[lagerstarfish]

must be all the bile and bollocks that you've been emitting

[lagerstarfish]

 

[Sloper]

must be all the bile and bollocks that you've been emitting

Nahh, it's the Adam Lincoln diet, before I was full of shit, but after the AL diet (talking shit for a month) the weight has plummeted and my list of 1st ascents has increased.   

[tomtom]

Cross referencing threads - it seems the easy way to lose weight is to enter a dws competition and imbibe lots of local sea water...

Alternatively, I can sell you a vial of our cats poo - as he's just been diagnosed with Gardia (Jardia?). Simply mix with your normal morning protein shake and 1-2 weeks of guaranteed weight loss. Also useful if you need some time off work to watch day time tv - or if you've just landed a position as a toilet roll tester.

[lagerstarfish]

stuff I didn't eat from the cake table at work yesterday

exhibit A




exhibits B,C,D,E,F,G,H and I



no alcohol Mon-Thrs

Yeah, that's me. Mind of steel, fingers of tissue paper, legs of wood.

[shark]

I did eat a slice of this - but it was Ben's birthday

[lagerstarfish]

ah, hollow cake - good tip (assuming you let the kids have the jelly beans and didn't eat the cut-out whilst making it)

but it was Ben's birthday

a cake addict will always find a reason to use

come on Shark - you're better than that

[Three Nine]

no he isnt

[lagerstarfish]

didn't eat these




and a new low point - it's not rocket science



as the weather cools, I suspect that I'm going to find it harder to eat moderately

[SA Chris]

12 st 13 1/4.

Boom.

Now to just sort out my fucked elbow before I can crush

[fatneck]

88.9kg (13st 9) this morning so that's just over a kilo gone and 4 to go...

[Sasquatch]

Just measured in at the lowest weight I've been since I was 18!!!!
164.2lbs

[lagerstarfish]

a big Weight Watchers style round of applause for all us losers

        

[fried]

Yeah, that's me. Mind of steel, fingers of tissue paper, legs of wood.

And a knob of butter!

[mindfull]

 First day without cigarettes ... (with support of nicotin stickers and champix).

Went for a 6km run with two lovely nurses which actually worked very motivating ... 

[fried]

Be careful with that Champix. It banned now in France. My missus nearly killed me in a car accident while on that stuff. Nasty.

[lagerstarfish]

Yeah, that's me. Mind of steel, fingers of tissue paper, legs of wood.

And a knob of butter!

it might look like that to you, but in my mind it's a bar of lead/graphene composite

[tomtom]

Got to watch it with toxicity with a lead cock lagers. Whilst the value of lead continues to rise and it will undoubtably have a good trade in value, traditional flesh - or even plastic are probably better options.

[lagerstarfish]

the cake table at work hit a new depth yesterday - I still didn't eat any

those are not small bars of chocolate

no golden ticket yet

[Nibile]

What's this thing about "cake tables" at work? Some kind of "team building" strategy, a treat for surviving the week, or just some simple way to bo nice to each other that to me is unknown, work wise?
Anyway it must be tough for a Lardathlete. You have all my support.

[tomtom]

It's to make fat people feel happier about themselves by watching everyone else scoff.

[nai]

Crazy isn't it, used to work with a woman who brought a homemade cake/traybake in every week but never once ate any of it herself.  Somehow buying all that junk seems even crazier though, I'll show them how much I care but without making any effort.

[petejh]

When people look back in 15 years time from their enlightened world of stevia and other old/new sweeteners, the practice of workplace cake-trays might be seen as a kind of workplace abuse - exposing others to such an addictive substance that's been strongly linked to inflammation, diabetes, heart disease, obesity and various other ill-health effects ...

(I'd demolish one of those galaxy's btw!)

[SA Chris]

The lass who sits next to me makes a tray of scottish tablet every couple of weeks (like fudge only with more sweeter; basically suugar melted, added to sugar then boiled and a bit of flavouring added).

I swear it's like crack.

[lagerstarfish]

I didn't even open this little minx which had been left with a suggestively loose lid clearly promising home baked naughtiness