[Houdini]

Austrian lady look like man lady.  Butch Butch Butch.

[lagerstarfish]

[lagerstarfish]

[Houdini]

No sense of womanhood, too clothed.

try  birdbot ^tits/ass°//[36C.28.36]//

[yankeepete]

Ironman Traverse is the penultimate chick magnet+

[dave]

Ironman Traverse is the penultimate chick magnet+

So what is the final chick magnet then? i didn't realise they were in a particular order.....

[yankeepete]

The ultimate chick magnet is of course Brad Pitt, but only slighty less magnetic is the Ironman Traverse.



Exhibit A:

[GCW]

That dude in the background looks like a dodger.

Oooh, I'm pretending not to notice but that young lady bouldering over there has a fine arse.
I'm just glad she can't see my right hand.  Puff puff pant.

[yankeepete]

squint the eyes

[butters]

squint the eyes

Didn't need to - my cleavage detector is working fine... 

bluebrad

[lagerstarfish]

This may be a little too perverse for many people...

[lagerstarfish]

I'm off to Font tomorrow. A fact which makes me happier than having this lot as my crag entourage.

[jfw]

No sense of womanhood, too clothed.

oi! that's me! no sense of womanhood indeed...

can't believe i am on this thread...

[Jaspersharpe]

This may be a little too perverse for many people...

You fucking sicko. That's just plain wrong.

[lagerstarfish]

This may be a little too perverse for many people...

You fucking sicko. That's just plain wrong.

Well, the police didn't delete it from my hard drive when they gave it back, so it must be OK ?! (rising inflection question/statement thing)

[Doylo]

No sense of womanhood, too clothed.

oi! that's me! no sense of womanhood indeed...

can't believe i am on this thread...

don't listen to him Jo, your sense of womanhood is intact!

[lagerstarfish]

Being more than a little infatuated with the gorgeous Natalija Gros, I am amazed that I never thought to look for videos of her.... before now that is.

Heard a rumour that she has climbed 8c+ recently

[RASTATA]

just for you Lagers. Natalija Gros in Hysteria 8c+

[lagerstarfish]

just for you Lagers. Natalija Gros in Hysteria 8c+

Yes, Yes, Fucking YES! I can not contain my excitement   

Dear Santa (I know you read this thread),
for Christmas I would like the forthcoming Natalija Gros DVD. I know my behaviour has been less than exemplary over the last 38 years, but I will try to make up for it in the next 9 months. You know the score. (booze etc waiting for you in the usual place).
Thank you in advance for your consideration of this delicate matter,
Lagers

[Houdini]

can't believe i am on this thread...

I'm not saying you is not one schmoking chick, jfw, just that you would look better (and colder) minus the hat & in croptop n' hot pants

[grumpycrumpy]

I can honestly say that I've never seen you so animated Lagers .....

[lagerstarfish]

I can honestly say that I've never seen you so animated Lagers .....

Mrs Starfish says its OK to have a bit (lot) of a crush as Natalija lives abroad and I am unlikley to meet her in real life and probably wouldn't like her even if I did. I still like a young Sophia Loren more than Natalija though.

Both are fitter than Audry Hepburn 

and anyone who disagrees is wrong; especially if they are called Joe

[grumpycrumpy]

Yeah , but what's Sophia ever done on grit .....

[lagerstarfish]

Yeah , but what's Sophia ever done on grit .....

I saw her at Ilkley Quarry once (yes really - she was in town for a wedding)

[cowboyhat]

I like the stats for that Vimeo Natalija clip; a trickle of views until it gets posted up on here.