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Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II) (Read 666174 times)

Lemming

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One for you Adam. Blonde, large er..pecs. Climbs.


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Still getting very limited results from BirdBot, but this is what has come up today







Anyone else feel an acceptable age limit needs adding into BirdBot's matrices? I feel quite wrong.

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I'd say their feet definatley touch the floor when they're sat on the toilet. game on

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I wish I was as much of a chick magnet as supernova

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"Scope" you say, Fiend?

BirdBot results seem to be like First-Mainline buses: not worth bothering with, regular and perfect, then non existent, then poor and infrequent, then going on the wrong route, then...  well you know the score.

Today's run






























lucky bastard




















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nice but shame hlaf of the pictures above the girls are only aged 14  :o

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"Scope" you say, Fiend?

BirdBot results seem to be like First-Mainline buses: not worth bothering with, regular and perfect, then non existent, then poor and infrequent, then going on the wrong route, then...  well you know the score.

Today's run





Cheeky!

Right, I'm off for a w4nk and then I'm gonna hand myself into the relevant authorities.

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If there's grass on the pitch the ref says play...

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This guy's thinking: "I can't help myself....have to grab!"

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What the fuck's going on here?

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It reminds me of Porky's. The old dude from the other pic is on the other side of the wall.

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What the fuck's going on here?

Climbing Works problem innit - swing off a piece of bungy cord, dyno sideways and catch that big blue blob with both your feet and then mantle facing outwards to reach a hanging fist-jam in the ceiling.

I hear Paul B flashed it...

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She's perfect  :-* :P

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Bird Bot did well.

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This guy's thinking: "I can't help myself....have to grab!"

ive got a pair of those shoes. only for transformer left hand tho!

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This guy's thinking: "I can't help myself....have to grab!"

ive got a pair of those shoes. only for transformer left hand tho!

But do you have a pair of cheeks that can crack walnuts, Philo? Or legs you can wrap round the back of your own head? ;) :-*

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not so sure about the middle one, she could probally beat me up!

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I was unsure too, she might be a bit too lean and muscled.  You have to give her points for that back though, she's seriously ripped  :bow:

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I was unsure too, she might be a bit too lean and muscled.  You have to give her points for that back though, she's seriously ripped CUT :bow:

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She probably wants to avoid falling off as at least one of those hands is going to end up somewhere it shouldn't. :spank:

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What's the difference between ripped and cut then?  Is one more lady like than the other?  :shrug:

one of those hands is going to end up somewhere it shouldn't. :spank:
Isn't that why boys like bouldering with girls though? Cause you can pretend you were being a gentleman while you cop a crafty feel?  Or is that just the ones I climb with?

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Isn't that why boys like bouldering with girls though? Cause you can pretend you were being a gentleman while you cop a crafty feel?  Or is that just the ones I climb with?

I guess so, doens't make it right though.

 

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