So I'm looking at the picture of the Crouch with his horse anus gloves on and apart from finding it fairly homoerotic or is that equinerotic, I'm thinking that if I was to wear such gloves, or even normal marigolds, I would end up with my hands so sweaty inside them, it would actually be just as wet as doing the dishes with them off. Is that right?? Doesn't seem right. Maybe I should get a dishwasher.