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#1725 Re: ROOM 101
October 18, 2015, 02:35:11 pm
Quote from: deacon on October 18, 2015, 08:05:05 am
Is that your photo Will?
You've gone to an art gallery and taken a photo of someone taking a photo of a painting?
 :wall:

There's a sort of perverse amusement in taking photos of idiots taking selfies...
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#1726 Re: ROOM 101
October 18, 2015, 02:51:02 pm

Quote from: lagerstarfish on October 18, 2015, 12:51:09 pm
that's nowt

I'm going out to Stanage to draw arrows pointing at tick marks

Make sure you take a picture of yourself tickmarki get the tickmarks using a selfie stick...
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#1727 Re: ROOM 101
October 19, 2015, 04:09:42 pm
When people call a problem "soft", when in fact the problem is not soft but genuinely incorrectly graded.

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#1728 Re: ROOM 101
October 19, 2015, 10:49:38 pm

Quote from: 36chambers on October 19, 2015, 04:09:42 pm
When people call a problem "soft", when in fact the problem is not soft but genuinely incorrectly graded.

I recon that's a soft room 101 entry there.. ;)
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#1729 Re: ROOM 101
October 20, 2015, 10:59:47 am
Quote from: tomtom on October 19, 2015, 10:49:38 pm

Quote from: 36chambers on October 19, 2015, 04:09:42 pm
When people call a problem "soft", when in fact the problem is not soft but genuinely incorrectly graded.

I recon that's a soft room 101 entry there.. ;)

 :)

I had a small lunch, I wasn't in a very good mood.
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#1730 Re: ROOM 101
October 31, 2015, 06:55:11 pm
Halloween

[emoji317][emoji317][emoji317][emoji317]

Bah humbug.
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#1731 Re: ROOM 101
October 31, 2015, 07:36:42 pm
Go and spend it on the Aran Islands, off Galway, that'll get your Halloween mojo back.
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#1732 Re: ROOM 101
November 02, 2015, 10:35:39 am
Quote from: tomtom on October 31, 2015, 06:55:11 pm
Halloween

[emoji317][emoji317][emoji317][emoji317]

Bah humbug.

More like

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#1733 Re: ROOM 101
November 02, 2015, 03:58:23 pm
Can I nominate Wes Brown and Jack Rodwell for their abysmal performance yesterday. Rodwell seems to have forgotten that he doesn't play for Everton anymore ;-)
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#1734 Re: ROOM 101
November 02, 2015, 05:34:03 pm
I think you could put the majority of our team in room 101 based on that performance Graeme! I hope big Sam can work his stuff, but I'm sceptical.
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#1735 Re: ROOM 101
November 02, 2015, 05:37:45 pm
Its one seriously shite bottom part of the EPL - Bournemouth are not in the relegation zone despite having only won 1 in 8...
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#1736 Re: ROOM 101
November 06, 2015, 10:44:49 pm
People who wander underneath other climbers at the climbing wall. FFS. Open your eyes. :chair:
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#1737 Re: ROOM 101
November 07, 2015, 09:16:44 am
"Solid wood" laminate dining tables. Cocksuckers!
Does anyone have any advice on how to purchase a dining table made of actual wood that doesn't cost the earth?
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#1738 Re: ROOM 101
November 07, 2015, 09:21:33 am
Self service tills in supermarkets. Why the fuck?
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#1739 Re: ROOM 101
November 07, 2015, 09:40:31 am
Quote from: psychomansam on November 07, 2015, 09:16:44 am
Does anyone have any advice on how to purchase a dining table made of actual wood that doesn't cost the earth?

charity shops
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#1740 Re: ROOM 101
November 07, 2015, 09:43:01 am
Quote from: Andy F V2.0 on November 07, 2015, 09:21:33 am
Self service tills in supermarkets. Why the fuck?

so I don't have to listen to someone trying to do small-talk with me
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#1741 Re: ROOM 101
November 07, 2015, 09:47:04 am
Quote from: lagerstarfish on November 07, 2015, 09:43:01 am
Quote from: Andy F V2.0 on November 07, 2015, 09:21:33 am
Self service tills in supermarkets. Why the fuck?

so I don't have to listen to someone trying to do small-talk with me

Applying a few smears of fake blood to your face and writing C*nt in marker pen on your forehead would probably have the requisite small talk suppressing effect. Though I accept that may not always be a quick and readily applicable solution if you were to, for example, quickly pop to the shop for a pint of semi-skimmed milk and a lottery ticket.
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#1742 Re: ROOM 101
November 07, 2015, 10:58:19 am
perhaps I could just write that word on the forehead of the potential chit-chatter while they scan my items?

ah, no, they wouldn't be able to see it
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#1743 Re: ROOM 101
November 07, 2015, 03:40:08 pm
Quote from: psychomansam on November 07, 2015, 09:16:44 am
"Solid wood" laminate dining tables. Cocksuckers!
Does anyone have any advice on how to purchase a dining table made of actual wood that doesn't cost the earth?
Buy the wood you want.
Buy 6 sash clamps (or borrow them from a school; you're a teacher?)
Glue then together.
Sand it.
Oil it.
Stick it on some legs/old table/oil drums
Eat dinner/relentlessly mark exercise books to prove you're doing your job
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#1744 Re: ROOM 101
November 07, 2015, 03:43:05 pm
Quote from: lagerstarfish on November 07, 2015, 09:43:01 am
Quote from: Andy F V2.0 on November 07, 2015, 09:21:33 am
Self service tills in supermarkets. Why the fuck?

so I don't have to listen to someone trying to do small-talk with me
Someone needs a holiday. Are you going anywhere nice this year?
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#1745 Re: ROOM 101
November 07, 2015, 04:41:12 pm
no
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#1746 Re: ROOM 101
November 07, 2015, 06:24:01 pm

Quote from: andyd on November 07, 2015, 03:40:08 pm
Quote from: psychomansam on November 07, 2015, 09:16:44 am
"Solid wood" laminate dining tables. Cocksuckers!
Does anyone have any advice on how to purchase a dining table made of actual wood that doesn't cost the earth?
Buy the wood you want.
Buy 6 sash clamps (or borrow them from a school; you're a teacher?)
Glue then together.
Sand it.
Oil it.
Stick it on some legs/old table/oil drums
Eat dinner/relentlessly mark exercise books to prove you're doing your job

This.

Rent a Router too.
Woodwork soothes the soul.


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#1747 Re: ROOM 101
November 07, 2015, 06:25:33 pm

Quote from: lagerstarfish on November 07, 2015, 04:41:12 pm
no

You are already there!


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#1748 ROOM 101
November 07, 2015, 07:38:56 pm
Quote from: lagerstarfish on November 07, 2015, 04:41:12 pm
no

Beep. An unexpected ukb response is in the bagging area.
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#1749 Re: ROOM 101
November 07, 2015, 09:09:58 pm
Quote from: tomtom on November 07, 2015, 07:38:56 pm
Quote from: lagerstarfish on November 07, 2015, 04:41:12 pm
no

Beep. An unexpected ukb response is in the bagging area.
Please wait for assistance  :wall:
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