[Drew]

We're descending into

WHAT

To get the thread back on track, from the other channel:

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013

Finally a reason to go to Leicestershire

and you guys said I had low standards! She could be elspeth yates (leicestershire bint). If so she's got her head up her own ass

I'm pretty sure it is, and I would have to agree I'm afraid......

THE

quoting Hell!

FUCK

In answer to the comments: Who gives a fuck? She's fit. She's in! 

[andyh]

I think elspeth yates might be the one

[SA Chris]

It's a pretty wee head though.

Looks normal sized to me. Compared to some grumpy posters on here anyway.

[Jaspersharpe]

It must be quite small if she can fit it up her own arse.

[dave]

It must be quite small if she can fit it up her own arse.

or a big asshole.

[galpinos]

It must be quite small if she can fit it up her own arse.

or a big asshole.

  followed by - Elspeth's Face

  - Dave's Face

[magpie]

Who gives a fuck? She's fit. She's in! 

Exactly, it's not a personality contest.

[Drew]

There's a new one of our favourite looking, head-up-her-own-arse-but-do-I-give-a-fuck-? girl

[Jaspersharpe]

That looks a bit like Elspeth Yates.

[Lund]

There's a new one of our favourite looking, head-up-her-own-arse-but-do-I-give-a-fuck-? girl

Still adorned with a pearl necklace...

[andyh]

Elspeth Yates is definately the one

[slackline]

Less bitching, more posting 

[lagerstarfish]

Slightly off topic, but inspiring

[yankeepete]

 

[slackline]

Slightly off topic, but inspiring

Is that the dodgy damp metollious chalk everyones been moaning about?

[SA Chris]

Hands are the wrong way round, unless someone was trying to mantel onto her?

Acceptably off topic.

[Joepicalli]

I think elspeth yates might be the one

I think you mean THE ONE.

[slackline]

Hands are the wrong way round, unless someone was trying to mantel onto her?

Or they're her own hands?

 

[lagerstarfish]

Hands are the wrong way round, unless someone was trying to mantel onto her?

Or their her own hands?

T H E Y ' R E

 

 

[tomtom]

In the spirit of getting to the TRUTH, I carried out a forensic reconstruction using some damp metolious chalk on my own arse* - and from the SCIENCE I can conclude that these patterns could readily have been made by her own hands...

* (mrs TT burst in and is now seeking legal advice)

[lagerstarfish]

Fool.

The real SCIENCE involves providing a Yorkshire Spot to a sample (say a hundred or so) of bikini clad ladies and then carefully analysing the results.

[tomtom]

The real SCIENCE involves providing a Yorkshire Spot to a sample (say a hundred or so) of bikini clad ladies and then carefully analysing the results.

Easy - just take a stroll along the Prom at Bridlington and (as any lurrcal will know) there will be hordes of suitably attired subjects. Though you may find that some of the hand prints post testing may be hard to find due to the higher arse to hand surface area ratio found in Brid...

Though.. 1. Why yorkshire arses (this looks distinctly like a Mediterranean rear to me) and 2. How the f*ck did you find this anyway?? and 3. are you saying my arse is not representative? 

ps - great pic btw...

[lagerstarfish]

1. Yorkshire Spot is a term for full contact, arsistive spotting - as invented by Dennis Gray. It can be performed on any subject, no matter which county they are from.

2. BirdBot content based image retrieval system

3. post a pic so me and Ms Pie can decide

[tomtom]

1. Yorkshire Spot is a term for full contact, arsistive spotting - as invented by Dennis Gray. It can be performed on any subject, no matter which county they are from.

  I hold my head in mis-understanding shame...

Picture following, but having to adjust the image to reduce the excessive whiteness blanking out the shot...

[magpie]

She could easily have got those hand prints by backing up into a pair of cupped hands, these things happen.