[Stu Littlefair]

If god didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

[DaveC]

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25341198-5006785,00.html


No prizes for guessing which line from which film has been flogged to death on Australian radio for the last day or so!

[Jaspersharpe]

God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
 

Or am I way off?

[Stubbs]

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

?

[tomtom]

Looks like the 2nd postmortem on G20 fatality Tomlinson says abdominal bleeding not heart attack...

[lagerstarfish]

No prizes for guessing which line from which film has been flogged to death on Australian radio for the last day or so!

We came to wreck everything, and ruin your life. God sent us

?

[Sloper]

Indeed, the question is always going to be proving a causal connection between an individuals actions and the cause of death.  

[tomtom]

Indeed, the question is always going to be proving a causal connection between an individuals actions and the cause of death.  

Absolutely - though from my laymans position 'abdominal bleeding' sounds considerably more likely to be linked to some sort of blow than a heart attack (which I think they could never have linked - handy huh?). I suspect given your legal background you know oodles more about this than me.. but given this 2nd post mortem, and that the first post mortem was carried out by a doctor who has been discredited/criticised before, this one is going to run and run. A conspiracy theorists dream...

I'm interested to see what Boris does about this - after all he loves to be 'in touch' with his people, yet the head of the met is his man.... 

[DaveC]

We came to wreck everything, and ruin your life. God sent us

?

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

?

God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
 

Or am I way off?

 ???
Of course I didn't consider the possibility that everyone on here had the good taste not to see "Snakes on a Plane"! 

Alternatively, somebody could be taking the piss?

[grumpycrumpy]

United Airlines have finally grasped the nettle and are charging 'fatties ' extra if they take up two seats ... The problem with this is that although they're combatting obesity in one way , they could be seen to be seen to be encouraging it another .... ' Fuck you , I've paid for two seats , I want two fucking meals ' ....... 

[Bubba]

Ok, this is old but WTF?

[superfurrymonkey]

http://www.russiatoday.ru/Top_News/2009-04-14/Hairdresser_turns_robber_into_sex-slave.html?fullstory 

[Will Hunt]

Man sues neighbour for low sperm count

[Will Hunt]

You got core?!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1172810/The-yoga-supergran-bend-backwards-age-83.html

[robertostallioni]

Well, would you?

[slackline]

Indeed, the question is always going to be proving a causal connection between an individuals actions and the cause of death.  

Absolutely - though from my laymans position 'abdominal bleeding' sounds considerably more likely to be linked to some sort of blow than a heart attack (which I think they could never have linked - handy huh?).

Abdominal Aortic Aneurysms are actually fairly common (although less common in the under 60s, ~5% of males > 60 are affected) and have an as yet unknown aetiology (which may include a genetic predisposition, although no genes have yet been shown to be strongly linked).

[butters]

Noisy sex breaches ASBO.

bluebrad

[slackline]

 

[magpie]

There are no words. 

[dave]

There are no words.  

Fiend's lovechildren?

[Jaspersharpe]

Even I wasn't going to go there this time as I thought it too harsh. 

[dave]

it'd been up there for 4 minutes and no-one made a wisecrack, I felt it my duty to uphold one of the most hallowed unspoken conventions of the forum.

[Jaspersharpe]

It was a dirty job, but someone had to do it.

[Bubba]

You gotta admit, it looks like she's been poured into those jeans

[magpie]

Poured in and then curdled.  ???