[lagerstarfish]

I've been fleeced for all the pun opportunities.

quit your bleating

[tomtom]

I hate to have to ram home the point, but the shear number of people flocking to make ovine puns is driving me to distraction. I just felt the need to shAries that with you all...

[tomtom]

I've been fleeced for all the pun opportunities.

quit your bleating

Shanks you load of shankers..

[Jaspersharpe]

The goat puns could get a bit cheesey though, wouldn't want to milk it.

[andy_e]

Oops, is that the time? I'd feta go and do some work.

[Jaspersharpe]

I'm bored with this anyway, going to listen to some Michael Jackson. Despite the fact that he was a kid fiddler you have to admit that Billy Jean, Bleat It and Baad were classic tunes. Chamois motherfucker!

[andy_e]

After work, I'm going to drown my serows with some Duikers IPA.

going to listen to some Michael Jackson

Shut up you dik-dik.

[tomtom]

Chamois motherfucker!

Superb. Keep the puns coming whilst andi_e goes out to get lathered...

[Jaspersharpe]

Shut up you dik-dik.

Shu tup?! How rude. And no need to repeat yourself I herd ewe the first time.

[johnx2]

what explaination do they give for the pullover?

No explanation. I wondered as it was powder blue if it was anything to do with one of the Citys football teams...

Indeed, hence the terrace classic "Don't look back in angora" (I heard you say...)

[Jaspersharpe]

And Wonderwool.

[johnx2]

And Mohair Mo Problems, and Lama Lama Lama Lama Lama Chameleon...

Just warming up here

[andy_e]

Alpaca waterproof in case it starts raining on my way back from the pub.

[nai]

what explaination do they give for the pullover?

No explanation. I wondered as it was powder blue if it was anything to do with one of the Citys football teams...

Indeed, hence the terrace classic "Don't look back in angora" (I herd ewe say...)

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

I hate to have to ram home the point, but the shear number of people flocking to make ovine puns is driving me to distraction. I just felt the need to shAries that with you all...

You mutton let it get you down.

[andy_e]

That wall session was hard work, I'm off for a dip...

[Serpico]

Is this still going? I can't believe all this started just because of a knee baa.

[andy_e]

I think we can scrapie through with a few more puns.

[tomtom]

I'll think of some more, in a tick...

[lagerstarfish]

I goat nothing else to add

[tomtom]

I'm sure we can round up some new ones. I'll pen some for you to read when you come-bye later..

[cheque]

I'm sure we can round up some new ones.

Wattle you do if you can't?

[andy_e]

Wattle? These puns are all about sheep and goats acacia hadn't noticed.

[Grubes]

I don't think I can help shepherd this thread back on track sorry.

[cheque]

Wattle? These puns are all about sheep and goats acacia hadn't noticed.

How dairy ewe question me.