[Nibile]

being unemployed and injured leads to many ways of passing time.
supreme way is: measuring body parts.
the supreme measure is: that one that cannot be put here.
the second supreme measure is: biceps.
my right bicep, is a miserable (in my expectations) 36 cm. left one 34.
now show me yours.

[robertostallioni]

34 cm Nibs, but my bicep is....

My wrist is only 15 though. So if I paint my nails red and sit on my hand etc..

Stallion bringing a knife to a gun fight...

[robertostallioni]

Just measured my boys guns

14 Cm. Oh yeah! check out the pipes! 3 years old and ready to rip.

[neil h]

see why you went to bed early every night


this is what me and unc got up to

[GCW]

Biceps 35cm, but that's 35% lager.

[Paul B]

32cm....

I'm sure that this should be rationalised some how....maybe in a kind of Manliness/Tonne (kg?) ratio... 

[robertostallioni]

32cm....

I'm sure that this should be rationalised some how....maybe in a kind of Manliness/Tonne (kg?) ratio... 

May I suggest shaving the chest (no sneaky underarm hair to be included) and placing the contents in a standard 12 inch hanky. this could then be weighed (subtracting dry hanky weight) to give a completely accurate measure of Manliness in imperial Tonnes.

[nik at work]

26 cm flacid, 35cm pert.

[richdraws]

38 manly homoerotic inches of pythonesque steel.

My upper arm measurement I am afraid.

[richdraws]

I meant centimetres. 

[Serpico]

31cm, I expect to be out-gunned by Magpie. But it doesn't matter, I'm just here to make you boys feel better about yourselves.

[webbo]

32cm....

I'm sure that this should be rationalised some how....maybe in a kind of Manliness/Tonne (kg?) ratio... 

May I suggest shaving the chest (no sneaky underarm hair to be included) and placing the contents in a standard 12 inch hanky. this could then be weighed (subtracting dry hanky weight) to give a completely accurate measure of Manliness in imperial Tonnes.

if back and shoulder hair could be included i might on to a winner here.

[andy_e]

30.5!    I fully expected to be in the twenties. phew!

[Adam Lincoln]

39 cm Flexed

[Nibile]

please please ladies and gentlemen anyone for 40?
40, ladies and gentlemen, next bid is 40.

[Zods Beard]

Where's Jim when you need him?

[Andy B]

Jim's still looking for a long enough tape measure.

[Somebody's Fool]

He' s probably ramraiding the local athletics club looking for one of these:

[unclesomebody]

I just spoke to Jim and he's driving to/from Chester or something. He was barraging me with information on some measuring device, saying things like "it's Chester's equivalent of CERN and they claim it can measure any bicep every created on planet earth!". I thought he'd gone mad, but thinking about in the light of this thread, it all makes sense!

[magpie]

31cm, I expect to be out-gunned by Magpie. But it doesn't matter, I'm just here to make you boys feel better about yourselves.

 
32cm 

I don't like the fact mine seem to be as big as half the boys, I've checked my wrists too and they are only 15cm, I feel all out of proportion now 

[travs]

Yeah, but it's like you said 'boys' not men.

[SamD]

32.5cm! phew lol

[travs]

Well I propose that we redefine the term BMI to mean Bicep Mass Index, the calculation of said value being :

Circumfrence of bicep ( cm ) / ( Length of upper arm ( cm ) x Weight ( kg ) )

Note the upper arm is measured from point of elbow to bony point on shoulder ( on the same arm obviously ) 

[Serpico]

31cm, I expect to be out-gunned by Magpie. But it doesn't matter, I'm just here to make you boys feel better about yourselves.

 
32cm 

Shieet I was only joking about the likelihood of being out-gunned. My ego's really on the floor now
Long sleeved shirts only for me from now on.

[webbo]

i too measure 32 but thats left arm which only has half a bicep these days.