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Worst Cover Versions?
February 02, 2011, 08:17:12 pm
Nah.

I wouldn't inflict them on anyone, but...

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#1 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 02, 2011, 09:41:16 pm
Anything by Steps!!

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#2 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 02, 2011, 10:35:05 pm
You do know Ian Watkins is dead, don't you?

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#3 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 02, 2011, 11:10:29 pm
Dolly P on lead vocals. Momma take these guns from me........


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#4 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 08:37:33 am
Oi don't knock Mambazo!

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#5 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 10:43:18 am
Chili's 'Under The Bridge'

It's got nothing on the All Saints original.  ;)

Or in all honesty that fucking godawful noise that was Celine Dion's 'You Shook Me All Night Long'

Cant Link to it I'm at work, wouldn't if I could.

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#6 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 11:01:45 am

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#7 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 11:14:52 am

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#8 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 11:16:08 am
And not forgetting!........


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#9 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 11:29:52 am
Shooting fish in a barrel but........



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#10 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 11:36:51 am


Aaargh. What a combination. Makes me want to take a screwdriver to my ears.

Love Cunts more like.

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#11 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 11:38:56 am

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#12 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 12:08:29 pm
some one please cut her mike

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#13 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 12:33:00 pm


Aaargh. What a combination. Makes me want to take a screwdriver to my ears.

Love Cunts more like.

Wow. Not often I find Cullum amusing but it so bad its... awful.

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#14 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 01:27:50 pm
some one please cut her mike


I stopped the video at 13s, couldn't handle anymore.  :'(  Truly appalling, have a wad!

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#15 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 08:02:58 pm
some one please cut her mike


I stopped the video at 13s, couldn't handle anymore.  :'(  Truly appalling, have a wad!

ditto! as soon as her voice kicked in I ripped my headphones from my ears. i don't know why I even pressed play but somehow i didn't think anything could sound that bad!

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#16 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 08:21:51 pm
This depresses me for so many reasons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WJpQJWpVJds#

Oh there are much, much worse versions of that out in the wild.

This cunt came within 150 or so votes of being one of the bastards bastards in the Tory government.

As it is, he's the leader of Sheffield City Council. At least until the spring that is


http://sheffieldpolitics.com/2010/12/22/sheffield-council-leader-scriven-sings-for-hotel-chain-promo/

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#17 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 03, 2011, 08:29:07 pm
I hate biffy to start with but this is just shit


And this

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#18 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 04, 2011, 07:06:25 pm
some one please cut her mike


I stopped the video at 13s, couldn't handle anymore.  :'(  Truly appalling, have a wad!

I found it highly amusing  :lol:

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#19 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 04, 2011, 08:38:05 pm
And this


The audience start to give their appraisal around two minutes in, but I think the band assumes they're singing along?

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#20 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 16, 2011, 04:03:11 pm
I'm not sure why I didn't think of this before (it's quite plausible that my brain has tried to erase all memory of ever hearing them) but this thread wouldn't be complete without an offering from the "cast of Glee". Never in the history of cover versions has one group of people managed to butcher so many well known tunes. Every week another pile of vomit inducing shite leaks it's way onto the radio and I'm woken from my "shutting out the boredom of radio 1" bubble because I hear something so bad that it pops it.

I only remembered their existence because I was just subjected to what might well be the worst thing I have ever heard, tried to work out what such awfulness could be and then realised.

Click if you dare but don't say I didn't warn you....



These people need to be murdered in a horrible manner.

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#21 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 20, 2011, 08:02:28 pm
The Killers covering Romeo and Juliet. Dia-fucking-bolical.

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#22 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 20, 2011, 08:04:11 pm
The Killers - dia-fucking-bolical.

That's all you had to say.

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#23 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 20, 2011, 10:56:40 pm
This depresses me for so many reasons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WJpQJWpVJds#

A song Reed refuses-to-confirm-but-so-obviously-is-about bumbling around Central Park smacked out of his head doesn't really seem like an appropriate choice for Children in Need somehow.

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#24 Re: Worst Cover Versions?
February 21, 2011, 10:04:55 am
One of the best love songs to a drug ever written and Heather Small is singing part of it. I mean does the 'M' in M people mean mashed or something?

I've heard plenty of worse cover versions of this song but they are usually funny, this is just sterile and sad.

 

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