[GCW]

You never do Houd 

Maybe we should put in those whining, overpaid doctors

People who think they are invisible when sitting in their car, picking their nose, singing like a cock, scratching their balls.
Also people that chuck rubbish out their car windows.  Take it home and bin it you cunts.  Plus, I don't like 80mph fag butts hitting me when I'm on the 'bike.  One day I'll carry a stock of bricks to lob at you, you inconsiderate wankmonkeys 

[grumpycrumpy]

Doctors are neither overpaid or whiney ...... < i know how to learn my lessons well >

[Yossarian]

colnage

e isn't anywhere near o on my keyboard either...

Colnago...

re wanker drivers, i nearly polluted the leg shavers thread with a prolonged vitriolic rant on sunday. both last weekend and the weekend before were spoilt by utter cunts. one on a motorbike. leading a group of born again biking fuckers down a high street at sub 10mph. holding up the traffic and causing me to have to keep unclipping and clipping in again. kind of a you had to be there scenario, but you get the gist. and then last sunday some cunt in a 30 limit screaming up behind, horn blasting, swerving in and nearly knocking friend off. he had to stop at a red light up the road, and i did try to sprint after him intending to smash his window and spray him with highly concentrated urine, but my legs were weary and despite desperately wanting to put some krav maga into practice, he managed to escape...

[Houdini]

I'm fucking sick of hearing about the professional classes.  Thank your lucky stars you had the opportunity to study and are not reduced to working in the local VG for 7.5K a year.

Never ever trust a man who refers to himself as a professional ~ and if you can't do that, avoid him.

[GCW]

There's no such thing as professional class.  I believe in there being working class, middle class, upper class.  But not in a snobby way.  It's just a way of classyfing people (which at the end of the day is useless, and a means to prejudice).  Irrelevant in this day and age, but it still holds true in many (not all) cases.  Some people are priveleged to have had a good education etc etc.  The bin man is just as important though, the world would be smellier without him/her.

Don't be touchy Houd, I think everyone on here is grateful for what they have got.  We are united by a pointless pursuit, let's not get bogged down in prejudice.

But it is your thread I guess.

Can we put Mick Ryan and Terry Christian in a special Room 102 where they fight for survival using only pineapples and cacti?  Cheers in advance.

[Yossarian]

Even if he's an officer in Her Majesty’s 22nd Special Air Service regiment?

[Houdini]

Please quote correctly or don't bother.  Classes.  The term is universal.  And you forget the Under Class...

You can have Cristian & Ryan - but only as long as I can have that slightly annoying bore:  Captain Last Word...

[Houdini]

I'd like to include the modify system of these boards that makes it impossible to correct a typo 10 minutes after posting w/ out ruining the whole look of the post w/ it's   modify reason fuck.

[GCW]

I preferred your pre-edit version.
This annoying last word cunt is gonna shut up.

PS It wasn't a quote.

[Will Hunt]

Will Hunt and his constant referals to that shit irrelevant website and what he gets up to on there.

 

Fair point. I'll pack it in.

[SA Chris]

singing like a cock

How do cocks sing? I always sing when I'm on my own in the car, why the hell does it bother you?

[galpinos]

I always sing when I'm on my own in the car, why the hell does it bother you?

Same here. I need to keep myself entertained on the slog back to Manchester on a Friday night.

[GCW]

Singing doesn't really bother me, bad example.  Apologies to all in car singers.  (although the people that sit dancing in their car whilst screaming into a hairbrush surely ain't right?) 
It is the concept that you can do what you want in a glass box but be invisible.  You see all sorts going on. 

Anyway, back to STFUville 

[grumpycrumpy]

.  (although the people that sit dancing in their car whilst screaming into a hairbrush surely ain't right?) 

wish I had enough hair to warrant a brush .....

[galpinos]

Apologies to all in car singers.  (although the people that sit dancing in their car whilst screaming into a hairbrush surely ain't right?) 

Apology accepted.

No hairbrush action for me, though I'm partial to some airdrumming on the steering wheel in traffic jams on the M6.

[Houdini]

People w/ drills who live above you.  People w/ drills who live above you using them past 20:00 


MOAR!! He is no match for my techno 

[Houdini]

I will release the obese from ROOM 101 - briefly - so I can give them a taste of freedom before slamming them back in again to cook in their own crackling.

Today we reserve particular spite for those repulsive cretins who overflow from chairs, can't take 5 steps w/ out
labouring and weezing like an asphyxiating pig, and have the personal habits of a Neanderthal:  slobbering away at the breakfast table w/ their disgusting nom nom noms as the fat wobbles from their bingo-wrists and the drool collects in their stubbled triple chins; their bodies so wide I must move my head to take them in.

[soapy]

spyin' on me, again




you ectomorphs make me sick

[Houdini]

You need a reinforced toilet.

[Houdini]

Tracy Emin: just the most horrid combination of womanhood and artistry I can currently name.

[lagerstarfish]

Tracy Emin: just the most horrid combination of womanhood and artistry I can currently name.

Ahh. I thought I saw your name on the tent. Rough breakup was it?

[milksnake]

To be fair to the rat, Bubonic Plague has not been seen for quite some time in these shores . . .


Hamsters could never go in ROOM 101, though our current beastie Oskar has pushed his luck often enough by being the most anti-social and willing to bite of all that we've had, alas one of Fraudini's retarded pals bought her the last hamster in the petshop after our beloved Charlie Maus caught pneumonia & had to be killed.  What a dumb fuck thing to do.

So, Jasmin Harnau, get in ROOM 101, you retard.

can i have the hamster? they make great pet food!

[SA Chris]

I will release the obese from ROOM 101 - briefly - so I can give them a taste of freedom before slamming them back in again to cook in their own crackling.

Today we reserve particular spite for those repulsive cretins who overflow from chairs, can't take 5 steps w/ out
labouring and weezing like an asphyxiating pig, and have the personal habits of a Neanderthal:  slobbering away at the breakfast table w/ their disgusting nom nom noms as the fat wobbles from their bingo-wrists and the drool collects in their stubbled triple chins; their bodies so wide I must move my head to take them in.

Friend of yours?

[milksnake]

just imagine the honey moon... 

[lagerstarfish]

I think I remember it