leaves they've scuffed on crappy low problems.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Stu Littlefair on April 17, 2023, 12:29:38 pm
accidentally touching a leaf
Oh yeah, I forgot to include that in my confessions... my soul is as dirty as my heels from all the leaves they've scuffed on crappy low problems.


Yeah, but bear in mind the size of your feet...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on April 17, 2023, 08:42:45 pm
Aren't they uusally just wedged somewhere in a roof to keep the kneebars in place and nowhere near the ground nor errant leaves??
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on April 30, 2023, 10:28:21 am
Personally I think folk should post comments when they see vids titled as ascents of problems, but the climber has not followed a rule by which the prob is defined.
These days people massively rely on video beta, to the extent that they often don't read the description of the problem. So bad beta propagates and quickly becomes the default beta, especially if it also happens to be easier than doing the actual problem.
Bumping this to remind me to reply to it later.
Unfortunately I don't think Scraggles is going to have much to argue against here. All I was going to say is that it's a fair point wanting to get video representation / video lines / video beta accurate. Having been in Font for a couple of weeks and discovering that as well as being The Spiritual Home Of Tickmarks and The Spiritual Home Of Honeypotting, it's also a Spiritual Home Of Eliminate Lines And Arbitrary Rules.... Well, at least, there are a few slightly harder problems that are adjacent enough to easier terrain to require some guidance. And thus I occasionally turned to bleau.info to try to gauge what exactly the line was and what exactly was "in". Generally this made sense but it did highlight the importance of people posting videos of the actual problems...

Incidentally I noticed an amusing general trend of many videos to be pretty dire apart from a reference for the lines - common trends being wasting time with channel logos and intros, rubbish shoecam angles or partly hidden behind trees, mostly filmed in the strongest possible sunlight and shade, and usually trying to avoid any perspective that shows the quality of the lines and aesthetics. I wonder if there might be a market for clearly shot well angled footage of relatively off-piste problems  :-\
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: thunderbeest on April 30, 2023, 10:59:22 am
I wonder if there might be a market for clearly shot well angled footage of relatively off-piste problems  :-\

I am doing some repeats of less known/been a while since the last repeat problems. That's why I try to document it, because there's a lot of mystery/confusion about what the line is. But I really hate graphics and don't have any equipment besides my phone. So I often put out the video anyways to show where the boulder goes, but if it would require me to put even more effort into it I'd drop it..

Also working through the snow every time to turn on the camera is a pain, so it's easier to keep the camera a little bit too close.. :sorry:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on April 30, 2023, 11:21:11 am
Personally I think folk should post comments when they see vids titled as ascents of problems, but the climber has not followed a rule by which the prob is defined.
These days people massively rely on video beta, to the extent that they often don't read the description of the problem. So bad beta propagates and quickly becomes the default beta, especially if it also happens to be easier than doing the actual problem.
Bumping this to remind me to reply to it later.
Unfortunately I don't think Scraggles is going to have much to argue against here. All I was going to say is that it's a fair point wanting to get video representation / video lines / video beta accurate. Having been in Font for a couple of weeks and discovering that as well as being The Spiritual Home Of Tickmarks and The Spiritual Home Of Honeypotting, it's also a Spiritual Home Of Eliminate Lines And Arbitrary Rules.... Well, at least, there are a few slightly harder problems that are adjacent enough to easier terrain to require some guidance. And thus I occasionally turned to bleau.info to try to gauge what exactly the line was and what exactly was "in". Generally this made sense but it did highlight the importance of people posting videos of the actual problems...

Incidentally I noticed an amusing general trend of many videos to be pretty dire apart from a reference for the lines - common trends being wasting time with channel logos and intros, rubbish shoecam angles or partly hidden behind trees, mostly filmed in the strongest possible sunlight and shade, and usually trying to avoid any perspective that shows the quality of the lines and aesthetics. I wonder if there might be a market for clearly shot well angled footage of relatively off-piste problems  :-\
Oh ye of little faith

It will never catch on ;)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: BenjyW on May 01, 2023, 03:20:27 pm
Personally I think folk should post comments when they see vids titled as ascents of problems, but the climber has not followed a rule by which the prob is defined.
These days people massively rely on video beta, to the extent that they often don't read the description of the problem. So bad beta propagates and quickly becomes the default beta, especially if it also happens to be easier than doing the actual problem.
Bumping this to remind me to reply to it later.
Unfortunately I don't think Scraggles is going to have much to argue against here. All I was going to say is that it's a fair point wanting to get video representation / video lines / video beta accurate. Having been in Font for a couple of weeks and discovering that as well as being The Spiritual Home Of Tickmarks and The Spiritual Home Of Honeypotting, it's also a Spiritual Home Of Eliminate Lines And Arbitrary Rules.... Well, at least, there are a few slightly harder problems that are adjacent enough to easier terrain to require some guidance. And thus I occasionally turned to bleau.info to try to gauge what exactly the line was and what exactly was "in". Generally this made sense but it did highlight the importance of people posting videos of the actual problems...

Incidentally I noticed an amusing general trend of many videos to be pretty dire apart from a reference for the lines - common trends being wasting time with channel logos and intros, rubbish shoecam angles or partly hidden behind trees, mostly filmed in the strongest possible sunlight and shade, and usually trying to avoid any perspective that shows the quality of the lines and aesthetics. I wonder if there might be a market for clearly shot well angled footage of relatively off-piste problems  :-\




If you pay for a better editing software i'll be happy to make better videos. Not everyone can affor expesnive kit and software.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: BenjyW on May 01, 2023, 03:22:36 pm
I wonder if there might be a market for clearly shot well angled footage of relatively off-piste problems  :-\

I am doing some repeats of less known/been a while since the last repeat problems. That's why I try to document it, because there's a lot of mystery/confusion about what the line is. But I really hate graphics and don't have any equipment besides my phone. So I often put out the video anyways to show where the boulder goes, but if it would require me to put even more effort into it I'd drop it..

Also working through the snow every time to turn on the camera is a pain, so it's easier to keep the camera a little bit too close.. :sorry:

This..... We can't all be expert videographers! All my videos are just as you said Fiend, references of lines but also evidence I did them.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 01, 2023, 09:36:05 pm
Sorry, a bit of a miscommunication - I was referring specifically to the videos of Font on bleau.info that I had been viewing for line/beta reference, and not bouldering videos on here or otherwise.

Also I was specifically referring to aspects that were nothing to do with editing software, but were clearly in the person's control e.g. filming directly into the sun, having half the forest in the way, having more intros and banter than climbing, not showing the full line, angles that don't do the aesthetics justice etc etc.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: BenjyW on May 02, 2023, 02:59:12 pm
With you! Thought you meant in general :)

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on May 03, 2023, 10:22:30 am
I know it's called Born Dabby and I'd easily forgive the more minor ones, but does he actually stand on the block down and right?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrYhSacpdHE/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Scouse D on May 03, 2023, 10:39:00 am
I know it's called Born Dabby and I'd easily forgive the more minor ones, but does he actually stand on the block down and right?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrYhSacpdHE/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Yes he does
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cheque on May 03, 2023, 11:04:09 am
That may be the best I’ve ever seen.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: highrepute on May 03, 2023, 11:33:37 am
Very amusing, poor lad.

But that's not the worst thing about that video. What is that problem? I don't know what Balenciaga is but it is not that.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 03, 2023, 10:07:10 pm
What the whatting what?!!?

I'd like to see any of the anti-bullying brigade justify that one...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on May 03, 2023, 10:11:39 pm
Wow! Just wow!

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on May 04, 2023, 08:22:23 am
What the whatting what?!!?

I'd like to see any of the anti-bullying brigade justify that one...

Right...I think i am more of a solo unit than a Brigade.

As for the accused- Who did the first ascent and what is their Beta?{thus setting the rules}.
is there a general consensus on how it is climbed.

As i have said before, i think a mass pile on is Not the kindest way to help peolple reflect on possible mistakes.

It reflects badly on US.

As for Fiend- Love yer Socks :P
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on May 04, 2023, 08:31:49 am
As for the accused- Who did the first ascent and what is their Beta?{thus setting the rules}.
is there a general consensus on how it is climbed.

First ascent - https://www.instagram.com/tv/CbGIZjwFxIQCtMZBfPC8uysjFH6eIE0FdQhGKU0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

"No foot blocks. No dabbing."

Second ascent - https://www.instagram.com/tv/CbH7tJRJcgD/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Pretty clear right?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on May 04, 2023, 08:40:07 am
IG blocked at work, assuming it's this?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/P8TON_LGOmQ
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 04, 2023, 08:55:31 am
Should be a Legendary Feats Of Dabbing thread for ones like that.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on May 04, 2023, 08:55:47 am
With all the quality 7C's at Stanage, why on earth would anyone choose that as their first? Bewildering.

Just do Brass Monkeys like everyone else.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 04, 2023, 08:59:03 am
With all the quality 7C's at Stanage, why on earth would anyone choose that as their first? Bewildering.

Just do Brass Monkeys like everyone else.
Well, to be fair, he chose NOT to do it...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: macca7 on May 04, 2023, 10:26:12 am
I think the big issue here is that is not a "possible" mistake.

He has stood on the ground and sprayed on the Internet that he has climbed his first 7c.

Clearly he hasn't, would anyone think that is legit?

I'm not sure a bunch of sad old climbers discussing a valid ascent is a pile on in any shape or form.

I'm fairly sure none of the posters would have any issue saying exactly what they have written to anyone's face, so there's nothing nasty or underhand just a typical boring climbers discussion.

Back back back and back around
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on May 04, 2023, 11:50:24 am
I’m not even sure what this counts as…

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrQVbIMuGWY/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: edshakey on May 04, 2023, 11:54:11 am
As far as I can tell, that's the actual method? So not a dab, just weird rules  :shrug:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on May 04, 2023, 12:15:12 pm
As far as I can tell, that's the actual method? So not a dab, just weird rules  :shrug:

Yep that is just how Thundering Apoplexy is traditionally done / written up in the guide.

https://www.ukclimbing.com/logbook/crags/back_bowden_doors-822/thundering_apoplexy-108816
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on May 04, 2023, 12:19:15 pm
A true classic right there  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: CapitalistPunter on May 04, 2023, 12:57:58 pm
I know it's called Born Dabby and I'd easily forgive the more minor ones, but does he actually stand on the block down and right?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrYhSacpdHE/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

It does look like he stands on the block, but you have a massive jug in your hand at that point so I don't know why. Sounds like he's going back to do this king line without standing on the ground.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Ross Barker on May 30, 2023, 01:15:04 pm
Forgive me father, for I have sinned...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhWmXbw8-rM
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on May 31, 2023, 11:46:33 am
Forgive me father, for I have sinned wind


Bad luck!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on May 31, 2023, 08:08:24 pm
Top work at Back Bowdab there, Ross!  ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: finbarrr on May 31, 2023, 09:00:11 pm
i think he may have hurt his ankle on this dab before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu4DUM_QpcQ&t=71s
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jwi on July 03, 2023, 09:36:28 am
(https://i.imgur.com/KhdzpVd.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/4sf8sCr.png)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on July 03, 2023, 09:39:01 am
Snort  :lol:

Also stop ganging up and cyberbullying poor innocents like Brooke and Janja  :ras:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on July 03, 2023, 09:46:37 am
loooool
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: PeteHukb on August 02, 2023, 09:00:10 pm
It's subtle but it's there.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvQUFx3pBUI/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

(I'd have probably taken it too.)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on August 02, 2023, 09:09:32 pm
Where?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on August 02, 2023, 09:11:06 pm
Grass-dab?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: PeteHukb on August 02, 2023, 10:44:16 pm
His left foot touches the green pad when he cuts loose - you can see it move.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on August 03, 2023, 10:38:54 am
Harsh!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on August 24, 2023, 08:53:33 am
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwK_jLqN8Rk/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Where to start?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on August 24, 2023, 09:02:19 am
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwK_jLqN8Rk/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Where to start?

No knee bar though
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on August 24, 2023, 01:04:39 pm
The slight pause from the onlooker, wondering if he'll drop off and go "back around", to the black scuff mark on the mat. This has it all.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on August 24, 2023, 02:08:43 pm
Good training go, he also said he didn't top out. Poor lad was probably psyched. Not sure why avoiding that knee as it was hard to choose not to use imo!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: M1V0 on August 24, 2023, 02:37:59 pm
I don't think he actually touches the pads though, does he? Can't hear anything, no movement of the pad either.

Not worth giving an extra grade for sans knee though.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on August 24, 2023, 02:57:37 pm
I don't think he actually touches the pads though, does he? Can't hear anything, no movement of the pad either.

Not worth giving an extra grade for sans knee though.

No his left foot hits the ground / rock next to the pads.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Coops_13 on August 24, 2023, 03:36:33 pm
Is it meant to be a sit too?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on August 24, 2023, 04:44:16 pm
Is it meant to be a sit too?

Yes hence my

Where to start?

(pun definitely intended)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: blaciqui on November 06, 2023, 01:37:06 pm
I wish I had friends like this…

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzRdbn2Nu6Z/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng%3D%3D&fbclid=IwAR0HG2YgZ5-2zkdm4lmnT8F6IzTFgZ7KqD8eP3aNqNyXDw9x_92N7wluj50


Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Kingy on November 06, 2023, 08:23:13 pm
Its all going to fuck according to Iker Pou on Instagram. I can't tell much from that vid but he ain't very happy...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: joel182 on November 06, 2023, 08:58:22 pm
Looks like Loic deleted the original post and is no longer claiming the send:

Quote from: Loic's insta post (https://www.instagram.com/p/Cy8rey2NFKn/)
Yesterday I was very close to send "Artaburu", today rest day and we will see tomorrow...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jwi on November 06, 2023, 09:22:46 pm
Here is an exercise for you: google Loïc Zehani "grimper.com" (https://www.google.com/search?q=Lo%C3%AFc+Zehani+%22grimper.com%22) and ask yourself why France's pre-eminent rock climbing magazine has written zero lines of text on Zehani since 2020.

That's another way to solve the issue.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jwi on November 07, 2023, 10:48:11 am
[deleted] because
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 20, 2023, 08:56:43 am
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C09mDECNz9_/?igshid=YzZhZTZiNWI3Nw%3D%3D

 :blink: small numbers for bad beta, or...???
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on December 20, 2023, 11:52:51 am
What does this have to do with dabbing?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Mike Highbury on December 20, 2023, 03:19:58 pm
What does this have to do with dabbing?
That's got to qualify, surely?

Nah, I take your point, he calls himself out rather elegantly.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 20, 2023, 06:41:53 pm
Elegance was the first word that sprang to my mind too.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 23, 2023, 09:04:15 am
I recently saw someone climb a problem (incidentally from a full sit start), with style and ease using quite different than normal beta (intermediate holds etc). She was about 5'1".  I said it would be great if she posted a video up, as there were half a dozen videos, all of lanky blokes doing the problem when I searched. She said that many women were put off posting bouldering videos because of the nit-picking comments they tended to get.

To me that was really sobering. I'm sure that wasn't the intention people commenting had, but it appears to be the grim reality of the outcome.

If people want to get a message of purity across, then why not restrict that to positive comments bigging up exemplary ascents? So show a video and say "note my backside was planted so deeply in the wet peat, it made a sucking sound as I pulled out to start" or whatever.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 23, 2023, 09:47:18 am
That description sounds like my first dump on most days.

I suspect if there's nothing to nitpick then there won't be many nitpicky comments?? (Will's video aside)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 23, 2023, 10:01:25 am
I suspect if there's nothing to nitpick then there won't be many nitpicky comments?? (Will's video aside)

Perhaps you want to banish impure videos (seems mean to me but whatever), but are you content about (as collateral damage) frightening off loads of perfectly fine videos because posters just want to share and not to run the risk of unanticipated public criticism?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on December 23, 2023, 10:30:44 am
I suspect if there's nothing to nitpick then there won't be many nitpicky comments?? (Will's video aside)

Doesn't this sentence imply that there's nothing to nitpick in my video, when in fact it should be met with nothing but contempt and decision?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on December 23, 2023, 10:36:43 am
I suspect if there's nothing to nitpick then there won't be many nitpicky comments?? (Will's video aside)

Doesn't this sentence imply that there's nothing to nitpick in my video, when in fact it should be met with nothing but contempt and decision?

Which I hasten to add was the response I gave it on the day, at the time.

If people want to get a message of purity across, then why not restrict that to positive comments bigging up exemplary ascents? So show a video and say "note my backside was planted so deeply in the wet peat, it made a sucking sound as I pulled out to start" or whatever.

This has been covered in other threads I'm sure, but the issue with this approach is that if polite criticism isn't allowed then videos that don't actually do the problem or which include bad practice proliferate. I reject any idea that the only allowed response to something which, lest we forget has been posted online for public consumption, is fire or hail caesar emojis!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 23, 2023, 10:40:57 am
Are you completely fine with the fact that so many people apparently have been scared off by commenting culture being as it is?

Perhaps you are in the right and those people should just grow a thicker skin. But being in the right doesn't always make the world a better place.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on December 23, 2023, 10:45:51 am
No I'm not fine with it because I do think some 'callouts' are unnecessarily abrasive and callous. But I equally don't think criticism should be banned from online discourse. Theres a middle ground. If someone does a problem wrong or uses different holds or whatever and seems oblivious its perfectly legitimate to put a polite comment on the video.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 23, 2023, 10:48:19 am
In reply to Stone's post earlier: if you're showing off using the ground / a tree / the pads as a hold, then it's hardly unanticipated that you might get called out on it.

99% of bouldering isn't rocket science - just do the fucking problem. And if there's any doubt / vagueness about rules, then mention that.

Edit: it's less about sensitivity (fine) and more about idiocy (sorry not too sympathetic to that)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on December 23, 2023, 10:59:55 am
I swear this exact same conversation appears every 3 pages on this thread, talk about deja vu  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 23, 2023, 11:05:22 am
And as before this thread is called "Bring Out Your Dabs". It's not called "Bring out your shoddy footwork" nor "Bring out your dubious fashion sense" nor "Bring out your shit tasted in lowball eliminates (okay there might be natural crossover there) nor "Bring out your embarassing power squeaks" nor "Bring out your lanking past the hard moves" nor anything else. It's not a matter of taste nor preference, it's a simple matter of people publicly showing off and claiming they've done a problem when they've not done it and cheated by dabbing (and 99% of the time show no awareness / remorse). If Stone's 5'1" friend has dabbed in the video of her problem, then yes she's dabbed. If she hasn't dabbed and has simply done the problem, then what on earth is she going to get called out for??
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on December 23, 2023, 11:17:05 am
And as before this thread is called "Bring Out Your Dabs". It's not called "Bring out your shoddy footwork" nor "Bring out your dubious fashion sense" nor "Bring out your shit tasted in lowball eliminates (okay there might be natural crossover there) nor "Bring out your embarassing power squeaks" nor "Bring out your lanking past the hard moves" nor anything else. It's not a matter of taste nor preference, it's a simple matter of people publicly showing off and claiming they've done a problem when they've not done it and cheated by dabbing (and 99% of the time show no awareness / remorse). If Stone's 5'1" friend has dabbed in the video of her problem, then yes she's dabbed. If she hasn't dabbed and has simply done the problem, then what on earth is she going to get called out for??

Maybe for stacking pads to reach the start holds?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 23, 2023, 12:17:57 pm
Fuck criticising that. If the problem has set start holds then stack pads to reach those holds in as similar way as a normal height person would be able to. Again surely common sense that a climber will know if they've pulled on halfway through or a move or if they've started in the most "equivalent to average" way.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 23, 2023, 06:23:06 pm
Seems to me if something is say reported as news on UKC, then it can be viewed as a public sporting performance and courteous scrutiny is fine.

If someone posts a video of themselves not really doing a 7B, then all they are really doing is celebrating their enjoyment of the outside. Perhaps if they are a personal friend, tell them where they went wrong next time you see them face to face. If they aren't, then being a merciless online vigilante seems to me like trawling through social media looking for pictures of dogs and babies that you consider to be of merely average appearance and addressing the balance of the comments to that effect. 
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 23, 2023, 06:30:08 pm
If they aren't, then being a merciless online vigilante seems to me like trawling through social media looking for pictures of dogs and babies that you consider to be of merely average appearance and addressing the balance of the comments to that effect. 
Firstly I don't think anyone is being a merciless online vigilante. It's just general climbing enthusiasts stumbling across dabs in videos and sharing the event. I also doubt if anyone is going to take issue with someone posting a video AS "them not really doing a 7B", if they're clear they're not really doing it...

Secondly that is an unspeakably bad comparison about looking for pictures of dogs and babies: The pictures of dogs and babies aren't claiming they're doing something, they aren't cheating at something, and they certainly aren't actively choosing to be merely average appearance - that all falls under the "things this thread isn't"!!



Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 23, 2023, 07:19:06 pm
Seems to me the fact that someone has posted the video evidence themselves, undermines your contention that they are wilfully cheating. They have just messed up.

You seem to think that non-cheats have nothing to fear from the scrutiny so all is fine. My guess is that what puts people off posting bouldering videos is the sort of feeling of unease I get when I drive past a police car. I value the job the police do and I don't want to flout the regulations but I know I'm a crap driver. It's the unknown unknowns that make me anxious as I drive past. That is all unavoidable with crap drivers and traffic police. But it is avoidable with timid sensitive types and bouldering videos. Why shouldn't the online world be more a place of welcome and celebration rather than pointless stern scrutiny.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 23, 2023, 07:28:10 pm
They've messed up sure. It's kinda obvious when you've messed up. And kinda obvious when you're showing off something you've messed up in. Unless someone gets to almost doing 7B without realising it's about just doing the fucking problem??

And, I'm pretty sure the possibility of a traffic fine or points on your license or even just a bollocking by someone who has genuine power over your life is a lot more concerning than someone sharing a video on here and quipping "the ground isn't in, doh".

P.S. Please reply with something that isn't a highly dubious analogy so I can bow out gracefully, thanks!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: GazM on December 23, 2023, 07:37:06 pm
But by publicly posting online are they really just 'celebrating their enjoyment of the outside"? I would posit that most people are (maybe subconsciously) looking for people to applaud their efforts. And if that's the case and they didn't actually do what they're asking us to applaud them for, it seems fair to point that out.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on December 23, 2023, 07:42:52 pm
But by publicly posting online are they really just 'celebrating their enjoyment of the outside"? I would posit that most people are (maybe subconsciously) looking for people to applaud their efforts. And if that's the case and they didn't actually do what they're asking us to applaud them for, it seems fair to point that out.

100% this. People posting bouldering videos online want validation to some extent. Which is cool, but it cuts both ways, people aren't obliged to only offer gushing praise!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 23, 2023, 08:15:38 pm
I like watching bouldering videos. It gives me inspiration and I also get technique and beta tips from watching them just as with watching people in real life. People like bouldering along with other friendly people. Looking at each others' videos is like bouldering along with other people. If I felt that a bunch of people were sneering down their noses at me at the crag I wouldn't like it. That is how some people feel the online space has become.

When people say that they don't post videos because they don't want to run the gauntlet of scrutiny are you saying they simply can't be arsed posting them but don't want to appear lazy and so have come up with this convoluted excuse -or what?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on December 23, 2023, 08:22:36 pm
100% this. People posting bouldering videos online want validation to some extent. Which is cool, but it cuts both ways, people aren't obliged to only offer gushing praise!

Absolutely brilliant post  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :strongbench: :strongbench: :strongbench:

Strong.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on December 23, 2023, 08:22:51 pm
You asked earlier in the thread if I think people should just grow a thicker skin. There is always learning to be done as I said above but ultimately, yes I think that people who are upset about their video, which they posted online for public consumption, having comments on it saying they dabbed when they dabbed, or if they used a hold that isnt allowed or whatever, should grow a thicker skin. As a result we probably aren't going to agree!

I like watching bouldering videos too (apart from those ones with 5 minutes of failure attempts then 10 seconds of them doing it at the end), but I don't like bouldering videos which show problems being done wrong; what good is that to me for beta?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 23, 2023, 08:27:51 pm
The result of all of this sword of truth attitude though is that problems typically just have half a dozen videos of lanky blokes online.

To me that outcome sucks. I'd imagine that to a 5'1" woman it really sucks.

The videos of people doing the problem wrong are I agree no help but the point is they need to be let pass or otherwise a whole cohort of good videos get scared off. If, as people claim, it is so easy to tell a video is of a non-ascent, then it is easy to just ignore such videos.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on December 23, 2023, 08:31:31 pm
I'm with spidermonkey and Fiend on this one.

But mostly I'm just reminded that route climbing is so much better than bouldering  :lol:

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 23, 2023, 09:20:16 pm
Yeah yeah I'm sure a tight rope helping curtail a cut-loose would get on here too  :P
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on December 23, 2023, 09:53:25 pm
The result of all of this sword of truth attitude though is that problems typically just have half a dozen videos of lanky blokes online.

To me that outcome sucks. I'd imagine that to a 5'1" woman it really sucks.

The videos of people doing the problem wrong are I agree no help but the point is they need to be let pass or otherwise a whole cohort of good videos get scared off. If, as people claim, it is so easy to tell a video is of a non-ascent, then it is easy to just ignore such videos.

This is where you lose me. If you give a pass to the videos where the problem is done wrong, especially for eliminates and where using the normally eliminated hold(s) is easier, it is typical for that method to proliferate. I can point you to a few examples if you'd like evidence of that. How do you stop that happening without being able to politely say when someone's done it wrong?

I think the other problem we'll always have here is that posting publicly on social media, especially of the "I did a thing" variety, is inherently boastful. You could easily have a completely private Instagram account with only a handful of close friends you've specifically allowed to follow you, but lots of people don't.

Being boastful is itself inherently self aggrandising, and it's only natural for such actions to be held to a reasonable standard. By saying we should ignore people boasting about things when they haven't even done them to the same standard as everyone else, you're asking us not to care. But I do care. Of course it doesn't matter. But then climbing doesn't matter does it. Except it does.

So as long as the feedback being given is politely and kindly made, I'm very much with SM in saying people need to grow a thicker skin, get it right in the first place, or keep it to themselves.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 23, 2023, 10:07:52 pm
I feel bad about the extent to which I tap into online beta videos versus me not having a phone or camera to reciprocate. It is a mutual public resource much like laying pebbles to extend Moat Buttress or doing stuff to improve access agreements etc.

Ignoring duff videos seems to me no different from ignoring or being polite to people at the crag who are flailing around doing problems all wrong.

UKC lists most problems and lets anyone leave notes clarifying where the problem really goes. By all means do that and post a video of the correct way. That would be a genuine service. But it is also great to have a wide range of people showing various beta and inspiring other people of their shape/age/gender/etc.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on December 23, 2023, 11:27:39 pm
But by publicly posting online are they really just 'celebrating their enjoyment of the outside"? I would posit that most people are (maybe subconsciously) looking for people to applaud their efforts. And if that's the case and they didn't actually do what they're asking us to applaud them for, it seems fair to point that out.

100% this. People posting bouldering videos online want validation to some extent. Which is cool, but it cuts both ways, people aren't obliged to only offer gushing praise!

Yup, agreed.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 24, 2023, 09:34:24 am
I totally agree that in an ideal world everyone would have the emotional robustness etc to be completely at ease with reasonable criticism from strangers. You guys all are blessed with that (as I think I am) and that is great.

Sadly though we don't live in that ideal world. None of you are denying that people (typically women) have been put off posting  bouldering videos by the scrutiny culture that has developed. To my mind it doesn't really matter that the blame largely lies with the timidity of those women. What matters is to get the least bad outcome in the circumstances. To me it is a really really bad outcome that such a large and gender biased cohort has been put off.

What is the worst that could happen if a big effort was made to accommodate timid types? You've argued that videos can promulgate out-of-bounds holds and a tolerance of dabbing etc. I suspect that a positive information  source could go a  long way to rectifying any such issue. But even if it ran rife I still don't think it would matter much.

I'm not sure you appreciate how valuable it is to have inspiration from people one personally identifies with as a realistic role model. Speaking for myself, over the years I've tried pretty much all sorts of climbing. I eventually found out that what I most enjoy is sport redpointing. When I was in my 20s I knew and chatted with people who did that. It never occurred to me that it was something I could do though. I thought it was the preserve of elite athletes such as them. I only got involved after I came across dumpy punters who were contentedly sieging midgrade routes into submission. I know some people have the self-belief to strike out regardless but I also know that a huge number of people don't.

I think publicly posted bouldering videos from as wide a selection of people as possible provide an invaluable source of inspiration. Please take that into consideration when balancing that against your motivations for criticising videos of people you don't know.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 24, 2023, 09:42:10 am
Good point. I shall make sure i restrict any criticism or piss-taking about dabbing or otherwise not doing the problem, to videos in which people are dabbing or not doing the problem, and definitely not on videos in which people aren't dabbing and are actually doing the problem.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on December 24, 2023, 09:55:23 am
But even if it ran rife I still don't think it would matter much.


This is basically the difference. You don't think it matters, and obviously in the grand scheme of life it doesn't. But as Bradders said, climbing doesn't matter at all, and yet to us it does. In the context of sport Rping, imagine if you came across a popular video of someone celebrating climbing route you'd been sieging and were proud of getting up, and the footage clearly showed them standing on a bolt. If you honestly wouldn't be slightly wound up by that then fair dos, but I would be!

I don't know if I would agree that a massive cohort of women have been put off filming their ascents are putting them online because of comments about dabbing. What are we basing that conclusion off; one anecdote? There are lots of female climbing Youtubers showing footage of problems and thats ace.

Kind of off topic, but I'm also unconvinced that we even need 30 videos detailing every single variation of beta on every problem. Once a problem has a few videos out there, unless new ones are offering something new (a unique sequence or whatever) they are essentially just detritus in the cybersphere, just like this post :) How many videos of Gorilla Warfare do we need out there!?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on December 24, 2023, 10:29:42 am
Yeah yeah I'm sure a tight rope helping curtail a cut-loose would get on here too  :P
Fair point!

Personally I don't view posting public beta videos as anything like a community service like crag care or bolting or access work. I much prefer the stories of staged photos with bad beta because the FA doesn't want to give away the trick they spent ages finding 😂
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 24, 2023, 10:39:16 am
I'm also unconvinced that we even need 30 videos detailing every single variation of beta on every problem. Once a problem has a few videos out there, unless new ones are offering something new (a unique sequence or whatever) they are essentially just detritus in the cybersphere, just like this post :) How many videos of Gorilla Warfare do we need out there!?

I think much/most of the benefit is that they provide inspiration and encouragement for people who identify with the person in the video.  Or even for people who don't think they should be burnt off by people like the person in the video  ;D. Basically it is creating a "climbing scene". People move across the world to be amongst a climbing scene. I guess that is largely for elite climbing scenes but the same phenomenon is true for happy, welcoming, punter scenes too.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on December 24, 2023, 10:43:27 am
I think the quality of a scene as absolutely nothing to do with posting videos online! 90% of comments on something like instagram are sycophantic and/or moronic, I dont think that's the makings of a good scene of any kind...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 24, 2023, 10:52:43 am
I think the quality of a scene as absolutely nothing to do with posting videos online!

That is because you already know loads of climbers who you identify with etc and go climbing with. You also live in Sheffield. Many people don't. I get at least as much inspiration from videos as I do from people I encounter when bouldering.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on December 24, 2023, 10:56:22 am
happy, welcoming, punter scenes too.

Theres no need for  a desire to create 'happy welcoming punter scenes' (which does come across to me a bit 'magic elves around the faraway tree' but anyway!) to tolerate obvious dabbing in videos and to foster sycophancy...but anyway, I respect that you think not calling people out on dabbing would create a better society, I just see it differently.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on December 24, 2023, 10:59:09 am
SM I have spoken to quite a few women at the crag who do feel put off sharing videos because of how men behave. Be that criticism of new sequences/pad stacking to reach holds/men just being trash/something I'm not aware of or may not understand from a female perspective.

I also get pissed off at videos with incorrect sequences for what it's worth, but generally I politely private message people and/or add beta comments on UKC if something seems off.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 24, 2023, 11:00:50 am
90% of comments on something like instagram are sycophantic and/or moronic, I dont think that's the makings of a good scene of any kind...

I'm ignorant about IG, my experience was simply of the you-tube or vimeo or UKC videos. The videos can be inspiring even if the comments are guff. The youtube video of Bosi on Brandemburg Gate has comments saying that he didn't top out so no ascent and then replies saying that is unreasonable as the terrain above is impossibly hard etc. It doesn't mean the video isn't great.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on December 24, 2023, 11:02:33 am
SM I have spoken to quite a few women at the crag who do feel put off sharing videos because of how men behave. Be that criticism of new sequences/pad stacking to reach holds/men just being trash/something I'm not aware of or may not understand from a female perspective.


I think women feeling underrepresented in climbing is a huge problem and didn't mean to minimise that; just think general poor male behaviour (of which there are innumerable egregious examples!) is surely significantly more likely to be a cause of that than obvious dabs being called out online.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Droyd on December 24, 2023, 11:04:29 am
I don't know if I would agree that a massive cohort of women have been put off filming their ascents are putting them online because of comments about dabbing. What are we basing that conclusion off; one anecdote? There are lots of female climbing Youtubers showing footage of problems and thats ace.

I can't be arsed to argue the broader point again (well in Stone for having a go, and good on you for being so willing to listen to the person at the crag), but on this point: multiple women I know feel this way. What's more, I'd argue that the existence of social-media pages like Girls on Grit goes some way to showing that my friends aren't a tiny minority, although obviously there are many other possible reasons women might be involved in Girls on Grit.

At the end of the day, though, people who feel marginalised don't spend as much time publicly sharing their views as people who don't, so you have a much easier time of it saying 'I don't see the problem as no one is complaining directly to me' than I do convincing one of my friends to sign up for UKB to argue the toss - especially given how dismissive some of the posts on here are.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on December 24, 2023, 11:12:11 am
True enough Droyd. I guess I think its possible to hold two thoughts at the same time though; namely that 1) women are poorly served by the current climbing scene as it is and 2)that its not only fine but also important to point out if popular videos of problems don't actually show the problem being done. I don't think that holding opinion 2 makes me an insensitive chauvinistic bellend (although like all men, I'm sure I have been/can be). Thats why its an interesting discussion, because its not a binary thing.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 24, 2023, 11:29:22 am
I think there is sadly a trade off that has to be made. Seems to me the options are:

1) continue with the scrutiny culture and accept that puts off many women from posting videos, and perhaps off climbing too.

2) ignore goofy dab videos for the greater good of wider inclusion etc.

By all means everyone should endeavour to help their daughters grow up to have enough confidence and resilience etc such that there isn't such a trade off, but we need to face current reality.

Also one person's sycophancy is another persons expression of friendship and welcome. My impression is that there is a bit of a gender difference in that perception too.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on December 24, 2023, 12:45:36 pm
In this balancing act, where do you fit the desire not to patronise women? You're saying that women cheating at climbing must be tolerated because it's exclusionary to politely point out the rules.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 24, 2023, 12:51:02 pm
A desire, that whilst understandable, is best repressed given the circumstances as they evidently are IMO.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 24, 2023, 01:23:46 pm
I also think there genuinely is a wide range of motivations behind people posting videos. Just because you presume it is for affirmation of a sporting achievement, that isn't always true for everyone. People post videos of walks etc:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=P_FA0NqrmDM
They may just be sharing how they enjoy a pastime. I think there is a clash where someone posts a video with a mindset much as they have with other posts about nights out/ holidays etc and then that gets treated as though it were seeking an umpire's decision as to its sporting validity.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on December 24, 2023, 01:53:26 pm
I'm in it for the likes. No move in climbing compares to that sweet sweet dopamine hit I get from an Instagram notification.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on December 24, 2023, 01:55:17 pm
I think Stone is conflating 2 things which aren't the same:
'scrutiny of women' and
'scrutiny of rules'

Former = a legitimate issue in male/female interactions, created by some men and experienced by some women.
Later = the rules of climbing applied to all and experienced by all, women or men.

And I think he's created a catch-all term'scrutiny culture' and is using this term to create a false choice:

I think there is sadly a trade off that has to be made. Seems to me the options are:

1) continue with the scrutiny culture and accept that puts off many women from posting videos, and perhaps off climbing too.
2) ignore goofy dab videos for the greater good of wider inclusion etc.

This isn't the trade-off.

Because 'scrutiny of the rules' (dabs thread) isn't the problem Stone is talking about. The problem he's talking about is 'scrutiny of women'.

'Scrutiny of women' isn't an issue with the dabs thread, which mostly scrutinises men as far as I can see. Scrutiny of women is an issue within wider culture.

Bonjoy makes the case well  (https://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,4584.msg673473.html#msg673473)for 'scrutiny of rules':

Personally I think folk should post comments when they see vids titled as ascents of problems, but the climber has not followed a rule by which the prob is defined.
These days people massively rely on video beta, to the extent that they often don't read the description of the problem. So bad beta propagates and quickly becomes the default beta, especially if it also happens to be easier than doing the actual problem.

With the above in mind I think moving to the culture Stone would prefer - of dissuading people commenting on dabs (daft as I think all of this is) - would go a tiny way towards denigrating the game of climbing. While doing nothing of any value to tackle the (genuine) issue he's talking about.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 24, 2023, 02:09:50 pm
I'm not sure. My impression (happy to be corrected) was that what was off putting was the overall culture where any public video of a boulder problem gets scrutinised as to whether it was a genuine ascent. They simply found that whole vibe unpleasant and something to be avoided. Droyd could ask I guess. It's very second hand from me, based on a brief conversation with a stranger.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on December 24, 2023, 02:13:25 pm
I can well believe this - it appears to be a well-known issue in general public life. But that isn't the dabs thread, which is literally defined by calling out dabs, not Debs. :P
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 24, 2023, 02:27:12 pm
Just to clarify, my impression was that one bunch of people (often blokes) post videos to get affirmation of a tick and are happy to have that scrutinised as to it's validity. Another bunch (often women) would like to post videos if only they could be viewed in a similar light to how that walk down cheedale video is. They are sharing something they enjoy.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on December 24, 2023, 02:37:48 pm
If the only people they were kidding was themselves then I wouldn't be that bothered, but given that unchallenged cheat vids (whoever posts them) erode the sport for everyone, for the reason Bonjoy described, then I don't agree.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 24, 2023, 04:53:54 pm
Just share something that you enjoy in which you don't dab or deliberately ignore the problem rules. Or share something in which you do dab or cheat and know you're going to get called out for dabbing or cheating.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on December 24, 2023, 05:08:49 pm
Personal anecdote but I’ve enjoyed climbing so much more since not posting videos and updates about it incessantly including ones where I’d dab - feels like I’m doing it for me now which is kinda nice, actually less pressure on myself and care less about validation which I think is the main reason why people share videos in all honesty
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: highrepute on December 24, 2023, 06:54:56 pm
I noticed you'd taken down the video of the new problem next to beauty Carlos. Presumably as a direct result of Will calling dab on it. That seems a shame. No one benefitted from that dab call. We all lost that video.

I agree with stone.

There was some mention of growing thicker-skins earlier in the thread. Perhaps those who are struggling to ignore dabs and rule breaking need to grow thicker skins and just move on.

Not so much now but in the past I have really struggled to post on the internet because of fear of being critisized. Especially on here. I would have done something, that I was genuinely excited about,  thought it was cool and wanted to share with the community. Only for it to be diminished in some way (usually Adam Long retro-claiming what I thought was a first ascent (https://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,31655.msg650806.html#msg650806) coupled with some.kind of put down).

I remember when the Copley twins were subject of much derision on here. They'd posted some pics of them doing Brad Pitt and they were being accused on here of faking the pics. I'd been there that day, I'd bumped into them and watched one of them do Brad Pitt three times. It was really great, they were young, strong, pysched and a pleasure to be around.( This enthusiasm did make them slightly annoying on the interest.) Anyway, I had to post on ukb to defend them and I really didn't want to do it because I didn't want to be the derision to be directed at me. Can't find that post now.

That was allot of words to say that feeling of not wanting to post resonates with me.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on December 24, 2023, 07:57:44 pm
Oh I actually took it down cause it got bin voted to death so assumed no one  thought it was any good so wasn’t worthwhile having a video, wasn’t too bothered about the dab as I did it without dabbing  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: highrepute on December 24, 2023, 08:12:37 pm
Oh I actually took it down cause it got bin voted to death so assumed no one  thought it was any good so wasn’t worthwhile having a video, wasn’t too bothered about the dab as I did it without dabbing  :lol:

All that bin voting seems strange
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on December 24, 2023, 08:29:09 pm
I guess they all pathed it and thought it was log  :P
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on December 24, 2023, 09:11:29 pm
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Not so much now but in the past I have really struggled to post on the internet because of fear of being critisized. Especially on here. I would have done something, that I was genuinely excited about,  thought it was cool and wanted to share with the community. Only for it to be diminished in some way (usually Adam Long retro-claiming what I thought was a first ascent (https://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,31655.msg650806.html#msg650806) coupled with some.kind of put down).

Sorry about that, wasn’t intended to put down, just a statement of what happened. Not sure we’ll ever arrive at the correct etiquette for retro-claiming stuff, as it does tend to cause disappointment. On the other hand how would you feel if you discovered you hadn’t done an FA but no one had told you so as to boost your ego. Better, or patronised? If it’s any consolation it has happened to me many times too, and for anyone claiming non-cutting edge problems in the Peak it’s highly likely to happen. You say ‘usually’ suggesting there were other times?

I wouldn’t regard myself as a habitual retro claimer but Bonjoy has suggested to me I should claim more stuff so a) it gets written up, and b) I don’t have to be a subsequent buzz kill retroclaimer. The problem is (apologies for being patronising but I genuinely can’t see a way around it) it wouldn’t occur to me to claim this as it was, to me, just something I did on a crap day in a desperate search for dry rock, and my assumption is anything at this grade has probably been done and it was a bit eliminate, and it really would not occur to me to start trawling about looking for prior claims. Would you, honestly, have thought it as cool and as worth sharing if you didn’t think it was new? Say some guys you didn’t know just pointed it out as they were leaving?

A big part of climbing for me is messing about around the lines as well as on the lines and that has always been the case for a lot of people. We tidy them up for the guidebook, but that doesn’t make it a complete record of everything that has been done, particularly for bouldering. Even now we have the web there is a strong argument for not writing up everything as otherwise you end up with too much noise and not enough signal. But we all go through that phase of being excited when we think we’re about to get in the history books. Sorry, it’s patronising again I’m sure.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 24, 2023, 09:16:51 pm
The counter to that is: If you didn't think it was worth claiming at the time, why was it worth claiming when HighRepute crops up with it?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: remus on December 24, 2023, 09:23:11 pm
The counter to that is: If you didn't think it was worth claiming at the time, why was it worth claiming when HighRepute crops up with it?

If 'first ascent' is taken to mean the first person to climb that particular line (which I think is the generally accepted meaning), then it seems important to retro-claim something if someone else puts it forward as an FA, even if it is a bit of an awkward situation.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 24, 2023, 09:33:09 pm
Well yes but... One could just accept the fiction of a claimed first ascent. It's not like anyone dabbed or anything....
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on December 24, 2023, 09:48:59 pm
Not wanting to speak for JB but I think it's probably more nuanced than that.

Not bothering to claim a FA of something often just occurs because somebody assumes a boulder has been done before them, and also not claimed, so you can see it as something more likely than not already 'existing' but without a clear record. If it was in a guide it might be entered: 'done by anonymous, 19xx'.
But often nobody bothers to officially record it as such in a guide. So that when somebody else comes along later and does some FA (again), they might think they've done something new. And record it as a FA. The 'retro-claiming buzzkiller' then crops up to hose down this offending upstart, but they aren't necessarily saying 'no it was me who did this first' - they're saying 'yeah I've also done that but I assume it was also done by 'anonymous' back in the mists of time before me'. So they're not really 'retro claiming it' they're just pointing out that it isn't a new thing, but no-one really knows who did it first. Just that it wasn't the latest first ascentionist.

On the other hand retro-claimers who are only claiming a historic FA when they see that somebody else now wants to.. yeah that takes a bit more explaining to justify why they consider it important now that there's a challenge, but not important back when they did it.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on December 24, 2023, 09:56:24 pm
The best retro claims are the ones where you’ve had to shift multi-ton blocks from under the boulder and people still try to retro them  :lol: there’s definitely chancers out there
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on December 24, 2023, 10:20:20 pm
Yeah there are a couple in the Peak!

It’s nowhere near as bad as Yorkshire was twenty years back though, it was quite difficult to even get to a claim as you’d be proactively shut down as soon as you tried anything different.

Mostly what Pete said. I do think it is important to maintain the historical record, because if we get to a situation where that isn’t the core point it will soon end up in a ridiculous situation where FA credits get handed out like Tory peerages. But, more relevant to the case in point, as I get older I feel more strongly we shouldn’t be trying to record every variation. Not only is there not room in the guide, I think it’s a dead end. We should leave some space for people to experiment around the main lines without there being prescribed rules, grades or names.  That avoids all the shit discussed above, as long as you can enjoy climbing without a tick or a claim.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: highrepute on December 24, 2023, 11:03:15 pm
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Not so much now but in the past I have really struggled to post on the internet because of fear of being critisized. Especially on here. I would have done something, that I was genuinely excited about,  thought it was cool and wanted to share with the community. Only for it to be diminished in some way (usually Adam Long retro-claiming what I thought was a first ascent (https://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,31655.msg650806.html#msg650806) coupled with some.kind of put down).

Sorry about that, wasn’t intended to put down, just a statement of what happened. Not sure we’ll ever arrive at the correct etiquette for retro-claiming stuff, as it does tend to cause disappointment. On the other hand how would you feel if you discovered you hadn’t done an FA but no one had told you so as to boost your ego. Better, or patronised? If it’s any consolation it has happened to me many times too, and for anyone claiming non-cutting edge problems in the Peak it’s highly likely to happen. You say ‘usually’ suggesting there were other times?

I wouldn’t regard myself as a habitual retro claimer but Bonjoy has suggested to me I should claim more stuff so a) it gets written up, and b) I don’t have to be a subsequent buzz kill retroclaimer. The problem is (apologies for being patronising but I genuinely can’t see a way around it) it wouldn’t occur to me to claim this as it was, to me, just something I did on a crap day in a desperate search for dry rock, and my assumption is anything at this grade has probably been done and it was a bit eliminate, and it really would not occur to me to start trawling about looking for prior claims. Would you, honestly, have thought it as cool and as worth sharing if you didn’t think it was new? Say some guys you didn’t know just pointed it out as they were leaving?

A big part of climbing for me is messing about around the lines as well as on the lines and that has always been the case for a lot of people. We tidy them up for the guidebook, but that doesn’t make it a complete record of everything that has been done, particularly for bouldering. Even now we have the web there is a strong argument for not writing up everything as otherwise you end up with too much noise and not enough signal. But we all go through that phase of being excited when we think we’re about to get in the history books. Sorry, it’s patronising again I’m sure.

Thanks for the reply Adam. Perhaps I shouldn't have singled you out, it's just occurred to me I'm guilty of what I'm complaining about. I mentioned that one specifically because I thought it was amusing rather than offensive.

I've got no problem with retro claims, they're kind of expected, but they can be disappointing like you say. And, going back to Stones point, could dampen the spirit of an enthusiastic person new to developing. It would be a shame to put someone off for the sake of a little bit more tact.

My point of view is that if I think the information is useful to others then I'll share it. So it's case by case and my personal opinion. But I probably lean towards sharing as a way to enrich others climbing experience rather than keeping things not recorded. Which is not to say I haven't also left stuff unrecorded.

Since you asked, the other retroes I can remember were the direct start to profit of doom, that you retroed on behalf of BB, and an alt finish to kidneystone. That might be it, I'm not keeping track, although I recently joked that Ive had more things retroed by you than I've had first ascents.

It sounds like we're doing similar things "messing about around the lines" but if you're keeping that as a personal experience and I'm sharing for others (not happy with my wording here) then we might continue to clash in this way. Which is interesting to observe.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: chrisbrooke on December 24, 2023, 11:26:28 pm
Earlier posts re: women reminded me of a recent experience. I’m a pathological poster and consumer of beta vids. Love making them and watch as many as I can of other people’s. Just because I really like bouldering.
Anyway, I saw a vid of a young female doing Jerry’s Finish (tagged 6C) with the high flakey jug. I was going to post along the lines of ‘I don’t think the jug is in for the 6C version’ but stopped due to remembering previous iterations of this thread. If it was a bloke I more likely would have, but I didn’t want to be a ‘bloke crapping on a female climber on the internet ’. Is that kind or is it patronising? 

She didn’t do the problem she claimed, but at the end of the day, whatever…. No skin off my nose. But I observed in myself a definite reluctance to even try to ‘uphold standards’ on account of her being female. Which is to say I held her to a lower standard…. which is presumably sexist and patronising.
 
Ultimately I guess I don’t see it as my job to be beta police, not least as I’ve no doubt I’ve committed infractions myself. One reason I never link to any of my stuff on here. My ego is too fragile to enter the lion’s den 🙂

And it was interesting to read above conjectures about different reasons for posting (male affirmation, female just sharing a passion). Could be something in that, although again, I wouldn’t pedestalise females and their snow-white motivations to the extent that I see them as immune to the dopamine hit of likes and fire emojis 😂
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 25, 2023, 07:57:54 am
Chris, your videos are superb. They've done so much to get me psyched to dabble more in grit bouldering -Thanks!

About the purity or otherwise of seeking fire emojis - I don't see any contradiction between someone seeking fire emojis and yet not welcoming umpire style scrutiny of the ascent in the post. I know Fiend thinks the dog and baby post analogy is bogus but I'm not sure it is. People may be delighted in getting comments saying their baby is adorable. Perhaps that is impure or whatever. But it's nevertheless just basic politeness not to make a negative comment on such a post. My impression is that many bouldering videos are posted with a similar mindset. So I don't think you were being patronising at all and were right to play it safe in case that was the fact. If people do want umpire style scrutiny of their video, then perhaps they should expressly ask for that when they post.

Perhaps some sort of #toughjustice tag could be added by those seeking intense validation from no-holds-barred scrutiny of their videos.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 25, 2023, 09:40:22 am
 :dance1: Dabby Christmas everyone  :dance1:

May your SJW armour shine brightly, may your skin underneath be thin, may the need for validation and grade-ticking be as strong as the self-security is weak, may your starting positions be high, may adjacent problems be in reach, and may the ground, the pads, the trees and the spotters all be "IN"

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Johnny Brown on December 25, 2023, 11:35:48 am
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Since you asked, the other retroes I can remember were the direct start to profit of doom, that you retroed on behalf of BB, and an alt finish to kidneystone. That might be it, I'm not keeping track, although I recently joked that Ive had more things retroed by you than I've had first ascents.

That’s interesting, I don’t really remember either of those retro claims (good memories of that prow under profit tho, great prob and def worth recording), but for the record at no point did I make the connection that they were all by the same person. So there was definitely no ‘ffs this guy again’ motivation. Have we met? Easier to make connections when I know who people are (I only found out who Moo was a couple of years back, despite knowing him pretty well offline).

Merry Xmas all, this Yule may all your dabs be tricks of perspective and none of your claims be rescinded.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on December 27, 2023, 12:01:01 am
Without delving too deeply into the nuances of the discussion I would make one observation. This is more based on climbing around another cohort of short people, that is children.
Well meaning more experienced  climbers/adults, don't bother to explain problem rules to the climber in question, or even suggest they don't really matter or aren't applicable to the less experienced climber. The climber takes this on board and only finds out they've had smoke blown up their arse  when they post a video online, which is naturally quite a jarring way to find out that boulderers care about rules. Much better not to be patronised in the first place really. And expecting the wider climbing community to uphold the original deception just seems like two wrongs not making a right to me. Obvious caveats apply etc.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 27, 2023, 07:52:27 am
Without delving too deeply into the nuances of the discussion I would make one observation. This is more based on climbing around another cohort of short people, that is children.
Well meaning more experienced  climbers/adults, don't bother to explain problem rules to the climber in question, or even suggest they don't really matter or aren't applicable to the less experienced climber. The climber takes this on board and only finds out they've had smoke blown up their arse  when they post a video online, which is naturally quite a jarring way to find out that boulderers care about rules. Much better not to be patronised in the first place really. And expecting the wider climbing community to uphold the original deception just seems like two wrongs not making a right to me. Obvious caveats apply etc.

I think you mentioned before that you found it embarrassing whenever your 12yo son shouted "dab!" at total strangers at the crag. But perhaps getting a horde of little kids scampering around as beta police is the kinder approach for you guys who care so much about whether other people are folllowing rules. In India, there has been a long running public health effort to encourage people to use toilets. One approach was to recruit lots of little kids to go after anyone defecating outside.https://medicalxpress.com/news/2014-11-indian-children-defecation.html
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on December 27, 2023, 09:39:06 am
If we could crowdfund buying some whistles and hi-vis vests for kids to patrol the cromlech boulder in the school holidays and shaming any tourist shiteneering? I'd donate. The roof crack area's an open sewer.

Stone, despite essays worth of posts I'm still not really clear what your reasons are for making all this stink :shit: about the dabs thread. I'm getting vagueness about how some people, who you've mostly never met and not directly asked (?) might not like it?
Or is it about female participation in climbing? Or some other group? Can you please just put it in simple terms so an idiot like me can understand why you think this thread and the culture it represents is 'a bad thing'. Some evidence would also be good.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 27, 2023, 09:41:18 am
Seriously, I think it is always much better to convey potentially awkward stuff face to face rather than online. I think japey comments online are an especially grim approach. To be honest, to me, that comes across as being at least as motivated by the esprit-de-corps derived amongst the mockers than for public clarification of bouldering rules (obviously I can only guess as to other peoples' motivations but that is how you are perceived by me at least).

As I said, I don't have a camera. A couple of times, friends have videoed me when I've been stuck trying to climb (routes), mostly to convey to me what I was doing wrong. That's been super helpful. Once I actually ticked a route whilst being so filmed and a friend posted it up and I've linked to it willy nilly. Anyway, a stranger came up to me at the crag to tell me that he didn't consider I'd climbed the route because I'd pre-clipped a bolt. I hope I wasn't exasperatingly dismissive. I think I said that I'm not really a sport climber, more a leisure roper -I often say that. He didn't seem at all pissed off though. I didn't feel at all put down or hurt. I think that was thanks to the sincere, non-mocking  and face-to-face way he told me. Perhaps you all see this as an example of how he failed though. Perhaps a mocking online pile-on would have at least got me to take the video down and perhaps would have changed how other people climb that route. I don't know.

I am not always a total blundering oaf when it comes to aligning with expressed views about rules. I stopped pre-clipping a bolt on one route when a friend told me she thought that pre-clip was bollocks. I agreed with her when she pointed that out. I also regret that I spent so long using a cheat stone at the start of Nemesis. I was initiated with the cheat stone when I started trying the route and went along with using it. Because I love that route and can't do it -I'm always on it, I guess I did more to promulgate the cheat stone than anyone else. Rob Napier is at least as short as me and didn't use the cheat stone. He told me Keith had done the first ascent from the ground, so that was how he was going to do it too. I didn't take the hint. Much later someone told me they had the impression that the cheat stone upset Keith a lot more than he was letting on. Use of the cheat stone was creating the mis-impression that the route wasn't great from the ground to the top as a three-star-classic should be. I stopped using the cheat stone more out of courtesy than anything, and belatedly found out that it is great from the ground to the top (I haven't climbed it though  ;D ). I'm sure Keith often amicably told me the cheat stone was bollocks and it fell on deaf ears. Evidently to get through my thick skull it took actual (second hand) reports of upset.

I guess the conclusion of all of this wittering is that I do think it is OK to convey to people that you find the way they are climbing upsetting to you and that you consider climbing for everyone at large is improved by other people complying with your rules. However, I think that should always be done, face-to-face and in a sincere way making it obvious that the entire motivation is a wish to improve the enjoyment and climbing experience of everyone, not least the person who messed up (in your view). As we've noted before, the online mockery approach is very damaging. It is stopping a cohort of people from publicly posting videos and that is impeding inclusion and basically making climbing for everyone impoverished (apart from lanky blokes who hate seeing other people at the crag).
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 27, 2023, 10:38:50 am
Petejh - Patreon? And maybe need to cover a minibus from Nant Peris and some lemonade and crisps in the Vaynol after?

Stone, I'm not sure how your own, quite different experiences, followed by repeating the assertion about online mockery, actually answers Pete's request for evidence.  Out of curiosity I wonder if the ground level beneath Nemesis has dropped over the years due to erosion, occasional flooding, mud compacting (from you hammering it down with a cheat stone  :lol: ). Are you doing exactly the same start as Keith and is that fundamental to the challenge and quality of the route??
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on December 27, 2023, 10:46:45 am
The only thing that seems shitty about this thread is that it’s not usually really calling out the people who are dabbing but used as a vehicle of mockery and to take the piss out of them in an obscure forum they’ve likely never heard of. There’s the caveat of course that some users of this forum post their own dabs or the dabs of other users but to me it seems that the majority of posts are of random dabbers who aren’t being directly called out.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on December 27, 2023, 10:47:58 am
A plethora of beta videos (especially if they are invalid ascents) does not enrich the climbing scene. You may like not having to work out the moves for yourself, but that doesn't make it an overall "good".
Working out moves is part of the fun for lots of us, and is seriously undervalued as a skill, mainly due to said beta videos being everywhere.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 27, 2023, 11:03:14 am
Okay time for some #realtalk as some of you are missing the point. Sure curbing false claims / dubious practises / invalid ascents, and educating people on that is a worthy aim for the benefit of the community. But it's not the point.

The point is having a good laugh and a little light bantz taking the piss out of people who have been daft enough to deliberately publicly post a video of them dabbing, and even dafter showing no shame and claiming they've done the problem.

Polite education shouldn't get in the way of a bit of good old "Great beta for walking along the pads'" and "Should have just climbed the tree and ignored the rock" and "Great to see that 1940s combined tactics live on with that spotter assistance".

Sure the dabbers might not find it as rib-tickling as they really should, but there's an easy solution to that - cure the problem not the symptons - by not posting dabbing videos. No dabbing, no mockery, nothing to fear.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 27, 2023, 11:04:45 am
A plethora of beta videos (especially if they are invalid ascents) does not enrich the climbing scene. You may like not having to work out the moves for yourself, but that doesn't make it an overall "good".
Working out moves is part of the fun for lots of us, and is seriously undervalued as a skill, mainly due to said beta videos being everywhere.
No one has to look at bouldering videos (or watch other people climbing IRL as that would equally apply to your points).

There is also the psyche, inspiration, element that comes from them.

Are you saying that because you don't like watching videos and don't want others to, mocking is good because that frightens people off posting and you want that aim?

If you are really saying that, I'm just offering a counter opinion.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 27, 2023, 11:09:58 am
Fiend, many people express much the same view point as that regarding online mocking of eg people expressing mental health experiences. I find that view mystifying in that context and in this context too.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on December 27, 2023, 11:27:47 am
I don't care about dabs, or using whatever holds you like, or even posting videos of said tactics - people can do whatever they like - unless you claim to have climbed a problem/route which does not include, the ground/those holds/a cheat stone/preclipping the 3rd etc etc. In which case yes, I think its fine to point out that they haven't done the problem. And yes, I think attempting to stop the proliferation of dabbing/traversing into the next route/preclipping half the route when claiming to have done a particular problem/route is worthwhile, and this sort of stuff is often proliferated through beta videos of invalid tactics.

Are you saying that because you don't like watching videos and don't want others to, mocking is good because that frightens people off posting and you want that aim?

No, I would have thought that was obvious.
Your posts on this thread appear to assume that more beta videos=good. I was pointing out that this is not necessarily true. Maybe for you, but not all of us.

Questions for you stone:

Do you think its ok for people to post videos claiming to have climbed things they haven't? Do you think there might be some knock on effects if it was considered unacceptable to point out when people have made a mistake/aren't aware of the rules/are obviously cheating? (and take the piss out of them in the last example, but not the first two)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: scragrock on December 27, 2023, 11:34:11 am
Here we are again.....
Welcome to 2024 ;D
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 27, 2023, 11:56:31 am
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Questions for you stone:

Do you think its ok for people to post videos claiming to have climbed things they haven't? Do you think there might be some knock on effects if it was considered unacceptable to point out when people have made a mistake/aren't aware of the rules/are obviously cheating? (and take the piss out of them in the last example, but not the first two)

Like I said, I think the way to do it is face-to-face. It is fine to say (face-to-face to them) that how they climb not only doesn't fit your rules but also upsets you. I don't think mocking people is ever good unless they are close friends who obviously like it  -geniune mutual bantz. Even then I think it is important that onlookers don't get the misimpression that it is cruel and one-way -as these things spread.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on December 27, 2023, 11:58:14 am
It's a wider point, but reading between the lines of Stones posts I think he's arguing that piss taking shouldn't exist in the online arena, only face to face and even then should have no edge at all to it and should only be taking place between people who know each other well. Meanwhile, all that should exist in the online arena is relentless positivity. I think that is both unrealistic and very undesirable.

Edit; as I posted stone has confirmed this. I think that's hopelessly idealistic. It's taking #bekind to a place where the concept completely ceases to be useful. It also ignores that many people find it much easier to order their thoughts into a cogent response in text rather than verbally.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on December 27, 2023, 12:13:17 pm
Seriously, I think it is always much better to convey potentially awkward stuff face to face rather than online. I think japey comments online are an especially grim approach. To be honest, to me, that comes across as being at least as motivated by the esprit-de-corps derived amongst the mockers than for public clarification of bouldering rules (obviously I can only guess as to other peoples' motivations but that is how you are perceived by me at least).

OK, got it. Thanks for clarifying. I understand how you feel about online commenting. I disagree with your proposal that people refrain from online feedback. Don't want to spend ages articulating why and it's mostly all been said.



Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 27, 2023, 12:13:46 pm
It's a wider point, but reading between the lines of Stones posts I think he's arguing that piss taking shouldn't exist in the online arena, only face to face and even then should have no edge at all to it and should only be taking place between people who know each other well. Meanwhile, all that should exist in the online arena is relentless positivity. I think that is both unrealistic and very undesirable.

Edit; as I posted stone has confirmed this. I think that's hopelessly idealistic. It's taking #bekind to a place where the concept completely ceases to be useful. It also ignores that many people find it much easier to order their thoughts into a cogent response in text rather than verbally.

It isn't hopeless to be idealistic about ourselves. I have no aspiration to thwart the legions of trolls who eg mock people with mental health issues or whatever. I agree that would be a hopelessly unrealistic aspiration. But here we are talking about a small group of very nice gents. My guess is that most of those who do most to frighten off public posting of bouldering videos are influenceable by people ware of this discussion. I do think a choice is being made.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 27, 2023, 02:13:45 pm
Fiend, many people express much the same view point as that regarding online mocking of eg people expressing mental health experiences. I find that view mystifying in that context and in this context too.

Stone do you really not get that there is a massive difference between someone choosing to share themselves deliberately minorly cheating at a leisure activity which is entirely within their control, and someone choosing to share traumatic struggles with health issues they are unavoidably suffering from, and how those two things should be treated?? Or is this another post in the "World's Worst Analogies" Top Trumps game??

P.S. I know that's mocking someone's bad analogies. Nothing personal intended and i'm quite entertained by this latest dab-calling-ethics revival, it's made Christmas more tolerable.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Droyd on December 27, 2023, 02:17:50 pm
This might be asking for a lot, but I figure it's worth throwing out there: if you're absolutely convinced that publicly calling out people who 'break the rules' is reasonable, try talking to the people around you about it - preferably other climbers who are different from you in terms of things like gender, climbing experience, and ability, but if you can't manage that but have, say, a non-climbing partner, then maybe try and chat to them about it and see if they agree that what you're arguing for is reasonable. If they do then great; you can carry on knowing that you've at least made an effort to understand the view of someone who is a bit different from you. If they don't, then that's going to carry a lot more weight in terms of changing your opinion than random people on a forum citing people they met at the crag or their nameless friends.

I think that this is worthwhile because I was on the other side for a long time - I never posted anything myself because a) I just don't care that much (as I've argued in the past I still don't really see that an eroding of ethics has any effect on my climbing), and b) I'm too scared of someone thinking that I'm a dick. But there was always a little part of me that made me click on this thread when I saw a new post so that I could have a little vicarious chuckle, and if I stumbled upon a beta video with an infraction I'd scroll down and see if someone else had commented, because there was a part of me that didn't have the balls to say anything but did sort of want that person to know that they'd cheated.

When I talked to other people about this, all the ones who were like me (blokes who were keen boulderers, 20s-30s, white, no disabilities, climbing somewhere in the high sevens to low eights having been involved for years/decades) felt exactly the same - basically 'I wouldn't mind if someone told me I was wrong so why should anyone else, and if I do say something I'm always polite, and if I take the piss it's only a bit of banter, and if they don't see that then that's on them for trying to get away with cheating in the first place'. Some of the people I talked to who didn't look like me also felt this way, but not all of them. And the ones who disagreed with calling people out said that it made them feel less a part of the climbing community, less likely to upload videos, less likely to generally climb and talk about climbing and be involved in debates. The non-climbers I spoke to about it said that it sounded mental and made them less likely to get into climbing. My partner (at the time a climber) didn't know it was a thing before I told her about it, and said that it made her want to be a climber less and avoid bouldering even more than she already did; she said that outside of bouldering it made her aware of the possibility that people at the crag might be judging her for things that she, as someone who had climbed for years but not all that seriously, didn't even know she might be judged for.

Now all of this is, again, anecdotal, and I'm not presenting it as anything other than an explanation of how I feel. But I think there's a good probability that the same could happen to some of the commenters in this thread if they talked had this conversation outside of UKB: at the end of the day it's pretty easy to brand an argument virtue-signalling or idealistic if you don't know or care about the person making it, but quite a lot harder when that person is your partner, a family member, or one of your friends. And there's the bonus incentive here of reporting back and telling us that you've spoken to your wife or daughter or whoever and they're fully in favour of calling out dabs, in which case great - although even better would be to have them register an account, and then we wouldn't have the same voices saying the same things over and over again.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 27, 2023, 02:31:39 pm
Fiend, many people express much the same view point as that regarding online mocking of eg people expressing mental health experiences. I find that view mystifying in that context and in this context too.

Stone do you really not get that there is a massive difference between someone choosing to share themselves deliberately minorly cheating at a leisure activity which is entirely within their control, and someone choosing to share traumatic struggles with health issues they are unavoidably suffering from, and how those two things should be treated?? Or is this another post in the "World's Worst Analogies" Top Trumps game??

Fiend let's recap what I was referirng too:
Okay time for some #realtalk as some of you are missing the point. Sure curbing false claims / dubious practises / invalid ascents, and educating people on that is a worthy aim for the benefit of the community. But it's not the point.
The point is having a good laugh and a little light bantz taking the piss out of people who have been daft enough to deliberately publicly post a video of them dabbing, and even dafter showing no shame and claiming they've done the problem.
Polite education shouldn't get in the way of a bit of good old "Great beta for walking along the pads'" and "Should have just climbed the tree and ignored the rock" and "Great to see that 1940s combined tactics live on with that spotter assistance".
Sure the dabbers might not find it as rib-tickling as they really should, but there's an easy solution to that - cure the problem not the symptons - by not posting dabbing videos. No dabbing, no mockery, nothing to fear.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but your #realtalk was advocating mockery on the basis that it provided amusement and camaraderie for those doing the mocking. And you thought that aim justified it even if the subjects of the mockery didn't like it.
People do gain amusement and camaraderie by mocking people with mental health struggles. They evidently consider that justification enough for them. No doubt it feels even more edgy than mocking bouldering videos online. Their cruelty may be too strong for your tastes but it seems to me the same phenomenon.

It was your "May your SJW armour shine brightly" yuletide thing that made me think of the similarity. That is exactly what such trolls would say to anyone remonstrating with them isn't it?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 27, 2023, 02:40:29 pm
There's a massive difference of principle there and I will explain more later, I've got an essay on this that's been brewing for a long time. But until then I stand by the distinction in my previous post. And the one before that wasn't an entirely serious dogma. Although a climbing scene where I could post a video of me kicking a pad flying to curtail a cut-loose and NOT have anyone have a laugh at the silliness and audacity to pretend such aid was legitimate, is not a scene I'd want to be part of.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on December 27, 2023, 02:45:05 pm
I think this issue clearly illustrates the age divide on this forum. You don’t have to look too far back to see the racist, homophobic, sexists comments or threads about fit women who climb, just goes to show that old farts will do anything to cling onto their ways, maybe the dab thread is their last bastion of being boomers and they don’t like it when they get called out for being knobs to people who aren’t even aware of them talking about their dabs.

As has been said, maybe message those people directly and tell them they’ve dabbed rather than posting about it on here to laugh at them behind their backs? No one’s saying you can’t politely point out dabs to people, but to have a whole thread dedicated to mocking those people without their knowing is pretty much akin to online bullying in my book.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 27, 2023, 02:58:56 pm
Actually further to that, since we're sharing personal anecdotes / backgrounds, i'll throw my own experience in the mix:

I post a lot of videos and photos online and always have done. My motivations are varied, nuanced, and complex but basically boil down to 50% ego-driven showing off and 50% passion-driven showing off rarely seen locations and climbs. The videos get relatively ignored because: I don't shroud them in hysterical clickbait, I don't pad them with lifestyle blethering and filler, I don't spam them over enough social media, I don't beg for clicks and likes and subs....oh and I'm just some fat punter in a vest doing moderate climbs in front of a single camera.

Despite that there is enough potential out there for people to criticise me, the videos and the climbing - especially since I know full well I am right up there as an easy target: I have, and share, strong opinions and principles, I argue with people and have wound up plenty of people by not kowtowing to the status quo, I have a mockable look and mockable tastes (toy soldiers and gabber) and although I'm a middling white male, I'm not one of young, tall, skinny, high 7 / low 8 tickers Droyd refers to. If anyone with XY chromosomes is going to get slagged off...

But I take that risk anyway. Not because I'm thick-skinned - I hate being targetted for no good reason, I hate bullying (almost as much as I hate being falsely accused of bullying - I've already done a general post refuting BOYD being bullying), I genuinely don't like getting shit off people unless I'm choosing to engage with aggravation. But because....Because it's worth a small risk to share stuff i think is cool.

And also because I almost never post videos of me doing anything that looks like dabbing (there's a towel flick in an albaraccin video and a shorts dab in an old sanctified video). Which means, amazingly enough, I don't seem to have as much of a risk of getting called out for dabbing... And if there are any other issues with lines or starting positions, I'll happily take an easier grade for a natural variant.


Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on December 27, 2023, 03:12:54 pm
This thread most definitely falls under what could be considered as cyber bullying under UK law, whether you care to admit it or agree is a whole other topic.

Once again, no one cares about calling dabs, but this thread itself is not doing that, it’s on a forum the majority of those people aren’t visiting and thus this thread is not some kind of holy crusade to stop dabbers, it’s a self absorbed excuse to ridicule, mock others without really affecting any change other than to maybe make yourselves feel better :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on December 27, 2023, 03:16:08 pm
Interestingly Droyd i actually had this exact conversation with my partner on the Christmas eve drive! Obviously n=1 etc etc but as a woman who climbs a fair bit but far from obsessively she didn't have any problem with dabs being called out. Obviously it's a niche concern but her words were "well if they're claiming a specific grade they have to follow the rules." That info is unlikely to change either of our minds I guess!

Dingdong I strongly resent being parked with the boomers, I'm only 30!  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on December 27, 2023, 03:17:49 pm

Dingdong I strongly resent being parked with the boomers, I'm only 30!  :lol:

Being a boomer is a state of mind

Also you should ask your partner how she’d feel if she posted a video of her dabbing and then found out some guys were laughing about it on UKB
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on December 27, 2023, 04:06:55 pm
Gen X'er here.
Until the last week or so - when I noticed Stone's dogged campaign of questioning the principles at work behind people publicly questioning dubious boulder ascents - I think I've literally never posted on the dabs thread. That I can remember at least. Definitely hardly ever look at it when I look at UKB, and whenever I have looked I've always thought that bringing up clips of someone's t-shirt wafting a leaf seemed pretty obviously not what I knew as a dab, so I assumed it must have started as a bit of fun/bullshitting in bouldering circles for some people, and kind of grown from there.

So it's not my thing, but I cannot see how that it could be construed as bullying unless the individual was unusually over-sensitive to public comments. In which case wouldn't it be extremely unusual for someone that over sensitive to be publicly posting films of themselves? I don't doubt there's always someone somewhere upset, however.

The more obvious dabs where someone is obviously hitting the ground.. I dunno, I really don't care personally - hence not using the thread. But if pressed on principle I'm minded to think what's wrong with people re-posting this if they want to - is it really any different in principle to the person publicly posting a film clip of the ascent in the first place?
To say someone shouldn't point out the obvious, in a non-consequential lifestyle setting like climbing, appears to me a bit '2 + 2 = 5 if we tell you it does'.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on December 27, 2023, 04:22:18 pm

Also you should ask your partner how she’d feel if she posted a video of her dabbing and then found out some guys were laughing about it on UKB

Passing over the obvious goalpost moving going on here, In this parallel universe where that many unlikely things have come together, I'm entirely confident that my partner would be filthy with a) herself for presumably not noticing the dab either at the time or when watching it back before posting, which seems powerfully unlikely (she doesn't even boulder that much and knows what the rules are ffs) and b) me for not mentioning it before she became the subject of totally legitimate piss taking.  :)

Also, people who are fine with the principle of calling out dabs do not get to have the opposite opinion if it's them being called out, that would be straight up hypocrisy.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on December 27, 2023, 04:26:36 pm
I cannot see how that it could be construed as bullying .

This may help: https://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,1942.msg654199.html#msg654199

I think there are a few key defining features to bullying:

1. Specific individual targeted
- i.e. it's a person, or a group, targeting one particular individual constantly and relentlessly.

2. No justifiable reason
- i.e. although there might be something about the target that the bullies are picking on, it's not a issue which would generally be regarded as justifying any negative response.

3. Subject matter not promoted by target
- i.e. whatever issue the bullies are picking on / using for justification, whilst it might be something publicly known about the target, it's not something that the target actively seeks to promote nor publicise, they're not seeking to draw attention to it.


With regards to Tickmark Hall Of Shame / Bring Out Your Dabs:

1. Specific individual targeted??
No - it's never relentlessly targeting one person, it's about anyone and everyone who demonstrates the behaviour in question, big or small, famous or irrelevant, one-off or repeat offender. Generally the target isn't even named nor given any context, it's just "a climber who did this".

2. No justifiable reaon??
No - the reasons might be very small in the global scheme of things, but they are actual reasons in terms of negative behaviour (excessive marking of rock with chalk / falsely claiming success on a problem with assistance) that could warrant a negative response (even as gentle as "please brush that off" or "maybe try that without walking along the pads").

3. Subject matter not promoted by target??
No - the behaviour is clearly visible in images / videos that are readily available on public social media, with no attempt to keep them hidden for "friends and family", and often promoted by the poster (and the level of mockery on here is sometimes in direct correlation to how heavily they are promoted).


IF the situation was different....Say the following example: A climber with a particular sketchy style puts a series of unlisted videos of him climbing on youtube, and in most videos he's slapping un-necessarily. Someone digs hard, finds these videos, and each time posts about them, mocking that one individual - then THAT would be more like bullying. Targeting one individual, mocking something that isn't generally negative, and finding stuff that the target isn't trying to show off.



P.S. Thanks once again to stone for inspiring me to get around to writing the follow-up to this.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: abarro81 on December 27, 2023, 04:42:48 pm
No one’s saying you can’t politely point out dabs to people
Unless I've misunderstood, this is exactly what Stone is suggesting - that people shouldn't be pointing out dabs or any other scrutiny, whether on this thread or in comments on the video, or in messages. Only face-to-face. I think it should be fine to point it out, but best to do it nicely.

I also don't see how this illustrates the age divide on the forum given that Stone is older than many of those who are taking what you would consider the "old school" approach. If I had to guess I'd guess it might more neatly divide between those who would identify as "progressives" vs "centre left/centrist" (I'll exclude other options since ukb doesn't have many rightwingers), but I'm very much speculating there.

If you take Stone's approach, presumably there has to be a level at which this no longer applies - e.g. it would be preposterous not to have Loic Z called out for this X-treme rope dabbing by Iker Pou recently. Where should it be? I wonder if people kind of already apply that filter? I assume they do (so are more likely to call out a dab on an 8B than a 7B than a 6B), but maybe that's not true? It seems fair enough - if it's a beginner they'll presumably learn at some point, if it's not a beginner then I still can't understand the psychology that thinks I'll post a video of me cheating - and if they don't know it's cheating maybe it's time someone stopped being so polite and told them?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on December 27, 2023, 04:51:38 pm
Aye fair enough but it still stands that in the vaccum of this thread no one is enacting any meaningful change in the world of dabbing. Just message them and let them know. Otherwise this whole thread is only useful for laughing at others
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on December 27, 2023, 04:53:53 pm
abarro, my initial thought (since buried under my subsequent deluge of posts) was that if something was of a level that say UKC reported it as news, then courteous online scrutiny was totally appropriate. If not, then it was better to limit to private and preferably face-to-face comments.

I really don't want any politics I've argued for to be seen as interlinked with this. I'd like to think it's unrelated, much as you've noted age is.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: sirlockoff on January 02, 2024, 06:07:59 pm
not a dab but might as well be one, gave me a chuckle, wild camping next to not a popular boulder


https://youtu.be/Mxtg6YoO2rs?t=112
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Paul B on January 02, 2024, 06:30:26 pm
Stone, what do you think about calling out people climbing on wet rock?

During the Christmas period when I was bored my feed pushed a reel of a climber (apparently sponsored?) climbing on a Font classic that's clearly absolutely gopping but all the comments (and I've checked again just now) are "sick dude", "such a good problem" etc. and there are likes by members of this forum. I don't know the guy but my feeling is that a) his sponsors should be calling this out and b) that in general the behaviour needs calling out.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 02, 2024, 06:57:57 pm
If Font sandstone is prone to damage when wet, then I agree it's good/important to spread the word about that. I was impressed when Shauna Coxley did that about gritstone on the TV program Countryfile. I think digressions that permanently alter the rock are quite different from digressions (such as wrong holds/dabs) that at worst might influence how people view a problem.

I also think sponsored climbers are in a bit of a different situation than random punters. 

If someone put a comment on such as "I try to avoid climbing on wet sandstone because I've heard it damages the rock" -I'd think good on them.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dave k on January 02, 2024, 07:09:59 pm
In one of the recent episodes of Made in Stone (great new series and well worth a listen) about Fred Nicole a story is reported about Fred in the states repeating a classic test piece in front of some US climbers back in the 90s. He was apparently called out for dabbing, but took the tick and moved on. The story was very much portrayed as a positive trait.

Here is a link to one of the episodes on Fred, but the story might come up in one of the other Fred episodes.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3daWUGb3wuZxgLID2IIua1?si=nSCMt7q6TzGvOHLjt3srnw

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 02, 2024, 10:16:11 pm
Stone, what do you think about calling out people climbing on wet rock?

During the Christmas period when I was bored my feed pushed a reel of a climber (apparently sponsored?) climbing on a Font classic that's clearly absolutely gopping but all the comments (and I've checked again just now) are "sick dude", "such a good problem" etc. and there are likes by members of this forum. I don't know the guy but my feeling is that a) his sponsors should be calling this out and b) that in general the behaviour needs calling out.

Link?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 21, 2024, 01:52:44 pm
My mates and I can't decide whether this is satire or not. I think, unbelievably, that it isn't. I'm not sure whether it belongs in the dabs thread, the strong-but-incredibly-shit thread, the don't climb on soaking wet grit thread, or the climbing goes mainstream weirdness thread. It's a complete shit show from start to finish.

https://youtu.be/soslTCDifZQ?si=JhcEefAad27iUVt6
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: yetix on January 21, 2024, 03:21:25 pm
"My negative 3 ape index is a bigger hinderence than this rain fam"
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: PeteHukb on January 21, 2024, 03:22:45 pm
That is... a video...

For me, watching it, I find myself wondering if he's neurodivergent. So do what you will with that.

Whatever you think about the vid, he's definitely got some great catchphrases. Never really thought about really *manifesting* gainz before, but it totally makes sense really.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on January 21, 2024, 03:33:40 pm
Faisal is a trip. If you ever wondered what steroid use in climbing looks like this is it.

Also always made me laugh how his insta has over 100k followers but his posts get like 5 likes  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 21, 2024, 06:11:30 pm
He's got a video where he does T-crack at Cratcliffe. I've always been too crap/feeble to manage that whenever I've tried. Hat's off to him from me.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on January 21, 2024, 06:22:11 pm
He's got a video where he does T-crack at Cratcliffe. I've always been too crap/feeble to manage that whenever I've tried. Hat's off to him from me.

hats off to climbing on soaking wet rock
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: dunnyg on January 21, 2024, 06:27:34 pm
The psyche is unquestionable. I look forward to manifesting gainZ.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 21, 2024, 06:49:14 pm
He's got a video where he does T-crack at Cratcliffe. I've always been too crap/feeble to manage that whenever I've tried. Hat's off to him from me.

hats off to climbing on soaking wet rock
If anyone here knows him or his contact details or whatever, by all means message him to spread the word about wet rock. Perhaps when you next post a video (if you're someone who does) include a spiel about avoiding wet grit.

Until recently I was unaware of the wet grit = erosion thing. Many people still are -evidently. I found out from the Countryfile TV program of all places, when they featured Shauna Coxley.

A few years back, I heard admiring comments about how a top boulderer had been able to climb a hard grit problem when wet.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 21, 2024, 07:19:35 pm
Stone, you don't need to defend the indefensible. He's an arsehole. Climbing soaking wet grit when he even says ok the video he shouldn't. He clearly doesn't top out Flying Arete, and he doesn't top out the Keel, even after doing it with his fucking foot on the floor  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 21, 2024, 07:27:49 pm
Does he say in the video that climbing wet grit damages the rock?

Sorry if I missed that.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on January 21, 2024, 07:32:24 pm
Faisal is a trip. If you ever wondered what steroid use in climbing looks like this is it.

Also always made me laugh how his insta has over 100k followers but his posts get like 5 likes  :lol:

Now this is the kind of baseless accusation the forum has been missing lately!

No beef with the manifestation chat, that's basically just visualisation isn't it?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 21, 2024, 07:34:10 pm
Does he say in the video that climbing wet grit damages the rock?

Sorry if I missed that.



Yes.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on January 21, 2024, 07:42:38 pm
Faisal is a trip. If you ever wondered what steroid use in climbing looks like this is it.

Also always made me laugh how his insta has over 100k followers but his posts get like 5 likes  :lol:

Now this is the kind of baseless accusation the forum has been missing lately!

No beef with the manifestation chat, that's basically just visualisation isn't it?

Not baseless, he’s openly talked about his steroid use in the past.

Now the follower thing… if you work online like I do it’s pretty obvious when people buy followers  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on January 21, 2024, 07:48:14 pm
Does he say in the video that climbing wet grit damages the rock?

Sorry if I missed that.

He does. He's clearly aware you mustn't climb on wet grit and yet does it anyway. Ignoring all the other stuff, that is clearly impactful on others.

So what do we do now stone? As UKB's official conscience, does this mean we're allowed to post public comments on the video?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 21, 2024, 09:18:18 pm
I just watched the video again. My hearing is crap (despite hearing aids) but I assiduously read every word of subtitles. Where does he say climbing on wet grit damages the rock?

I re-watched the video again, fully with the intention of putting a comment about climbing wet rock if he had said that it damages the rock and yet did so.

I'll do that if someone tells me what time point to read/listen him saying that.

I agree that he clearly says he climbs on wet rock, but that is totally different from doing so after saying that doing so damages the rock.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on January 21, 2024, 09:29:30 pm
I just watched the video again. My hearing is crap (despite hearing aids) but I assiduously read every word of subtitles. Where does he say climbing on wet grit damages the rock?

I re-watched the video again, fully with the intention of putting a comment about climbing wet rock if he had said that it damages the rock and yet did so.

I'll do that if someone tells me what time point to read/listen him saying that.

I agree that he clearly says he climbs on wet rock, but that is totally different from doing so after saying that doing so damages the rock.

7:33 to 7:41
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 21, 2024, 09:47:29 pm
I just watched the video again. My hearing is crap (despite hearing aids) but I assiduously read every word of subtitles. Where does he say climbing on wet grit damages the rock?

I re-watched the video again, fully with the intention of putting a comment about climbing wet rock if he had said that it damages the rock and yet did so.

I'll do that if someone tells me what time point to read/listen him saying that.

I agree that he clearly says he climbs on wet rock, but that is totally different from doing so after saying that doing so damages the rock.

7:33 to 7:41
Yes he says he's climbing on wet rock.

What he doesn't say is that he knows that climbing on wet rock harms the rock. That's just ignorance not wilful damage as far as we know.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on January 22, 2024, 06:40:43 am
Looks like I may be wrong to do emphatically link that image and that organisation, it may well be more general. I needn’t have reacted so strongly, sorry.

Mods, as Spiders says, would you like to delete these posts that are about politics rather than climbing related? Thank you.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on January 22, 2024, 08:54:24 am

For me, watching it, I find myself wondering if he's neurodivergent. So do what you will with that.


Agree..
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: tommytwotone on January 22, 2024, 10:46:31 am
Imagine the drive up from London with Moon Safari on repeat. No thanks fam.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on January 22, 2024, 11:11:07 am
TBF, first time I've thought of it in ages, and just had it on now because of this vid.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Yossarian on January 22, 2024, 11:20:13 am
If it’s any conciliation, this man has never purchased a copy of or enjoyed a subscription to London Climber. We take all of this stuff very seriously. Our advice to London-based climbers arriving in this particular area during inclement weather remains unchanged. If it’s raining, leave the pads in the back of the X5M and instead spend an afternoon at the Hepworth Museum at Wakefield (inc checking out the David Chipperfield buildings / getting inspiration for that Rocklands holiday home you’ve been planning) or the Yorkshire Sculpture Park.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on January 22, 2024, 11:55:47 am
Not proposing an arbitrary challenge of driving many miles to several tentatively linked climbing centres within a time limit??
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 22, 2024, 04:30:17 pm
I think best advice for London based climbers caught out by inclement weather in the Peak is to check the Doncaster/Worksop forecast and consider the fabulous maglime wonderland thereabouts.

I was struck by just how many people had "best of 2023" experiences there.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 22, 2024, 04:48:01 pm

For me, watching it, I find myself wondering if he's neurodivergent. So do what you will with that.


Agree..

I read you comments with similar distaste to how I would if you had said something like, "I find myself wondering if he's homosexual".

It seems to imply that if he were neurodivergent, he should be less proud to express his style, and should cower away and leave youtube to those with taste that conforms to yours.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 22, 2024, 04:59:12 pm
On the contrary, I think the implication is that some slack should be cut for the obvious poor behaviour on show in the video.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on January 22, 2024, 05:02:26 pm
On the contrary, I think the implication is that some slack should be cut for the obvious poor behaviour on show in the video.

100% this.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on January 22, 2024, 05:05:51 pm
Being neurodivergent is not a catch all phrase through, there is obviously a whole spectrum of neurodiversity. I think it’s ok to cut him some slack but also gently message him and make it clear that climbing on soaking grit isn’t on, what he does with that info is up to him. Also I’m not a big fan of diagnosis via Instagram  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: teestub on January 22, 2024, 05:17:11 pm
Being neurodivergent is not a catch all phrase through

Isn’t it literally a catch all phrase?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on January 22, 2024, 05:17:49 pm
On the contrary, I think the implication is that some slack should be cut for the obvious poor behaviour on show in the video.

100% this.

Exactly my implication. As a parent of a neurodivergent child I find stone's assumption slightly abhorrent.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on January 22, 2024, 05:20:36 pm
Being neurodivergent is not a catch all phrase through

Isn’t it literally a catch all phrase?

Sorry you’re right it literally is, what I meant is that we shouldn’t just assume if he’s neurodivergent or that just because he is he deserves some special treatment because there is a whole spectrum of neurodiversity. 
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on January 22, 2024, 05:21:30 pm
Being neurodivergent is not a catch all phrase through

Isn’t it literally a catch all phrase?

I think ding dong means it doesn't clearly define any specific condition. It's more of an umbrella term to cover a range of conditions, some of which overlap. edit - ding dong replied himself. I just think some tolerance should be accommodated before an open flogging
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: cowboyhat on January 22, 2024, 05:30:44 pm
Neuro what now?

Dress it up all you like but isn't he just a fucking bellend?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on January 22, 2024, 05:39:37 pm
Neuro what now?

Dress it up all you like but isn't he just a fucking bellend?

Neurodiversity is an umbrella term that covers things such as autism, intellectual disability, ADHD, dyslexia, dyscalculia, Epilepsy among other neurology disorders.

What people are saying is that he may have one of these and so we shouldn’t be quick to flog him online. Even if you deem his actions to be bellend-ish
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 22, 2024, 05:43:11 pm
Like I said, many people are simply unaware that climbing on wet grit damages the rock.

Spread the word about that.

I'm seeing someone who seems to have inadvertently blundered in that regard due to a lack of knowledge about rock fragility (as was extremely widespread even amongst elite "Sheffield scene" types not many years ago). Then all of the other snide comments about stuff totally irrelevant to that get a cloak of respectability because they are targeting a misdoer.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Paul B on January 22, 2024, 05:47:18 pm
Like I said, many people are simply unaware that climbing on wet grit damages the rock.

Spread the word about that.

When you said this in response to my post a few weeks ago I was pretty stunned. I'm not really sure how you'd have missed this.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: PeteHukb on January 22, 2024, 06:14:19 pm

For me, watching it, I find myself wondering if he's neurodivergent. So do what you will with that.


Agree..

I read you comments with similar distaste to how I would if you had said something like, "I find myself wondering if he's homosexual".

It seems to imply that if he were neurodivergent, he should be less proud to express his style, and should cower away and leave youtube to those with taste that conforms to yours.

I hesitated to write what I did, as I wondered whether it would attract criticism for either armchair diagnosis (fair) or for seeming to be a kind of insult veiled in scientific language. (Then the whole Israel-Palestine controversy swooped in and rescued me, or so I thought!) However I can see that writing it without further comment also left open the possibility of exactly the sort of misinterpretation that you've made.

As the father of a six year-old who may well turn out to be neurodivergent (which doesn't make me immune to criticism in this area, of course), let me try to assure you that my only intention was to point out another possible explanation for his whole "persona", in an effort to deter unnecessary meanness by others. (That's not to say no-one should point out that he shouldn't climb wet rock, it's the braggadocio and the catchphrases that might also have been targeted.)

Then of course I tied myself up in knots wondering whether it was okay to find his behaviour/catchphrases amusing or whether it made me a bully. Or alternatively whether I was dehumanising neurodivergent people by trying too hard to explain their behaviour rather than just dealing with them as people (whatever that means).

Anyway I thought it was an interesting angle to add the whole recent bullying chat on here. Maybe, if you care about other humans at all, don't be mean to them (or about them) unless you're really, really sure they're a genuine bell-end
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SamT on January 22, 2024, 07:26:30 pm

Can neurodivergent people also be complete bell ends...  :shrug:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: PeteHukb on January 22, 2024, 07:32:25 pm
Valid question. I'm gonna say yes, but I'm less confident in my ability to interpret their intentions and awareness.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on January 22, 2024, 08:54:23 pm
Can neurodivergent people also be complete bell ends...  :shrug:
Hell yeah  :2thumbsup:

In general it can be an explanation / reason.....not an excuse.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 22, 2024, 09:07:22 pm
Maybe, if you care about other humans at all, don't be mean to them (or about them) unless you're really, really sure they're a genuine bell-end

If someone is doing harm, stand up against them.

If not, show them some respect and courtesy.

End of IMO.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: kac on January 22, 2024, 09:33:58 pm
Well said stone and Pete. Obviously the behaviour needs calling out but i'm a little surprised our bullying expert thinks the insults and mocking are fine. Perhaps I'm being over sensitive as the parent of a neurodivergent child who is worried he will be bullied for being different.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on January 22, 2024, 09:51:20 pm
Well said stone and Pete. Obviously the behaviour needs calling out but i'm a little surprised our bullying expert thinks the insults and mocking are fine. Perhaps I'm being over sensitive as the parent of a neurodivergent child who is worried he will be bullied for being different.

Who said insults and mocking are fine? I’m pretty sure everyone here is saying the opposite?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: kac on January 22, 2024, 10:02:29 pm
Has he not been called a bell end by quite a few people and cowboyhat seems to be saying thats fine even if he is neurodivergent. Fiend our bullying expert seems to have wadded cowboyhat for this view. Unless he has wadded him for another comment in which case apologies to fiend. You had some good comments ding dong.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 22, 2024, 10:03:25 pm
Like I said, many people are simply unaware that climbing on wet grit damages the rock.

Spread the word about that.

When you said this in response to my post a few weeks ago I was pretty stunned. I'm not really sure how you'd have missed this.
I personally first found out by watching BBC TV "Countryfile" when Shauna Coxsey was featured on it. They were planning on showing bouldering at Stanage Plantation I think but it was damp and she said grit is fragile when damp and so she wasn't going to climb.

I'm sure I've seen top boulders (ie well up Remus's list) on damp grit after 2010.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on January 22, 2024, 10:45:23 pm
Has he not been called a bell end by quite a few people and cowboyhat seems to be saying thats fine even if he is neurodivergent. Fiend our bullying expert seems to have wadded cowboyhat for this view. Unless he has wadded him for another comment in which case apologies to fiend. You had some good comments ding dong.
Your "our bullying expert" comment isn't helpful is it. If you want to refute the thread I posted about banter vs bully then you know exactly where to do it, and you can leave your assessment of me out of it.

Yes I wadded cowboyhat because my impression of the video from the scarce seconds I was able to sit through - and the reports of the content and behaviour on here - was that it was dire and the person involved did indeed come across as a bellend.

I know full well what it is like to be neurodivergent and to be bullied for being neurodivergent (and having seen a lot in other people's lifetime experiences too). I also know that it's not necessarily a great excuse to act like a bellend in a public video that from the sounds of it (100k insta followers) is part of general self-promotion of the person's behaviour. I certainly don't think the neurodivergence itself should be slagged off and of course that leads to more nuances as to where inadvertant psychological issues end and where chosen public behaviour and public promotion begin...


Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 23, 2024, 06:44:04 am
I think the huge problem is the conflation between objecting to something that needs to stop so as to preserve the rock (ie climbing on wet grit) and people simply not finding the guy's style to their taste.

Direct, private, courteous, communication is the way to let him know about wet grit preservation.

Putting your own info out there is the way to educate wider about wet grit preservation (eg end your own videos with a word saying how you waited until all was dry to preserve the rock or whatever).

If you don't like his style, then there are zillions of quiet, understated, bouldering youtubers to watch. Just move on to one of them.

Regarding the whole neurodivergence discussion, my impression is that if someone has a clear medicalised condition  (eg Down's syndrome) then almost everyone will be kind and accommodating towards them. If someone is judged as having "no excuse" then supposedly it is OK to be utterly vile towards them just for harmlessly being themselves. So this whole thing of endevouring to discern whether someone eg has some very slight manic grandiosity (so should be given slack) or "no excuse" and so should be subject to a "flogging" -that's what sickens me.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: ferret on January 23, 2024, 07:22:45 am
Direct, private, courteous, communication is the way to let him know about wet grit preservation.

I'd agree, I had a similar(ish) situation with a local mtb trail I maintain and a very well known YouTuber. I contacted him directly and had a very amicable discussion which opened his eyes to being responsible about certain content.

I guess in this situation the response might not be so positive with the guy seeming potentially challenged but if it doesn't stick it isn't gonna stick with direct confrontation either
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: kac on January 23, 2024, 08:09:33 am
Apologies for mentioning you fiend. I did so because I pretty much agree with your previous comments regarding bullying v banter. I think that some of the comments on this fella go beyond banter and I don't  think live up to the standards you suggest. I don't like online assessments either which is why I wouldn't be calling him a bell end. Don't climb on wet rock is what needs to be said.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 23, 2024, 09:13:50 am
Don't climb on wet rock is what needs to be said.

Also, don't fabricate an ascent of a problem(s) which you haven't climbed and then claim to have climbed said problems.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on January 23, 2024, 09:28:47 am
Like I said, many people are simply unaware that climbing on wet grit damages the rock.

Spread the word about that.

When you said this in response to my post a few weeks ago I was pretty stunned. I'm not really sure how you'd have missed this.

Likewise...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on January 23, 2024, 09:35:59 am
I'm never going to get my head around some of the (imo, insane) responses on this thread so no point arguing about that. I'm intrigued by the notion that there are experienced climbers on here who didn't know about climbing on wet grit until recently though. It does rather beg the question of how!

Stone, you say you didn't know you shouldn't climb on wet grit until Shauna was on Countryfile, which from a bit of googling I think aired around 2017 when she was in her Olympics cycle? Given you've been climbing so long I find that astonishing. I believe you but I would suggest you are the outlier of outliers.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Tom de Gay on January 23, 2024, 10:11:34 am
Had a quick look at some of my old grit guidebooks. Earliest mention of not climbing wet rock is in a 2010 edition and even then it's very much buried in the small print.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SamT on January 23, 2024, 10:28:35 am
First mention I can find doing a search for "Wet Grit" on this site is 2010 too..

https://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,13601.msg244785.html#msg244785

I think the idea of it and the spreading of the word coincided with the explosion in bouldering popularity in the mid 2000's following the acceptance/availability of pads, the first guides, stick it etc etc.. then 5 years later folks noticing that popular spots like the plantation were rapidly becoming trashed very quickly and that damp rock was more susceptable.

It wasn't really a 'thing' (to my knowledge) throughout the nineties, when I was climbing on grit every week, working in Outside (so hardly out of the loop).
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SamT on January 23, 2024, 10:29:21 am
topic split? (and deletion of Israel/Palestine posts??)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bradders on January 23, 2024, 10:32:53 am
I'm never going to get my head around some of the (imo, insane) responses on this thread so no point arguing about that. I'm intrigued by the notion that there are experienced climbers on here who didn't know about climbing on wet grit until recently though. It does rather beg the question of how!

Stone, you say you didn't know you shouldn't climb on wet grit until Shauna was on Countryfile, which from a bit of googling I think aired around 2017 when she was in her Olympics cycle? Given you've been climbing so long I find that astonishing. I believe you but I would suggest you are the outlier of outliers.

I think you'd be surprised. Last year there was an incident where a group of very strong and experienced Manchester based climbers were climbing on Zaff Skoczylas. They posted on Insta practically bragging about how they'd dried the starting pocket with a towel etc. you'll know them well as they frequent Malham and Kilnsey.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on January 23, 2024, 10:37:41 am
I just flicked through some old guides as well to find the same. Interesting!

Sounds like I would be surprised. I wonder what catalysed the beginning of concern.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy popp on January 23, 2024, 10:41:53 am
topic split? (and deletion of Israel/Palestine posts??)

And all the attempts at medical diagnosis from watching a video.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SamT on January 23, 2024, 10:43:49 am
I wonder what catalysed the beginning of concern.

People starting to notice the rapid wear on popular grit problems at an unprecidented rate.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SamT on January 23, 2024, 10:49:03 am
https://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/rock_talk/climbing_on_wet_gritstone-383508

dates to 2009.. interesting discussion with lots of opposing views
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Yossarian on January 23, 2024, 11:01:46 am
Trying to word this as generously as possible, but in my experience the default assumption regarding rock from people who’ve only climbed indoors up to the point they first venture outside is along the lines of, “it’s rock innit, it’s indestructible”.

During lockdown loads of frustrated ex London wall climbers descended on the Kent sandstone and it got fucked to the point at which Eridge Green got closed off completely for a while.

To the geologically uninitiated, gritstone does exhibit a rough, tough  appearance and, if you’re climbing on it for the first time without the benefit of reading the small print in an up-to-date guidebook, I can easily imagine how one might assume it’s not going to affected by a bit of rain.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on January 23, 2024, 11:22:19 am
It is also worth pointing out that after rain the rock can look dry superficially, but still be damp and fragile, especially sandstone and gritstone. Evident I would have thought but it seems increased  numbers and diminishing collective intelligence in the climbing ‘community’ means it needs spelling out again. Blanket instructions, such as not climbing on wet rock can confuse matters. For example wet granite on a sea cliff is fine to climb on, if it wasn’t many routes would never be climbed  ;)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on January 23, 2024, 11:24:37 am
wet granite on a sea cliff is fine to climb on

until you pull on a flake that has its join to the rock saturated and it snaps off
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jwi on January 23, 2024, 11:26:08 am
In Germany on the Elbe sandstone the guidbook from 1913 says to not climb on wet rock, and since 1989 it has been actual illegal.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: slab_happy on January 23, 2024, 11:28:42 am
I think the huge problem is the conflation between objecting to something that needs to stop so as to preserve the rock (ie climbing on wet grit) and people simply not finding the guy's style to their taste.

Direct, private, courteous, communication is the way to let him know about wet grit preservation.

Putting your own info out there is the way to educate wider about wet grit preservation (eg end your own videos with a word saying how you waited until all was dry to preserve the rock or whatever).

If you don't like his style, then there are zillions of quiet, understated, bouldering youtubers to watch. Just move on to one of them.

Regarding the whole neurodivergence discussion, my impression is that if someone has a clear medicalised condition  (eg Down's syndrome) then almost everyone will be kind and accommodating towards them. If someone is judged as having "no excuse" then supposedly it is OK to be utterly vile towards them just for harmlessly being themselves. So this whole thing of endevouring to discern whether someone eg has some very slight manic grandiosity (so should be given slack) or "no excuse" and so should be subject to a "flogging" -that's what sickens me.

On the whole I'm very much inclined to agree with you, except I wanted to add a bit of nuance to this:

Regarding the whole neurodivergence discussion, my impression is that if someone has a clear medicalised condition  (eg Down's syndrome) then almost everyone will be kind and accommodating towards them.

This can often involve being "kind" in a way which means "We'll pretend to treat you like a real person." We'll be "kind" to you because we've categorized you firmly as Defective and Other and not an equal.

This is often not actually a great thing to be on the receiving end of.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: slab_happy on January 23, 2024, 11:29:01 am

Can neurodivergent people also be complete bell ends...  :shrug:

Obviously yes! We're human, after all. Which means that we're as capable of being massive dicks as everyone else.

On the other hand, there's a difference between people being slated for behaviour that's actually harmful (e.g climbing on wet grit, assuming they know why that's a bad idea) and people being singled out because they're presenting themselves in a way which other people find embarrassing/uncool/"off"/cringy.

On the third hand: sometimes you just gotta go "... okay, what does this person even think 'satirical' means?" and boggle for a moment.

And in some ways -- and this is me having a visceral emotional reaction here, not necessarily thought through or at all rational -- it makes me feel uncomfortable when people decide behind someone's back that they're obviously Not Normal and should be tiptoed around, in a way which cuts them off from ordinary or authentic human responses.

It can feel a lot like "Yeah, obviously we all still KNOW this person is embarrassing/uncool/'off'/cringy, but they're defective so they can't help it, so the important thing is that we don't SAY it out loud where they can hear."
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on January 23, 2024, 11:29:51 am
Wet grit is impossible to climb and so unpleasant I’m not sure why anyone would do it to themselves. I was a Londoner during and post lockdown and even I knew not to climb on wet grit or sandstone so not exactly true blanket statement.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on January 23, 2024, 11:30:29 am
wet granite on a sea cliff is fine to climb on

until you pull on a flake that has its join to the rock saturated and it snaps off

If it’s tidal it’s wet 50 percent of the time! Have you climbed on granite sea cliffs?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on January 23, 2024, 11:34:16 am
Whether or not one human has climbed on a certain rock type in a certain location doesn't change the fact that water in any type of pore space, in this case secondary porosity induced by erosion, reduces the effective stress and therefore strength of the rock
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on January 23, 2024, 11:44:19 am
Whether or not one human has climbed on a certain rock type in a certain location doesn't change the fact that water in any type of pore space, in this case secondary porosity induced by erosion, reduces the effective stress and therefore strength of the rock

Well that’s rules out a large percentage of Cornish granite trad routes then.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on January 23, 2024, 11:46:15 am
yep
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: rodma on January 23, 2024, 12:01:13 pm
Wet grit is impossible to climb and so unpleasant I’m not sure why anyone would do it to themselves. I was a Londoner during and post lockdown and even I knew not to climb on wet grit or sandstone so not exactly true blanket statement.

Back in 2002 when visiting the Peak for a grit bumble, it started to rain a wee bit so I stopped, went to Outside to look at stuff I couldn't afford, then to the Edge for a boulder, where the general concensus was that wet grit was just minging to climb on rather than not climbing onit because it did damage.

Being a Northumberland regular, my feeling at the time was that I couldn't really understand how wet grit would fare any better than wet sandstone so I wouldn't bumble around in the damp. Certainly there were plenty of trad parties carrying on after the rain had started (ie not just finishing the route they were on).

It's not like I'm saying I'm a good guy and that it should be obvious, the event I'm referring to above took place in August after all
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on January 23, 2024, 12:08:41 pm
I mean there’s still the massive problem that trad instruction companies/guides still take people out regularly on the grit when it’s wet, ya always see them climbing 20foot crack at burbage north when it’s soaked. So bad.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Paul B on January 23, 2024, 12:17:14 pm
Being a Northumberland regular, my feeling at the time was that I couldn't really understand how wet grit would fare any better than wet sandstone so I wouldn't bumble around in the damp. Certainly there were plenty of trad parties carrying on after the rain had started (ie not just finishing the route they were on).

I was thinking on this (whilst also Googling the Moon Dust packaging "Respect Rocks" which incidentally doesn't specifically cover wet rock) and trying to remember if my initial education regarding not climbing on wet rock originated from my time climbing in Northumberland (I'm from the NE even if I don't sound like it) where the damage has been obvious for quite some time.

It's not that I don't believe you Stone, just as someone who I've known as a climber for years I'm surprised Countryfile was where you first heard of this. Did you not see the 3rd Rock saga where they had an advertising campaign featuring people climbing on wet rock? It didn't go down too well.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: remus on January 23, 2024, 12:36:14 pm
I mean there’s still the massive problem that trad instruction companies/guides still take people out regularly on the grit when it’s wet, ya always see them climbing 20foot crack at burbage north when it’s soaked. So bad.

tbf those routes, and the stuff at stanage popular that gets mobbed by groups, have held up surprisingly well given the level of traffic and the dodgy conditions they're often climbed in. Most of them were in better (albeit polished) condition than the usual sandy suspects when it comes to boulders last time I was on them (and I can't imagine anyone is superglueing them to prevent erosion). Might just be low expectations on my part though.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: jwi on January 23, 2024, 12:54:02 pm
On easy routes there are holds everywhere so you can place your hands and feet where ever you like. You can ascend them by doing short moves and they are often not steep so lots of the pressure on the holds are down and in. On hard routes and boulders the holds are smaller and further appart, and you might have to pull hard on small features and push hard down and sometimes even out on small footholds.

This is why unprotected 5a rubble in the mountains might feel completely justified and not that dangerous while wellbolted 8a looseness is absolutely terrifying
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 23, 2024, 01:02:18 pm
It's not that I don't believe you Stone, just as someone who I've known as a climber for years I'm surprised Countryfile was where you first heard of this. Did you not see the 3rd Rock saga where they had an advertising campaign featuring people climbing on wet rock? It didn't go down too well.
I missed all of that.

I suppose I've varied a lot in how much I've been on the grit, but since 2002, I've always gone at least a few times each year. I also went a bit in the late 1980s, early/mid 1990s. I've not really mixed in grit-focused circles much though I guess.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on January 23, 2024, 01:19:36 pm
Just knowing how many noobies go out trad climbing in the wet, not being told any different who then might go on to boulder at stanage at a later date thinking it’s fine to climb on wet rock, after all they did so on their instructional course?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: JamieG on January 23, 2024, 01:26:00 pm
Whether or not one human has climbed on a certain rock type in a certain location doesn't change the fact that water in any type of pore space, in this case secondary porosity induced by erosion, reduces the effective stress and therefore strength of the rock

I’m interested in the mechanics of this. I can’t understand why the pore space being filled with different materials (ie air or water or anything less stiff than the rock) would affect the actual stress on the rock. I always assumed it was something to do with chemical bonds within the rock itself changing when wet and therefore lowering its max stress before breaking. And that this only would be problem for certain compositions of rock. Ie sandstone or grit because of how they are bonded together.

Any geologists care to enlighten me?  :)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on January 23, 2024, 01:26:16 pm
I was glad to see the Depot doing a vid with the Supreme Arch Militant of the Templaris Siliceous himself, Dave Parry, about wet grit

Climbing Walls are basically how 9/10 people get into it these days so they're well placed to deliver the sacred litanies and incantations
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on January 23, 2024, 01:33:13 pm
I’m interested in the mechanics of this.

Since you asked...  (https://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,21341.msg388544.html#msg388544)

The best way to dry a hold is to let the breeze do its job. Any heat applied (rapidly and/or above ambient temperature) to pore fluids will cause expansion, increasing pore pressure and reducing effective stress between rock grains and therefore forcing grains apart where there is no confining pressure. This leads to grain loss and erosion. If you could apply a cool air to the rock like a localised strong breeze, it would dry the holds efficiently and safely.

Except in this instance we're talking about the difference between wet and dry rock. Dry rock has effectively no pore fluid pressure, whereas when the rock gets wet and water soaks into the pore space, the pore fluid pressure increases. Rock strength is a sum of pore fluid pressure and effective stress, and if the effective stress is reduced by increasing pore fluid pressure, it takes less external force applied on the rock to damage it.

There are two types of porosity - primary and secondary. Primary porosity is a result of the formation of the rock, such as deposition of sand grains naturally having space between them. This is why siliclastic rocks - sedimentary rocks made of silicate minerals, such as sandstone, shale, siltstone, conglomerate, are weaker when wet. But fractures that form within the rock after its formation, from whatever source (loading/unloading, tectonic stress), and things like dissolution within limestones, are secondary porosity. Flakes on rocks often form through preferential erosion of certain minerals (for example feldspars and mica in our climate weather down to clays, whereas quartz doesn't weather so readily), which can allow water in behind flakes and often into secondary porosity formed from minerals themselves eroding out, weakening the rock.

Interestingly, I appear to have foreseen portable leaf blowers by about ten years in the above post...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: JamieG on January 23, 2024, 01:45:54 pm
I’m interested in the mechanics of this.

Since you asked...  (https://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,21341.msg388544.html#msg388544)


Ah. Interesting. So basically the void space gets filled with something essentially incompressible and that affects the stress within the rock. I am now enlightened.  ;D Thanks Andy.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on January 23, 2024, 01:47:33 pm

Interestingly, I appear to have foreseen portable leaf blowers by about ten years in the above post...

Is the TLDR drying boulders with a blowtorch bad, drying them with a fan or portable leaf blower good?  :worms:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dingdong on January 23, 2024, 01:52:02 pm
Time to crack out the portable dehumidifier
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on January 23, 2024, 02:30:59 pm
Is the TLDR drying boulders with a blowtorch bad, drying them with a fan or portable leaf blower good?  :worms:

yes
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: steveri on January 23, 2024, 02:46:39 pm
Small moment of good cheer: running along the top of Helsby this weekend and stopped for a peep over the edge. Some youngish guys pawing the holds on Pocket Wall and asked them if it was dry... "Wouldn't climb on it after rain anyway." Sanctimony spared.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fultonius on January 23, 2024, 02:52:48 pm
I’m interested in the mechanics of this.

Since you asked...  (https://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,21341.msg388544.html#msg388544)

The best way to dry a hold is to let the breeze do its job. Any heat applied (rapidly and/or above ambient temperature) to pore fluids will cause expansion, increasing pore pressure and reducing effective stress between rock grains and therefore forcing grains apart where there is no confining pressure. This leads to grain loss and erosion. If you could apply a cool air to the rock like a localised strong breeze, it would dry the holds efficiently and safely.

Except in this instance we're talking about the difference between wet and dry rock. Dry rock has effectively no pore fluid pressure, whereas when the rock gets wet and water soaks into the pore space, the pore fluid pressure increases. Rock strength is a sum of pore fluid pressure and effective stress, and if the effective stress is reduced by increasing pore fluid pressure, it takes less external force applied on the rock to damage it.

There are two types of porosity - primary and secondary. Primary porosity is a result of the formation of the rock, such as deposition of sand grains naturally having space between them. This is why siliclastic rocks - sedimentary rocks made of silicate minerals, such as sandstone, shale, siltstone, conglomerate, are weaker when wet. But fractures that form within the rock after its formation, from whatever source (loading/unloading, tectonic stress), and things like dissolution within limestones, are secondary porosity. Flakes on rocks often form through preferential erosion of certain minerals (for example feldspars and mica in our climate weather down to clays, whereas quartz doesn't weather so readily), which can allow water in behind flakes and often into secondary porosity formed from minerals themselves eroding out, weakening the rock.

Interestingly, I appear to have foreseen portable leaf blowers by about ten years in the above post...

Something's confusing me in that description - are you saying fluid in the pores reduces the rock's effective stress limit before fracture rather than reducing the actual effective stress? 

Because reducing effective stress sounds like a good thing in the mind of a non-geologist mechanical engineer!!

 :smartass:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: andy_e on January 23, 2024, 02:57:52 pm
yeah the term effective stress is a bit confusing and I didn't explain it clearly, sorry. Effective stress is the stress that acts across grains in grain-to-grain contacts, essentially (although overly simplistically) binding them together. pore fluid pressure pushes out against these grains, reducing the grain-to-grain contact strength, which is the effective stress.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mr chaz on January 23, 2024, 03:03:45 pm
Only skim read it, but this paper explains the mechanisms at work - also includes testing of Fontainebleau sandstone.

https://academic.oup.com/gji/article/192/3/1091/822850
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: teestub on January 23, 2024, 03:51:03 pm
I would assume things with any secondary porosity don’t last very long in the tidal zone getting battered by storms? All the coastal venues I’ve been to have seemed bomber, even Tintagel which has the sort of rock you might be suspicious of elsewhere. Can any more regular coastal boulderers comment on this?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on January 23, 2024, 04:37:21 pm
That’s kind of what I was suggesting earlier that black and white directives don’t fit all situations. If wet rock wasn’t climbed on at coastal venues many routes would never get climbed, think of dank greasy wet Cornish zawns. Coastal boulders are more likely to get destroyed by storms than damaged by bouldering. Quite a few SW venues have been developed using practices that would be unacceptable if we used the ‘never climb on wet rock’ rule. However I completely get the gist of the argument.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Dac on January 23, 2024, 05:04:11 pm
I've been thinking about this "Don't climb on wet grit", and how much that message is actually out there for people to see. Prompted by a vague recollection of one of my bouldering guides recommending not bouldering on the Roaches skyline area when wet, I thought I would have a quick squint in a few guides on my bookshelf for grit and grit adjacent rocks to see what (if anything) they have to say on the matter of wet rock.

All the more recent guides contain the usual stuff about excess chalk, minimising ground erosion, cleaning your shoes and the like; but almost none mention not climbing (or bouldering) on wet rock.

YMC Yorkshire Grit vol 1 (2012) has no mention of avoiding wet rock, so we should probably go a bit easy on Faisal, who's video prompted this whole fork of discussion, as if the 'definitive guide' has nothing to say then who's to know.

Rockfax Peak Bouldering (2014) makes no mention either. Although the 1998 version does have a specific statement in the intro for Doxey's Pool at the Roaches, saying "A weird feature of the gritstone here is that after rain it becomes softer and more prone to erosion. It is probably best to keep away after rain and not to climb here if the holds are wet"

The only guides where I found a statement in the intro about avoiding wet rock were the Vertebrae Publishing Peak District Bouldering (2011),  the Betaguides North York Moors bouldering guide (2014) and Franco's North Yorkshire Moors guide (2019).

It should be noted that the majority of my guides are at least 10 years old, but I'm surprised so few have any mention of wet rock and recommend avoiding climbing on it.

Someone else can see what the BMC  Rockfax et. al. Have to say online, I can't be arsed.

As for myself I wouldn't now climb on wet grit or sandstone, but I couldn't tell you were this convention originated from. When I started climbing (mid '90s) climbing on wet grit was definitely 'a thing'. We wouldn't go out knowing it was going to rain, but if you were at the crag and it turned a bit shitty you would often just do easy stuff in the wet. Such practices were not discouraged by any of our 'elders and betters'.

I suspect that as I got keener on bouldering then wet rock was not climbed on, not for any concerns over damage, but simply because for me VDiff in the rain isn't too bad, but trying to get up a English 6a when wet isn't going to happen.

As for people doing easy grit routes in the wet now I am a bit conflicted. I'm not convinced it is a significant risk of damage, as the holds are larger so placed under less stress and unlike bouldering you don't spend several hours and multiple attempts trying the same move off the same crimp / pebble/ smear. But as has been stated previously on this thread if you are told easy routes are OK when wet then why not lobbing off a cam behind a flake on some harder routes? Or a spot of bouldering?
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on January 23, 2024, 05:18:53 pm
Apologies for mentioning you fiend. I did so because I pretty much agree with your previous comments regarding bullying v banter. I think that some of the comments on this fella go beyond banter and I don't  think live up to the standards you suggest. I don't like online assessments either which is why I wouldn't be calling him a bell end. Don't climb on wet rock is what needs to be said.
Thanks for a calm reply kac. I guess if it came out that the guy had proper mental health issues (it's all speculation so far) and these videos were the way they had to be expressed then accusations of bellendery would be reconsidered. I might be slightly biased until then as I have quite a lot of distaste for hysterical clickbait social media.

Any other thoughts about neurodivergency and behaviour I'll leave to Slabs cos she's good at it. :whatever:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: kac on January 23, 2024, 08:52:16 pm
No worries fiend - I have similar feelings towards influencer type click bait stuff. I just got the impression from what others said there could be more going on here. Had no idea you could buy followers! Anyway I also can't remember when climbing on wet rock became a thing - ethics always used to be about chipping, enthusiastic brushing  and pof! It was also only last year that I learnt about the risks of climbing on certain limestone types when wet so can see where stone is coming from.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: teestub on January 23, 2024, 08:57:49 pm
That’s kind of what I was suggesting earlier that black and white directives don’t fit all situations. If wet rock wasn’t climbed on at coastal venues many routes would never get climbed, think of dank greasy wet Cornish zawns. Coastal boulders are more likely to get destroyed by storms than damaged by bouldering. Quite a few SW venues have been developed using practices that would be unacceptable if we used the ‘never climb on wet rock’ rule. However I completely get the gist of the argument.

Sorry Andy yes, I did mean to refer back to your post but forgot to add that in. SW coastal venues are the only paces I go where my bouldering kit includes a bucket a sponge and an old cloth nappy liner for drying off holds and dabbing on chalk!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: SA Chris on January 23, 2024, 10:46:23 pm
A bucket, 2 car sponges in a ziplock and pump action type water pistol for sucking up pools plus a length of hose for syphoning pools are all useful.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Bonjoy on January 24, 2024, 09:24:06 am
Only skim read it, but this paper explains the mechanisms at work - also includes testing of Fontainebleau sandstone.

https://academic.oup.com/gji/article/192/3/1091/822850
Interesting.
If I read it correctly, whilst it concludes that clay bearing sandstones in the study showed water weakening even at low moisture content it found that the pure Fontainebleau sandstone was actually harder at a low moisture content than when dry (all samples were weakened by high moisture content)!  :-\
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Fontainebleau sst failed to serve as an unambiguous reference rock with respect to the two clay-bearing sandstones. A behaviour apparently similar to dilatancy hardening could be observed at low moisture contents, which at the same time appears incompatible with the concept of a pore pressure. These observations may also be related to an unknown physico-chemical effect, but a conclusive microstructural scenario is missing.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 25, 2024, 08:39:55 am
On the other hand, there's a difference between people being slated for behaviour that's actually harmful (e.g climbing on wet grit, assuming they know why that's a bad idea) and people being singled out because they're presenting themselves in a way which other people find embarrassing/uncool/"off"/cringy.
On the third hand: sometimes you just gotta go "... okay, what does this person even think 'satirical' means?" and boggle for a moment.
And in some ways -- and this is me having a visceral emotional reaction here, not necessarily thought through or at all rational -- it makes me feel uncomfortable when people decide behind someone's back that they're obviously Not Normal and should be tiptoed around, in a way which cuts them off from ordinary or authentic human responses.
It can feel a lot like "Yeah, obviously we all still KNOW this person is embarrassing/uncool/'off'/cringy, but they're defective so they can't help it, so the important thing is that we don't SAY it out loud where they can hear."
I've struggled to get my head around this thread. It really hit a nerve with me. I guess I saw someone doing a video enthusing about doing something that I also love doing (climbing outdoors). The conditions were totally awful, he included his warm up climbing that looked as ungainly as I would look first pull on the rock after a drive up from London. He seemed undimmed and radiant through it all. Perhaps the video was brash but tastes differ.

Then I saw, what came across to me as, the conformity police getting their clip books out to try and snuff it out. As I see it, people conferring  to come to a consensus as to whether someone is "embarrassing/uncool/'off'/cringy" is nothing more than them appointing themselves as conformity police. I agree being self appointed conformity police is an "ordinary or authentic human response". Loads of utterly toxic behaviours are "ordinary or authentic human responses". Obviously being snide is hardly raping and pilaging (also totally standard "ordinary or authentic human responses"). It riles me though.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: spidermonkey09 on January 25, 2024, 09:11:29 am
 Stone, you've made this point ad infinitum. Other people see it differently.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Duma on January 25, 2024, 09:46:07 am
I've struggled to get my head around this thread. It really hit a nerve with me. I guess I saw someone doing a video enthusing about doing something that I also love doing (climbing outdoors). The conditions were totally awful, he included his warm up climbing that looked as ungainly as I would look first pull on the rock after a drive up from London. He seemed undimmed and radiant through it all. Perhaps the video was brash but tastes differ.

Then I saw, what came across to me as, the conformity police getting their clip books out to try and snuff it out. As I see it, people conferring  to come to a consensus as to whether someone is "embarrassing/uncool/'off'/cringy" is nothing more than them appointing themselves as conformity police. I agree being self appointed conformity police is an "ordinary or authentic human response". Loads of utterly toxic behaviours are "ordinary or authentic human responses". Obviously being snide is hardly raping and pilaging (also totally standard "ordinary or authentic human responses"). It riles me though.

Your first paragraph is fine. Your second paragraph is just nonsense.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: mrjonathanr on January 25, 2024, 01:33:19 pm
Interesting bit of discussion about the impact of online comments, from Mat Wright and Steven Dimmitt here. Relevant bit starts around 1h25

https://thenuggetclimbing.com/episodes/mat-wright
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Teaboy on January 25, 2024, 01:56:35 pm
Stone’s unrelenting niceness on these threads is to his credit and is a breath of fresh air. I enjoyed the video as well but even I think people should conform to certain norms like actually climbing a route they’ve claimed, on video, to have climbed!

Edited because it sounded like I was admonishing Stone which was unintentional, not sure the edit is much better!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on January 25, 2024, 02:39:48 pm
I think I quite like this guy in small controllable doses - i.e. at a distance, where I can stop him with the click of a laptop button. :)
I can imagine having a laugh at the crag if he was there with his crazy sayings and bonkers attitude towards dabbing, and as Slabs says he's a walking non-satirical satire. Harmless enough and full of energy. I wouldn't want to spend too long with him though as I'd probably tire of it quite quickly!
Soggy grit aside (which tbf he does kind of acknowledge, in his own way) he's just another of life's interesting characters doing no great harm and apparently psyched and enjoying what he's doing. So what if he dabbed and didn't top out and implied he'd done it, I find it hard to really GAF as it's obviously bogus and he isn't making much attempt to hide it.
I knee-jerked negatively against the 'free Palestine' slogan vest at the beginning and I think political slogans / airing beliefs around issues as inflammatory as Israel/Palestine are definitely better left out of climbing media. We climb to get away from complicated human problems not to be reminded of them. But I think on a second or third watch and a bit of reflection, and giving the benefit of the doubt about the slogan and what he says about it, it isn't too madly troubling. But not something I'd choose to wear or be happy to see on the increase when out climbing, the world's divided enough already. I do think you come across as mean-spirited to call him an arsehole Will.   

But yeah dab central. :rtfm:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Will Hunt on January 25, 2024, 03:56:43 pm
Unapologetically bouldering on soaking wet grit (Almscliffian grit too which is quite soft in places and battered enough already), when he almost certainly knows that he shouldn't. Filming it and pushing it out to his impressionable YouTube followers who will likely think nothing of following his example on their next trip to Burbage South. Claiming to have done stuff he hasn't (cheating) to make himself look better at climbing so that credulous punters might sign up to his personal training programme.

That's the behaviour of an arsehole in my book. If that opinion makes me mean-spirited then I guess I'm just a big ol' meanie.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: webbo on January 25, 2024, 04:09:41 pm
I’ve just watched another of his videos. The Froggat one where he’s at the Roaches. I can’t believe it’s not a piss take as he never actually does anything despite claiming too. Plus his use of language I.e. using words in the wrong context which flash up on the screen.
Anybody watching who has been climbing a couple of times even if it’s inside can’t believe that’s how you boulder outside.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: petejh on January 25, 2024, 04:27:51 pm
Unapologetically bouldering on soaking wet grit (Almscliffian grit too which is quite soft in places and battered enough already), when he almost certainly knows that he shouldn't. Filming it and pushing it out to his impressionable YouTube followers who will likely think nothing of following his example on their next trip to Burbage South. Claiming to have done stuff he hasn't (cheating) to make himself look better at climbing so that credulous punters might sign up to his personal training programme.

That's the behaviour of an arsehole in my book. If that opinion makes me mean-spirited then I guess I'm just a big ol' meanie.

I think I just put him in a mental bucket marked ‘bit of a clown, not worth taking seriously’. Maybe that makes me the arsehole?  :-\
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Andy W on January 25, 2024, 04:45:43 pm
I watched several of the vids, I enjoyed them, I assumed it was a piss take/wind up/satire.
Highlights or lowlights… wandering round and climbing in wet Fontainebleau, calling Tintagel, Tin tangle. Talking to his Fam. ( I’m in France thus I initially thought he was talking to his wife). Satire wise I assume this is the current pinnacle of the much derided ‘London climber’. But to be honest I was entertained, something that I can’t say about most contemporary vids.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: stone on January 25, 2024, 05:17:52 pm
He has a full website for his Apefoo training. That would be a massive effort to go to if it were all just a parody.

My impression is that his videos are sincere and he simply was out of the loop regarding wet grit being fragile.

His website indicates that he is as much involved in martial arts, and general personal training etc as in climbing.

I know several people on here were incredulous at how I'd also remained ignorant about wet grit fragility for so long. I suspect there are many people who are as ignorant as me. I used to chat to daytime regulars at the Matrix (a now defunct very obscure cut price Sheffield wall) who apparently only ever climbed there at such times except for a handful of excursions a year outside bouldering. My guess is that they were totally out of any loop regarding climbing "common knowledge" despite being comfortable on 7Bs.

Regarding his "false claims of climbing stuff he hasn't" - it's not that clear to me whether he is simply saying that the line he is throwing himself at is the said problem rather than him "claiming an ascent". Anyway the videos seem to me far more just recounting the overall experience of the outing rather than being any sort of "documenting an ascent" record.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: edshakey on January 25, 2024, 05:50:04 pm
My impression is that his videos are sincere and he simply was out of the loop regarding wet grit being fragile.

I've been pretty undecided about most of this, whether he's doing something wrong or just not my cup of tea, etc.

But in his Font roof video, at 2:15, he says
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i'm gonna avoid any hold that is wet, to protect the rock

I respect the fact you're trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, and I have been trying too, but this seems to me like maybe he should have known better, with regards to the almscliff stuff.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: webbo on January 25, 2024, 06:19:40 pm
Well if they are for real and it’s about followers and making money.
Then I’m with Will on this.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Kingy on January 28, 2024, 07:38:29 pm
Never gets old

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rITRhlmiLck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rITRhlmiLck)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Scouse D on January 28, 2024, 08:36:12 pm
https://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,30944.0.html
You probably didn't know about this Kingy
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on January 28, 2024, 10:10:42 pm
It's a fine tribute to be enshrined with in this thread with a classic, historical, no-nonsense, no hold barred dab  :ninja:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Kingy on January 29, 2024, 06:27:00 pm
No, I hadn't heard, RIP
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on February 02, 2024, 12:07:19 pm
Man! Apefoo's vids manage to be inspiring, funny and absolutely outrageously full of cheating all at the same time! Incredible!!!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on February 02, 2024, 01:07:05 pm
Has anyone contacted Apefoo (privately and courteously) to suggest, I don't know, wider camera angles, footage that doesn't blatantly zoom in to obscure obvious use of the floor and / or some up front honesty about problems climbed or not? I mean that Churnet video beggars belief!!!

I get that "we're" not the bouldering police but he seems to carry some authority, at least with the guys he climbs with, and it  also appears that he could be making money out of this which just seems fraudulent?

(I'll get back in my box now)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: User deactivated. on February 02, 2024, 01:22:45 pm
Has anyone contacted Apefoo (privately and courteously) to suggest, I don't know, wider camera angles, footage that doesn't blatantly zoom in to obscure obvious use of the floor and / or some up front honesty about problems climbed or not? I mean that Churnet video beggars belief!!!

Noooo, I next want to see him climb Careless Torque whilst using a ladder almost out of frame and then claim 8B for it. We just need to manifest the existence of such supreme gains.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on February 02, 2024, 01:41:59 pm
 :lol: It is entertaining...
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Wellsy on February 02, 2024, 03:04:44 pm
Truly this man is making delulu the solulu!
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Davo on February 02, 2024, 04:52:18 pm
Man! Apefoo's vids manage to be inspiring, funny and absolutely outrageously full of cheating all at the same time! Incredible!!!

I’ve watched quite a few of his videos now and to be honest I really like them. He is pretty funny, quite self deprecating and yes he doesn’t really care about some outrageous dabs.
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Davo on February 02, 2024, 05:45:59 pm
Unapologetically bouldering on soaking wet grit (Almscliffian grit too which is quite soft in places and battered enough already), when he almost certainly knows that he shouldn't. Filming it and pushing it out to his impressionable YouTube followers who will likely think nothing of following his example on their next trip to Burbage South. Claiming to have done stuff he hasn't (cheating) to make himself look better at climbing so that credulous punters might sign up to his personal training programme.

That's the behaviour of an arsehole in my book. If that opinion makes me mean-spirited then I guess I'm just a big ol' meanie.

Wow!! That is a pretty harsh opinion. I would also suggest this is a good example of a comment on the internet that there is no way you would actually say this to him (or anyone in fact) face to face. I really think if it bothers you that much you should send him a private message.

In another note: I am with Stone on the wet rock thing. I understand that bouldering on wet grit or sandstone is bad and should be avoided but when I first started climbing (over 30 years ago) I don’t remember anyone mentioning this to me or it being in any guidebooks.

Dave
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Kingy on February 02, 2024, 07:23:24 pm
Ive heard it all now, apparently the latest trend is to use 'wet chalk' to increase friction as per Testpiece podcast episode 81. So rather than the rock being wet, the chalk is, presumably with some ethical considerations to boot...  :-\

www.instagram.com/p/C2QCBcktCwd/ (http://www.instagram.com/p/C2QCBcktCwd/)
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: fatneck on February 03, 2024, 07:30:04 pm
Just in case anyone cares, I've been back and forth with Faz of Apefoo fame today.

I've approached the situation sensitively and he has responded positively. For me, above everything else, he has the potential to do some real good in our small and sometimes petty world, particularly in terms of normalising bouldering for people of colour and encouraging wider participation.

May even hook up with him at some point!

Shamefully, I have been guilty of the type of online bullying that has been documented on here in the past. There was a guy who was regularly posting videos on the gram containing blatant dabs and the approach I took at the time was just to comment "dab" on every post. Clearly this wasn't the best way to approach this. I did also PM him to point out what a dab wand hopefully no harm was done. I believe he is now a setter at a wall somewhere.

I suppose in some ways, (and I appreciate this carries the risk of making it all about me) this situation has given me the opportunity to seek redemption for previous wrongs.

Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Goat on February 23, 2024, 10:06:45 pm
This tickled me too much not to post
https://vimeo.com/94446824
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: rodma on February 24, 2024, 07:45:50 am
Ha.

For a good bit of that video I thought you had meant it was a hair or t-shirt dab.

We've bought one of those dense fold up yoga mats from Decathlon to protect those types of situations. There are a lot of dabby blocks below or beside probs in font and adding 4" of foam on top or along side certainly doesn't help

Anyway, back around  :lol:
Title: Re: Bring out your dabs
Post by: Fiend on February 25, 2024, 10:28:43 am
Presumably he's run out of things to dab climb in Font  :blink:
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