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#5025 Re: Da News
May 02, 2013, 05:04:52 pm
Blimey, everyone's getting involved, it's a right little pile-on.

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#5026 Re: Da News
May 02, 2013, 05:08:46 pm
I didn't want to get into a pun battle.

I tried to be a resistor.

But it was no use. Too much high tension.

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#5027 Da News
May 02, 2013, 05:32:20 pm
This is no way to conduct ourselves. I'm off ohm.

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#5028 Re: Da News
May 02, 2013, 06:35:13 pm
Yeah we don't want to ampere the proper use of this thread

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#5029 Re: Da News
May 03, 2013, 11:12:53 am
Dense is revolted at punning so I'm refusing to get involved.

http://www.timeslive.co.za/lifestyle/2013/05/01/new-zealand-reveals-list-of-banned-baby-names

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Other names on the list included "4Real", "V8", and "Queen Victoria".

Very sensible, 7b is a much better name.

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#5030 Re: Da News
May 03, 2013, 12:39:08 pm
V8+ on the other hand has become a popular name for Welsh children.

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#5031 Re: Da News
May 07, 2013, 01:51:07 pm
Dense is revolted at punning so I'm refusing to get involved.

It's true, I hear he can make a potential difference to your face with some assault and battery.

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#5032 Re: Da News
May 07, 2013, 01:57:43 pm
I don't see the problem.

The worst charge you can make about it is that it's gone a bit static.

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#5033 Re: Da News
May 09, 2013, 11:19:07 am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-22461920
I've let a couple loose like that after a heavy night out but I don't recall it ever knocking the pilot out

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#5038 Re: Da News
May 17, 2013, 10:41:42 am
Good to know those anti-terrorism plans are working  :no: :slap:

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#5039 Re: Da News
May 17, 2013, 04:25:54 pm
I'm only interested in MY form of nationalism

Someone who wants UK independence from the EU fails to understand that the Scots might want independence from the UK and calls them fascists.  What a narrow minded, bigoted twat, oh wait, I forgot its the UKIP that must be a pre-requisite for membership.  :wank:

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#5040 Re: Da News
May 21, 2013, 08:51:29 am
"The roommates, using good sense, called 911 after Ms. Powers took off all of her clothes and continued climbing".

That doesn't sound like my idea of good sense at all.

haberich and I had a fine trip to the Utah/Colorado desert a few years ago, bagging several classic summits. On the final morning he was being a Master of the Universe in Denver so I soloed up the 3rd Flatiron (sober) before repairing for a leisurely breakfast in Boulder. It was nearly the best route of the trip.

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#5041 Re: Da News
May 22, 2013, 02:39:57 am
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/farright-french-historian-78yearold-dominique-venner-commits-suicide-in-notre-dame-in-protest-against-gay-marriage-8625877.html

OK, I feel for the tourists who had to see this but I can't help but feel the world is a slightly better place for his departing it.

  :worms:?

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#5043 Re: Da News
June 04, 2013, 03:14:51 pm

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#5046 Re: Da News
June 07, 2013, 11:35:30 am
Never mind that lowbrow shit, this is what this thread is all about. Seroius NEWS!:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-22811942

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A pair of concrete wellington boots given to the comedian Jimmy Cricket by fellow funnyman Ken Dodd have been stolen from his garden in Rochdale.


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#5047 Re: Da News
June 07, 2013, 11:38:40 am
Ever the funny man...

Quote from: Jimmy Cricket
look for a burglar with a hernia

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June 11, 2013, 02:08:03 pm

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