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He's a cunt.

Why?
I'm too bone idle to follow any of the links that were googled for me....
Is he just another twat entertainer or is there a special reason for his cnutedness?

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He's made a career out of being shit basically. Along with Richard Blackwood he's the perfect example of a talentless twat who's failed at being a pop star etc and now hawks himself round shit reality tv things and "celebrity" football matches. I think he now does musicals or something similarly shit. He only got a break into the business by being Robbie Williams' best mate and it all went downhill from there.

This would all be insignificant if it wasn't for the fact that on the few occasions I have had the misfortune to see him on tv he has come across as being one of the most smug irritating pricks in the country. Why exactly he is smug I'm not sure, perhaps it's because he's a cunt.

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Anyway, enough of all this. If the topic stays open much longer I'll have nominated half the world.

When's the poll start?

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Better late than never.  I'd like to nominate every overpaid professional footballer in the country - bunch of prancing, cheating, diving, preening cunts the lot of 'em...............

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Can I nominate cockney wankers, they're a complete bunch of cunts. Not like us salt of the earth northerners  ;)

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Poll starts tomorrow when I get back from Manchester.

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Better late than never.  I'd like to nominate every overpaid professional footballer in the country - bunch of prancing, cheating, diving, preening cunts the lot of 'em...............
I've already nominated the whole of the Premiership.

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Late, but better than never....

The CUNT who knocked me off my bike by not indicating when he was turning left and has left me with a scar on my torso.  A grade-A....

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Can I nominate cockney wankers, they're a complete bunch of cunts. Not like us salt of the earth northerners  ;)

twat  ;D

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If the topic stays open much longer I'll have nominated half the world.


I'd be happy to nominate the other half. It'd be fun to see Sloper trying to post a list of 6,748,394,268 people for us to choose from.

Hang on, that'll be 6,748,394,273...


no, that should be 6,748,394,282...

 :P

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Can I nominate cockney wankers, they're a complete bunch of cunts. Not like us salt of the earth northerners  ;)

I'm with you Graeme, bunch of cunts.  Not like us true blood norveners eh?

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Better late than never.  I'd like to nominate every overpaid professional footballer in the country - bunch of prancing, cheating, diving, preening cunts the lot of 'em...............
I've already nominated the whole of the Premiership.

Sorry Joe, missed that one, but only too happy to leap on your bandwagon.  Premiership it is then, bunch of.........

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Can I nominate Sheffield climber-wankers,especially my customers, they're a complete bunch of cunts. Not like us salt of the earth Wearsiders  ;)
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Am I too late for this?

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The outrageous  :wank: at Carter Ruck. Bloody outrageous,

Did that work?

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Jeremy Paxman is a cunt, probably has breath like one too I'd imagine.

Was going to vote for Chris Moyles but decided he's simply a bell end.

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Bruce Forsyth, Amanda Holden and David Cameron - please fuck off.

 

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