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#50 Re: Bye bye Jacko
June 26, 2009, 04:08:10 pm
Watching this makes me feel kinda sad for the guy though - things could have turned out so much better for him
I know what you mean, Bubba, I have a huge amount of sympathy for the boy he was, but not the man he became. 

Shit, that's a bit profound for a Friday afternoon.  Hang on, I'll go dig out another sick joke to make up for it.  ;)

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#51 Re: Bye bye Jacko
June 26, 2009, 04:29:12 pm
Apparently Radio 1 asked their listeners to text in one word that summed up Michael Jackson, I don't think they thought it through very carefully though....

[img]http://i39.tinypic.com/2r73oxz.jpg[/url]

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#52 Re: Bye bye Jacko
June 26, 2009, 05:54:58 pm
Does anyone remember those numbskull vigilantes who torched a paediatricians house while merrily waving their misspelled banners?

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#53 Re: Bye bye Jacko
June 26, 2009, 07:26:38 pm
Apparently Radio 1 asked their listeners to text in one word that summed up Michael Jackson, I don't think they thought it through very carefully though....



 :lol: :lol: :lol:

 :oops:

Michael Jackson's girlfriend is devastated by his death, she was overheard telling reporters "First my parents leave me in Portugal.... and now this!!!"

www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com

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#54 Re: Bye bye Jacko
June 26, 2009, 07:43:30 pm
Does anyone remember those numbskull vigilantes who torched a paediatricians house while merrily waving their misspelled banners?

This one?

Numpties.

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#55 Re: Bye bye Jacko
June 27, 2009, 07:51:44 am
I did hear that the heart attack was triggered by a bad fall as he tripped over a pram whilst making a quick escape from the children's ward of the local hospital.




Doctors say its too early to blame it on the buggy!

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#56 Re: Bye bye Jacko
June 27, 2009, 11:27:53 am

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#57 Re: Bye bye Jacko
June 29, 2009, 08:51:55 am
Now we know



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#59 Re: Bye bye Jacko
June 29, 2009, 09:05:20 am
Getting  :yawn: of him now.

Spurious fellow: sold 750 million records and died dozens of millions of $$$ in debt; and a junky.



The best bit just has to be the naming of his children either Prince Michael or after himself ...

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#60 Re: Bye bye Jacko
June 29, 2009, 09:07:04 am
I never understood why he named his kid after Prince.

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#61 Re: Bye bye Jacko
June 29, 2009, 04:25:01 pm
well i think he lived a thrilling life, and i also think that he's been bad (very very bad), but i don't think we can blame the sunshine or the boogie. i think that it's been his bad companies, like that dirty diana and the girl who kept saying the kid was his own.
anyway, when you're moonwalking in the golden fields, it don't matter anymore if you're black or white, it only matters if you've been both.
addio bastardo.

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#62 Re: Bye bye Jacko
June 30, 2009, 07:06:14 pm
McDonalds are dedicating a burger to MJ, called the McJackson

It's a 50 year old piece of meat inbetween 8 year old buns  :whistle:

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#63 Re: Bye bye Jacko
June 30, 2009, 08:32:13 pm
Remember this?



Funnily enough there is one just the same on ebay at the mo  ::)

Quote from: me
Dear qualitymed2000,

This looks like the same model that the late Michael Jackson used to have. Is it the same one?

- lagerstarfish

Quote from: Dylan at bargain medical supplies
Dear lagerstarfish,

Yes it is the same model. Also PLEASE NOTE!! WE just found additional paperwork inside the unit stating that the acrylic window has been replaced in 1996. We are updating the auction now with a picture of the new paperwork. Thanks.. Dylan

- qualitymed2000

A must for all die hard MJ fans, shirley?

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#64 Re: Bye bye Jacko
July 07, 2009, 10:47:50 am
Given that he has been dead for over a week now, he must finally be getting a bit bad.

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#65 Re: Bye bye Jacko
July 07, 2009, 01:37:04 pm
He's a bit wooden now



Can't say I see the similarity there myself though, but I'd be interested to know what drugs Felix Stockton can supply  :lol:

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#66 Re: Bye bye Jacko
July 07, 2009, 01:39:43 pm
fucking idiots.

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#67 Re: Bye bye Jacko
July 07, 2009, 03:43:52 pm
I don't see it. am i being stupid?

On a related note...

http://www.eternalmoonwalk.com/alex-gabriels-8ep

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#69 Re: Bye bye Jacko
July 07, 2009, 08:34:34 pm
The jacko memorial is on telly - its the most fucked up thing ive seen for a long time.

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#70 Re: Bye bye Jacko
July 07, 2009, 08:48:54 pm
When that dude at the end said 'join us' and that they were going to do a song from the London shows, all I could think about was Thriller...

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#71 Re: Bye bye Jacko
July 08, 2009, 09:33:28 am
'Join Us' ??!!

They should all join Jackson.  Fucking moron vampires w/ the extraordinary ability to forget MJ bribed kids to keep schtumm about what happened in Neverland.  MJ is better off dead.  Freak.

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#72 Re: Bye bye Jacko
July 08, 2009, 09:47:33 am
Well said.

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#73 Re: Bye bye Jacko
July 08, 2009, 09:52:59 am
I never understood why he named his kid after Prince.

Didn't Prince promptly change his name after he found out?

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#74 Re: Bye bye Jacko
July 08, 2009, 09:55:19 am
Courtesy of Bubba. This article is worth reading for those in any doubt.

 

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