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#1000 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 10, 2012, 07:55:59 pm
But the clue has to point to one, single, unambiguous answer.

And there appears to a a veritable cornucopia of possible reponsses.

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#1001 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 10, 2012, 08:11:11 pm
Too scared to use your imagination? Just pick a swear word and invent a clue from it.

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#1002 Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 11, 2012, 07:04:04 am
Four letters. Clue:

Sir Tonys unsharp crevice.

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#1003 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 11, 2012, 11:01:33 am
But the clue has to point to one, single, unambiguous answer.

And there appears to a a veritable cornucopia of possible reponsses.

I thought that the one, single and unambiguous answer to the clue was, by seemingly general concensus amongst the members of this forum, 'cunt' ......... I am, of course, willing to be corrected ..........   

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#1004 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 11, 2012, 12:04:52 pm
But the clue has to point to one, single, unambiguous answer.

And there appears to a a veritable cornucopia of possible reponsses.

I thought that the one, single and unambiguous answer to the clue was, by seemingly general concensus amongst the members of this forum, 'cunt' ......... I am, of course, willing to be corrected ..........   

But it appears there were people who were prepared to be uncharacteristically polite in this instance. (pace Scunthorpe, of course)

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#1005 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 11, 2012, 03:35:54 pm
Four letters. Clue:

Sir Tonys unsharp crevice.

Is this a clue? And if it is, where's the answer to "Mick Ryan is one..."? I'm not trawling the Profanisaurus/internet from work for synonyms for vagina I've not encountered (the synonyms that is. As in "ee Connie, tha's got a reet nice unsha..." (DH Lawrence) or whatever). Also, why no apostrophe on "Tonys"?

I was going to put something together involving not having been to scunthorpe and raving with the freshers, semester to semester. Neither of these being things to brag about, in my view. 


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#1006 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 11, 2012, 03:42:41 pm
Also, why no apostrophe on "Tonys"?

Because Tomtomtom likes to wind me up by misusing them.

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#1007 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 18, 2012, 10:20:37 pm
Four letters. Clue:

Sir Tonys unsharp crevice.

Is this a clue? And if it is, where's the answer to "Mick Ryan is one..."? I'm not trawling the Profanisaurus/internet from work for synonyms for vagina I've not encountered (the synonyms that is. As in "ee Connie, tha's got a reet nice unsha..." (DH Lawrence) or whatever). Also, why no apostrophe on "Tonys"?

I was going to put something together involving not having been to scunthorpe and raving with the freshers, semester to semester. Neither of these being things to brag about, in my view.

What he said.

Is this a clue? - Sir Tonys unsharp crevice. [4]

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#1008 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 24, 2012, 04:10:21 pm
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Four letters. Clue:

Sir Tonys unsharp crevice.

 :jab:

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#1009 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 24, 2012, 04:34:09 pm
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#1010 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 24, 2012, 04:55:40 pm
sailor

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#1011 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 24, 2012, 06:22:25 pm
King - dreadful actor - dressing "Popeye the Sailor's" predecessor? [6, 8]

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#1012 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 25, 2012, 12:09:04 pm
King - dreadful actor - dressing "Popeye the Sailor's" predecessor? [6, 8]

King, a dreadful actor, dressing "Popeye the Sailor's" predecessor? [6, 8]

[Better scansion?]

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#1013 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
October 31, 2012, 04:06:37 pm
Seeing as it's the best part of a week:

The not-quite-accurately-named:





(Think "Picture", not "Film")

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#1014 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
November 17, 2012, 08:40:34 pm
Ha! <Smug mode>

Have finished PEX-word!

FAO mods - as this seems to have expired from natural causes, can it now be binned off to the Logpile.

[I'll post the solution to the last clue if anyone wants it, or it you all still want to solve it, PM anyone desperate enough for the answer.]

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#1015 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
November 18, 2012, 01:39:34 pm
I've got the answer........ Been a bit too busy recently to form a clue around it ....... I kept hoping that someone else would grasp the nettle ......... 

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#1016 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
December 05, 2012, 04:06:07 pm
If someone wants to step up to the plate?








[Or I'll do another (easier and less obscure!) using that answer?]

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#1017 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
December 10, 2012, 11:57:59 am
alright let's have a go...

> King - dreadful actor - dressing "Popeye the Sailor's" predecessor? [6, 8]

The pictures don't seem to be helping, unless Popeye follwed Corbet Hamgravy? Sonham Schooner?

Trying to make something work with "H" from Steps toe and Son but it ain't happening.

I'd prefer if this thread didn't die as it's not like I'm going to post about bouldering or anything.



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#1018 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
December 10, 2012, 12:36:55 pm
alright let's have a go...

> King - dreadful actor - dressing "Popeye the Sailor's" predecessor? [6, 8]

The pictures don't seem to be helping, unless Popeye follwed Corbet Hamgravy? Sonham Schooner?

Trying to make something work with "H" from Steps toe and Son but it ain't happening.

I'd prefer if this thread didn't die as it's not like I'm going to post about bouldering or anything.

Character.

Not the actor.

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#1019 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
December 10, 2012, 01:12:42 pm
How the fuck are we supposed to work Harold Hamgravy into a clue?

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#1020 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
December 10, 2012, 02:43:31 pm
How the fuck are we supposed to work Harold Hamgravy into a clue?

Interestingly enough, word-for-word what der Grumpmeister said to my face!

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#1021 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
December 10, 2012, 02:46:32 pm
Poor King Harold! Ham, gravy, apple sauce, red wine, try not to spill them on this as the stains are a bugger to shift. (7,8)

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#1022 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
December 10, 2012, 09:55:21 pm
Popeye is clearly one of my cultural blindspots though not one I can be arsed rectifying,

I can't get a grip on the next clue either. I want th answer to be bayeux tapestry, even though it clearly can't be. Plenty of anag signifiers but no obvious 15 letters... If it's a proper ximinean then the deffn's got to be 'shift' or 'bugger to shift' as it's unlikely to be at the other end. Ah well, fade back into the background.

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#1023 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
December 11, 2012, 09:15:33 am
My bad.

(6,8)

Misspelled it in my mind.

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#1024 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
December 11, 2012, 10:32:46 am
Before the events of “The Bayeux Tapestry”, farmstead girl fobbed tot off. [6,2,8,6]

 

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