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SA Chris
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#25 Re: Office Bullshit Jargon
March 14, 2012, 10:13:13 am
I've just been told we are in the process of creating a "value wave" for one of our customers. wtf.
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#26 Re: Office Bullshit Jargon
March 14, 2012, 12:12:51 pm
I had 'brand wave' spouted at me this morning - must be 'en vogue'.
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#27 Re: Office Bullshit Jargon
March 14, 2012, 12:26:48 pm
I'm making a learning juggernaut as I type...
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#28 Re: Office Bullshit Jargon
March 14, 2012, 12:27:17 pm
Quote from: SA Chris on March 14, 2012, 10:13:13 am
I've just been told we are in the process of creating a "value wave" for one of our customers. wtf.
Is that 'Value' like in 'Tesco Value' range? i.e. a bit shit?
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#29 Re: Office Bullshit Jargon
March 14, 2012, 12:40:36 pm
And the wave bit. Are we talking "Queen Liz style royal" or more "could be construed as a wanker sign"? If we really want to think outside of the envelope then I'm going to have to push for the latter.
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SA Chris
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#30 Re: Office Bullshit Jargon
March 14, 2012, 12:57:25 pm
All those joke have been done round here already. We decided closest match was it was a pensioner's special at the local hairdressers.
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#31 Re: Office Bullshit Jargon
March 14, 2012, 03:28:28 pm
Quote from: SA Chris on March 14, 2012, 10:13:13 am
I've just been told we are in the process of creating a "value wave" for one of our customers. wtf.
if I were you, I would have started a "homicide wave" instead.
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