Quote from: Sloper on January 08, 2010, 10:37:27 am1. wearing a hat in the car 'beware the twat in the hat' other than in utterly freezing conditions a strong correlation.Being a slaphead I wear a hat 90% of the time ... Another good indication of a shit driver is .......
1. wearing a hat in the car 'beware the twat in the hat' other than in utterly freezing conditions a strong correlation.
i wear a hat in my car because it takes a while for the car to warm up when its -12. Therefore I must be a shit driver. I also drive a bmw therefore I must be a cunt. (or maybe i just wanted a reliable, economical ((55+mpg))car,) it is however shit in the snow. It is great other times and of course I've got fucking right of way.
Incidentally, I've got a Clarkson book I was given for xmas (honest) that I dont really want. Any takers?
Quote from: tomtom on January 08, 2010, 08:28:35 pm Incidentally, I've got a Clarkson book I was given for xmas (honest) that I dont really want. Any takers?Video yourself ripping it up and using it as toilet tissue and then video yourself sticking the shitty sheets to caravans in your neighbourhood followed by setting fire to them ramming Clarkson's head through the shit/paper/caravan. I call that Win-Win
Quote from: grumpycrumpy on January 08, 2010, 10:52:12 amQuote from: Sloper on January 08, 2010, 10:37:27 am1. wearing a hat in the car 'beware the twat in the hat' other than in utterly freezing conditions a strong correlation.Being a slaphead I wear a hat 90% of the time ... Another good indication of a shit driver is .......Interesting that you should confirm the correlation as a hatted-driver yourself...
Driving a BMW
I am a shit driver. Not dangerous, but just a bit incompetent most of the time. I drive an AWD vehicle and wear a hat when cold. I have de-modded my vehicle; removing the surplus skirts, bumpers, bug shields, steps. My vehicle is also an automatic (due to my forgetting to change gear when driving manuals). Process that in your stats machine.
In no order:1) Volvo drivers. Useless tossers. Older models, the estates in particular, have the highest rate of stupidly slow driving on a country road stats ever. Fact. Volvo drivers should be shot on sight.
Audi's are nice cars made by a great historic company (NSU) and can cost a fortune, what drugs are you on?