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the shizzle => news => Topic started by: cofe on February 24, 2009, 11:45:39 am

Title: baby dave!
Post by: cofe on February 24, 2009, 11:45:39 am: i'm sure he'll be back on UKB asap (you know dave) but at the moment he's with the missus and their new (big) baby boy. congrats - alright! :great:
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Post by: Bubba on February 24, 2009, 11:48:30 am: Wow! Well done Dave (and Ms Dave of course) :thumbsup: :beer2:
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Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 24, 2009, 11:51:01 am: Top news. :great:
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Post by: tlr on February 24, 2009, 11:51:15 am: Congratulations (Dave, not Cofe).

Looks like he's been busy creating a website already http://www.thesarcasticbaby.com/ (http://www.thesarcasticbaby.com/)

I'm sure that Dave will have a gift list there or something.
Title: Re: baby dave!
Post by: dobbin on February 24, 2009, 11:51:56 am: Quote from: cofe on February 24, 2009, 11:45:39 am
i'm sure he'll be back on UKB asap (you know dave) but at the moment he's with the missus and their new (big) baby boy. congrats - alright! :great:

Is he big? he's not got that from his dad then has he? I heard he's already prestaged the baby's UKB account ready for a lifetime of posting.

But really - nice one Dave! congrats!
Title: Re: baby dave!
Post by: Andy B on February 24, 2009, 11:56:25 am: Quote from: dobbin on February 24, 2009, 11:51:56 am

Is he big? he's not got that from his dad then has he?

nine pounds and fifteen ounces.

reports that he popped out and growlled "word up fuckpieces," may not be entirely true.

Well done Helen, and Dave.
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Post by: SA Chris on February 24, 2009, 11:57:16 am: Nice one dave.
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Post by: Johnny Brown on February 24, 2009, 11:57:54 am: Jurassic Park! Is he going to call him Fernando?
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Post by: lagerstarfish on February 24, 2009, 12:05:52 pm: Quote from: Andy B on February 24, 2009, 11:56:25 am

nine pounds and fifteen ounces.

:o well done Mrs Dave :thumbsup:
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Post by: Bonjoy on February 24, 2009, 12:56:31 pm: Congrats yoot! The lengths some people wil go to to get more wad points ;)
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Post by: magpie on February 24, 2009, 02:57:40 pm: Awww, Congratulations! :thumbsup:

Quote from: Andy B on February 24, 2009, 11:56:25 am
nine pounds and fifteen ounces.
That's a fair size!
Title: Re: baby dave!
Post by: SA Chris on February 24, 2009, 03:31:39 pm: Quote from: magpie on February 24, 2009, 02:57:40 pm
Awww, Congratulations! :thumbsup:

Quote from: Andy B on February 24, 2009, 11:56:25 am
nine pounds and fifteen ounces.
That's a fair size!

Dave's a big loon.
Title: Re: baby dave!
Post by: Adam Lincoln on February 24, 2009, 03:46:48 pm: Nice one Dave, congrats!
Title: Re: baby dave!
Post by: Sloper on February 24, 2009, 07:25:39 pm: I thought that this was a variation on Baby Spice.

But congratulations to both, PS I have loads of baby clothes and other associated shit to get rid of, if anyone wants some drop me a pm
Title: Re: baby dave!
Post by: tobym on February 24, 2009, 08:42:45 pm: Congrats to Dave, I don't know him, but :beer2:
Life will never be the same again!(I've got 2 meself)
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Post by: nik at work on February 24, 2009, 08:52:47 pm: Nice one Dave.
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Post by: GCW on February 24, 2009, 08:59:00 pm: Oh, Dave- what have you done? :'(

Congratulations.
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Post by: tommytwotone on February 24, 2009, 09:18:31 pm: Congrats Dave - all the best for life with a nipper!
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Post by: Falling Down on February 24, 2009, 09:41:10 pm: :beer2: Nice one Dave and Mrs P
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Post by: Jim on February 24, 2009, 09:55:51 pm: welcome to the real man's club, that is after I have checked the milkman / postman etc... for likeness

WORD
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Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on February 24, 2009, 10:19:43 pm: Great news! Massive congrats.
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Post by: Will Hunt on February 25, 2009, 01:36:42 am: BOOM!

Baby delivered.

Victory cigar smoked.

Mission accomplished.
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Post by: Monolith on February 25, 2009, 08:00:52 am: Massive props Dave.
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Post by: slackline on February 25, 2009, 08:16:33 am: Well done Mrs dave and congratulations to both.
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Post by: dave on February 25, 2009, 10:23:35 am: Cheers for all the props word. prior to yesterday I didn't even know there were as many as 15 ounces in a pound. also jim we have neither milk nor newpapers delivered, so its all gravy. The baby ain't black either, which came as something of a dissapointment. right i'm off to jessops to oversee a blood transfusion.
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Post by: slackline on February 25, 2009, 10:51:51 am: Quote from: dave on February 25, 2009, 10:23:35 am
right i'm off to jessops to oversee a blood transfusion.

Why does your camera need blood?
Title: Re: baby dave!
Post by: SA Chris on February 25, 2009, 11:42:17 am: Quote from: dave on February 25, 2009, 10:23:35 am
we have neither milk nor newpapers delivered, so its all gravy.

I don't think infants should be introduced to gravy until at least the second week, and meat pies in week 4.
Title: Re: baby dave!
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 25, 2009, 11:46:30 am: My Mrs asked our two year old what he fancied for breakfast the other day and he said "Beer". ;D
Title: Re: baby dave!
Post by: SA Chris on February 25, 2009, 12:07:34 pm: Nowt wrong with that. Did he have a heavy night before, and was going for the hair of the dog?
Title: Re: baby dave!
Post by: dave on February 25, 2009, 11:17:34 pm: Quote from: slack---line on February 25, 2009, 10:51:51 am
Quote from: dave on February 25, 2009, 10:23:35 am
right i'm off to jessops to oversee a blood transfusion.

Why does your camera need blood?

It cut itself on a nikon lens, it was so sharp. Ithankyou.
Title: Re: baby dave!
Post by: (woz) on February 26, 2009, 04:28:32 pm: Nice one Dave + Mrs Dave! Bit surprise by your choice of name though, I was expecting a tupac, or jemal
Title: Re: baby dave!
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 26, 2009, 08:13:56 pm: Am I right in thinking that this is Dave's first?

If so, I think we should keep with British climbing tradition and sandbag him with loads of duff baby beta :devangel: