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#25 Re: Hackney Hipster Hate
December 17, 2014, 10:56:55 am
Gosh, perhaps we can pursude them that caving is where it's at, that said I rarely frequent climbing walls these days, far too many people taking it seriously.

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#26 Re: Hackney Hipster Hate
December 17, 2014, 03:14:29 pm
Batten down the climbing walls troops, they're invading...



Terrible saggy-arsed diarrhoea-effect trousers, pulled down for effect - check.
Long trouser with trainers AND ankle socks - check.
Stupid micro-topknot - check.
Girlfriend in sports gear and vintage baggy cardigan - check.

''We're here for the drytooling competition''.


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#27 Re: Hackney Hipster Hate
December 17, 2014, 06:03:50 pm
Very good  :lol:

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#28 Re: Hackney Hipster Hate
December 17, 2014, 06:11:07 pm
"I'm one of Lagerstarfish's new Mistresses. Can you tell him I've arrived"

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#29 Re: Hackney Hipster Hate
December 17, 2014, 08:12:33 pm
Gosh, perhaps we can pursude them that caving is where it's at, that said I rarely frequent climbing walls these days, far too many people taking it seriously.


Caving is where it's at, ask Sam T.
But I don't thin they would be interested as you can't pose when up to this sort of thing:
 
I suppose the thing they would be interested in is dressing like a complete fucking cu*t. It's the bit that appeals to me.


Media City, their spiritual home. Made up fucking jobs doing fuck all of any fucking worth. Tossers.

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#30 Re: Hackney Hipster Hate
December 17, 2014, 08:30:01 pm
Nonsense, it's The Northern 1/4 or Chorlton.

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#31 Re: Hackney Hipster Hate
December 17, 2014, 08:32:26 pm
Apologies. I stand corrected.
The middle age media wanker hipster with a "job" is to be found at media city.


With a beard, a fucking massive fucking beard, a big ironic fucking hairy fucking beard.


Arggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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#32 Re: Hackney Hipster Hate
December 18, 2014, 03:52:06 pm
Nonsense, it's The Northern 1/4 or Chorlton.

Chorlton's too cool for trousers like that. It's all lumbersexuals around here.........

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#33 Re: Hackney Hipster Hate
December 18, 2014, 03:54:43 pm
I don't even dare ask what that means.

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#34 Re: Hackney Hipster Hate
December 18, 2014, 04:25:04 pm
Those hareem pants are so 2012.

 

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