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I'm having a muddle season and I'm struggling to think of someone to fight (other than the obvious); I pass on this threads' virginity to a hungrier, more serendipitous hater.
 
I feel your pain, sister.

Absolutely to hell w/any (no coursework) examination (gotta be hot on the day etc.. = immoral).
 
At first i thought "Why would umbrellas care about sediments?" then it finally hit home that the two statements were in no way related. :yawn:
 
People who say, "What's occuring?"

Harry Potter and his horrid bunch of little wizard fuckers.
(If you won't let me put that in then I'm going to write the screenplay for Alien And Predator VS Harry Potter)

English wine.

Big Brother

Kerry Katona

The Monarchy

Retired late50somethings who go to an evening art class, paint something shit, sell it to their neighbours and then start referring to themselves as "artists". Especially the ones who start wearing smocks when they go to Waitrose.

And on that note, Tesco.

The Daily Mail
 
Shop assistants who offer unsolicited assistance; "are you OK there?" as soon as you walk in the door. or "if you need any help give me a shout". Yes thank you dickhead, i know how the whole shopping thing works.

TV adverts with making claims such as "kills up to 100% of germs" which don't actually tell you anything except the definition of the percentage system.
 
*I like umberellas, I think there is something quintessentially English / foppyfaggish about them.


*Dave got the big one early - you're barely over the threshold of their premises and want to take your order. A little rude I think.


*If umberellas must go in Room 101 then I offer, smokers on dancefloors: I'm sick of getting burned around the arms by some pilled-up cunt dancing w/their eyes closed, leaving fat smoldering cherries whenever they light up. Fuck off and die, or at least hold them above your head.
 
Pseudo-science in general.

Was one for some fruit drink recently that claimed to contain something that "research has shown may contribute to preventing blindness". Or some such horseshit.
 
"Cheesestrings- made from 100% Real Cheese", yeah, and 100% real plastic, and 100% real e-numbers too.
 
Jaspersharpe said:
The White Stripes.

Instant admission granted.

- plus -

The Daily Mail, and I'd like to include The Mirror as it has long stopped being the paper it should still be. Stuff like the People is just plain trash but the Mirror was meant to be more.
 


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