[Jaspersharpe]

"Snow is falling, all around me, children play-ing, having fun."

"It's the season for love and un-der-stan-ding! MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!"

[Johnny Brown]

External heat and cold had little influence on Scrooge. No warmth could warm, no wintry weather chill him. No wind that blew was bitterer than he, no falling snow was more intent upon its purpose, no pelting rain less open to entreaty.

[SA Chris]

Anyone fancy a humbug?

[Fultonius]

MMmmmmmmm cheeeeeese!

[shark]

Here comes the trolley.

[r-man]

That cloud is giving me evils.

[Serpico]

Prison isn't that bad, that big guy looked really interested when I said I was keen to get beasted on a one finger hole.

[Doylo]

this is fuckin log

[ianv]

Tian Tian darling, come to daddy

[chummer]

I have got to be the shittest Jason Statham wax work on the planet.

[webbo]

"Why don't you lot just fuck off"

[tomtom]

"Why don't you lot just fuck off"

And your caption is??

Good stuff Webbo

[Oldmanmatt]

"Go to Thailand, he said. Just pick up a couple of packages for me, he said."

[saltbeef]

Char told me it was a woman; never mind a man's mouth is anatomically the same as a woman's...

[lagerstarfish]

Dear Susan: Poor Jimmy was caught and beaten so badly he got a severe hernia, and lost a testicle. He's been in the sanitarium for months. In comparison, my problems seem very small.

[lagerstarfish]

Another month in Solitary

YES, YES, FUCKING YES!

[dobbin]

Who'd have thought Rich Simpson's law course would yield fruit?

[Oldmanmatt]

Why can't I remember anything after that second Bacardi Breezer....

[Wipey Why]

I probably shouldn't have posted that last one on DFBWGC

[ianv]

izzit koz i iz orange?

[Oldmanmatt]

You know when you've been Tango'd!

[willackers]

"I wonder if my copy of Boulder Britain will arrive in time for Christmas?"

[Nick B]

Moon fingerboards - they're the dog's bollocks

[cofe]

Chris says 'hi' from Ceuse.

[gremlin]

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti