Xmas caption contest (Read 14665 times)

Bonjoy · December 14, 2011, 04:30:34 pm

Good excuse to use this image I just found on my computer.
What is this man thinking?

dobbin · December 14, 2011, 04:32:46 pm

I love Tom Dixon. I want him so much it hurts inside

clm · December 14, 2011, 04:33:29 pm

Is Dannys problem dry?

Somebody's Fool · December 14, 2011, 04:40:26 pm

That's the last fucking time I work in Oman.

north_country_boy · December 14, 2011, 04:50:14 pm

I'm sure my head will fit, but will the rest of me follow through these bars?

Jaspersharpe · December 14, 2011, 05:02:55 pm

At least the idiots can't get to me here.

clm · December 14, 2011, 06:01:54 pm

I bet they are all wondering why I don't live my life via the internet anymore.

Nibile · December 14, 2011, 07:09:27 pm

why didn't I bring the Beastmaker?

neil h · December 14, 2011, 07:09:43 pm

rabbits

GraemeA · December 14, 2011, 07:20:23 pm

I knew I should have stayed at home last Friday

cofe · December 14, 2011, 07:36:19 pm

Shouldn't have bummed that heron.

boulderingbacon · December 14, 2011, 07:59:11 pm

living in Scotland sure is cold and shit.

tomtom · December 14, 2011, 10:36:37 pm

"I think we should leave the EU"

dave · December 14, 2011, 11:12:32 pm

pain aux raisin

Andy B · December 14, 2011, 11:23:34 pm

They promised me they hang people by their fingers in Guantanamo.

saltbeef · December 14, 2011, 11:32:28 pm

i hope mum doesn't mix these orange pyjamas with my white y fronts. i'm sure this colour will run.

Moo · December 14, 2011, 11:46:56 pm

aaaaaawwwwwwooooooooooo the werewolves of London aaaaawwwwooooooooooooooo

tomtom · December 14, 2011, 11:48:12 pm

"wow, I've never managed to spunk out of my eye before"

Oldmanmatt · December 15, 2011, 07:23:15 am

Should have brought the Pink Anasazis.....

Grubes · December 15, 2011, 08:58:20 am

"I've got no place to go, no place to go
it'll be lonely this christmas
without you to hold
it'll be lonely this christmas
lonely and cold"

Bonjoy · December 15, 2011, 09:37:07 am

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

fatboySlimfast · December 15, 2011, 02:16:29 pm

shit, fucking shit

dave · December 15, 2011, 02:33:17 pm

I should have never agreed to the job at the Fritzl place.

SA Chris · December 15, 2011, 02:35:28 pm

or

When Fritzl said "you fancy hanging out at my cellar, bored" this wasn't what I expected.

Plattsy · December 15, 2011, 02:54:45 pm

I miss Mr Jingles.