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So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards. (Read 39636 times)

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The thing I can't stand about Littlecunt is that he obviously doesn't even believe what he writes and is just a odious little shit-stirring turd.

I'm not even going to open the links I need some chill out time.

Whatever happened to sic 'Woodrow Wyatt - the voice of reason' ? Sadly we didn't get to put him against a wall first. Hopefully Richard the turd doesn't get away so lightly.


One is a copy of one of that man's opinion pieces "explaining" how primary school teacher Lucy Meadows - formerly Nathan Upton - is "not only in the wrong body, but in the wrong job" - the latter that the said Lucy Meadows has been found dead at her home. [And that the original piece has disappeared from the Mail's own website - compounding the original behaviour by suggesting a causal link. ]

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The webs response to Gideons (our winner I suspect) twitter presence:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/the-best-of-the-internets-reaction-to-george-osborne-joining


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The Parliamentary Labour Party.

- With the following honourable exceptions:

http://labourlist.org/2013/03/labours-40-welfare-sanctions-rebels/


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This is a fucking disgrace actually.  :shit:

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Oh. And on the same subject, Cameron - for being the cunt whose government's introduced it, Clegg, for waving it through, each and every one of your cabinet colleagues in the Liberal Democrats Tory party, and the evil twins, Iain and Duncan Smith*, for being the cunts who've introduced it.

* And not only are you a pair of cunts, your heads go slap too!**

** And if I can get any evidence about Eric Pickles for inclusion in here, I'd point out he's a pig-faced cunt. Whose head also goes slap.



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I didn't know UKB was represented in Parliament by two of our own!

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He's also one of the Labour MPs on the Roll of Honour, lest we forget:

http://labourlist.org/2013/03/labours-40-welfare-sanctions-rebels/

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I would like to nominate the minister for wiping out wildlife Owen Paterson. He is an evil Tory slap head in all but hair style.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bill-oddie-blasts-owen-paterson-1787086

let's face it, even Bill Oddie is openly calling him a cunt.

The problem with this government is there's too many cunts to choose from. It's too easy. Perhaps we should just accept they are all CsOTY, and look outside politics?


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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-21953895


[And politicians should just be excluded from this. It's far too easy a target]


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I know I said politicians should be disqualified.

But Danny "people objecting to the bedroom tax are room blockers" Alexander.




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The 2012 winner is Sting.

It always is - it's  bit like the BBC's SPotY, you already know who's going to win, the rest of it is a bit like the "Sports Review of the Year" section of the show.

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Paulo di Canio.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/paolo-di-canio-my-life-speaks-for-me-6273526.html

And the Sunderland board: nauseating self-deluding apologia for a morally bankrupt and politically repugnant philosophy of the highest kidney.

http://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2013/april/club-statement



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politically repugnant philosophy of the highest kidney.


Not a phrase I've come across before?

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Paulo di Canio.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/paolo-di-canio-my-life-speaks-for-me-6273526.html

And the Sunderland board: nauseating self-deluding apologia for a morally bankrupt and politically repugnant philosophy of the highest kidney.

http://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2013/april/club-statement

Disagree. Di Canio hasn't done anything this year to warrant COTY.

However Ellis Short deserves COTC (Cunt of the Century) for appointing a self proclaimed fascist to be manager of my beloved club. I am currently wrestling with wanting to stay up (obviously want this but it could mean the Il Duce admirer stays) and wanting to go down (which obviously I would hate but might also means Il Duce stays to bring us back up). Bollocks, possible no win situation. Cunting hell.

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I hope your going to step up an refuse to support this fascist regime until the management is replaced graham.

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Ron Atkinsons available... ;)

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Paulo di Canio.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/paolo-di-canio-my-life-speaks-for-me-6273526.html

And the Sunderland board: nauseating self-deluding apologia for a morally bankrupt and politically repugnant philosophy of the highest kidney.

http://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2013/april/club-statement

Disagree. Di Canio hasn't done anything this year to warrant COTY.

However Ellis Short deserves COTC (Cunt of the Century) for appointing a self proclaimed fascist to be manager of my beloved club. I am currently wrestling with wanting to stay up (obviously want this but it could mean the Il Duce admirer stays) and wanting to go down (which obviously I would hate but might also means Il Duce stays to bring us back up). Bollocks, possible no win situation. Cunting hell.


Fortunately, I have never been put in this position - there was, a few years ago at Darlo a strong rumour circulating our new manager was to be Steve Evans. Had that been the case. I had already made my decision not to go to home games while he was in charge.

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#68 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
September 03, 2014, 12:56:36 pm
I wondered what had happened to this thread but have just realised its been rebranded as GQ Men of the Year award, Tony Blair philanthropist of the year and there's so much to admire about Kim Kardashian that I'm surprised she didn't win more catagories

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/men-of-the-year/home/moty-2014

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#69 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
September 03, 2014, 03:42:58 pm
I wondered what had happened to this thread but have just realised its been rebranded as GQ Men of the Year award, Tony Blair philanthropist of the year and there's so much to admire about Kim Kardashian that I'm surprised she didn't win more catagories

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/men-of-the-year/home/moty-2014

I read GQ a few months ago during a train ride, god knows why I chose it, but it was the worst

"These £1,119.00 Machau leather nipple chaffers go great with a £140.00 haircut from renound wig botherer Jason Sumoffthetop"

About as relevant as Patrick Kielty

fuck off.

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#70 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
September 03, 2014, 04:02:53 pm
I wondered what had happened to this thread but have just realised its been rebranded as GQ Men of the Year award, Tony Blair philanthropist of the year and there's so much to admire about Kim Kardashian that I'm surprised she didn't win more catagories

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/men-of-the-year/home/moty-2014

Please don't post links like this I don't have the will power not to click on them and it only leads to self loathing, fear for the future of our planet, rage followed by apathy, a half written email of complaint, rudeness towards my colleagues, a feeling of guilt etc...

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#71 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
September 03, 2014, 05:30:18 pm
Even though thay aren't all necessarily dyed in the wool permacunts, they should all be temporarily labelled as cunts for actually going to the award ceremony.

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#72 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
September 03, 2014, 08:29:51 pm
Nice to see the small minded hate of the retarded leftie morons hasn't abated in my years of self imposed exile, JFCOAB and they let people like this actually teach? (even in prole schools)

Before you reach for the punter points, if you're  teacher, look at the WEf Report or indeed any report with international comparators, and ask yourself is our education system failing (in general terms) everyone who isn't middle class & etc

PS my nomination of cvnt of the year would be the Rt Honourable Chris Grayling Mp, closely followed by Ed Milliband.

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#73 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
September 04, 2014, 12:54:49 pm
What a strange post Sloper. I didn't realise you were a Blair sympathiser!

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#74 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
September 04, 2014, 01:12:17 pm
It is strange. And if I understand the intent, there may be another CotY nominee.

 

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