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I noticed that tomtom used the phrase "bird bot" whilst wadding Steve M. I should like to point out that BirdBot is the registered name of my software. I am currently in the process of selling BirdBot 1.0 so the use of its name could become an issue in the future (unless you are the buyer, of course).

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I thought that commercial posts were frowned upon  :-\

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I noticed that tomtom used the phrase "bird bot" whilst wadding Steve M. I should like to point out that BirdBot is the registered name of my software. I am currently in the process of selling BirdBot 1.0 so the use of its name could become an issue in the future (unless you are the buyer, of course).
Ah, I was referring to "bird bot" (separate words and lower case) rather than "Birdbot"- which I thought was open source...
Its a competetive market for bint browsers, with Birdbot (tm) being closely challenged by FlangeFox and the market leader LechXplorer...

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I've always found Booble to be the best search engine.

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I thought that commercial posts were frowned upon  :-\

The buyer approached me first - this is not spam. Just to clarify; I was not advertising BirdBot as being up for sale, just informing you that it is being sold.

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Stef stop posting on lagers login. We all know this is just leading up to another gite advert.  :spam:

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I've always found Booble to be the best search engine.
Excellent, does that mean I can go boobling?  ;D
Now there used to be a search engine called 'web crawler'...  :-\

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Stef stop posting on lagers login. We all know this is just leading up to another gite advert.
I just laughed so hard that I think a little bit of wee came out

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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am I wrong about this, or is she checking them out?

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Good girl.

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she's only human.

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Sometimes they can be quite distracting; I would imagine for the lady in question, sometimes happens to her rather often.

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Sometimes they can be quite distracting; I would imagine for the lady in question, sometimes happens to her rather often.

Yes, I can see how she might want to spend hours playing with her breasts instead of climbing ;D

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We all need an alternative wet weather activity.

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We all need an alternative wet weather activity.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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You know what I fucking hate? Grim beardy motherfuckers like that last guy there applying every last atom of energy in making sure the woman is destined to fall anus first into his pervey hands. There he is, praying for a greasy sloper high up so she shit stains his hands and he can go without washing them for the entire month and sniff them every time he feels lonely.
You can bet when your man Diego there in the red t shirt gets high up, beardy man won't give two fucks for his spine.

I can think of countless similar specimens that frequent the local climbing wall. Less beardy letches in shot is the message Lemming!

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You heard the man people... shave before spotting fit chicks!!!

 ;)

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like that last guy there applying every last atom of energy in making sure the woman is destined to fall anus first into his pervey hands.

Its called the 'Ming Vase' spot.

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You heard the man people... shave before spotting fit chicks!!!

Shave your bear or shave the fit chick??

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Maybe beardy is her boyfriend?

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Shave your bear
You have a bear?!  Cool!  8)

I thought we'd previously discussed the fact that the main reason for climbing with dead fit burds, or indeed burds in general, was so you could cop a sneaky feel while spotting.  Poor Beardy isn't alone in his quest for a handful of ass.

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Remind me to have a shave before I go climbing with you again then Tom and put my gorillas thumb away

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I can think of countless similar specimens that frequent the local climbing wall. Less beardy letches is the message Lemming!

Now Tom, what would the McShane think about you if he knew you felt that way about his facial adornment ;)

 

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