[Bubba]

James Pearson asked me to post up this flyer for his girlfriend Emily's event in aid of her new human rights charity.

[james]

Come along to this ace event. Nearly all the bands and DJ's are climbers, including the strong welsh contingent of the Cattells band 'streams', who recently won a battle of the bands in wales. Check them out on myspace.  Plus our very own sheffield masters of the decks, Sam W and Prince Harry himself. There will be quite a gathering, with something to suit all tastes, so bring friends and family.

The auction will be selling off a variety of stuff at good prices. Ladies (and gentlemen), you can buy yourself a muscly hunk to act as your slave for a day, some of them have already offered themselves naked....

Its all in aid of a new charity that I am setting up with my Congolese barrister friend. Our aim is to educate people about human rights.  I plan to develop programmes to educate children in schools across the globe. We are applying for funding to do this, but we need a little bit of help to get us off the ground..... so what a great excuse for a party!!

So please, please, come along, bring a crowd, show us your support and help us to make a difference in the world we live in today.

Emily x

[james]

A quick update.

We now have a year’s subscription to Climb magazine, courtesy of the lovely people at Greenshires.

Tickets to the Hard Rock Fest, and the Costa Blanca DWS fest 2009

Photoshoot sessions with David Simmonite and Alex Messenger

A months membership to the climbing works

A fabulous framed panorama of the Roaches

There will also be comps and games, possibly with a "Blind Date" theme!

I bet you can hardly wait!

[dave]

Ladies (and gentlemen), you can buy yourself a muscly hunk to act as your slave for a day

or failing that, you could buy Kim.

[lagerstarfish]

Photoshoot sessions with David Simmonite

A whole day taking pics of Dave S   

No offense intended, Dave; I just like the idea of you as a glamour model.

[David S]

It wasn't quite what I had in mind but if you pay enough you can have anything you want (within reason of course).

[emily]

Kim seems to be the top man for the auction at the moment. Bidding has already started and people who can't be there on the night, have requested phone bids to be allowed!  There has been a rumour that a particular group of male bidders aim to buy him so that they can make him massage them all with lurpak....    

[Kim]

oh shit.... 

It wasn't quite what I had in mind but if you pay enough you can have anything you want (within reason of course).

I'd make sure you highlight that, there's obviously some perverts about..... 

[Andy B]

oh shit.... 

It wasn't quite what I had in mind but if you pay enough you can have anything you want (within reason of course).

I'd make sure you highlight that, there's obviously some perverts about..... 

If I pay good money for you to be my bitch, then I think it's perfectly within reason for me to bum you silly. But there'll be no lurpak. I like it dry baby.

[Andy West]

Lurpaks not for that andy come on get real that just easying the tention baby, dry be right as long as the fingers are strong and tight!

[emily]

i can see it now, soft mood lighting, nora jones playing in the background.... lurpak on the bedside table. 

[Bubba]

Marlon would be proud of this butter-talk 

[Fiend]

I was thinking of going to this but all this lurpak talk has definitely sold it to me errr is putting me off somewhat...

[dave]

I'm just wondering how many guys are going to turn up expecting to be able to bid for some hot minx called "kim". they're thinking basinger, wilde etc. i'd love to see their faces.

[lagerstarfish]

[SA Chris]

Is she ordering a sheep moulded from Lurpack?

I dont understand.

[lagerstarfish]

Is she ordering a sheep moulded from Lurpack?

I dont understand.

 
How did I press P instead of B? 

I think I wrote pack first and then tried to change it to tub. Curse this multi-tasking shite.

changed it to tub now

[Andy B]

i can see it now, soft mood lighting, nora jones playing in the background.... lurpak on the bedside table. 

If Andy West wins it'll be more like strobing club lighting, rage against the machine playing in the background.... lurpak on the bedside table. 

[emily]

james is gonna be sold in a mankini. He's game for anything 

[SA Chris]

I am unfortunately too far away, but will happily make donations if some great photos get posted here. I have my credit card ready, I assume ther is a donation site set up?

[Fiend]

james is gonna be sold in a mankini. He's game for anything 

Having seen the (absolutely filth) photo on his blog that is not the biggest sales pitch in the world ever (well apart from to you maybe ).

[lagerstarfish]

Emily,
I will donate £20 if you can video James dancing in a lapdance style wearing his mankini - this should be posted on the ukB Vimeo group, preferably in HD.
Easy money!

[lagerstarfish]

I'll also donate £10 for a good quality decent size photo (at least 3000x2000) of Dave Simonite in a mankini (classic glam pose).
I am happy for this tenner to go into a pot if others want to club together to see an HD video of Dave S pole dancing in a mankini.
If you want to check that I am good for the dosh, Emily, PM me and I'll drop a deposit off to you in anticipation of the events. Besides, if I try to duck out of payment, plenty of ukB folk will turn me in.

Lagers

[David S]

Shit, I've gone right off Lurpack now.

[SA Chris]

I'll also donate £10 for a good quality decent size photo (at least 3000x2000) of Dave Simonite in a mankini (classic glam pose).
I am happy for this tenner to go into a pot if others want to club together to see an HD video of Dave S pole dancing in a mankini.

I will happily stump up a tenner for this video to be made, but on the condition that I don't have to see it.