An old one that I came across, sort of relevant:
DOGS DIARY
>>
>> 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favourite!
>> 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
>> 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
>> Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favourite!
>> 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite!
>> 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
>> 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favourite!
>> 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mum! My favourite!
>> 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favourite!
>> 8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
>> 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favourite!
>> 11pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favourite!
>>
>>
>> CAT'S DIARY
>>
>> Day 483 of my captivity...
>> My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
>> They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
>> The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
>> satisfaction that I get from clawing their furniture.
>>
>> Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.
>> Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
>> they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the
>> stairs.
>>
>> In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
>> induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. I must remember to try
>> this on their bed.
>>
>> Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to
>> make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in
>> their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
>> cat I was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan...
>>
>> There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
>> solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
>> the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to
>> my powers of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is and how I
>> may use it to my advantage.
>>
>> I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The
>> dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
>> obviously a half-wit.
>>
>> The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with
>> them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his
>> current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
>>
>> But I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time..