What about Shawna whatshername? She dispatched it in about half an hour (not half an hour from birth, but from first feeling the holds).
I remember meeting a man called Paul (Craven? not sure) in there a few years back who mopped it up in an afternoon. He wasn't over 50 but no little hopo. Never seen anyone attempt such a problem with so much stamina to work the thing out his way.
Paul Craven is a rep for Ben (moon) these days. Thoroughly nice chap, although the last time I saw him he had terrible coffee breath!