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clm
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the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 17, 2006, 07:25:18 pm
eg. how do i top rope?
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old cheese
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does my arse look big in this
#1 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 17, 2006, 07:28:49 pm
what are the snow conditions like in south wales
that is real one
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AndiT
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#2 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 17, 2006, 07:34:24 pm
Yeah, I don't think you can beat the real thing.
VS to E4 without being scared..
How do you reply to a question like that? I hope he succeeds though, I certainly didn't make it without a fair share of scares!
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Paz
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#3 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 17, 2006, 07:59:52 pm
I hope he shits himself, and then succeeds.
We've been having an alarming number of cocktalk esque posts on here recently, and not all of them were mine.
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Pemb
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probably injured
#4 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 17, 2006, 08:35:38 pm
What are the moves like on Hubble?
How many chin-ups before I can climb E10?
Check out this amazing solo speed climbing video!!!
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andy_e
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#5 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 17, 2006, 08:44:12 pm
An all time classic about the Indian Face.
(something like this)
"I've just progressed from 5b to 5c, and last month I progressed from 5a to 5b. If I keep it up will I be able to do Indian Face in three months?"
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you will. Try it, please do.
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Bonjoy
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#6 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 17, 2006, 08:47:30 pm
Three Pebbles Slab E1 or HVS?
How hard is Chalkstorm?
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Serpico
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#7 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 17, 2006, 09:00:53 pm
Which Englishman is the worlds greatest climber?
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Ena
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#8 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 17, 2006, 09:01:32 pm
You just can't make up anything more CT than gets posted everyday, many times a day.
By the way, how hard is Chalkstorm?
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AndiT
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#9 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 17, 2006, 09:05:57 pm
Quote from: Ena on November 17, 2006, 09:01:32 pm
By the way, how hard is Chalkstorm?
Pretty fookin hard for E1......
And in only six posts this has
actually
turned into a RT thread.
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andy_e
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#10 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 17, 2006, 09:20:32 pm
Soft touch E4s
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Baron
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#11 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 18, 2006, 09:51:54 am
Another of the genuine article:
Had an indoor lead fall tonight, about three metres just about to clip the next bolt. It was my first since coming off in Spain three years ago, and although it was a shock, and an adrenaline rush, it wasn't as bad as I thought...
It taught me that my new climbing partner is sound at belaying, and that I can climb to my limit, and falling sometimes isn't that bad.
Will this help me get my head sorted when leading?
Can more positives than negatives be taken from falling sometimes?
what do you think?
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andy_e
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#12 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 18, 2006, 11:22:01 am
Anything with the word "discuss" in.
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Ena
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#13 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 18, 2006, 11:37:26 am
Hello! I live in Guildford and want to go climberering at Stanage in the Peaks on Bank Holiday Sunday. I can top rope up to HVD (indoors), and have lots of cams (but no friends). Please can I climb with you? Be my girlfriend!
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mark s
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#14 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 18, 2006, 12:41:23 pm
whats the weather going to be like tomorrow?
whats the beta for such and such e6(can only climb e2 tho)
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soapy
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#15 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 18, 2006, 03:05:21 pm
..and what it parodies, it becomes..
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#16 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 18, 2006, 05:55:44 pm
Quote
whats the beta for such and such e6(can only climb e2 tho)
Thats probably me then...
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Will Hunt
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#17 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 18, 2006, 11:29:01 pm
Poetry Thread 10
Every time the poetry thread gets so big that it takes ages to load they have to start a new one!
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SA Chris
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#18 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 20, 2006, 07:56:27 am
What will winter climbing conditions be like on the weekend of the 15th of January, and can anyone recommend me a grade II icefall that will be in condition.
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old cheese
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#19 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 20, 2006, 09:51:03 am
seen these today
'just how hard is ama dablam'
'why do i shake on routes'
i will suggest that it is a reflex action to combat the fact they have a cold body, see how that goes down
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#20 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 20, 2006, 03:05:46 pm
how to get to caley on the bus from hyde park in leeds.
oh fuck. sorry andy e did that on here.
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andy_e
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#21 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 20, 2006, 03:26:17 pm
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BenF
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#22 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 20, 2006, 08:29:56 pm
The problem about many of the suggestions so far is that they actually involve discussing climbing and not pets/each other/IT problems/one's navel/4x4's etc etc.
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#23 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 20, 2006, 10:39:53 pm
Anyone want to buy some used Banana Promax MaxiMuscle?
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Monolith
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#24 Re: the most cock talk thread you can think of (hypothetically)
November 20, 2006, 10:57:10 pm
Liftshare Wanted:
Any friendly locals in the Nuneaton area off to the Khumbu icefall this Sunday. Will pay petrol.
Down the Pub:
Coping with the loss of a terrapin.
Was Jimi Hendrix gay?
Has anyone solo downclimbed an E9?
Which is your favourite Anne Geddes baby photo?
Do heroin addicts make good pets?
Will anybody come the pub with me?
Rutger Hauer vs. Andy McNabb
Why do boulderers think they're climbers?
What time is it?
Seriously, will ANYBODY come the pub with me?
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