Going to what was clearly a "very important meeting" in Harrogate with a client/whatever and needed to arrange details when meeting her.
Very, very loud shouty voice, including "Hi!* It's Andy", and then proceeding to shout his moby number so everyone in the carriage can hear.
Here's the dilemma.
Do I post his name (Andy) and his number for all to read on the interweb so anyone can ring up this ignorant cunt?
As a supplementary question, what would Jasper's response be if his 'phone were
a) an Android
b) A standard mobile phone
c) an i-Phone?