[lagerstarfish]

Fat free yoghurt is a great variation from milk.

half yoghurt, half milk suits me

[lagerstarfish]

So, a "newbie" starts a thread and we manage to stay on topic for 3 pages    but where is the original poster, eh? 

Just shows you where being nice gets you. Nowhere, that's where.

Hug a newbie, my arse.

[SA Chris]

The newbie is a spammer, posting generic forum type questions, with embedded advertising in the tagline. Don't expect an answer.

[shark]

The newbie is a spammer, posting generic forum type questions, with embedded advertising in the tagline. Don't expect an answer.

Spotted Chris..and dealt with. I feel used - that was my best breakfast tip.

[rich d]

Failing that a large sausage and egg mcmuffin meal can improve the pre-climbing morale no end.

[jakjak]

When I was a smoking student (and it didnt matter when I got up) a roll up and a cup of tea was my ideal brekky.

100% the same, now its all bout the horsefeed.

so.... the original poster wants us to buy more eggs?

[SA Chris]

Followed by more fucking spam. These spambots are cunning little devils.

[sidewinder]

from xkcd

Given the three pages of mainly serious and in some cases interesting comments this thread got, maybe they are getting close?  Perhaps the othe place is simply a collection of these semi intelligent spam bots conversing with each other, would explain a lot?

[SA Chris]

Not even computers can be that stupid.

[Taseera]

Fried egg with fresh bread..........and a cup of Hot Tea .

[tomtom]

If your first post is not rude, offensive, purile, or all three then it must be spam
 

[tomtom]

i regularly take 1 glass of milk 2 egg and 2 banana in breakfast.

as an enema?

 

[lagerstarfish]

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[chillax]

When I was a smoking student (and it didnt matter when I got up) a roll up and a cup of tea was my ideal brekky.

Substitute tea for coffee et voila....sorts me right out.

[lagerstarfish]

This month's breakfast advice comes direct from Jasper Sharpe

Not feeling the need to complicate the issue with words, Jasper has sent us a picture which fully illustrates his nutritionally perfect breakfast



Further details were Twatted by Jasper earlier today

The Cherry Bakewell League (Processed Division). 6.Tesco 5.Aldi 4.Asda 3.Co-op 2.Mr Kipling 1.Sainsburys #breakfastofchampions

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[Falling Down]

I'm liking the crushed can next to the car keys.  Obviously consumed whilst driving home from Sainsbury's to relieve the stress of arguing with the store manager to open the drink section before 9 am. 

[Eddies]

Happy pancake day peeops, and count yourselves lucky your not at St. Aphonzo's gaff!!

[slackline]

This month's breakfast advice comes direct from Jasper Sharpe

Further details were Twatted by Jasper earlier today

  Brilliant.

[iain_cbr]

Our kid always had mither with what I'll politely call a bunged up arse. A strong brew and a couple of B&H for breakfast soon sorted that out. Still not sure why.

[metal arms]

My house mate just text me with details of his breakfast.

5 bacon, 3 Sausage, 2 Toast and scrambled eggs with a pint of Hobgoblin.   

[Jaspersharpe]

This month's breakfast advice comes direct from Jasper Sharpe

How dare you! The red wine is for lunch ffs.

[tomtom]

(that's Early lunch btw.. C10.30..)

[Pebblespanker]

Museli, and fat free greek yoghurt plus a cuppa; boring but filling

main issue is trying not to buy a full english from the canteen later on as the evil buggers make you walk past all those lovely cooked pig products on the way to pay for your low fat coffee 

[jakjak]

become a vegetarian and develop a sort of superior disgust at the pigs and those who eat them. elsewise, take only the money that you need for the fat-free cup o joe. fighting talk.

[slackline]

become a vegetarian and develop a sort of superior disgust at the pigs and those who eat them.