[nai]

Maybe I should work on my footwork

[dobbin]

I'm gonna space dock you into the middle of next week

[lagerstarfish]

and rest, two, three, four....

[Bonjoy]

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

I did that one already 

[chummer]

Gutted. Got me new rave suit on but can't get into the Works Christmas do without a bleedin ticket

[Nibile]

fuck's sake she seemed legal!

[lagerstarfish]

I can't believe they confiscated my spoon.

My SPOON for fucks sake!

[dobbin]

fuck's sake she seemed legal!

fisting is never legal Nibs

[Nibile]

fuck's sake she seemed legal!

fisting is never legal Nibs

I'm in trouble then.

[Jaspersharpe]

Ive seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

[Doylo]

The time has come, i'm going to upgrade Percy 97

[lagerstarfish]

People think I'm miserable. I'm not miserable. This is a prison, I don't think it's anything special when someone in prison is behind bars. "Prisoner in prison clothes" is not worth posting on YYFY. If I thought prison was hard, I'd say prison was hard. It's not. My idea of what's attractive is probably very different to what the other inmates think of as attractive - I don't fancy their bull-queens and they probably don't fancy my objects of lust. If someone claims that they're the hardest man in here and I don't believe them, then I will say so. I don't need friends.

Cry me a fucking river.

[ianv]

Sometimes its hard to have an erotic fantasy about Ian Paisley

[Moo]

larger starfish wins 

[SA Chris]

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.

(or a dozen other great ones from Shawshank Redemption).

[fatdoc]

all i said was "do you trust your wife?"

same film....

[tomtom]

"why did i chose an avatar picture with a spoon on my nose.."

[SA Chris]

Same film

On his first night in Shawshank that tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass on his nose never made a sound.

or even better

I'm a rock hound. At least I was in my old life. I would like to be again on a limited basis.

[BenF]

"stop hating on the geez"

"all I said was Andy who?"