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Top Ten Current Crimes Against Climbing
- Having your spotter carry your chalkbag for you
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- Climbing a problem that uses handholds on another problem as your footholds
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- Travelling 31 minutes to go exercising
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- Posting any climbing videos with gangsta rap in
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- Not jumping on the latest greatest snake oil miracle cure fingerboard protocol ASAP
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- Having a personal slave carry your portable fan as you climb
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- Wearing a kneepad with a book / ipad / old VHS cassette / breezeblock shoved inside
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- Failing to do a trade route 9b+ when you're a 9c climber
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- Liking proper scrittle instead of board-style "limestone on grit"
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- Trying to give anything at all a realistic grade
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Top Ten Current Crimes Against Climbing (Read 9273 times)
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