I think the really serious issue here is being skirted. Namely that people shouldn't be going near Gaskins problems at all, never mind making direct contact with them. You wouldn't piss on the cross or have a wank at Mecca would you? Its fucking sacrilege! Please view only from a safe distance, that includes you Greg.
Having said that could people please stop standing on the left hand handholds of the submergence traverse as they are becoming rather polished...