...Kendo Nagasaki...
Sorry for the OT, but....Heard from the Glaswegian roofer on the site last week....
Him: Haw man, huv ye seen ma Kendo?
Me: Eh?
Him: Ma Kendo man, ma Kendo Nagasaki..
Me: Yer no makin' sense mate
Him: Ma Nagasaki, ma baccy ya spud
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