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lagers - you have now taken the DFBWGC thread to a new low which I thought that you would struggle to do after displaying the contents of your "supermodels on easy routes" collection! Congratulations ;)

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Low you say?


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Low you say?



Wow! She has pulled a move so hard that she has fell out of her swimsuit!  :jaw:

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But go to some climbing websites and behind a veil of anonymity on the very public internet you will witness long threads containing images of "Hot Babes Who Climb" where women are rated on a scale of 1 to 10 and labeled as hot or not, minger or babe, as regards whether the expression of their genes conforms to a notion of beauty perpetrated by society. The mob mentality is always cruel and heartless.
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I can guarantee that whoever wrote that was fucking booted.  And you know I'm almost never wrong. 8)





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I can guarantee that whoever wrote that was fucking booted.  And you know I'm almost never wrong. 8)

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please explain "booted" in this context, ta

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Why it's someone who wears Boreal or Red Chilli of their own volition, of course.

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I'd have gone with the topless shot myself Will.  Consider yourself slapped next time I get within reaching distance  :spank:

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I'd have gone with the topless shot myself Will.  Consider yourself slapped next time I get within reaching distance  :spank:

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Well if I may be so bold, I think it's in the right thread!

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Bless you Drew, that's the kind of bold I enjoy.  :-[

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Katharina Franke seems rather lovely






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Katharina Franke seems rather lovely




If your a kid!!! she looks about 13

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I'd have gone with the topless shot myself Will.  Consider yourself slapped next time I get within reaching distance  :spank:

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Well if I may be so bold, I think it's in the right thread!
Bless you Drew, that's the kind of bold I enjoy.  :-[

when is the first date? should bubba get a new hat?


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when is the first date? should bubba get a new hat?

Alas, I'm not into beastiality, be it a magpie, or a squirrel!

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If your a kid!!! she looks about 13

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Date of birth 1978-09-25
makes her about 29

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Date of birth 1978-09-25
makes her about 29
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I bow down to both you on 2 counts. Firstly this date of birth would indeed put her at about 29 and secondly (more telling perhaps) i appreciate the stalker like accuracy of your info gathering. Do you know her measurements? is she a veggie coz she looks a bit pasty :whistle:

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All I know is

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Date of birth 1978-09-25
Height 167 cm
Weight about 58 kg
Started climbing 2003
Occupation studieren&arbeiten
Other interrests Capoeira
Best comp. result   
Best climbing area alleswasfelshat
Areas where I can guide  Thüringen/Franken/FR/ESP

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I was thinking the very same thing, Old Cheese.

I actually checked before posting in the first place just to make sure I was not making some kind of inapropriate thingywhatsit.
8a.nu is a pure stalker site.
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Apart from the tits and being 6 years younger, her stats are identical to mine, kinda.  She must be a filly!   :whistle:

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when is the first date?
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There probably wont be one unless Drew wants a slap from her boyfriend!

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Alas, I'm not into beastiality


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Oh come on!!! You're MAGPIE... and your picture is a SQUIRREL!!!

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'pie - go ice climbing!

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 :agree:


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