Well according to Northern Rail our train back from Manchester was delayed because of the 'wrong sort of water'
is there some heavy water around Bamford that we really ought not to drink?
When the ridicule got a little much they added, well there's also the incline and the weather did change too . . .
So what next the Hope Valley furnicular?
Or more likely we'll just get more shit trains and a shit service.
Can anyone better the steaming pile of BS that we were presented with this evening?