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Cvnt of the decade, your nominations please.
December 14, 2009, 09:18:57 pm
Ohh and you're not allowed to go for George Dubya Bush or Tony Blair.

My nominations is

Simon Cowell.

Over to you

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Ohh and you're not allowed to go for George Dubya Bush or Tony Blair.

My nominations is

Simon Cowell.

Over to you
Why play when the best pieces have been removed from the set?

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Tony Bush

UberCunt

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teflon tony ,winner no contest.

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Are we talking British COTD or International COTD or even a new version of SPOTY ie Sporting COTD?

BCOTD - not sure yet, will think about it. Can a newspaper (ie the Mail) qualify for this?

ICOTD - George Dubya Bush

SCOTD - Ronaldo

In fact we could go further in mirroring SPOTY

BBOCOTD (British Bunch of Cunts of the Decade) - the Tories (default winners for every decade)

IBOCOTD - American Neo-Cons

SBOCOTD - The Scum (default winners for every decade)

LAFBACAUC (Lifetime Achievement for Being a Complete and Utter Cunt) - The Pope (in all his guises) for denying AIDS

MCPATWPOF (Most Cunted Person at The Works Party on Friday) - me

RNWJTCOTD (Red Nosed Whinging Jock Twat Cunt of the Decade) - Fergie, the cunt (default winner for every decade)

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Nick Griffin, Bertie Ahern, and that cunt that pissed on the start of the egg traverse in glendo while i was having lunch  :furious:

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No ones mentioned Rupert Murdoch yet... (so I will!)
He's behind so much cnutdom all over the world - and has been for so long... a scarily powerful figure...




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Alderson, go back to your plant food  ;D

How about NBC (Natural Born Cvnts) - Chris Moyles and Sir Cvntface Humphries

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BLDCOTD (Biggest Let Down Cunt Of The Decade) Goes to Obama! Also self righteous cunt for accepting the Nobel Peace prize. Someone must have pointed out to him that it would look better if he'd turned it down surely!? He's worse than Bush in that at least you knew where you where with George!

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That should cover it.

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Bank Directors. The fucking useless ones.

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In the apolitical spirit of Sloper's orginal post, I'd like to second that fucking self satisified, smug, scum-bag Cowell on the basis that he has taken insidious celebrity culture and made it u-fuckin'-biquitous............

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Simon Cowell.
Cowell is a genius - he makes loads of money out of stupid people who think real music is X-Factor and tells people who can't sing that they can't sing in amusing ways. I like him.

A few that spring to mind - Robert Mugabe for slowly buttfucking his own people into poverty, Thabo Mbeki for his Aids denial, Israel's leaders (let's just chuck them all in) for the imposition of their own version of apartheid, use of illegal weapons, illegal settlements, etc, etc (it's a long list).
« Last Edit: December 15, 2009, 10:36:29 am by Bubba »

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Ah yes, Uncle Bob and Thabo with his private Jet. Fuck them both.

Is there going to be a poll once the nominees are in?

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A poll, why not.

But as John said let's keep it non political, the rules are

1. the cvntishness needs to be almost wholly and exclusively limited to this decade to Murdoch, uber cvnt would be out as would Sir Alex Ferguson.

so far we have Peter Risdale and Simon Cowell.  More nominations please.  And remember when you vote, don't vote sober.

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Israel's leaders (let's just chuck them all in) for the imposition of their own version of apartheid, use of illegal weapons, illegal settlements, etc, etc (it's a long list).

 :wank:
« Last Edit: December 15, 2009, 11:38:33 am by Mike Highbury »

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A poll, why not.

But as John said let's keep it non political, the rules are

1. the cvntishness needs to be almost wholly and exclusively limited to this decade to Murdoch, uber cvnt would be out as would Sir Alex Ferguson.

so far we have Peter Risdale and Simon Cowell.  More nominations please.  And remember when you vote, don't vote sober.
Boo.. I disagree- thats a daft rule only people who've started being a cnut in this decade? Cowells been a front bottom for all his life surely!
Make it People who have been the uber nutc during this decade.

I think Mugabe is a good spot for his sheer persistent evil.

Bin Ladens got to be in there. A cnut, a clever unct though...

They're all men so far. Any females aside from Sarah Palin?


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Does being an annoying slag count as Cvntishness?

Couple of female MPs, WAGs etc would qualify if so. And Heather Mills, Macca's ex trouble.

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Michael Mcintyre
Jade Goody
Bush


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A poll, why not.

But as John said let's keep it non political, the rules are

1. the cvntishness needs to be almost wholly and exclusively limited to this decade to Murdoch, uber cvnt would be out as would Sir Alex Ferguson.

so far we have Peter Risdale and Simon Cowell.  More nominations please.  And remember when you vote, don't vote sober.

Ridsdale out of these two but cvnting red nose, why can't we vote for that cvnt Sloper? 

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why can't we vote for that cvnt Sloper?

Because he started the thread, and its not nice to call Sloper a cnut. Or a tory cnut.

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My nominations got to:

Tiger Woods - for being an deceptive cvnt whilst the rest of us just thought he was a boring club-swinging cvnt.

The SFA - for hiring der cvnt that was Bertie Vogts.

But the front runner has to be the Kenny "The McCvnt" MacAskill for his outstanding contribution to world cvntishness by releasing Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al-Megrahi cos he had a cold, or something  :wank:

And an honourary mention to Ben Fogle. The cvnt  :)

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come on learn to spell cunt it's easy and painless...

Bear Grylls, now he really is a cunt

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Israel's leaders (let's just chuck them all in) for the imposition of their own version of apartheid, use of illegal weapons, illegal settlements, etc, etc (it's a long list).

 :wank:
Are you agreeing with me or calling me a wanker? :lol:

If the latter then I'd love to hear your defense of what they've been up to....but maybe not, that's a different topic...

 

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