People who say, "What's occuring?"
Harry Potter and his horrid bunch of little wizard fuckers.
(If you won't let me put that in then I'm going to write the screenplay for Alien And Predator VS Harry Potter)
English wine.
Big Brother
Kerry Katona
The Monarchy
Retired late50somethings who go to an evening art class, paint something shit, sell it to their neighbours and then start referring to themselves as "artists". Especially the ones who start wearing smocks when they go to Waitrose.
And on that note, Tesco.
The Daily Mail