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#50 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 01:54:12 pm
Well I don't know, I suspect my real bicep measurement is 42cm and if I could lose 5.2 kg - I would be that mythical climber. Alternatively I could have major surgery and have my upper arms reduced by 2.6cm ;D

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#51 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 02:07:47 pm
Can anyone post whether or not they have forearms larger than their biceps? I'm thinking about who might qualify for this... Perhaps Foley or Jim? But they have large biceps too... Perhaps Fred might post up.
wrist 16
forearm 32
bicep 36.5

'fraid not.

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#52 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 02:09:18 pm
less man that I thought...  :'(

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#53 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 02:18:10 pm
wrist 16cm
forearm 29cm
bicep 32cm

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#54 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 02:56:59 pm
less man that I thought...  :'(

we'll have to rely on jim. he's just done rock atrocity.

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#55 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 03:17:26 pm
How have you lot not snapped your hands clean off?  I have really scrawny wrists and you are all meant to be big fit men yet you're not measuring much bigger  ???

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#56 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 03:34:44 pm
. As such the new proposed BMI defenition is :

100 x Circumfrence of bicep ( cm )  x  Circumfrence of bicep ( cm ) / ( Length of upper arm ( cm ) x Weight ( kg ) )

I couldn't do a squared sign hence circumfrence multiplied twice ;D

Anybody who gets 100 is the perfect climber

BMI of 64.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this hanky full of hair?

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#57 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 05:38:45 pm
Here's mine... and I've been on my arse all day..

Wrist 18
Forearm 38
Bicep 41

(These were flexed mind you... I'm assuming that's the process?)

I'm Popeye

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#58 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 07:30:38 pm
Jesus Ben, 41! I beat Lizzy. And Cookie.

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#59 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 07:40:45 pm
has Jim not measured his yet.....................


we all wait with anticipation for the big event. ???

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#60 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 07:41:47 pm
BMI= 100x352/32x87 = 44

Oh dear  :'(

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#61 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 08:04:02 pm
GCW, guess the google search...

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#62 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 08:07:51 pm
Nah, his bicep measurement would be faaar bigger than mine.

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#63 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 08:11:21 pm
Here's one for Magpie:



 :P

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#64 Re: measure your masculinity
June 25, 2008, 10:15:10 pm
Bicep 35
Forearm 30
Wrist 17

100x35x35/25x64
=122500/1600
=76.5 BMI

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#65 Re: measure your masculinity
June 26, 2008, 08:55:09 am
Remebered I had a tape measure in my site kit.

Bicep 36
Forearm 32
Wrist 19

I reckon with a bit more captains of crush i can get forearm>bicep!

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#66 Re: measure your masculinity
June 26, 2008, 10:16:47 am
Here's one for Magpie:



 :P
I would have at least shaved for the photo  >:(

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#67 Re: measure your masculinity
June 26, 2008, 10:49:00 am


yo 37cm biceps, 33cm forearms and 18cm wrist ;D

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#68 Re: measure your masculinity
June 26, 2008, 12:31:14 pm
Bicep 34
Forearm 32
Wrist 17

My arms are almost tubular!  :o

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#69 Re: measure your masculinity
June 27, 2008, 01:55:31 pm
35cm bicep which is distressing as I know Keith's forearms are reputedly greater in circumference than this. I'm putting a bounty out for anyone that can obtain the official Bradbury forearm stats. This is like guess the weight of the Christmas cake at a country fair isn't it?

I reckon he's rocking 39cm forearm with 22cm bicep.

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#70 Re: measure your masculinity
June 27, 2008, 02:15:08 pm
Can anyone post whether or not they have forearms larger than their biceps? I'm thinking about who might qualify for this... Perhaps Foley or Jim? But they have large biceps too... Perhaps Fred might post up.

For your pleasure...

Biceps: 29cm
Forearms: 31cm

I've got less guns than a stone age pacifist.

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#71 Re: measure your masculinity
June 27, 2008, 02:17:49 pm
GO GREG!!! Bigger forearms that biceps, that's great! However, your stats seem very low... how tightly did you pull the string around your spears?

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#72 Re: measure your masculinity
June 27, 2008, 03:18:02 pm
GO GREG!!! Bigger forearms that biceps, that's great! However, your stats seem very low... how tightly did you pull the string around your spears?

I'm afraid my arms are that puny, the tape measure was loosely wrapped. All my power (or lack there of) comes through the extremities.  :'(

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#73 Re: measure your masculinity
June 27, 2008, 03:25:41 pm
Bicep 32.5

Forearm 30

Wrist 16

have no accurate measuring facilities here. Will try to get a measusement of my puny bicep later and hope to beat magpie.

Only just.

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#74 Re: measure your masculinity
June 27, 2008, 03:43:56 pm
wrist = 17cm
forearm = 32cm
bicep = 36cm

 

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