[magpie]

Watching this makes me feel kinda sad for the guy though - things could have turned out so much better for him

I know what you mean, Bubba, I have a huge amount of sympathy for the boy he was, but not the man he became. 

Shit, that's a bit profound for a Friday afternoon.  Hang on, I'll go dig out another sick joke to make up for it. 

[slackline]

Apparently Radio 1 asked their listeners to text in one word that summed up Michael Jackson, I don't think they thought it through very carefully though....

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[Somebody's Fool]

Does anyone remember those numbskull vigilantes who torched a paediatricians house while merrily waving their misspelled banners?

[slackline]

Apparently Radio 1 asked their listeners to text in one word that summed up Michael Jackson, I don't think they thought it through very carefully though....



 

 

Michael Jackson's girlfriend is devastated by his death, she was overheard telling reporters "First my parents leave me in Portugal.... and now this!!!"

www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com

[lagerstarfish]

Does anyone remember those numbskull vigilantes who torched a paediatricians house while merrily waving their misspelled banners?

This one?

Numpties.

[mini]

I did hear that the heart attack was triggered by a bad fall as he tripped over a pram whilst making a quick escape from the children's ward of the local hospital.




Doctors say its too early to blame it on the buggy!

[Houdini]

[lagerstarfish]

Now we know

[dave]

Now we know

so funny they posted it twice.

[Houdini]

Getting  of him now.

Spurious fellow: sold 750 million records and died dozens of millions of $$$ in debt; and a junky.



The best bit just has to be the naming of his children either Prince Michael or after himself ...

[dave]

I never understood why he named his kid after Prince.

[Nibile]

well i think he lived a thrilling life, and i also think that he's been bad (very very bad), but i don't think we can blame the sunshine or the boogie. i think that it's been his bad companies, like that dirty diana and the girl who kept saying the kid was his own.
anyway, when you're moonwalking in the golden fields, it don't matter anymore if you're black or white, it only matters if you've been both.
addio bastardo.

[Houdini]

McDonalds are dedicating a burger to MJ, called the McJackson

It's a 50 year old piece of meat inbetween 8 year old buns 

[lagerstarfish]

Remember this?



Funnily enough there is one just the same on ebay at the mo  

Dear qualitymed2000,

This looks like the same model that the late Michael Jackson used to have. Is it the same one?

- lagerstarfish

Dear lagerstarfish,

Yes it is the same model. Also PLEASE NOTE!! WE just found additional paperwork inside the unit stating that the acrylic window has been replaced in 1996. We are updating the auction now with a picture of the new paperwork. Thanks.. Dylan

- qualitymed2000

A must for all die hard MJ fans, shirley?

[SA Chris]

Given that he has been dead for over a week now, he must finally be getting a bit bad.

[slackline]

He's a bit wooden now



Can't say I see the similarity there myself though, but I'd be interested to know what drugs Felix Stockton can supply 

[dave]

fucking idiots.

[highrepute]

I don't see it. am i being stupid?

On a related note...

http://www.eternalmoonwalk.com/alex-gabriels-8ep

[GCW]

He's not crossed over yet

[clm]

The jacko memorial is on telly - its the most fucked up thing ive seen for a long time.

[Stubbs]

When that dude at the end said 'join us' and that they were going to do a song from the London shows, all I could think about was Thriller...

[Houdini]

'Join Us' ??!!

They should all join Jackson.  Fucking moron vampires w/ the extraordinary ability to forget MJ bribed kids to keep schtumm about what happened in Neverland.  MJ is better off dead.  Freak.

[Jaspersharpe]

Well said.

[BB]

I never understood why he named his kid after Prince.

Didn't Prince promptly change his name after he found out?

[Jaspersharpe]

Courtesy of Bubba. This article is worth reading for those in any doubt.