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Wipey Why

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No idea if this has already been posted but here you go.

http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/dpm-hd/23-2009-mammut-bouldering-comp--women

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Possibily a bit of MILF  ;)


Don't know what you mean. She looks about 28. She def does it for me.

You can be a Mum at 28 you know Drew  ;)

Yes Slackers, I know, but MILF is usually reserved for someone who could be your mum! It's usually in the 35+ age category. You can't yes that an 18 year old girl, who's got a 2month old baby is a MILF.

Yes I was being somewhat facetious, but does the above work on a sliding scale?  That would mean a horny 12/13 year old entering puberty could easily get away defining the above lady as a MILF, but you or I are peering into the early-mid 40s category (assuming you're a similar age).

I've been thinking recently though, aging isn't so bad at all, the number of attractive members of the opposite sex just increases as I'd never have considered people around my current age to be as pleasing on the eye as I now do, and there's now loads more fit young things than when I was younger  :-[

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Puurs women superfinals 2009
Good work Lagers...

a) What a boss looking route!

b) Maja; All day!

c) Johanna Ernst; Just about!


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I know it's a repost, but Maja deserves it  :thumbsup:


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Johanna Ernst is not only fit she's a fucking beast. Really impressive climbing in that vid.

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Er - isn't that last picture a little "specialist"?

She seems to be enjoying herself mind you

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Er - isn't that last picture a little "specialist"?

yeah, maybe I shouldn't post multi-pitch photos on a bouldering forum

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I make no excuses for more of the usual suspects..........








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Her double band of blue tape still intrigues me. Good pics.

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No complaints from me, Jasper. Keep up the good work.

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On 8a.lookatme it says that the superfinal route that lagers linked above was almost identical to the men's route. The setters put a couple of extra holds on the start because it was too reachy but apart from that it was identical. The only male competitor to get further than Johanna Ernst was Ramonet.

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It was indeed almost the same as the mens route because all 3 girls topped the female route. Ramon fell on the big hold half way up because he was too short (really short!, midget size short tbh). They placed an extra hold there for the girls superfinal. It was only ondra and not ramon who got further. What's most impressive is that Johanna was the only one doing that last crux move the way she did (swinging feet to the other side and crossing under with her right arm). A lot of guys fell there trying other, worse methods.
The most important thing to remember? Johanna is hot! Even if she could only do 4c, she could still do me.

BD (front row seets :thumbsup:)

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Nice to see 8a.twat getting their facts right again then. Actually it's just the garbled way they write stuff.

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For sure Maja could eat something?  :-\

I've got something for her.


[beavisbutthead] huh, huuhuhh, hee, heuh, huh [/beavisbutthead]


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For sure Maja could eat something?  :-\

I've got something for her.

A pie?

Or is it your more sophisticated asparagus wrapped in parma ham?

 :shrug: ???

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Or is it your sophisticated asparagus


Never heard it called that before.

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Or is it your sophisticated asparagus


Never heard it called that before.

For once there was no innuendo.

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I know what it is slackers, I've eaten it. The asparagus / ham combo that is.

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I know what it is slackers, I've eaten it. The asparagus / ham combo that is.

Good job you added that corollary there Jasper!

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im a little worried that specialist picture is making me feel a bit specialist :(

 

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