[butters]

The Aussie sex shop B&E perp first mentioned here has a pretty normal sex life with real girls apparently!!

"I have a girlfriend and our sex life is pretty good, pretty healthy," he said.

Asked if it ever involved blow-up dolls, Rosberg answered "no".

But he did say his girlfriend thought what he did with the dolls that night was "pretty funny really".

Wonders never cease eh?

bluebrad

[magpie]

This is a cracker.  From the Daily Express; the article has now been pulled from the website but unfortunately for them, not before it was cached by Google.

Apparently being involved in, and surviving, a horrible and tragic event like Dunblane when you're young means that it's completely wrong to go on to behave like any regular teenager in your later years.  You'd think they were pissing on the graves of the kids who weren't so lucky. 

[SA Chris]

Whareas some turned out relatively normal http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008/jun/05/tennis.scotland

[butters]

It is stories such as this that this thread was launched for: US woman attacks missus with sperm-filled syringe.

bluebrad

[slackline]

It is stories such as this that this thread was launched for: US woman attacks missus with sperm-filled syringe.

bluebrad

  "Lez Get Real" 

[dave]

Brother: "Sis, what exactly are you planning to do with my dude-wax once i've coughed it up into this tinfoil?"

Sister: "what am I the fucking answer man? just get wanking alright"

what a family.

[SteveM]

Less corporate bollox please, we're british.

[slackline]

Less corporate bollox please, we're british.

Thats going to completely screw up Bullshit Bingo

[Will Hunt]

[slackline]

Virtual Governmen 

[slackline]

Half-Man, Half-Machine what does it mean, what does it mean?

[dave]

new brooker news shit coming up

[tomtom]

I was having an arse of a day until I saw this article  


(apologies for the cross post - modified after initial post..)

[SA Chris]

great minds and all that

[butters]

There really is one born every minute - he works as a driver for a living allegedly - I wouldn't employ him as a stuntcock!!

bluebrad

[dave]

shatnav

[slackline]

Spooky deja vu

[slackline]

Spider-man saves the day 

[Danger]

Egyptian Death Texts

(mainly an excuse for me to experiment with 'hyperlinky-magic-blue-text')

[Will Hunt]

How long until the Hollywood horror flick is released "based on true events"?

[lagerstarfish]

That's not as daft as it sounds. I have had text messages that have caused splitting headaches and nausia. Typically along the lines of "fancy coming to the pub to get hammered?"

[SA Chris]

Egyptian Death Texts

(mainly an excuse for me to experiment with 'hyperlinky-magic-blue-text')

Sounds like a modern version of the Jap horror "The Ring".

[slackline]

Don't bother praying, it does jack shit at last some reason, shame it doesn't go further.

[slackline]

World's unluckiest man still going strong 

Can you imagine "Shit, I just survived a nuclear blast, think I'll head home and rest" only to be bombed a second time upon arrival!!

[fatboySlimfast]

Not very pc but........
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html
Have we had this one yet?????
If you search for the fatty on the right she was in x-factor

Mr Chawner said: ‘We love TV. It’s on from the moment we get up. Often I’m so tired from watching TV I have to have a nap.