[Johnny Brown]

Just seen on Twitter:

'Segways into the current debate'.

An enduring image! I suspect I'll never hear that again without it popping into my head.

[SA Chris]

Brilliant.

Heard earlier today.

"And asked if they would break the note down to smaller denomations"

[Will Hunt]

Brilliant, JB.

Not actually an Eggcorn, but a close cousin: Tom Kerridge referred multiple times to The Progidy on Desert Island Discs this morning.

[SamT]

'Segways into the current debate'.

 

[spidermonkey09]

Just seen on Twitter:

'Segways into the current debate'.

An enduring image! I suspect I'll never hear that again without it popping into my head.

That useless gizmo has ruined a really useful word!

[spidermonkey09]

Brilliant, JB.

Not actually an Eggcorn, but a close cousin: Tom Kerridge referred multiple times to The Progidy on Desert Island Discs this morning.

I have a friend who appears to believe that the well known Welsh climbing brand is in fact called DNM. He says it every time.

[cheque]

I have a friend who appears to believe that the well known Welsh climbing brand is in fact called DNM. He says it every time.

I used to climb with a highly dyslexic mate who said "Piranha" and "Pretzel" instead of, well, you can work it out.

He also once wondered aloud why Five Ten made approach shoes called "Guide Teenies". 

[bigironhorse]

"spare of the moment"

[Will Hunt]

He also once wondered aloud why Five Ten made approach shoes called "Guide Teenies". 

Been out for three weeks in Japan, where's yours?

[Fultonius]

Just seen on Twitter:

'Segways into the current debate'.

An enduring image! I suspect I'll never hear that again without it popping into my head.

I used this one the other day, the lass called me out saying "WTF"?  I had to go and check, as I had no idea i'd fumbled into an eggcorn. Segued! Segued!

[tomtom]

He also once wondered aloud why Five Ten made approach shoes called "Guide Teenies". 

Been out for three weeks in Japan, where's yours?

That’s Paw Patrol merch Will.... surprised your nipper didn’t suss that!

[Monolith]

“He changed his name by depole”.

[fatneck]

I used to look after a lad in a wheelchair who would often state that ignorant people were bolivious.

Always makes me smile
 

[cheque]

"Old timer's disease"

[mark20]

You lot are very picky. When someone says somethink slightly wrong, I think for all intensive purposes we can work out what they mean

[mrjonathanr]

That's a bit lapse for me.

[SA Chris]

Heal hooking.

I'd like to see variants for writing down "gaston" too.

[Oldmanmatt]

Heal hooking.

I'd like to see variants for writing down "gaston" too.

Is that like a Fluid Ounce but bigger?

[lagerstarfish]

When someone says somethink slightly wrong, I think for all intensive purposes we can work out what they mean

but if the write it down wrong we can lynch them, right?

[andy popp]

"I’m still non the wiser as to why a slip shop and compromised advisory referendum result is seen as sacrosanct. Any ideas?"

Seen in a Guardian comment this morning.

[Monolith]

"The central tenant of this is...."

Uttered by a senior colleague yesterday. Finding eggcorns everywhere at the minute!

[Steve R]

'full gambit of emotions'

[SamT]

'full gambit of emotions'

That's a good one, definitely heard that.

[Will Hunt]

I think this Tory no confidence motion is a full gone conclusion.

[mr chaz]

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