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Pain au chocolat AU ALMOND!
March 24, 2010, 07:35:24 pm


Do not be fooled by the somewhat turdy looks, this is a mighty pastry product indeed. A swirled pastry with a chocolate layer spiralling around, surrounding an indulgent core of almondy goodness. Serious fuel for a day's skiing and serious damage to one's waistline otherwise.

Trust me this is next level business. I reckon once these catch on, any ascents in Font without having one of these for breakfast won't count. No pain au choc au almond, no tick.

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#1 Re: Pain au chocolat AU ALMOND!
March 24, 2010, 08:11:29 pm
Makes me think of that Elephant foot thing under Chernobyl.

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#2 Re: Pain au chocolat AU ALMOND!
March 24, 2010, 10:58:35 pm
They have been around in France for ever, I've yet to locate a proper one over here, I'll keep on looking...

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#3 Re: Pain au chocolat AU ALMOND!
March 24, 2010, 11:04:11 pm
No "Pink Anasazi" or "Pain au chocolat" voting options?  :shrug: :P

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#4 Re: Pain au chocolat AU ALMOND!
March 24, 2010, 11:11:22 pm
Shit isn't that, pastry section:


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#5 Re: Pain au chocolat AU ALMOND!
March 25, 2010, 05:47:29 pm
Shit isn't that... actual shit.  It really looks like a poo.  :thumbsdown:

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#6 Re: Pain au chocolat AU ALMOND!
March 26, 2010, 12:51:33 pm
No "Pink Anasazi" or "Pain au chocolat" voting options?  :shrug: :P

This has superceded any previous and entirely outclassed pastry options!

Don't give me that thumbs down, Magpie, even you'd like this nomalicious item!

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#7 Re: Pain au chocolat AU ALMOND!
March 26, 2010, 03:05:19 pm
Wouldn't.  Don't like almonds.  :P

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#8 Re: Pain au chocolat AU ALMOND!
March 28, 2010, 07:15:20 pm
Fuck yeah, gotta get me some of that shit!

Just what I need for my current non-climbing weight gain 2000 diet.   ;)

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#9 Re: Pain au chocolat AU ALMOND!
March 28, 2010, 07:40:21 pm

It's a trap.

The same objections to croissant aux amandes apply.

This is yesterday's unsold, unloved and unwanted pain au chocolat. Dried out, gutted, stuffed with harsh industrial frangipan and cooked just past the point of burning (in an electric oven judging by the photo).

The original alchemy of buttery pastry and bitter chocolate are lost forever, caramelised past recognition and present only as a singed reminder of what could have been.

Sometimes I succumb, and buy one and greedily, guiltily consume.

But afterwards I feel dirty.

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#10 Re: Pain au chocolat AU ALMOND!
March 28, 2010, 09:27:58 pm
TRAP!!!

It's THA BOMB. My partner in crime reckoned they were a bit overdone on that day, I thought the caramelised outer made them even more nommalicious.


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