[lagerstarfish]

Can we just announce a temporary lull in the CF fight? I was looking forward to a good fight... 

I do like banana and peanut butter sandwitches (toasted bread) and I like sliced bananas in warm coconut milk (gloy bau chee?). I'll have some CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK later to get myself fired up and then maybe....

[butters]

Peanut butter can go to to Room 101 as well - bloody awful cloying stuff and as for people who mix banana and peanut butter :bloody heathens smiley: - they deserve to go into Room 101 and have Nigella Lawson sit on them!! 

bluebrad

[Jim]

Oh I wish I had Sky now, Jim.  The way he travelled the world seeking the finest produce in the only place to buy it - in the markets - was just such great entertainment.

Ah, but I do not have sky (and never will have). Sky3 is on freeview

[Bubba]

Bubba's picture is Dita von Teese (ex von Marilyn Manson)

Crap! I thought it looked a bit odd for her. Never trust the interweb and it's pesky lies

[Houdini]

she's too busy taking it up the ass 

Beggin' your pardon Madam, I meant Asparagus.

[GCW]

She's a minger, I wouldn't shag her with yours.  But what do expect from the genetics?

[Houdini]

*shakes head lightly*


Life: she is a cruel mistress . . .

[dave]

People who get off an escalator and stand still looking around, while everyone else piles into the back of them.

[grumpycrumpy]

Oh my!  Ramsay has many a restaurant.  Crazy really, how much money does one man need?  I assume he has a ferocious cocaine habit.   Might explain some of that attitude,

I'm convinced this is correct. On that live cooking thing he did the other week he looked totally fucking wired.

Mate of mine used to rent rooms to the chefs from Harveys , Ramsey inc. , and a more battered , beaten and bruised bunch of drug taking animals you are never likely to meet .... Cooked us some fantastic meals though .... The exiquisite sweetness of his (Ramseys')  lobster ravioli is a memory I will take to my death bed ....

[Will Hunt]

Lager, if it comes to blows then I've got your back on the Choccy Flapjacks situation. I reckon James ate about 10 chocolate flapjacks before he pissed up The Groove.

[butters]

I reckon James ate about 10 chocolate flapjacks before he pissed up The Groove.

Do you have proof that he ate any of these disgusting things before he did the FA or is this just a cunning ruse in an effort to ingratiate yourself? 

bluebrad

[lagerstarfish]

Sagging should go in as it sounds unpleasantly sexual, deviantly so.

I have been informed by a gay friend that the practice of sagging has been adopted as a minor form of humorous deviant exposure - I suggest that this form be kept out of 101 as it pokes fun at the idiots who do it because they think they look tough. Nice one, boys 

[lagerstarfish]

I reckon James ate about 10 chocolate flapjacks before he pissed up The Groove.

Do you have proof that he ate any of these disgusting things before he did the FA

Unfortunately, we are not able to publish any of the footage or stills of James eating these delicious, nutritious, heavenly things in preparation for his glorious ascent because they are to be used as part of a marketing campaign for a famous brand of CHOCOLATE FLAPJACKS. If we do jump the gun and publish, even on UKB, then Dave S might not receive the 2.4 tonnes of high grade oat, syrup and chocolate based snacks that he needs to pad himself out in preparation for more frosty photo shoots.

[Bowie]

I vote for whistling. die die die.

the absent minded, no tune, arn't i a jolly fellow, te he look at me and my air blowing frivolity, type of whistling. the ambling along because you've not got anything better to do than force putrid air through yer dying cake hole kind.

fuck soup oxygen theiving knob jockies. fifteen tins of spam shoved up a whislter's dirt hole until they explode like a foie gras goose. thats the kind of punishment i'm talking about.  

[lagerstarfish]

I vote for whistling. die die die.

the absent minded, no tune, arn't i a jolly fellow, te he look at me and my air blowing frivolity, type of whistling. the ambling along because you've not got anything better to do than force putrid air through yer dying cake hole kind.

fuck soup oxygen theiving knob jockies. fifteen tins of spam shoved up a whislter's dirt hole until they explode like a foie gras goose. thats the kind of punishment i'm talking about.  

 

I'll take on you and the CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK haters with one arm behind my back  in one big West Side Story style gang fight (me whistling hits from the musical) outside The Works. Yeah, come on!

[butters]

To be honest you can keep the whistling brigade as I refuse to be associated with such as this



Really can not see any difference between that and those who indulge in the sordid consumption of chocolate flapjack so you are well suited.

bluebrad

[Houdini]

People who insist on saying props or mad props as some bizarre way of congratulating a star.


If they're that awesome an individual they don't require props; though perhaps you do.

Sub-jive talk for cunts, monkeys, and halfwits of the lowest order.  Tits!  Get in!

[Bowie]

food addition to 101 - the long stringy bits on bananas that seem to get stuck in your teeth / dangle on your lip and make you gip. and orange pith. in fact any fruit related stuff that seems to get in the way of you enjoying the nice bit. a kiwi for example, is made up entirely of all the stuff that you don't want to eat, seeds, skin, and green shit.

[dave]

how about bananas bought from tesco on abbeydale road? they are fine in the shop but then go black within 24hrs of taking them out of the shop - complete shit. In contrast the bananas in their infirmary road branch are fine. must be something they are doing there that fucks em up, like refrigerating too much.

in fact tesco on the whole can go in.

[Monolith]

Adverts for hampers for the next Christmas throughout the whole of January. Who the fuck contributes to a hamper fund anyway?

[Houdini]

Tesco store all their veg in oxygen depleted environments.  Is it C0₂?   I'm wavering as for a supermarket their port selection can be very good . . .

[cowboyhat]

Anyone 'walking' down Oxford Street.

[fatdoc]

Get all my veg from the milkman, big box of seasonal local food! random selection... hones the recipies skills.

Highly recommended.

[Jaspersharpe]

in fact tesco on the whole can go in.

Tesco are cunts. Throwing their massive financial weight about to screw suppliers, local shops, planning regulations etc etc. They take one in every three pounds spent in this country and it's getting worse. Not my fucking pounds though.

Boycott them and throw them into Room 101.

[fatdoc]

are not all supermarkets the same in terms of cuntness??

xpt perhaps the co-op.