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#375 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 11:40:32 am

Careful there Jasper. You don't want to get a head injury before you head off to Font

I've calmed down now lagers. It's just the level nonsense and lack of reading before posting on this thread was becoming irksome.

Now when are those useless fuckers at The Works going to get round to building a decent training board? Not everyone wants to toe hook on volumes you know. Apart from Gav of course.

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#376 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 11:43:50 am
we should start an online petition to get a 45deg training board built at the works. it's the one thing it's really missing and i know people would really appreciate it. whether or not such a feature would rival the cultural impact and world renown of the school's legacy is another issue.


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#377 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 11:46:47 am
Speaking of toe hooks. As an observation from a punter who can only just pull on to the motherboard. There does appear to be a lot of rubber on the nice painted white side of this board. Seems to go all the way up too. Hope people aren't taking 1b ticks with a toe hook.  :P

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#378 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 12:00:24 pm
I'm certainly not but I can't vouch for everyone.......



*cough*

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#379 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 12:04:08 pm
forget toe hooks, i use it for hand hooks.

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#380 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 12:25:13 pm
Gav only toe-hooks on the white side wall to create a black and white stripe effect in worship of his beloved magpies.

One can only assume he'll be scrubbing them off when the toon get relegated.......

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#381 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 12:31:54 pm
 :lol:

Is Graeme regretting his premature gloating though after last night's result.......

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#382 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 03:52:37 pm
Sunday is going to be very tense. There is more chance of me doing Hubble than SAFc getting anything out of Chelsea. Just got to hope that Hull and the Toon don't win. Be warned though that if we get relegated I will be in a VERY bad mood on Monday and will ban people for the slightest provocation.

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#383 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 03:57:46 pm
And i will make a special visit down there myself to enjoy being banned.

Gav

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#384 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 03:59:35 pm
I knew you wouldn't be able to resist this thread much longer.

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#385 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 08:31:47 pm
Cultural impact? Jesus, spare me the mytholigising. Nothing like something a death to spur  mourners to bullshit.

Would Dobbin have done the Joker if the school was still open? Or Paul B have been to Damascus? I doubt it.

Personally I couldn’t have given a flying fuck, or a monkey’s toss for that matter, that the Schoolroom shut down. I wasn’t even a member. I was just saying what I saw. Which was that a surprisingly significant number of American boulderers I met;

a)   Had a decent knowledge of The Schoolroom, its protagonists and its problems,
b)   Talked about it in extremely revered tones, and;
c)   Were genuinely impressed to meet someone who had climbed there.

However, this might say more about Americans than the School’s usefulness. Who knows? And I don’t particularly want to get bogged down in the semantics of what constitutes climbing culture or world renown. I was just expanding on what I understood Paul’s response to oldfella’s quote to mean. Plus it’s always nice to big up Irish Si on the internet.

And if Houdini is correct, it’s the political impact of the School we should be concerning ourselves with. If this was anywhere near on topic, that is.


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#386 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 09:44:10 pm
I'm sure you will be in a good mood come Monday Graeme.

The toon are going down to keep the smoggies company.

At least it means the Sheffield Geordies can watch their team at Hillsborough next season.

They can always pop along to Bramall lane to watch premiership football, oh yes the Blades are going up.


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#387 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 10:58:03 pm
How about some big posters that highlight "climbing etiquette"? (Where's that grumpy old man smiley?  :spank:)
« Last Edit: May 19, 2009, 11:16:22 pm by Paul B »

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#388 Re: The Works
May 19, 2009, 11:57:47 pm
(Where's that grumpy old man smiley?)


 :)

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#389 Re: The Works
May 24, 2009, 06:34:27 pm
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#390 Re: The Works
May 24, 2009, 10:32:47 pm
 :( :furious:

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#391 Re: The Works
May 26, 2009, 11:01:39 am
well Graeme,

 There is more chance of me doing Hubble than SAFc getting anything out of Chelsea.
Shall we be seeing the elder statesman of the works doing Hubble this week?
maybe Ben can set up a copy for you on one of the walls. Hey, if it worked for Malc??

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#392 Re: The Works
May 26, 2009, 11:04:50 am
:)

Do they serve slice of humble pie at the Works?

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#393 Re: The Works
May 26, 2009, 11:27:23 am
well Graeme,

 There is more chance of me doing Hubble than SAFc getting anything out of Chelsea.
Shall we be seeing the elder statesman of the works doing Hubble this week?
maybe Ben can set up a copy for you on one of the walls. Hey, if it worked for Malc??

??? They lost, Chelsea did them no favours, it was just that 2 other teams were even worse than Sunderland..... ;)

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#394 Re: The Works
May 26, 2009, 01:29:14 pm
surely getting away from relegation is the prize he seeks  :shrug:

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#395 Re: The Works
May 26, 2009, 10:05:58 pm
:)

Do they serve slice of humble pie at the Works?

We used to but Gav ate it all today.

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#396 Re: The Works
May 27, 2009, 07:10:42 pm
Gav's gone and taken the whole week off just to avoid me. Gives me plenty of time to plan his welcome back  ;)

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#397 Re: The Works
May 28, 2009, 03:31:41 am
rumour has it, Gav's scoping out grounds for when they playing away next season. The Coca-Cola Football League Championship hosts an array of quirky little village football sides some of which play on the village green. fortunately he has GPS and a motorhome. just hope he isn't mistaken for a gypo!!  :pissed: :alky:

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#398 Re: The Works
June 02, 2009, 01:57:37 pm
Calling the Arsolo van a motorhome is stretching the definition somewhat.

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#399 Re: The Works
June 02, 2009, 05:18:47 pm
just for Gav:


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