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#1 Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
May 20, 2009, 07:36:28 pm
Dont' think all that vibro would do your fillings much cop, but you could counter those ill-effects with some of this bobbed into the 'main trench' of the device for a cleansing yet authentic nosh-off.


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#2 Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
May 20, 2009, 07:47:43 pm

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#3 Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
May 20, 2009, 07:49:21 pm
Perhaps to 'test the water' so to speak, before commiting to the meat of the matter, you could test out the device on a less critical subject.



replacing the water with this, maybe.


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#4 Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
May 20, 2009, 09:15:12 pm

this is amazing!

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#5 Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
May 20, 2009, 09:48:09 pm
It's nowhere near as amazing as this link I found from GCW's link above.

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#6 Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
May 20, 2009, 10:10:43 pm

Mr. Jack with Mustache

What it is: A rubber jack-off sleeve for men, shaped like a male mouth and chin, fringed with a gay-boy clone 'stache in convincing fake hair.

What it does: Lets you pretend you're getting sucked off by the leather biker dude from the Village People.

Who uses it: The construction worker dude from the Village People.

Other uses: Entertaining ventriloquism toy - move his mouth and make him talk in funny voices.

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#7 Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
May 20, 2009, 10:29:12 pm
On a similar theme, Just found this horse mask

Although I think it would probably also fit an alsatian.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2009, 10:38:47 pm by robertostallioni »

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#8 Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
May 20, 2009, 10:33:49 pm


Moustache, bad teeth, open mouth, it's Freddie Mercury!


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#9 Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
May 20, 2009, 11:19:03 pm
You lot have crashed the blowguard page, I just get broken links.  I shall just have to imagine what it was, although if my thinking is correct, surely you could just hum, same effect, old school style?  :-\

 

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