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Title: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Sloper on July 08, 2009, 12:58:52 pm
The first morning of the first test and England are in difficulties.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: cofe on July 08, 2009, 01:03:00 pm
strewth
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Sloper on July 08, 2009, 01:05:31 pm
I'm not really a cricket fan but I do like the commentary on TMS.

I do however hope for some classic Aussie whingeing if England do manage to do something unusual, i.e. win.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 08, 2009, 01:37:11 pm
Just got up after finishing work this morning and it is certainly first session to the Aussies - three wickets on what is apparently a benign pitch and Pietersen playing with less than exemplary control don't give me huge confidence at the minute. England have gone with two spinners though and are (hopefully) bowling last on a wicket that takes spin so it's not all over yet but it requires a lot more application than has been shown so far by England in the next session.

As for TMS - it is one of the joys of an English summer.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: fatneck on July 08, 2009, 02:52:29 pm
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As for TMS - it is one of the joys of an English summer.

I agree!

Pieterson and Colly just brought up the 50 partnership off 104 balls, but it's a shame we have to totally rely on Pieterson. No-one else seems to be able to put together decent scores consistently. Bopara appears on form with three consecutive centuries, then makes a nervy 35, never looks comfortable and gets out on whats supposed to be a good batting wicket  :shrug:

Come on the lads!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 08, 2009, 02:55:12 pm
Love TMS but gotta make do with the cricinfo live score thing (which appears to update the quickest of the various one on the web).

KP & Collingwood appear to have steadied the ship somewhat........I hate to tempt fate though.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 08, 2009, 03:02:56 pm
Full url is http://footballclubonline.com/ch1.html (http://footballclubonline.com/ch1.html)

Live streaming of the Sky coverage. UKC has its plus points  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 08, 2009, 03:05:59 pm
Nice one Graeme. Thought the streaming stuff would be way behind but that's fucking good!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 08, 2009, 03:06:50 pm
Must agree with you on the reliance on Pietersen to make a decent score everytime he bats but he is without doubt a world class player and it goes with the territory - the Windies relied on Lara for years as did India with Tendulkar so it is not an uncommon thing IMO. Off the top of my head it is only the Aussies who have had more than one batsman who consistently scores big runs in the last decade and that is partially down to being at the top of the tree for that time and the pressures that go with it - a couple of poor scores and the axe looms large.

Bopara will come good I think - it is his first Ashes series and he will be somewhat nervous about that but like his Essex team mate Cook he has talent. There has also been a huge build up to this series given that England have a reasonable chance of making something of it so the nerves will be transmitted through the whole team.

As for TMS - Blowers is on and rambling in his usual marvellous fashion - there seems to be a lack of pigeons to comment on but seagulls are making a decent fist as an avian substitute it would appear.  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 08, 2009, 03:09:26 pm
It's playing on my laptop whilst I type shite on the PC  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 08, 2009, 03:13:08 pm
Wish whoever was streaming it would stop fucking about with the channel guide!  :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 08, 2009, 03:34:31 pm
100 patnership up and 50 for Pietersen
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 08, 2009, 03:43:45 pm
194/3 at tea with 50 each for Colly & KP.

A great recovery so far. I'm still expecting the inevitable batting collapse but if it can just wait another session or two we'll post a decent score.

No joy for the Aussie spinners but is that because of their quality or the pitch or a bit of both? :-\
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on July 08, 2009, 03:52:17 pm
Quality I hope. Swann is the leading test wicket taker this year so with some hope he'll continue the 2nd half of the year like he started the first.

Must admit I'd have been tempt with Rashid over Panesar if I was looking for another spinner. Hope the choice turns out well.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 08, 2009, 04:02:55 pm
No joy for the Aussie spinners but is that because of their quality or the pitch or a bit of both? :-\

Quality - since Warne retired they have been tried a few different spinners to no effect - Cricinfo did a very good article on this very subject here (http://www.cricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/412871.html).

The pitch will increasingly improve as a spinners wicket I read somewhere - days 4 and 5 should be interesting if this is true.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 08, 2009, 04:22:41 pm
Good article that. It would seem that they have been spoilt by Warne and have no real idea how to use spinners who aren't of his calibre. Interesting.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 08, 2009, 04:27:25 pm
That's the sort of luck we need!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy popp on July 08, 2009, 04:28:10 pm
Oh god, have we really got seven weeks of this to go?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 08, 2009, 04:30:28 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 08, 2009, 05:46:47 pm
300 up.

Flintoff 34 off 36 deliveries as per and Prior a none too shabby 37 from 48.  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 08, 2009, 08:58:33 pm
Finished at 336/7 then - not too shabby considering we were 90\3 in the first session but Pietersen did his usual trick of throwing his wicket away. The commentators on TMS were pretty appalled at the manner he got out but it wasn't till I saw it on the highlights tonight that I realised just how pathetic a shot it was. >:(

Anyway as I was saying - not a bad result - should hopefully make somewhere in the region of 375+ and then see what happens.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Zods Beard on July 08, 2009, 10:57:01 pm
Neither teams are all that, it's someone's to lose in my opinion.

TMS and Cricinfo rule.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 09, 2009, 08:06:12 am
Quite funny listening to KP on the radio saying how well Hauritz bowled and then them playing the clip of Boycott straight after........"What utter rubbish..........completely average bowler.......... If my Mum was alive and batting then he wouldn't have got her out. etc etc".
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on July 09, 2009, 11:14:45 am
England appears to have a tail well capable of wagging these days. Good start from Broad and Anderson.

Pretty much booked in for a Saturday afternoon ashes drinkathon! Can't wait.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 09, 2009, 11:44:33 am
400 up!

Swann just smashed Hauritz for 12 off the last 3 balls.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Sloper on July 09, 2009, 02:11:04 pm
Flintoff strikes 60 for 1
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 09, 2009, 11:00:41 pm
what happened to the bowling prowess of england?????  :yawn: :yawn:

jesus bring back tuffnell, at least he could turn the ball and get a wicket...


very poor captaincy from the south african.
i would of thought he'd try and use his other compatriate for a few overs.
the idea of being on the TV for an entire over would appeal very much to KP.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on July 09, 2009, 11:38:07 pm
Am I the only person who harbours a strong dislike for Ricky Ponting? I thought we got our tactics very wrong to him today, pitching it up hoping for the lbw works while he's getting set, but when he's in IMO we should have been varying the length and trying to tempt him into the pull.

I worked a crazy 2.30am - 10.30am pattern today solely so I could be at home when his stumps got sprayed all over the show...sadly it hasn't happened.

So, Ashes predictions then gents? I'm going for a series draw, 1-1. Think the English weather will play a part, but hoping it won't be for Edgbaston where I've got tickets for the whole weekend  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 10, 2009, 01:20:33 am
Increasingly benign wicket is the source of England's woes according to cricinfo -

Haven't seen the highlights of the second days play but was aware of the score and the lack of wickets.  :(

Tufnell is better off in the TMS commentary box and is sadly missed this time around in that capacity - IIRC he had one good day against the Aussies but not a lot else. Agree with you that it would be a good idea to throw the ball to KP just to change things about a bit - it also presents the delicious irony of a man who plays spinners as if they were a lower class of being bowls spin himself.

TTT - no you are noty alone in your dislike of Ponting - he is one miserable bastard and is one of very few people who spring to mind who has less charm than Andy Murray and without doubt it is always a good thing when his stumps are cartwheeled out of the ground. In fact if I was a bowler and I cartwheeled his stumps out of the ground I would declare that it was better than sex with half a dozen £1000 hookers all at the same time in my interview afterwards and I would mean it!  8)

As for predictions - in the spirit of misplaced optimism I am going for a 2-1 result to England.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on July 10, 2009, 01:23:20 am
249-1! Cripes, let's hope we can break this before it gets out of hand...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Carnage on July 10, 2009, 01:57:33 am
They're loving that in press over here. I hope England win just to shut up the twats that try and get a rise out of me about the ashes, despite my protests that I don't really care about the cricket. :shrug:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on July 10, 2009, 11:43:55 am
Thought our bowlers would be more than a handful for the Aussie batmen but it is becoming very apparent this is not the case. We've got a very good chance of losing this test from the advantageous position of batting first.  :'(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 10, 2009, 12:29:03 pm
Two quick wickets puts a slightly different perspective on it 325-3

Danger of losing. Bollocks, we are still in the 1st session of day 3 and they are still 100+ runs behind. Don't be such a pessimist
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on July 10, 2009, 12:31:42 pm
Does it really? we were 7 wickets down at this point! We're gonna have to make some smart bowling descisions if we're going to pull this first innings back to a more managable total
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 10, 2009, 12:44:45 pm
Thank fuck he's gone.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: jern on July 10, 2009, 12:51:16 pm
 :agree:

Monty must be mightily relived. I reckon was looking at the drop for the next match.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 10, 2009, 01:16:01 pm
Danger of losing. Bollocks, we are still in the 1st session of day 3 and they are still 100+ runs behind. Don't be such a pessimist

Well said Graeme - Plattsy get a grip man.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on July 10, 2009, 02:32:57 pm
I'm not being pessimistic. It's just how I'm reading the game. If the forecast rain doesn't come we're well capable of losing. Remember Adelaide anyone?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 11, 2009, 09:09:24 am
Can somebody lend me one of those 'tumbleweed' emoticon thingys to show how quiet it's gone over there?!  :lol: :P :whistle: ;)

They're loving that in press over here. I hope England win just to shut up the twats that try and get a rise out of me about the ashes, despite my protests that I don't really care about the cricket. :shrug:

Do you mean you weren't warned that there is no such thing as a neutral when it comes to cricket over here before you came? I thought they included that sort of advice in the migration literature!!
PS It's been pissing my mrs off big time as well I can tell you!


PPS I am fully expecting this to be a tight series and will submit to any reasonable piss-taking when the boot is on the other foot btw.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 11, 2009, 10:01:49 am
I'm not being pessimistic. It's just how I'm reading the game. If the forecast rain doesn't come we're well capable of losing. Remember Adelaide anyone?

what a great day that was.

Mental disintergration at its best.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Zods Beard on July 11, 2009, 11:20:56 am
I keep hearing how benign the wicket is, yet the Aussie's got a bit out of it through sheer force of will,and are in a great position due to calm, measured batting. If our batsmen could do this, we wouldn't have to harp on about the bowlers all the time.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 11, 2009, 01:57:41 pm
1 - 0 australia i predict.  :great:
so much for moving to cardiff to get a good start on the series  :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on July 11, 2009, 05:53:40 pm
1 - 0 australia i predict.  :great:
so much for moving to cardiff to get a good start on the series  :lol:

Don't you go being pessimistic now. We've every chance of drawing this match.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 11, 2009, 11:48:52 pm
I think you should check which side oldfella is batting for (so to speak!)  ::)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: notbadforafatlad on July 12, 2009, 07:18:30 am
Weather forecast for Cardiff looks pretty good for today. Arse biscuits.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: n_man on July 12, 2009, 08:48:40 am
Danger of losing. Bollocks, we are still in the 1st session of day 3 and they are still 100+ runs behind. Don't be such a pessimist

Well said Graeme - Plattsy get a grip man.

Well said Plattsy - when it comes to English cricket 'aim low avoid disappointment' until its actually won.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on July 12, 2009, 08:53:29 am
I think you should check which side oldfella is batting for (so to speak!)  ::)

Should have spotted that from his previous posts.  :oops:

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: cofe on July 12, 2009, 12:04:24 pm
great start to the day. 11:58am, England 55-4.

(http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/holidays/halloween/costume-grim-reaper-clipart.gif)

hopefully the tour will make for better watching today.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 12, 2009, 12:41:55 pm
so much for the worst australian team to tour England!
Repeat white wash on the cards.... ;)
Hauritz is on fire. Who was that other spinner Australia had before????  :-\
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Adam Lincoln on July 12, 2009, 06:42:48 pm
Somehow they saved it!  :beer2:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: cofe on July 12, 2009, 06:45:50 pm
unbelievable. should put a smile on ponting's little face.   ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 12, 2009, 06:50:15 pm
yyfy, now we can only lose 4-0 at worst  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy higginson on July 12, 2009, 07:56:11 pm
 :beer2: :dance1: :dance1: :bounce: :beer2: :lol: :lol: :beer1: :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 12, 2009, 08:36:48 pm
:beer2: :dance1: :dance1: :bounce: :beer2: :lol: :lol: :beer1: :lol:

been at Cliffhanger all day  so wasn't following what was going on. But fucking brilliant. Up yours Punter yer miserable twat  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 12, 2009, 10:29:20 pm
been at Cliffhanger all day  so wasn't following what was going on. But fucking brilliant. Up yours Punter yer miserable twat  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

you only salvaged a draw...

good effort from Colly, certainly earnt his infamous MBE.
Monty was brilliant, totally pumpedup for it. i hope he stays for the next match.

great start to series..
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 12, 2009, 10:39:00 pm
We only salvaged a draw because you were incapable of finishing us off  :) Not something you have been often accused of recently.

We on the other hand showed uncharacteristic reserves of character  :) Not something we have have been often accused of recently.

Therefore we gained more from this draw than you. So we really won  :ang:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 12, 2009, 10:51:39 pm
Great effort, particularly from Collingwood, good to see somebody putting there money where there mouth is but there must be some serious questions about the top order after that second innings!

I still reckon this will be a drawn series as neither side really has the bowlers to finish off the other on the kind of flat tracks that are most common these days.

For me the next question is whether the English selectors have the cojones to dump Pieterson and pick a player who wants to play for England rather than for himself! :-\ :whistle:

Harmison and/or Onions and/or Sidebottom must all be in the running for a game at Lord's.

Needless to say, our lot have little reason to change anything although the inability to finish the game off shows just what went when Warne & co retired 2 years ago.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on July 12, 2009, 11:15:08 pm
Indeed - an amazingly gritty knock from Colly there. And to think that his place in the squad was seriously under question last year.

Monty's a new man in this game - fair enough his spin has been ordinary at best, but he's proved he can bat and even field! His face in those last few overs really encapsulated what this series should mean to an England player - he was clearly absolutely bricking it, but trying to keep a lid on it.

I've got myself Sky especially for The Ashes and this morning decided I'd seen enough and sacked it off to The Depot. Imagine my surprise when I arrived back and we hadn't collapsed to failure, and got to watch the last hour or so, albeit from behind the sofa.

Agree that more incisive quick bowling it what's needed, but the pitch can play such a big part. I read a quote from Harmy regarding the Cardiff track, where he called it a 'chairman's wicket' (meaning that it'll guarantee 5 days of play / ticket sales), which I thought was very well put. I for one would much rather see day one of Lord's playing out like it did in '05...though not the remaining days of the test!

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on July 13, 2009, 09:12:53 am
Oh save me from whinging Aussies.  Ponting's "I'm not going to make too much of this but all the poms are cheating bastards yah boo sucks and we're taking our ball home!" speech was a classic of the genre.  Of course, the saintly baggy hatted brigade would never have resorted to time-wasting, no sirree..........

jh
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Adam Lincoln on July 13, 2009, 09:39:21 am
Oh save me from whinging Aussies.  Ponting's "I'm not going to make too much of this but all the poms are cheating bastards yah boo sucks and we're taking our ball home!" speech was a classic of the genre.  Of course, the saintly baggy hatted brigade would never have resorted to time-wasting, no sirree..........
jh

What was he complaining about, when the physio came on towards the end?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on July 13, 2009, 10:19:43 am
Time wasting apparently.   :-\  Something to which our antipodean brethren would never stoop, obviously.........
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Somebody's Fool on July 13, 2009, 10:43:23 am
To be fair to Ponting, timewasting, no matter how short a time it's for, is unbelievably infuriating. Strauss' rather weak defence of it in his press conference didn't exactly convince it was just a 'mix up.'
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on July 13, 2009, 10:51:11 am
The physio bit was embarrassing.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: n_man on July 13, 2009, 11:37:44 am
Who cares - one in the eye for the convicts.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 13, 2009, 11:48:42 am
Exactly and as JH says, as if they wouldn't do exactly the same.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on July 13, 2009, 11:55:26 am
They interviewed an Aussie journalist on the Today programme this morning, and he was honest enough to admit the baggy-hatters would ahve done exactly the same thing only earlier!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on July 13, 2009, 11:58:47 am
Feigning injury in any sport is quite sad.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on July 13, 2009, 05:57:27 pm
I didn't see Ponting asking the umpire whether Ravi's second innings shocker wasn't going over. Sky seemed to be inferring that Strauss' second innings wicket wasn't kosher either, as the keeper's gloves were in front of the stumps.

I agree on the timewasting thing though - certainly not in the spirit of the game...the physio's moobs were the most embarrassing bit of the whole thing.

See they've named Bell in the squad for Lord's. That's Ian Bell. Words escape me.



Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 13, 2009, 06:34:58 pm
No Australian can complain about dodgy tactics. They invented sledging and, the worst one ever, they caused the Laws to be changed by bowling a fucking daisy cutter.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Joepicalli on July 13, 2009, 07:33:33 pm
We only salvaged a draw because you were incapable of finishing us off  :) Not something you have been often accused of recently.

We on the other hand showed uncharacteristic reserves of character  :) Not something we have have been often accused of recently.

Therefore we gained more from this draw than you. So we really won  :ang:
Awsome logic, applied to sound premises: incontavertable truth
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 14, 2009, 08:07:37 am
Tim de Lisle on the 1st Test line up (http://www.cricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/413990.html).
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 14, 2009, 08:49:18 am
That's a good piece (de Lisle is usually pretty good.) Anyway, this thread needed something sensible as it's starting to look like a UKC thread! ( :wank:)
There's a slightly more controversial view on where England's biggest problem lies here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/5811998/The-Ashes-Kevin-Pietersen-is-Englands-biggest-problem.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/5811998/The-Ashes-Kevin-Pietersen-is-Englands-biggest-problem.html)
Let's face it, if Pieterson had emigrated to Australia instead of England he would have been lucky to get a long-term place in our local Murgebulloc 3rds with his attitude let alone seen the inside of the National teams dressing rooms! ;) He is, as the article says, a narcissist of the first order and unless he makes a paradigm shift in his approach he will go down as one of the games great under-achievers!
As far as all the 'time-wasting' crap in the media goes, you won't find many outside the media circus here who agree with Ponting. He should just keep his mouth shut and get on with the next game. If he really wanted to make sure he won the game he should have declared half-an-hour earlier on the 4th day and kept Hilfenhaus bowling longer on the fifth. If Strauss has managed to get up his nose already then I reckon a little time-wasting was well worth it anyway.

It will be interesting to see the shape of England's bowling line-up on Thursday. If Flintoff is fit a Harmison/Flintoff/Onions pace combo would hopefully add a bit more spice to proceedings!

OK, the stuff about Pieterson is a bit of a wind-up.....but only a bit!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 14, 2009, 09:14:33 am
Robbo Robson (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/robborobson/2009/07/phoenix_from_the_ashes.html)'s worth a read as per.

Quote
At least there were thrills and spills on Sunday. Friday and Saturday was like watching small furry animals being crushed by a 20-ton steam roller at the rate of one inch an hour.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 14, 2009, 09:47:46 am

There's a slightly more controversial view on where England's biggest problem lies here: Bloody huge link thankfully shortened... ;) (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/5811998/The-Ashes-Kevin-Pietersen-is-Englands-biggest-problem.html)

I thought that was going to be a link to the Boyks piece in one or other of the papers today but that is equally condemning!

"The former captain's admirers, and there are a few out there, living in caves untouched by the sun, think that people are beastly to him."

Marvellous.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 14, 2009, 11:14:10 am
You have to be a bit careful with anything written by Michael Henderson, he still thinks anybody who's skin is a little darker than his cannot be 'one of us' so it's not surprising he would aim his particular brand of bile at an import like Pieterson.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: galpinos on July 14, 2009, 11:16:53 am

As much as we whinge about Pietersen, he's is still, unfortunately, our best batsman.

Which is a bit depressing.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 14, 2009, 11:38:07 am
That's a good piece (de Lisle is usually pretty good.) Anyway, this thread needed something sensible as it's starting to look like a UKC thread! ( :wank:)
There's a slightly more controversial view on where England's biggest problem lies here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/5811998/The-Ashes-Kevin-Pietersen-is-Englands-biggest-problem.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/5811998/The-Ashes-Kevin-Pietersen-is-Englands-biggest-problem.html)
Let's face it, if Pieterson had emigrated to Australia instead of England he would have been lucky to get a long-term place in our local Murgebulloc 3rds with his attitude let alone seen the inside of the National teams dressing rooms! ;) He is, as the article says, a narcissist of the first order and unless he makes a paradigm shift in his approach he will go down as one of the games great under-achievers!
As far as all the 'time-wasting' crap in the media goes, you won't find many outside the media circus here who agree with Ponting. He should just keep his mouth shut and get on with the next game. If he really wanted to make sure he won the game he should have declared half-an-hour earlier on the 4th day and kept Hilfenhaus bowling longer on the fifth. If Strauss has managed to get up his nose already then I reckon a little time-wasting was well worth it anyway.

It will be interesting to see the shape of England's bowling line-up on Thursday. If Flintoff is fit a Harmison/Flintoff/Onions pace combo would hopefully add a bit more spice to proceedings!

OK, the stuff about Pieterson is a bit of a wind-up.....but only a bit!


I would love to unperform as well as KP does. Average of over 50 in Tests.


And oh yeah, just in case you have forgotten. The Oval 2005, KP 158  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 14, 2009, 12:15:41 pm

I would love to unperform as well as KP does. Average of over 50 in Tests.

And oh yeah, just in case you have forgotten. The Oval 2005, KP 158  ;)

Sure he averages 50+ and he scored that great 158 at the Oval to force the draw and win the Ashes for England. However you can never escape the feeling that he is going to throw his wicket away with an ill thought out shot and while he retains that cavalier streak he will be labelled as under performing and rightly so.   
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 14, 2009, 12:21:24 pm
Boyks article in the Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/5818196/The-Ashes-Kevin-Pietersen-is-symptomatic-of-Englands-problems.html) as mentioned earlier.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: galpinos on July 14, 2009, 12:43:43 pm

I would love to unperform as well as KP does. Average of over 50 in Tests.

And oh yeah, just in case you have forgotten. The Oval 2005, KP 158  ;)

Sure he averages 50+ and he scored that great 158 at the Oval to force the draw and win the Ashes for England. However you can never escape the feeling that he is going to throw his wicket away with an ill thought out shot and while he retains that cavalier streak he will be labelled as under performing and rightly so.   

I agree with all of that Bluebrad, It's just he's the best we've got! Flintoff isn't much cop with the bat, I've got hopw for Bopara, Cook, well, not exactly set the world alight yet and Strauss should be the one hanging his head in shame.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 14, 2009, 01:09:11 pm
Graeme, 2005 is now ancient history! What wonderful contribution did Mr Pieterson make down here in 2006/07? (I won't remind you of the result of that series - I still can't say it wothout bursting out laughing! :lol:)  He scored well early in the series but a brain fade in the second innings at Adelaide started a downhill slide and he was not a factor for the remaining three tests. I have no doubt he'll pull out at least one of his gems in this series but the Australians do seem to have a plan or two for him and he definitely fell for at least two of them in Cardiff.

PS I'm still tipping a drawn series just because I don't think Australia has the bowling attack to consistently win on your pitches over there (and Cardiff has if anything confirmed that view.) Mind you, if your top order batting doesn't improve I'll be changing my prediction pretty quickly.

PPS I've been looking through the last couple of Wisdens and you really don't have much batting depth to call on do you?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 14, 2009, 01:25:03 pm

PS I'm still tipping a drawn series just because I don't think Australia has the bowling attack to consistently win on your pitches over there (and Cardiff has if anything confirmed that view.)

to be honest dave, given the nature of the pitch at cardiff, i don't think many bowling attacks would of done well.
it was more like a flat track indian deck.

the curator at cardiff did a really poor job for both teams. Lords will give a true indication for the the rest of the series.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 14, 2009, 01:30:35 pm
I can't wait to see if Mitchell Johnson can get his act together bowling down the slope at Lord's. If he does it will be 'goodnight England!' :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 14, 2009, 01:41:41 pm
i was surprised that  he had so many overs with teh Second new ball. especially when siddle got one in his first over.
i think thats when we lost it. Mitch gave away about 20 runs i think???
his girl is well cute though!!!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 15, 2009, 10:49:23 am
Flintoff to retire after the Ashes concludes (http://www.cricinfo.com/england/content/current/story/414514.htmlFlintoff to retire after the Ashes concludes)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 16, 2009, 10:37:23 am
2nd Test at Lords.

Aussies lose the toss and England choose to bat first.

Onions is in at the expense of Monty and Flintoff has passed his fitness test to retain his place in the side.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 16, 2009, 01:02:44 pm
Well the 1st session goes England's way - 126/0.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 16, 2009, 01:07:41 pm
Nice to see Cook getting some runs on the board.

Warne's going mental about Ponting's field.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 16, 2009, 02:14:37 pm
Quote from: cricinfo
Ponting's beginning to chew his bottom lip
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 16, 2009, 02:18:02 pm
Quote from: cricinfo
Ponting's beginning to chew his bottom lip

Was just laughing about that myself - looks like Hauritz has been removed from the game after sustaining damage to his hand fielding a return catch.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 16, 2009, 03:51:27 pm
Second session:

Cook made 95 and then got out, Bopara made a brisk 20 odd but was out thought by all accounts and Pietersen hasn't had an easy time of it since he came to the crease but he is still there. Add that Strauss reaching three figure off the penultimate ball of the session and I would say that it is pretty much honours even though England might just have shaded it if you add in a bit of Ponting frustration.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Drew on July 16, 2009, 03:55:47 pm
Just a shame that this test is going to be marred by the weather
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 16, 2009, 10:36:50 pm
364-6. Great opening stand and a superb captain's knock from Strauss but WTF are the rest of the English batsmen doing? 500 is barely a par score on this pitch so the skipper is going to have to work hard to get them there tommorrow (or later today if you;re sitting where I am!) If Australia get out of this one with a draw they'll not be unhappy but if they finish things quickly they'll still fancy they have a chance.
England up on points but not by as much as they should be!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: n_man on July 17, 2009, 07:41:56 am
Cook did well and Mitchell Johnson is shit. England should have put the Aussies to the sword.

Still I'm worried about the England tail without Monty  :great:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 17, 2009, 08:26:08 am
364-6. Great opening stand and a superb captain's knock from Strauss but WTF are the rest of the English batsmen doing? 500 is barely a par score on this pitch...


Bopara got out thought and Peitersen apparently having another rush of blood to the head:

"The prodigiously talented batsmen tried mightily to surrender his wicket before the tea break, and succeeded just after by playing inside a shorter Siddle delivery."

After that the ball started to move a lot more and the Aussie bowlers started to figure out how to bowl at Lords - there was even mutterings of such things as reverse swing going on. They also managed to tidy up their terrible fielding.

Think that is going to be as good as it gets though - there is rain forecast for the next three days so it is really a bit of a blown chance for England with Hauritz unlikely to play much of a part in the rest of this test IMO.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 17, 2009, 11:23:28 am
Well we might make 380 if we are lucky if present form is anything to go by 0 3 overs and three wickets have gone down.

As strange as this seems though I am not overly bothered at the minute - the weather is perfect for bowling and getting some movement on the ball - could be another interesting day.   
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 17, 2009, 11:56:36 am
Great stuff from Onions and Anderson.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 17, 2009, 12:02:38 pm
Great stuff from Onions and Anderson.

and hopefully more great stuff to come...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 17, 2009, 12:03:28 pm
Indeed. Let's hope the bowlers can give em some grief in these conditions. Come on England.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 17, 2009, 12:21:27 pm
Good start!  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 17, 2009, 12:36:01 pm
Good work at the tail there. Be good if they can get an early wicket or two.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: galpinos on July 17, 2009, 12:37:09 pm
Good work at the tail there. Be good if they can get an early wicket or two.

As requested.....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Sloper on July 17, 2009, 12:41:23 pm
10 for 2 can we see a rare aussie collapse?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 17, 2009, 12:43:00 pm
Ponting is apparently a bit unhappy with that decision but frankly I don't care - get the fuck off the wicket you miserable bastard!  :bounce:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 17, 2009, 12:45:32 pm
Ponting is apparently a bit unhappy with that decision but frankly I don't care - get the fuck off the wicket you miserable bastard!  :bounce:

 :agree:  :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Sloper on July 17, 2009, 12:52:24 pm
Can we get Gary Pratt down for the next test match, just to carry the drinks out and have a chat with Ponting.

Cricket, it's for giving atheists an appreciation of eternity.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 17, 2009, 01:24:48 pm
Good work at the tail there. Be good if they can get an early wicket or two.

As requested.....

Sweeet.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 17, 2009, 01:39:30 pm
Quote from: cricinfo
Word up; welcome back.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 17, 2009, 03:08:13 pm
Well while the rain is spoiling things let's enjoy this quality photo of Ponting being given out:

(http://i28.tinypic.com/25im1cl.jpg)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 17, 2009, 03:28:57 pm
TMS and pictures of Punter are keeping me sane in hot and sweaty Taiwan
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Adam Lincoln on July 17, 2009, 05:30:50 pm
118-5, lets not get too excited just yet  :bounce:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 17, 2009, 06:33:14 pm
118-5, lets not get too excited just yet  :bounce:

Permission granted to get excited at 156\8?

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Adam Lincoln on July 17, 2009, 06:37:13 pm
118-5, lets not get too excited just yet  :bounce:

Permission granted to get excited at 156\8?



This is England we are talking about.  ;)
Fingers crossed though.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 17, 2009, 09:37:47 pm
I really can not let this delicious metaphor from here (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/tms/2009/07/blog_2.shtml) go unnoticed by the UKB crew:

"But at Lord's on Friday the Australians pulled enthusiastically but with spectacularly poor reward - like boarding-school teenagers let loose in the West End for a night."

 ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 17, 2009, 11:20:10 pm
4 days Rain
 :please:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Adam Lincoln on July 18, 2009, 08:26:22 am
4 days Rain
 :please:

You only need three days of rain  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 18, 2009, 12:40:52 pm
I don't understand why we haven't enforced the follow on.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on July 18, 2009, 01:57:59 pm
Please England, no. Don't blow it from here...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 18, 2009, 06:08:27 pm
500 in the lead, get in. Eat dirt Punter
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tlr on July 18, 2009, 10:12:30 pm
Can somebody please explain why we didn't make them bat again?  :shrug:

I just don't understand. And god help help me Boycott agreed with me.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 18, 2009, 11:26:37 pm
The thinking behind not enforcing the follow on is as far as I understand: it gives a chance for the bowlers to have a rest - in this case pretty much flawed as an argument, as they'd not exactly had a tough long drawn out time in the field. There is also the chance that australia rack up a large score and pass england's total by say 250 and then england have to bat out a full day, or possibly a day and a half on a quickly deteriorating pitch - again I'd say this doesn't really stack up, as Lords doesn't really change as a pitch. Do basically I don't think there was any reason not to force the follow on. Still think the result is dependant on the weather though.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 19, 2009, 12:35:37 pm
Pray that it doesn't rain.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 19, 2009, 02:31:02 pm
They're on the ropes here. COME ON ENGLAND!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 19, 2009, 06:41:59 pm
Looking a bit nerve wracking now with only 209 needed and 5 wickets left to get, We need the ball to swing and Jimmy and Freddie on fire  :please:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 19, 2009, 10:52:01 pm
I'm tipping England to win by around 80-120 runs, and deservedly so, they've clearly been the better side since the game started. It's been a brave rearguard from Clarke & Haddin but I just can't see them holding on right through the morning session against rested bowlers (which is what they need to do to.)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 20, 2009, 02:46:16 am
Still think the result is dependant on the weather though.

and some very poor umpiring..
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: galpinos on July 20, 2009, 11:11:34 am
 YYFY

Freddie the legend bags a wicket with his 4th ball. Bye bye Haddin.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 20, 2009, 11:13:09 am
Just what we needed.  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 20, 2009, 11:56:53 am
I can see this being sickeningly close.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Adam Lincoln on July 20, 2009, 12:01:36 pm
Some respite with Clarke just gone.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 20, 2009, 12:02:55 pm
YYFY!!!!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 20, 2009, 12:16:41 pm
Some respite with Clarke just gone.

And Hauritz.

Johnson hanging in.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 20, 2009, 12:17:33 pm
see you at Edgebaston.

well played.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: cofe on July 20, 2009, 12:33:26 pm
they should knight freddie. 5.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 20, 2009, 12:34:29 pm
Class just come out of a meeting and it's 381 for 8. Umpiring decisions usually even themselves out over a series. But I think it's karma with ponting being such a miserable bastard.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 20, 2009, 12:40:30 pm
And that's siddle away.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Adam Lincoln on July 20, 2009, 12:43:45 pm
 :beer2:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 20, 2009, 12:46:00 pm
 ;D  :bounce:  :beer1:

I'm tipping England to win by around 80-120 runs, and deservedly so, they've clearly been the better side since the game started. It's been a brave rearguard from Clarke & Haddin but I just can't see them holding on right through the morning session against rested bowlers (which is what they need to do to.)


Good arrows.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: BB on July 20, 2009, 12:47:27 pm
YYFY! All gone now.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 20, 2009, 01:07:50 pm
Quote from: miserable Punter
"We've always enjoyed playing here, we've had a very proud record here. We were outplayed right through the course of the game, England have been the better team. We've got to bounce back pretty quickly."

"I'm pretty proud of the way we fought the game out. Our bowling in the second innings was as good as it's been through the series. But after lunch on day one we were chasing our tail."

Ponting actually sounds magnanimous in defeat there!

Some good photos here (http://www.cricinfo.com/engvaus2009/content/current/image/index.html?object=345971).

Including this choice one of Freddie after dismissing Haddin:

(http://i32.tinypic.com/j7uhvp.jpg)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 20, 2009, 01:11:12 pm
Shakading


Quote
England beat Australia in a Lord's Test for the first time since 1934 as Andrew Flintoff takes five wickets
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tlr on July 20, 2009, 01:12:42 pm
Very sweet.

So what are the chances of Freddie being sober tonight?  :pissed:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy higginson on July 20, 2009, 01:17:03 pm
Pretty slim, Aggers has just given him a bottle of champagne...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 20, 2009, 01:17:25 pm
Yep, once Flintoff got an early one it was pretty much a sure thing. At least they put up a fight in the second innings and the next captain of Australia played a beauty while Johnson showed why (if he remembers how to bowl as well!) he's pretty much a genuine all-rounder at number 8. As I was chipping away at fossils all weekend the highlights I've seen suggest the first three days were a fucking embarrassment! Looks like they were doing an good impression of the Bangaldesh 2nd Eleven at times (with apologies to the Bangladesh 2nd Eleven.)

Now my questions are:
1. Can Flintoff rest his knee enough (and Pieterson his achilles) to play in the next test? At least they have more than three days this time!
2. Can Ponting  :please: avoid any whinging and just move on? DEspite the medias continued suport for him over here I suspect public opinion might be a little different - I know mine is very different!
and 3. Can the Australian bowlers remember roughly where the stumps are? :wall: Is there anybody over there who could just pop down to their next training session and point them out?

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 20, 2009, 01:37:20 pm
2. Can Ponting  :please: avoid any whinging and just move on?

i suggest you listen to what he says to Athers in the presentation.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 20, 2009, 01:40:37 pm
and 3. Can the Australian bowlers remember roughly where the stumps are? :wall: Is there anybody over there who could just pop down to their next training session and point them out?

I'm sure that fat blonde chap who's been working for Sky would be happy to oblige.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 20, 2009, 01:43:45 pm
Flintoff was on fire this morning by all account and has been for the whole test overall with the ball - his knee is an ongoing concern but from his post match interview he is of the opinion that he will be lining up at Edgbaston.

The Aussies got well beaten this test of that there is no doubt - they bowled awfully in the first inniings and then got the worst of the conditions when it was their turn to bat but they fought well in the second - OK there was one decision that certainly went against them but as someoine else has pointed out these things have a tendancy to even out over a series. The other decisions that have been mentioned are neither here nor there - at best they constitue gamesmanship that is not welcome in cricket in my opinion seeking as they do to undermine the umpires

As for pointing out where the stumps are Hauritz and Siddle should have a good idea having heard the death rattle today.  :)

DaveC\Oldfella - what is your opinion on the squad picked for the Ashes? There is a lot being made of the fact that Lee was a risky pick even before the side strain he picked up before the first test and apparently he has no chance of playing next week so there is no way he is going to be picked for the third test. Johnson has suffered like a well whipped dog this match with the ball though he redemmed himself with the bat somewhat and Hughes seems to have been found out as an opener as well and there doesn't seem to be a replacement for either within the original squad. Are replacements for one or either likely?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy higginson on July 20, 2009, 02:22:23 pm
Harold Bishop, Carl Kennedy, Dame Edna, Steve Irwin, Kylie Minogue – we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all. Rolf Harris, can you hear me? Rolf Harris, your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 20, 2009, 02:50:12 pm
There's some serious toy chucking going on on the internet!

Quote from: Aussie Dummy Spitter on BBC 606 website
englands failed to play the game in the right spirit despite pontings pleas.

hope these 2 umpires get strucky off ive never seen such a poor display since daryll hair against pakistan.

this wasa 50/50 match deserved to be a draw but the umpires assured eng would win

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  :lol:

It was nice to see a few decisions going our way for a change. As mentioned these things generally even themselves out over the course of a series. The ten year old above was obviously watching a different match if they thought it was "50/50". Genius.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 20, 2009, 02:59:06 pm

DaveC\Oldfella - what is your opinion on the squad picked for the Ashes? There is a lot being made of the fact that Lee was a risky pick even before the side strain he picked up before the first test and apparently he has no chance of playing next week so there is no way he is going to be picked for the third test. Johnson has suffered like a well whipped dog this match with the ball though he redemmed himself with the bat somewhat and Hughes seems to have been found out as an opener as well and there doesn't seem to be a replacement for either within the original squad. Are replacements for one or either likely?

i thought picking Lee was a valid selection, his current injury isn't related to the previous one. And as evident in the first 2 tests, johnson is bowling like a weekend club player therefore lee would of got some wickets and leaked les runs, if he were fit.
for the next test, i would drop johnson in favour of Stuart Clarke. Hilf & Siddle have done well. And it was good of Hauritz to show some tough character, in both bowling and the dislocated finger.

people forget that Hughes is only 20 yrs old and to make it worse he comes in after 2 australia's most successful openers Hayden / Langer, you could also add Gilly (one day form), so with that alone he was always going to struggle to match the contribution of those guys.

at the end of the day / series it will come down really to one person, Flintoff.
he is the heart and soul of english cricket. you better pray that he stays fit for the remainder of the series.
from your lot, disappointed with KP, Bopara, Onions, Broad.

i would drop Broad for harmy, especially with the cloud of Fred's condition. and drop KP back to county cricket, he is unfit and has some major personal issues. there is no I in TEAM.....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 20, 2009, 03:35:53 pm
....but there is an M and an E
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 20, 2009, 04:06:37 pm
I think Broad did OK.

For those who haven't seen, highlights of Day 5 here (http://cricket-online.tv/england-vs-australia-2nd-test-day-5-highlights/).  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on July 20, 2009, 08:25:53 pm
Day 5 (Tues 11th Aug) Headingley tickets on sale at a non-refundable £20.

Check the YCC site for details.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 20, 2009, 11:25:40 pm
I think Broad did OK.:)
yeah but with the doubt over flintoff, if he does suffer, you want to swap like for like.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 21, 2009, 10:09:52 am
Obviously the selectors are not going to want to break up a winning team if there is any chance of not doing so but Broad looked pretty ineffective on the highlights last night so he is the one most likely to get dropped IMO. He might well get a reprieve though due to Onions suffering from various injuries so the inclusion of Harmison in the next test looks like a very real possibility. He took a hatful of wickets in the county game last week which puts him well into contention - he is a bowler who needs to be in a groove with his bowling action and he certainly seems to be in one at the minute so he has got to be a consideration for the next test.

Of course this doesn't take into consideration Flintoffs injury problems but I have got my hands over my ears and am going "la la la" to that problem.  ;)


Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 21, 2009, 11:25:02 am
Of course this doesn't take into consideration Flintoffs injury problems but I have got my hands over my ears and am going "la la la" to that problem. 

you and a majority of the Barmy Army. Classsic
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 22, 2009, 02:18:51 pm
KP out for the rest of the series. He's just had surgery on his achilles. Not good news
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 22, 2009, 02:26:23 pm
It's not good at all but I suppose it's better than having him in the side, half fit and out of sorts as he has been.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 22, 2009, 02:33:07 pm
Bad news for the South African.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Sloper on July 22, 2009, 02:43:20 pm
Watch it he's as English as I am...........
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 22, 2009, 02:47:36 pm
Were you born and grew up in (KZ) Natal as well?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 22, 2009, 04:45:26 pm
As an aside........

Shark banned from Lords. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/8162572.stm)

This could be seen as the MCC upholding tradition except:

Quote from: Stuck up MCC toff
"the club is not in favour of spectators attempting to draw attention to themselves by what they wear or how they act"

Anyone who saw some of the ridiculous outfits (hats, outlandish moustaches, blazers etc) which MCC members were sporting during the second test will know this statement is total bollocks. Drawing attention to yourself at Lords is fine if you're an upper class prick but is certainly not if you are a pleb.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 23, 2009, 12:11:39 pm
Edgbaston Test pitch like 'jelly' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/england/8164751.stm)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 30, 2009, 12:13:58 pm
any chance of play today???
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on July 30, 2009, 12:16:59 pm
Not likely. Next inspection at 2pm.

They're using words like "muddy", "soggy" and "boggy" on Cricinfo.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 30, 2009, 12:42:52 pm
Apparently at Edgbaston they haven't invested in the same drainage technology as at other top grounds. Begs the question, why are they still holding test matches there?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Drew on July 30, 2009, 12:48:27 pm
Apparently at Edgbaston they haven't invested in the same drainage technology as at other top grounds. Begs the question, why are they still holding test matches there?

To be honest, I think even the most well maintained grounds, with the best, most expensive drainage systems could probably still be used as paddy fields for the next week!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 30, 2009, 12:50:36 pm
True but they were reporting that the wicket was fucked before the weather got really bad.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 30, 2009, 01:19:08 pm
there's always wimbeldon centre court as a back up venue for bad weather.  :goodidea:
real ale and pork scratchin's to replace champagne and strawberries :beer1:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 30, 2009, 04:20:36 pm
Play due to start at 5pm.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 30, 2009, 04:33:52 pm
I'm sure that will draw the crowds!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 30, 2009, 04:37:49 pm
The crowd are still there by the sound of things. Just very pissed.  :alky:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 30, 2009, 05:09:09 pm
In both the British and the Seppo context no doubt. Shite weather.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Drew on July 30, 2009, 05:36:33 pm
So it's started. 8 overs in so far.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Falling Down on July 30, 2009, 06:55:24 pm
Graeme I took your advice and managed to get Twenty20 tickets for the England Australia match Old Trafford for me and my Dad.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2009, 11:02:04 am
Watson out first ball!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2009, 11:06:39 am
And Hussey second ball!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 31, 2009, 11:10:45 am
oh dear....
hussey should give himself an uppercut :wall:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2009, 11:48:20 am
That's Punter gone.  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: jern on July 31, 2009, 11:48:50 am
YYFY ;D ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2009, 12:40:13 pm
That's Clarke out now. Big wicket.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2009, 12:43:07 pm
Can't resist the obligatory "Punter out" picture.....

(http://i32.tinypic.com/2lnye0l.jpg)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dr T on July 31, 2009, 12:50:22 pm
202-6  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dr T on July 31, 2009, 12:51:00 pm
sorry
202-7
 :beer2:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 31, 2009, 12:54:58 pm
I hope they are bowling well and it's not just the shitty pitch.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dr T on July 31, 2009, 01:00:28 pm
203-8 at lunch
TMS seem to think the bowling is top shelf...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 31, 2009, 01:00:55 pm
I hope they are bowling well and it's not just the shitty pitch.

these are the sort of pitches test cricket needs..
Who wants to watch guys rack up runs effortlessly?


England have bowled exceptionally well.

goes to show, line up top of off, you're always a chance
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2009, 01:05:53 pm
Anderson's figures for this spell 7.5-5-11-4.  :bow:  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 31, 2009, 02:08:16 pm
still thought broad should of made way for Harmy. his bowling certainly proves it at the moment

glad harmy isn't there now though.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2009, 02:38:47 pm
Yeah I think you're probably right.

Quote from: cricinfo
The Ashes battle is hotting up on the airwaves as well as the pitch after a falling out between Matthew Hayden and Geoff Boycott on the opening day at Edgbaston while working for Test Match Special. Hayden, who has joined for the rest of the summer, said Boycott's batting style "emptied cricket grounds" and Boycott promptly stormed out of the commentary box saying "don't need comments like that at my stage." They shook hands later, but the atmosphere is likely to be deliciously frosty

 :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 31, 2009, 02:47:17 pm
i'll be happy with 300+ on the board. good recovery from the tail. serious wagging. looks more batter friendly now.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2009, 02:51:53 pm
Never speak too soon mate!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 31, 2009, 02:52:17 pm
The last wicket falls with probably 30 more runs than should have been on the total - still Boyks has just made a good point that this is still a good score given the rubbish they served up yesterday.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 31, 2009, 02:52:57 pm
i'll stick to my beer i thinks... :beer1:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on July 31, 2009, 03:02:24 pm
will johnson take new ball?
i hope not

yewwwwwwwwwwww
you little fucking ripper!!!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2009, 03:18:16 pm
Quote from: Jaspersharpe PM to oldfella
What price an England collapse this pm?

 :wall: My big mouth.


We could do with Bopara doing a fuck of a lot better than he has so far in the series.

My stream's down.  :(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 31, 2009, 03:39:50 pm

My stream's down.  :(

32 for 1 (8.5 overs) Need to get dug in.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2009, 03:46:11 pm
Thanks but it's ok, I just meant the live stream of the Sky coverage that was working earlier. I've still got cricinfo.

39/1 is a positive recovery after 2/1!  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 31, 2009, 03:50:23 pm
will johnson take new ball?


He doesn't even get a look in at first change...

We could do with Bopara doing a fuck of a lot better than he has so far in the series.


Can only hope that he finally makes something out of what are usually decent starts that are never capitalised on.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2009, 03:58:34 pm
Johnson on now. Let us pray that he continues to have a fucking mare!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2009, 04:41:27 pm

We could do with Bopara doing a fuck of a lot better than he has so far in the series.


Can only hope that he finally makes something out of what are usually decent starts that are never capitalised on.

 :whistle:  :wall:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 31, 2009, 04:51:47 pm
:wall:

Quite...  >:(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on July 31, 2009, 05:46:18 pm
I know it's rude to boast, but sod it, I'm well SYKED as I'm off to Edgbaston for the weekend (and I know, the forecast is awful).

Know it's a long shot, but any fellow UKBers gonna be there? Anyone got any balti house recommendations?

Expect photos of a UKB t-shirt at an Ashes test match soon...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2009, 05:48:54 pm
Have fun.

You bastard.  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on July 31, 2009, 06:40:51 pm
Yeah I think you're probably right.

Quote from: cricinfo
The Ashes battle is hotting up on the airwaves as well as the pitch after a falling out between Matthew Hayden and Geoff Boycott on the opening day at Edgbaston while working for Test Match Special. Hayden, who has joined for the rest of the summer, said Boycott's batting style "emptied cricket grounds" and Boycott promptly stormed out of the commentary box saying "don't need comments like that at my stage." They shook hands later, but the atmosphere is likely to be deliciously frosty

 :lol:

Their first meeting was pretty funny yesterday - this isn't bang on, but it went something like:

(Matty Hayden walks into commentary box)

Hayden: Morning fellas

Aggers: Ah, here we go Geoffrey, here's a man you always used to enjoy seeing at a cricket ground...

Boycs: There's only one bit o' Matty I used to enjoy seeing when he were batting, and that were 'is back...

Genius.






Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: fatneck on July 31, 2009, 10:03:33 pm
What a cracking days cricket what?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 01, 2009, 11:43:17 am
not looking good with the weather..
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 02, 2009, 04:22:18 pm
The chances of a result have increased a fair bit with the second session of the 4th day going Englands way.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 02, 2009, 05:27:46 pm
A fine 55 off 64 from Broad before England are bowled out for 376 - some positive batting from the lower order gives England a nice lead of 113 and a good chance of a result out of this match which didn't look likely a day or so ago.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 02, 2009, 06:40:26 pm
Huge wicket for Swann bowling Ponting for just 5 - Australia are 52/2 and still 61 runs behind!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: nik at work on August 02, 2009, 06:51:39 pm
I don't follow cricket so forgive my ignorance but it appears that Ponting is-
1) An obnoxious grumpy sort
2) A bit shit at cricket

Am I some way wide of the mark?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: robertostallioni on August 02, 2009, 07:14:04 pm
1) He's Australian
2) His batting has been substandard this tour, and his captaincy/decision making has been questionable for some time. Indeed he may become the first Aussie captain to lose 2 ashes series....I think.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 02, 2009, 07:19:57 pm
As opposed to the first English captain to lose two series, that happened long ago  :(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 02, 2009, 07:20:54 pm
I don't follow cricket so forgive my ignorance but it appears that Ponting is-
1) An obnoxious grumpy sort
2) A bit shit at cricket

Am I some way wide of the mark?

Your first point is quite correct though he hasn't been quite so grumpy in his interviews following the mauling he got after the first test. Your second point is wrong though - one thing you have to say about Ponting regardless of everything else is that he is a very fine cricketer indeed though he has been nowhere near his best this tour.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: n_man on August 03, 2009, 07:31:23 am
I will love it if Ponting is the first Aussie captain to lose the Ashes twice.

Mitchell Johson seems to have a big opinion of himself for such a shit bowler. It doesn't even look like he's any good sledging.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 03, 2009, 01:26:49 pm
Despite getting a couple of wickets the draw still looks most likely unless Australia suffer a collapse of England style proportions. Always a chance!

Mitchell Johson seems to have a big opinion of himself for such a shit bowler. It doesn't even look like he's any good sledging.

(http://i29.tinypic.com/hrajwi.jpg)

Most entertaining.

Oh, and......

(http://i26.tinypic.com/2i947ip.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 03, 2009, 01:57:55 pm

Mitchell Johson seems to have a big opinion of himself for such a shit bowler.

He seems to have got a bit of form going in this test but nothing compared to that in the SA series earlier this year by all accounts.

Been thinking on the Broad conundrum a bit over the last few days - I have no doubt that he will be England's next all rounder and that is a role that should suit him better as less will be expected of him in the bowling department - perhaps he is just having a bad series but his bowling has not been of the standard necessary in this test series.

Anyway England need another wicket in the next 5-10 overs of the afternoon session to make a win a realistic chance IMO.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 03, 2009, 02:04:18 pm
More food for thought - Bell or Bopara at no. 3 in the 4th test? Both are going to be playing in the next test barring injury so who would you put at no. 3?

Ooerr - it's all gone a bit TMS...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: robertostallioni on August 03, 2009, 02:11:57 pm
The Bopara problem looks to have no elegant solution.

His form thus far has been "fully toss". Do you move him down the order? Drop him completely?

Do you keep consistently underperforming stars in the side to play them through bad spells? I don't know. I understand he's a good 1 dayer but his test batting/shot selection has been wonk, and in my opinion, he should be first against the wall when the revolution comes.....

till then I'd put Bell in at three and move Bopara down.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 03, 2009, 02:20:41 pm
 :agree:

Bopara's been totally frustrating with the bat and his fielding's been no great shakes either. He looks as if he's not really bothered.

Bell proved a lot of people wrong with that innings (the lbw shout notwithstanding!). He deserves the chance at three. With no Warne in the side his psychological problems with playing against Australia must have reduced dramatically.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 03, 2009, 02:23:59 pm
The Bopara problem looks to have no elegant solution.

His form thus far has been "fully toss". Do you move him down the order? Drop him completely?

With Pietersen out for the rest of the series he is pretty much a shoe in so no chance of dropping him completely IMO. I wouldn't have said that his form has been "fully toss" either rather consistently inconsistent and bloody infuriating - he has made starts in all of the innings so far and then managed to get himself out in some ridiculous fashion.

ill then I'd put Bell in at three and move Bopara down.

That would be my solution though it is far from perfect - I don't think Bell is a much better batsman at no. 3 - just less likely to make some sort of error.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: robertostallioni on August 03, 2009, 02:35:49 pm
Do we have any test batsmen anymore? KP has no patience and plays like he's in 20twenty. - like Bopara. Perhaps the emergence of the shorter game and its different criteria for batsmen is adversely affecting our long term test skills.

Maybe dedicated "Test style" batting will become extinct anyway, as more tests reach a definative conclusion.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 04, 2009, 05:26:22 am
Maybe dedicated "Test style" batting will become extinct anyway, as more tests reach a definative conclusion.

As long as tests are played in England (& Wales) there is always a good chance that tests will not reach a definative conclusion. Unless England can come up with 5 world class test stadiuims with roofs to negate the inconsistant weather.

IMO there is alot to be admired for good old fashioned test batting, guys just don't value their wicket much these days. the high number of really soft dismissals with poor shot selection in this series is high
Whether this is a result of twenty cashy or just the sheer volume of cricket they play i can't say. but subconciously with the amount of cricket being played, it must feel like, hey there is always next week.... i can make up for it then.

The Katich and Ponting partnership in the 1st test & North and Clarke partnership paid testament to the value of a beautifully crafted and built partnership to a teams innings.

this is shaping up to be a climatic test series. 2-1 australia.  :beer2:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 04, 2009, 12:57:36 pm

As long as tests are played in England (& Wales) there is always a good chance that tests will not reach a definative conclusion. Unless England can come up with 5 world class test stadiuims with roofs to negate the inconsistant weather.

IMO there is alot to be admired for good old fashioned test batting, guys just don't value their wicket much these days. the high number of really soft dismissals with poor shot selection in this series is high
Whether this is a result of twenty cashy or just the sheer volume of cricket they play i can't say. but subconciously with the amount of cricket being played, it must feel like, hey there is always next week.... i can make up for it then.

The Katich and Ponting partnership in the 1st test & North and Clarke partnership paid testament to the value of a beautifully crafted and built partnership to a teams innings.

this is shaping up to be a climatic test series. 2-1 australia.  :beer2:


The day they start putting roofs over English\Welsh cricket grounds or any other ground for that matter will be a sad day indeed - it will be the start of homogenised cricket and be the death of proper cricket. Part of the joy of cricket is the conditions and how you cope with them - be they cool and overcast conditions that favour swing bowling such as England and NZ or the dry arid conditions that favour spin such as those in India\Pakistan\Sri Lanka it is part of the experience.

The problem that you have with regard to test match batting these days is the "requirement" to score at an ever increased rate per over. Back in the good old days of Boycott batting I suspect that the average run rate was something like three an over - four an over is not uncommon these days in Test cricket and can almost be considered the norm but to attain this rate you have to take more risks when batting. With the increased risks of batting it encourages more attacking fielding positions which will concede more runs in the form of boundaries and the like but increases the chances of wickets as well or at least that is the theory. The world has moved on and it should be remembered that cricket is a form of entertainment in whatever form that it is played. How many people would pay to see Boyks make a century these days? Not many I would guess - they would much rather see a century made in the style of Flintoff or Gilchrist with the ball flying to all parts of the ground.

As for the result - Australia winning 2-1  :lol: - England to win 2-1 maybe...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 04, 2009, 02:06:15 pm
i agree, the joy and challenge of test match cricket is battling not only the opposition but the weather conditions on offer.
which can make the mekest bowler quite challenging or turn a pitch into batsman's / bowler's nightmare

It also makes the beer taste that bit better. one in the sun is two in the pub! Maybe 4 if your in an Australian summer with 36+ degree temps...


The day they start putting roofs over English\Welsh cricket grounds or any other ground for that matter will be a sad day indeed - it will be the start of homogenised cricket and be the death of proper cricket. Part of the joy of cricket is the conditions and how you cope with them - be they cool and overcast conditions that favour swing bowling such as England and NZ or the dry arid conditions that favour spin such as those in India\Pakistan\Sri Lanka it is part of the experience.



which is why i really detest twenty 20.
If this is what people want, why don't they take a case of beers dress up in fancy dress and watch a game of T Ball.
it does take alot of the skill out of crcket IMO....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 04, 2009, 03:01:03 pm

which is why i really detest twenty 20.
If this is what people want, why don't they take a case of beers dress up in fancy dress and watch a game of T Ball.
it does take alot of the skill out of crcket IMO....

Twenty\Cashy cricket does have its interesting points to me but only from a bowling perspective. Anyone can develop a bit of upper body strength and wield a big bat but when you know that pretty much whatever you bowl the bat is going to be thrown at it you have to be a lot more cunning - line and length balls will be punished so you have to mix it up with slower balls and off\leg cutters and the like. With the increase in test wickets being tailored to last for five days and the way that the game has changed to weight the odds more in the batsman's favour it is the largely forgotten skills relearned in the bastard form of the game that will increasingly play a major part I think. There is what seems to be an increasing number of slower balls bowled these days so perhaps it is already filtering down - just got to wait for someone to remember how to bowl off\leg cutters now - a skill which seems to have been lost in the search for reverse swing and express pace by all and sundry.

Having said all that I still wouldn't pay to watch a game of Twenty\Cashy though.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 04, 2009, 03:42:10 pm
Australia losing grip on No. 1 spot (http://www.cricinfo.com/ci-icc/content/current/story/417917.html).
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 04, 2009, 08:02:30 pm
Funny website  (http://www.bobpiper.co.uk/2009/07/defying_the_edgbaston_drinks_b.php)(esp considering his job!) describing ways to get booze into Edgbaston  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 06, 2009, 10:56:33 pm
Graeme I took your advice and managed to get Twenty20 tickets for the England Australia match Old Trafford for me and my Dad.   :thumbsup:

Which day, I am there both days so will see you there
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Falling Down on August 06, 2009, 11:01:18 pm
Sunday, stand M3. You?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 07, 2009, 09:17:30 am
Don't know, will have to go and find my tickets
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 07, 2009, 09:56:29 am
Surprise surprise Flintoff has been ruled out of the 4th Test.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 07, 2009, 10:03:54 am
Yeah we all knew that didn't we. Best thing I reckon. Try to get him fit for The Oval.

Is Brett Lee playing?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 07, 2009, 10:20:30 am
According to cricinfo:

Clark is playing, no sign of Brett Lee and Prior has damaged his hand in the warm up...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 07, 2009, 10:27:00 am
........playing football. As Bumble just tweeted "Prior taken a tumble playing footie. Do Man Utd warm up for the Champions League with a net?". Good point.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 07, 2009, 10:35:29 am
Harmison plays. Prior's ok by the sound of it.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 07, 2009, 10:40:43 am
Prior's ok by the sound of it.


"Prior has been passed fit. Drama over. Until he breaks down mid-Test, of course. He doesn't look very fit to me - very, very ginger. I mean to say, of course, he's warming up gingerly."
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 07, 2009, 10:55:58 am
That joke about footabll warm ups was Beefy's. Bumble nicked it and posted on Twitter.

England win the toss and will bat first.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 07, 2009, 11:06:35 am
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2009/aug/07/ashes-england-cricket-team (http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2009/aug/07/ashes-england-cricket-team)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 07, 2009, 11:19:04 am
Please, please someone get Warney off the Sky commentary!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: cofe on August 07, 2009, 11:19:54 am
nice one strauss.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 07, 2009, 11:26:04 am
Please, please someone get Warney off the Sky commentary!

Listen to TMS instead?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 07, 2009, 11:28:23 am
Please, please someone get Warney off the Sky commentary!

Listen to TMS instead?

Would do but then you get the commentary and the pics out of sync...oh crap there goes Ravi.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: benpritch on August 07, 2009, 11:30:20 am
eek
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: cofe on August 07, 2009, 11:30:37 am
if anyone fancies showing these jokers how to bat i'll drive up to leeds. anyone?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 07, 2009, 11:31:30 am
Time to take Bopara out back of the stand and beat him to death I think - failing putting him out of his misery in this humane fashion he has surely got to be dropped for the final test now.  :please:

if anyone fancies showing these jokers how to bat i'll drive up to leeds. anyone?

Any chance of a lift up to Leeds so I can put Bopara out of his misery? They might learn something if I use his bat...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 07, 2009, 11:34:29 am
Is Bopara the next Ramprakash?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 07, 2009, 11:35:08 am
The question is, what the fuck was he still doing at 3 after the last two tests?!  :rtfm:  :furious:  :spank:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: joeb on August 07, 2009, 11:39:51 am
FFS what a front bottom.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 07, 2009, 12:03:38 pm
nice start to the day..
if this is losing your aura, well i'll take that..


the batting looks like a team that hasn't ever had one  :lol:

good luck fellas.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on August 07, 2009, 12:08:36 pm
FFS. Has Bopara hit double figures yet?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 07, 2009, 12:10:36 pm
For whom the Bell tolls...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: benpritch on August 07, 2009, 12:11:01 pm
sheeeeiiittttttt
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: benpritch on August 07, 2009, 12:11:58 pm
aussies batting by lunch?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 07, 2009, 12:12:29 pm
A second series win in a row at the Oval?  Is it possible?  Oh and Colly, could you just, you know, save the innings again please mate?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 07, 2009, 12:28:49 pm
And Collingwood goes for 0 - arse...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 07, 2009, 12:29:25 pm
A second series win in a row at the Oval?  Is it possible?  Oh and Colly, could you just, you know, save the innings again please mate?

i doubt it at this rate...

Johnson startnig to look good. better late than never
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: galpinos on August 07, 2009, 12:35:58 pm

I think I might cry.  :'(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: joeb on August 07, 2009, 12:38:16 pm
cock what a day i'm off to trawl through the DFBWGC Thread to cheer myself (ahem) Up.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 07, 2009, 12:39:08 pm
Super, Super Fred, Super, Super Fred, Super...oh wait...Super Harmy?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: benpritch on August 07, 2009, 12:45:21 pm
come on stuart broad
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 07, 2009, 12:46:22 pm
cock what a day i'm off to trawl through the DFBWGC Thread to cheer myself (ahem) Up.

yeah, there's that bird who looks like Warney  :lol:

they'll be some pretty clean whites in the english locker this evening... that's if your not feilding..
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 07, 2009, 12:46:56 pm
Cook goes and renders a whole lot of text obsolete...

I am doing my best here to take heart from the fact that the Aussies are making the ball swing about - Anderson and Onions must be positively frothing at the mouth about it.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 07, 2009, 12:55:09 pm
Something fruity just came through the stump mic from Haddin to Broad - "watch your f*ckin ?helmet?" They just love Broad these Aussies...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 07, 2009, 12:59:47 pm
what a session.
bring back Monty!!!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 07, 2009, 01:01:59 pm
Something fruity just came through the stump mic from Haddin to Broad - "watch your f*ckin ?helmet?" They just love Broad these Aussies...

i think it was more like watch your fu*king elbow.

even on a plane, haddin couldn't reach Broads helmet.

reckon you'll get past 100 this innings?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 07, 2009, 01:04:30 pm
reckon you'll get past 100 this innings?

Got to make 100 minimum really - 150 would be beyond all expectation at the minute.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 07, 2009, 01:05:09 pm
Something fruity just came through the stump mic from Haddin to Broad - "watch your f*ckin ?helmet?" They just love Broad these Aussies...

i think it was more like watch your fu*king elbow.

even on a plane, haddin couldn't reach Broads helmet.

reckon you'll get past 100 this innings?

Easy, Harmy's back. And he's angry.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: joeb on August 07, 2009, 01:21:11 pm
Thank god for lunch times. We really need to dig in (understatement of the year) would love to see 150 on the scorecard so i'm going to cross everything including my testicles which after the DFBWGC thread seem to be curiously easier to cross than before. Let's hope the conditions hold out for our spell with the ball schhhhwing.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 07, 2009, 01:27:55 pm
Thank god for lunch times. We really need to dig in (understatement of the year) would love to see 150 on the scorecard so i'm going to cross everything including my testicles which after the DFBWGC thread seem to be curiously easier to cross than before. Let's hope the conditions hold out for our spell with the ball schhhhwing.

I think Aggers on TMS (I think) was right - maybe best to get out ASAP and give the aussies the same treatment they're giving us! Crazy morning..
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jim on August 07, 2009, 01:56:37 pm
come on stuart broad
lucky not to go for a duck. got 3 instead
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 07, 2009, 02:03:00 pm
And the 7th wicket falls with the score on 92 - close to 100 now but really really need another 50 on top of that which is not going to be easy given that the ball is still moving about an awful lot by all accounts.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 07, 2009, 02:23:32 pm
what a bouncer from Siddle.
well make that two!!!


i think its more poor batting rather than movement.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 07, 2009, 02:27:32 pm
Get to bed you!  :spank:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 07, 2009, 02:30:47 pm
Let him stay up Jasper - he won't be able to sleep with the sound of the death rattle that will soon be emanating from Headingley as Harmison et al steam into them.  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: joeb on August 07, 2009, 02:33:32 pm
All out lets see some trevor and simon action (if you didn't watch saturday morning kids TV round 15 years ago insert swing here) and give them the same treatment.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 07, 2009, 02:35:46 pm
Something fruity just came through the stump mic from Haddin to Broad - "watch your f*ckin ?helmet?" They just love Broad these Aussies...

i think it was more like watch your fu*king elbow.

even on a plane, haddin couldn't reach Broads helmet.

reckon you'll get past 100 this innings?

Easy, Harmy's back. And he's angry.

See.  Easy.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: galpinos on August 07, 2009, 02:38:07 pm

That first over showed them!  :o
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 07, 2009, 02:44:51 pm
great return to test cricket from harmy.
shame he can't do it anywhere else out of the north of england.......

what a first days play!! money well spent for those fortunate to be there.

you can stick your 20cashy in your crack i say.
this is real cricket my son.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 07, 2009, 03:12:25 pm
Let him stay up Jasper - he won't be able to sleep with the sound of the death rattle that will soon be emanating from Headingley as Harmison et al steam into them.  ;)

Yeah, thanks Brad,
i might stay up  a bit more. there's the fifty @ 8 runs an over.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 07, 2009, 03:12:57 pm
Just finished work put TMS on and thought, the convicts must have made a fair few as Ricky Butlins is still in. What on earth were England doing. Bet the ball wasn't swinging like it used to do at Headingly, this pitch has done sod all this season. It's also good to see Harmi carrying on where he left off for England. This is really going to spoil my journey home from Bristol - loosers.Reckon they've lost the ashes in under a day.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on August 07, 2009, 03:16:05 pm
Apart from the two batsmen scoring double figures, the rest of the team only just managed to score more than the extras.

Anyone know any good raindances?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: joeb on August 07, 2009, 03:22:22 pm
Of all the weekends for it to stop raining this was not it, balls to the forecast.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 07, 2009, 03:29:09 pm
at least you all finally get out to do some climbing...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 07, 2009, 03:37:42 pm
My dad and brother are going tomorrow and then my mum and dad are off on Sunday. That should gaurantee rain, no matter what met check says.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on August 07, 2009, 03:48:16 pm
Did England look light in the batting department right form the off or is it just me?

Bopara out of form,
Cook, out of form
Bell, Out of form.................


And Collingwood at 5!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on August 07, 2009, 04:00:39 pm
I wouldn't use the word "light" rather one that rhymes with it
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 07, 2009, 04:36:34 pm
Oh dear, oh dear. :-\
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: joeb on August 07, 2009, 04:39:41 pm
It's gone 4.30 everyones had a pint or 8, pitch invasion anyone.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on August 07, 2009, 05:12:11 pm
Come on England - the fightback starts here, into the tail now, new batsman at the crease etc etc!

That lanky girl's finally coming good...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 07, 2009, 05:14:47 pm
Who would have thought it - 3 wickets fall in a short space of time - makes it slightly more interesting at least...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 07, 2009, 08:13:22 pm
Just watched the five highlights - what an absolute nightmare. Thought the batting was hopeless - but the bowling.... How can supposedly international class bowlers get their length wrong by about six foot every ball? The insistance to ball short all the time at headingly - means they are either fuckwits or inept fuckwits. I hope Sir Geoff gives them a kicking tonight and let's them know how it's done.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: n_man on August 08, 2009, 12:29:56 am
Is it just me or does replacing an all rounder with a bowler not make sense? Especially on a results pitch when you don't really need 5 bowlers, the best batsman missing and the rest looking really poor and out of form.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 08, 2009, 11:01:52 am
Well day 2 of the Headingley test is under way - I wonder if the English bowlers will be able to bowl something approaching line and length today?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: benpritch on August 08, 2009, 11:36:08 am
not even close
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 08, 2009, 11:39:39 am
Onions & Swann?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: benpritch on August 08, 2009, 11:47:59 am
strangely compelled to watch this to see how bad it can get. so undisciplined it's untrue.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 08, 2009, 03:49:51 pm
Well after a turgid bowling display (Broad proving the exception to the rule by all accounts) England finally manage to bowl out the Aussies for 445 - a lead of 343.  :(

The only bright point of the day is that Norwich are 4-0 down after 19 minutes so at least there is someone in gold and green is getting a bloody good stuffing.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Sloper on August 08, 2009, 03:53:08 pm
What odds of the whole shooting match being wrapped up this evening? 5 : 1?

I wonder whose loathing of the local rivals is more intense the Ipswich / Norwich thing or Sunlun / Magpies?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 08, 2009, 06:55:31 pm
Feel sorry for anyone who has tickets for tomorrow.  2005 this aint.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: jern on August 13, 2009, 02:41:21 pm
Juvenile..yes. Funny...yes.

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01446/ashes_1446353i.jpg)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: robertostallioni on August 13, 2009, 02:54:29 pm
COCK
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2009/5/10/1241973060389/Ravi-Bopara-001.jpg)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 20, 2009, 11:01:49 am
Well here we go. England to bat. Gulp.......
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Sloper on August 20, 2009, 11:07:48 am
Due to the weather I'm off to the works for 12, and I expect England to be four down by the end of my session.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 20, 2009, 11:37:00 am
3 more to go then sloper.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 20, 2009, 11:38:29 am
I wondered how long it'd take for you to turn up.  :spank:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 20, 2009, 11:41:54 am
well when i saw england were batting, i figured it'd be before the first drinks break  :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 20, 2009, 11:49:41 am
The fact that Cook got out again playing at a slightly wider ball with no semblance of foot work really shouldn't be a surprise - he seems to like getting out like that the fucking muppet.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 20, 2009, 12:53:54 pm
100 up.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 20, 2009, 03:45:22 pm
Tea on day one and so far so good - well we haven't lost the Test match already.  Is it just me or does Trott seem to be perpetually snarling/gurning?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 20, 2009, 04:50:31 pm
Repeat in true Barmy Army fashion: "Ricky where's your spinner? Oh Ricky where's your spinner? Da da de dah." :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 20, 2009, 05:24:50 pm
247-6. Bollocks. Need Broad and Swann to play well otherwise we are staring down 300 all out
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 20, 2009, 05:29:44 pm
247-6. Bollocks. Need Broad and Swann to play well otherwise we are staring down 300 all out

Cock. hope we can stumble to 300+  .....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 20, 2009, 05:46:37 pm
Bollocks. Trott run out
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 20, 2009, 05:50:41 pm
great fielding by Katich.
Swann nearly done a few times already..
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 21, 2009, 12:21:27 am
Once again too much swiping at balls that should be left well alone has been the cause of our undoing. Love him or loathe him Boyks is right when he say that you should ignore the balls well outside off stump and all the short balls (listening to the TMS commentary of Johnson bowling to Bell when he was first in was the stuff of nightmares) and all the rest and make the bowlers try and get you out by bowling a decent wicket taking ball!  :rtfm:

As it is Swann is going to be bowling like a crack whore with a huge debt to pay tomorrow and it is up to the rest of the English bowlers to support him - we still have half a chance because we are bowling last but I we need to bowl well tomorrow and that includes every member of the bowling attack (you know who I mean).
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 21, 2009, 08:12:58 am
Errr...Harmy?  But he is super 100% reliable, hence his return to the squad.  Harmy's radar is so accurate they are going to bin Hawkeye and use the new "Harmeye" in future series.

Credit to Johnson and Punter though, good plans and good bowling set up a lot of these wickets.  Should be a good weekend.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 21, 2009, 09:17:31 am
As it is Swann is going to be bowling like a crack whore with a huge debt to pay tomorrow

 ;D  ;D

I now have a rather disturbing mental image of a derranged through the hedge backwards looking Graham Swann dressed up in whores clothes tottering down the wicket in high heels (good for digging up the rough) with dribbles of spunk down his inside leg... Whilst the umpire is fully blinged up pimp giving him encouraging slaps around the face whilst showing Swanny pictures of his family he is holding hostage until he works off his debt....

I considered sending this message to TMS...  :whistle:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 21, 2009, 09:39:51 am
Send it to cricinfo they appreciate that sort of thing.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 21, 2009, 10:16:41 am
I now have a rather disturbing mental image of a derranged through the hedge backwards looking Graham Swann dressed up in whores clothes tottering down the wicket in high heels (good for digging up the rough) with dribbles of spunk down his inside leg... Whilst the umpire is fully blinged up pimp giving him encouraging slaps around the face whilst showing Swanny pictures of his family he is holding hostage until he works off his debt....

tomtom - what colour is the sky in your worlod? I thought I had a pretty fucked up imagination but I bow down to you - the level of mental imagery that you have crammed into that post is quite disturbing...

I considered sending this message to TMS...  :whistle:

Do it! I will buy you multiple pints if Tuffers reads it out on air and beer for the rest of your life if Blowers does.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 21, 2009, 11:03:31 am
tomtom - what colour is the sky in your worlod?

sadly its blue...  though being in Manchester it is usually grey  ;)

My mind is that of a frustrated academic I'm afraid... my lucid ramblings are probably due to internal angst at not managing to get any work done due to the cricket, climbing and a strange addiction to football transfer gossip (which as a HCAFC fan is ultimately depressing). That and not having a puppy dog when I was a boy... and an incident with a hamster when at playschool...

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Do it! I will buy you multiple pints if Tuffers reads it out on air and beer for the rest of your life if Blowers does.

indeed, that would be a  :bow: moment truly. I'll wait for a weather break - which will come - and send in a toned down version (minus the spunk down the leg...)...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on August 21, 2009, 11:08:17 am
Anderson out for a duck
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on August 21, 2009, 11:12:28 am
Anderson's first ever duck!  54 tests without going quack..........
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on August 21, 2009, 11:29:29 am
332 all out. Wee bit of a tail shake.

hope for an early wicket or two.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomrix on August 21, 2009, 11:29:56 am
All out!! It's time for our boys to do the business with the ball! :bounce:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 21, 2009, 01:46:32 pm
rain  :-\ what happened to the forecast of dry weather?

well it wouldn't be an english summer of cricket without rain
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Drew on August 21, 2009, 02:16:35 pm
Oh dear God! I'm having to listen to the Test on TMS, and while they've stopped for rain, they're going through a whole bunch of queries about the laws. I can't believe how thick these guys are. Some of the questions are ridiculously simple, and they just aren't understanding the question being asked!

E.g. "Bowler bowls towards batter. Bowler steps over the line, thus it's a no-ball. Next ball is a free ball. Bowler bowls another no-ball, but this time it's over shoulder height. Batter assumes the next ball is also a free ball, smashes it, but is duly caught. Is he out?"

The Answer: Yes he's out, because it's not a free ball because it's only a free ball when the bowler overstep the line.

As far as I can tell, the actual question was, "because the free ball, was a no-ball, does that mean that the next ball is still a free ball, so that the batter actually has a free ball, rather than a no-ball, which is unplayable?"

Grrr, it irritates me not having Telly.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dr T on August 21, 2009, 03:02:37 pm
 :wave: ricky
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 21, 2009, 03:04:35 pm
Good stuff from Stuart Broad. He's had a lot of stick and seems to have responded in brilliant fashion.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 21, 2009, 03:09:40 pm
Make that 3 down - Broad strikes again!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 21, 2009, 03:12:35 pm
Three for 8 in sixteen balls. Who said Broad should be dropped!?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dr T on August 21, 2009, 03:15:36 pm
Three for 8 in sixteen balls. Who said Broad should be dropped!?
those who "know"...
probably those who write for the telegraph....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on August 21, 2009, 03:19:06 pm
I like the lad.  He's chipped in again with useful runs and now he takes three in short order including that grumpy little bastard Ponting.....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 21, 2009, 03:19:23 pm
Three for 8 in sixteen balls. Who said Broad should be dropped!?

Without going back a few pages didn't you jasper? I don't think I have but please feel free to prove me wrong.  ;)

And broad takes a 4th - get in!!!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 21, 2009, 03:22:23 pm
That's a massive wicket.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 21, 2009, 03:28:42 pm
Three for 8 in sixteen balls. Who said Broad should be dropped!?

Without going back a few pages didn't you jasper? I don't think I have but please feel free to prove me wrong.  ;)


No it wasn't you but it certainly wasn't me!


i would drop Broad for harmy, especially with the cloud of Fred's condition.


I think Broad did OK.



Obviously the selectors are not going to want to break up a winning team if there is any chance of not doing so but Broad looked pretty ineffective on the highlights last night so he is the one most likely to get dropped IMO.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dr T on August 21, 2009, 03:49:24 pm
there's another one...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 21, 2009, 03:52:51 pm
He's big, he's bad, he's better than his dad! Stuart Broad, Stuart Broad!   :bow: :bow: :bow:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: BB on August 21, 2009, 03:54:46 pm
Anyone know if i can watch it live streamed over t'internet?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 21, 2009, 03:55:53 pm
Apparently it hit bat first and then went on to hit the pad - having said that there were two bad decisions with wickets being taken from no balls in England's first innings.  :whistle:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 21, 2009, 03:56:15 pm
Anyone know if i can watch it live streamed over t'internet?

Pub!  :beer2:

Sorry not an answer to your question but 2nd best?

There's another!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on August 21, 2009, 04:04:29 pm
Five fer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dr T on August 21, 2009, 04:04:37 pm
five fer.....
(edit - late by seconds...)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 21, 2009, 04:07:22 pm
Odds for a follow on?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 21, 2009, 04:10:11 pm
Where's oldfella when you need him?

From 73/0 Australia are now 111/7 - Broad has taken 5 wickets for 18 runs from 40 balls - this is rather unbelievable to say the least.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 21, 2009, 04:15:30 pm
Odds for a follow on?
edited to add: As TMS note very little.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 21, 2009, 04:25:58 pm
8 down. Still 201 behind
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 21, 2009, 04:28:06 pm
Couple of comments from cricinfo

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"If we let England get the ashes back again from this position," spits Simon Tanner from Australia, "I don't think I am going to be able to watch another ashes match. This is ridiculous."

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"To counter Simon Tanner's comments," writes Jonathan Harris-Bass, our podcast-producer par excellence, "If we let Australia reclaim the ashes from this position, I'll be a tad peeved!"
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 21, 2009, 04:48:42 pm
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Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 21, 2009, 05:00:23 pm
9 down. Another poor decision apparently. Oh dear, how sad, never mind as Windsor would have said
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 21, 2009, 06:35:06 pm
England 34-2, and the pendulum swings back.  Gotta love Test cricket.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 21, 2009, 06:50:52 pm
39-3

We are still in the driving seat, 215 ahead with 7 wickets left
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 21, 2009, 06:54:43 pm
Collingwood's dismissal really should seal the end of his Test career for England - he has had a poor series all round and has been out of touch for a while. It is only because of injuries to KP and the badly misfiring Bopara that he is still in the side IMO but as one door closes another opens - Trott has the chance to really seal his place for the South Africa tour here.

48/3 the score stands at and the lead is currently 220 - another 100 on that score is going to make it interesting - 200 really should seal the deal given that Australia have to bat again on this wicket. Lets be honest though - I have no idea how this match is going to turn out at the minute.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 21, 2009, 06:57:02 pm
Just turned TMS on, whilst driving to derby wall. Is the pitch really bad or has it been dodgey batting? Not getting any sort of score in the second innings might just scare the convicts into thinking the pitch is umplayable, fingers crossed.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dr T on August 21, 2009, 07:40:13 pm
Lets be honest though - I have no idea how this match is going to turn out at the minute.

that's got to be the most honest quote on a sporting event ever....  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on August 21, 2009, 10:50:18 pm
OK, here's an honest appraisal from down under. When England got 300+ in the first innings I reckoned they had a considerable edge if the pitch was as fragile as reports suggested. As it turns out, I was right and even if England struggle in their second innings those first two sessions on Thursday after winning the toss may well prove to have decided the series.

Still, I look forward to the next 5-0 thrashing your lot will get when they come here next year!  :whistle: ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on August 21, 2009, 10:53:51 pm
58/3 already? Is that the most number of wickets in a session ever?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 21, 2009, 11:10:49 pm
oh dear oh deary me. if you lot can't get the ashes from this position you may as well set up 5 ovals through out south africa and move the MCC and the ECb down there permanently.

there are 2 key plays that will have given you the ashes.
1. giving and persisting with mitchell johnson the 2nd new ball at cardiff. when we couldn't seal the deal there.. that put you in contention
2. Broad with probably the most inspiring piece of bowling in ashes history yesterday. that was the stuff of legend.. that has sealed the deal


however likely it seems a forgone conclusion. perhaps 2 guys in the australian line up will produce a batting performance that has a fusion of boycs and bradman.

man of the match: Broad

player of the series

Hilfenhaus, M Clarke or North

no one really deserves it from england IMO, if freddy gets it, what a farce.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 22, 2009, 12:29:02 am
well it was an overstatement about broads bowling being the most inspiring in ashes history, but it is certainly up amongst the great performances
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy higginson on August 22, 2009, 01:00:23 am
Aussies and their excuses. Oh it's a fragile pitch, oh why don't you set up five ovals, oh the umpires. Gets a bit tired after a while. Nobody thought 300 was a decent first innings knock from England until today's collapse, and now all of a sudden the tune has changed to, well, if you will set up a disintegrating pitch then of course our batting's going to fall apart, whinge whinge whinge. I see Strauss has made it to 32 on the same pitch. Anyway, that's enough ranting from me, you boys man up and take it on the chin, I'm off to get married this afternoon.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 22, 2009, 08:06:35 am
no excuses from me.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 22, 2009, 09:27:13 am
no excuses from me.

Apart from the pitch and the Australian bowling??   :-\     

oh dear oh deary me. if you lot can't get the ashes from this position you may as well set up 5 ovals through out south africa and move the MCC and the ECb down there permanently.

there are 2 key plays that will have given you the ashes.
1. giving and persisting with mitchell johnson the 2nd new ball at cardiff. when we couldn't seal the deal there.. that put you in contention

I dunno, bloody winging cons.....

 ;)

Mind you still a day to go (It will not last beyond today, Shirley?) and lots can still change.... The slo-mo of the pitch breaking up under the bowling was pretty impressive....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 22, 2009, 09:55:52 am
The pitch is a real duffer but had the toss gone the other way then we would be under the cosh just as the Aussies are now and quite possibly in a worse position given how fragile our top order is.

Give oldfella his due he hasn't mentioned Rauf's seemingly inexplicable umpiring decisions - two lbw decisions that were never lbw's really haven't helped the Aussie cause - the decision to give North out was especially crucial as he has been outstanding in this series. Not sure if Rauf was also at the bowlers end for the three wickets given off no balls but regardless he has had an absolute shocker.

Man of the match (assuming that there are no further Hollywood twists of the tale in store) - Broad for sure - one of the most important fiver fer's he is likely ever to take and he did it bowling like he should be bowling - line and length - as Ben Dirs said in his column for the BBC "McGrath, if watching, mightn't have known whether to laugh or cry."

Man of the series - North would be a shoe in for my vote for man of the series if wailing and gnashing of teeth were the voting criteria that's for sure - he still gets it even if it doesn't.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 22, 2009, 10:59:02 am
Give oldfella his due he hasn't mentioned Rauf's seemingly inexplicable umpiring decisions - two lbw decisions that were never lbw's really haven't helped the Aussie cause - the decision to give North out was especially crucial as he has been outstanding in this series. Not sure if Rauf was also at the bowlers end for the three wickets given off no balls but regardless he has had an absolute shocker.


Naa, Rauf gives with one hand that he takes away with the other... 2 or 3 nailed on LBW appeals from Flintoff that were not given... Its Englands to loose now. COME ON!!!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 22, 2009, 11:11:39 am

Naa, Rauf gives with one hand that he takes away with the other... 2 or 3 nailed on LBW appeals from Flintoff that were not given... Its Englands to loose now. COME ON!!!

From memory there was one nailed on decision when Watson was not given out - the rest were marginal. Point taken though.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on August 22, 2009, 11:19:13 am
We're about to go out so I can't follow things this evening (it's 8.15pm here) but I think it's safe to say that Strauss is now the key for England. If he can put another decent knock together he can put this beyond Australia in a couple of hours and on his form this series you've got to rate his chances - he's definitely my choice for player of the series if they win this one btw.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 22, 2009, 11:40:16 am
my reference to the 5 ovals in south africa, is due to the ever increasing numbers of south aficans coming into your side,.

how many englishmen are on the field now  ;)  i'm surprised tony grieg wasn't call in to replace bopara.  :lol:

not the pitch condition!!!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 22, 2009, 11:46:52 am
Well Shane Watson was born in Ipswich, Hussey was born in Morley Michael Clarke was born in Liverpool and Hilfenhaus in Ulverston  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 22, 2009, 11:52:49 am
my reference to the 5 ovals in south africa, is due to the ever increasing numbers of south aficans coming into your side,.

I got it first time around but it is always good to make sure that all concerned realise what you are on about.

how many englishmen are on the field now  ;)

The two "Englishmen" that are currently out there are progressing nicely thanks.  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 22, 2009, 12:06:50 pm

The two "Englishmen" that are currently out there are progressing nicely thanks.  ;)

yeah Nasser and Gower are doing a good job in the booth. Not a patch on Sir Richie Benaud IMO.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 22, 2009, 12:55:02 pm
Well played Trott.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 22, 2009, 04:02:48 pm
Bloody hell - that must been one hell of a last hour in the afternoon session - sure that the lead was nowhere near 462 before I went to the shops.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: benpritch on August 22, 2009, 04:07:04 pm
Only a miracle can save the Aussies now.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dr T on August 22, 2009, 04:19:13 pm
500 lead is up
yay 
:thumbsup:
what money on a declearation when Trott hits his ton?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Joepicalli on August 22, 2009, 04:59:38 pm
I was just about say England should decalare and while I was typing they did.
Fingers crossed.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 22, 2009, 05:05:32 pm
Well it is going to take something special to see anything other than an England win here with the Aussies requiring a monumental 546 to retain the Ashes. I can't believe that it was less than 24 hours ago that I was sat here praying for no more wickets to fall before close of play after the third England wicket went down. It will also be interesting to see how the wicket plays as England have made it look easy today - Swann was positively dismissive of the Australian attack in equalling his highest test score of 63 from what I heard on TMS.

Congratulations to Trott as well who has surely sealed his place on the SA tour this winter with a very composed 119 on debut.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 22, 2009, 05:09:31 pm
So will Trott pick up an MBE a la Collingwood?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dr T on August 22, 2009, 05:20:07 pm
Congratulations to Trott as well who has surely sealed his place on the SA tour this winter with a very composed 119 on debut.

be nice to be home for Christmas  :-[
tee hee hee
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: cofe on August 22, 2009, 08:37:56 pm
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46249000/jpg/_46249783_punter226x170pa.jpg)

do you reckon he donned a rubber one-piece to complete the gimp look?

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 23, 2009, 11:21:43 am
Two early wickets has dispelled any nervousness I had this morning. The pitch finally seems to be misbehaving.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 23, 2009, 12:02:59 pm
Punter's last Test in England (potentially) though he'll want a big score, and Mr. Cricket is due a bit of luck....it would be unbelievable but records are there to be broken...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 23, 2009, 12:06:01 pm
Two early wickets has dispelled any nervousness I had this morning. The pitch finally seems to be misbehaving.

I know exactly what you mean about nerves - was a happy man when those two wickets fell.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 23, 2009, 01:28:28 pm
even though the outlook looks bleak, i'm still riveted to this match and the series.
a part of me still holds on to a glimmer of hope that we will get there.
if any team can do it, it is Australia.

i know you guys hate Ponting, but you have to admire his competitiveness and talent and as long as he is in there will be a chance he'll be a major obstacle to you lot regaining the ashes.

i love test cricket, and this series has shown the beauty of it in abundance.

big waddage to bluebrad for our discussions and if you're ever down this way, the beers & belays are coming your way  :beer2:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 23, 2009, 02:52:07 pm
With punter I don't think it's a matter of hate. I admire him and if he was english I'd like him, but he isn't. Just very glad to see the back of him today. He got a standing ovation coming on today - like the boos the hatred for punter is all pantomime.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 23, 2009, 03:15:19 pm
even though the outlook looks bleak, i'm still riveted to this match and the series.
a part of me still holds on to a glimmer of hope that we will get there.
if any team can do it, it is Australia.

i know you guys hate Ponting, but you have to admire his competitiveness and talent and as long as he is in there will be a chance he'll be a major obstacle to you lot regaining the ashes.

i love test cricket, and this series has shown the beauty of it in abundance.

big waddage to bluebrad for our discussions and if you're ever down this way, the beers & belays are coming your way  :beer2:

Two quick run outs and the match swings back in England's favour again after a fine half centuries from Ponting and Hussey had us doubting again. I actually thought that they were still debating Ponting's run out when I turned on the radio again only to find that Clarke was the man in the hot seat and was found wanting by a single frame of the replay camera.  :o

As for Ponting - anyone who says that they like cricket has to admit to liking (albeit in a most grudging fashion probably) for the very reasons that you have outlined. He is one of those players who you want to get out early - a gritty obdurate player who you are far happier seeing back in the Pavilion than out on the field. As Rich said it was good to hear that he got a positive reception at The Oval and while it can be passed off as pantomime stuff it still has no place in cricket IMO.

Big waddage to you too oldfella - been a pleasure and the same offer goes to you if you are ever this way - we do beer better BTW just in case you need any further reason to hit the Northern Hemisphere.  :beer2:

 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 23, 2009, 03:29:06 pm
Big waddage to you too oldfella - been a pleasure and the same offer goes to you if you are ever this way - we do beer better BTW just in case you need any further reason to hit the Northern Hemisphere.  :beer2:

ohh i know that too well. i thoroughly enjoyed 8 years of frequenting the sheafview. Now I have come back home to crap beer, crap pubs and not a pack of pork scratchings in sight. thank god i got the beach 800m from the front door and 28 degree weather in winter to make up for it..


Come on where's a typhoon when you need one  ;)

you lot had the pitch doctored, weather controlled and gave Strauss the heads up on the call using a one sided coin!!!

oh well, lets see if you can imporove on 5-0 whitewash next year.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 23, 2009, 03:36:18 pm
Hussey to get 150
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 23, 2009, 03:57:12 pm
you lot had the pitch doctored, weather controlled and gave Strauss the heads up on the call using a one sided coin!!!

Doesn't the away captain get first call? Ponting really should be sacked if he does and then can't figure out it's come up heads (or tails) everytime and adjusting accordingly!  ;)

oh well, lets see if you can imporove on 5-0 whitewash next year.

I liked your original spelling better so decided to keep it...  ;) I will comment more on whether we have a chance to better our last performance in about 15 months when I have had a chance to see what our line up looks like then and how many Saffers we can steal in that time. As it is you have the nucleus of a very good side with your current line up and 18 months is only going to improve your bowling attack as they are currently a bit green in terms of experience IMO.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 23, 2009, 04:08:56 pm
given the current english side,
they should get through customs REALLY quick on the upcoming tour of South Africa. should be cheap on accomodation too. lots of Mum's favorite dishes.

i'm sure there'll be of plenty of new british passports on offer.  :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 23, 2009, 04:33:52 pm
You two should get a room  ;)

Keep the banter up gents...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on August 23, 2009, 04:44:02 pm
On day one the pundits had 180 down as about the most a fourth innings could achieve and here we are with OZ 300 for 5!  Those two runouts are priceless.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 23, 2009, 05:25:12 pm
You two should get a room  ;)

Keep the banter up gents...

Feel free to volunteer as a chaperone if you are feeling lonely!

Seven down now.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 23, 2009, 05:32:36 pm
oh well,

congrats to you lot.  :beer1:

the short wait now begins till you venture down here for another battle over the urn
bear in mind the last time you won a test in Australia was in january 2003, and before that it was one match in 1999.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 23, 2009, 05:42:40 pm
But you has a good team back then  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 23, 2009, 05:52:50 pm
Won.  :beer2:

Yup - It'll be different over in Oz, but a real result, especially given the differences between the team now and in 2005... no KP... Freddy on crutches/steroids...

Hope the Aussie press doesnt give their side too hard a time (team selection etc..) because they really stuck at it, and today gave things a real go when most sides would have given up. If you were going to bet on anyone to make that last innings total it would be Australia...

Looking forward to my trip to Darwin in Oct now.. I'll have something good to tease the lads about  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 23, 2009, 05:55:57 pm
DaveC - Just to rub salt tin to the wound but don't you owe me a tenner for the bet we had ages ago. You bet a that we would win 2-0.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Joepicalli on August 23, 2009, 09:22:07 pm
But you has a good team back then  ;)
Had you been celebrating before this post?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on August 23, 2009, 10:37:46 pm
DaveC - Just to rub salt tin to the wound but don't you owe me a tenner for the bet we had ages ago. You bet a that we would win 2-0.

I thought I tipped England to win 2-1? :P

Anyway, the poms are well-deserved winners and my player of the series would be Strauss for keeping a cool head under pressure as captain, a superb knock at Lord's to set up the first win and several crucial innings in subsequent games.

It was good to see England raise their game in the last test without any significant contribution from the ever-overrated Flintoff btw! The guy averages low-30s with both bat & ball which is really nothing to write home about!!

This has been a series between two pretty mediocre sides (ours being the more mediocre) and while the Australians individually look better statistically, England had players who stepped up at decisive moments to prove the old adage that there are "lies, damned lies and then there's statistics!"

The most decisive period of the series? I'd like to nominate the last wicket pair for England at Cardiff for MBEs, if it wasn't for them the Ashes would have been successfully defended at Headingley!! ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 23, 2009, 10:50:24 pm
DaveC - Just to rub salt tin to the wound but don't you owe me a tenner for the bet we had ages ago. You bet a that we would win 2-0.

I thought I tipped England to win 2-1? :P

Anyway, the poms are well-deserved winners and my player of the series would be Strauss for keeping a cool head under pressure as captain, a superb knock at Lord's to set up the first win and several crucial innings in subsequent games.

It was good to see England raise their game in the last test without any significant contribution from the ever-overrated Flintoff btw! The guy averages low-30s with both bat & ball which is really nothing to write home about!!

This has been a series between two pretty mediocre sides (ours being the more mediocre) and while the Australians individually look better statistically, England had players who stepped up at decisive moments to prove the old adage that there are "lies, damned lies and then there's statistics!"

The most decisive period of the series? I'd like to nominate the last wicket pair for England at Cardiff for MBEs, if it wasn't for them the Ashes would have been successfully defended at Headingley!! ;)


 :agree: (but don't forget that throw from Flintoff today!..) and I'm a 'pom'....

Interesting blog on the old BBC about reaction/blame in Australia.... (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/nickbryant/)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on August 23, 2009, 11:14:51 pm
The problem with Nick Bryant is that he seems to regard the Murdoch-owned Sydney papers as the sum total of the "Australian media!" I have neither seen nor heard any of the "Great Ashes Heist" stuff he refers to in the Melbourne press.  :shrug:

I suspect he's not the only Australian correspondent from overseas media who is guilty of rarely straying more than 50 miles from the comfort of his Sydney harbourside apartment.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 24, 2009, 08:38:53 am
The problem with Nick Bryant is that he seems to regard the Murdoch-owned Sydney papers as the sum total of the "Australian media!" I have neither seen nor heard any of the "Great Ashes Heist" stuff he refers to in the Melbourne press.  :shrug:

I suspect he's not the only Australian correspondent from overseas media who is guilty of rarely straying more than 50 miles from the comfort of his Sydney harbourside apartment.


Yeah - I wondered how 'sensationalist' his article is - its partly pitched at what brits may want to hear. At the last min I changed article to blog in my post....

Was listening on the radio this AM, and by the sounds of things the Oz team cannot drop someone from being captain without dropping them from the team - which seems a bit harsh??
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on August 24, 2009, 08:55:07 am
The talkback radio here today has been interesting. Oddly it's been a mixture of ex-pat Brits and British journos & ex-cricketers who reckon England stole this one when they were clearly not the best side, while the locals have been surprisingly magnanimous.
As for the Australian captaincy, traditionally it goes to a senior batsman (or all-rounder) and stays with him until he retires. There have been a few exceptions (the last being Kim Hughes in 1984) but this has been the generally successful formula going right back to the days of Bill Woodfull and D.G. Bradman. Ponting's stats as captain have been inflated up until now by the successes when the likes of Hayden, Langer, Gilchrist, Warne & McGrath were in the side but they must be in freefall now after losing three of their last four series. The view here seems to be that he'll keep his job for the time being but there is a fair bit of agitation to change the selection panel and reduce Ponting's power to choose his team.
It will be interesting to see whether England build on this series win and avoid the nasty wake-up call the last side to visit Australia got 18 months on from winning the old urn!!
PS If Strauss isn't confirmed in the captaincy for the next couple of seasons I'll know your selectors are pretty much as stupid as ours BTW!!

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 24, 2009, 09:17:34 am
Unfortunately we visit the Saffers in the winter so I doubt if we will be building very much on this victory.

Although we did beat them last time we visited (2005 I think). A lot has changed since that visit, including us winning the Ashes twice :-)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on August 24, 2009, 09:57:17 am
given the current english side,
they should get through customs REALLY quick on the upcoming tour of South Africa. should be cheap on accomodation too. lots of Mum's favorite dishes.

i'm sure there'll be of plenty of new british passports on offer.  :lol:

Is all Australian Whine made with sour grapes?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 24, 2009, 12:04:32 pm
I'm not sour at all.
I thoroughly enjoyed the series. If you read my other posts you'd of  noticed.
Try your spam jokes somewhere else.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on August 24, 2009, 12:27:30 pm
Not spam jokes, just wind up jokes, same as yours. Thought you guys had a sense of humour, sorry.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on August 24, 2009, 12:34:36 pm
sorry chris, misinterpreted
just hoping for something a bit more original than the usual winging aussies sore losers blah blah,  :yawn:

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 24, 2009, 12:43:40 pm
I dont think the Aussies whinge Oldfella (well none that I've met do.. though you're press seem pretty harsh/petty - though that might just be a Murdoch thing), just that I've been called a whinging pom a few times when over there (never in a malicious way..) and so its fun to finally get a chance to use the saying back  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on August 24, 2009, 02:06:13 pm
I dont think the Aussies whinge Oldfella

Apart from Ponting, moans like an old fishwife.

Reminds me of an old joke though.

How do you know when a planeload of Brits has landed at Sydney airport?

You can hear the whining  long after the engines have been shut down.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on August 24, 2009, 02:20:10 pm
ALright Chris, Oldfella, stop it!
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Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 24, 2009, 02:34:56 pm
ALright Chris, Oldfella, stop it!

 ??? I wanted to tell the one about the Brit arriving at customs in Australia and being asked if he had any criminal convictions......  :whistle:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 24, 2009, 03:42:41 pm
Unfortunately we visit the Saffers in the winter so I doubt if we will be building very much on this victory.

We have two big problem areas at the minute - that of the No. 3 position and the overall make up of the bowling attack.

To resolve the No. 3 position I would drop Cook down a position and bring in a right handed opener in his place. He is a player that has quality (he scored a century on debut in India after arriving 24 hours earlier when he was plucked from the England A team IIRC) but he seems to have lost his way a bit so I would send him back to County cricket for the rest of the season. Get him back to Essex and let Gooch sort out his footwork which has been rather lacking for a good while now and when that is sorted he can come back. It is probably a bit late in the season to be doing this but if anyone can sort it out Gooch can.

The bowling is a bit more of a problem area - Broad is nailed on as the all rounder and Swann as the 1st choice spinner but the rest is open to offers as far as I can see. Anderson is probably secure in his place for the tour and when he is on form and has rhythm he is more than worthy of his place, Harmison was making some very non-committing noises about the tour of SA yesterday and I suspect that he will end up going but he is always a hit and miss sort of bowler (even more so overseas). Other than that the two obvious contenders are Onions and Sidebottom with Rashid as a probable replacement spinner - no one else appears to be tearing up any trees in either the first or second division in the County game.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on August 24, 2009, 03:51:49 pm
I'm a very happy (and a very hungover) man today - I was at the Oval yesterday, a mere 6 rows from the rope and also sat right next to the 'green and gold' of Merv's Aussie barmy army.

What great stuff - these are the days that make shambles like Headingley worthwhile.






Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 25, 2009, 10:30:20 am
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2009/aug/25/ashes-twitter-cricket-england-australia (http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2009/aug/25/ashes-twitter-cricket-england-australia)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Falling Down on August 25, 2009, 10:54:16 am
Good article  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: n_man on August 25, 2009, 11:20:18 am
sorry chris, misinterpreted
just hoping for something a bit more original than the usual winging aussies sore losers blah blah,  :yawn:

Given they are national characteristics you can't really be surprised that people have a go at them.

More importantly I've had a brilliant few days watching the Aussies lose at sport  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

1. The Ashes - beaten by an indifferent England side - say no more
2. All Blacks beating Aussies in Oz (despite two good tries being ruled out for the All Blacks)
3. Tall Blacks basketball team beating the Aussies by the biggest ever margin tonight


 :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo:

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 25, 2009, 03:41:17 pm
Nice to see SA Chris reach his ton of wad points. He's the Geoff Boycott of UKB having faced 7608 balls in making his century.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 25, 2009, 03:43:03 pm
Nice to see SA Chris reach his ton of wad points. He's the Geoff Boycott of UKB having faced 7608 balls in making his century.

well... that bear gag was well worth it  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: BB on August 25, 2009, 03:56:45 pm
Nice to see SA Chris reach his ton of wad points. He's the Geoff Boycott of UKB having faced 7608 balls in making his century.

Well deserved. He's been on tip top form of late.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on August 25, 2009, 04:11:04 pm
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/14/article-1094575-02CC7990000005DC-171_468x632.jpg)

It's been emotional.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 26, 2009, 12:06:18 am
Tim de Lisle posts yet another quality article (http://www.cricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/422030.html).
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: loz on August 26, 2009, 09:28:34 am

This is funny classic tomo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR7_KtW3Is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR7_KtW3Is)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 26, 2009, 09:50:12 am
Tim de Lisle posts yet another quality article (http://www.cricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/422030.html).

Good article that.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on August 26, 2009, 10:16:06 am
Tim de Lisle posts yet another quality article (http://www.cricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/422030.html).

Laser guided precision.

Hope they take Rashid to SA. Boy in form.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 26, 2009, 03:01:42 pm
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/england-slightly-less-appalling-than-australia-200908242003/ (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/england-slightly-less-appalling-than-australia-200908242003/)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 26, 2009, 03:07:49 pm
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/england-slightly-less-appalling-than-australia-200908242003/ (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/england-slightly-less-appalling-than-australia-200908242003/)

Gor bless the daily mash  :lol: Right at the end this made me LOL.. "England's Ashes victory also topped-off an appalling week for Scotland, coming just 48 hours after the country was dubbed 'Colonel Gadaffi's rent boy'."
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 26, 2009, 03:09:14 pm
Tim de Lisle posts yet another quality article (http://www.cricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/422030.html).

Let's hope that no Aussie whingers read it because they will accuse us of having 14 men on the filed  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: slackline on August 26, 2009, 05:34:58 pm
No directly related to the Ashes, but certainly about cricket.

Streaker gets taken out  :lol:

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-5/1180269/symonds.jpg)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 26, 2009, 08:09:53 pm
Hope they take Rashid to SA. Boy in form.

Australia's great leg spinner thinks Rashid should go (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/columnists/shane_warne/article6808518.ece). Wish he had opined a bit more on this as it strikes me that this would not be a conventional bowling attack for the SA wickets which tend to encourage a more "English" bowling attack of four quicks and a spinner to support them.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 28, 2009, 03:08:20 pm
I have 2 spare tickets for Sunday's T20 v The Aussies, anyone interested
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 28, 2009, 03:17:39 pm
 :furious:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 31, 2009, 06:03:37 pm
Well Jasper, are you still angry. Got to see 22 overs out of 40 played. No refunds and we got wet. And I am off there again tomorrow, I am a glutton for punishment.

Was quite good fun though, the crowd had obviously spent their Sunday lunchtime doing what Sunday lunchtimes are meant for ie drinking. I had a very loud pissed Geordie sat behind me, I enjoyed that banter. There was a big bunch of Aussies sat a few feet away and someone spotted a Merv Hughes lookalike "Fuck me it's Merv Hughes" went up. Only it was him. Pissed Geordies starts singing "Who's shagging yer missus" as this is what Merv used to sledge the batsmen on tour. Only problem was Merv's wife apparently died fairly recently. Whoops, big clanger. Geordie goes to apologise, Merv tells him to fuck off. Great fun
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Aussiegav on September 19, 2009, 12:55:16 pm
anyone think you'll avoid 7-0 whitewash?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 24, 2009, 10:05:33 am
I reckon so.  ;)


Top article for all dads. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/sep/24/cricket-retirement-father-son)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on September 24, 2009, 10:58:17 am
How long before you are spotting JS Jnr and giving him bad beta, hoping he won't burn you off?

Great stuff.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 24, 2009, 11:12:42 am
By about age 10 if he carries on being interested in it I reckon.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on October 02, 2009, 04:48:09 pm
Aussies look a bit panicky in the ODI  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on October 29, 2010, 03:00:15 pm
This bleeding country needs to grow a sense of humour:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11650729 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11650729)

 :wank:

All together now!

Oh I’d rather be an Aussie than a Pom,
I’d rather be an Aussie than a Pom,
Oh I’d rather be an Aussie,
I’d rather be an Aussie,
I’d rather be an Aussie than a Pom!

*ducks in expectation of fierce puntering*

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on October 29, 2010, 03:10:12 pm
Is oldfella still about? Usually appears out the woodwork at this time.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: slackline on October 29, 2010, 03:17:31 pm
This bleeding country Westminster Council needs to grow a sense of humour:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11650729 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11650729)

They don't represent the view of the nation I'm afraid.  In fact there's quite a proportion of the UK who couldn't give a shit about cricket.

Quite a funny stunt really, given the Ashes themselves never actually leave the MCC museum.  ::)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on November 18, 2010, 09:03:11 pm
Watching the warm up match at Hobart vs Australia A.  The burning question before the off at the Gabba for the England selectors has got to be Pietersen.  Surely you can't pick him?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on November 18, 2010, 09:42:36 pm
No comment, surely this must be a send up?

Sky Sports Ashes Advert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWaOI2WTuGY#ws)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: robertostallioni on November 18, 2010, 09:49:13 pm
You've got your own...
Australian Pride! :) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d99LOvK4JE&feature=related#)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on November 18, 2010, 10:54:25 pm
In fact there's quite a proportion of the UK who couldn't give a shit about cricket.

You are correct but not many of them post on a thread about cricket :-)

I for one give a massive shit about cricket and in particular the Ashes and am expecting lots of stupidly late nights/early mornings over the next few months listening/watching the Ashes.

Anyway less of the sensible discussion and back to the ridiculously OTT Convict-baiting  ;) Looking forward to Punter being the first ever Convict captain to losing 3 out of 4 Ashes.

I reckon KP is worth keeping in as he is a wild card and the Convicts are genuinely scared of him. Remember the Oval in 2005.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on November 19, 2010, 07:57:49 am
I for one give a massive shit about cricket and in particular the Ashes and am expecting lots of stupidly late nights/early mornings over the next few months listening/watching the Ashes.
Me too I love cricket well test/county cricket not so much a fan of the one day or twenty/20.
I can't wait for the ashes to start. I will be spending most of my mornings at work watching the ball by ball updates from the BBC.

Its about time we did one over the convicts down there.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on November 19, 2010, 08:51:53 am
ITV 4 have highlights every night at 10pm
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: slackline on November 19, 2010, 08:59:38 am
In fact there's quite a proportion of the UK who couldn't give a shit about cricket.

You are correct but not many of them post on a thread about cricket :-)

I didn't give any indication as to whether I was or wasn't interested in cricket.  I like climbing but recognise that there is quite a proportion of the UK who couldn't give a shit about it.

I was correcting Boblings assertion that the whole country needs to get a sense of humour about the stunt by some Australians of projecting onto the houses of parliament.  Whilst it may have riled some ardent fans, it was Westminster Council who made an issue of it.  Regardless, non-cricket fans would have been indifferent and those fans who weren't riled by it likely found it amusing.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on November 19, 2010, 10:38:12 am
ITV 4 have highlights every night at 10pm
I got sky sports :)
I get to enjoy Botham calling them convicts during the commentary. Warne complaining how shit the Aussies are and Nassar Hussain gettting the piss taken out of him constantly.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on November 19, 2010, 11:02:56 am
I do remember the Oval 2005, but reckon Eoin Morgan is the man to play that part this time round.  Keppers just looks completely out of form. 

Slackers - I realise it was just Westminster City Council, but was anticipating how the news would be received down under where they would not make such distinctions.  I was also a bit grumpy about being back in England (still am in fact).

On a side note what has happened to Mark Nicholas, has he gone native?   He does comentary on all Aussie matches it seems but only the England matches where we are playing Aussie.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on November 19, 2010, 11:48:17 am
Nicholas emigrated out here about the same time I moved back 5 years ago. He's got Benaud's old job heading up Channel 9's local coverage.

As far as this series goes, we're in fairly crappy shape now with pretty ordinary leadership, friction amongst some senior players (seems to be some opposition to the idea of Michael Clarke being the next captain - he's not all that popular by some accounts!) and not a lot of good form around - although Mitchell Johnson has 121 and 5-35 in his current Shield match and Hussey just notched up a century in the same game.

Your lot could help us out with a little Harmison-style homesickness and Pieterson could be the arrogant twat and get himself out a few times and we might just scrape a drawn series!

Pessimistic? Moi? :whistle:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on November 23, 2010, 03:54:12 pm
For those wanting some SCIENCE behind the Ashes......

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2948013/enso-ashes.pdf (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2948013/enso-ashes.pdf)

:)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Drew on November 25, 2010, 12:10:19 am
The first morning of the first test and England are in difficulties.

I thought it quite apt to quote the first post. Not the start we wanted really.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on November 25, 2010, 08:52:08 am
The more the meejah talk England up, the further they fall.  Still, it's only day one I guess  :whistle:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: grumpycrumpy on November 25, 2010, 05:57:25 pm
 :agree:  Early days ......   
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on November 25, 2010, 08:17:42 pm
I stayed up late night to listen to the first few overs and then eventually retired to bed with TMS in the headphones. This resulted in some excellent cricket dreams, including:

a) I bowled Ricky Ponting out
b) I woke up and England had made 819/8

Anyway... In praise of having TMS back in my life - while I was dropping off Geoffrey and Jim Maxwell were on and on rare form. Geoffrey was on about uncovered pitches and the corridor-of-you-know-what within 5 minutes, and Jim reckoned that Trott's preparations before facing a ball had "more movements than a Dvorak symphony...". Genius!

Sadly I can't listen tonight, but look forward to waking up tomorrow to find us batting again having skittled them out for 150...you might think I'm mad, but scores in the last Gabba test were 262, 75 and 96 respectively.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ausdomestic-2010/engine/match/474025.html (http://www.espncricinfo.com/ausdomestic-2010/engine/match/474025.html)

Come on England!



 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: robertostallioni on November 25, 2010, 08:38:48 pm
Obvious, but we won't know where we are until both sides have batted once. First innings may not be as wonk as made out. or it might.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on November 25, 2010, 09:26:07 pm
 :agree: completely. Forecast says there should be some cloud cover today, 60% humidity and a chance of some rain. With similar conditions lets see how our bowlers do.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on November 25, 2010, 09:40:33 pm
Bloody Warney picks it again saying Siddle was the man for the job.  Not a terrible showing IMHO.  Good to see KP got some on the board despite my misgivings.   A really good contest though, let's hope the rest of the series provides the same amount of excitement  :thumbsup:.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on November 26, 2010, 12:01:57 am
Its ready to start again, reckon I will be watching until 'lunch' ie 2am.

No ball by Broad first ball.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on November 26, 2010, 12:24:21 am
Good start by the English.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on November 26, 2010, 12:31:51 am
Good start by the English.

Apparently p2p.eu allows you to watch it with about a 5 second delay.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on November 27, 2010, 12:10:28 am
Damn you fiendish review system  :devangel:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on November 27, 2010, 12:25:02 am
How come Jimmy hasn't takesen a wicket yet ? Beaten the bat so many times
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on November 28, 2010, 12:22:12 am
Christ, can we have some sanity back after that JCM thread?  Strauss and Cookie looking good.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on November 28, 2010, 01:43:27 am
aye, not a bad play by the lads there.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on November 28, 2010, 06:41:47 am
At 305-1 with Strauss the only man out (for 110- a great captain's knock) and Cook and Trott going along nicely, England are now pretty much safe from defeat and with a little enterprise (and some last day turn to help Swann) could pull off an unlikely win. Who'd have thought it?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 28, 2010, 09:41:07 am
Too right. Couldn't believe the score I woke up to this morning!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on November 28, 2010, 11:13:41 am
Tuned in and heard the last couple of overs before lunch and was pretty happy that we had made it without losing a wicket but to go the whole day with only losing the one wicket was a damn fine effort. Strauss seems to be maintaining the defensive position at the minute but with the lead standing at 80 odd and a flat track to bat on it's understandable.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 28, 2010, 11:34:52 am
Highlights here.

http://tinyurl.com/35snw8x (http://tinyurl.com/35snw8x)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on November 29, 2010, 12:04:31 am
Dare we be optomistic that we could actually win this. Get the lead up to 250-300 by halfway through the second session then have a go at them  :-\
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on November 29, 2010, 12:06:13 am
Yeah Ricky, you have been messing around with the field and you took 3rd slip out, Cook would have been a goner. Ypu're a great captan there mate.  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on November 29, 2010, 02:06:18 am
Fookin' hell 439-1 at lunch with a lead of 218. Partnership is 251. Loads of records falling. WTF is going on. Alarm clock set for 5am just in case it's worth getting up to watch the Cons getting humilated.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on November 29, 2010, 03:51:03 am
Some of us over here suspected this sort of thing could happen (including some members of the press.) Australia simply does not have bowlers who can winkle out good batsmen on unhelpful pitches anymore (a-la Warne in Adelaide 4 years ago.) The biggest disappointment is Mitchell Johnson who ha salways been a bit hot-and-cold but seems to have settled at a distinctly tepid level!
I started this series thinking England could win it 2-1 with Australia's win likely to be in Brisbane but on the back of a draw in this game I'll change my prediction to 2-0.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on November 29, 2010, 08:17:05 am
 :thumbsup: whoop whoop :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on November 29, 2010, 09:28:27 pm
I'm going to stick my neck out here and give a series prediction.  Another draw at Adelaide, England win at Perth, Oz get a consolation series leveller at the G and it all shapes up for a thrilling showdown in Sydney.  I am not going to say who wins that one  8)  Can't help but feel sad for KP, runs for the taking and he didn't get off the launch pad  :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: grumpycrumpy on November 30, 2010, 07:49:30 am
I can't believe Strauss declared ..... Should have carried on till the finish ..... Pietersen would have got another knock with no pressure to perform brilliantly and the Cons bowlers would have been completely fucked both physically and mentally ....... Exactly the state  we want them in for for friday morning ....... 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on November 30, 2010, 11:58:28 am
I can't believe Strauss declared ..... Should have carried on till the finish ..... Pietersen would have got another knock with no pressure to perform brilliantly and the Cons bowlers would have been completely fucked both physically and mentally ....... Exactly the state  we want them in for for friday morning .......

I don't think so somehow. Cook & Trott would have spent a couple of hours facing the world-class bowling of Katich, Hussey and even Ponting himself if Strauss hadn't declared. It was worth seeing if the Oz batting was paying attention.

Bobling's prediction for the remainder of the series is perfectly reasonable but I would make England favourites to win in Sydney as they have the better spin bowlers and it always turns at the SCG.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: grumpycrumpy on November 30, 2010, 06:03:01 pm
I can't believe Strauss declared ..... Should have carried on till the finish ..... Pietersen would have got another knock with no pressure to perform brilliantly and the Cons bowlers would have been completely fucked both physically and mentally ....... Exactly the state  we want them in for for friday morning .......

I don't think so somehow. Cook & Trott would have spent a couple of hours facing the world-class bowling of Katich, Hussey and even Ponting himself if Strauss hadn't declared. It was worth seeing if the Oz batting was paying attention.



Hmmmmm  :-\ ......
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 03, 2010, 12:13:44 am
Two gone in the first over - go on Jimmie! ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: dontfollowme on December 03, 2010, 12:15:25 am
This makes for the WC fiasco :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 03, 2010, 12:17:00 am
you can keep the world cup as another one goes... Convicts 2 fer 3
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 03, 2010, 01:07:31 am
Recovered a bit now, 43/3. But still pretty damned good start. Punter out for a golden duck though, it doesn't get much better than that.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 03, 2010, 07:36:15 am
What a great day. Well done England.
245 all out aussies
Anderson 4
Broad 1
Finn 1
Swann 2

England 0-0 after one over at end of play.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 03, 2010, 07:42:54 am
What a day - three early wickets, two nearly played on's, a dropped catch, a fight back from the Aussies and that was the just the first session! England take the initiative back, panic seems to set in and the Aussies are all out for 245 leaving England to survive the one over they have to face which they do with no alarms. As if that wasn't enough Punter has a little bicker with Strauss as the teams leave the field - you have gotta love the Ashes.

Graeme - Strauss leg bye to the first ball - England 1-0.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on December 03, 2010, 08:55:19 am
Recovered a bit now, 43/3. But still pretty damned good start. Punter out for a golden duck though, it doesn't get much better than that.

I came back from a gig and turned it on and saw it was 0-1 and thought "Oh that's good news" before going to bed.  If only I'd watched for ONE MORE BALL! :-[
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 04, 2010, 08:24:33 am
Another good day
ended 317-2 with
cook 136 not out
Pietersen 85 not out

Strauss went for 1 and Trott went for 78
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 04, 2010, 10:00:08 am
I think this picture sums it up quite well
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50294000/jpg/_50294787_punter466.jpg)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on December 04, 2010, 10:08:23 am
(http://republiquecricket.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/punter.jpg?w=419&h=270)

I think the above is a bit unfair - (but funny so hey!) & I've got alot of admiration for Punter, he gets his head down and gets on with it (golden pair that is!) and has stuck through alot more shit than most would have...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 04, 2010, 11:47:26 am
Complaining about excessive sledging is a bit fucking rich though!  :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on December 04, 2010, 11:52:51 am
Complaining about excessive sledging is a bit fucking rich though!  :lol:

Yes - but that is a brilliant sign that they're losing it (spelt correctly!)
Implosion awaits...

I seem to have problems sleeping at the moment, and after lying awake in bed for an hour or so last night got up and watched the afternoon session... great stuff - they really were scratching around trying to find a way through... Lets hope Swann can mop them up in the 2nd innings... If we go 1 up - then they have to win two in order to get the ashes back,... thats a big big ask...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 04, 2010, 12:53:16 pm
If we go 1 up - then they have to win two in order to get the ashes back,... thats a big big ask...

My thoughts were running on a very similar sort of track last night - if we win two tests we retain the Ashes. Considering at the time the aussie bowlers were sticking to a line of wide outside off stump in an effort to concede as few runs as possible and possibly tempt Cook\Trott into chasing a wide one and getting out it really was a rather English way of thinking about things.  ???
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on December 05, 2010, 12:35:58 am
Aussie bookies have England at 5/4 to retain the urn which tells you all you need to know about things are going at the moment.

Good start today. Two centurions at the crease. Crack on and hopefully only bat once this test.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on December 05, 2010, 12:38:21 am
Cook gone. I'll leave this thread alone now.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 05, 2010, 01:47:53 am
Cook gone. I'll leave this thread alone now.

No real harm done. 428-3. KP has his ton (well 144 at the moment), Collie is on 34 and looking good (good Mackem lad) and Punter's field placing are totally perlexing the TMS crew as well as the Convicts who are commentating on the live stream that I am not watching.

Looking good I think.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on December 05, 2010, 02:01:41 am
No real harm done. 428-3. KP has his ton (well 144 at the moment), Collie is on 34 and looking good (good Mackem lad) and Punter's field placing are totally perlexing the TMS crew as well as the Convicts who are commentating on the live stream that I am not watching.

Looking good I think.

Ok I'm back. Colly & KP looking comfortable. Channel 9 commentators are clutching at straws big time. KP 150 with a crisp 4. Good to hear Chappell talking about "England's rampage".
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on December 05, 2010, 11:29:12 am
Doctor, doctor, help me!  I'm beginning to feel sorry for the convicts..........  :whistle:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on December 05, 2010, 07:52:59 pm
What's happened to the Aussies?  They look like Bangladesh!

I haven't put up a song/chant for a while so time for a rousing chorus of

"Are you Scotland?
Are you Scotland?
Are you Scotland in disguise?"
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on December 05, 2010, 10:35:53 pm
Dont forget it starts at 11:30 tonight - to try and make up time lost yesterday...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 05, 2010, 11:24:22 pm
What's happened to the Aussies?  They look like Bangladesh!

I haven't put up a song/chant for a while so time for a rousing chorus of

"Are you Scotland?
Are you Scotland?
Are you Scotland in disguise?"

Please don't be rude to the Cons, Scotland lost to Afghanistan yesterday. I like to think the Cons are more like Namibia at the moment :-)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 05, 2010, 11:25:34 pm
What's happened to the Aussies?  They look like Bangladesh!

The bottom line is that teams which have a golden generation, often have to accept a huge hangover afterwards. It happened after the Chappell/Lillee/Marsh era over here and the collapse of West Indian cricket after their golden age (1976-94) was so bad they have never looked like recovering since!
It's quite funny seeing how many people over here simply cannot accept that India, South Africa and England now have better players than we do and have learned to match our coaching and other support systems.
Denial is not a river in Africa!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 05, 2010, 11:34:50 pm
Point well made there Dave - the Windies collapse was made worse by the internal infighting that had been largely suppressed during their golden era and by other sports taking over the mantle of top sport for the up and coming generation. The rise of basketball and the money that could be made compared to cricket at that time hit the Windies very hard IIRC.

No sign of the declaration yet - surprising given the forecast for tomorrow.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on December 05, 2010, 11:59:00 pm
kp out, but he's played a blinder! 227!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 06, 2010, 12:25:52 am
Declaration is made on 620\5 - the Aussies need 375 just to make England bat again.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: RAK Punter on December 06, 2010, 05:46:46 am
Declaration is made on 620\5 - the Aussies need 375 just to make England bat again.

But the English weather has come to rescue the Aussies  :(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 06, 2010, 07:59:55 am
I watched till England declared laast night Bell was batting really well when we declared and a good review by prior. I think The review was just for the sake of it as well.

Pietersen taking a wicket is brilliant. Great performance with bat and ball :)
Lets hope the weather holds out and we can get the cons out early doors tonight.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 06, 2010, 09:31:23 am
I watched till England declared laast night Bell was batting really well when we declared and a good review by prior. I think The review was just for the sake of it as well.

Pietersen taking a wicket is brilliant. Great performance with bat and ball :)
Lets hope the weather holds out and we can get the cons out early doors tonight.

Just watched the highlights - can't believe we needed a review for Clarke, he was halfway back to the dressing room. Massive inside edge
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 06, 2010, 09:02:01 pm
To his credit, Clarke apologised for hesitating before he walked. Nice ploy from Strauss to throw on a part-timer at the end of the day. Only the weather - or a Hussey-led miracle - can save us now I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 06, 2010, 09:13:44 pm
Sorry you misunderstood. I wasn't blaming Clark, he walked straight away but the umpire didn't raise the finger so Clark turned round and waited for the review
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on December 06, 2010, 09:26:27 pm
Perfect last night  - watched until declared.. then got up and saw the last 4 overs  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on December 06, 2010, 10:32:58 pm
Beeb news just had a shot of a journo in a bright and non-raining Adelaide  :thumbsup:  though that could mean my series prediction goes off the rails at the first possible opportunity... :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on December 06, 2010, 10:59:00 pm
Yup - local forecasts show clear - but with showers emerging in the afternoon. Another early start too according to the BBC... 1/2 hour to go!  :bounce:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on December 06, 2010, 11:13:39 pm
Sounds like Broad may miss the rest of the series (Twitter and press rumours) he's certainly out of the rest of this match. Who instead? Two spinners?? With wickets like these...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 06, 2010, 11:23:47 pm
Sky sports just confirmed about broad out for the series.

Monty?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 07, 2010, 12:23:23 am
Broad must be gutted - by all accounts he has been bowling really well with not much reward.

As to his replacement - from the BBC website:

"After this match England play Victoria in a three-day game in Melbourne, which Michael Vaughan predicts will be a three-way shoot-out between Tim Bresnan, Ajmal Shahzad and Chris Tremlett for Broad's place at Perth."

Aussies are 6 down now following a gem of a ball from Anderson - into the tail now so hopefully we can wrap this up quickly now.

Make that seven - Anderson on a hat trick.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 07, 2010, 12:29:53 am
Make that 286 for 8, should be wrapped up well before lunch - class!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 07, 2010, 12:33:52 am
I did think about editing the edited post...  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 07, 2010, 01:01:41 am
And it's all over - England 1-0 up in the series with Swann taking a five-fer in the second innings.

Ian Chappell made an interesting point on TMS - Australia are going to miss Katich a lot more than England are going to miss Broad. Also made a few comments about the Aussie bowling attack not really looking like they have got it in them to win two tests.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 07, 2010, 01:02:46 am
The fat lass is out on the pitch and giving it her all. Get in.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bungle. on December 07, 2010, 04:25:19 am
 :great:

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5086/5239525819_a284ce3078.jpg)


Graeme you should have come out to watch .......

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5207/5239527117_bfd82732ac.jpg)
e
Although ill be back in the UK in a week for christmas ......good to see the weather is looking good !
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Adam Lincoln on December 07, 2010, 10:19:04 am
 :dance1:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on December 07, 2010, 10:25:12 am
 :agree: with Adam, but that's no where near triumphalist enough...

 :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :beer1: :thumbsup: :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 07, 2010, 10:49:14 am
:great:

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5086/5239525819_a284ce3078.jpg)


Graeme you should have come out to watch .......

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5207/5239527117_bfd82732ac.jpg)
e
Although ill be back in the UK in a week for christmas ......good to see the weather is looking good !

Yeah I should have come out but with Sam being in the States and percy on paternity someone has to count the cash.

Make sure you have enough time for a beer when you are across. Maybe you will miss the shite weather this time round
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 07, 2010, 10:50:58 am
 :agree:
Think this is truely a YYFY moment

:dance1: :bounce: :beer2: :pissed: :dance1:



(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50322000/jpg/_50322437_ponting466getty.jpg)
 :boohoo:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 07, 2010, 11:01:54 am
Amazing. A proper  :spank: in their own back yard.  :bow:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on December 07, 2010, 04:45:48 pm
:agree: with Adam, but that's no where near triumphalist enough...

 :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :beer1: :thumbsup: :lol:

They've got to win two now......  :) :) :)

What was great about it was that we out Australianed the Australians.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 07, 2010, 08:37:25 pm
Amazing. A proper  :spank: in their own back yard.  :bow:

...and thoroughly deserved. You can hear the sound of knives being sharpened quite clearly over here.

We have near monsoon weather now all down the east side of the continent - including Adelaide (a major 'la nina' event is underway), so Perth may be the last opportunity to get a result and all the momentum makes England a clear favourite.

PS Trivia Alert! It was Australia's worst defeat at Adelaide since WG Grace led England to an innings win in 1892!

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 07, 2010, 09:28:52 pm
Trivia is what cricket is all about.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 07, 2010, 09:51:38 pm
Trivia is what cricket is all about.

I have every edition of Wisden Almanac since 1976 (first one was my 13th birthday present!) I just love cricket trivia.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on December 07, 2010, 11:14:59 pm
Good song heard for the first time today (by me).  To the tune of "Love will tear you apart again".

Swanny...Swanny will tear you apart again!
Swanny...Swanny will tear you apart again!

 :beer1: :beer2: :pissed: :alky:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 07, 2010, 11:18:35 pm
I wonder if the Barmy Army have a full rendition of that classic rather than just the chorus.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 07, 2010, 11:20:36 pm
Trivia is what cricket is all about.

I have every edition of Wisden Almanac since 1976 (first one was my 13th birthday present!) I just love cricket trivia.

So you will be aware of just how many records we have already broken in 2 Test matches :-)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 08, 2010, 01:34:18 am
Good song heard for the first time today (by me).  To the tune of "Love will tear you apart again".

Swanny...Swanny will tear you apart again!
Swanny...Swanny will tear you apart again!


It was most amusing hearing Simon Hughes trying to explain this to CMJ the other night... Think it was fair to say that Joy Division passed CMJ by quite comprehensively.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: grumpycrumpy on December 08, 2010, 08:23:06 am
I just loved the fact that the Aussies were praying for rain ...... The irony  :great:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on December 08, 2010, 09:24:44 am
Good song heard for the first time today (by me).  To the tune of "Love will tear you apart again".

Swanny...Swanny will tear you apart again!
Swanny...Swanny will tear you apart again!


It was most amusing hearing Simon Hughes trying to explain this to CMJ the other night... Think it was fair to say that Joy Division passed CMJ by quite comprehensively.

....along with the rest of popular culture methinks.....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: slackline on December 08, 2010, 10:57:14 am
I just loved the fact that the Aussies were praying for rain ...... The irony  :great:

Nothing unusual about that, they're always praying for rain as they don't have enough.  Hell they've even built desalination plants in Perth 'cause there's not enough fresh water!  :P
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 08, 2010, 11:55:15 am
Good song heard for the first time today (by me).  To the tune of "Love will tear you apart again".

Swanny...Swanny will tear you apart again!
Swanny...Swanny will tear you apart again!


It was most amusing hearing Simon Hughes trying to explain this to CMJ the other night... Think it was fair to say that Joy Division passed CMJ by quite comprehensively.

....along with the rest of popular culture methinks.....

I have heard that CMJ is a total whizz with the quoting system though...  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on December 08, 2010, 12:37:53 pm
Good song heard for the first time today (by me).  To the tune of "Love will tear you apart again".

Swanny...Swanny will tear you apart again!
Swanny...Swanny will tear you apart again!


It was most amusing hearing Simon Hughes trying to explain this to CMJ the other night... Think it was fair to say that Joy Division passed CMJ by quite comprehensively.

....along with the rest of popular culture methinks.....

I have heard that CMJ is a total whizz with the quoting system though...  ;)
  Damn!  You shag one sheep.....  :spank:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 09, 2010, 05:05:57 pm
The Australians really are getting desperate, calling for Warne to come out of retirement. Hilarious.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 09, 2010, 08:55:13 pm
The Australians really are getting desperate, calling for Warne to come out of retirement. Hilarious.

I actually haven't seen or heard a single call for Warne to come out of retirement other than one or two tongue-in-cheek comments on commercial radio and they don't count. I'm guessing a few media outfits have seen somebody on Twat-ter suggesting it and decided that it constitutes news. The Australian media are as bad at what they do as the cricket team seem to be at what they are supposed to be doing!
Still, as you say, it's good for a laugh.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 09, 2010, 10:16:23 pm
It is all to do with the bringbackwarne (http://bringbackwarne.com) website that has been set up by some desperate Aussie and then the English media have picked upon it and are running with it for all they are worth. More details from cricinfo here. (http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2010-11/content/current/story/490964.html)

(http://tinyurl.com/34f86hm)

The amount in the pot has gone up a bit but I don't think the fat spinner will be tempted yet...  :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 12, 2010, 08:59:35 pm
An excellent piece in the local papers over here about the cyclical nature of the game.

http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/back-to-the-dark-ages-20101210-18stl.html (http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/back-to-the-dark-ages-20101210-18stl.html)

As it says, Australia's great achievement was to stay on top for so long, although I would add that the Windies were dominant for even longer beforehand (1976 - 94.)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on December 16, 2010, 04:45:25 am
Lunch on Day 1 and another good start from England. Strauss dropped a chance and Ponting edged straight through a vacant 4th slip region. Neither of which have cost us any runs for change. Collingwood took a stunning catch off Punter and Priors catch off Watsons pocket (given out but referred and oveturned) was its equal. Tremletts ball to Hughes was a brillant.
Mr Cricket still at the crease so the Aussies will be hopeful for a herculean effort from him if the rest stick around. How do you get him out?
Australia are 65/4 with Tremlett looking very good and Anderson seemingly not affected from his trip North.
Top four Aussie batsmen looked woeful. You can almost see the axe hanging over Punter.
Looks a good choice by Strauss to have had a bowl lets hope it continues to do a bit through the afternoon.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: grumpycrumpy on December 16, 2010, 09:08:19 am
268 all out ...... Siddle sounded like he was getting into his stride ......
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 16, 2010, 09:21:44 am
Good runs scored by the tail for the Aussies - 113 runs scored by the last four batsmen which gives them something to bowl at anyway.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 16, 2010, 08:46:39 pm
Good decision to bowl first by Strauss, if there's a green tinge to the WACA pitch you just have to let your quicks have an early crack. Wasn't so much tail-end resistance from Australia either, Hussey & Haddin in the middle order have looked the best batting combination for much of the series so far and Johnson's runs were a bonus (he does have a test century against S.Africa to his name btw) but we'd all be happier over here if he could remember how to bowl properly!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on December 16, 2010, 09:33:39 pm
Good to see Mitchell back in the team and having a bit of fun.  I never really realised just how HUGE Tremlett was before, he's massive :o

If Punter got hit by a bus and you had to pick a new Aussie captain right now would Michael Clarke still get it?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 16, 2010, 09:51:48 pm
If Punter got hit by a bus and you had to pick a new Aussie captain right now would Michael Clarke still get it? I'm thinking Hussey or Watson myself.
:agree:


If you're all after a bit of fun at our expense, make your contributions here...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/infographics/storify.htm?id=aussie-cricketers-wacaed (http://www.abc.net.au/news/infographics/storify.htm?id=aussie-cricketers-wacaed)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on December 16, 2010, 10:15:42 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on December 17, 2010, 03:12:52 am
Good start from Strauss and Cook. Strauss played a lovelly edge between keeper and first slip who appeared to be playing a private game of "you catch it".
Hilfenhaus is bowling well and swinging it some. Johnson is bowling fast and straight but zero swing due to his scrambled seem.
Cook has now scored more runs this series than any player did in the entire last series.
75/0
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on December 17, 2010, 03:36:46 am
Opened my big mouth too early again. 82/3. Johnson finding some swing here.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on December 17, 2010, 07:19:34 am
Bugger, woke up to watch bell and 3 tail enders to disappear for 5 or 6 runs............

Still its game on from the Aussies point of view...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on December 17, 2010, 08:45:53 am
Good to see Mitchell back in the team and having a bit of fun.
I didn't mean that much fun Mitchell  :-\

Sad to see Bell out like that...he must be kicking himself. 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 17, 2010, 09:20:51 pm
(http://forums.tlsconline.com/images/smilies/tumbleweed.gif)



 :whistle:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on December 18, 2010, 08:01:15 am
C'mon England to retain the Ashes!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on December 18, 2010, 08:41:36 am
Cook and Strauss gone - KP walks to the crease on a pair...Mitchell get's stuck into the Barmy Army...it's all happening!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 18, 2010, 08:58:09 am
KP off the mark at least - a 200 partnership would be nice.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on December 18, 2010, 09:08:08 am
WE could do with these two just staying there really
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: robertostallioni on December 18, 2010, 09:23:31 am
KP off the mark at least - a 200 partnership would be nice.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on December 18, 2010, 10:04:24 am
 :'(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 18, 2010, 10:16:15 am
KP off the mark at least - any partnership would be nice.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 19, 2010, 12:23:49 pm
Sat down to have a look at the cricket this afternoon having missed the first hour and there's some Attenborough thing on! Found myself having a flashback to the 90s when this sort of thing happened all the time. Anyway, I still reckon the poms will retain the Ashes and quite possibly win the series - IMHO they still have the better and more consistent team, it's as much about having less weak links than the Australians as anything, but I'll still allow myself a minor celebration just this once...(http://forums.tlsconline.com/images/smilies/jig.gif)

PS Is it me or have Australia v England test series become just the most superb contests in recent years (2006-07 excepted.)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 19, 2010, 12:59:03 pm
Capitulation springs to mind as the word to describe the performance in this test - a truly awful show from England but it was lost as much as anything on the first day when we allowed the Aussies back in after having them at 69\5.

Having said that England have become a bad team overnight and overall they are the better team of the two from 1-11 as Dave points out. Also got to agree with Agger's assessment (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/9302457.stm) that Collingwood should be dropped for Bresnan - OK Collie took a blinder of a catch but looking back over the test as a whole I would rather have had a gritty fifty plus out of him.

PS Is it me or have Australia v England test series become just the most superb contests in recent years (2006-07 excepted.)


The Ashes have been rather good over the last few years (with the obvious exception as noted) and although it pains me slightly to admit it, it will probably be a better series overall with the win for the Aussies today.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 26, 2010, 07:33:16 am
Well after Perth I thought maybe I was wrong about our cricket team over here but ....!
98 All Out and England 138-0, Adelaide service resumed...(http://forums.tlsconline.com/images/smilies/facepalmua8.gif)

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 26, 2010, 07:44:25 am
Been watching bits all night. The England seamers bowled fantastic.
Strays and cook are looking confident but the bowls are not threatening them. Saying that the spinner just bowled a couple of dangerous balls.

Come on England bring the ashes home
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on December 26, 2010, 09:43:48 am
A good positive reaction after the last debacle, hopefully we can put a monsterous lead on the board and avoid having to bat again till the last test  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Adam Lincoln on December 26, 2010, 09:54:20 am
 :dance1:   :dance1:  :dance1:  :dance1:  :dance1:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: ksjs on December 26, 2010, 11:03:08 am
the only thing that will stop England retaining the Ashes now is a huge second innings effort from Aus where Ponting and Clarke score well overdue double centuries and then England get skittled out for a sub 100 score. or of course theres always the weather.

i just cant see it though: this series has had a ring of the end of an era for the Australians about it. bar Mitchell J's efforts last outing, Mike Hussey's spectacular form and not forgetting Siddle's hat-trick and of course Shane Watson's general solidity Australia have been dire. in fact not dissimilar to Pakistan's inability to find some discipline and consistency in their batting despite giftedness.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on December 26, 2010, 11:04:13 am
:dance1:   :dance1:  :dance1:  :dance1:  :dance1:

May I just add.......

 :jaw: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on December 26, 2010, 11:03:09 pm
I swear I woke up this morning and a cat was chasing a dog. What the heck is going on??

They've just replied a bit of Boyc's commentary after the end of the Aussie innings:

"...ohhh 98 all out, I feel so sorry for Australia - I'm wiping away the tears as I speak..."

Someone give that man a medal!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: grumpycrumpy on December 27, 2010, 12:00:03 pm
A good positive reaction after the last debacle, hopefully we can put a monsterous lead on the board and avoid having to bat again till the last test  :thumbsup:

444-5 ....... Looks like it's on the cards .....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Moo on December 27, 2010, 05:32:01 pm
ING GERLAND ING GERLAND ING GERLAND NAAAA NAAAA   
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on December 27, 2010, 08:46:18 pm
Declare with a lead of 350 and embarrass them at the crease again, with the chance of maybe having to score a few ourselves? Or get a few more runs and finish them off?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Moo on December 27, 2010, 09:23:47 pm
declare as soon as its safe cause they will defo be playing for a draw
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 27, 2010, 09:28:24 pm
Here's a tip: England will add a few quick runs to get 400 ahead his morning (it's Tuesday here) then go for the innings win inside three days - and I suspect they'll get it too! It would be well-deserved, particularly after Ponting's latest display of petulance. I almost get a perverse pleasure out of watching him getting his arse kicked these days.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on December 27, 2010, 10:41:19 pm
Atherton reckon we'll bat until nearly tea so we can to get a lead of 500 plus so we've got a good 2 and a Bit days to get em out
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 28, 2010, 01:26:07 am
Atherton reckon we'll bat until nearly tea so we can to get a lead of 500 plus so we've got a good 2 and a Bit days to get em out...

...of which they'll need less than three sessions if recent form is any indication! ::)


Hang on, just realized that England are all out for 513 so it's 8 sessions to save the game and/or 400+ just to make England bat again ......my above statement still stands then.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 28, 2010, 08:31:21 am
Aus 169 for 6, punter only made 20. Absolute class
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: grumpycrumpy on December 28, 2010, 09:44:40 am
Australia only need 246 to catch us up ..... Be nice to see them do it ........
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on December 28, 2010, 11:36:57 am
They're coming home, they're coming home, they're coming, Ashes coming home!  :great:  What I would give to get to the G and hear the Barmy Army roaring away, it was loud enough in 2005/6 when we were there and getting hammered, I imagine there's going to be a lot of Poms making their way from the furthest corners of Victoria.

Shame to see Punter having such a hard time, he's been such a brilliant cricketer over the years.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on December 28, 2010, 11:02:03 pm
They're coming home, they're coming home, they're coming, Ashes coming home!  :great:  What I would give to get to the G and hear the Barmy Army roaring away, it was loud enough in 2005/6 when we were there and getting hammered, I imagine there's going to be a lot of Poms making their way from the furthest corners of Victoria.

Shame to see Punter having such a hard time, he's been such a brilliant cricketer over the years.

He is undoubtedly a great cricketer but he's not exactly gracious in defeat or competition is he ? In sharp contrast to Haddin who made a point of shaking Trotts hand at the close of play yesterday.
Live by the sword ...
Bottle of The Wine Society Old Vine Zinfandel open, duvet on the settee, I'm really looking forward to the next couple of hours  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 28, 2010, 11:41:02 pm
First wicket of the day down in only the second over. Can of lager in hand, day off work tomorrow, tms on radio and the ashes retained.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on December 28, 2010, 11:55:17 pm
Similar, quality!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 29, 2010, 07:59:31 am
OK, for what it's worth I do hope our lot don't manage to draw the series in Sydney, there is no way that England don't deserve an outright win on the back of their preparation and general approach to this series. There have been two occasions when any of the last 5 sides to visit here would have mentally collapsed and given Australia a decisive edge - after their first innings batting in Brisbane and then after the Perth test - but instead they raised their game and shrugged off the home side with considerable aplomb! Strauss and Flower stand comparison with the Border/Simpson combination that led Australia out of the mid-80s depression IMO.  :bow:


Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Sloper on December 30, 2010, 09:55:03 am
Punter is out for the last test, will he play again?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on December 30, 2010, 10:24:46 am
What a difference a series makes!  Doesn't this seem like an age ago "dont forget to pack the urn" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11650729? (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11650729?)  I'm suprised that Clarke has got the captaincy. He has seemed as lacklustre as Ricky for most of the series, though maybe Cricket Australia are puntering Punter for his hissy fit in the last test.   Whatever Punter's departure must mark the end of an era for the Aussies, time for them to rebuild. And who on earth is his replacement?  I would have expected Phil Jacques or someone.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on December 30, 2010, 11:15:52 am
Punter is out for the last test, will he play again?

Is this the same finger injury he had before the previous test?  Or is it too bad to play all of a sudden?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 30, 2010, 11:39:45 am
Class little thought from the Mash "Meanwhile Australians are today facing up to the harsh reality that if they are no longer any good at sport they may be forced to develop some sort of culture."
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 30, 2010, 12:35:54 pm
 :lol:
Just showed that to the mrs (English, public school educated, graduate of St Martins College of the Arts) and her response was "FAT FUCKING CHANCE!!!"

I tell you, she may be a bit posh but she can hurl abuse with the best of them!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on January 04, 2011, 10:55:59 am
Watching the highlights of the first day of the SCG.  Seems we have good Mitchell this test  :devangel:.  Michael Clarke comes out to bat to boos - can an Aussie tell us what he did wrong apart from forget how to score runs?

Strange to think if the Aussies win this test the series will be 2-2 even though England have retained the Ashes and, according to popular opinion, have dominated the whole series.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on January 04, 2011, 10:58:17 am
*Posting error passing mod feel free to delete*
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on January 05, 2011, 11:35:57 am
Well I reckon that barring some kind of Bothamesque miracle the series win is in the bag.

Wow, who'd have thought 2 innings victories Down Under with the possibility of a third.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on January 05, 2011, 11:37:37 am
...and is there no end to Bell's brilliance......  :whistle:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on January 05, 2011, 11:58:49 am
Well I reckon that barring some kind of Bothamesque miracle the series win is in the bag.

...and let's be frank, it's been well-deserved. I'll even throw in another  :bow: to emphasise the point.

Wow, who'd have thought 2 innings victories Down Under with the possibility of a third.

Enjoy it now because it get's boring after the first 15 years or so...... :P
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: grumpycrumpy on January 05, 2011, 12:20:04 pm
...and is there no end to Bell's brilliance luck ......  :whistle:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on January 05, 2011, 12:27:30 pm
...and is there no end to Bell's brilliance luck ......  :whistle:

Indeed.  To coin a phrase, it was nearly Bell's end.......  ::)

I'm here all week....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on January 05, 2011, 01:41:03 pm
Fantastic once again!

Just a shame Cook didn't quite make it to a 2nd double hundred in the series, to be one of only 2 Englishmen to achieve the feat!

I think they need to let Prior/Bresnan/Swann smack it about and get them in after the morning session with a nice 250+ lead on the board!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on January 05, 2011, 04:25:52 pm
I think we should make as many runs now as possible, supposed to be a sod to bat on, on the final day.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Control freak on January 05, 2011, 11:41:24 pm
Off to the SCG now to watch our boys crush  :thumbsup: - day 4 has started well
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on January 06, 2011, 07:54:05 am
... day 4 has started well

...and continued well right to the end from the look of it!!

Here's a good early piece on the truly dire condition of the national team:
http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2010-11/content/current/story/495622.html (http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2010-11/content/current/story/495622.html)

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on January 06, 2011, 09:13:21 am
Nervously watched the last few overs back 'home' after leaving the SGC early to get a ticket for tomorrow. What a fuck up that would've been if they'd finished it tonight. Can't wait for tomorrow.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Control freak on January 06, 2011, 11:10:22 am
No need for a ticket for tomorrow - free entry for all so make sure you get in early
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on January 06, 2011, 11:32:56 am
Don't bother taking lunch either :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: galpinos on January 06, 2011, 11:34:02 am
Don't bother taking lunch either :)

A liquid lunch will hopefully be the order of the day.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on January 06, 2011, 11:36:29 am
Very jealous of you being able to see this in the flesh. It'll be another late night tonight.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: slackline on January 06, 2011, 11:58:18 am
No need for a ticket for tomorrow - free entry for all so make sure you get in early

I was going to question whether thats such a good idea due to the potential for over-crowding and crushing, but upon reflection I'd imagine the natives won't be bothering to go along.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: galpinos on January 06, 2011, 01:09:37 pm

I'd imagine there'll be as many native fans as there were in 1932.....

(http://www.espncricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/68500/68554.jpg)

With England needing one run for a ten wicket victory he apparently shouted, "You'll never get 'em..."
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on January 06, 2011, 01:39:14 pm
Plattsy'll be there.. lucky sod...

Its been an odd test for me, as since monday I've had some sort of puking flu, and been unable to sleep for most nights (until 4 hours last night). This has the fortunate bonus of me being able to stay up and watch the cricket all night - thuogh the downside is often in a pretty delerious/semi-concious state.. From what i remember its been great to watch - loads of great contests... Hussey vs Swann this afternoon was fantastic, Swann has done so much this tour just tightening things up at the other end to let the seamers get on with it.

Last night I started noticing the sheer professionalism of the England side in how they nursed the ball - unless it was to save runs EVERY member of the squad picked the ball up by the seam - then it was returned to 'dry hands' Cook to polish up on one side to get that reverse swing going.. Fielding really sharp - all talking, geeing each other on etc.. Cook, Swann and (I hate to say as he wasnt my fave) Bell have done very well - but theres been no swash buckling balls out individual performances - its all been steady, good team work.. And how good to hear the media talking about the envitable collapse and its in the context of the Australians!

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rp on January 06, 2011, 08:38:54 pm
put a few quid on england to win series in nov. haven't watched any of it due to work and lack of sky. been cool to have something interesting to listen out for on the news in morning though. cook man of series. william hill owes me some cash. i genuienly feel sorry for ponting (really).
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on January 06, 2011, 09:05:26 pm
OK, I'm a long-time supporter of Australian cricket (been watching them for over 35 years that I can remember) and I can say with all honesty that this is the worst performance I have ever seen by a team from here in all that time - including during the Packer era (1977-79) when pretty much the whole first choice team were banned. I would also say that the England team have looked the best prepared and best organised side I have seen visiting here since the West Indies teams of the early-mid '80s. Except for the blip when they mis-read the pitch at Perth they have been relentless, ruthless and completely on top of their collective game.

I suspect we're in for a barren few years over here, which may prove terminal for the game as the competition to get the best youngsters in sport is pretty hot (we have four codes of professional football for starters!)
To use a metaphor, it really is extraordinary how quickly an apparently impregnable fortress can be pulled down once the first breach is made.

Anyway, congrats and enjoy!

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on January 06, 2011, 09:13:48 pm
I'm watching the highlights and Shane Watson has just broken my epicfailometer  :o :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Control freak on January 06, 2011, 09:34:57 pm
No need for a ticket for tomorrow - free entry for all so make sure you get in early

I was going to question whether thats such a good idea due to the potential for over-crowding and crushing, but upon reflection I'd imagine the natives won't be bothering to go along.

I should have said no need to buy a ticket - youll still need one but all remaining seats are free (and its an all seated venue). My Bad
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on January 06, 2011, 11:45:22 pm
BTW, my composite team of the series is 10 of England with Hussey replacing Collingwood at 5 or 6.
Strauss (c), Cook, Trott, Pieterson, Hussey, Bell, Prior (W), Swann, Bresnan, Anderson, Tremlett.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: robertostallioni on January 06, 2011, 11:51:26 pm
Good skills. I completely agree. Maybe I'd just edge Broad in for Hussey.  :shrug:  :whistle: :-* :'( :lol: :alky: :-[ :P ::) ;D ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on January 07, 2011, 12:28:20 am
first wicket of the night down. nearly there now.
what do you call an Australian with a bottle of champagne? A waiter.
What do you call an Australian who can catch? An angler 

etc etc  :beer2:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on January 07, 2011, 12:41:43 am
Australia have bollinger... but he's a player, nothing celebratory.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on January 07, 2011, 12:44:05 am
Just Beer to go now then :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on January 07, 2011, 12:49:56 am
Beer before (sparkling) wine, feeling fine...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on January 07, 2011, 12:53:11 am
Good effort by Smith - really giving it a go
Did you hear Shane Warne on Beer ?
"He'd make a great number 12"
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on January 07, 2011, 07:37:07 am
Just back from what has been an amazing 5 days of sport. I've never been and watched all 5 days of a test before and frankly I'm not sure I'd do all 5 days again. Hats off to the supporters who have travelled and been to most of the days played. That is some effort indeed (especially putting up with the poor offerings at the bar).
Reading the program from this test there is an interesting paragraph or two on the preparation England have done which was news to me. The English used a pro-batter machine with an attached video wall which can show the bowling action of any bowler and mimic their delivery. They also batted in conditions where they were bombarded with noise to get used to the atmosphere the grounds will produce. Heated indoor nets sessions so medical staff could assess who would cramp up most. Also something mentioned by Tomtom. According to the program it's Paul Collingwood but none the less they identified those players who have the least sweaty hands in hot conditions and would throw to that player more often than not in order to help keep the ball dry which helps it reverse swing. How does the saying go preparation prevents piss poor performance. Well, shit, they went to town on that one. Chapeau to Andy Flower and Andy Strauss.
For England the future is very bright indeed. With more good fast bowlers than we know what to do with and a top class spinner with I suspect the lad Rashid in the wings waiting too. The batsmen all seem settled, save Collywood, and more composed than I've seen them before. For Australia there is some serious work to be done and Warne thinks it'll take a couple of years which I think is very optimistic.
It was nice to see Colly get a special send off. I think he's been a great player for us.
No sprinkler dance alas but I suspect I might pull a few out later on tonight.
One last thing. Kerry O'Keefe is my new favourite cricket radio commentator. He alone has got my girlfriend interested in cricket. Well listening to him talk about cricket.  ;D
Off for a few beers.  :beer1: :beer1: :beer2: :beer2: :pissed:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on January 07, 2011, 08:54:35 am
Appliance of SCIENCE. Great result.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on January 07, 2011, 09:05:55 am
Just back from what has been an amazing 5 days of sport. I've never been and watched all 5 days of a test before

A well deserved wad for that Plattsy. Wish I was there to share a beer or twelve with everyone  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Bobling on January 07, 2011, 10:33:22 am
What a series!  To everyone who is out there enjoying it now make the most of it!  My wife and I traipsed round Oz in 2005/6 watching us get thrashed over and over again, it was only after two months of cricket watching when we finally got to cheer an England victory (and that was in an ODI vs NZ, in Hobart).   Happy days though, it's a great country to watch cricket in.  Kerry O'Keefe and Jim Maxwell on ABC are cracking aren't they - I wish they'd have Kerry on TMS too.  We spent many happy hours in our camper driving hundreds of k's with them for company.

The video below helped us finally work out the words to the Mitchell song, it's been in my head ever since, well he did bait them, what did he expect?  I would have given my right arm to be there with them watching him trudge off after his Golden Duck.

Mitchell Johnson Song (before Golden Duck) SCG 6/01/11 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LE34IjoZBs#)



Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: slackline on January 07, 2011, 01:14:55 pm
@theashes was @theashes (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/06/theashes_makes_it_to_the_ashes/)  :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on January 07, 2011, 02:11:59 pm
Oh so sweet... You'll enjoy reading this!

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/reasons-why-poms-wont-win/story-e6frey50-1225955985591 (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/reasons-why-poms-wont-win/story-e6frey50-1225955985591)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on January 07, 2011, 02:54:26 pm
@theashes was @theashes (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/06/theashes_makes_it_to_the_ashes/)  :lol:

I hate the internet
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on January 07, 2011, 04:02:35 pm
Oh so sweet... You'll enjoy reading this!

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/reasons-why-poms-wont-win/story-e6frey50-1225955985591 (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/reasons-why-poms-wont-win/story-e6frey50-1225955985591)

....remind me not to get any tips for the 4.45 at Haydock from that man......
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on January 07, 2011, 09:23:37 pm
Just got in. It's 8:18am local time. Huff. Won $300 in the oxygen rich casino. Felt great when I left and quickly deteriorated shotrly there after. They tried sneaking very short measures of JD past us too.   :pissed:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on January 07, 2011, 09:57:53 pm
Quality photo in The Australian.
(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/01/07/1225983/927687-thrashed-on.jpg)
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/sport/thrashed-on-and-off-the-field/story-e6frg7rx-1225983869391 (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/sport/thrashed-on-and-off-the-field/story-e6frg7rx-1225983869391)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Duma on January 08, 2011, 01:15:27 am
just to say I've just finished a week of nights - never have I been so glad to work shift. A good mate was often visible in the crowd shots too.
All together now...
He bowls to the left,
He bowls to the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight,
That Mitchell Johnson,
His bowling his shite.

So pleased to follow england cricket at the mo  (my folks are RSA), fear for us next summer tho...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on January 08, 2011, 01:34:50 am
Oh so sweet... You'll enjoy reading this!

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/reasons-why-poms-wont-win/story-e6frey50-1225955985591 (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/reasons-why-poms-wont-win/story-e6frey50-1225955985591)

The Daily Telegraph over here is a local Sydney bog-paper in the Murdoch stable and that piece pretty much reflects the standard of journalism at all Murdoch papers over here. I might consider wiping my arse with it but Rupert would have to pay me first! Honestly, just how big a fuckwit do you have to be to write that kind of crap! It's almost enough to make me revert to supporting my country of birth old chaps!! :furious:


Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: grumpycrumpy on January 08, 2011, 09:12:57 am
Quality photo in The Australian.
(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/01/07/1225983/927687-thrashed-on.jpg)
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/sport/thrashed-on-and-off-the-field/story-e6frg7rx-1225983869391 (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/sport/thrashed-on-and-off-the-field/story-e6frg7rx-1225983869391)

I find myself really intrigued as to what kind of vehicle they're driving ........
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: robertostallioni on January 08, 2011, 09:15:42 am
looks like a Porch.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on January 08, 2011, 11:59:28 am
Quality delivery from Hilfy during Englands innings at the SCG.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_eYcR8OGhU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_eYcR8OGhU)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on January 12, 2011, 11:15:18 am
could we be on for a Twenty20 win?
chasing 157 we are currently 99 for 4 off 11.5 overs.

should be in the bag?
I am not a big fan of the 1 day stuff but it is always nice to see England beat the aussies
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 12, 2011, 11:34:31 am
could we be on for a Twenty20 win?
chasing 157 we are currently 99 for 4 off 11.5 overs.

should be in the bag?
I am not a big fan of the 1 day stuff but it is always nice to see England beat the aussies

You might have spoke too soon.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on January 12, 2011, 11:47:05 am
Four runs off the last over - hopefully it is in the bag...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 12, 2011, 11:52:24 am
What a finish!
England pinch it  :dance1:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on January 12, 2011, 11:58:13 am
What a finish!
England pinch it  :dance1:

Love beating them Aussies, especially when it's so close and they think they've nicked it.....  :P
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on January 12, 2011, 03:39:08 pm
nice win for England.

Now win the one day series come home have a bus tour a few quiet drinks (:alky: :pissed: :pissed: :beer1: :beer2: :pissed: :alky: etc) get honoured by the queen leave the aussies well and truely  :spank:. Jobs a good un!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on January 12, 2011, 03:45:59 pm
Details of some special offers for the summer here.
http://www.ecb.co.uk/tickets/offers-and-alerts/ (http://www.ecb.co.uk/tickets/offers-and-alerts/)
Mainly get kid's ticket free if you buy an adult (ticket that is)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on January 13, 2011, 10:47:55 pm
Englands mind set from the start was refreshing. No fear, untempered assault on the bowling which was great to watch. More of the same please.
The Channel 9 commentators thought they'd won it. Getting all excited and then "pop" went their balloon. Poor Watto couldn't give a monkeys about his man of the match award afterwards in the interview.
England now hold the record for the most Twenty/20 wins in a row.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: BigRInOz on January 24, 2011, 11:21:26 pm
Amazing how quiet this thread became as soon as the boys down under started winning ie from the second 20-20 onwards..........
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on January 24, 2011, 11:47:12 pm
Amazing how quiet this thread became as soon as the boys down under started winning ie from the second 20-20 onwards..........

Or alternatively as soon as "cricket that matters" finished at the end of the final test?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on January 26, 2011, 04:03:35 pm
 :agree: What he said!  This pyjama wearing nonsense is only glorified rounders.....harrumph   :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on January 28, 2011, 02:48:32 pm
YYFY


Next Ashes as per norm in England in 2013

Next Ashes down under in 2013/2014 (instead of 2014/2015) meaning 10 consectutive Ashes Tests.

And then the next home Ashes in 2016

3 Ashes series in 3 Years

http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2010-11/content/current/story/498610.html (http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2010-11/content/current/story/498610.html)

;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on February 27, 2011, 06:27:25 pm
As I said previously not a huge fan of the one day game like t20 even less ... but I watched most of the game today.
What a game. It swung both ways. A tie is probably a fair result

Strauss put in a captains innings (158 from 145 balls).
Anderson was expensive 91 from 9.5 overs and just 1 wicket. Bresnan went for 48 runs from 10 overs and took 5 wickets.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on March 02, 2011, 08:34:27 pm
I believe the word of the day here in Australia is "schadenfreude"..... :jab:














 :tumble:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 03, 2011, 09:02:34 am
Move along. Nothing to see here......  :whistle:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on March 11, 2011, 03:13:55 pm
After a stirring win against the Saffers it's a bit disappointing listening on TMS to the Bangladeshis easing towards what looks like a nailed on win. That chap extras seems to be scoring steadily too.

Maybe a magical bresnan spell can get rid of Shakib and Kayes  :please:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on March 11, 2011, 09:18:41 pm
After a stirring win against the Saffers it's a bit disappointing listening on TMS to the Bangladeshis easing towards what looks like a nailed on win. That chap extras seems to be scoring steadily too.

Maybe a magical bresnan spell can get rid of Shakib and Kayes  :please:

Fair play to the Tigers, won it fair and square - as the Guardian OBO put it, "England have lost this, won it, and now they've lost it again...". That over from Jimmy was unforgivable, all that filth chucked down the leg side.



Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on March 17, 2011, 12:48:28 pm
Interestingly poised against West Indies - reckon it's looking like a decent total.

Just hope we can skittle Chris Gayle out cheaply. Come on England!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on March 17, 2011, 01:00:54 pm
40 short of a competitive total by my reckoning but it is not out of the question that we can scrape through to the next round...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on March 17, 2011, 02:42:52 pm
Great stuff Ravi!  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on March 17, 2011, 04:34:39 pm
Another rollercoaster ride. Great stuff!

I do hope we improve a bit if we are fortunate enough to get through to the knockout stages.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on March 17, 2011, 04:45:35 pm
Yep another amazing save of a lost game. Still feels as though we may be able to storm it, if we can just put a batting and a bowling performance together at the same time. That's assuming that results go our way.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on March 30, 2011, 10:37:20 am
Cracking start to the India v Pakistan semi final. More of the same please!  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Muenchener on April 02, 2011, 06:45:18 pm
Wot no action in the cricket thread during the world cup final :shrug:

I'm not in any way a cricket fan, and yet I (a) watched it and (b) found it exciting.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on July 31, 2011, 08:40:15 am
Guessing everyone has seen this but here you go again. Broad takes a hat trick at trent bridge
broad (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xk8nft)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 31, 2011, 10:40:27 am
Obviously Harbahjan shouldn't have been given out but that's the way the cookie crumbles  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 31, 2011, 11:21:02 am
I had to chuckle to myself about that - the one thing that would have saved him had been vetoed by his own cricket board. Really good series so far and this game is in the balance - a Dravid-esque 100 from one of England's batsmen would swing things back in our favour again a little bit but the least I think we need is a lead of 220  to make thing uncomfortable for India and stand a chance of winning the second test.

Does anyone thing Morgan will (should?) be dropped for the 3rd test? I suspect that Trotts injury might save his place but he has been in pretty abject form against India so far.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 31, 2011, 11:59:36 am
Hopefuly Bell can hang around like Dravid did for them yesterday. We could do with more partnerships really if we are going to have a chance of getting a positive result!

Been made up for Broad so far with his all round heroics in both games after the debate beforehand about dropping him.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 31, 2011, 04:19:41 pm
Hopefuly Bell can hang around like Dravid did for them yesterday.

Well Bell is certainly hanging around.  ;) Not sure whether that it was the correct decision technically to revoke the run out but it was a brave one by the Indians to make it.

Looks like the wicket is flattening out as well so we need to make the Indians chase at least 350 to win the match but they are looking a pretty dispirited bunch in the last session of the day by the sounds of it.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on July 31, 2011, 11:06:35 pm
What an amazing couple of days of test cricket...this is why I get so pissed off with the idiots who say "but cricket's boring"!

On Broad's hat trick - amazing turnaround, both in terms of the match and his own fortunes. I was one of the people saying he should have been dropped before this series, am more than happy to be eating a big old slice of humble pie.

Good to see the TV footage (as I don't have Sky and didn't catch the highlights), but the combination of the timing, the unfolding drama and those present in the Test Match Special commentary team meant that those listening on the radio were in for a treat:

BBC Sport - Stuart Broad takes hat-trick against India at Trent Bridge (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/14354803.stm#noexternalembed-audio)

Having seen the third wicket I agree with Blowers - a "humdinger" indeed.


As for today - well, what can you say? Incredible stuff.

Firstly credit to the Indian team - Dhoni has a lot of class for rescinding the appeal, and Dravid's post-match interview was so, so much more relaxed and straight up than Bell's, which contained very little in the way of admitting he'd been at fault and very lucky, instead he just decided to repeat the phrase "spirit of cricket" as much as possible.

Secondly, putting the Dhoni's decision into context - what if we'd have been playing the Aussies and it'd been Ricky and not Dhoni? Do we reckon that Ponting would have done the same? What if we'd have got Hayden out in a similar fashion back on '05?










Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 01, 2011, 12:32:24 am
I haven't seen the post match interviews so I won't comment on those but I will be very disappointed if Bell has not made more of the fact that he was out according to the rules of the game and should not have been on the pitch following tea - that in my mind is the spirit of cricket. From reading the Jonathan Agnew column (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/14360519.stm#audio) and also from listening to TMS commentary today it was obvious that there was a fair bit of confusion about the whole thing but as Boycott pointed out  "It's schoolboy cricket to leave the crease before you know the umpire has called the ball dead".

As it was the Indians came out after tea and played some simply awful cricket (not that what went before it was anything special) and gifted Bell a few more runs and Morgan 60+ that will probably keep him in for the next test.  >:( It is fair to say that so far the only Indian bowler who has impressed me is Praveen Kumar - from the little I have seen of him he has been a class act with his swing bowling. Maybe he will inspire a few players in the way that Warne did but that is possibly hoping for a little too much.

Regarding Dhoni's decision... I don't think that it was that the right decision to make but India have not looked like the World No. 1 team for much of the first two tests IMO - again and again they have had England on the hook and again and again they have let them get off it. I am happy to admit that Broad has saved us twice in this test alone but without KP's dropped catch the situation could have been very different though it has to be said that England have dropped numerous catches in the one and a bit tests so far and have still come out on top pretty comprehensively. Also Indians just seem to lack some backbone when the going gets tough and for the No.1 test team to ship 400+ runs in a day is simply shocking, no it's worse than that, when you are the No.1 team in the world it's criminal. 

To answer TTT's question - Ponting would have been told to stick it up his arse and the same would have been true if the situation had been reversed. Simple as.

As for tomorrow - my guess is that England are going to go all guns blazing till 12.30, aim to get 100+ on top of an already massive score, 3-4 overs before lunch and aim to have the job done shortly after tea.

Lastly - England will win the test series 4-0 barring rain.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: grumpycrumpy on August 01, 2011, 08:09:54 am
I haven't seen the post match interviews so I won't comment on those but I will be very disappointed if Bell has not made more of the fact that he was out according to the rules of the game and should not have been on the pitch following tea - that in my mind is the spirit of cricket. From reading the Jonathan Agnew column (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/14360519.stm#audio) and also from listening to TMS commentary today it was obvious that there was a fair bit of confusion about the whole thing but as Boycott pointed out  "It's schoolboy cricket to leave the crease before you know the umpire has called the ball dead


I'm not sure he was out ....... I watched the highlights last night and the ball definitely touched the fielders' trousers as he fell over the boundary ....... Thus , according to the laws of the game , the ball was dead , the umpire merely lacking the requisite binoculars ......... 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: john horscroft on August 01, 2011, 09:18:53 am
........enough already, move on, nothing to see here, water under the bridge, done to death, choose your own cliche.......

 :tumble:

.....however, agree with Butters about Kumar, looks like a dobber but he's a clever bowler.  Enjoyed the sight of him and Prior having a laugh together during play yesterday too.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 01, 2011, 09:54:15 am
Also Indians just seem to lack some backbone when the going gets tough and for the No.1 test team to ship 400+ runs in a day is simply shocking, no it's worse than that, when you are the No.1 team in the world it's criminal. 


Which is why they aren't going to be the number one team after this series.


I'm not sure he was out ....... I watched the highlights last night and the ball definitely touched the fielders' trousers as he fell over the boundary ....... Thus , according to the laws of the game , the ball was dead , the umpire merely lacking the requisite binoculars ......... 

 :agree:

Although the main thing is the decision had absolutely no bearing on the way the day went anyway so it doesn't really matter.

........enough already, move on, nothing to see here, water under the bridge, done to death, choose your own cliche.......


Yes but the cricket media are milking it to death because of the "this is how other sports should be played, they should learn from cricket" angle which they conveniently forget when stuff happens like the match fixing scandal, ball tampering accusations etc etc.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on August 01, 2011, 12:42:44 pm
All out for 544 leaving india with a target of 478.
Looks like a potentially good finale. Nice to see bresnan get a few runs on the board on yorkshire day.
So are we now set up to see broad get a 10 wicket haul for the test?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 01, 2011, 01:03:39 pm
Well he's got one already!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 01, 2011, 02:22:45 pm
31/3 already........
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 01, 2011, 02:31:45 pm
Make that four - Bresnan is steaming in and getting the wickets this time around - he was pretty unlucky in the first innings with balls going past the edge and the like.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on August 01, 2011, 02:36:45 pm
bollocks they had better slow down I wanted to watch some live football after work tonight
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 01, 2011, 02:40:05 pm
As for tomorrow - my guess is that England are going to go all guns blazing till 12.30, aim to get 100+ on top of an already massive score, 3-4 overs before lunch and aim to have the job done shortly after tea.

As I predicted yesterday...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: grumpycrumpy on August 02, 2011, 08:13:45 am
Quite a remarkably accurate prediction Butters ....... You're not part of some match fixing cartel are you ? .......  ;)  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 02, 2011, 11:27:39 am
Quite a remarkably accurate prediction Butters ....... You're not part of some match fixing cartel are you ? .......  ;)  ;)

I was hoping that adding the word shortly into my prediction ie "aim to have the job done shortly after tea" would be enough to put the betting police off my match fixing shenanigans but obviously not.  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 10, 2011, 01:07:25 pm
India 75-4 at lunch. Sehwag, Tendulkar and Dravid all gone  ;D

Am wondering whether it will last until day 4 as I have tickets  :-\
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: danm on August 10, 2011, 01:10:44 pm
You could always start a riot so they postpone for a day.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 10, 2011, 01:12:36 pm
You could always start a riot so they postpone for a day.

And get myself a new telly at the same time. Win win  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 10, 2011, 02:39:30 pm
Best get rioting Graeme, it's 115/7!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: dan lane on August 10, 2011, 02:42:49 pm
We'll be done by the end of tomorrow at this rate...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on August 12, 2011, 10:45:28 am
India 75-4 at lunch. Sehwag, Tendulkar and Dravid all gone  ;D

Am wondering whether it will last until day 4 as I have tickets  :-\
Looks like there may be some cricket tomorrow assuming england don't collapse for a measly sum of 500 and something
Just make sure you get there early as it may be over by lunch tomorrow
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: remus on August 12, 2011, 10:50:43 am
Love this from the bbc live coverage:

Quote
Look - I don't want to get ahead of ourselves here, but could England today become the first team in Test history to score (adopts Dr Evil-style pinkie to corner of mouth) one million runs in a single innings?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 13, 2011, 04:30:11 pm
Good work Alistair Cook!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on August 22, 2011, 02:35:07 pm
So close but unlucky tendulcar gone for 91 in the last innings of the series ... oh well  ;D
He will get it in the ODI's

Come on England 5 more wickets
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: galpinos on August 22, 2011, 02:58:21 pm
'Sachin's saving 100th ton for ODI series "As a boy I dreamed of making 100 under lights in Cardiff wearing 3 sweaters late Sept'

@AlisonMitchell
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on August 22, 2011, 03:44:22 pm
Woo Hoo!!
 :alky: :pissed:
4-nil to the ingerlund, 4-nil to the ingerlung
 :pissed:
Swann, Swann will tear you apart again
 :dance1:
We're great and we know we are. We're great and we know we are

Woo hoo!!

 :wavecry: Sorry India thanks for coming 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on September 16, 2011, 10:37:40 pm
3 0 in the one day series as well as the test whitewash ;D
How good was young Bairstow tonight ?
Saw him  at Headingley in June and thought he looked the biz but he was great tonight
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on October 05, 2011, 03:50:02 pm
Graham Dilley - RIP

Died in Leicester "after a short illness" at the age of 52.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: BB on October 06, 2011, 02:06:38 am
Graham Dilley - RIP

Died in Leicester "after a short illness" at the age of 52.

Gutted. He was a childhood hero. During his time at Worcestershire in the late 80s, me and my school mates  used to pretend to be him by aping his bowling style and pelting a tennis ball a hard as we could at the batsmen.

Many a bruise was had following the announcement that Graham Dilley, right arm fast was coming into the attack.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on October 06, 2011, 11:53:34 am
I remember this priceless moment from 1979, we'd all been waiting for it over here...

Cricket Dismissal with MAGIC Figure Lillee caught willey bold Dilley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y77urWilI7M#)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on November 10, 2011, 03:43:05 pm
http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-australia-2011/engine/current/match/514029.html (http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-australia-2011/engine/current/match/514029.html)

Proving to be a very interesting "test". 24 wickets in a day a counting.

Not often that only 4 batsmen reach double figures in 2 innings.

Be gutted if you planned watching day 4 or 5!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on November 10, 2011, 04:18:23 pm
Had that ticking away throughout the day - you hardly dare take your eyes off it during the afternoon session and the first part of tea. Been a bit boring since SA's second innings started though.  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: BB on November 11, 2011, 03:11:30 am
Only the second time in test history that parts of 4 innings have been played all in the same day. Needless to say, the cricket isn't getting a lot of press in Oz!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on November 11, 2011, 07:27:56 am
I see south africas second innings is starting better.

so whats happening? is the wicket just really shit? or are south africa and OZ just really shit?  :jab:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on November 11, 2011, 09:56:41 am
Well you would assume that if SA weren't doing so much better in their second innings. Almost scored more already than the previous 2 innings put together!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on November 13, 2011, 12:00:32 pm
Something of a shocking footnote to the Cape Town test, commentator & columnist Peter Roebuck has apparently committed suicide!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-11-13/roebuck-death-not-suspicious-police/3663634 (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-11-13/roebuck-death-not-suspicious-police/3663634)
A fine writer and an interesting and distinctive character, it is a sad loss.

RIP

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: BB on November 14, 2011, 12:57:58 am
I see south africas second innings is starting better.

so whats happening? is the wicket just really shit? or are south africa and OZ just really shit?  :jab:

Breakfast TV over here interviewed Tubby Taylor who said he wasnt making up excuses but it was all because they used the wrong roller. Apparently they used the light one and they should have used the heavy one. :clap2: lol gotta love em.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 14, 2011, 09:58:02 am
You should start an "Australian Sporting Excuses" thread. The subject is a goldmine.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 09, 2012, 03:19:04 pm
CATCH IT!

Cricket, Incredible catch assist on boundary. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wq5MHIRWqQ#)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on January 25, 2012, 01:44:39 pm
Nice to see monty back in and getting wickets shame he got knocked for 6 off both his last to balls of the day. Not a bad first day for England could be better like


Also for those interest and have not seen it yet tickets are on sale for the ODI and test at headingley http://www.yorkshireccc.com/tickets/s/5 (http://www.yorkshireccc.com/tickets/s/5)
Nice to see a test at yorkshire again I hope the ashes makes it back there at some point
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on January 26, 2012, 10:33:40 am
much better from England today
half century for cook and trott and 100 partnership. 129/1 sounds like strauss went a bit easily but not seen the footage. Lets hope they can push on a get a decent score for pakistan to try and chase.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on January 26, 2012, 01:22:14 pm
wanted middle order battsmen
 :wall:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on January 26, 2012, 01:41:54 pm
The Pakistan team looked all at sea till they got Trott out - as soon as he went they could get men around the bat and make life a lot more difficult for the new batsman. We need to match their first innings score at a bare minimum to just stand a hope in hell of getting something out of this test at the minute
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on January 28, 2012, 12:25:08 pm
Well that went well didn't it - bowled out for 72 chasing a total of 145 to win. I said to a mate at work that I would accept losing the series to Pakistan with the caveat that we actually learnt how to play spin bowling - well we have lost the series and still have no clue what we are doing against spinners that are OK but not a lot more than that!

Next test? Morgan has to go as he has proved that he is not a test player in this series (and hasn't done much in the previous either IIRC) but in all honesty you could drop just about anyone from the top six on the performance served up today. Not looking forward to the Sri Lanka series...  :(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on January 28, 2012, 01:56:51 pm
Another sub-continent poor performance from the batting, I though we balled well and fielded very well. Our higher order batsmen proved yet again that they can't handle the conditions (even in the pretend subcontinent) but that they really can't cope with decent spinners. My solution let the batsmen play a few innings against swann and monty.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: ksjs on January 28, 2012, 06:26:09 pm
Glad to see England beaten, again; A) because it's Pakistan who have had such a hard time of late (some of which has been self-imposed admittedly) and B) because I'm sick of the whole "This is the best England side ever.", "They are the best in the world thing." etc.

Nice to see this after their drubbing at the hands of India. A return to the correct order.

They've had the rub of the green for so long now in terms of decisions, weather, under-prepared sides, weakened teams, low ranking opponents, opposition batting line-ups capitulating (and no, that's not a sign of English greatness, it was simply some kind of strange anomaly), sight screens aiding English bowlers etc. This is not to mention their extensive use of foreigners, they are the Chelsea / Arsenal of the Test world, how embarrassing.

They have improved and put in some impressive performances but they are not THAT good and are not world number ones.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on January 28, 2012, 06:45:38 pm
I think they probably are overall the world's number one test nation. Part of that is the current transitional status of Australia and the Windies disappearing as a credible force. This combined with India and Pakistan focussing on 2020 has allowed England to become world's number one. They obviously aren't dominant as some side's have been previously in the number one slot,  but that doesn't mean they aren't number one. It also doesn't mean they are the best England side ever - as Beefy's not playing and Sir Geoff isn't opening.

 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: danm on January 28, 2012, 07:17:25 pm
I can't believe they blew it. Monty and Broad, who bowled particularly well, must be gutted after setting up the win. They must drop Pieterson and Morgan on this showing, and Strauss and Bell must be on last warning. When your best batsmen are your wicketkeeper and a bowler, you need to start dropping the dead wood.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on January 29, 2012, 12:36:13 pm
Glad to see England beaten, again; A) because it's Pakistan who have had such a hard time of late (some of which has been self-imposed admittedly) and B) because I'm sick of the whole "This is the best England side ever.", "They are the best in the world thing." etc.

Nice to see this after their drubbing at the hands of India. A return to the correct order.

They've had the rub of the green for so long now in terms of decisions, weather, under-prepared sides, weakened teams, low ranking opponents, opposition batting line-ups capitulating (and no, that's not a sign of English greatness, it was simply some kind of strange anomaly), sight screens aiding English bowlers etc. This is not to mention their extensive use of foreigners, they are the Chelsea / Arsenal of the Test world, how embarrassing.

They have improved and put in some impressive performances but they are not THAT good and are not world number ones.

The thing that people always miss out on when the say that this is "The best England cricket team ever" is the word prepared - there was a really good article in cricinfo that made this point that I can not find but this article (http://www.spincricket.com/2012/01/04/13-reasons-why/) makes pretty much the same points.

Regarding being the best in the world - well they are according to the Test rankings (http://www.espncricinfo.com/rankings/content/page/211271.html). In part been helped by the fact that they haven't played on the sub continent for a long time and also because the other teams that they have played against are\were in a state of decline but you can only beat what is put before you.

Under prepared sides - that is one area where England have improved markedly over the years. They actually play some quality teams prior to competing in Tests these days (the last Ashes tour down under especially) so they are not going in half cooked - if the opposition fail to prepare properly then how is that Englands fault?

Opposition sides collapsing? The England bowlers are a very effective collective - there isn't the feeling that it is a battle to see how many wickets an individual can take in a Test these days. They go in with the intention of taking 10 wickets per innings together and build pressure on the opposition (as Pakistan did in the second innings yesterday).

With regard to foreigners playing for England - that's nothing new as it has been going on for years - Graeme Hick, Robin Smith are the two that spring to mind immediately but there has been a whole host of others adopted by England over the years and been largely unsuccessful.

In summary - best in the world? Yes they are at the minute but they have some serious examinations coming up in the next 12 months. The conclusion of the series against Pakistan, away to Sri Lanka, Windies at home followed by South Africa and then a tour of India. If they are still number one after that (I have a few doubts to be honest) then they will have proven beyond all doubt that they deserve the mantle  "best England side ever."
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: ksjs on January 31, 2012, 02:08:53 pm
The thing that people always miss out on when the say that this is "The best England cricket team ever" is the word prepared
Fair enough, but doggedness and professionalism for me does not equate to greatness. It's rather English actually and that is part of what I dislike; I mean Ashley Giles, how negative does it get? A few years ago but you you get my drift.

Regarding being the best in the world...the other teams that they have played against are\were in a state of decline but you can only beat what is put before you.
Exactly; I'm not the best / greatest climber in the world if I can climb V5 but everyone else climbs V0. OK, I might be, on current form. In an historical context however I'm not. I'd love to see them against 80s / 90s WI and Border / Warne era Australia. I doubt they (or rather the media) would be so self-satisfied then.

if the opposition fail to prepare properly then how is that Englands fault?
It's not England's fault. But the money grubbing freaks at the ICC, who seem blatantly unaware of the fact that money isn't the be all and end all and that quality counts, are apparently unable to schedule the international calendar such that teams e.g. West Indies and Bangladesh don't turn up in the UK and freeze their nuts off in April. Is it any surprise the visitors look so uninspired; Jamaica vs Arundel, hmm?

Opposition sides collapsing?
I was referring here to what seemed to happen in some Tests, especially against Australia but also SA to an extent. A top 5/6 each averaging 50+ yet in consecutive matches / innings nobody was even getting their average save perhaps Mr Hussey when the Aussies were last here. OK, I'm being really disingenuous here but it was statistically strange that they performed so poorly for a relatively long period. This happened to be against England.

With regard to foreigners playing for England - that's nothing new as it has been going on for years
Come on! It seems to have got worse of late. Take out Trott, Pietersen and Morgan (who is defiantly not a Test player) and that's quite a chunk of their line-up.

In summary - best in the world? Yes they are at the minute
No, I have to disagree. Their 'reign' will be short-lived. SA and Aus (not mention Pakistan) would beat them on current form. I think they stand to lose their #1 ranking if they lose this series 2 or 3-0 and SA whitewash NZ in their imminent series. Any side claiming to be #1 should be 'certain' of their future status, England can't be. Any side claiming to be #1 should not be so regularly embarrassed in ODIs. Different format but it seems that regardless of all the bollocks talked and improvisations on display, the best are best, regardless of match type.

I am absolutely confident that England will not retain their #1 status for long. They've benefited from lots of things, things they had no control over. That won't last.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on January 31, 2012, 02:34:10 pm
Any side claiming to be #1 should be 'certain' of their future status, England can't be. Any side claiming to be #1 should not be so regularly embarrassed in ODIs.
So the ICC have their rankings wrong. Their rankings should also include ODIs and future test results?
http://icc-cricket.yahoo.net/ (http://icc-cricket.yahoo.net/)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on January 31, 2012, 02:37:53 pm
Just noticed we're the best ranked T20 team. If we're best in 2 out of the 3 disciplines that makes Australia better than us right?
 ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on January 31, 2012, 03:25:42 pm
Just noticed we're the best ranked T20 team. If we're best in 2 out of the 3 disciplines that makes Australia better than us right?
 ;)

I was going to get into a long and elaborate reply to ksjs but you have saved me the time.  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: ksjs on February 01, 2012, 10:56:45 am
Just noticed we're the best ranked T20 team. If we're best in 2 out of the 3 disciplines that makes Australia better than us right?
 ;)
Suggesting something is truly great is, if you remove all the hyperbole, exaggeration, soundbites and disregard for genuine quality that seems to permeate most areas of life today (sport, media, business etc), a fairly significant thing.

The Test rankings may say England are #1 but for the reasons I've given they aren't actually that good and they're certainly not 'great'. Being #1 in T20 says quite a bit actually, if there's any arena where bit players can excel it's T20. I think most would accept that ability in ODI is a far fairer marker of genuine cricketing ability than T20. Here England - apparently a great side - regularly get beaten. Not just beaten mind you, annihilated.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 01, 2012, 11:35:34 am

So the ICC have their rankings wrong. Their rankings should also include ODIs and future test results?
http://icc-cricket.yahoo.net/ (http://icc-cricket.yahoo.net/)

Not just that it seems! The test rankings should be inversely affected by how high up the rankings the T20 team is.

 :shrug:

Fuck's sake ksjs. Nobody's saying that England are a great side in comparison to some past sides mentioned but the FACT that they are the number one ranked test side in the world at the moment is just that.

Quite why you're so bitter about it isn't clear.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on February 02, 2012, 12:18:00 am
Suggesting something is truly great is, if you remove all the hyperbole, exaggeration, soundbites and disregard for genuine quality that seems to permeate most areas of life today (sport, media, business etc), a fairly significant thing.

The Test rankings may say England are #1 but for the reasons I've given they aren't actually that good and they're certainly not 'great'. Being #1 in T20 says quite a bit actually, if there's any arena where bit players can excel it's T20. I think most would accept that ability in ODI is a far fairer marker of genuine cricketing ability than T20. Here England - apparently a great side - regularly get beaten. Not just beaten mind you, annihilated.

From my viewpoint (somewhat biased but I remember England and cricket in the '90's  :( ) the only people who are calling England a "great cricket team" are those with a fuck-all of knowledge on the matter (or the general press to put it another way). Those in the press who have actually played cricket or who know something about it have always accepted that this was going to be the start of a very serious examination of just how good this England team are - an examination that is not going well so far I hasten to add.

With regard to Test cricket compared to ODI's or Twenty/20 - one form has very little relevance to the other - you are trying to compare apples with pears with oranges or to put it into simplistic climbing terms you are trying to compare trad to sport to bouldering.

To echo Jasper here I really am not sure what point you are trying to get across.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: BB on February 02, 2012, 05:03:09 am
Any side claiming to be #1 should be 'certain' of their future status, England can't be

I think what ksjs is saying is that in a minority report style, the ICC should look into the future and base their ranking on how good a team 'might' be in the future.

Of course that adds the additional problem that knowing the future could then influence the present, thereby nullifying the prediction and ultimately rendering the the future unknowable and undeterminable. Oh, and destroying the the universe by creating a quantum paradox.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on February 02, 2012, 07:45:44 am
Those in the press who have actually played cricket or who know something about it have always accepted that this was going to be the start of a very serious examination of just how good this England team are - an examination that is not going well so far I hasten to add.
I agree and how this England team comes back from this defeat will be a show of character and ability. With the Windies next it is looking likely towards the end of the summer it'll be #1 v #2 in the world again when SA arrive. By the end of the summer we'll know how good this England team is. Should be a great series.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on February 02, 2012, 08:33:30 am
Any side claiming to be #1 should be 'certain' of their future status, England can't be

I think what ksjs is saying is that in a minority report style, the ICC should look into the future and base their ranking on how good a team 'might' be in the future.

Of course that adds the additional problem that knowing the future could then influence the present, thereby nullifying the prediction and ultimately rendering the the future unknowable and undeterminable. Oh, and destroying the the universe by creating a quantum paradox.

:D

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: ksjs on February 02, 2012, 02:01:52 pm
Quite why you're so bitter about it isn't clear.
Well, I'm not English but I'm not bitter either. I'd just like some perspective and I'd like the media to shut up about quite how good this side is. Number one yes but for how long? A short spell there is not the mark of a truly great team, this is what some would have us believe they are.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: ksjs on February 02, 2012, 02:16:01 pm
To echo Jasper here I really am not sure what point you are trying to get across.
Maybe I'm just venting a bit; certainly the posts on here seem to based in reality rather than this notion that they are great. Maybe also I'm a bit incredulous about the quality some players have attributed to them. I just don't see it and the #1 status thing only adds to this.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on February 02, 2012, 05:08:18 pm
Put it into perspective then ksjs and tell us where you're from/where your allegiances lie.
Rich
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on February 02, 2012, 11:53:34 pm
Got tickets to the 20 20 at the MCG tonight... Now where did I put my India shirt!

Just hoping for a miracle and that Australia don't continue to steamroller them in very game  :please:

then after the beach on sat it will be back to the mcg for the 1 dayer  :beer2:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on February 03, 2012, 10:43:30 am
 :wall:
Bowlers have a great day all out for 99 and every bowler taking wickets.

England 12 for 2 after 7 overs. cook and trott gone (trott would still be there if he referred)
Morgan not dropped
 :wall:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on February 03, 2012, 10:52:24 am
Here we go again - England's bowlers have put them into a position of potential control by bowling out Pakistan for 99 only for the batsmen to do their best to throw it all away.  :(

Interesting point made on TMS today was that the introduction of DRS has radically changed what the umpires are prepared to give out regarding LBW. Prior to it being introduced you could get the big forward stride in and play for the benefit of the doubt but (as has been proven comprehensively in this series) that is no longer the case. I suppose it is another period of evolution in the great game and that the batsmen are going to have to figure out a way of playing in such a way as to negate this latest development but that isn't going to happen overnight. As an aside I wonder how the South Africans or the Aussies who, like England, are more used to playing on a quicker bouncier type of wicket would cope had they been playing Pakistan in this series.

The one good thing that has come out of this series is England playing two spinners - whether that would have been the case had Tremlett not gotten injured and flown home is open to debate but sometimes these things are a blessing in disguise. Let's hope that this will be carried on into the next two away series as well.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on February 03, 2012, 10:56:27 am
:wall:
Morgan not dropped
 :wall:

As much as I would have liked to see him dropped it is a question of who you bring in. Bopara has done nothing special in the warm up games to make him a shoe in for the position so might as well make Morgan play for his place on the tour to Sri Lanka. Assuming that he does fail then I suppose Bopara is next in line but whether he is the man for the job is a whole other debate.  :worms:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on February 03, 2012, 07:04:24 pm
A million wickets today and probably a million more tomorrow. A slender lead will be handy I feel, with our only saving grace being, we might have to chase a small total on a 3rd day wicket rather than a fifth day one. Big day tomorrow. :popcorn:

I'm hoping this series is a blip. We'll see.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on February 03, 2012, 07:42:59 pm
We need as big a lead as possible because I wouldn't trust England to score 100 batting last at the minute and while the bowlers are doing a sterling job the batsmen are far from showing even a shred of confidence. Strangely (or thankfully IMO as it has meant an interesting series) it seems that both team's batsmen are suffering from a lack of confidence out in the middle.

Still curious on peoples opinions re: how SA or Australia would have done had they been playing Pakistan in this series - not sure if either team has played on the sub-continent lately and with DRS in place (which rules out India).   

Aggers discusses the "DRS issues" which I mentioned earlier here (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/16877575) in more detail as well.

Quote from: Aggers
A big contributor to this is DRS. In the days before it, you could offer a pad as a second line of defence and you would be safe. I'm not saying that is the right way, but it is the way a lot of batsmen were given not out as a result.

Old spin-bowling friends of mine would lament it and wonder if they would ever get an lbw decision.

Now, there is a very different mindset. Umpires are being encouraged to make bolder decisions than they did before, and are giving more batsmen out. Not only that, they are being backed up by the technology. The days of playing with the pad are gone.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on February 04, 2012, 09:13:03 am
It was a great night out at the mcg last night. I was sat next to 2 stoic Indian fans cheering them on to victory. It almost got a bit too close for comfort when Gambia didn't score off the first 3 of the last over but it was good Craic being the only white Indian in the stadium ;)

Hopefully more of the same tomorrow  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: ksjs on February 06, 2012, 05:58:59 pm
Put it into perspective then ksjs and tell us where you're from/where your allegiances lie.
Rich
I'm from Northern Ireland and have no particular cricketing allegiances; the West Indies captured my imagination when I started watching cricket. For me they stood (stand) for loads of really positive things and I would always support them. England on the other hand seemed and seem to embody journeyman worthiness, not so easy to like.

Good to see the 'world's best' putting in another classy performance not to mention Swann's prediction of an Australia-style cricketing dynasty starting to evolve...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on February 13, 2012, 08:07:48 pm
Whats going on. Rubbish in the Tests, when we are supposed to be good at that form of the game.

And then we win the 1st ODI by 130, when we are normally shit at that form of the game.

Can we have a smiley for 'the world has been turned upside down' please
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Plattsy on February 15, 2012, 09:43:13 am
Meant to post this a while ago but forgot. Here is a list of Australian cricketers all born overseas.
ENGLAND (10): Charles Bannerman, John Hodges, Tom Kendall, William Midwinter, Percy McDonnell, William Cooper, Henry Musgrove, Hanson Carter, Tony Dell and Andrew Symonds.
SCOTLAND (1): Archie Jackson.
IRELAND (2): Tom Horan, Tom Kelly.
SOUTH AFRICA (1): Kepler Wessels.
NEW ZEALAND (3): Tom Groube, Clarrie Grimmett and Brendon Julian.
INDIA (2): Bransby Cooper and Rex Sellers.
SRI LANKA (1): Dav Whatmore.
PAKISTAN (1): Usman Khawaja

Englands forgeigners (doesn't include Scotland and Ireland)
AUSTRALIA (9): Billy Murdoch, John Ferris, Sammy Woods, Albert Trott, ‘Gubby’ Allen, Adam Hollioake, Ben Hollioake, Jason Gallian, Tim Ambrose.
SOUTH AFRICA (10): Basil D’Oliviera, Tony Greig, Ian Greig, Allan Lamb, Chris Smith, Robin Smith, Andrew Strauss, Kevin Pietersen, Matt Prior, Ian Trott.
WEST INDIES (11): Lord Harris, Pelham Warner, Roland Butcher, Norman Cowans, Wilf Slack, Gladstone Small, Phillip DeFreitas, Devon Malcolm, Chris Lewis, Neil Williams, Joseph Benjamin.
NEW ZEALAND (1): Andy Caddick.
INDIA (16): K.S. Ranjitsinhji (‘Ranji’), Edward Wynyard, Richard Young, Neville Tufnell, Douglas Jardine, K.S. Duleepsinhji (‘Duleep’), Nawab of Pataudi, Sr., Errol Holmes, Norman Mitchell-Innes, George Emmett, Colin Cowdrey, John Jameson, Bob Woolmer, Robin Jackman, Nasser Hussain, Minal Patel.
PAKISTAN (2): Usman Afzaal, Owais Shah.
ZIMBABWE (formerly Rhodesia) (2): Graeme Hick, Paul Parker.
KENYA (1): Derek Pringle.
ZAMBIA (2) : Phil Edmonds, Neil Radford.
GERMANY (2): Donald Carr, Paul Terry.
ITALY (1): Ted Dexter.
PERU (1): Freddie Brown.
HONG KONG (1): Dermot Reeve.
PAPUA NEW GUINEA (1): Geraint Jones.
DENMARK (1): Amjad Khan.

South Africa's
ENGLAND (22): Harold Baumgartner, Richard Dumbrill, Charles Finlason, Cyril Francois, Howard Francis, George Glover, Alfred Hall, Ernest “Baberton” Halliwell, Frank Hearne, George Hearne, Philip Hutchinson, Percy Mansell, James “Bonnor” Middleton, Charles Mills, William Milton, Frank Mitchell, Frank Nicholson, Dave Nourse, Tommy Routledge, Reggie Schwarz, George Thornton and Joseph Willoughby.
SCOTLAND (1): Tom Campbell.
IRELAND (2): Clement Johnson and Robert Poore.
RHODESIA [now Zimbabwe] (8 ): Colin Bland, John du Preez, Steven Elworthy, Geoffrey Lawrence, Joseph Partridge, Anthony Pithey, David Pithey and Denis Tomlinson.
MOZAMBIQUE (1): Dave Ironside.
SWAZILAND (1): Lawrence “Fish” Markham.
INDIA (4): Robert Stewart, Godfrey Cripps, Bob Crisp and Thomas Ward.
BERMUDA (1): Charles Hime.
JAVA [Dutch East Indies] (1): Frederick Cook.
EGYPT (1): John Traicos.
PORTUGAL (1): Richard Westcott
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on April 05, 2012, 03:38:10 pm
Better today at least. All the top order got a half century and pietersen got his 150.
Sri lanka are left with 181 to chase and we have two days to bowl them out and make sure we win.

Also thanks to TTT for sorting out today I off to my first test match in August.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on April 05, 2012, 08:13:15 pm
Whenever I see many tumbling wickets in a day -
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/hi/english/static/cricket/statistics/scorecards/2012/04/o34079/html/scorecard.stm (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/hi/english/static/cricket/statistics/scorecards/2012/04/o34079/html/scorecard.stm)
- and the prospect of Lords' "Wicket Inspectors" being despatched hot-foot from St John's Wood, I can never dispel this image from my mind…



(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_448y6kVhntg/TO11coor_KI/AAAAAAAAGgg/nR98X7BI_DI/s1600/bottom.jpg)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on April 07, 2012, 03:56:56 pm
Well we finally got a win on the sub continent and manage to stay No 1 in the world for now!  ;D Well deserved if only for the consistent performances put in by the bowlers and while I like to think that the batting unit might have learned something from the two tours I won't be putting my (imaginary) house on a win in India at the end of the year. Still the Windies next and then the big series of the summer against SA.

 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on June 24, 2012, 05:54:04 pm
So.

Windies defeated in all forms of the game.

And a match-winnning performance from Alex Hales - in much the same manner Ian Bell did in the ODI last week.


Kevin Who?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on June 24, 2012, 11:01:51 pm
It was pretty close though!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on June 29, 2012, 02:35:20 pm
Good start by England but then they crumbled slightly. Let's hope they can pick up the pace again! More of those powerful Morgan 6s please!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on June 29, 2012, 03:10:58 pm
That's the ticket! Has it come a little too late though?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on June 29, 2012, 03:53:10 pm
Could be a close one.

Was hoping for bopara to do a bit more today seeing as he is likely to stand in for the south Africa test series. Always gets a couple of half decent knocks then disappoints!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on June 29, 2012, 03:59:04 pm
He does seem quite slow to get into the stride once he comes out. Cracking last few overs, I could hardly get any work done!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on June 29, 2012, 05:22:55 pm
The Cons are 96/2 after 19 overs - 2nd wicket just gone down. next 10 overs wil be crucial
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on June 29, 2012, 05:31:39 pm
Come on Jimmy - two wickets in three balls makes life rather interesting!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 06, 2012, 04:03:18 pm
Exciting play at Headingley, can we get a run chase on the cards for the evening session?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on August 09, 2012, 03:11:12 pm
And smile, smile, smile while you've a Lucifer to light your fag,
Smile, boys, that's the style.

What's the use of worrying?
It never was worth while,
Sooooo…
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 09, 2012, 03:19:13 pm
Quote from: @Swannyg66
The KP parody account has nothing to do with me. It's obvious, only 1 in 4 are funny.

And it's definitely not @timbresnan as the grammar is far too advanced.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 16, 2012, 01:06:34 pm
4 wickets in the opening session, this is shaping up to be an exciting match!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on August 17, 2012, 02:04:34 pm
Not looking too pretty. Can't see our middle order performing anything like the recovery the saffers made. Hope bell can salvage us a respectable score. Wonder how much we need to avoid the follow on :ohmy:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 17, 2012, 02:44:38 pm
Fuck me. Thought we were in with a shout here.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 20, 2012, 04:21:08 pm
Swann proving he's not a dying duck by twatting two sixes and numerous fours! Exciting play!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 20, 2012, 04:40:31 pm
Under no circumstances say anything optimistic - it will be the kiss of death
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 20, 2012, 04:52:19 pm
I avoided the optimistic outlook, don't want a curse of the mockers!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 20, 2012, 08:54:00 pm
Not number one anymore then. However we were out played every time at mattered. Don't think the KP helped, but think we've got too many players off form to beat SA irrespective of that. Tough tour of India coming up - be interesting to see if we can bounce back after a fairly rubbish run of test results.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 21, 2012, 11:10:16 am
As pointed out by Nas yesterday, dropped catches cost us about 500 runs. Never going to win a series being that sloppy. Impressed by Philander, we were watching yesterday and Raf said "Oh no not Philander!" as he was handed the new ball.......
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 21, 2012, 11:13:45 am
Pietersen left out of World T20 squad, quelle surprise. No Prior though in their ODI or T20 squad which is a little strange given his quick and dangerous run-scoring yesterday afternoon! And Bopara still in? Really?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on August 21, 2012, 11:50:34 am
Pietersen wasn't available for selection for the World Cup T20 Squad - he'd informed the ECB he no longer wished to be considered for one-day cricket for England.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on August 24, 2012, 01:54:21 pm
Come on Leicester.

Don't you *WANT* to win this one?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 24, 2012, 03:57:58 pm
Fantastic day's cricket in Cardiff. a whole 5 overs!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on August 24, 2012, 04:06:48 pm
Bell was just starting to let rip as well.
Surely they could have left it longer before concluding that the match was abandoned ?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on August 26, 2012, 01:30:21 am
cHUKKIT/sLOGGIT - so close, yet so far away.

Well done Hampshire.

A masterclass from Mascarenhas!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on October 09, 2012, 04:39:16 pm
Hurrah for Yorkshire!

http://www.espncricinfo.com/champions-league-twenty20-2012/engine/current/match/574246.html (http://www.espncricinfo.com/champions-league-twenty20-2012/engine/current/match/574246.html)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on October 09, 2012, 04:40:09 pm
and lest we forget, Congrats to Windies and Aussies for winning World T20.

[& Commiserations to England's women for losing in the final]
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on October 10, 2012, 07:33:00 pm
And "Hurrah" for Yorkshire once again!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 07, 2012, 10:45:28 am
End of a reasonably good day for England.
Bad way for cook to miss out on a 200 but he should of put his bat in the crease I guess.

Every one (except) bell has scored double figures.
now put another 50 on tomorrow morning and try and bowl them out.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on December 07, 2012, 06:31:29 pm
End of a reasonably good day for England.
Bad way for cook to miss out on a 200 but he should of put his bat in the crease I guess.

Every one (except) bell has scored double figures.
now put another 50 on tomorrow morning and try and bowl them out.

Ahem!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 08, 2012, 11:48:59 am
Whilst we should be applauding England's performance in the last 2 Tests in India we should not forget the purpose of this thread, namely to rip the piss out of the Convicts at every opportunity.

So let's remind ourselves that the 2nd highest run scorer in Tests has recently retired. Yes no more Punter, no more whinging Ricky. And in his last Test he scored a magnificent 4 and 8, no not 48 but a paltry 12 over both innings.

Let us remember him both for his brilliant batsmanship and his very poor sportmanship. I leave with with a classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO8yjXXtTXw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO8yjXXtTXw)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 08, 2012, 03:07:35 pm
Indeed. I profer this from the 2009 Ashes series:

(http://i28.tinypic.com/25im1cl.jpg)

Yes Ricky, you're out.

Must admit i went from disliking him with a passion to actually respecting him for being such a miserable, moaning cunt and never wavering.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on December 08, 2012, 08:41:27 pm
Another cricketing legend retired! Ponting was always entertaining to watch.


On another note, would Bell have been out if the ball had struck his bat?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: BB on December 09, 2012, 09:16:15 pm
Punter celebrated his retirement with a "stomach bug" that meant he was unable to play his Hurricanes T20 match.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 13, 2012, 11:36:14 am
Well that could of been a lot worse.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on December 13, 2012, 03:34:15 pm
Glad to see Root make a solid debut in testing circumstances, bodes well! Also mightily relieved that Prior continues to carry the middle order and turn bad scores into defendable ones. It'll be interesting to see how our bowlers fare on this wicket... hopefully Anderson runs through them!  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on December 13, 2012, 03:35:19 pm
Could Root be the foundation of the England squad?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on December 13, 2012, 03:38:06 pm
Bedding in well, so it seems.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 13, 2012, 03:42:51 pm
lets hope his skills grow and blossom
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on December 13, 2012, 03:46:28 pm
Under the careful guidance of Flower, this shouldn't be a problem.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on December 13, 2012, 03:49:34 pm
Let's hope Flower can stem Root's bad habits eh?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 13, 2012, 04:11:30 pm
Glad to see Root make a solid debut in testing circumstances, bodes well! Also mightily relieved that Prior continues to carry the middle order and turn bad scores into defendable ones. It'll be interesting to see how our bowlers fare on this wicket... hopefully Anderson runs through them!  :popcorn:

Interesting selection actually and not one that many people expected - Patel has not done anything badly wrong in this series that I can recall and is a known good player of spin but if Root goes on to make a decent score tomorrow then it will have been a good call. He can also bowl tidy off spin by all accounts which could be handy.

As for the wicket - it's a dog of a wicket by all accounts with uneven bounce on the first day which should guarantee a result but as a test wicket it is really not what you want unless you are trying to save a series at home.  ;) Lord knows what a par score on it is going to be - other than Cook all of the wickets came from bad shots so I suspect we could be below though if they take a heap of time out of the game then it could make for an interesting few days.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 14, 2012, 08:04:15 am
Great knock by root.
Looked solid as an oak at the stump s Lets hope he keeps at it and does not wilt away

From what looked a disatorous innings england have put up what sh/could be a reasonable score of 330

Nice that sehwag went in the first over. It would be nice to see root do something with the ball too.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 14, 2012, 10:11:05 am
Tendulkar gone to Anderson (again) for 2. 64/3.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 14, 2012, 10:17:02 am
330s not looking too bad, not sure I'd want to bat last on it either.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 14, 2012, 10:26:07 am
71/4 Gambhir gone. Anderson is on fire!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 17, 2012, 09:13:58 am
Ton from Trott and hopefully from Bell see's us wrap up the draw and series win  ;D

Bring on the Cons in the summer, can't wait.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on December 17, 2012, 09:14:26 am
Shot of the century Trott hits jadeja for four (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4ONqc_15BE#) Great shot
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 17, 2012, 09:36:19 am
Ton up for Bell  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 17, 2012, 09:56:37 am

Bring on the Cons in the summer, can't wait.

Not much of a contest really. More payback for 1989-2002 on the way I suspect!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 17, 2012, 10:01:08 am

Bring on the Cons in the summer, can't wait.

Not much of a contest really. More payback for 1989-2002 on the way I suspect!

I certainly hope so - got a round of drinks with Rob LeBreton riding on it  :icon_beerchug:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 17, 2012, 10:45:32 am
I certainly hope so - got a round of drinks with Rob LeBreton riding on it  :icon_beerchug:

Lucky sod, you found an Australian who knows nothing about cricket!  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 17, 2012, 11:00:55 am
It all ended with a bit of a whimper really but I'm not going to complain about that - England are the only team to have ever come back from 1-0 down in India to win a series and they have done it twice now.

Dave C - things are looking tough for you at the minute - injuries are playing havoc with your bowling unit it would seem and Clarke seems to have picked up an injury as well in the test vs Sri Lanka. Wouldn't like to think how your tour of India is going to go - don't think that you have any spinners of note and even should the blatantly ridiculous happen and Warne comes out of retirement (one writes this with tongue firmly in cheek) his record in India is not much to write home about. 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 17, 2012, 01:27:53 pm
I certainly hope so - got a round of drinks with Rob LeBreton riding on it  :icon_beerchug:

Lucky sod, you found an Australian who knows nothing about cricket!  ;)

What about the Aussie selectors, do they know much about cricket  ;)
Title: Re: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 17, 2012, 07:11:31 pm
It all ended with a bit of a whimper really but I'm not going to complain about that - England are the only team to have ever come back from 1-0 down in India to win a series and they have done it twice now.


Where is ksjs? I thought we were supposed to be a bunch of average, overrated journeymen......
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 17, 2012, 08:57:30 pm
What about the Aussie selectors, do they know much about cricket  ;)

Apparently not..... :no:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on December 18, 2012, 06:00:32 am
What about the Aussie selectors, do they know much about cricket  ;)

Apparently not..... :no:

Especially if Matthew Wade gets to bowl an over!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on December 28, 2012, 03:47:30 pm
and to think.

He got 5-48 against the Aussies, and his legacy was to appear as a supporting character in a Christmas episode of Dr Who…


(http://media.sfx.co.uk/files/2012/12/doctor-who-christmas-special-2012%E2%80%93character-sontaran-9.jpg)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: notbadforafatlad on January 18, 2013, 11:19:52 am
Australia were bowled out for 74 by Sri Lanka today - their 3rd lowest ODI total. Kulasakera bowled an outstanding spell in Inswing - his control was amazing, but the Australians technique against the moving ball was non existent. An interesting marker for the upcoming Ashes series.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on January 18, 2013, 12:46:30 pm
Although Sri Lanka did lose 6 wickets before winning
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on January 19, 2013, 08:23:46 am
98/5. (24.2 ov)

Bollocks!

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on January 19, 2013, 08:24:55 am
Still. It's "Lard Lad" in next - so these two should now see us home!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on January 19, 2013, 08:25:37 am
Aaaaaaargh!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Stenno on January 19, 2013, 10:20:47 am
Australia were bowled out for 74 by Sri Lanka today - their 3rd lowest ODI total. Kulasakera bowled an outstanding spell in Inswing - his control was amazing, but the Australians technique against the moving ball was non existent. An interesting marker for the upcoming Ashes series.

Really? I would have thought that Australia's convincing 3-0 win against Sri Lanka in a test series last month would have been a much more relevant marker of their form for the upcoming Ashes (test cricket) than a result in a different code of the sport.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: notbadforafatlad on January 19, 2013, 01:05:28 pm


Really? I would have thought that Australia's convincing 3-0 win against Sri Lanka in a test series last month would have been a much more relevant marker of their form for the upcoming Ashes (test cricket) than a result in a different code of the sport.
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There is much more lateral movement in England in general than in Australia and it tends to move later. If Australia play as they did they are unlikely to achieve large 1st innings totals (scored briskly) as they did against Sri Lanka in the recent Test Series. However, Australia's current rotation system is not helping their batsmen in particular.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on January 23, 2013, 10:18:23 am
Still. It's "Lard Lad" in next - so these two should now see us home!

Aaaaaaargh!


ditto.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on January 23, 2013, 02:56:01 pm
If only we could Dernbach time and pick some better bowlers.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on January 23, 2013, 03:04:37 pm
If only we could Dernbach time and pick some better bowlers.


(http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/754962_o.gif)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on January 23, 2013, 04:15:36 pm
Trott on before I drive over to yours and Cook up a mean right hook to Finn-ish you off Andi you Bell end... it's Morgan you deserve!  :-*
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on January 23, 2013, 04:18:40 pm
You'd better Tredwell because it's icy out there. You won't be able to Root a Broad up the Swann with a broken leg...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on February 01, 2013, 04:10:46 pm
Women and cricket, eh?

They know as much about that as they do about football.

It's not supposed to end in an exciting final over, and go down to the very last ball!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/21291451 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/21291451)

[Seriously, congrats to Sri Lanka, and watching the BbB commentary on Cricinfo, I thought England had done it with two/three overs to spare.

Just need to move on, and get on with the next fixture]

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on February 03, 2013, 07:34:27 pm
And speaking of which, great performance against India today!

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on February 05, 2013, 08:28:16 pm
And against the Windies.


Go Girls [! - actually, to use faux politeness, "Ladies", but the real word here is "women"] go!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on March 19, 2013, 04:01:04 am
And I thought he said he wanted "feedback"?

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/mickey-arthur-quits-twitter-after-abuse-20130319-2gclp.html (http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/mickey-arthur-quits-twitter-after-abuse-20130319-2gclp.html)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on March 26, 2013, 05:29:40 am
Ye gods that was close.

[And I'm sure that Aggers said they were "all around his bat" with Matty Prior at the crease…]
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on March 26, 2013, 10:21:33 am
what a gripping defensive shift from Broad and a comical but effective one from Panesar to make sure Prior wasn't left stranded trying to save us on his own. Fell asleep at lunch but managed to wake up for the last 30 overs, bit sleepy now!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on March 26, 2013, 10:23:17 am
The bit where the ball rolled over Prior's shoulder, hit the ground and rolled very slowly into the wicket but didn't knock the bails off was amazing! Lucky sod!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on April 23, 2013, 02:30:37 pm
Weather in India reaches "Gayle Force"...reports of cricket balls falling from the sky prove correct:

http://www.espncricinfo.com/indian-premier-league-2013/content/current/story/631771.html (http://www.espncricinfo.com/indian-premier-league-2013/content/current/story/631771.html)


Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on April 23, 2013, 02:38:47 pm
Gayle is always great fun to watch.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on April 23, 2013, 03:27:20 pm
...and with the opposition well beaten, the decides to bowl the last over - and gets 2 wickets, narrowly missing out on a hat-trick!

 :bow:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 23, 2013, 04:44:15 pm
Ha ha. Brilliant!  :bow:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on April 23, 2013, 07:16:22 pm
I've thoroughly enjoyed watching all of the highlights for free so far

http://iplt20.com/videos (http://iplt20.com/videos)

You can watch the highlights of Gayle's innings in a ~3 min clip too :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on April 23, 2013, 08:57:19 pm
He did some quality piss-taking / showboating appeals and celebrations for the wickets too. What a guy.

Oh, and let's not forget he's still pretty handy in the long form of the game too - first ball of a recent WI v Bangladesh Test got dispatched over the ropes:

*SIX off the 1st ball* - Chris Gayle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQbwKe7Mps#ws)

Love the fact he doesn't even contemplate running, just stands there to admire his work!


Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on June 04, 2013, 01:19:56 pm
It was twenty years ago today...apparently...I suspect we are not going to see anything like this from our side this year. :'(
http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/two-decades-on-warnes-delivery-is-still-the-ball-of-the-century-20130604-2nmt6.html (http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/two-decades-on-warnes-delivery-is-still-the-ball-of-the-century-20130604-2nmt6.html)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on June 04, 2013, 02:12:18 pm
20 years ago, that's shocking. Feels like only a few months - I'm too old.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: fatneck on July 10, 2013, 10:32:01 am
In work, Radio 5 Live Extra on the iphone...

Bring it on!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 10, 2013, 10:57:18 am
Bought a dab radio from argos as obviously I need one for home ;). It's now in the office with TMS on. Live about 5mins from trent bridge and there was a real buzz around this morning. Gutted I'm not there today, but have managed to fluke tickets for the Sunday at old trafford. Not sure if I'd have batted this morning, overcast and humid in Notts today - think Jimmy would've swung it all over the place, still Cookies been having batting practice on it since monday, so he should know. Need a great show from the openers to put a stamp of superiority on the convicts, and Root the young Yorky to become the next Boycs.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 10, 2013, 11:02:44 am
Red arrows fly past the office window in perfect formation, with red white and blue smoke. Very excited.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 10, 2013, 11:07:30 am
Not sure if I'd have batted this morning, overcast and humid in Notts today - think Jimmy would've swung it all over the place, still Cookies been having batting practice on it since monday, so he should know.

Easily the right choice to bat first - while it may be overcast at the minute the forecast is for sun this afternoon. Add to that the pitch is already dry with cracks in it and it is not going to improve over the next five days.

Anyway TMS - we have had the first Ashes Pigeon and not just a green bus but a yellow one as well and all this is the first over!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 10, 2013, 11:22:02 am
Sure you're right butters,(and even Cook's limited captaincy experience trumps mine of captaining Calverley Parkside Primary School) just feels like a swingy day outside - if it burns off then the pitch will be a great batting track.I really  wouldn't fancy being an Aussie batting against Swanny on the fifth day, reckon he might tear through them.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 10, 2013, 11:41:39 am
Sounds as if the ball is moving a bit through the air and off the seam but the Aussie radar is having issues. Vaughan is raising an interesting point about England wanting really dry pitches for this series as Swann is by far the better spinner than his Aussie equivalent and Root is more than a filler in as well.

Thought that the Aussies had gone for a two pronged spin attack this morning when they announced Agar was in the team but Lyon has been dropped.

And England are 1 down as Pattinson gets an edge!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 10, 2013, 02:45:37 pm
Starting to look a bit sketchy for England! Must say the nerves are already creeping in with Bell and Bairstow at the crease.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 10, 2013, 03:02:29 pm
No sign of the sun burning through to change conditions either in notts. My worry is that if it clears tomorrow (as it's forecast to) that it might be like batting on a different pitch for the aussies. England in this position mainly due to poor shots and not inspired bowling. Need a big stand now I'd have thought 300 is about par for a first innings - but some of the commentators saying 250?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 10, 2013, 03:21:17 pm
I have never been so happy to be working from home. Thank fuck I smashed up my foot, it's all been worthwhile in the end!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 10, 2013, 03:55:56 pm
Thank god the Aussies are throwing in plenty of four balls in between taking wickets (or England throwing them away).

Regarding par on this wicket - I would have thought 350 - 400 would be a good score for a team batting first if the wicket is as good as it is being made out to be though the over head conditions would probably bring that down to 300-350 ish. 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 10, 2013, 04:42:34 pm
Not 215 then. FFS England. Having said that, we never win the first test do we.....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 10, 2013, 04:57:58 pm
I fully expect the sun to come out tomorrow and Clarke to make hay. Hopefully we can just cart the rest of them out!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 10, 2013, 05:07:14 pm
Not 215 then.


No!

Not writing England off yet - the Aussies still have to bat last on the wicket but they have made it very hard to win it.

EDIT - but two wickets in two balls makes it seem a bit better!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 10, 2013, 05:23:53 pm
Yes yes fucking yes! Nice 1 jimmy  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 10, 2013, 09:47:19 pm
Weird batting today, people playing shots when the ball was swinging and seaming. 4 down quickly for the Aussies has really made it all to play for after a crap batting display by England. If there's movement tomorrow morning before it gets dry and sunny then jimmy possibly followed up by broad if he's deemed fit can really expose the Aussie tail.
Went for a couple of beers in the Trent bridge inn, as this is the closest I can get to this test - great atmosphere, great banter - I don't like cricket, oh no, I love it!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 11, 2013, 12:15:27 pm
Well 215 is looking like a massive score at the minute - Anderson is really on it today!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 11, 2013, 12:23:27 pm
Well 215 is looking like a massive score at the minute - Anderson is really on it today!

That there tail is starting to wag though....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 11, 2013, 12:29:30 pm
That there tail is starting to wag though....

Geoffrey is certainly getting rather irate about it - not sure the stumping decision going the batsman's way has helped either...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 11, 2013, 12:32:44 pm
That there tail is starting to wag though....

Geoffrey is certainly getting rather irate about it - not sure the stumping decision going the batsman's way has helped either...

And the dropped catches....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: fatneck on July 11, 2013, 01:21:50 pm
And they're ahead...

I said yesterday to someone (possibly no one on Twitter actually) that it was not the start I was hoping for when we were 180-6 however, what a fascinating couple of days so far!!

Great start (for the neutral?)...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 11, 2013, 01:32:15 pm
Great start (for the neutral?)...

Great game for the neutral but not so good for Geoffrey.

Must say that Agar's batting is giving the chance for some excellent commentary between Tuffers and one of the Aussie commentators (Maxwell I think) on TMS.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 11, 2013, 02:19:39 pm
Looking like a debut century at 11 for Agar!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: fatneck on July 11, 2013, 02:20:59 pm
Best 10th wicket stand in Australian test cricket history!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 11, 2013, 02:58:43 pm
Put the mockers on him but it worked a bit later than I was hoping for!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 11, 2013, 03:17:09 pm
And now the wait for the inevitable England collapse starts....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 11, 2013, 03:42:10 pm
Your reverse mockers is failing quite dramatically Tom!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on July 11, 2013, 04:21:04 pm
no tms or sky at work so with the hotspot blunder do england get there appeal back?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 11, 2013, 04:21:59 pm
Your reverse mockers is failing quite dramatically Tom!

I know :( I tried....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 11, 2013, 10:54:10 pm
As much as a lot of today was total torture you've gotta love it. Nothing beats the Ashes.

Loved KP chomping at the bit but restraining himself this afternoon. Finely poised, bring on tomorrow!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 12, 2013, 05:29:06 pm
What a splendid day of cricket yet again with Bell finally keeping his cool long enough to put together a possible match saving/turning knock and some good dropped catches and dodgy umpiring to help make up for the bad ones yesterday!  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dr T on July 12, 2013, 05:35:28 pm
As much as a lot of today was total torture you've gotta love it. Nothing beats the Ashes.

Loved KP chomping at the bit but restraining himself this afternoon. Finely poised, bring on tomorrow!

Today ain't over yet Jasper...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 14, 2013, 08:29:28 am
Another fantastic day yesterday.

So many twists and it's not over yet....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 14, 2013, 01:01:14 pm
A great spell from Anderson seems to have settled this one. nine down and still some way short of the target.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on July 14, 2013, 02:10:02 pm
Aussie only need 20 runs but only 1 wicket left talk about tense
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 14, 2013, 02:27:17 pm
Never in doubt... arise sir jimmy!  :bow:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 14, 2013, 02:29:56 pm
10fer for Jimmy. I bet the Undertones wish they were getting royalties
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on July 14, 2013, 11:22:53 pm
Fuck it was like 2005 all over again
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on July 15, 2013, 07:40:42 am
on friday afternoon I was sat with TMS on my tablet and cricinfo app on my phone and thought fuck it I will buy sky sports.
I then spent the next three days sat on my couch watching one of the best test matches I have ever seen and explaining to my house mate and his girlfriend what was going on.
Well worth the money!

But England need to seriously sort out taking the last wicket
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 15, 2013, 08:48:26 am
My 7 year old daughter and me wandered down to trent bridge to see the atmosphere at the lunch break yesterday. Found a spot just outside the ground where we could see the screen and the atmosphere was amazing. A very nice steward then let us in to see the presentations. What a test match!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Falling Down on July 15, 2013, 10:38:06 am
I got a ticket for Day 5 a week today at Lords.  Fingers crossed that the match plays all the way through..
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 15, 2013, 11:13:38 am
I got a ticket for Day 5 a week today at Lords.  Fingers crossed that the match plays all the way through..
Fantastic I've got a ticket for thebsunday at old Trafford.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 15, 2013, 11:39:28 am
What a match. Not sure I've ever seen a test where the balance shifted one way and then the other so many times. Every time we seemed to be taking a bit of control in the game the Aussies fought back, just amazing.

We went to the in laws yesterday morning which resulted in the men/boy huddling round my phone watching Sky Go. We set off back with England having taken the 9th wicket pretty confident that we'd listen to the victory on TMS in the car..... Got back during lunch having endured a tortuous journey listening to the lead being chipped away.

As Dolly said, it was exactly like Edgbaston 2005. That horrible creeping feeling that after all this we were going to chuck it away. Then the appeal which nobody but Prior seemed to be taking seriously until the Hotspot came on screen and I was screaming at Raf "There's a mark!! There's a mark on the bat!!!".

Thank fuck for Jimmy Anderson. Bresnan in for Finn at Lords anyone?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on July 15, 2013, 12:19:47 pm
Thank fuck for Jimmy Anderson. Bresnan in for Finn at Lords anyone?
I would go for that but the sky team thought they would bring tremlet in over bresnan. Also I think I saw on BBC they have said they are keeping the same line up.

Would of been nice to see root bowl a few more overs but if nothing else he had a pretty good efficiency 1 wicket and 6runs off two overs.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 15, 2013, 12:25:47 pm
It's an unchanged squad so no Tremlett but they will have to choose between Finn, Bresnan and Onions. The argument seems to be that Finn has a much better record at Lords than Bresnan but obviously had a bit of a nightmare in the first test. If the pitch is going to be similar to Trent Bridge though surely Bresnan should play. Might bolster the lower order a bit too as he's pretty handy with the bat.
Title: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 15, 2013, 01:21:45 pm
I still chuckle at Jasper seeing Root in a boozer in sheff having a lager and a packet of Pringles :) mrsTT's neighbour is lancs paceman Kyle Hogg, so I'm going to try and tap him up for a ticket for the old Trafford test.. (Fat chance I suspect..)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 15, 2013, 01:35:03 pm
I still chuckle at Jasper seeing Root in a boozer in sheff having a lager and a packet of Pringles

It was at the bar of Sheffield Collegiate CC where the sprog goes to cricket academy. I swear he'd never have been served if they hadn't known who he was as he looks about 12.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 15, 2013, 06:03:46 pm
I got a ticket for Day 5 a week today at Lords.  Fingers crossed that the match plays all the way through..
Fantastic I've got a ticket for thebsunday at old Trafford.

I've got one for Sunday at OT as well  :icon_beerchug:

And one for Saturday and Sunday at Chester-le-Street  :icon_beerchug:  :icon_beerchug:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 15, 2013, 08:15:23 pm
I got a ticket for Day 5 a week today at Lords.  Fingers crossed that the match plays all the way through..
Fantastic I've got a ticket for thebsunday at old Trafford.

I've got one for Sunday at OT as well  :icon_beerchug:

And one for Saturday and Sunday at Chester-le-Street  :icon_beerchug:  :icon_beerchug:
where are you sat on the Sunday at OT? We're in stand d. Got a premier inn in the quays too, so can get proper tanked up :icon_beerchug:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 15, 2013, 08:33:10 pm
No idea where we are - someone else got the tickets and I sorted the Chester-le-Street tickets.

Good idea getting a hotel, I have a doss in the BMC doss house  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 17, 2013, 11:34:35 am
Study proves people who don't like cricket are wrong. (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/people-who-dont-like-cricket-are-wrong-say-experts-2013071575756)

Quote
“You can get arseholed whilst watching it, it’s officially not allowed to be played when the weather is terrible and yesterday pissed off the entire continent of Australia. If all of that isn’t enough for you then you’re operating on a level of jaded I can’t actually comprehend.”
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 17, 2013, 04:17:35 pm
Really good article on DRS and why England utilised the system better than Australia in the first test:

http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2013/content/current/story/651959.html (http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2013/content/current/story/651959.html)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Duma on July 17, 2013, 06:16:40 pm
Surely the rest of that article pales into insignificance once you realise that the Groundsman at lords is called Mike Hunt.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 17, 2013, 06:31:16 pm
Haha outstanding name. I look forward to them chatting with him about the wicket preparation before tomorrow's start of play  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 17, 2013, 06:33:35 pm
Surely the rest of that article pales into insignificance once you realise that the Groundsman at lords is called Mike Hunt.

:D nearly as bad as...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/tv-station-duped-giving-racist-names-san-fran-pilots-article-1.1397490 (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/tv-station-duped-giving-racist-names-san-fran-pilots-article-1.1397490)

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1397489.1373809873!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/newscast13n-1-web.jpg)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 18, 2013, 10:31:52 am
England win the toss and will bat first (YYFY). Bresnan in for Finn.

Cowan and Starc out for Australia replaced by Khawaja and Ryan Harris.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on July 18, 2013, 12:06:14 pm
WTF is happening ?
Its not meant to be like this  :(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 18, 2013, 04:43:43 pm
The ship seems to be steadying now - Bell playing a good innings with a reprieved Bairstow. Was more than a little concerned earlier though to say the least.   
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 18, 2013, 04:47:13 pm
Yes 221/4 looks a little better than 28/3.  :o

Bairstow v lucky indeed.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Moo on July 18, 2013, 05:35:55 pm
The Umpires have indeed been cruel to Australia..............................good on them
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 18, 2013, 09:14:03 pm
Just watched the highlights. We're really not batting well, I didn't see the pitch or the aussie bowlers do much. If smith can take 3 with that sort of bowling swann should be on the honours board! It'll be interesting to see what a parr score is.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 18, 2013, 09:47:01 pm
Just watched the highlights. We're really not batting well, I didn't see the pitch or the aussie bowlers do much. If smith can take 3 with that sort of bowling swann should be on the honours board! It'll be interesting to see what a parr score is.

On TMS they suggested (this morning) that 350 was a par...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 18, 2013, 10:44:33 pm
On TMS they suggested (this morning) that 350 was a par...

Didn't hear that but it sounds low to me for batting first on that wicket. Having said that after the first three wickets went down it would seem about right I suppose but then Trott, Bell and Bairstow got past fifty today but only Bell went on to score big so 350 would have been considered a bare minimum I would have thought.

Good bowling today by Harris though - lovely description of him from Cricinfo:

"Harris, a stout man bowling with aggression and intent, barging through the heat haze like a combine harvester powering through a cornfield, had three for 28 in 13 overs by tea. Like the best harvester, Harris maintained an immaculate line".

Also impressed with Clarke's captaincy yet again - he really does try and make things happen and Cook could do well to pay attention IMO.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 18, 2013, 10:56:41 pm
Twas Vaughn who gave that figure - whilst Bell and Bairstow were just getting going...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 19, 2013, 04:07:03 pm
WTF is happening ?
Its not meant to be like this  :(

You were right of course Dolly, it's meant to be like this.  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 19, 2013, 04:21:43 pm
Fantastic stuff so far!  :icon_beerchug:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on July 19, 2013, 04:30:53 pm
WTF is happening ?
Its not meant to be like this  :(

You were right of course Dolly, it's meant to be like this.  ;D


 ;D  so happy to be wrong


So... do we enforce the follow on or bat again ?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 19, 2013, 04:37:49 pm
Not counting chickens however, I'd bat again. Loads of time, great forecast we could quickly bat them out of the game and then get at them as the pitch deteriorates.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on July 19, 2013, 04:41:59 pm
So would I -  opinion in the office is split though.
Counter argument here is that if we get them to follow on ,get a few more wickets tonight, couple in the morning and the pressure will get to them
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 19, 2013, 04:43:40 pm
TMS view seems to be 99% England bat again - chance to give our bowlers a good rest..
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on July 19, 2013, 04:49:35 pm
Right, its decided.
Cookie was just waiting to get the UKB thumbs up.

Me you and Jasper think we should bat again so I'll let him know :)

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on July 19, 2013, 05:58:07 pm
OK back around
Its not meant to be like this
Cook and Trott both playing on their stumps against Siddle  - WTF ?


Just when you think a match is in the bag...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 19, 2013, 11:50:35 pm
And KP wafting like a tit for no reason.

This is England, it's never going to go smoothly.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 20, 2013, 12:19:00 am
And KP wafting like a tit for no reason.

It is all part of a cunning plan to further demoralise the Aussies - drop KP, restore Compton to opener and drop Root to no.4.  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 20, 2013, 12:49:22 am
https://mobile.twitter.com/richardsdickens/status/358327548620451841/photo/1
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 20, 2013, 12:28:16 pm
Well jealous! I need to get hold of a digital radio to get tms at the crag tomorrow :)

Good to see Root get his 50, fingers crossed he can push on.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 20, 2013, 12:53:20 pm
Yes, loving this as it must be torture to watch if you're Australian.

Root should really have been out for single figures yesterday but this innings should do his confidence a load of good. Great stuff.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 20, 2013, 01:54:23 pm
If cook, trot and Peterson actually put in a batting performance, we will absolutely slaughter them. Win the toss get a proper first innings score we could obliterate them. Hard not to be loving it!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 20, 2013, 03:23:13 pm
If cook, trot and Peterson actually put in a batting performance, we will absolutely slaughter them.

Not sure about Cook but both Trott and Peiterson have made half centuries haven't they? Consistency is more the issue with the latter two and of those I have far less concerns about Trott. Prior is probably the biggest disappointment for me with the bat so far.   
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 20, 2013, 03:47:56 pm
Cook made 50 in the second innings at Trent Bridge. He then promptly got out but you're still right.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 21, 2013, 11:51:58 pm
A thorough kicking for a crap side that really does not deserve any better. Until Australia produces a new generation of batsmen capable of concentrating for more than 30 minutes I am afraid they are doomed to disappoint their supporters. A well-deserved win for England.

   Just a little  :jab: to add. You guys on here really should stop worrying about your batting line-up, somebody has stepped up in both test matches at crucial times and played the innings that was needed. Even better, you have some good players around the counties able to step up if somebody has a prolonged slump,  Take a look back at the great Australian teams from 1989 to 2003 (as many of us over here do.... :boohoo:) and you'll find it was exactly the same, you just need one or two of your batsmen - any one or two will do - to fire each time and then your bowlers have something to work with...and your bowling line-up doesn't need that much to work with in it's current form.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 22, 2013, 09:24:51 am
Pity Falling Down with his ticket for today's play :(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Falling Down on July 22, 2013, 09:40:50 am
Had my linens pressed too....

C'est la vie. 

Off for a bike ride instead.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 22, 2013, 10:34:12 am
linens should go well with the brompton.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 22, 2013, 11:14:16 am
Just a little  :jab: to add. You guys on here really should stop worrying about your batting line-up, somebody has stepped up in both test matches at crucial times and played the innings that was needed. Even better, you have some good players around the counties able to step up if somebody has a prolonged slump,  Take a look back at the great Australian teams from 1989 to 2003 (as many of us over here do.... :boohoo:) and you'll find it was exactly the same, you just need one or two of your batsmen - any one or two will do - to fire each time and then your bowlers have something to work with...and your bowling line-up doesn't need that much to work with in it's current form.

It is not so much the line up that I have issues with as the inconsistency that seems to be prevalent especially in the first innings - most of them get in but fail to kick on from there. Having said that they do have another seven tests against the Aussies to correct this.  ;) 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 22, 2013, 12:39:21 pm
... they do have another seven tests against the Aussies... 

You can imagine how well that is going down over here at the moment.... :blink:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 22, 2013, 12:42:56 pm
I think the reason we're moaning about the lack of consistency is that we're looking at the bigger picture and we'd like to be back to number 1 in the world. To beat south africa and the sub continent teams on their home pitches we'll need our big batters scoring runs, you know playing proper teams, who have decent sides with decent batting, not like Australia (are you Holland in disguise?) who are doing their best to get demoted to a second tier test nation. ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Falling Down on July 22, 2013, 02:29:28 pm
linens should go well with the brompton.

 ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 22, 2013, 03:07:57 pm
linens should go well with the brompton.

 ;D

:D superb....

I now have an image of FD leaning on his Brompton, in his whites, 50's shades on and with a glass of Pimms in one hand
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 22, 2013, 04:12:43 pm
And WWA's Straight Outta Brompton on his oversize headphones.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 22, 2013, 10:43:37 pm
I think the reason we're moaning about the lack of consistency is that we're looking at the bigger picture and we'd like to be back to number 1 in the world. To beat south africa and the sub continent teams on their home pitches we'll need our big batters scoring runs

The sub continent part has been taken care of to a degree following the caning we took against Pakistan and the first test in India - it had been a long time since we had played in that part of the world and it took a while for the mindset to change. Scoring at 3 or 4 an over is simply not going to happen and you have to bat patiently. Unfortunately we are probably a  few years away from playing either of those teams again on their home grounds so whether those lessons stay stuck in the mind is another matter but the core of the team is young enough to still be together for the next tour so hopefully we will be OK.

SA at home should (in theory at least) be a touch easier as it is a similar sort of pitch to what we are used to and once Kallis retires they are going to have a big issue balancing the batting\bowling as he has been phenomenal for years now in that all rounder role he plays. Arguably they should also look to add a decent spinner to their side as well but they got to number one and won somewhere on the subcontinent in the last year without one so that is a bit of a moot point really. 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on July 23, 2013, 08:47:41 am
Failing a decent spinner, they should bring back Paul Adams. Just to confound batsmen again.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 29, 2013, 04:23:30 pm
Good article about Stuart Broad:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2013/jul/29/england-stuart-broad-ashes (http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2013/jul/29/england-stuart-broad-ashes)

I like Broad for a lot of the reasons it seems other people don't. Surely just the fact that he winds Australia up so much should make him a national treasure.  ;) Remember this?

(http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Mitchell+Johnson+Stuart+Broad+England+v+Australia+s4pk5AF9aPVl.jpg)

Love this from the comments too.....

Quote
I take absolutely no notice of anything the disingenuous Aussies say and any Englishman who does is tantamount to a traitor in my book. And you know we do with them.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on August 02, 2013, 06:22:03 pm
Looks like England may require the weather to come to the rescue this weekend!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 02, 2013, 06:23:50 pm
It'll probably be pissing it down all down Sunday, when we've got tickets. :pissed:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 02, 2013, 07:31:30 pm
Could have done without that daft decision/non review of the Bresnan wicket.

Still think we can dig in tomorrow though and if we bat all day and into Sunday who knows!?

I realise this looks unlikely at the moment.....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 02, 2013, 08:10:58 pm
If cook can get through this virus and bat to his potential on a flat pitch we could rack up a very very decent score. Knock the Aussies over cheaply Sunday pm and evening when I'm trolled and singing then pop the runs off on Monday. Happy days!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 02, 2013, 08:32:00 pm
Swann* was saying tonight that the game gets a whole lot harder when the ball softens up and Clarke said something along those lines as well. As long as we don't lose a couple of cheap wickets early on tomorrow it is probably going to be a slow day at the test.

*He also said on Radio 5 that England would bat all day tomorrow, take the lead and then win the test but I have a bit less faith in that statement
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 02, 2013, 09:00:15 pm
But remember sir geoff's granny could bat on that pitch with a stick of rhubarb.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on August 03, 2013, 08:26:47 am
What I want today is a shit load of rain and an incredibly boring test. Just dig in and draw the match. Retain the ashes
Title: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 03, 2013, 08:56:40 am
Australia's only way to win this match (looking at the apocalyptic forecast for Monday) is knock England out cheap and enforce a follow on. I think from lunchtime yesterday it became clear Englands best hope was a draw...

Still stranger things have happened....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 03, 2013, 07:11:46 pm
If we can get those last 34 runs tomorrow morning then surely it'll be a draw. If not....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 03, 2013, 08:24:31 pm
Talk on TMS was that since the draw is no good for Australia they could bat again and allow Clarke to make a very enticing declaration giving England something to aim at and gamble on not losing 10 wickets in the process.   
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Moo on August 03, 2013, 08:29:45 pm
I think Cook is just too smart to try and play for anything but a draw now. It's been written on the wall since end of play day 2 if you ask me.

 The only way we can hope to win is via an absolute batting collapse by the Aussies, which is not out of the question.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 03, 2013, 10:33:30 pm
I agree. Why go for the glory of 5-0 (shut up Beefy!) when this test has proved they're actually in it. Grind out the draw and we've retained the Ashes.

I reckon Australia would be insane not to enforce the follow on when Monday looks like it could be a washout and I may be alone on this but I think these 34 runs are crucial.

They won't have time to win otherwise. Weather forecast incorrectness notwithstanding.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Moo on August 04, 2013, 01:33:57 pm
Ooooooo cheeky early wicket getting my hopes up.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 04, 2013, 01:41:28 pm
Ooooooo cheeky early wicket getting my hopes up.

A very interesting day ahead.... I dont think the weathers going to be as bad as everyone thought (I'm in S.Manc) and its going to be fun to see how much the Aussies want to get ahead... Then need to dangle the carrot, but not too many!!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Moo on August 04, 2013, 07:26:17 pm
Well I'm predicting the Aussies to declare early leaving around 350 we'll spend the day playing off the back foot maybe get a sniff at the win late on assuming we don't have a batting collapse.

In reality it'll rain and I'll be stuck on this oil rig forced to watch Scottish football, which is about as close to purgatory as you can get without dying.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 04, 2013, 08:05:45 pm
Clarke understandably not happy about the bad light decision but I don't think it'll end up having any bearing on the result.

It was another odd one by the umpires though and in keeping with the frankly shoddy standard throughout the series so far.

How the ICB have got to the point where these are the only umpires allowed to officiate in an Ashes series is beyond me. The system is fucked.
Title: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 04, 2013, 08:21:35 pm
Ironically the sun is now out in S. Manchester...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 04, 2013, 11:18:21 pm
It was another odd one by the umpires though and in keeping with the frankly shoddy standard throughout the series so far.

How the ICB have got to the point where these are the only umpires allowed to officiate in an Ashes series is beyond me. The system is fucked.

This article (http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/aug/04/ashes-2013-rain-england-australia) covers some of the points that you raise Jasper and also points out that Cook was never going to have two spinners bowling even if he had Warne and Muri to call on. Can not blame him for that as a draw is all that England need and as much as I would like to see a frenetic run chase in an attempt to win it was never going to happen.

As for the ICB and neutral umpires - I there are a total of 12 elite umpires but eight of those are either English or Australian which leaves only four available for selection as you can not have home\away umpires standing in a test. There is talk of Billy Bowden (he of the crooked finger and extravagant boundary signalling) standing in the next test in some capacity so that has to help but surely the other six test playing nations can muster up a few more umpires worthy of being raised to the elite panel!  :shrug:

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on August 05, 2013, 10:10:30 am
there are a total of 12 elite umpires but eight of those are either English or Australian which leaves only four available for selection

Surely even a luddite like me can see the stupidity of this situation?? There have to be other capable umpires out there.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on August 05, 2013, 10:33:37 am
looking at wikipeadia there is not much variety out there:
4 england
4 Australia
1 Pakistan
1 New zealand
1 South Africa
1 Sri Lanka

No one from windies or india

Rauf I understand the reasons but I am suprised bowden was dropped. I did not realise bowden was dropped so recently from the elite list (June?) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-2348044/Youre-Umpires-Rauf-Bowden-dismissed-international-Elite-Panel.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-2348044/Youre-Umpires-Rauf-Bowden-dismissed-international-Elite-Panel.html)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 05, 2013, 10:42:00 am
£200k PA to be an elite umpire....

I'm in.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on August 05, 2013, 11:20:23 am
easy money - travel the world, get to watch some great cricket from the best seat in the house, waggle your hands occasionally and make so crap decisions.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 05, 2013, 11:33:24 am
The whole DRS debate is really interesting though... and especially related to football. Some of the pundits on TMS admire how football has not bowed to it, whereas most footy pundits thing it should be introduced..

Personally I think it should be wholly at the umpires discretion - like it used to be with runouts.. so if they're not sure they refer it and etc...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Moo on August 05, 2013, 12:03:47 pm
Oh dear ...........
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on August 05, 2013, 12:25:57 pm
what the fuck. We ordered a shit ton of rain all day! Now englands batting and cooks gone for a duck

 :rtfm: todays supposed to be a wash out.

Its pretty dark this side of the pennines get them to get there light metres out!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Moo on August 05, 2013, 12:28:29 pm
Oh dear oh dear ..............
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on August 05, 2013, 12:33:24 pm
bloody rain today is no help either.
a big drypatch around manc between two large patches of rain.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 05, 2013, 04:41:04 pm
Match abonded. The Urn stays at Lord's  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 05, 2013, 04:58:01 pm
So retained the ashes thanks to the weather.  Old trafford was great yesterday, nearly saw a full days play, drank shed loads of pints, got a bit of a suntan (no idea how) and had a bit of a sing.

Although the ground is huge I wasn't that impressed with it, also the rent a stewards weren't that friendly.
My favourite ground is Trent bridge, friendly, loads of toilets and loads of bars, seems really set up for the fans.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 05, 2013, 05:36:04 pm
No, we have retained the Ashes because we are 2-0 up after 3 Tests.

And don't forget that we had them in the first place because we hammered them in Oz last time round.

We were about 10 yards from the stairs to the Convicts dressing room yesterday so were able to give Warner lots of abuse from close range. Merv Hughes and his tour group were just in front of us so they got some stick as well.

I thought OT was much better than it used to be, never had to queue for beer, they had expanded the number of food outlets and the extra bogs that they installed meant not having to queue more than a couple of minutes for a piss.

Agree about the stewards but they are like that everywhere these days. However I was mightily impressed with the beer snake on the temp stand, don't think I have ever seen one that big - I was surprised the stewards didn't stop it.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 05, 2013, 06:44:50 pm
We were sat near the beer snake, quite a laugh. Good number of Aussies too who were good value too. Class day out.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 05, 2013, 06:52:16 pm
No, we have retained the Ashes because we are 2-0 up after 3 Tests.
More meant that we retained the ashes TODAY because o the weather, reckon we'll beat them in the next 2. I still don't think we're firing as a team which is weird as we've retained the ashes faster than anytime since 1900 and something. Watching Anderson just get one wicket is pretty much a one off, can only imagine him storming back and destroying them.

Did you have a go on the bowling nets round the back? I managed a measly 43 mph, but line and length were perfectly in the corridor of uncertainty. My mate bowled it nearly sideways at 21mph and the steward had to fetch it from underneath some bins round the back.  :oops:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 05, 2013, 07:37:14 pm
Ha ha! Class.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 05, 2013, 07:43:20 pm
The whole DRS debate is really interesting though... and especially related to football. Some of the pundits on TMS admire how football has not bowed to it, whereas most footy pundits thing it should be introduced..

Personally I think it should be wholly at the umpires discretion - like it used to be with runouts.. so if they're not sure they refer it and etc...

Even though they are introducing Hawkeye to all PL games this year (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/aug/03/football-hawk-eye-premier-league) the comparisons are not really all that valid in that the technology is place is so different and it is implemented very differently.

Without doubt the DRS system in cricket needs revising in relation to the LBW rule and probably the umpires call rule but the main issue seems to be that the umpires are not 100% certain what they are doing which is not helped by only having the four available to officiate in this series. The other issue is that the technology is introduced almost as soon as it is available and gives the impression that is is undergoing final testing in the field - Hotspot especially is variable in the results that it produces. There was a bit on TMS yesterday lunchtime with Simon Hughes covering this available here* (http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/fivelive/tms/tms_20130804-1521a.mp3) and also gives some details on the tests that they are running where the 3rd umpire has a devoted feed from the TV companies (think that's right) so they get to see stuff a lot quicker and can hopefully come to a decision sooner.

Not sure that it should all be at the umpires digression either - as soon as it was introduced for run out decisions then even obvious run outs were being referred up to the 3rd umpire. The technology should be there for the tight decisions and not as a catch all for every decision required.

* The Simon Hughes bit is after an interview with Gary Neville - worth listening to that too IMO.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 05, 2013, 08:10:22 pm
Yeah the point I was trying to make earlier was to do with the fact that these four umpires are the only ones available.

This seems like a crazy situation and has more bearing than the technicalities of DRS imo. I agree that it needs tweaking (and in the ways mentioned) but the biggest issue in this series has been the inability of the third umpire to get it right despite the technology available.

The shocking decisions have gone either way though so the age old rule of things evening themselves out seems to still hold water DRS or not.

ANYWAY! Let's push on and win the series 4-0 now. I also agree that England have been far from their best and can tonk these fuckers if they can get somewhere near it.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 05, 2013, 08:49:07 pm
Yeah the point I was trying to make earlier was to do with the fact that these four umpires are the only ones available.

Been searching on and off without success for something that states who the nominations from the International Panel have been and whether anyone has in fact turned down the offer to join the Elite Panel as even I can not believe that the ICC have not seen this issue coming but then the ICC do prove the rule regarding truth being stranger than fiction on a fairly regular basis.   :-[

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on August 06, 2013, 08:04:46 am
do all three(/four) umpries need to be from the elite panel?

Quote from: wikipedia
The panel was first established in April 2002 when the ICC decided to reform the way that international cricket was umpired. The main change was that both umpires in a Test match and one of the umpires in a One-day international are now independent of the competing nations, whereas before 2002 just one of the umpires in a Test was independent and in ODIs both umpires were from the home nation.

The wiki entry does not say anything about the third umpire. I guess this could be why the crocked finger of doom might be making a come back. However I guess he would only be allowed to be third umpire?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 12, 2013, 07:59:55 pm
Wow. Can I have Broadie's babies  :lets_do_it_wild:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on October 16, 2013, 03:15:27 pm
Controversial high five thrown willy nilly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f5Jr2D0FZo#)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on October 16, 2013, 03:15:49 pm
You need the commentary on
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on October 16, 2013, 03:33:29 pm
Commentary is great. Nice insinuation that the Cons don't take many wickets
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on October 26, 2013, 06:54:56 am
Apologies if you have seen this but it gave me a good chuckle!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R48wPr1K6LA&feature=player_embedded&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DR48wPr1K6LA%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R48wPr1K6LA&feature=player_embedded&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DR48wPr1K6LA%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 26, 2013, 10:02:45 am
 :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: JackAus on October 26, 2013, 10:05:22 am
Ahahahaha... Quality!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Matt N on October 26, 2013, 02:14:15 pm
Ha ha... that's it commentators... we should ban high fiving; it's just so dangerous... what's more Ozzy men are not meant to be showing emotions   :oops:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on November 20, 2013, 01:07:41 pm
so ahead of the second ashes series tonight any predictions
I think it will be a series draw 2-2.

The convicts looked okay over the summer and with a bit more experience they might be able to actually win a mtach.
Also Michael Clarke's captiancy was excellent over the summer hopefully cook will of learned something from this.
Unlike punter I dont actually mind Michael Clarke

-Edit- How come Bresnan has not gone? still got back issues?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on November 20, 2013, 01:22:33 pm
so ahead of the second ashes series tonight any predictions
I think it will be a series draw 2-2.

The convicts looked okay over the summer and with a bit more experience they might be able to actually win a mtach.
Also Michael Clarke's captiancy was excellent over the summer hopefully cook will of learned something from this.
Unlike punter I dont actually mind Michael Clarke
Hmm, I think we might all be believing the hype the Aussies are throwing out, combined with years of having the Aussie boot on our throat. Remember Clarke has lost 7 out of the last 9 tests and they lost the ashes 3 0 with England hardly firing. England are going about their business quietly and look to be focussing on the game, whereas the Aussies are giving a good impression that they believe ashes are won in sledging. Clarke was a right grumpy/stressed captain in his latest press conference - could be the weight of expectation on his shoulders and reality of the task as for some reason the majority of the Aussie public seem to think they'll win.

Not too concerned about the record at the Gabba, it's a flat track that get's flatter. If we survive the first morning's play/new ball then we should be able to post a demoralising score (we got 500 and a bit for one in the second innings last time down under)

Should be a hard fought series, but over 5 tests the best sides tend to come out on top and that is still England. Bring it on  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 20, 2013, 02:12:10 pm
Bresnan is back in full training and should be fit for the second test. Looks like Tremlett is most likely to deputise in the first. Sounds as if Prior may well have recovered from his calf injury which would be a massive boost.

Remains to be seen how Carberry will do opening the batting as seems likely. Hope he does well, he has the talent but I'm a little concerned that his selection is based on a couple of innings against low quality bowling in which by most accounts he still looked a little shaky (despite the scores). Of course, if it works then having Root further down the order could be a masterstroke.

I agree that the Aussies are more talk than substance. If Mitchell Johnson is their not so secret weapon then we've not got much to be scared of. He can be devastatingly quick but his temperament is still suspect and he's just as likely to get wayward and get smashed all round the park. Their preparations have hardly been ideal with Watto unlikely to bowl (at least to start with) it puts a lot of pressure on Siddle and Harris to stay fit and bowl a lot of overs. Also it's not surprising that Clarke seems tetchy when all the pressure is on them.

Get at least a draw in this test and we'll win the series, lose it and maybe they'll scrape a drawn series but I can't see us losing.

As an aside, it's good to see that DRS will include real time snicko to back up hotspot. Snicko seemed by far the more accurate bit of technology in the previous series so it's a positive that they've got it sorted (especially as they were going to shelve hotspot completely at one point).

Wish I could stay up all night.  :(

Come on England.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on November 20, 2013, 02:25:05 pm
As an aside, it's good to see that DRS will include real time snicko to back up hotspot. Snicko seemed by far the more accurate bit of technology in the previous series so it's a positive that they've got it sorted (especially as they were going to shelve hotspot completely at one point).
good point but more importantly is it the same umpires as the last five tests?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 20, 2013, 02:36:56 pm
Not quite.....

http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2013-14/content/story/687133.html (http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2013-14/content/story/687133.html)

The crooked finger of doom is back!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on November 20, 2013, 02:56:36 pm
excellent, shame hes only on the field once and third umpire once.

Quote
Ashes 2013-14 umpires

Brisbane - Dar, Dharmasena; Erasmus (TV umpire)
Adelaide - Erasmus, Dharmasena; Hill
Perth - Erasmus, Bowden; Hill
Melbourne - Dar, Dharmasena; Bowden
Sydney - Dar, Erasmus; Hill
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on November 20, 2013, 03:24:30 pm
Excited - and looking forward to falling asleep at 11:45pm whilst waiting for it to start :)

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on November 20, 2013, 03:40:22 pm
Looking forward to waking up early and listening to tms as it should carry on a tad later with the midnight start?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on November 20, 2013, 03:58:04 pm
Looking forward to waking up early and listening to tms as it should carry on a tad later with the midnight start?  :popcorn:

Thats true - though either way I'll get it in the neck from MrsTT - bed too late or up too early.....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 20, 2013, 04:08:17 pm
 :lol:

Yep. I'll (quite rightly) get "how come you can get up at 6 for this but not for anything else?". I have no answer either!  :guilty:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on November 20, 2013, 05:28:36 pm
:lol:

Yep. I'll (quite rightly) get "how come you can get up at 6 for this but not for anything else?". I have no answer either!  :guilty:

The real answer is "because its more interesting"... but you know NEVER to say that... :D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on November 20, 2013, 06:28:07 pm
Here's hoping that every single Aussie walks when they get a nick  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on November 20, 2013, 07:44:27 pm
Here's hoping that every single Aussie walks when they get a nick  ;)

I'm looking forward to them spunking all their reviews early on so they have to ;) just like last time....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on November 20, 2013, 09:26:57 pm
Here's hoping that every single Aussie walks when they get a nick  ;)

I'm looking forward to them spunking all their reviews early on so they have to ;) just like last time...

And sir Geoff pissing himself live on air. "You've got not reviews left lads"
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on November 20, 2013, 11:09:09 pm
No strictly true chaps...this is the first series where they're using what's being called the "Monopoly reviews" - if a team gets to 80 overs then their reviews get topped back up to 2.


Should at least help the Aussies once we're 400-and-some-odd for none and they need some more referrals!

Title: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on November 20, 2013, 11:53:15 pm
So in bed listening on the iplayer whilst mrsTT gently serenades me with a two tone snore ;)
Game on
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: JackAus on November 21, 2013, 12:07:27 am
Live scoreboard if anyone wants it:

http://livescores.cricket.com.au/summary_2817_1.html (http://livescores.cricket.com.au/summary_2817_1.html)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: fatneck on November 21, 2013, 08:46:54 am
A good first day for the "cheating Poms"  :boxing:

Nice to see Broad nab Clarke for 1 as well  :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 21, 2013, 08:28:14 pm
The Aussie coaches/media/fans plan to wind Broad up so that he bowls more aggressively is paying off nicely so far.

Oh and how many times does he have to get Clarke before we start mentioning the word bunny?
Title: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on November 21, 2013, 08:36:40 pm
Broad called him bunny in the post match press conf ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on November 21, 2013, 09:44:48 pm
And turned up to the press conference carrying a copy of the brisbane courier mail.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on November 21, 2013, 11:05:33 pm
Is anyone watching it now ?
Chris Tremlett is absolutely fucking massive -  like a proper giant with massive hands talking to tiny dwarf presenters with their little tiny pretend mics. Nasser Hussain is 5 11 same size as me and looks like Gimli next to him
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on November 22, 2013, 12:36:34 am
 :oops: Aussies all out now, talking the talk without walking the walk. Hopefully when I wake up for work, we'll still be batting with only a couple of wickets down
Title: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on November 22, 2013, 05:36:50 am
Different type of oops now... I assume most folk will have got up and switched on the radio before UKB - but in case you havnt.. go and switch on the radio :(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andybfreeman on November 22, 2013, 06:19:52 am
Having had an amazing day at the test yesterday I was feeling quite smug in my dealings with my covict colleagues...

But then, I boarded a plane with the score at 60 odd for 2 and arrived back in Brisbane with us 9 down  :o :'(

I have tickets for Sunday but at this rate, unless the weather intervenes, there won't be any cricket
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on November 22, 2013, 07:15:17 am
It's like waking up in the 90s or 80s. Went to bed feeling confident, woke up confused and then depressed and fed up. Going to need a miracle to avoid a defeat.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 22, 2013, 08:04:23 am
Raf put the tv on this morning, came into the kitchen and told me Australia were batting. I thought he was joking.  :o

What is it about the Gabba?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on November 22, 2013, 09:04:50 am
Raf put the tv on this morning, came into the kitchen and told me Australia were batting. I thought he was joking.  :o

What is it about England in the first innings in the first test of a series?

there you go Jasper corrected that for you.
I'm off to pray at the shrine of close scrapes (Trent Bridge) on the way home tonight.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on November 23, 2013, 10:48:02 am
 :tumble:


 :jab:


Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Moo on November 23, 2013, 11:04:59 am
short of build a five foot high wall in front of each set of stumps I'm not sure what the game plan could be now
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on November 23, 2013, 05:39:36 pm
Well and truly getting  :spank:. The way trott has been getting out in a flurry of calamitous batting is a bit worrying (much like the last series).
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on November 23, 2013, 07:08:15 pm
:tumble:

 :jab:


Wondered where you were...  ;)

Michael Vaughan made a good point towards the end of the TMS broadcast this morning - all of these technical flaws etc. were present during the Ashes earlier this year and even before then but the fact that we won 3-0 papered over an awful lot of cracks at the time. Pretty sure that Trott has been receiving extensive coaching to try and correct the flaws that he has against proper quick bowling since the Ashes as well not that it seems to have done an awful lot... 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: grumpycrumpy on November 24, 2013, 05:53:15 am
 :o ....... Johnson's on fire ........ I thought that England might get beaten at the Gabba, but this is a massacre ........
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on November 24, 2013, 07:51:23 pm
Got proper done over. Interesting to see if England can even make a contest of it? On this test's performance we will get absolutely spanked. On paper we should still be the better side, unfortunately cricket's played on grass.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on November 24, 2013, 07:58:39 pm
The pitch in Adelaide is a drop in pitch and usually slow according to what I have read so at least we have a half chance of getting a draw there. Then it is off to Perth where it really is quick and bouncy so Trott and a few others will be hoping that Mitch's radar has recalibrated itself by then...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: grumpycrumpy on November 25, 2013, 12:00:32 am
Got proper done over. Interesting to see if England can even make a contest of it? On this test's performance we will get absolutely spanked. On paper we should still be the better side, unfortunately cricket's played on grass.

They just need to man up a bit ....... Sounded like they were scared of Johnstone's  ...... And once a fast bowler gets even a whiff of fear .........
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on November 25, 2013, 09:21:39 am
Then it is off to Perth where it really is quick and bouncy so Trott and a few others will be hoping that Mitch's radar has recalibrated itself by then...

Well Trott won't care - he's buggered off, suffering from a stress related somethingorother
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 05, 2013, 11:35:33 am
The day ended reasonable in the end. It could of been a lot worse.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 05, 2013, 02:29:20 pm
Or a lot better had Monty and particularly Carbs held onto those catches.  :wall: (Not mentioning the Root one as that was a really difficult chance).

I'm now fucking knackered after Sharpe jnr woke me up at quarter to six to watch the final session. My fault entirely for getting him into it......  :yawn:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 05, 2013, 06:56:39 pm
Honours even. If we'd have hung onto two of those chances. Clarke worries me, as does our potential first innings score. We could lose the ashes tomorrow in a session. 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on December 05, 2013, 08:10:24 pm
I'm not too confident in our batting depth. Hopefully we won't rue carberry dropping haddin too much!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: JackAus on December 06, 2013, 12:30:30 am
We could lose the ashes tomorrow in a session.

Fingers crossed! :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 06, 2013, 06:33:42 am
I'm not too confident in our batting depth. Hopefully we won't rue carberry dropping haddin too much!

I bloody knew he was going to get a big score.

Here we go again......
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 07, 2013, 06:22:56 am
OK, if you're getting up bright and early to look at the cricket and you haven't done so already, STOP.......!!!  ...unless you happen to be a Mitchell Johnson fan... :whistle: :P
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 07, 2013, 09:11:44 am
All out or a rubbish score again. But why didn't Australia enforce the follow on? It doesn't look like we'll post a score in the entire series, if we can't even bad on this pitch. Still I enjoyed beating Australia over the last few years, back to normality I suppose.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Moo on December 07, 2013, 09:49:08 am
Bollocks
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 07, 2013, 04:06:53 pm
It may of been over now if they enforced the follow on. I guess they want our bowlers tired for the rest of the tour.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: shurt on December 07, 2013, 05:58:13 pm
Missed this thread but it is with great sorrow I post. It's back to the dark ages with the batting collapses. I'm up all night with a teething 9 month yr old and am at the point where I fear checking the text updates on my phone. I did last night at about 5am and just though 'series over'.
It's sad because there's no reason cook, p'son etc shouldn't have been aboe to fill their boots on this pitch. They've all lost the faith
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 07, 2013, 08:43:02 pm
We need to clone Ian Bell.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on December 07, 2013, 09:25:41 pm

We need to clone Ian Bell.

Better of cloning Mitchell Johnson in a UK lab ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 07, 2013, 09:56:57 pm
Johnson isn't anywhere near as good a bowler as we're making him look. Fair play though, he's fucking quick.

As mentioned, he's a confidence player and right from the first innings where he made 50 odd he's had his tail up. With the pathetic batting we're serving up it's hardly surprising that his confidence is now sky high and he's being made to look like McGrath.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: JackAus on December 08, 2013, 10:24:43 am
So stumps on day 4 England is 6/247... Trailing by 283 runs. This is going pretty well for us...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 13, 2013, 02:01:23 am
So we've lost the toss. There goes the ashes.

 :wave:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on December 13, 2013, 10:09:14 am
It was all looking so promising when we had them 140-something for 5... Another ass whooping coming up!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on December 13, 2013, 10:14:08 am
Commentators on SKY and TMS were saying that Cook's captaincy shows no urgency/incision or willingness to try something different - in sharp contrast to Clarke
Have to agree in the few overs I watched/listened to
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 13, 2013, 10:40:34 am
It was all looking so promising when we had them 140-something for 5... Another ass whooping coming up!

Same old story!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 13, 2013, 10:55:25 am
supposedly 300 isn't a bad score on this pitch either!! it's looked a decent batting pitch so far as well. Obviously that'll change when our lot get out in the middle. (I still don't rate Mitchell Johnson, but unfortunately our batting has looked shot)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: JackAus on December 13, 2013, 10:57:14 am
It was all looking so promising when we had them 140-something for 5... Another ass whooping coming up!

I was in a pub in a very small town (population of about 12 people...) and saw that wicket. Finished my beer and left in disgust...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 13, 2013, 10:57:38 am
found out yesterday that there's an hour's worth of highlights (maybe lowlights) on pick tv (freeview and free sky) for those of us not paying for sky sports.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 13, 2013, 11:01:02 am
supposedly 300 isn't a bad score on this pitch either!! it's looked a decent batting pitch so far as well. Obviously that'll change when our lot get out in the middle. (I still don't rate Mitchell Johnson, but unfortunately our batting has looked shot)

It's fucking depressing. School nativity dress rehearsal today is going to have a really pissed off narrator.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 13, 2013, 11:02:00 am
supposedly 300 isn't a bad score on this pitch either!! it's looked a decent batting pitch so far as well. Obviously that'll change when our lot get out in the middle. (I still don't rate Mitchell Johnson, but unfortunately our batting has looked shot)

It's fucking depressing. School nativity dress rehearsal today is going to have a really pissed off narrator.
why is Dense doing it?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on December 13, 2013, 11:29:55 am
I would pay to see that. Would make BBT in Bad Santa seem cheerful.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 13, 2013, 11:33:55 am
Commentators on SKY and TMS were saying that Cook's captaincy shows no urgency/incision or willingness to try something different
This was the same issue in the summer.
The score line might of been comprehensive but the tests were not.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: shurt on December 13, 2013, 03:34:00 pm
Commentators on SKY and TMS were saying that Cook's captaincy shows no urgency/incision or willingness to try something different
This was the same issue in the summer.
The score line might of been comprehensive but the tests were not.

+1

Cook can be quite a passive captain. Clarke is far more decisive, he tries to change things to make stuff happen rather than just wait for the bowlers to do their stuff. Fine if Broad and Anderson are doing the business but not if they are tired and not firing on all cylinders.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 13, 2013, 04:16:40 pm
I don't think Cook's captaincy is really the problem. Anderson and Swann were the two best bowlers in the world, but obviously not at them moment, so his tactic like anybody else's was to throw the ballot them - however I don't think it really matters what he does with the ball when the top and middle order give absolutely nothing to ball at. 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on December 13, 2013, 04:30:54 pm
But there were only 2 fielders within 50 yards of the bat.
Just means that batsmen can fluff a shot with no consequence


Cos I know loads about captaining a test side and all that
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 13, 2013, 04:35:09 pm
But there were only 2 fielders within 50 yards of the bat.
Just means that batsmen can fluff a shot with no consequence


Cos I know loads about captaining a test side and all that
to be fair, at least you've seen it, I've only seen the score cards until I watch the highlights tonight.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: shurt on December 13, 2013, 06:11:09 pm
But there were only 2 fielders within 50 yards of the bat.
Just means that batsmen can fluff a shot with no consequence


Cos I know loads about captaining a test side and all that
to be fair, at least you've seen it, I've only seen the score cards until I watch the highlights tonight.

Fair enough the batsmen have to turn up but Clarke does that great thing of using a constantly changing field to put pressure on and putting doubt in the batsmans mind. It's another element that over 5 days can swing a game in your favour. I don't see Cook doing that much.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 13, 2013, 06:16:25 pm
Yeah it was interesting that all the commentators were in agreement about the field placement errors this morning contributing to a lack of pressure. Don't normally see that.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on December 17, 2013, 09:09:41 am
Arsebiscuits. That is all.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 17, 2013, 09:15:23 am
at least we got a centurion. I think it's time we blooded a new team, been a great era for English cricket one that I thought I would never see when  I was growing up, but I think this team has probably passed over the hill now. Be good to avoid a whitewash, although I'm not sure how that's going to happen - especially now that it looks like broad will be missing from the attack.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 17, 2013, 10:05:43 am
It has not been much to celebrate really - thankfully Stokes went on to make his maiden century to give me one very small straw to clutch from the six innings played so far...  :(

Think there has to be some team rebuilding but given that the team is going through a run of form ranging from indifferent to bloody awful at the minute this year it is hard to see where to start. The top three as it is now seems to be something to build on, Cook has been OK, Carberry has been pretty solid but not built on good starts and Root looks to be a good replacement for Trott at 3. KP seems to exist just to wind me up 99% of the time and as much as he can play a great innings they are too few and far between. Bell has had an indifferent tour but has that class to turn it around and Stokes is a shoe in at 6 but then we get to the meat of the problem. If anyone sums up the bloody awful form that England are going through at the minute it is Prior - made next to no runs, missed a couple of stumpings in the second innings and is just short of confidence. Broad had a great first innings and nothing since and is one of those bowlers you would love as the option for the third seamer as regardless of his figures he doesn't take wickets consistently. Swann has been targeted very well by the Aussies with both bat and ball, Jimmy is at best a third seamer if there is no movement through the air or off the pitch and then you have the actual third seamer position in which Bresnan has been proving a capable if not very dangerous option.

The issue is who you replace with who - KP has to stay I think as Prior has to be dropped (think that Ballance is the "reserve" wicketkeeper for this tour) and then you have to pick four from the bowling options. Broad is at best a possible to play but would be a very risky pick with his injury, Jimmy as noted is getting no movement at all and therefore is somewhat innocuous at best, ditto Bresnan. Monty could come in for Swann but that runs the risk of further weakening the tail though that could be difficult at the minute and Tremlett, Finn and Rankin don't seem to be trusted\in form....

Who would be a selector?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 17, 2013, 10:09:45 am
I don't think there's any point starting rebuilding until after this tour. Bringing new blood into this situation is more than likely to ruin them forever. I'd like to be a selector - don't they get paid to watch cricket?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 17, 2013, 10:35:44 am
I don't think there's any point starting rebuilding until after this tour. Bringing new blood into this situation is more than likely to ruin them forever. I'd like to be a selector - don't they get paid to watch cricket?

The options to "rebuild" on this tour are limited to say the least due to the squad that they have in place already and I think that you can only bring in another player on tour if one of the original squad are unable to play any further part. Also the only player in the squad that has not played Test cricket is Rankin so if we exclude him then that leaves Finn and Tremlett - from what I have read so far they might as well both go in and be told that they are playing for their Test careers - hard but fair.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 17, 2013, 10:55:29 am
 ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Dolly on December 17, 2013, 11:07:33 am
Agree Butters.
Its Bairstow who is the reserve keeper though - I know so many good Yorkshire players in the offing
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 17, 2013, 12:00:54 pm
Agree Butters.
Its Bairstow who is the reserve keeper though - I know so many good Yorkshire players in the offing

Well I got the first couple of letters right....  ;)

Interesting article on Cricinfo on why England lost the Ashes here (http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2013-14/content/story/701223.html). Some interesting facts in there especially with regard to the domestic system.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 22, 2013, 07:57:04 am
Retiring halfway through the series? WTF? I mean Trott's departure I can understand but Swann's really just looks like somebody isn't really interested unless he knows he's going to win. A complete cop-out! They just don't make cricketers like they used to.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on December 22, 2013, 08:40:59 am
Aye does not look good. Wonder if he got told he was going to be dropped and just thought fuck it

A poor way to end a fantastic career. Hopefully more details will come out.

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Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: moose on December 22, 2013, 09:02:32 am
I suspect he just can't be arsed anymore, fed up and wants to be home for Christmas.  Can't imagine he'd be dropped, he's pretty far down the list of blameworthy players and it's not as though there's an outstanding candidate to replace him (chances are prospect of facing Monty hasn't got the Aussies cancelling Christmas for more practice in the nets).
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on December 22, 2013, 10:07:55 am
Think you're being a bit harsh on Swanny. He's not looked like his old self this series, maybe his injuries have finally taken toll? I think quitting while you're just falling away from the top is quite a gutsy thing to do.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on December 27, 2013, 05:19:12 pm
I know one swallow doesn't make a summer but day 2 at the MCG was better, much better. It showed that the Aussies aren't that good. I am so, so hoping that we can finish this one off so when I land in Sydney on NYE morning I at least have some ammo to meet the broadside of abuse that awaits me.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on December 28, 2013, 09:46:38 am
For those feeling a bit glum - enjoy this... After a twitter 'debate' between Piers Morgan and Bret Lee - Bret gets to send a few down Piers way in the nets at Melbourne. Couldnt happen to a nicer fella ;)

http://youtu.be/GgJAvkvuG78
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on December 28, 2013, 11:32:45 am
I know one swallow doesn't make a summer but day 2 at the MCG was better, much better. It showed that the Aussies aren't that good...

(http://forum.pulsar.org.au/attachment.php?attachmentid=39020&d=1219535229)

... when I land in Sydney on NYE morning I at least have some ammo to meet the broadside of abuse that awaits me.

Think your ammo went straight down the throat of mid-off! Still we should never underestimate an Australian teams ability to blow a low-ish run chase i suppose!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on January 03, 2014, 08:21:46 am
Got up for a drink in the night and the Aussies were 97 for 5 on a pitch that wasn't doing a right lot, and I got hopeful - because if we lost this 4-1 after the 3-0 at home we'd be the overall winners on away goals wouldn't we?. Got up in the morning for work and they'd made over 300 and we were already 1 wicket down, arse badgers!

 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 04, 2014, 07:53:11 pm
#prayforgraeme
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on January 05, 2014, 04:41:11 am
#prayforgraeme

 :lol:

Judging by some of the shots they're getting out to this afternoon they want to get this over and done with.  At least 90/5 is better than the 23/5 they started up with in the first innings.

PS When I started typing this post it was 87/4, two edits later and it's 91/6!!

PPS Sorry. third edit... 95/7....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on January 05, 2014, 05:29:13 am
Well Stokes and Broad had a bit of a thrash but all out 166 in less than 32 overs  is pretty f'ing crap though. Harris finishing with a five-for was well-deserved though.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on January 05, 2014, 08:36:41 am
Well Stokes and Broad had a bit of a thrash but all out 166 in less than 32 overs  is pretty f'ing crap though. Harris finishing with a five-for was well-deserved though.

Totally fucking cuntingly wankingly crap might just begin to explain what I thought about it.

Broad and Stokes showed at the end how crap a bowler Lyons is, just like we remembered him from last summer. How the fuck did he get 19 wickets.

Disgruntled of Sheffield.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: remus on January 05, 2014, 10:20:52 am
Well Stokes and Broad had a bit of a thrash but all out 166 in less than 32 overs  is pretty f'ing crap though. Harris finishing with a five-for was well-deserved though.

Aye, all out in 30 overs isn't great. You can understand where they're coming from though, they needed to up their run rate to stand a chance of getting anywhere near Australia and they did that, though the price was too high for it to translate in to a win. A bit of a desperate strategy perhaps, but playing conservatively hasn't really worked well for them either.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on January 05, 2014, 11:01:41 am
Broad and Stokes showed at the end how crap a bowler Lyons is, just like we remembered him from last summer. How the fuck did he get 19 wickets.
I'm sorry but chucking the bat when a game is gone does not really say anything about the bowlers ability. Still, I suppose you need some sort of straw to clutch at... :jab:  :tease:

I've been watching Ashes cricket since back in the mid-70s and this has been the worst performance I have seen from a team from either country in that time. Worse than the 1978-79 or 1985 Australians or any of the England teams in the 1989 - 2003 period (maybe the 1989 England side came closest to matching them.) Just complete  :shit: really.

Anyway, our lot will be off to South Africa soon and I suspect we'll find out how good or bad they really are then. Personally, I expect the Saffers will beat them, even without Kallis their batting looks seriously good and their quick bowlers are at least a match for Australia's, but I think they will make a good account of themselves.

PS. Graeme, just to be a bit patronising, I think you'll find Lyon might have gained quite few wickets from bowling in tandem with Johnson, Harris et al. There has been a fair bit of stuff about "bowling as a unit" in both our media and yours. I don't think even he thinks he's that great a bowler but he did as he was asked and collected his rewards accordingly.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on January 05, 2014, 11:45:32 am
Graeme, forget to say you look good in pink... ;D

https://twitter.com/roblebreton/status/419629251143278593
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on January 05, 2014, 12:17:41 pm
I'm sorry but chucking the bat when a game is gone does not really say anything about the bowlers ability. Still, I suppose you need some sort of straw to clutch at... :jab:  :tease:

Anyway, our lot will be off to South Africa soon and I suspect we'll find out how good or bad they really are then. Personally, I expect the Saffers will beat them, even without Kallis their batting looks seriously good and their quick bowlers are at least a match for Australia's, but I think they will make a good account of themselves.

I have to disagree, I think that taking 50ish off 3 overs of well played shots does show that Lyons isn't very good. Our problem was that for most of the series our batters were scared of him for no real reason.

I think that you over estimate your own bowlers and unless the Saffers totally implode like we did your bowling will suffer at the hands of the likes of Amla. I fully expect 3-0 to the Saffers  :tease:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on January 05, 2014, 05:46:38 pm
Just rubbish, England seemed to be in even more of a rush for the test and series to end than Australia. Gave the impression of I'm a cricketer out of form get me out of here
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on January 06, 2014, 03:13:19 am
I have to disagree, I think that taking 50ish off 3 overs of well played shots does show that Lyons isn't very good. Our problem was that for most of the series our batters were scared of him for no real reason.

1. I don't think it was Lyon they were scared of.
2. Most people here are well aware that the Oz team has some serious weaknesses (particularly the top order batting) but they were still good enough to win this series 5-0 so who do you think actually gives a shit?
3. If Sth Africa beat us 3-0 then we can only wonder at the level of destruction Steyn et al would wreak on England in their present condition.
4. If hitting a few sixes at the end shows how crap Lyon's bowling is then what does Anderson getting clubbed for 28 off an over by Bailey (Austalia's least impressive batsman btw) say about his bowling then?

Hope you're enjoying your stay in Sydney btw, the weather is definitely better there than either back home or down here in Victarctica.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on January 06, 2014, 01:06:55 pm
1. I don't think it was Lyon they were scared of.

They were scared of anyone in a baggy cap, I get the feeling that if I had put a baggie cap on then I could have got a wicket.


2. Most people here are well aware that the Oz team has some serious weaknesses (particularly the top order batting) but they were still good enough to win this series 5-0 so who do you think actually gives a shit?

I can only live in hope that your selectors think that you have a great team and stick with it. Once you have stopped reveling in the outrageously easy victory over the worst English performance for many, many years, you might see that you won because we were so fucking shit not because you were good. FFS Dave we were running scared of Watson's bowling, how many dot balls did he bowl, millions I think and he is a distinctly average bowler (and batter!)

3. If Sth Africa beat us 3-0 then we can only wonder at the level of destruction Steyn et al would wreak on England in their present condition.

They would destroy us, just like you did.

4. If hitting a few sixes at the end shows how crap Lyon's bowling is then what does Anderson getting clubbed for 28 off an over by Bailey (Austalia's least impressive batsman btw) say about his bowling then?

It says that at times Jimmy was absolutely crap, I suspect more because England had no Plan B. But Jimmy has a long history of being very good, Lyons hasn't. But if you and the rest of Oz want to think that Lyons is good and stick with him then go with it. History will show Jimmy is a very good bowler over many years, I doubt history will say the same for Lyons.

Hope you're enjoying your stay in Sydney btw, the weather is definitely better there than either back home or down here in Victarctica.

Off to Nowra and the coast tomorrow for a few days then back to Sydney for the weekend. Having a great time apart from the cricket.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on January 17, 2014, 09:15:58 am
Not much to cheer about Down Under but this might raise the spirits a tiny bit.

http://www.cricket.com.au/video/Jordan-stunner-gets-Warner (http://www.cricket.com.au/video/Jordan-stunner-gets-Warner)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 17, 2014, 11:11:43 am
At least we've got this one day game sewn up.......... er.....

 :rtfm: :whip: :spank:  :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on January 17, 2014, 11:44:33 am
Am I reading that right? England had Australia at 244/9 chasing 301 with 6 overs left and lost?  :slap:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on January 17, 2014, 12:37:40 pm
Yep you are reading it right. Un-fucking-believable
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: JackAus on January 18, 2014, 02:49:07 am
Yeah Faulkner did a brilliant job... 69 off 47(ish) with 3 4s and 4 sixes....
Very good to watch..
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on January 20, 2014, 06:03:07 pm
Nice interview with Lord Selvey about where England go from here as a Test team here (http://www.espncricinfo.com/blogs/content/current/story/711471.html). Pretty much on the money really.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: JackAus on February 03, 2014, 01:53:35 am
So... 12-1 for the tour. How's the reaction over there?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on February 03, 2014, 07:16:00 am
It was 5-0 in the test series which is all that counts though unfortunately not in our favour. The rest that make up that embarrassing scoreline, which includes our solitary win, is inconsequential bollocks and therefore not of interest at least to me.  >:( 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on February 03, 2014, 01:53:31 pm
I thin everyone has written it off as a rather poor tour and hoping for some change at the top and in the squad. Thought Broad and Stokes to a lesser extent did well. Jordan looks promising too.

It's going to be a long way back!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on February 05, 2014, 12:52:19 am
I see Pieterson is the latest casualty of the tour. It was pretty obvious that something was up with KP from the very start of the tour, Peter Siddle is a much underrated bowler by many but a batsman of Pieterson's calibre should not be falling to his likes as often as he did early on in this series. I suspect he has continued to pay for the business of texting players in the SAf rooms during that series a couple of years back, I don't care how good he is, backchatting your captain to the opposition should be, in cricketing terms, an immediate capital offense and I can't help but think some of the other England players must have thought the same. 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on February 05, 2014, 07:39:34 am
From the Mike Selvey article (http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2014/feb/04/kevin-pietersen-outstanding-england-batsman-ecb) on the Guardian this morning:

"The events of 2012 have been raked over and the truce, particularly with Andy Flower, was never an easy one, although they managed a professional working relationship. The decision of Strauss to retire was crucial to this for, had he stayed, it is unlikely that Pietersen would have been selected again on the back of such disrespect for his team and captain.

Instead Cook, as the new captain, championed his cause and Pietersen was retained. That Cook has undergone such a change of mind since is as telling as anything."
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 06, 2014, 12:04:29 pm
Good article about the Pietersen situation from cricinfo:

The end of the Pietersen project - http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/716471.html
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Sloper on February 07, 2014, 07:42:14 pm
Bloody hell, where are you going to find another Saffa with the same talent?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on February 16, 2014, 12:39:29 am
I think that you over estimate your own bowlers and unless the Saffers totally implode like we did your bowling will suffer at the hands of the likes of Amla. I fully expect 3-0 to the Saffers  :tease:

 :jab:http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/mitchell-johnson-unstoppable-as-australia-thrash-south-africa-to-take-series-lead-20140215-32t4p.html  :jab:

I should point out that this result is almost as big a shock to many here in Oz as it would have been to South Africa. Whatever they're feeding Mitchell Johnson for breakfast these days, can I have some too please?
 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on February 16, 2014, 12:42:09 pm
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1525605_10151867095183479_489071403_n.jpg

Me eating humble pie on Oz on NYE, I am having some more now
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on February 16, 2014, 07:53:51 pm
He bowls to the left, he bowls to the right, turns out, that Mitchell Johnson his bowling is alright!

Who'd have guessed, maybe the English batsmen aren't quite as ready for the scrap heap as we all jumped to the conclusion of.

In relation to Peterson, he might be a disruptive, argumentative knob, but he's the best batsman we've got. I think, the lack of being able to manage Peterson is more of an issue than his behaviour. In the words of sir Geoff, they don't want me but they want my runs. Waiting to see him bat at Trent bridge in the test 2 years ago is the most excited I've been at a cricket match for some time, obviously he then gave his wicket away cheaply, but that potential and anticipation, genius is what we need.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Percy B on February 16, 2014, 08:46:42 pm
Thats one of the better photos I've seen of Graeme
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 16, 2014, 11:42:39 pm
He bowls to the left, he bowls to the right, turns out, that Mitchell Johnson his bowling is alright!

Who'd have guessed, maybe the English batsmen aren't quite as ready for the scrap heap as we all jumped to the conclusion of.

In relation to Peterson, he might be a disruptive, argumentative knob, but he's the best batsman we've got. I think, the lack of being able to manage Peterson is more of an issue than his behaviour. In the words of sir Geoff, they don't want me but they want my runs. Waiting to see him bat at Trent bridge in the test 2 years ago is the most excited I've been at a cricket match for some time, obviously he then gave his wicket away cheaply, but that potential and anticipation, genius is what we need.

I know what you mean and that was my knee jerk reaction. But if you look at KP's stats in the last 18 months and then consider the knee injury and his age..... Time to let it go maybe. Or definitely.

Re Mitchell Johnson. I think it's great. One, it proves it wasn't just us being useless in the last series and two, despite the fact that he's Australian, who doesn't love a comeback story?

From laughing stock to best fast bowler in the World (fuck the stats, even the Saffas are saying it) in a matter of months. Fair play lad. Plus it's nice to see someone terrifying batsmen with genuine pace whichever team they're playing for.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: JackAus on February 17, 2014, 10:03:56 am
Plus it's nice to see someone terrifying batsmen with genuine pace whichever team they're playing for.

This. Definitely this. I miss the days of Bret Lee bowling his slow ball at 150kmh....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on February 23, 2014, 11:15:35 pm
Hopefully normal service has been resumed  ;)

http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-australia-2013-14/engine/match/648675.html (http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-australia-2013-14/engine/match/648675.html)

A stupendously bad collapse in the 2nd innings.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on March 05, 2014, 03:41:06 pm
Very tense finish in Cape Town. The Saffers are holding out for the draw. 2 wickets left and 34 balls to go.

This partnership has lasted 14.2 overs so far!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on March 05, 2014, 03:50:53 pm
The Cons get the win, and the series  >:(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: notbadforafatlad on March 19, 2014, 10:55:27 am

Interesting news from Down Under


Aussie C0ck and Ball Tampering Scandal (http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/mar/18/south-australia-bowler-banned-over-penis-graffiti)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on May 31, 2014, 07:25:19 am
Trying to avoid the BBC thread going to far off topic.
I was in India last year during the IPL and even the local were saying they were disappointed by the series.

The viewing figures were dropping and the attendance was down. It is just to much cricket in too short of a period.

In my 4 days in India I saw about 12 games

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Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 31, 2014, 01:07:16 pm
Interesting. This is the first time I've really watched any of it as the coverage previously was basically unwatchable (scrolling adverts etc).

Since the sprog discovered it on itv4 we've watched loads of it and it's been really good.

I don't know about the attendances but the games always look to have big crowds. I suppose it's all relative in comparison to seeing about 4 people watching the average county game.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jim on May 31, 2014, 01:43:48 pm
I've been following the ipl for the last few years and I think it's great. Didn't much enjoy the matches in the uae as they don't seem to have the same atmosphere. I think it's great there are loads of matches very close together and would love to go and watch a few matches over in India
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 01, 2014, 07:34:40 pm
Apologies for being self indulgent but Raf played his first match for Sheffield Collegiate CC today. For seven year olds (under 9s team) 16 yards is quite a big wicket and lots of them struggled not to bowl no balls and/or wide.

First delivery he fired an absolute peach down and hit the top of middle stump. His bowling was then consistently quick and accurate.

Got a run out, hit a four. His team won both matches that he played in.

I have never been so proud.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Sloper on June 01, 2014, 07:40:24 pm
Glad to hear it, that nice prep school / select by wealth state school if obviously paying off. :P

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 01, 2014, 07:54:41 pm
Ha ha! He doesn't play at school.

Just at SCCC (Michael Vaughn's Cricket Academy) on a Friday evening and with me in the back garden.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 16, 2014, 02:16:07 pm
Getting tickets for me and the sprog for the ODI v India at Headingly in September. Not having been before, which stand should I go for?

I know all about the West obviously....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 16, 2014, 03:49:04 pm
It's ok I'm sorted.  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on June 16, 2014, 04:44:04 pm
looking interesting now!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on June 16, 2014, 04:51:28 pm
where did you go for Jasper?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 17, 2014, 02:07:09 pm
East stand.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 31, 2014, 01:25:41 pm
Why don't we play like this more often?

Ps if anyone is interested I have a spare ticket for the Friday at Old Trafford (a week tomorrow)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 31, 2014, 01:39:30 pm
Ps if anyone is interested I have a spare ticket for the Friday at Old Trafford (a week tomorrow)

I'd be interested if no one else wants it..
T
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 31, 2014, 01:57:35 pm


Why don't we play like this more often?

The answers pretty simple Graeme, because they're actually pretty crap.
::)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 31, 2014, 04:01:04 pm
I've been saying for a while that we need to back Moeen as our spinner and give him more overs.

First time we do he takes six wickets.

India were appalling in this match though.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 07, 2014, 12:44:09 pm
India seem pretty poor this Test as well, they were 8 for 4! And Dhoni is living on the edge.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 08, 2014, 06:41:16 am
We should go on holiday more often. Watched the test in a sports bar on the front in Sunny Beach, Bulgaria yesterday.

The last time me and Raf watched England while abroad was the Durham Ashes test last year when Broad destroyed Australia......

Hope the weather doesn't spoil this one.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 19, 2014, 02:37:55 pm
Pretty scathing and accurate piece on Dhoni and the BCCI.....

How bad must a defeat be to be unacceptable? - http://www.espncricinfo.com/england-v-india-2014/content/story/771987.html 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 22, 2014, 01:32:17 pm
What really happened to Beefy's Twitter account........

http://sabotagetimes.com/funny/beefy-really-happened-day-bothams-dickpic/ (http://sabotagetimes.com/funny/beefy-really-happened-day-bothams-dickpic/)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 09, 2014, 08:11:51 pm
Dobell spot on re the disgraceful booing of Moeen Ali....

Moeen abuse shows cricket's dark side - http://www.espncricinfo.com/england-v-india-2014/content/story/778919.html

In fairness the India fans we were sat with at Headingley on Friday (and there were loads of them) were totally sound and treated him with respect but what happened in Birmingham was totally unacceptable.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: asthenia on September 10, 2014, 10:39:02 pm
He's retweeted some of the responses to that article and they are utterly bizarre
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on September 11, 2014, 08:55:12 am
More importantly looks like Yorkshire are going to win the title.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: asthenia on September 11, 2014, 06:28:38 pm
Indeed. Off to Trent Bridge tomorrow - feel a bit sick with nerves
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on September 11, 2014, 07:08:43 pm
 :off:
Indeed. Off to Trent Bridge tomorrow - feel a bit sick with nerves
have some cocktails in the parlour, then a few beers in the Stratford before drinking in the ground. Nerves, what nerves.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 12, 2014, 08:45:45 am
Should be a marvellous day. Enjoy!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on September 12, 2014, 09:58:18 am
Indeed. Off to Trent Bridge tomorrow - feel a bit sick with nerves
Enjoy more than a little bit jealous sat in this office.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 12, 2014, 03:16:36 pm
Yorkshire's pride and unity earn title - http://www.espncricinfo.com/county-cricket-2014/content/story/780017.html

Excellent.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on September 12, 2014, 05:05:00 pm
 Nearly all the squad came through the academy too.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Grubes on September 12, 2014, 05:39:42 pm
 :alky: :beer2:
:pissed: Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire  :pissed:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on September 15, 2014, 09:27:01 am
...and Australia's next coach will be? Great to see Dizzy, one of cricket's nice guys doing such good work.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: asthenia on September 15, 2014, 11:07:56 am
What a day. My mum was in tears. It was nice as well that the players took time to thank as many of the supporters as possible - my sister got a big sweaty hug from Ryan Sidebottom
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on November 27, 2014, 04:55:07 am
Phil Hughes has died this afternoon local time. Just 25 years old. Very sad news.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on November 27, 2014, 07:23:51 am
Terribly sad, a great cricket player gone too soon. As well as Hughes' family... I can't even imagine how the bowler is coping with this, poor guy.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 27, 2014, 08:01:26 am
Just heard about this. Awful news.

Although the bowler must feel terrible, I read that the cause was that he was wearing a helmet that didn't protect that area of the head whereas some do. Just a freak accident really. So sad.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: cofe on November 28, 2014, 10:04:05 am
The #putoutyourbats hashtag on twitter is rather moving.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 28, 2014, 11:55:37 am
Indeed. I've been in bits reading that. Especially Richie Benaud's tribute......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EghQlFMMZqQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EghQlFMMZqQ)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 10, 2014, 02:29:48 pm
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2014/dec/10/why-do-we-play-cricket?CMP=share_btn_tw
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on March 09, 2015, 08:25:03 pm
This thread has been noticeably quiet of late. WTF is going on with the English cricket team? Beaten by Bangladesh in a 'must win' game?! Losing to a relative minnow in an early game or a dead rubber is one thing but....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on March 09, 2015, 08:40:27 pm
We are shit.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on March 10, 2015, 02:48:39 am
I love pithy analysis...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on March 10, 2015, 07:46:51 am
I love pithy analysis...

:D

I have two unopened (assuming they are cricket based) emails from Australian colleagues in my inbox...

We (as a nation) seem geared up for test cricket - and ODI's, 20-20 etc.. are just something we don't seem to aspire to as much as Test.. Which of course is absolutely correct :) Yesterday, in the middle of our innings, we seemed quite content to trundle along - to do 'just enough' to get the right result (of course we didnt..). Which might be perfect for the slow and steady nature of test cricket - but yesterday we should have had Bell and Root just smashing it out of the ground etc...

Lots of shit (it is shit) about getting KP back blah blah (its on the radio as I type) which is just a smokescreen..
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on March 10, 2015, 09:10:46 am
This thread has been noticeably quiet of late. WTF is going on with the English cricket team? Beaten by Bangladesh in a 'must win' game?! Losing to a relative minnow in an early game or a dead rubber is one thing but....

England have always been pretty bad at one day cricket but they really seem to have fallen behind the rest of the world at an increasing rate in this form of the game lately and this WC has proven the point. Ten runs an over in the last ten overs is considered a minimum average now and I suspect that overall it is something in excess of a run a ball over the course of an innings - while I haven't looked at the figures I suspect that England have rarely looked like scoring six an over in the last ten let alone as an average. There are some reasons for this higher rate of scoring - the shortening of the boundaries, an increased level of fitness and the effect of the Twenty\20 game all have to take into consideration but these are the same for both teams - the boundaries don't get shoved back 15 metres when England come into bat...

Also it shouldn't be forgotten that the Ashes were moved to accommodate a winter of playing one day cricket almost exclusively to prepare for this WC and the end result was a team with very little to no confidence that has been thrown together at the last minute with the nominated captain removed in the final run up. Given that, the increasing ability of the "minnows" and at best we were looking at a quarter final place anyway then it is no huge surprise that we lost in the manner that we did.

The real fun starts now though and we don't have the option to fall back on being good at Test cricket because we are probably at about the same level in that form as well currently. Quite how they are thinking that they are going to get out of this mess will be interesting excruciating to witness no doubt and the net result of it all will probably equate to the square root of fuck all.


We are shit.

Back to the good old days then really.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on March 10, 2015, 09:13:46 am

Lots of shit (it is shit) about getting KP back blah blah (its on the radio as I type) which is just a smokescreen..

Simon Barnes is pretty much on the money (http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/846833.html) as usual.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 10, 2015, 09:28:17 am
It's a mess from the top down and the performance in the WC was depressingly predictable. The idea was that we were going to be totally prepared as we were "concentrating entirely on one day cricket" for the past few months. That should have meant experimentation in the squad and team leading to a settled side with various options for different scenarios.

What we actually got was basically the same squad with the same captain (who anyone could see was on the verge of a breakdown and needed rest) bumbling along doing nothing until it was obviously so bad that the management's hand was forced and they dropped him, a few games before the World Cup. Morgan (who himself was completely out of form) never stood a chance as confidence was zero and there was no time to make the wholesale changes that were clearly necessary.

So we carried on bumbling into the competition, somehow expecting the same players to miraculously become a world beating side despite the fact that every time we played a decent team (or in India's case a team who could be arsed) we got thrashed.

Quell surpise. Moores out.

Oh and on Petersen, I'm with Marina....

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/mar/04/kevin-pietersen-thatcher-england-batsman-return (http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/mar/04/kevin-pietersen-thatcher-england-batsman-return)

....and what butters said
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on March 10, 2015, 09:53:47 am
wholesale changes that were clearly necessary.

Oh and on Petersen, I'm with Marina....

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/mar/04/kevin-pietersen-thatcher-england-batsman-return (http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/mar/04/kevin-pietersen-thatcher-england-batsman-return)


That also touches on something I had overlooked - the incoming chairman in the svelte form of bluff Yorkshireman Colin Graves and his amazing parlour trick of putting his size 11 foot in it before he has even taken on the role officially. Good to know that the boss in waiting is no ham fisted fool isn't it. In fact I am so impressed by his PR skills I may have to "invent" the word twatosaurus especially for him.  ::)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on March 10, 2015, 10:13:44 am
To be fair to him, he took over Yorkshire when they'd been relegated. He made changes, publicly said he was ashamed of the players and management and that that position for Yorkshire was unacceptable. I would say say that is exactly what England need. It brought yorkshire the title. It's either that or get some rhubarb sticks in.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on March 10, 2015, 10:27:12 am
To be fair to him, he took over Yorkshire when they'd been relegated. He made changes, publicly said he was ashamed of the players and management and that that position for Yorkshire was unacceptable. I would say say that is exactly what England need. It brought yorkshire the title. It's either that or get some rhubarb sticks in.

He may well prove to be what England need but bringing up the possibility of a way back into the England squad for KP during a WC and effectively undermining them even further is not what I would choose to define as an auspicious start for the chairman in waiting is it.

You also neglected to mention mothers pinny - anyone who knows their cricket knows how important that it is...  ;) 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Sloper on March 10, 2015, 11:15:28 am
I blame the Irish myself.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on March 10, 2015, 05:29:17 pm
I blame the Irish myself.

As much as I would love to pin the blame on you and\or Eion Morgan for the farce that was England's now ended world cup showing it would take more blustering than I can manage even on a good day.  ;)

Meanwhile Andy Bull writes yet another decent piece (http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/mar/10/the-spin-cricket-england-world-cup-peter-moores-ecb) for the Grauniad. Some interesting points to say the least.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 08, 2015, 03:16:44 pm
After a thoroughly depressing day with the one day game in Ireland rained off,(and it seems Raf's cricket academy this evening going the same way  :( ) here at least is a great bit of writing.....

http://www.espncricinfo.com/wisdenalmanack/content/story/668721.html

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on May 09, 2015, 07:03:58 am
That is a superb bit of writing Jasper. I saw Thomson for the first time 40 years ago at the MCG in a state game just before the 74/75 Ashes series of infamous memory. He was unbelievably fast, you could tell some batsmen had no idea where the ball was, it was scary to watch from the stands!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 09, 2015, 08:31:00 am
The bit about the bowling machine brings home how quick he actually was! Terrifying.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on May 09, 2015, 11:14:30 am
I have vivid memories of nervous laughter amongst the spectators when one of his bouncers really took off and hit the sight screen on the first bounce. One or two of rgw later batsmen appeared to be taking guard half way to square leg after that.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on May 09, 2015, 10:52:35 pm
Great article jasper, cheers for the link. Thompson no doubt made the Mitchell's appear pedestrian in comparison... And they will tear through England later this year!  :(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on May 11, 2015, 06:18:51 pm
KP gets his highest ever first class score the day before the new supremo faces the press. Interesting
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on May 12, 2015, 08:55:35 am
...and then gets rejected!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on May 12, 2015, 09:44:25 am
I have probably mentioned this before but I will do so again anyway as the Thommo article reminded me of it.

Fire in Babylon - the story of the West Indies cricket team from the late 70's and early 80's which starts with the tour of Australia where IIRC they came up against a young Thommo and Lillee and got comprehensively battered as a result.

No idea how to embed a YouTube video (sans soundtrack) so have an old fashioned URL instead. Worth getting with the soundtrack on

https://youtu.be/24ScM3BlYMA

Enjoy
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on May 12, 2015, 11:24:20 am
I saw two days of the Melbourne test in 75/6 against the Windies, I was 12 and like every kid my age down here I wanted to bowl like Dennis Lillee, I don't think anybody could figure out how Thomson bowled the way he did, he was from a different planet.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 12, 2015, 11:55:11 am
...and then gets rejected!

Feel that Strauss was always going to be on a loser here. There was no way he was going to attempt to shoe horn KP back into the side against the wishes of the captain and presumably most of the other players. But whatever he said people were always going to assume that the decision was based on the history between the two (and the fact that Strauss thinks KP is an absolute cunt (http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/jul/05/andrew-strauss-kevin-pietersen)  :lol: ).

Not sure how you square having "massive trust issues" with someone and then offering them an advisory role with the one day team though (although clearly he was always going to turn this down).
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 13, 2015, 10:31:25 am
....and I basically agree with all of this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/32705910
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on May 13, 2015, 10:39:55 am
Hmm, Root touted as the next captain? He's only twelve years old...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 13, 2015, 10:48:55 am
Root will be captain but it's too soon to burden him with all the shit that goes with it at the moment. The last thing we need is to fuck up our best player right now!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on May 13, 2015, 11:13:09 am
....and I basically agree with all of this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/32705910

That's on the money - it does make me wonder how we manage to make such a pigs ear out of things at times.

Re: Root as captain - it will happen eventually and maybe after the end of the summer. Depends largely on how we fare against NZ - we are borderline certainties to get dry humped by the Aussies but if we can get away with an draw at worst against a rejuvenated kiwi side then I suspect that will be enough to keep Cook in the job following his century in the Windies. Having said that this is England we are talking about....   
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on May 13, 2015, 11:48:51 am
Australia's game is now built around two things; the batting of Warner and Smith (and Clarke if he is fit) and a very strong fast bowling line up headed by two left armer's called Mitchell. Warner is an unknown quantity in English conditions but if he gets his eye in you will be fully entertained! Smith has been in almost Bradmanesque form recently but can he keep it up is the question.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on May 13, 2015, 11:52:04 am
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/england-cricket-team-decides-against-picking-only-one-who-can-hit-the-ball-2015051398253
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on May 13, 2015, 12:06:20 pm
There is a disturbing element of truth to that. I can quite understand why they won't pick him, he is still a good player but can that make up for him being a narcissistic twat? In many ways he is like Shane Warne but the latter never badmouthed his team mates to the opposition or the press while he was in the side and there were several who he famously did not get along with personally (Steve Waugh. Adam Gilchrist)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 13, 2015, 12:29:51 pm
The one thing the bring back KP brigade (Moron in particular) conveniently forget is that his batting had gone downhill before he was dropped (that stat that he was our highest scoring batsman in the last Ashes series being irrelevant considering what went on there). He says it's all down to his knee but it would take more than one big score against Leicestershire to convince me that he deserves a place in the England team purely on merit, without all the other crap. As that BBC article says, it's not middle order batsmen that we're crying out for anyway.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on May 13, 2015, 12:50:37 pm
The thing that KP brings with him is potential. However what most people forget is that it's the potential to make a big and possibly game changing score (infrequently) or make a few runs and then charge down the wicket to a spinner looking to thrash him out of the ground and get stumped (more frequently). There is a fair degree of generalisation there obviously but personally speaking it's much easier listening to TMS now than when it was when KP was playing. England would have something like 127 runs on the board and wickets had fell cheaply and the next man in was KP - cue my already jangled nerves to jangle some more while awaiting the next seemingly inevitable dismissal.

Great player of that there is no doubt but he has had his time and if it hadn't been for some spectacular displays of fuckwittery by the ECB it really wouldn't be much of an issue.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 13, 2015, 12:54:03 pm
Exactly.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on May 13, 2015, 01:57:34 pm
Once again Simon Barnes comes up with some excellent (http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/874693.html) writing. He has to be up there as one of my favourite sports writers.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 13, 2015, 02:00:36 pm
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2015/05/12/9a149a4469215c728c49c197bd08f37a.gif?1431429173)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on May 13, 2015, 02:04:20 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 13, 2015, 04:39:06 pm
Once again Simon Barnes comes up with some excellent (http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/874693.html) writing. He has to be up there as one of my favourite sports writers.

Yes, very good. Some superb stuff on the cricinfo site recently.

EDIT - speaking of which....

http://www.espncricinfo.com/blogs/content/story/870395.html
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on May 13, 2015, 09:41:44 pm
Problem for KP apart from him being a cunt in a lot of the existing test team is that his natural batting positions are already taken in the test team.
But he should be in the 2020 and one day side. Maybe if he could have proved himself again at international level in these two he could have worked his way back into the test side.
We're probably going to be embarrassed by the kiwis and convicts this summer (especially as I've got tickets for both)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 15, 2015, 10:34:58 am
Headingly rich? I'm taking the sprog to the New Zealand test on the Saturday (30th).
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on May 15, 2015, 10:47:16 am
 Shame, Sunday at Headingley for NZ or else could have met for a pint, Trent Bridge on the Friday for the Aussies.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 19, 2015, 01:48:17 pm
What are we doing to our fast bowlers?

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/may/19/the-spin-england-fast-bowling-james-harris

Depressing reading.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on May 19, 2015, 03:07:15 pm
Beat me to posting that Jasper, there does seem to be a distinct correlation between the centre for excellence and buggering up a promising fast bowler.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on May 19, 2015, 10:15:42 pm
It is an excellent article and I think a similar thing has happened down here in Oz in the past. Witness Mitchell Johnson's transformation to the most feared bowler around after being coached in to mediocrity for a decade. Rumour is that DKLillee told him to stop pissing about and just bowl fast.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 21, 2015, 10:36:32 am
Here we go. Lyth gets an overdue start and a debut also for Wood. New Zealand win the toss and will bowl (of course). Come on England......

:unsure:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on May 21, 2015, 11:26:19 am
Here we go. Lyth gets an overdue start and a debut also for Wood. New Zealand win the toss and will bowl (of course). Come on England......

:unsure:
I'd have batted on that pitch, especially with today and tomorrow looking like the driest sunniest days with least cloud cover. Need a decent score to help settle all the crap that's going on at England. Cookey and Lythe get a great defiant opening stand - come on England
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on May 21, 2015, 11:29:34 am
Shite, typed too soon.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on May 21, 2015, 11:34:03 am
Good one rich, nice mockers!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 21, 2015, 11:55:56 am
Lyth unlucky. Ballance sitting too deep in his crease. No idea what Cook was doing with that short ball. Up shit creek again!  :slap:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 21, 2015, 01:18:18 pm
113/4 at lunch. Could have been much much worse but for some great stuff from (SCCC's) Root and Stokes and that umpire's call on the LBW decision. Really need this partnership to continue....... *hiding under desk smilie*
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: around on May 21, 2015, 01:31:11 pm
Listening to Andrew Strauss on TMS, he sounds like a cricketing David Brent. It's all about 'moving forwards', 'bigger picture', etc etc. As much as I want to like the ECB, they make it hard sometimes.

EDIT: actually, he got very annoyed and started accusing the interviewer about being unnecessarily negative towards the end. I'm starting to warm to him.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 22, 2015, 09:46:48 am
Shame, Sunday at Headingley for NZ or else could have met for a pint, Trent Bridge on the Friday for the Aussies.

Just realised it's actually the Sunday we're going. Got confused as it starts on the Friday not Thursday!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 25, 2015, 09:14:01 am
Superb test match so far. Yesterday was pretty special, the best bit being this:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/24/23/290AA7B400000578-3095265-Root_salutes_Ben_Stokes_following_the_England_all_rounder_s_hund-a-32_1432507127083.jpg)

 :bow: :lol:

Hope we can get about 50 more quickly today and see how they go trying to chase it down.....  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on May 25, 2015, 01:11:32 pm
Great fight back. Good to see Cook recovering his batting mojo. The kiwis are pretty good at chasing totals so they need to put it out if reach, particularly if McCullum gets his eye in. Of course the team confidence should rise with the captain's form so they might roll them in 40 overs for under 150 or something!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on May 25, 2015, 02:32:48 pm
what an over from Stokes, McCullum gone first ball, proper stuff, crowd is going mad....Come on England!!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on May 25, 2015, 05:35:09 pm
Just tuned in in time for the ninth wicket... Come on tenth!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 25, 2015, 06:10:49 pm
Superb catch by Moeen. What a match!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on May 25, 2015, 06:45:04 pm
Brilliant test match, swinging one way then another. Broad looks to be back to the same class of bowler as before his injury, Jimmy is always good, Cook finding the runs again and Root averaging nearly a ton in his last tests - then suddenly Stokes arrives with a Botham/Flintoff style performance that turns the match with first the bat and then the ball.
But...
NewZealand may be a decent side, but they were massively unprepared for a test match after their 20/20 and one day commitments, the Ausies are a step above as a side and will be ready for the ashes
But.. that doesn't take away from one of the best test matches I've seen.
PS jasper be on for a pint if you've decided which day you're there next week.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on May 25, 2015, 07:29:55 pm
I'd never have expected that at noon on Thursday!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on May 25, 2015, 10:33:37 pm
Must be said, England are a very different proposition at home. I for one do not think Australia will be anything like the force they were down here 18 months ago away from their fast pitches and huge home arenas. If Cook, Stokes, Root, Anderson and Broad all carry form into the Ashes series then an upset is on the cards. The NZ series may prove just the warm up your guys need.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on May 29, 2015, 02:00:20 pm
Jimmy enters the 400 club and then follows that up with another to get to 401. Good toss to win to say the least.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 30, 2015, 02:18:53 pm
And Cook becomes Englands record run scorer.

Shaping up to be another fascinating game and the forecast for tomorrow (which looked dire) now looks OK.

 :bounce:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on June 01, 2015, 11:51:51 am
Really enjoyed yesterday, but fuck me it was cold. Was the coldest day's cricket I've ever experienced, that sounds like the softest claim ever - but it was baltic. New Zealand batted really well, fast but not reckless pace, Broad finally put bat on ball. However I can't see England chasing this amount of runs down, especially if boult and southey have 2 new balls during the England innings.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on June 05, 2015, 11:38:51 pm
Just to cheer you all up before the Ashes, Australia just caned the Windies inside three days.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 06, 2015, 10:30:45 am
Although not quite as convincing as it sounds as Voges record debut knock (along with stubborn resistance from the tail) basically won the match. It was looking like a pretty close contest when Australia were 6 down and struggling against Bishoo.

They do always seem to find a way though, unlike England.  :furious:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on June 06, 2015, 12:19:33 pm
I think depth is the key. There always seems to be someone who can step up. Australian tails have been consistently wagging since the Waugh era because bowlers are mentored by specialist batsmen to give them a good basic survival technique. Even Glenn McGrath could hang around for an hour or more and he was a genuine #11!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on June 09, 2015, 09:09:38 pm
Did we really just win an ODI against New Zealand by a decent margin?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on June 09, 2015, 09:39:45 pm
A fucking huge margin and busting shot loads of records!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 10, 2015, 10:48:36 am
Couldn't believe what I was seeing yesterday.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on June 10, 2015, 12:33:56 pm
All the pre talk of a new dawn etc etc, first ball duck!! I thought it was all going to be talk, but then they came out and totally delivered - fantastic - although it's still not a test match is it.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on June 10, 2015, 09:45:28 pm
A great win but it should be seen with a bit of context as well.

McCullum had been hearing all week about this new positive England team and how they intended to play so he offered them the carrot of Hopefully in 2 months I might have three rooms with furniture in them and I can chill a bit.  first and see how they got on on with what was a decent wicket. After he had Roy back in the hutch first ball he probably thought it was a bloody good idea. An excellent second wicket stand then ensued with both Root and Morgan playing very positively but then three quick wickets fell and McCallum brought his best bowlers back to try and close things out quickly. Instead he ended up with nothing and the final overs having to be bowled by less than optimum choices (NZ certainly didn't have their best second string on the field). Carnage ensued.

Don't get me wrong, it was a great win for England and sorely needed after the world cup but McCallum isn't going to make the same mistake twice.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 07, 2015, 07:53:51 pm
So it's Christmas Eve.

Except the Christmas where you don't know if Santa's delivering a Ferrari 458 or a massive sack of shit, and you wont know which for a few weeks, and you get to see it all played out, and it's not just one overrated day, and it's all about cricket, and it's much better than Christmas, and...........

Anyway, ahead of the best thing in sport here are two very good and very different articles that are well worth a read. The one about Cook being particularly excellent.

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/jul/06/2005-alternative-history-greatest-ashes?CMP=EMCSPTEML942

http://www.thecricketmonthly.com/story/888421/cook-s-pickle

Oh and COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!  :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 07, 2015, 09:43:57 pm
Looking forward to it :)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 08, 2015, 10:14:43 am
Interesting predictions on 5Live last night. Glenda predictably said 3 - 1 to the Cons as did Marcus North. Aussie journo said 2 - 1 to us.

(I remember Glenda predicting a whitewash in 2009)

I will miss most of the 1st Test as will be working in Chamonix but have tickets for Friday at Lords, Saturday at Edgbaston and Saturday at The Oval :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on July 08, 2015, 11:38:59 am
Start as you mean to go on?  :(
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 08, 2015, 11:42:22 am
Anyone noticed how Swanny sounds remarkably similar to The Dawes?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 08, 2015, 12:14:37 pm
As usual Johnson can only get through 4 overs before needing a kip. Hopefully our batters will remember to concentrate - last Ashes at the SCG they held it together for 3 overs then seemed to forget what was happening!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 08, 2015, 01:13:05 pm
Let's hope that drop by Haddin is massively costly. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 08, 2015, 07:37:23 pm
Let's hope that drop by Haddin is massively costly. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.....
YYFY.

Great day's cricket. A shame Buttler lost his wicket so softly at the end but from 43/3 I'll take that.

Nice to hear the Mitchell Johnson song again as he bowled to the left, and the right.....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 08, 2015, 08:56:30 pm
Be interesting to see what the Aussies post up. No idea if we're posting a par or subpar total...pitch seemed very inert. Cracking start to the ashes, got tickets for the Friday at Trent bridge.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 09, 2015, 11:30:35 pm
Good efforts from England, I think 430 is a good total on that pitch and they have kept the pressure on with the ball. Ahead on points at the moment, if they can lead by 100+ on the first innings they will be in a great position to go 1-0 up.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 10, 2015, 08:23:36 am
My "worst case scenario" is that the aussies score another 100 and leave England with a lead of about 50. Seems like the bowled dry yesterday afternoon and Jimmy's 4 consecutive maidens went a fair way to getting the wicket of Clarke. Wicket seems to have changed a bit though according to what I have read - not so much swing but a bit more carry in the strip so still something there in the second innings.   
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 10, 2015, 02:13:16 pm
Some serious uneven bounce already in the pitch. If we can make 250+ then Australia are in deep trouble.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 10, 2015, 02:32:26 pm
If the pitch is deteriorating then they really only need 200 plus the 1st innings lead but you're right, 250 probably puts it beyond doubt.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 10, 2015, 02:52:41 pm
Probably true but it's The Ashes so there'll be no chicken counting from me unless we get a lead of about 500!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 11, 2015, 01:24:28 am
I will take a lead of 412 and be grateful. Ashes or not that is a big score to chase down especially on a pitch  that is showing uneven bounce. You have less opportunities to wait for the bad ball to come along on a deck like that as you don't know when you will get one that hits the deck and stays low. Get two out tomorrow in the morning session (Smith being one) and I will be happy enough.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 11, 2015, 02:10:10 pm
Carnage after lunch!  :clap2: :bounce:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on July 11, 2015, 05:09:08 pm
 :yawn:done it with a day to spare!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 11, 2015, 05:55:19 pm
Can't complain about winning with a day to spare unless you had a ticket for the last day. Excellent win and Broad seems to be bowling brilliantly by the sounds of things, hopefully he can get back to batting in the same manner. Good performance all round and Watson has got to be concerned about his place in the squad for the second test though given they are likely to have to replace a bowler through injury he may get another go. Bring on the second test!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on July 11, 2015, 06:08:41 pm
No idea where that "yawn" came from. Probably from me being a fat-handed twat.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 11, 2015, 10:31:46 pm
Here's a tip for the next couple of ashes series, the home side will win. England are better than their recent test form had suggested and Australia may have passed their peak of 2013-14 now. The rise of Joe Root and a return to form for Broad has obviously been the key to this result.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 12, 2015, 01:48:28 am
Being English I will hold off believing that until it's firmly in the bag Dave.

Bit more to it than just Root and Broad though I think though both are important in the overall picture. Wood has been a factor in that he has broken the stock medium fast English bowler model and Stokes is getting back to the form he hinted at before getting injured/dropped. Add catches actually being taken and this new "positive" way of playing and you start to get close. I will hold off judgement of the new coach for now but Farbrace did what looks like a sterling job against the kiwis (one day especially) and given that he has close ties with the current coach it's looking promising.

One thing that I'm hoping to be proven wrong about is the rumour that slow wickets are being asked for. Glamorgan's ground is always noted for that but I would rather see pitches playing to their usual standards. We won  the ashes over here last time by doing that and while the home team gets the advantage it just smacks of being a bit wrong to me.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 12, 2015, 09:16:22 am
What a great start to what should be a hard fought series. I'm mildly worried about our 1-4 batsmen still being a bit dodgy and if Root doesn't make a score in any of the games, we could struggle to keep posting competitive totals.

Good to see Wood doing well, bowling with pace and nice to see Broad back to his menacing wicket blitzing ashes mode!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 12, 2015, 09:34:48 am
Ali's shaping up nicely too...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 12, 2015, 11:42:34 am
The top order hasn't fired properly yet that's for sure. Cook I'm not overly concerned about but of all the players in the squad he is the one who really doesn't need to sign up to the new style of play. He has looked in decent nick in both innings up until the spinner was brought on and then he went completely against his natural style and looked to attack with the end result of getting out both times. Of all the England players he is the one least suited to the new positive style of play and he doesn't need to sign up for it imo, he is a good enough player of spin anyway and he can anchor the top order. The rest have promised a bit and have all made runs but it doesn't fill you with confidence when a wicket falls, you a expect another to go soon.

Ali is a tricky one, made important runs and took important wickets in the game but he is a batter who bowls spin first and foremost. The issue will be when England are behind in a match and he (and the captain) don't have the luxury of runs to play with and an end needs blocking up. Can he do it? Still he seems to have upped his game in the first test so long may it continue.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 12, 2015, 12:53:18 pm
Agree re Cook. He got back into form by playing his natural game and he needs to stick to it as that's what he's the best in the world at. Concentrate, leave and grind the bowlers down until they bowl where he wants it. No need to do anything else.

On a side note, there was a jounalist from the Grauniad at Collegiate on Friday night (getting the Joe Root angle) who spoke to the Mrs and the sprog. This is the result.....

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jul/12/yorkshire-pride-renewed-as-countys-boys-of-summer-lead-cricket-revival
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 12, 2015, 12:57:10 pm
That's excellent! You must be dead chuffed!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 12, 2015, 07:04:46 pm
excellent stuff!

captures the nature of Daywalker Jr perfectly

"Rafy, irritated at missing some of the play to talk to the Observer"
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: remus on July 17, 2015, 12:20:25 pm
It seems a rather ominous silence has befallen this thread since the start of the second test...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on July 17, 2015, 12:53:06 pm
What test? There's no test on now.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 17, 2015, 01:17:11 pm
There is what appears to a war of attrition going on at Lords but that's about it.  :tumble:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: remus on July 17, 2015, 05:02:07 pm
Cricket feels so embarrassing sometimes.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 17, 2015, 05:09:51 pm
Jesus wept.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 17, 2015, 05:27:16 pm
As if my day at work couldn't get any worse....  :alky:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on July 17, 2015, 06:51:20 pm
I wouldn't worry about it, this is just a mid-series friendly that doesn't count....




...isn't it?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on July 19, 2015, 05:11:58 pm
Well, that was a lot of fun wasn't it.  :slap:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 19, 2015, 07:31:31 pm
Cockbiscuits..
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on July 19, 2015, 10:50:20 pm
Oooh, I feel like I have gone back in time 20 years.

Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on July 20, 2015, 03:49:21 am
Blimey, I'll admit I was not expecting to get up this morning to that scoreline...and wtf was Stokes doing jumping over the ball? That was just dumb!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on July 29, 2015, 11:59:08 am
34/3...  :o
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: remus on July 29, 2015, 02:40:23 pm
90/6! I had to double check who was batting!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 29, 2015, 02:45:43 pm
94/7.....what the?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on July 29, 2015, 02:53:33 pm
Meetings, missed the first three wickets. Another meeting this afternoon, another three wickets. I go to the bog, one more wicket...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 29, 2015, 03:07:30 pm
Watching it on sky whilst shovelling sandwiches and dognuts in, great stuff!  :dance1:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 29, 2015, 03:07:41 pm
Meetings, missed the first three wickets. Another meeting this afternoon, another three wickets. I go to the bog, one more wicket...

can you go to the loo whilst in your next meeting, that should see off Australia's last wickets. 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on July 29, 2015, 03:09:09 pm
Watching it on sky whilst shovelling sandwiches and dognuts in, great stuff!  :dance1:

Pretty much your perfect day eh Rich?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on July 29, 2015, 03:28:39 pm
Watching it on sky whilst shovelling sandwiches and dognuts in, great stuff!  :dance1:

Pretty much your perfect day eh Rich?

Just need to crack open the first craft beer of the day and settle into the rest of the days play ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on July 31, 2015, 02:26:45 pm
So 55-2 needing 121 to win. Am a little bit nervous especially after someone pointed out that the Cons were 56-2 at Headingley in 1981  :o
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on July 31, 2015, 02:36:22 pm
No work is being done this afternoon! Good game.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on July 31, 2015, 03:56:09 pm
Get in!!!! and I met Darren Gough last night..great few days cricket. Bit worried with Jimmy missing Trent Bridge though.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 06, 2015, 11:22:50 am
15-4 for flipping 4 in the 3rd over. WTF is going on  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 06, 2015, 11:28:24 am
Fucking meetings, always making me miss wickets!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 06, 2015, 11:29:18 am
Didn't miss that one though, what is going on?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: danm on August 06, 2015, 11:36:01 am
Fucking hell!

Crocodile Dundee, Dame Edna and the Paedo Cartoonist - your boys are taking one hell of a beating!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 06, 2015, 11:41:38 am
Broad fivefer at 11.40.  :oops:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on August 06, 2015, 12:20:20 pm
Wow. The first time I have been thankful of the mrs taking too long getting ready for going climbing. Best first innings to watch ever  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 06, 2015, 12:49:28 pm
Their highest scorer was a chap called "Extras".
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Tim Broughtonshaw on August 06, 2015, 01:09:47 pm
think Kilnsey's 50-5 needs renaming to 50-9 in celebration.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 06, 2015, 01:11:18 pm
Or 24-5...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 06, 2015, 03:07:41 pm
England take the lead at 3pm on day 1!!!  Fantastic stuff,  wonder if i'ĺ see us win back the ashes live tomo4ow? 
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: ashtond6 on August 06, 2015, 03:56:20 pm
amazing stuff! bloody stuck at work :(((
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 06, 2015, 09:08:19 pm
I've had a fucking shit week by any standards but the cricket today has properly cheered me up. Amazing!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on August 06, 2015, 09:21:00 pm
I have to confess that my productivity dipped somewhat between 11am and 12.30pm!


I actually popped out for a coffee just as the players came out...imagine my surprise when I returned back from literally going over the road to find out that the Aussies were 2 down.







Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: moose on August 07, 2015, 12:06:23 am
I am no expert in cricket, but isn't there something wonderful about our super-hero power being a love of cloudy, damply grassy conditions?  A quintessentially English combination of unpredictability and mundanity.  I wonder if there's a future great English bowler out here who can make the ball move crazily... but only when the pitch smells of tea!?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 07, 2015, 12:26:16 am
Well I picked a perfect day to go climbing at Rubicon didn't I? Left the house at 11ish and checked the scores when I picked my mate up and the Aussie's were 5 down! They were 9 down at the last update I got when I lost any semblance of signal on the drop down into the valley. I then spent the first time I have been climbing in two months in a state of agitation wanting to know what the score was and how England were progressing (or not if you remember the ignominious cricket that I can remember from the 90's). Finally got an update sat outside the Red Lion with a pint and Bell had just got out but we were somewhere close to parity and all was going well. Obviously too well as I promptly knocked my pint over into the the packs of crisps on the table!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 07, 2015, 12:32:47 am
Follow up to the last post (I'm blaming fat fingers).

In a marvellous position at the minute and Root has scored another great ton and hopefully he can continue on tomorrow in the same form as I have got the day cutting Oak window sills for a bay window and if I get time cutting the hedge. I would really welcome a nice to steady day tomorrow with Geoffrey crowing and some comments on pigeons from blowers.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on August 07, 2015, 09:13:39 am
Media coverage down here is wonderfully hysterical. Apparently it's the WAGs fault, or they're all too old, or the pitch has been doctored...the list goes on. From the highlights I have seen it is plain that one side is now playing much better cricket than the other and one or two Australians will be retiring at the end of this series...if not three or four! BTW, unlike most of my countrymen, I like Broad, uncompromising, competitive and on his day as good as any quick bowler around.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on August 07, 2015, 09:14:45 am
Oh, and Root is a class act as well.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 07, 2015, 09:46:00 am
 :boohoo:
Oh, and Root is a class act as well.
Rooooooooooooooooooot
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 07, 2015, 10:58:10 am
Have a great day rich d. Should be brilliant!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 07, 2015, 11:01:15 am
Yeah, should be a good day to watch England win the ashes on the second day of the fourth test!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on August 07, 2015, 11:30:35 am
I think it will make it to day three...but no way am I putting money on that! :-)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 07, 2015, 11:31:31 am
Shame about Root but the night watchman is smacking Australia's most intimidating bowler for fours all over the place!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: remus on August 07, 2015, 02:57:28 pm
Tempted to go and put £20 on australia. This is just the sort of 'Surely they can't lose it from here?' position England love to fumble.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 07, 2015, 03:14:46 pm
Two dropped catches and a wicket off a no ball. FFS.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Richie Crouch on August 07, 2015, 03:36:59 pm
Great spell of getting the ball to move around by Stokes  :clap2:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 07, 2015, 03:37:10 pm
Three quick wickets for Stokes and Australia are in serious trouble.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 07, 2015, 03:37:40 pm
And Smith gone!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on August 07, 2015, 03:38:02 pm
And another! Big spell!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 07, 2015, 06:22:37 pm
5fer for Stokes.Could be over tonight.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 08, 2015, 06:13:56 pm
#cans Hope everyone saw Joe Root's Bob Willis impersonation before he and Ian Ward were soaked in champagne by Stokes. Genius! #cans

Root up to number one in the batting rankings too!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 08, 2015, 06:29:04 pm
If you missed it.....

http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/cricket/9941158/bob-willis-or-joe-root
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on August 08, 2015, 08:10:36 pm
What an amazing day yesterday, easily the best and most fun I've ever had at a test. Great cricket, amazing atmosphere and put the result beyond doubt. Love the ground at Trent bridge, had some beers with the Aussies in the TBI, including ray bright ex Aussie spinner. Pretty much everything you could wish for. Then today dusted off the hangover and walked down to the ground with the kids, the stewards let us all in for free to watch the interviews and presentations, welled up when both Clarke and Cook spoke.
What an amazing couple of days...
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on December 30, 2015, 03:11:48 pm
Well that was a really rather pleasant five days spent watching the cricket in Durban. Excellent all round performance by the England team who are looking a pretty solid unit at the minute which is more than can be said for the opposition after the first test. There errr moments when I thought Morkel was likely to combust on the pitch late in the second session yesterday after two catches went down in quick succession. I will admit to some reservations about Hales in the position of opener but Compton is looking very good at one down so wouldn't want to move him from there. Off to cape town tomorrow, need to try and get tickets for the first two days, after this performance they may be hard to get hold of.

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Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on December 30, 2015, 03:25:34 pm
Nice one Butters. Enjoy!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: rich d on January 06, 2016, 12:25:24 pm
aaarrrrggg! suddenly this is looking very tricky
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on January 06, 2016, 04:34:26 pm
It wasn't what I expected to be honest but the cloud cover came in and for the first time in the test match the ball started doing something off the wicket. Stokes also tried to go big again and paid the price but in retrospect it was an important 28 that he made - got the scoreboard ticking over again after it had stagnated a bit. Taylor got a decent ball after that and then it was some good work by Bairstow and Ali to see it out without too many worries until bad light stopped play. The game had pretty much gone by then though with the run rate at something like 4+ and in conditions that would have suited Anderson et al a lot more (though how much they would have wanted to bowl again after over two days in the field is debateable).

Overall it wasn't the test that I was hoping for (seeing cricket in Cape Town was the reason behind my SA sojourn) but seeing Stokes absolutely smash the ball around the park on the second day was something truly special and I can say that I was there. I suspect in a few days Bavuma's 100 and Amla's 200 will also mean more but it was awful cricket to watch at the time (the third day was truly grim spectating) but I can't blame SA for that - they did what they needed to do and well done for it.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on January 06, 2016, 05:32:38 pm
Enjoy Newlands if you can get a ticket the view is amazing. Last time I was there was watching Paul Adams confound the England batsmen (and a few bowlers!)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on January 06, 2016, 08:24:02 pm
 :chair:
Enjoy Newlands if you can get a ticket the view is amazing. Last time I was there was watching Paul Adams confound the England batsmen (and a few bowlers!)

I did - all 5 days of it (with the caveats given in my last post)! ;) Managed to get tickets for all 5 days - got one in the Snake Pit (grass section roughly opposite the Oaks section) first day, Railway Stand on the second, two hard days baking in the sun in the temp stand behind the snake pit on days three and four (which in all honesty didn't help my appreciation of SA's rear guard action) and Railway stand again today. Didn't get the view that I was really hoping for with Table Mountain in the back ground but it is a lovely cricket ground all the same. 

Paul Adams - now that name takes me back - IIRC he was the bowler who was compared to a frog in a blender by some commentator. If he wasn't he should have been given his quite unique bowling action. The only other thing I can think of in a comparable analogy was a golfer whose swing off the tee was compared to an octopus falling out of a tree.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on May 22, 2016, 10:37:26 pm
Well this thread has been a bit dead of late! Awake thread with some truly outstanding writing by Lord Selvey himself.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/may/21/jimmy-anderson-headingley-england-sri-lanka

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 26, 2016, 01:24:22 pm
Good read that butters. My life seems to revolve around cricket at the moment (no bad thing) as the sprog is playing for U9 and U11 teams for his club and South Yorkshire U9s with the odd representative U11s match thrown in for good measure.

And we went to the test on Saturday.  ;D
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 26, 2016, 12:44:57 pm
Nice piece on cricinfo about Pakistan fans at the Test.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/1039367.html
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 07, 2016, 03:22:15 pm
This England Pakistan test is the perfect example of why test cricket is so bloody good. It's ebbed and flowed either way and every time today I've thought "we've blown it, it's a draw" we've taken a wicket. A couple more and the win is still on......
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 07, 2016, 10:08:49 pm
And the win was duly delivered - spent the last 5 days listening to the test while revising and it has ebbed remarkably from an under par score for England to an excellent containing of Pakistan as the pitch eased up in their respective first innings. Second innings was where the difference was made though - England have had Shah under the cosh since a great performance by him at Lords and with only a four man bowling attack and the pitch flattening out England got a foot back in the game initially and then pushed on to a position where they could not lose the game and just maybe win it. Looking at the scores when Lunch was taken it was unlikely but the English bowlers put in a bloody good effort and won the test.

Really pleased to see Ali get a couple of wickets and gain some confidence back (how Cook sets fields to him is a source of constant scorn from both Vaughan and Swann in the commentary box) but even more so Finn who has had a tough time lately. He was bloody magnificent in SA when I saw him and it is great to see him finally get a couple in the bag - good effort that man and bag a few more at the Oval. 
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Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 08, 2016, 12:16:15 am
Yes Finn had bowled really well without any luck so I was also really happy to see him get two very important wickets. Interesting listening to Athers etc on Sky deliberating about who to give the MOM to because the whole team played so well. One of the best England victories I've seen overall. Also thought Cook's captaincy was excellent and basically agree with the sentiments in this....

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/1043871.html
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 07, 2017, 01:56:17 pm
Time to resurrect this thread.

Saffers 40/3 at lunch 'chasing 380'. It should be a walk in the park.

Was there on Saturday, nice to see the fun police weren't in evidence, beer snakes were all over the place. 13 wickets and Bairstow going fairly ballistic - an excellent day of Test cricket.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: andy_e on July 11, 2019, 04:14:12 pm
Seems like a good time to resurrect this thread.

Anyone else's productivity for the day been zero?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on July 11, 2019, 04:16:46 pm
I’ve been looking after the toddler today. Normally we go out somewhere but today I’ve been rarely far from the radio.

Daring to dream now but England.....
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: fatneck on July 11, 2019, 04:50:09 pm
Past the 20 overs now and Root looking settled! Roy tanking Smith for three consecutive 6s was something else!!
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Post by: bigironhorse on July 11, 2019, 09:22:19 pm
Seems like a good time to resurrect this thread.

Anyone else's productivity for the day been zero?

Glad it's not just me. Less than three months until my PhD submission deadline and I managed about one sentence today.

England team must be feeling confident after today's performance.

I love listening to cricket on the radio, I don't think many sports would be that entertaining without the visual. TMS commentary always pretty funny too.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Wood FT on July 11, 2019, 09:57:54 pm
Seems like a good time to resurrect this thread.

Anyone else's productivity for the day been zero?

Glad it's not just me. Less than three months until my PhD submission deadline and I managed about one sentence today.

England team must be feeling confident after today's performance.

I love listening to cricket on the radio, I don't think many sports would be that entertaining without the visual. TMS commentary always pretty funny too.

Agreed, by the end of today Tuffnell had given up talking and was just soaking up the ambience. Fair enough.

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Post by: spidermonkey09 on July 12, 2019, 08:59:24 am
Seems like a good time to resurrect this thread.

Anyone else's productivity for the day been zero?

I did absolutely fuck all and watched most of the match via a tiny screen on the Betfair app. So good.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: macca7 on July 12, 2019, 01:51:31 pm
It was epic!

Managed to get a ticket off the ICC website on Wednesday night and left sunny Cornwall at 5:30 a.m. to get there!

So relieved I was there for the start seeing those 3 early wickets just set the tone, it was such an incredible performance and Jofra is quick! The ball that hit Carey was lightening!

When Roy and Bairstow got going the atmosphere was off the scale and that final 6 on to the top tier just blew the lid off it!

Already nervous about Sunday but can't wait to watch it!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: bigironhorse on July 14, 2019, 07:55:17 pm
Well that was the most tense drive home from Wales I've ever had. Excited that England have won but feel sorry for new zealand, they would surely have won if it wasnt for the weird stokes runs.

 :clap2:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Duma on July 14, 2019, 09:36:03 pm
Bloody hell that was a bit mental!

Obviously great for us but I'd be absolutely gutted if I was a kiwi, we rode a tidal wave of luck today.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: spidermonkey09 on July 15, 2019, 09:03:37 am
What A Day. One of the best days of my sporting life. We had all the luck but we earned it, we've been the best side in the world for 4 years and have won it with no help from the groundsmen. Another sticky dog of a deck that brought NZ into the game. Really pleased for Stokes after the heartbreak in the last final and the court case farrago. Big balls on Jofra Archer too; 24 years old!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tommytwotone on July 15, 2019, 09:21:30 am
I've had to watch / listen to it a few times to make sure it actually happened.


So many times in that last hour I thought they'd blown it - Stokes getting caught on the rope, the insane ricochet off his bat diving for the rope, Archer's wide first up and then a six into the stands...


I can't work out if that was as nervy, or worse than Edgbaston 2005!



Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on August 02, 2019, 06:33:59 pm
If you'd have offered me England 267-4 after the Aussies winning the toss and batting first and being all out for 284, and our leading wicket taker being sidelined, at the end of day 2 I'd have bitten you hand off.

C'mon England.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: DaveC on August 23, 2019, 02:59:02 pm
OK,  I stopped watching cricket a long time ago now but I just have to ask... WTF?  :shrug:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on August 23, 2019, 03:37:38 pm
I stopped looking before lunch, came back now and asked the same question.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: bigironhorse on August 23, 2019, 05:35:44 pm
From hearing snippets of TMS it sounds like the batting from both sides has been pretty appalling!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 23, 2019, 09:03:39 pm
It is the case that this is two very good bowling line-ups taking aim at two indifferent batting line-ups. I am excluding Steve Smith here btw as he was the difference in the first test, was looking to be in the Second and probably would be in this one had he not been out concussed.

Where to start on how England got to this state of affairs?

We have been seduced by the all out attempt to win the One Day World Cup and by the obsession of the 20\Twenty game. This has been at the cost of taking the entire county Championship and shoving it to the start and the back ends of the English cricket season. Now anyone who thinks that you are going to develop fine test batsmen when you make them play in the colder, cloudier months of the year when a medium pace dobber can seam\swing the ball at will and take a hatful of wickets is a fool. It also has the knock on effect of making spinners completely redundant into the bargain. Why pick one when you can have another dobber who will take wickets and the spinner is best employed bringing on extra jumpers etc instead of actually trying to do his job during the summer months. The end result is batsmen who play against a moving ball and then spend two months sitting about doing nothing during the County Championship break and only ever see a spinner when they go to Ciderabad (Taunton) where they have no idea most of the time. 

Also the primacy of the shorter games encourages a different mindset. Trying to smash a ball that doesn't really move on a very good batting wicket over the boundary repeatedly may keep the masses entertained but, to use Roy as the obvious example here, it doesn't actually make you any good in the longer format. It certainly doesn't as an opener which is a position that we have ben trying to sort out since Strauss retired. Actually I think Roy has become my new source of ultimate frustration having surpassed James 'make a beautiful 20 and them nick off to the slip\gully region driving at a wide one' Vince.  :furious:

There was a really interesting interview on TMS with Mark Ramprakash last Sunday where he lamented the lack of ability in a player to actually want to play themselves in and try to stick around. A bit damning as well as he has been involved with the England squad since 2014 from memory. Another coach, Graham Thorpe, was the lucky chap wheeled out tonight to speak to the press - no one playing was sent out - and again he talked a good game but it doesn't seem to be translating to the players very well.

Other than that I have very little belief that Root is in any way, shape or form an England Captain. He has no real ability to captain a spinner and his use of the default option, fast bowlers, is awful and I can see Jofra Archer being broken by being hugely overloaded shortly. Used wisely he is a potential star for a decade but he won't last 10 months under Roots captaincy at his current workload. The problem though is who can do it instead? Morgan could be an option but is out injured and is hinting at giving up the One Day captaincy so unlikely and anyone else would be another square peg in a round hole.   

Lastly we really haven't had a decent top order for ages and what is there are all playing out of position. We have two players in Stokes and Root (excluding present form) who could walk into most Test line ups in the world and Buttler on his day maybe but the rest would probably not get a look in. Who else is there though...

Still not to worry - next year this will all be replaced by The Hundred and all will be better in the world. Oh and we won the World Cup so that's alright... :-\
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Post by: tomtom on August 23, 2019, 09:19:38 pm
Interesting stuff Butters.

With Anderson fit and in the squad the pressure on Archer would drop (and how he’d learn a thing or two as well..).

Vaughn was chatting about how there was a need to specialise for the different formats throughout the England set up. Coaching, management, recruitment etc etc and that there was too much overlap/people assuming the different formats were the same. We won the World Cup because we were lucky - but also good enough to be in that final and have a shout (we made our luck of you like) which was because the whole one day set up was in a WC 4 year Olympic training style cycle with the sole aim of winning the WC.

Also paying players to be test specialists rather than 20/20 100 players.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on August 23, 2019, 10:49:31 pm
Interesting stuff Butters.

With Anderson fit and in the squad the pressure on Archer would drop (and how he’d learn a thing or two as well..).

Vaughn was chatting about how there was a need to specialise for the different formats throughout the England set up. Coaching, management, recruitment etc etc and that there was too much overlap/people assuming the different formats were the same. We won the World Cup because we were lucky - but also good enough to be in that final and have a shout (we made our luck of you like) which was because the whole one day set up was in a WC 4 year Olympic training style cycle with the sole aim of winning the WC.

Also paying players to be test specialists rather than 20/20 100 players.


I heard Vaughan on TMS and while he made a good point you still have to have the players with the ability to play the game you are coaching of which we have a real shortage currently. There are very few players worldwide really with the ability to play just Test match cricket - Pujara from India is the most pure version of a Test player I can think of as that is all he does. He just grinds away all day and loves it and has no time for the shorter format as it just doesn't suit his mentality or his style. Hameed (released today from Lancs) looked for a short while to be cut from the same cloth but he has struggled terribly for two or three years now. He got some rave reviews when he played in India and I think the pros about the game recognise he has the talent but has lost something somewhere so hopefully he will move to another county will allow him to re-establish himself as he is still in his early twenties I think     

There has been a lot of talk on and off about splitting the coaching role due to the workload and also due to the differing styles required. Bayliss was brought in specifically because he was a good white ball coach, he has never done much in the red ball game to the best of my knowledge and I think that would have been a good time to do it then but it never happened. Obviously we won the World Cup so that part paid off but at what price elsewhere?

With regard to paying to play as test specialists only - we already have that in place and have done so for years with the central contracts. The idea was that England would pay the players home counties a portion of the wages due so they could manage the workloads better and release them back to the counties if they needed a bit of time to discover form or to keep their rhythm. However if you are good enough (and more importantly IMO have the classic technique to underpin it) then you can often turn your hand to most formats without too much of a struggle. Central contracts were also introduced during the pre 20\Twenty era and the amount of money available there dwarfs any central contract money - Stokes went for something like £1m over three years IIRC. Also that is just the one league - they are an almost constant thing now so you can work the circuit - Australia over Christmas\New Year, India in April\May and the West Indies in the late summer if you are good enough.

May come back to the subject later - there's more to write on it - the money split between test nations, cricket being taken off the free to air channels and Kolpak players are a few things that spring to mind but there's likely to be more once I get going.  ;)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on August 24, 2019, 12:06:52 pm
Joe Simpson (touching the void etc..) is on TMS’s lunchtime feature/fill.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: bigironhorse on August 25, 2019, 05:33:57 pm
Well that was a pretty gripping afternoon! I went in to airport security just as we lost our penultimate batsman, and when I finally got through we needed two to win! Amazing batting by stokes. A shame the first innings wasn't as solid. Or maybe not, it made for an exciting game!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Wood FT on August 25, 2019, 05:36:35 pm
Very lucky the Aussies used up their last review before that LBW
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: monkey boy on August 26, 2019, 05:38:01 am
Good effort Leach staying around for that long too. Yeah we were lucky with the LBW review and the fumble by Lyons but that innings from Stokes was sublime.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: SA Chris on August 26, 2019, 09:03:25 am
Like a Phoenix rising from the Ashes..
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: mark20 on August 26, 2019, 10:17:40 am
Gripping stuff. I had forgotten to take my digital radio so we had to sit in the car listening to TMS for the last hour before we could go on our evening walk
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: mark20 on February 05, 2021, 09:37:01 pm
Test Cricket on terrestrial TV for the first time in 15+ years :2thumbsup:
Good day of international sport tomorrow with cricket in the morning and rugby in the afternoon and evening  :icon_beerchug:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Wood FT on February 05, 2021, 10:10:14 pm
Had it on in class today. Root on fire and cramping up! Looks warm as over there.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: sheavi on February 06, 2021, 09:01:51 am
Six straight back down the ground for his 200.  Triple a distinct possibility - he still looks hungry.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: Wood FT on February 06, 2021, 09:32:19 am
Damn.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: spidermonkey09 on February 06, 2021, 09:43:45 am
Pitch looks like it's starting to take some turn. I think if we can get to 550 that would be a very good score on this.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: sxrxg on February 06, 2021, 09:55:17 am
Not watched cricket for ages (don't have Sky) and forgotten how much I enjoy it. Even when there isn't much going on there is the intrigue and little battles happening every ball.

It is the complete antithesis of most sports where it is about making things faster paced and a better "product". Every time watching a test I can remember an American fried to whom I explained the game being baffled that it can last 5 days and still end in a draw!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: cheque on February 06, 2021, 10:28:35 am
It is the complete antithesis of most sports where it is about making things faster paced and a better "product".

Yeah, no-one would ever try to modify the format of cricket in an attempt to give it greater appeal.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: sxrxg on February 06, 2021, 10:55:29 am
Ha, I understand that is what is going on with the IPL, Big Bash, etc. I just find those games forgettable though. Whereas great test matches seem to give moments that stick in the memory. Maybe because the game develops slowly over the days and it isn't instant gratification.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on February 06, 2021, 10:56:37 am
Not watched cricket for ages (don't have Sky) and forgotten how much I enjoy it. Even when there isn't much going on there is the intrigue and little battles happening every ball.

It is the complete antithesis of most sports where it is about making things faster paced and a better "product". Every time watching a test I can remember an American fried to whom I explained the game being baffled that it can last 5 days and still end in a draw!

My American friends have usually got cricket when you compare it to baseball. Despite the razzmatazz baseball has quite a similar tempo to cricket if you go and watch a game. Ie. Long periods of nothing much happening where you read the paper abs chat - interspersed with moments of genius and tension.

Baseball also has stats in common with cricket.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: spidermonkey09 on February 09, 2021, 08:27:39 am
Fantastic win. Vindication for Root's tactics yesterday; he clearly knew that pitch better than anyone else. Anderson still magnificent.
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: J_duds on February 09, 2021, 11:00:47 am
It has been entertaining these last few days watching test cricket with my morning bowl of porridge.  What will England do when Jimmy retires from International cricket?
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: tomtom on February 25, 2021, 12:09:47 pm
If you're not watching - watch - its bonkers!
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: mark20 on June 24, 2021, 06:06:51 pm
England v Sri Lanka T20 on BBC2 this evening, perfect summers evening viewing  :beer2:
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: GraemeA on February 19, 2023, 07:16:48 pm
Highlights from the thrasing of the Kiws here https://www.bt.com/sport/watch/video/clips/2023/february/highlights-new-zealand-vs-england-first-test-day-four

Can't wait for the Ashes especially with the Convicts being so poor in India :-)
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: butters on February 19, 2023, 09:08:28 pm
Highlights from the thrasing of the Kiws here https://www.bt.com/sport/watch/video/clips/2023/february/highlights-new-zealand-vs-england-first-test-day-four

Can't wait for the Ashes especially with the Convicts being so poor in India :-)

Anyone in India is on a hiding to nothing but it was one hell of a collapse by the Aussies.  ;D

As for the Ashes - I am, as ever, a loyal and devoted England cricket fan but it is a loyalty tempered by the fire of some liberal thrashings handed out to us in the past. We are obviously in a far greater place than the dog days of Joe Roots captaincy but it still feels wrong to my jaded heart.

Anyway I will watch the above and try to get over this terrible fear I have. I think what we need is for Phil Tufnell to start announcing confidently that we will win 5-0 - we will piss it then.  :lol:   
Title: Re: Balls to the Aussies the cricket thread
Post by: remus on July 21, 2023, 04:25:07 pm
 :popcorn:
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