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What the fuck's happened with the quoting on that post?!

Oh and *preemptive strike v lagers* why have you posted a link to a picture of me?  :-\

It failed on a taste basis!

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Will, stop pimping out LUUMC members...

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Im sorry but Ive had to post here purely for the purpose of getting this thread back on page one. We seem to be going thorugh a dry spell  ???

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Tell her that even a cute-looking girl should to always protect an abseil with a French prusik.  The list of the great and good who got in trouble by not doing so is just too long....
DFBWGC very own health and safety officer

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More birdage:


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DFBWGC very own health and safety officer

It's an honour. Anything to protect mah biyatches.

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You don't want the fit ones dying after all.

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Quote from: route149
Beautiful ladies in danger,
Danger all round the world
I will protect them
Because I'm route149
Beautiful ladies in emergency situations
Beautiful ladies are lovely
But sometimes they don't take care
They're too busy with their make-up
Or combing their lovely hair
To take basic safety precautions
I will protect them
I will save the pretty ones
With their smiles and their sparkling eyes
But let the ugly ones die
I have no place for them
In my new world order
I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls
Kill kill kill kill kill the trolls!
Hunt them down, there shall be no clemency!
Kill kill kill kill kill the trolls!
Look under the bridges,
That's where they hide
That's where they hide
And beauty... shall be... my... bride.

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Good work on the top one, but that bottom pic looks like Mono's been at it with Dense's head again

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Mono's been at it with Dense's head again

That's no surprise.

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Can I just say from a safety point of view, that precious honey's gonna go for a risky side swing if she takes a whipper. She should always carry a helmet, even if she doesn't use it.

Yeah. None of my biyatches gonna get hurt on my watch.

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She should always carry a helmet
must resist obvious joke.............

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must resist obvious joke.............

...Even if she doesn't carry a helmet, she should learn how to use one correctly?

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Can I just say from a safety point of view, that precious honey's gonna go for a risky side swing if she takes a whipper. She should always carry a helmet, even if she doesn't use it.

Yeah. None of my biyatches gonna get hurt on my watch.

With a bit of dynamic belaying she should be alright. Anyway I am pretty sure, from the other photos in the sequence, that she is a munter, but the camera angle is pretty 'flattering'.

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That might be a bit retro - but she is adopting the classic pr0n/glamour pose of the one leg raised glance over the shoulder 'come and get me' style...

Impressive technique for the year  :whistle:

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Damn, that is a hella bright watch light the bearded fellow is rocking.


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shirley w.g.grace should be spotting in the second picture not the third  :-\

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I make no apology for nicking this from a fellow ukb-er, this was stuck in the wrong place!!  (unless it has already been put in here...) 

Nevertheless,   :o she is HOT.

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its a repeat.. but worth another squint  ;)

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Aaaaaaaah bollocks.  Too true though Tomtom, worth another squint!

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photoshop hall of shame?

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who cares, she's a stunner!  :thumbsup:

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I make no apology for nicking this from a fellow ukb-er, this was stuck in the wrong place!!  (unless it has already been put in here...)  

Nevertheless,   :o she is HOT.

I believe on the original postings it was discovered she's about 14...

 

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